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During the post dark cream arc where Cross was pregnant with Aim, is it possible for Aim to mive and kick while in the soul…? And if so is it painful for Cross+
continuing @clownyclowns' comic's topic <3
#zu art#comic#post dark cream#cross!sans#preg!cross#dream!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#''I'm no longer who I used to be'' [pregnancy edition]#my defensive reaction to Cross' ex-crush was to draw more of him being pregnant with Dream's child /jjj#if I had a nickel for every time I drew a multi-page comic about the issue of roles & self-esteem in a same-sex family I'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but omg it happened twice :'D#well I love me some preg!Cross with nesting syndrome & emotional swings ;w;#(or is this also a midlife crisis? >:/ gotta learn—)#little Aim in Cross' soul be like: dad is mad at papa?? not on my watch— *kicks*#a lil defender <33#I really like how their love languages work cause Dream's is an act if service and he tries to show his love the same way by offering help#but Cross' is physical touches so he reacts sharply to the help but relaxes (breaks :'3) after hugs (Dream does to calm them both down)#men... ;w;☆#be back soon! ;3
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remember back in the rcdart era of tumblr when drawing fetishistic hyperfeminine caricatures of trans men with huge tits and hips and snatched waists and womens lingerie and makeup and pussies out got you ran off the site. now it's completely encouraged and is the default way people portray trans men and if you have a problem with it suddenly you're the monster. normal pro trans website great allyship
#why can we no longer recognize that ppl who post 'heckin huge boy boobies!!! valid gushy fat afab boy pussies!!' 500x a day are chasers#'i'm just representing my own body type' THAT IS A PORNO CARICATURE NO HUMAN LOOKS LIKE THAT#and if you have just one 'transmasc' character that looks like that sure but when every ftm you draw is more feminine than the avg woman...#well good luck babe#this is about puppy chan but it's an incredibly common trend on here and twitter#hence why i almost never use those sites now#imagine if there was just one depiction of trans men that was not completely focused on natal genitalia and sex characteristics#imagine just one ftm who's a regular guy. just one#and that's not even getting into how they portray trans women which is equally repulsive#interesting that the crowd that claims to be sooo pro trans literally does not believe trans men and women are men and women respectively#wolfertinger666#puppychan#also one of their new predictably hyperfeminine hypersexualized 'ftm' ocs 'lets his fits hang because eventually his dysphoria went away'#as if that's not the most transphobic thing i've ever read
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*gasps*
Mr. Sanderson, this was hardly subtle!
Also, despite the joyspren, I still refuse to believe the shower sex was actually enjoyable. I can suspend my disbelief for Surges and magical healing but good shower sex? Mr. Sanderson, sir, that is where I draw the line!
#I don't believe it#this was *hardly* a vague promise or a ‘hint’#and I'm still gonna write a fic about how bad it actually was#also I know Adolin loves his horse but if the shower sex was so good I think he would have stayed longer#wind and truth spoilers#wat spoilers#cremposting#shardposting#stormlight archive#cosmere#its cosmerely an obsesh wound
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fic is almost done and by almost done i mean i still have to write at least 4 pretty major scenes and transitions but i don’t hate it anymore. this is kind of evil though because every time i don’t hate a fic i just want to blast it to publish. like wym i have to work on it more 😐
#writing tag#it is almost at 4k though and it will get much longer. still have to write the sex scenes soooo.#and man i hate saving the sex scenes for last. like 🧍♂️😐#does anybody want to teach me how sex works
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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Half-baked r63 yukierre idea/yapping
Guys bear with me here on this. AFAB Yuki right? Her and Pierre traumabonded during their Alpha Tauri days and all that jazz.
