#Home Red Soccer Jersey Shirt

[unitedbydevils]

2023/24 Kit Preview

Third time trying to post this because UNDO doesn't just undo the last thing on Tumblr - it clears the entire post. Fuck me for trying to blog here lmao.

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The new Manchester United home, away and third kits have seemingly leaked and - given there's player photography - it's likely a done deal, so lets cast our eyes over the new shirts and see what's good and what's not.

HOME: A strong red United home shirt, with nice black trim and a sharp collar. The tessellated Lancashire Rose background is a little unnecessary but a nice idea. Same for the chunkier TeamViewer logo - the old is better. Otherwise a solid kit though. 7/10

AWAY: Minging. -1/10

THIRD: Minimalistic, but very Liverpool FC. 6/10

The new alternate jersey is fine; it's very simple but a bit too similar to recent Liverpool away kits - and even their new home kit. It also doesn't sit right seeing the Red Devil instead of the full United badge, but it's a brave move on a bonus kit so hey ho.

Back to the MONSTROSITY that is the away shirt. Lord it's bad. A quick tinker in Photoshop to sub the green for black brings it back from negative score territory, and the below makes sense based on the United colour scheme. I fear the green is real though and we've been sold out by Adidas; doomed to wear a minging top.

It was always going to be hard to follow up on last season's very very nice home and away shirts. Hell, the obnoxious lime third shirt was half decent - just a tad too bright.

Adidas inevitably have a team of excellent designers, but if a fan artist can come up with a clean jersey like below - what's stopping them? Fashion? Publicity of a bad shirt? Delusion that it's actually good?

[copperbadge]

As with many sports, soccer teams have three uniforms or 'kits' -- home, away, and "third" which you wear when the first two are too similar to the other team's kit. I've often liked AS Roma's third kit best because it usually takes some design risks.

In the half-written football novel I establish that Askazer-Shivadlakia has a relationship to Rome via sport -- many Shivadh are AS Roma fans because their best player had his best years there, and Miranda and Gregory are shown in Roma supporter kit in the prologue.

And I've long established that blue and orange are the Shivadh flag colors, so it makes sense to put Shivadh RFC players in blue and orange kit:

Paolo had seen initial sketches for the designs, but he still craned his neck to see the real thing. The slideshow cycled through images of children and adults in uniforms: one set bright blue, shorts and shirts, with an orange star over the left breast and the royal crest on the right.

So imagine my goddamn surprise when the new Roma third kit jersey leaked yesterday and it's very nearly in spot-on Shivadh colors.

Did I manifest this.

[ID: A tweet posted yesterday, June 30th, sharing two images of Roma's 2024-25 third kit. The shirts are a saturated blue with yellow-gold stripes down the sides and across the shoulders, and small red triangles under the arms. The Adidas logo is on the right breast with the Roma team logo on the left; below is the logo of the sponsor, Riyadh Season.]

Also I swear I came up with "Shivadh" as a term for a person from Askazer-Shivadlakia before I knew Riyadh Season existed -- they only started sponsoring Roma last year, it's a state-funded sports and entertainment festival in Saudi Arabia.

Anyway, licensed jerseys are stupid expensive, especially when you're also paying postage from Italy, but I might have to spend next month's book royalties on one. I know you can get player names on the back but I'm kind of hoping they issue a version with De Rossi (the new head coach) on it. Otherwise I'll probably get either Pellegrini or Dybala, maybe Bove.

[hypnogold]

In Crescent Park, the moon hung low in the sky, casting long, eerie shadows across the deserted path. It was well past midnight, and the distant hum of traffic barely reached the quiet park. The occasional sound of a lone owl hooting and the rustling of leaves in the breeze were the only signs of life. Yet, in one secluded corner, three figures stood still—watching, waiting.

The trio was dressed identically in shiny metallic golden AC Milan soccer jerseys, their crisp white collar shirts peeking beneath the shimmering fabric. Their red-and-black striped ties added a sharp contrast to the surreal glow of their outfits, making them almost seem like they didn't belong in the darkness. Hypnotic spirals swirled in their eyes, lazy grins on their faces. They stood in a circle near an old bench, silently observing the path that cut through the park.

The first of them, cigarette in hand, leaned casually against a tree, his hypnotic spirals flashing slightly in the dim light. The smoke curled lazily around him, as if drawn to the strange energy emanating from the golden uniforms. Behind him, the other two stood close together, smiling confidently, their expressions far too calm for the strange, almost predatory atmosphere they created.

