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Hey so if y’all gon write like crossdressing or pretending to be a guy Fics PLEASE dear god talk to a SINGLE trans person?? bc it comes off as weird every time😭“your feminine figure” please chill out there’s other ways to write that y’all sound cringe. “I could tell by your feminine face” or “your scent”🤮🤢 Chigiri IS RIGHT THERE! You CANNOT be all “you’re so feminine” when he’s right there and has the slim waist cute face I’m which you keep describing for YN like it’s getting wild @ this point😐 here’s some things to confident! Chest bandages are NOT good and restrict breathing using a compression shirt under the already body forming body suit would work or a binder under that. Like if she’s going through ALL the trouble of hiding in a men’s league why would she half ass it?? Wear men’s cologne, copy their mannerism, take birth control to stop her period, vocal training in secret to lower her voice. If she’s risking her entire career and identity for it why is she just cutting her hair and wearing a jacket?? Ik you want a romantic subplot but like blue lock gay asf and bisexual people exist stop being scared
#blue lock#bc I mentioned Chigiri y’all get called out#so many mf Fics about yn cords dressing to play soccor#like I wouldn’t expect you to know but you don’t RESLLY understand how that works#do you?#bc imma be fr if you’re some 12 year old girl who’s all shy you can’t pull it off#go rewatch Mulan#her indifference towards gender#and hot the enimies see her as a threat not a woman#it feels t e r f y#blue lock x reader#blue lock cross dressing#catching all the tags#bllk x you#bllk x reader#bllk imagines
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Squilf doodle 💚
#artists on tumblr#warriors#warrior cats#squirrelflight#squirrelstar#<- yeah so I haven’t touched warrior cats in a hot minute. since like. freshmen year of high school ish#but apparently my babygirl is leader now?????????#????? and bramble isn’t dead but he did kinda die and get possessed by ashfur’s vengeful ghost???#and then stepped down after that?????#yeah warriors has gone even more off the rails than it already was but idc#actually correction I did touch warriors again when squirrelflight’s hope came out#i read all the summaries of the events up to that point so I could understand it and grabbed that book just because it was her#but whatever point is!! I haven’t drawn cats since I was like 12-14 but I felt like doodling her#i started playing clangen and got really into doing stuff with that so idk maybe I’ll draw some of my clan cats#is this a warriors revival for me? probably not#but I like revisiting it a little for old time’s sake
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thinking a lot about ekky organising a fishing trip (the sturgeon tagging trip if you will) for some of the boys back in like february-ish* and with the knowledge that ekky has taken forsy out deepsea fishing this season do you know what its like going oh so he took him lakefishing in BC...oh okay
and also we got this shot of ekky manning a rod while forsy stands behind him like thats not- okay
#the sturgeon tagging trip haunts me in ways you dont understand#like oh so its ekky forsy and benny on one boat while mikksy monty and bobby are on the other?#like oh youve orchestrated this so youd be on boat stranded with the gems youre madly in love with#smooth ekky real smooth#taking your husband on a lake fishing trip to appease him and smooth over your deepsea superiority campaign...yeah#LIKE I THINK A LOT ABOUT BENNY EKKY AND FORSY ON THE SAME BOAT????#the m²bobby boat is just mikksy peacefully fishing while monty is fighting for his life trying to reel up a sturgeon#and bobby just stands there looking pretty#meanwhile ekky is trying his damndest to not act like a 12 year old boy while being stranded on a boat with 2 hot bitches he cannot handle#i also very much think about how the playersonly cast was teasing forsy if ekky asks him to reel up fish for him since hes so strong#and he was like no he doesnt he has an electric rigger :(#so you can imagine how happy forsy is at the prospect to being put to work during the sturgeon trip (reeling in big fish for ekky)#i could write so much prose of the homoeroticism of leaning over a mans shoulder#to pin him between your body and the rod. grunting in his ear all the while as you help him reel in a big one.#theres a lot here and im not nearly enough of a scholar to put it all to words#yeah i think forsblad flirt through fishing. dont you?#*also february-ish because the timeline here is murky because it the earliest this was posted about was feb 17#and on that day they were playing against the bolts on the road. and before that they were playing against the pens and sabres.#and theres like that stretch at home before that. and byeweek. and yeah. februaryish i suppose
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Today’s installment of “I watch Hayden Christensen’s filmography and tell you how pretty he is in it” is The Last Man (2019)
Hayden plays Kurt Matheson, a veteran suffering from severe PTSD and hallucinations. Increasing gang violence, climate disasters and the sermons of a doomsday street prophet lead Kurt to start preparing for the end of days. He takes a job to pay for his homemade fortress but his mobster boss and the boss’ beautiful daughter threatens to derail Kurt’s survival plans.