They have almost the exact same dynamics as the non r63 version of themselves but heres where it gets tricky-ish. We all know that even w/ all the flirting Pierre would yap about seeing Yuki as a younger sibling and would say/imply as much
So, fem!Yuki realizing she may have some heavy feelings for Pierre whether they be platonic or romantic (whose she kidding ofc they're romantic) but alas everytime Pierre inevitably finds himself flirting w/ her, he backtracks to the "ur like a little sister to me/ur such an immature little kid angle (think rb maxiel)
Which is a slap in the face to Yuki when Pierre goes public w/ his childbride Kika later on that year whos a freshly turned 19 to her 21/22 (maxiel moment lmao).
Yipyap yip yap. Yuki dealin w/ the western worlds overt sexualization of asian women along w/ the desexualization/infantilization that she going to face as an asian woman in old boys club sport. Pierre gasly is not helping w/ these matters at all
Kika is petite, charming and has just enough bite to intrigue but not offend the old guard, unlike Yuki whos being made to see a therapist over her temper. (poor girl) and Yuki's just feeling like the standing woman emoji in the corner. Dont forget Pierre's leaving AT at the end of the season too lmao
At least she has an elder fellow poc woman on the grid to go to advice for, right??. Alex Albon herself who's also lowkey a mess rn. Fried blonde, overgrown pixie cut and undercut monstrosity, fuck ton of helix and orbital piercings (she went to the lh44 school of drip... shes failing) Shes got a thing for George but hes dating Carmen and she and Lily are dancing around each other (just kiss tf??)
Yuki will be ok though, she has Nyck and Liam next year. Miss girls boutta be having some nice sex and reminiscing to do
WeI hope this made some sort of sense. Idk though PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OR REBLOG W/ YAPPING. IM HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS!!
#Theres eventually going to be a party w/ all the women in the grid where they all get yt girl wasted and ask stupid questions#and someones going to ask everyone if theyve ever had sex w/ anyof their teammates past or present b4#And Alex blows everyones minds by admitting to having sex w/ Charles at one point and Yuki does vice versa by admitting she never had smth#With pierre lol#Yukis had her hair shorter than her chin almost her entire life until shes teammates w/ Pierre and starts growing it out bc shes seen him#Go for ig models w/ long hair#she cuts it again once he leaves. takes a page out of alex's book and gets a undercut. It feels nice.#mcwriting#there is no clear rhyme or reason to this shit but I hope yall understand this mess#Girls: Yuki. Alex. Oscar and maybe max or Lewis#idk I just wanna see how Lando would react around a fem! oscar lmao#yukierre#yuki tsunoda#alex albon#shoutout yuki's 2nd puberty aka the 2023 season#shes got the fresh haircut. new muscle and is no longer under Pierre's wing#chat shes ready to flourish here#Alex will get her life 2gether soon probably#r63 yuki verse#Yap temple
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nsfw tmi in the tags :-)
#so. sometimes i am a little bit late giving myself a T-shot and other times i am VERY late giving myself a T-shot#and this time i am so late that it's been almost 3 weeks since my last one? somehow? idk how we got here but whatever.#this is the lowest my testosterone levels have been since july 2020 and i finally have a low sex drive again. I AM AT LITERAL FUCKING PEACE#i am gonna talk to my doctor about stopping HRT entirely. like idk what all is reversible so i might decide to stay on#but. i don't have a uterus anymore so i don't think there's anything that would be Deeply Distressing if i quit?#you have no idea how good it feels to no longer be tied to my body's hormone-induced need for excessively regular orgasms.#not to be sex repulsed on main but hoooooly shit is this nice.#*coughs* this post has been filed under Things I Need To Say But Cannot Talk To My Mother About#¶
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one of the funniest things about the whole 'akane is the worst fiancée' argument is how everyone always says she can't cook or sew or is 'violent' (which is even funnier since this is a slapstick romcom) but they never take into account her taking care of ranma or anyone else or that she is kind and funny and goofy and fun and a teenage girl
it's almost like people think the only thing a woman can provide in a marriage is her skills as a cook, seamstress, and her ability to make the 'man' feel good .. like, they are literal teenagers, relax lmaoooo
ranma and akane are teenagers who become friends and slowly fall in love with each other (true love cause it is a romcom manga after all) ... and the most important thing about their story is how everyone expects something of them and they finally meet someone who actually SEES THEM (faults and all) and they WANT to be with each other simply because it's nice to be wanted without having to be someone they are not
