#How to get rid of cockroaches

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In addition to pest control services, Cleaning Mate also offers professional carpet cleaning services. Their team utilizes advanced techniques and eco-friendly products to deep-clean your carpets, ensuring a hygienic and pest-free environment.

By combining effective pest control measures and professional carpet cleaning services, you can successfully eliminate cockroaches from your home, creating a clean, healthy, and comfortable living space. Say goodbye to cockroach infestations and hello to a pest-free home!

[ashes-in-a-jar]

My biggest unexpected character development this summer is somehow instead of running in the opposite direction and screaming for help when I see a cockroach in my room (it's been twice now... sigh) like I used to, I am instead filled with immense righteous fury and channel that into bloody murder, shouting insults at the poor creature all the way to hell and back as I commit the crime

[pastellmochi]

non paralive moots im begging yuo listen to my wife singing

[hoziersredguitar]

TMI but i like sleeping with very minimal amount of clothing and in an ideal world i'd sleep w a tiny top and no pants but i saw a news article about a woman who had a cockroach crawled up her pussy and it haunts every corner of my existence

[toonfinatic]

Kela give me money next month challenge

[startsbeatboxing]

just saw a new bug run acros my floro. do not have the energy to deal with this shit tonight goodbye

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

POSITIVE VENT IN THE TAGS IM HAVING THE REVENGE TIME OF MY LIFEEE

[victim9d]

I have 2 confess. I did not even Glance at cassies current bio before writing her new one

[astro-b-o-y-d]

I’ll get my thoughts written in a much more coherent fashion eventually, but the gist is that I think Bill took a look at Dipper trying to solve the mysteries of the town and journal and went ‘How precious, he thinks he’s actually gonna be like Ford’ in the most condescending tone—

—only for Dipper to prove that he was actually a mildly-threatening presence in the mindscape. So then Bill switched gears and was like ‘Okay, you know what, you little bastard? Now I’m gonna trick you, destroy that journal AND eventually toss your body away like an unloved ragdoll. Go fuck yourself.’

And then that failed and now Ford’s coming back, so Bill’s like ‘Fuck it, I have bigger fish to fry and this kid is next to nothing to me. I’ll just let my friends eat him when I get to town.’

But then Dipper somehow managed to evade them and get to his sister, so I’ll bet Bill really, really cannot stand this fucking kid. But he’s also got a billion other things to focus on, things he’d much prefer to focus on, so he just ignores that like he does everything else he doesn’t like to think about.

[b1oodyvalentine]

i see you for all that you are, what a pathetic disgusting man you are, and i love you just the same

[spacemythic]

I just found such a huge roach in my bedroom right before getting ready for bed 🤢🤢🤢 Looks like my bug induced dreams are coming back tonight, boysssss 😭 I thought I'd left the bug nightmares behind two years ago when I moved out of my old hell hole of an apartment but I have a feeling this is gonna set us back 🥲

[aardvaark]

i love how sophie’s priorities are pretty much the inverse of anyone else’s priorities. she’s oddly calm in life-or-death scenarios and mostly just seems annoyed when people are trying to kill her, but things like rain or bugs or the smell of hardison’s van are what really bothers her. like one time she takes revenge on eliot by straight up brainwashing him because he didn’t get rid of a cockroach that was grossing her out… this is a woman who has been shot before.

[thearchercore]

special shout out to ollie for causing like 20 yellow flags and still finishing this race. he was like a cockroach, you couldnt get rid of him no matter how many penalties and off track encounters he had in that haas

[fatkish]

The Hashira and their Children

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(Gyomei is introducing his chubby newborn baby to the other Hashira)

Gyomei: This is Yusuke. Y/n just gave birth to him a few weeks ago.

Mitsuri: aww! He’s so cute!

Shinobu: he looks just like you

Gyomei: would you guys like to hold him?

(After everyone but Sanemi has held the baby)

Gyomei: Shinazugawa, would you like to hold Yusuke?

Sanemi: *holding Yusuke* you look like a lump of mochi

Baby Yusuke: *face contorts and he starts to cry*

Mitsuri: Sanemi, how could you? You made him cry

Tengen: nice going Sanemi

Sanemi: *grumbling as he hands Yusuke to Gyomei* I didn’t mean to make him cry

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(Kyojuro and Y/n are trying to take a family picture but their 3 year old won’t stop crying)

Y/n: what are we going to do, they won’t stop crying?