How pretty is he in it? When Hayden first appears on screen, his Santa beard and old prospector long johns are a near jumpscare. But once he loses those a half-hour in, he’s about as hot as he’s ever looked.
Welcome to the gun show indeed.
Does he get drenched at some point?: No proper drenching but he does get good and sweaty (and shirtless) a couple times. 2 💦 out of 5
How’s the movie itself? Pretty bad! There’s approximately four half-baked plots at once with no effort to make them cohesive and dialogue & line delivery that makes the Prequels seem Oscar-worthy in comparison. Hayden is just about the only bright spot, he plays unstable characters really well and if I could pluck his character Kurt out of this movie and into a better one I absolutely would. I’ll give this movie some credit for *looking* way better than it had any right to, and Kurt and his love interest Jessica are cute (and their love scene is spicy and definitely the best scene in the movie)
Is the RottenTomatoes rating unfairly low: It’s currently sitting on a big fat 0 but there’s only 5 reviews. The audience score of 24% feels way too high though, I’d say this deserves a 10-15% rating.
In short: The concept is interesting and Hayden along with Harvey Keitel do the most they can with what they get, but they’re not given much. I cannot in good conscience recommend anyone watch this movie but if you must, only do it if you’re in the middle of a Hayden hyperfixation. Otherwise, just go to the love scene about halfway through and after that stick to the gifs.
#a terrible movie I have unfortunately voluntarily watched multiple times#what can I say Hayden’s really good at playing hot unstable men#also the ending is sweet and against all good sense and logic made me want more#hayden christensen#Kurt matheson#the last man#the last man (2019)#12 days of Christensenmas#gsasw reviews hayden movies#not sw
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[running in circles] i appear to be experiecing blorbo illness type 2
#type 1 being deranged abt hot guys (rex- volo etc etc)#type 2 being 'character in a childhood show i had a kida embarassing crush on as a kid and now they are like a deranged nephew to me'#'weird crush' to 'im goig to study u like a bug- put u in a milk jar and shake u aroud then plap u against the wall' pipieline#'this kid is deeply unhinged i must rotate them'#like a year and a bit ago i had this with eddie from lloyd in space and now its king bob time#though admittedly with eddie being one of the main 4 characters and llyod in space eps being longer theres more for me to say there#whilst with king bob its more [king playing his part VERY seriously] + [is literally like. 12] = [GUTTURAL WHEEZE]#well that and worldbuildig thoughts abt how the playgroud monarchy and all that but otherwise its just heh. funneys#deranged little goblin. i just think he's neat#i do feel a little better abt the weird crush as a kid once i saw like. 5 other peopel sayig the same in the recess tag KJGNDSGKJGNDKJGS#they put something in him for like. 8 year old weird little girls i guess#no fucking clue WHAT but hey#luke rambles
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che giornata di merda ma che giornata di merda una vera giornata di merda davvero una giornata di merda proprio una gior
#the said!!! it was going to be 25 degrees and rain today!!!! its 30 degrees and cloudy!!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!!#e mio padre mi sta tirando fuori dalle grazie di cristo ma quello è un evento giornaliero da 12 anni ormai#e devo studiare per un esame. cant even play my viddy games bc its too hot and my pc is going to geat the room
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today! on the agenda we have [tears paper away to reveal the single word 'do'] ...
#just me hi#today on the agenda i've added the words 'draw' and 'make valiant efforts' so >:3👍#//vv has sent me an ask and the sketching. oo it's sketching alright hfhs#am i going to make full character designs for these? probably i have no control in that aspect Hbfhvsfjs#if there is ONE thing i can consistently go all the way with it's character design. i literally could not tell you why that is lmao :3#there are nights where i design whole casts of characters and then Forget About Them ?????? like dude. why did we do all that hbfvh#really i made a cast of like 10 characters one night they all had their signature colours clothes jobs hobbies dislikes and personal#relationships and then i......... never thought about them again hhhfhsh#[holds them up like a wet cat] does anybody want a strange half-baked story with a cast of about 12 people who are all clones of one guy#who's trying to kill them. cuz man hfhsh#//anyway all the sidings from that i think i'm coming out of the Saute Mode#what's Saute Mode? well you see it's when i've already taken out the ready-made good stuff in my brain and now i need to put in new#ingredients and let them get hot and ready again. Saute Mode :3#sure it might just be artblock but i think i need an artbreak sometimes so loll#plus Saute Mode means i get to play viddy games without feeling guilty so YAY :33#but Saute Mode does Also mean i sort of don't. talk to anybody out of my own volition HH#it's the side of the coinage. you understand hfbvhs#//annnnnnywhoodle back to my sketching :>>#posing my wretched beloved.. you are strange and impossible to understand hbvhfs#/:3 toodles !