(also it is my headcanon that akane does learn how to cook as she gets older but when she marries ranma, he takes over the kitchen duties because he likes cooking for akane like a good housewife/husband)
LITERALLY idk why ppl expect her to be a 50s housewife 🤪 and the idea that maybe ranma likes her not just in spite of, but BECAUSE she’s a tomboy is so baffling to some ppl
Like sure. Ukyo and shampoo are also martial artists, and on a very surface level they’re “nicer” to ranma (as long as he’s doing what they want…) They’re much quicker to be affectionate and show off what Wifely Skills they have or whatever, but its very clear they don’t care about taking the time to get to know ranma and are just attracted to the version of him in their heads
Akane’s the one who has stuck by him this whole time, even protecting him from kuno at the very start of the series despite heavily disliking ranma. She patches him up and fights alongside him and shares her thoughts and problems with him and lets him do the same, and they grow to love each other because of who the other person is, not what they can offer. Idk why ppl think he’d be happier if akane was a doormat instead of an actual person who challenges him to be better
(also…ranma’s taste is very clearly tomboys lmao)
#ranma 1/2#‘she should agree with him on everything and cook and clean and Make Him Feel Good’#ah okay i get it! you think she should be a doting mother he can have sex with#what year is it again#also akane IS affectionate w ranma shes just more subtle abt it and takes longer to get there#i didnt even touch how ranma’s curse factors into their relationship#i know ukyo doesnt mind it either but i think ranma being a girl actively played into akane falling for ranma#and ofc she’s willing to help him find a cure if thats what he rlly wants but she makes it so apparent to him that it doesnt bother her#that when hes locked into girl form (herb arc) he knows he can still go home to and be a couple with her
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Ooooh so pretty! I love the idea of the changing colors for Obi-Wan. Sure, sure, Anakin, we believe you, you don't want to see Obi-Wan’s tits, it's definitely not that you don't want anyone else to see them. Yep, uh huh, uh huh.
Related, do the mermaids have belly buttons because Anakin should have a fancy pearl belly button jewel or smth. For reasons. :D
STOP do mermaids have belly buttons!!! Now they do you know anakin gets a ceremonial pearl stud belly button and obi-wan who has never had a problem with not sexualizing nudity is like. I must keep my gaze at his forehead and above. I actually must not look at him at all.
meanwhile anakin is like I am at fancy dinner with my hot betrothed mermaid wife but my eyes are glued on her mermaid senior advisor’s hairy tits. what is he doing. this is indecent.
#asks#obikin#mer au#anakin to his betrothed while staring at obi-wan’s exposed tits:#so how do merpeople have sex again?#/jk#they both feel very bad about what is basically a betrayal of Padmé here#but their story is just so much longer and deep#it’s like if Ariel met Eric#but then actually Eric was half raised by a different mermaid who then tragically#died when he was a kid still#and so Eric was like weird about him forever#but especially when it came#to mermaids
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absolutely wild to me that jack is a character whose sole purpose in the show is to show up, try to drive a wedge between ed and stede, ultimately fail, and then get hit be a cannonball and die, and for some reason this fandom still feels the need to have major discourse about him like once every couple of months. like, i'm no jack apologist, but go off king! way to live in your hater's heads rent free!
#tv: our flag means death#ofmd#was originally going to write a longer post#about how the way it seems some people see ed having enjoyable sex with jack in his twenties as a major character flaw they can't get past#and how that's counter intuitive to the way episode eight frames ed as a person with a messy past who is growing into who he wants to be#(which is kind of a major theme of the whole show!!!)#but honestly it didn't seem worth it to draft all that for a discourse that imo is beyond stupid
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gimme the Freshwater Fumbler
2 weeks
It’s not like Lee can’t go a long time without sex, considering his near 100% strike out record, so he’d be going strong, even pretty smug about it in week one
Week two though he’s gonna start trying begging and then bribes
#nsft#much longer than that and he starts looking like Howl from Howls Moving Castle in the depression scene#he can go a long time without having sex but not getting off is another matter entirely#How Long Locked
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If I wasn't crying before.
