#Huang Feng Feng

[xiaoorei]

❝ Body in abyss, heart in paradise ❞ - Xie Lian

[popsigills]

got the template from @oshikasa

[munchy-k]

goodmorning here is the real assignment that I turned in for an real grade at the real college that I pay money to go to

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

I'm sorry

Template by @oshikasa

[jungle-fae]

Tgcf book 5 is so funny to me because everyone is like “we have to keep this on the down low, we can’t let the ghosts know there’s a heavenly official infiltrating Mount Tonglu” and then everyone and their mother shows up for one reason or another and everyone is just like “yeah, this is fine”

[white-flower-blooming]

Very sorry but my memory is pretty bad. Template by @oshikasa

[xielianlover2]

*During a group project*

Xie Lian, Ling Wen, Pei Xiu, Yin Yu, and Yushi Huang: *does 99% of the work*

Qi Ying and Feng Xin: *has no idea what’s going on*

Hua Cheng: *supplies the materials and praises/flirts with Xie Lian 24/7*

Shi Qingxuan and Banyue: *helps but makes a mess*

Pei Ming: *helps, but only so he can flirt with whoever caught his attention*

Qi Rong: *actively tries to sabotage the project and fails miserably*

He Xuan: *only showed up for the snacks*

Mu Qing: *does another whole project by himself again due to a misunderstanding*

[nanocados]

Little gumdrops.. I will eat them all >:)

[oshikasa]

draw tgcf characters from memory ✍️

was inspired by this meme i saw for another series so i wanted to make a template!

feel free to use the template! (a drive link to the template as well)

it was fun trying to remember everyone

[menelaus-blue]

is it clear who my favorite characters are? i hope so.

this template is by @/oshikasa over on “the website formerly known as twitter” or whatever

[xiaoorei]

[bloodyfries]

For the past two months I have been explaining the plot of TGCF (or as he calls it: "the gay man lore™") to a friend of mine. I have heavily condensed the plot and we are still not done. Though I would like to tell you all the alternate names he has come up with

Xie Lian = Jay Leno

Hua Cheng = Little red ridding hood

San Lang = Little red vibing hood

Hong Hong-er = kys kid

Wu‌ ‌Ming = gaster the royal scientists

Feng Xin = thing one

Mu Qing = thing two

Nan Feng = thing three

Fu Yao = Thing four

Qi‌ ‌Ying‌ = autism god

Yin Yu = low tier god

Lang‌ ‌Qianqiu‌ = headband guy

Pei Ming = womanizer

Yushi Huang = Susie Deltarune

Lang‌ ‌Ying = Springtrap

Ban Yu = specific girl

Pei Lang = specific boy

Shi Qingxuan = Scott the woz

Shi‌ ‌Wudu‌ = don't lose your head wudu

Black water = Black water

Qi‌ ‌Rong = pac man

Gu‌ ‌Zi = mochi

Jun Wu = Jesus

Ling Wen = female Shakespeare

Mei‌ ‌Nian‌ ‌Qing= gambling man

[theside-b]

Taiwan and it's cute tradition of bringing back CPs for a cameo — granted, it was kinda of a given considering Anti Reset and Eternal Butler are connected, but still, it was nice seeing Chen Wu join Li Feng for another sweet appearance*

*btw from all the previous VBL CPs these two were the ones that sparked real life dating allegations...

[incorrect-web-novels]