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Todd Stashwick in 12 Monkeys 3x09 - Thief
#todd stashwick#tv: 12 monkeys#i mean is the colouring in this scene good?#hell no#but the way i colour things it's still consistent#pay your light bills#he's so protector coded here#aww#the last frame though#he's like huh she kind of played me#hot
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vibing out to hot n cold like wow i cant believe they made the song from masterchef real
#last night i had a lik 12 yr old hilson hot n cold amv playing on repeat in m headohones while washing dishes#its a specific version of the song thats crinchy sounding and different and bc its hilson#it stops and plays house saying ‘i love tou’ at one point#its great
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the great thing about buying tickets to the eras tour was it was a once in a lifetime show for my favorite artist in the world. so now if I see concert tickets that are more expensive I can say "who do you think you are? good day sir." and I close the tab.
#hot fuss vegas shows would be a dream. but 12 songs? for more than twice the price of taylor?#+ considering I saw imploding the mirage for < $100#probably the only time beleive me natalie will be played live ever. alas
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#i literally played w/ my lover legacy for like ... 12 hours today lol#anyway sneak peek of aged up baru w ribbons ?!#love the look king#did not keep it however#anyway. not that anyone cares but ill actually post a bit more consistently#becuase i took so many gotdam photos (and played for literally the whole day)#i just gotta edit them (aka make them actually visible/pretty bc reshader doesnt work on my potato pc)#anyway my son!#just realised gen 2 is a little angsty and now im sad#beni as the elder twin it is you that will have to deal with being romantically noncommital#beni's hot friend brandi has a crush on baru#but baru has a crush on beni's annoying bitch ass friend hailey#baru no! she will not play chess with you like brandi will.#i also keep calling her brandi broke whoosp#oh good god thats a lot of tags#sims 4
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my dad and brother are wanting me to make a warhammer mini for them and tbh the gameplay doesnt appeal to me so my plan is to paint it as horrifically off scheme from either of their colors and then make them fight over it
#eon talks#warhammer 40k#im thinking like hot pink but idk#all of my knowledge of the universe comes from playing dawn of war a billion times when i was 12 lmao
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girl help why does monument valley cost money
#I played through the entire game on a roadtrip when I was like 12 bc we had the like... kindle fire freetime subscription for a hot minute#and that was one of the games you could get through that#and now as an adult I went and looked it up and BESTIE I WANT TO PLAY THE FUNKY OPTICAL ILLUSION GAME#WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT#Lu rambles#also there's a monument valley 2?? which ALSO costs real actual money? RUDE
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go the lions?
ALSO indigenous jersey>>>>
#afl#afl grand final#Brisbane#brisbane lions#collingwood#collingwood magpies#australia#go the lions ig#They play in about 6 hours I think#Idk man I don’t keep up with sports#It’s currently 25.7 *C (too hot)#Give my back my 12 *C#E
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why r u so mad about ppl preferring ten x madame de pompadour to ten x martha like ten/martha will never be a thing. ten don’t want anything to do with martha. he literally said to her face she wouldn’t replace rose… and she never did… isnt canon enough for you
hm.
im glad im only a scorpio on this alone. if martha deserved better than ten then so do all of em but anyway:
this ask is giving 2006/07 i dont want to see tenth doctor in a romantic relationship with a person of color because i can't project myself or relate to them if they arent the very thing being catered to me ever since the silent pictures vibes. u know the same vibe when rtd was told to not regenerate 14 in 13's clothes. just. Ick.
but im not mad. its just interesting for a ship so big as tenrose, it is usually correlated with hating madame de pompadour and/or joan and/or river [though in joan's case they hate her not because shes racist but because shes not rose]
though comics tend to release to combat that in multi doctor stories where they jump through various alternate universes of themselves where the doctor sees themselves settled down with dr. grace holloway (for 8th dr multi doctor stories) and professor melody williams/river song (for 11th dr multi doctor stories) where in those cases, they are frightful of the concept settling down at all. [take note that both times, he settles down in the same house that he owns bc of that unit paycheck on the dl] so i am curious that with this new drs, the equivalent of this would be 13 14 15 being terrified of settling down with rose because they had grown past her as this point.