"Someone's coming," whispered the tallest of the three, his voice barely cutting through the silence. He gestured down the path where a lone figure stumbled forward, a little wobbly, clearly coming back from a long night of drinking. He was one of many—the kind who left work late and stopped at a party to unwind, just sober enough to make it home, just drunk enough to ignore any warning signs.

"Perfect," the man with the cigarette muttered, pushing off the tree. His smile widened as the group stepped forward, moving in sync, their golden jerseys gleaming under the faint glow of a park light.

The unsuspecting man, in his business attire, barely registered them at first. His tie was loose around his neck, his jacket hanging lazily over one shoulder as he fumbled with his phone, trying to send a message. It wasn’t until he felt the presence of the three men that he looked up, pausing mid-step.

"Hey, bro," one of the men called out, his voice unnervingly friendly. "You look like you could use some company."

The businessman blinked, his brow furrowing in confusion. "Uh… no, I’m good, thanks." He stumbled a little as he tried to keep walking, his instincts telling him to move faster, but the alcohol slowed his reflexes.

"Come on, bro, don't be like that," the one with the cigarette said, flashing him a grin. "We're just chillin'. You should hang with us for a bit. No need to hurry home."

The man hesitated, but something about their gaze—those swirling hypnotic eyes—froze him in place. His mind wavered, and he felt an odd pull toward them, an invisible force urging him to stop, to listen. He shook his head, trying to clear the fog. "I… really should go. My wife’s waiting."

But the men were closer now, forming a semi-circle around him. One of them—the leader, it seemed—placed a hand on his shoulder, his grip firm but not aggressive. "We’re not here to mess with you, man. Just take a minute to relax. You’ve had a long day, haven’t you?"

The man’s resistance faltered. "Yeah, I guess… it has been a long day."

"Exactly, bro," the second guy said, his hypnotic grin widening. "You deserve to chill. We’ve got something that'll make it all better."

In an almost rehearsed motion, the man with the cigarette reached into his backpack, pulling out a gleaming golden soccer jersey—the same as theirs. It shimmered under the dim park light, the fabric practically glowing in the dark.

"Try it on, bro," he said, offering the jersey like it was the most natural thing in the world.

The businessman’s eyes locked onto the golden jersey. It looked… inviting, comforting in a way he couldn’t quite explain. His thoughts, muddled by the alcohol and the strange energy radiating from the three men, grew fuzzy. "I… don’t think—"

Before he could finish, one of the others moved swiftly, slipping the golden jersey over his shoulders, right on top of his work clothes. As soon as the fabric touched his skin, a wave of warmth rushed through him, his mind spinning as the hypnotic spirals from their eyes seemed to intensify, mirrored in his own gaze.

The businessman tried to resist, but it was too late. His body relaxed, his muscles going limp under the weight of the golden jersey. His breathing slowed, his thoughts dulled, and that lazy grin spread across his face, matching the expressions of the three men.

"That’s better, isn’t it, bro?" the leader asked, clapping a hand on his back.

The man, now one of them, nodded slowly. "Yeah… better…"

The trio smirked as they looked at their newest recruit, already slipping into the same hypnotic daze that had overtaken them. They knew it wouldn’t take long before he was like them—another golden-bro ready to bring more into the fold.

As they led their new brother deeper into the park, their eyes scanned the path, waiting for the next poor soul to wander by, someone just tipsy enough, just tired enough, to fall into their golden trap. Now there are 4 of them.

And so the hunt continued.

[anadiasmount]

hugs and fireworks - christian pulisic x reader

hello everyone! i hope you are all okay and doing well! happy fourth to those who celebrate! in honor of it being the fourth I couldn't stop thinking of dad! christian. so here's a small blurb of how i'd think your holiday would be spent with him! i enjoyed writing this, so I hope you enjoy 🥰🥰

here's my masterlist!

wc: 1.6k

“Do you remember when we met back in Austin?” Christian asked softly. You hummed and felt him cuddle closer to you. His head was on your chest while you stroked his bareback. “How could I forget? I saw you on the pitch and immediately fell over heels for you.” 19-year-old you would be gushing over excitement.

While growing up, you and your family didn't go out at all for the 4th of July. Sure you had a small backyard cookout and some fireworks but that was it. A USA shirt, or a red white, and blue to keep the “tradition”. You vividly remember the summer when you traveled down with your girlfriends to Texas for the 4th of July. A random trip that ended up changing your life in the most unexpected way. A flight booked from home, to your girlfriends and you pitching in to take a road trip from the tip of Texas to the south where you explored different beaches.