Vex keeping him in his pokeball/locket as much as possible so that he'll live longer.
Percy: "She's phenomenal at letting go. I'm going to end up in there, don't think I don't know that."
#Honestly... getting locketed. from Percy's perspective.#That's kind of hot.#The guy can spend the last decade or so of his life carted around by his much longer-lived wife#We know the locket keeps its inhabitant in stasis because of Galdric#And we know said inhabitant is *aware* because of Vax in ep61#So Percy gets to go stir-crazy in the locket and occasionally be pulled out by Vex for sex and affection#honestly they probably could get a few books in there if Percy stuck them in a jacket pocket#probably a not-too oversized tinker's kit#so he'd *have* ways to entertain himself. a window sitting directly between his wife's boobs. and an extended lifespan#that's not actually too terrible if you're into that kind of thing#... yes I want Vex to carry Percy around in her bra sue me it's cute#hold on to your livers#some black mirror shit#teeechnically I mean how big are you relatively when you're in the necklace?#Critical Role#CR3#CR3-113#Critical Role spoilers#I might be too turned on by the idea of Vex with a pocket Percy to keep watching today actually#so I'm officially a week behind#Pocket Partner
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and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.
#do you see the vision here <- guy who has a watch rate of one episode per month#oh the implications of scorpus not being there for tenax in his time of need... the death of the child who is not but is symbolically their#is that a separate fic completely yes but it is ALSO in some ways a divorce fic. tenax like i needed you but scorpus also needing him#OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DO SAY FELIX WAS HIM and i can do SO much with the concept of a “stray”. oh please. please strays instead of rats#one knife to the ribs one fixed race one apartment board THAT'S A STORYLINE BABY RISE OR DIE THE ROMAN WAYYYYYY#i do see your calla/tenax storylines i do. i could be swayed but we are not here for that currently this is the same as the chariot racing#like i KNOW what i said about the gold faction representing everything that scares scorpus a dream he never thought they'd reach#and then to have it ripped away now he no longer even has the dream untarnished i do understand. which is why the “i'm disappointed”#kills me even MORE because it shows he gets it. like on some level he does understand why scorpus had to but it's his pride that's wounde#so to continue from what i WAS saying with:#sets the bar so low because how else would tenax love him (as if tenax would not do the same thing if he lost) and they have even MORE#questionable celebratory reward sex. yes i assigned scorpus a degradation/praise kink the world works in wondrous ways don't question it#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#tenax making sure to care for the kids is what's killing me too because i REALLY want to draw a parallel with scorpus making sure he takes#care of the prostitutes. yes he's a notorious hedonist yes he has a lot of sex but he always pays well doesn't he. over-well. he pays too#much and ends up in debt he pays enough to buy girls freedom. so that they only have to if they want to. it gets him a reputation sure AND#it gets whole houses of girls under his (and therefore tenax's) protection. you can't bruise her up; that's scorpus' favorite girl.#she can charge more for being favored. he can pay for massive parties where no one else is invited and if he falls asleep midway drunk#off his ass after a race the girls would never say. they still get paid. if tenax comes to watch and give instructions they'd never say.#if tenax tells them all to leave and it's just him and scorpus in the golden room and all the girls see before they shut the door#and latch it behind them is scorpus on his knees in the soft plush cushions with tenax offering him grapes one by one from his fingertips#like a favored concubine instead of the champion whose laurels are tilted on his head they won't say a word. not even when the noise#inside the room continues for long after the hour runs out the girls still stand watch until it's quiet and then crawl back in around where#scorpus is alone in the big wrecked bed with a smear of blood or wine on his mouth who could say. certainly they wouldn't.#no matter what they still get paid. whether they did the work to wreck him or not.#ANYWAY#they take care of the selves they couldn't protect is what i'm trying to say. for tenax it's the child he was/scorpus it's the body he sold#only he hasn't stopped having to sell it. & i guess as we're learning with the extortion tenax is still a child running from a burning hous