Kyojuro: Just give them a box of raisins

Y/n: Seriously?

Kyojuro: *pulls out box of raisins and hands it to his child* there see

Three year old: *immediately stops crying and is waving the raisins around*

Y/n: I swear they get that from you

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(Sanemi was left at home to look after his 4 year old and 1 year old alone. He was watching them but took a small nap. He wakes up to find his oldest has drawn all over his 1 year old in marker)

Sanemi: what did you do to your brother?

Four year old: *holding the marker* wasn’t me

1 year old: *laughing*

Sanemi: *mumbles to himself* help me clean your brother up now

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(Conversation between Kyojuro, Sanemi and Tengen)

Tengen: I’m pretty sure my neighbor thinks I’m a terrible father

Sanemi: just ignore them

Kyojuro: you’re not a terrible father, what makes you say that?

Tengen: they saw me chasing my naked three year old twins around the front lawn. Again

Kyojuro: why were you chasing them

Sanemi: wait, what do you mean again

Tengen: they finished taking their bathes but refused to put clothes on

Tengen: then they unlocked the front door and began running around. As soon as I caught one, I’d start chasing the other, but the one in my hands would slip out as soon as I caught the other one. My neighbors saw the whole thing

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Y/n: *walks into the bathroom where their five year old son is* oh my god! What did you do

Son: *smiles and looks at their mom*

Sanemi: *comes running in* what’s wrong? What happened?

Y/n: take a look at your son, notice anything missing

Sanemi: *stares for a minute* what happened to your eyebrows?

Son: I gets rid of them. Now daddy and I match

Y/n: *turns away snickering*

Sanemi: OI!

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Kyojuro: *is asleep*

3 year old: Daddy wake up

Kyojuro: *continues to sleep*

3 year old: *grabs TV remote and proceeds to smack Kyojuro with it* Daddy up!

Kyojuro: ow! I’m up

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(Giyuu, y/n and their 5 year old are in their backyard)

Y/n: and just what do you think you’re doing?

5 year old: *holding a giant Japanese salamander like it’s a stuffed animal* I found him, can we keep him?

Y/n: *looks at the salamander that’s as big as their child* where did you even find that

5 year old: in the river… so… can we keep him?

Y/n: *flabbergasted* where do you expect to put him?

5 year old: in the pond with the fish

Y/n: I’m sorry but that thing will eat the fish

Y/n: *looks at Giyuu* you want to say anything?

Giyuu: …. We could build a second pond for him

Y/n: *throws hands in the air* seriously

Giyuu: what’s his name?

5 year old: Mr. Flabbs

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Y/n: honey, do you know where our daughter is?

Gyomei: I believe she is in the kitchen….

Y/n: *after walking into the kitchen* oh my god no! Spit that out!

3 year old: *runs out of the kitchen*

Y/n: Gyomei catch her!

Gyomei: *catches daughter and holds her up*

Y/n: spit that out right now!

3 year old: *spits out cockroach into Gyomei’s hand*

Gyomei: please tell me this isn’t what I think it is

Y/n: I wish I could

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(Y/n, Sanemi and their 3 year old are at an appliance store)

Y/n: *looking at washing machines with Sanemi* what do you think of this…. Where’s our child?

Sanemi: they were right here

Y/n: *look’s around and is mortified* oh please no

Sanemi: what?

Three year old: *is sitting on one of the display toilets with their pants down singing while grunting*

Y/n: stay here while I get the wet wipes

Sanemi: *covers his face in shame*

Store attendant: *trying so hard not to laugh*

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(Obanai, Mitsuri and y/n are giving their 2 and 3 year olds a bath in the tub)

Obanai: *leaves the bathroom to grab something real quick*

Y/n: how are the kids?

Obanai: just got them into the bath

Mitsuri: *getting the kid’s pajamas ready* they are just so cute

3 year old: *shouting* boat! A boat!

Y/n: did you put toys in the tub?

Obanai: no, we don’t even have any boat toys

Mitsuri: then what is…

Obanai, y/n and Mitsuri: *runs into the bathroom*

(They walk into the bathroom to see their 2 and 3 year olds in the tub with a turd floating around)

3 year old: look a boat!

Mitsuri: *covers her face*

Y/n: *scrambles to quickly remove the kids from the tub*

Obanai: *disgusted as he empties the tub and removes the turd* I’ll run another bath

Y/n: *looks to Mitsuri* still think they’re cute?

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