i prefer the doctor in a polyromantic ace relationship than their umpteenth 🌟tragic heteronormative romance with yt human woman number 23445788764443356743🌟 i want 14 to sweep martha off her feet in pure joy and kiss her passionately while badmouthing tf out of 10 like 9 11 12 13 do with no filter before cradling her like a baby because hes about to crumble under his brand new identity complex and then take her kid to an amusement park and then 14 trips over a brick and dies. hell i rather have nina sosanya play a whole different lady in nod to doctor who recycles their actors trope as a way to introduce a love interest to 14
that amusment park one weirdly sounds like a 8th doctor audio. pls 🙏🏾 dont make it into one i couldnt handle schezro let alone the rest of his content. Empire of the Wolf made me so fucking worried for rose marion tyler like im just she back home 🫣. as for rose tyler from the sea devil universe still out about. whoop his ass. if billie come back as HER? MISS COVER MODEL MISS DICTATOR MISS EMPRESS ROSE?
NOT
i would love for ten to be strictly friends with the new miss empress rose. get that martha karma real quick ehehehehe after all rtd did say they need freema for somethin and im sure seeing 10 get treated the same way he treated martha by no other than empress rose herself -AND THEN EMPRESS ROSE FLIRTS WITH MARTHA??? FINGERS CROSSED??? im just saying that i personally will ride on that for 8 black history months and christmases straight like woo
also real glad it is collectively decided by every one that tentoo is just john smith not corin so yay thanks big finish and titan comics
#{lets see if i can scare this anon away listen i even made a graphic for this damn it. u better appreciate it i went all out for you}#{porn blogs and micro antiblack anons: this is why i dont share my shipping opinions much bc they stick to tv and i stick to everything}#{usually all this i gave to my aunt and we would have phone discussions and she would watch and call be like hey yeah! i see it}#{and she would say: but really it wasnt that for martha. it was the writing choices that was disapproved because not wanting another 💞}#{it went from classism for rose to racism for martha and she points that it wasnt catered to black fans in the rtd era}#{so yeah ten x martha wouldn't be a thing but only because test audiences and fans refused it due to the studios racial bias}#{10 wanted everything to do w martha. he just used rose as excuse and because of that 12 and 13 vocally to his face hates him for it}#{and we all fell for it: everybody did because like 12 said: its the bambi eyes. hook line and sucker}#{he wanted martha the whole time but he kept playing that hot n cold game to the wrong girl just bc it worked on 2 later 3 yt blonde women}#{4 yt women because of miss kylie minogue! all of a sudden he dont know how to counterflirt when a blk woman flirts back?}#{yes thats right im throwing miss claire pope AND IN THE GABBY GONZALES COMIC OF THE PPL OUTSIDE HER FAMILY LAUNDROMAT??}#{but yeah after losing donna suddenly supiciously hes not racist but extremely genocidal to death and death alone like hm.}#{his actions speak extremely louder than his words and in turn so does the fandom and its writers}#{4 yt blondes and hes willing to believe in them despite him having to permanently lose them but completely have lil faith in the blk one?}#{ ten never actually go back to martha. be fair if i forgave the person that enslave her family for a missing year? yeah i wouldnt either}#{we could never be together because of a yt woman i chose to leave behind three times with her mum for 'safety' boy bye}#{and i go around and almost in one whole episode almost left her behind AGAIN for madame de pompadour another blonde yt woman?}#{like i ship them i ship all of em but if they were all hanging off a cliff side? 🤧 😔 we gather here today in the loss of 🌹 and depomp}#{dont worry at least 9 would leap after rose.}#bw: out of ethos#answered#anonymous#bw: long post#{i made a long post just so i surprise you with a cute billie graphic thats all. that the main topic}
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bumble stop showing me people I know irl challenge
#aAAAUUGH#rrr#look the math major was... fine. he's cute and i don't not want to date him#my high school friend who just came back to town is also fine#they're cute and even if nothing happens it'll be nice to talk to them again. i missed them!#BUT NOW#THE SON OF MY DAD'S CO-WORKER#whom i briefly fell in love with when we were like 12 because we were the only two kids not 18 or 7 at a party#whom played the same instrument as me in high school (but better)#whom is only one year younger but two years behind me in school (aka BABY)#WHY#BUMBLE WHYY#he's a he/they now. that's kinda hot but also BABEY#he def matched with me because I've seen him every time i've opened bumble for the last several days#idk if he remembers me. he seems like the type of guy who let his friends make and run an account for him#hmmm maybe i'll match just to relieve the High School years#hell. i am in hell.
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