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Still not letting myself watch Spider-Man (2002) again bc I don’t wanna lose my marbles over it again butttt
That last post reminded me how differently characters are handled in ~20 years with No Way Home (2021)….namely my normie gobby babygirl 🥰🫶💚✨
NWH kinda has that flavor of the ‘you fell for the characters charade which you are meant to dismantle!! 😂’ post. Like awwww don’t you feel bad for him, audience? He killed someone but he didn’t knowwww 🥺 he just needs help and he’s soooo sorry 🥺 he’ll be better now for sure…
Which is funny because he tries that appeal to forgiveness in the first movie…as a trick to do more harm! And that thirst for revenge (for damage to his fragile ego) is what kills him. He decides to indulge in his worst impulses and suffers the consequences for it. Killed with his own weapons he developed for the US military to kill other people with. Love that for him 💚
I’m not the type to be like ‘clearly The Studio does not understand the character as good as Me’ because there’s a lot at play between the two movies. There are differences because of studios, writers, directors, audience expectations (especially for superhero movies), etc etc etc. But I do find it funny that jumping ahead 20 years they want me to pity the big corporate weapons guy and root for him to get a second chance (arguably his third) because suddenly it’s not his choice and thus not his fault (?) anymore. I love him sooooooo so much but I would prefer he be killed again actually 💚
#I can also see how the difference in the topic of mental health impacts the character too#like you have a more sympathetic tone now rather than ‘oh he’s craaaaazy yeah he’s dangerous and should die’#but imo you can’t ignore the context of who he is (multimillionaire weapons developer ceo) with a kinder perspective on mental health#like he was a dude who sucked and also maybe had a tropey depiction of mental illness. he still sucked 😭#I could talk about normie alllllll day but it’s early and I gotta go shovel snow :/ will be thinking about him though 💚💚💚#this is already much longer than I’d like it to be. can’t help it. love him too much.#actually ☝️ he can stay alive to have sex with a man (preferably Niles Crane or if we must stay in-universe#then Doc Ock is fine) and THEN he can die. thank you.
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the more I reread this sex scene, the longer it gets 🫠
#it's throwing off my average word count per chapter#i severely underestimated how much clothing and how many limbs and how many things they say to each other and now here we are#would it be weird to have one chapter be like 2.5k words longer than the rest lmfao#what if it's for sex does that make things better?#danny writes#danny.xls
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currently reading a bl that i don't care very much for but i keep hitting next chapter because the readers all vocally loathe the ml yet all still diligently show up in the comments section to rant about him every single time like they're clocking into work. you hate him so much but you're still here...
#i know they're all just waiting for the wife chasing crematorium part but it's still really funny#'ahhhh i can't stand this guy i hope he dies horribly!!!' *keeps reading anyway*#watching people gradually tap out is also really funny#like i don't enjoy the story at all i'm purely here for the comments section it's great#the ml is a total fucking scumbag 100% the villain in any other story and every few chapters the author will tease some#opportunity for him to soften up or realize his feelings and act nicer#and then instead of him growing as a person he ups the ante and does something 10x worse than what he was#already doing. genuinely indefensible behavior#and then the push over protagonist is like 'we've been having so much sex i feel so gooey and strange inside... maybe i...#...have feelings for him??' like no baby you can't you have to kill him.#you have to kill him.#i really like wife chasing stories where the chased wife recognizes how awful the ml is and hates his guts#but i just can't stand the ones where the wife puts up with it until he's mentally broken and no longer has any hope or happiness#and then and only then is the ml like '...did i take it too far? ): he doesn't like having sex anymore...' i'll kill you for real!!!#this is the latter and normally i would've quit by chapter 10 but the comments are just so good
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