Jun Wu: Let's test something: describe your gender in a way that will baffle cis people but other trans and enby peeps will get. Yin Yu: I prefer to not be perceived by others. Qi Rong: Idk pick a slur Xie Lian: I drank too much gender juice i wish i was an abstract concept Lang Qianqiu: Ooblek. My gender is ooblek. Shi Qingxuan: none gender with left boygirl Hua Cheng: A shapeshifting shadow monster that takes the form of your gay aunt's wife Ling Wen: If gender is a performance then mine is the curtains which are drawn in to block stagehands switching props and the backdrop Yushi Huang: I'm a girl in a man way Feng Xin: When you order man from wish Xuan Ji: I'm gender fluid but not in a "sometimes a girl sometimes a boy" way. Sometimes my gender is Wesley from Princess bride, a sexy cowboy, pirate temptress and greasy gamer entity. Mu Qing: an old vending machine that only gives you coffee and lime soda Quan Yizhen: I'm a person Quan Yizhen: i don't know what i'm doing leave me alone Shi Wudu: Booby mcbeardy face Pei Ming: No matter who you are, if you have sex with me, it's gay Jian Lan: "Hi, I'm non-binary. Please refer to me with gender neutral terms." (Source)

[sunfiltersthroughwillowleaves]

who would read a fluffy xianle quartet fic with added fluff and maybe a lil more fluff

includes: shi qingxuan convincing mu qing to crossdress with him, a very awkward sleepover where everyone in the xianle quartet invites their best friends and he xuan and shi qingxuan see each other and start making reparations, feng xin and mu qing teaming up to try and win the heart of the crown prince only to also fall for the ghost king, homophobia in the heavenly capital, and much more! (if it gets written idk if i will)

i might just start planning out the sleepover at paradise manor below the cut...

ok so mu qing, after crossdressing with shi qingxuan, invites him

xie lian's like "ok i guess i cant invite sqx who do i invite?" he ends up inviting ling wen, who is relieved for a break, and yushi huang, bc she did help them overthrow the government last time i guess

feng xin has no friends. he invites pei ming in the end because why not

hua cheng invites he xuan because yin yu said no, and hua cheng has no other besties

so the party is xianle quartet, the remaining Cancers, shi qingxuan, and yushi huang

pei ming has the wonderful idea to play spin the bottle, shi qingxuan agrees bc at this point he knows mu qing has a crush on xie lian and hua cheng

xie lian has no idea what spin the bottle is, but shi qingxuan goes first bc hes kinda besties with everyone here (except the ghost king), lands on yushi huang, gives her a lil peck on the cheek. pei ming goes "hey! thats not how you play! you have to kiss them on the lips actually!"

he is ignored.

next is hua cheng, who spins, and thanks to his incredible luck, lands on gege! kisses him on the lips and hands it to he xuan.

he xuan does not spin the bottle.

next is pei ming, who spins it and lands on ling wen. the immovable glare she affixes him with is enough to make him back off. she leaves the circle and goes to sleep on one of the couches at like 11 (there are many couches in paradise manor bc hua cheng needs something to kiss xie lian on)

pei ming complains that he gets to spin again because he didnt kiss anyone, but no one listens bc no one wants to kiss him lol

next up is yushi huang, who lands on pei ming. she starts by wiping off his cheek with a wet towel, her lips barely making contact with his cheek, then wiping off her lips with a different towel. pei ming is very embarassed and red.

then we got feng xin, who is very scared. he lands on he xuan. uh oh. he walks a lil closer. then a lil closer. he kisses his own hand and pats he xuan on the shoulder. the glare that he xuan is wearing is very very very scary. he is very scared. like hes about to pee himself. but at least. he managed it. pei ming doesnt comment surprisingly.

mu qing is next (of course they sat next to each other guys), who lands on xie lian. oh no oh no oh no. he leans over. kisses xie lian very very quickly on the cheek. he is very very very very red and blushing.

yeah mu qing will get murdered if he falls asleep at the sleepover.

now it's xie lian's turn. everyone wants to kiss him for different reasons except he xuan, so of course that's who he lands on.

xie lian knows this is platonic except hes not really friends with he xuan??? and also the tension between he xuan and shi qingxuan has been physically (whats the touch version of audible?), so hes very nervous.

"you dont have to do it if you dont wanna gege"

"yes he does!" shouts pei ming

xie lian kisses his finger and taps the Supreme on the cheek.

yeah, he xuan's debt is getting increased for that.

ANYWAYS might update this later bye, lmk if youd read this