During your last night in Austin, you attended a USA soccer match, being fortunate to receive front-row seats. A certain brunette caught your eye, but the feeling of being embarrassed and rejected made you overthink plus, this guy was a pro, right? A sleeve of tattoos, sweat running down their body, the white jersey clinging onto their fit body for dear life. You were in a daze, mesmerized, noticing the #10 and PULISIC in the back.Of course, nothing would ever happen, so you and your girlfriends decided to go to a bar nearby and celebrate before heading off south.

While coming back from the restroom, you accidentally stumbled against someone, “I am so sorry, I did not see you coming,” you touched their shoulder apologetically but when you looked up and met a pair of brown orbs you blushed profusely. “It's okay darling, I didn't see you coming either,” it was him.

“Im Y/n,” you extended your hand making the first move, he smirked and shook your palm, “Im Christian, a pleasure to meet to meet you.”

Who knew sharing a couple of beers, small talk of his life and yours included would have you holding onto hope? Christian paid attention, he didn't just nod or hum then and there, he made sure to make you feel safe and comfortable, never overstepping by asking unsuitable questions. You didn’t do this, you were always shy and rather would sit and watch people than make the effort and meet someone, but with him, it felt right.

Christian didn't hide anything, explaining how he grew up in Hershey, his move to Europe, his parents being his biggest support to this day, attending state fairs meant the world to him, and that sometimes you have to take a risk if you want great things to happen. His words, not yours. You had not realized you sat in the bar ignoring the blaring music, loud cheers, and drunk people behind you, till the bartender gave you a ten-minute warning before closing.

“If I'm being honest… I don’t want to go back to my hotel right now… Would you care to join me for some late-night tacos? I know just the place here,” Christian spoke shyly, rubbing the back of his neck afraid you’d say no. “Who can turn down some tacos? Just hope you won’t disappoint me, Chris…” you said without thinking. Christian loved when you called him Chris, it just sounded like heaven to him. True to his word, you had enjoyed eating the delicious tacos in the taqueria. Later taking a walk to observe the Austin skyline, where your fings delicately brushed his. You shared your first official kiss there, his hands holding you by your waist, as you rested on his broad chest.

“We were just kids then… Now look at us now,” he replied looking up to you where you placed the softest gentle kiss on his forehead. “We’ve come a long way to be here today. All the sacrifices and distance but we made it work. And I can’t be more grateful to have the most gorgeous stunning wife and mother to my kids…” he kissed over your wedding ring and the small bump. You had surprised him after putting your almost two-year-old to sleep. Christian was overjoyed and crying happy tears, immediately sinking to his knees and promising the baby he’d do everything in his will to protect them and you. His little family.

“I'm so fortunate to have a man like you, Chris. We fell in love at such an early age and I would’ve thought you’d get rid of me, but you've never stopped loving me. You're the best dad to Axel, to me, and to those around you. There’s not a day that goes by where I sit down and think of the what if’s, but you're always there to get rid of the overthinking. I feel safe and at home with you,” you let out the smallest tear and Christian giggled.

“Oh stop it! It’s the pregnancy hormones,” you gushed as he continued his teasing. A sound from the baby monitor had Christian up on his feet going to pick up Axel from his room. When your boys came back, Axel was rubbing his eyes with his chubby hands while Christian brushed back the small coils of curls. He was the spitting image of him, anything Christian did, Axel was doing so already. Despite following his dad, at the end of the day, he was a momma's boy.

“How about we spend the 4th by the beach, take some food, small fireworks, and just spend time watching the fireworks at the end of the night?” Christian asked to which you clapped your hands excitedly. “Your family is still coming right?” you asked while prepping some hamburgers for Christian to grill. He came back inside holding Axel by his hip, “Yes they should be here soon!”

The doorbell rang and you greeted his family with a small hug, urging them to come inside while you continued to finish cutting the lettuce, tomatoes, and onions. Christian, his dad, brother, and brother-in-law spent their time outside grilling while you, his mom, and sister, and now Axel stayed inside until it was time to leave. His sister explained how excited she was to begin riding after her pregnancy, and his mom talked about the upcoming vacation you all took.

After setting the table you all ate and shared stories over the years, Christian sitting next to you holding your hand or from time to time grabbing your thigh, feeling his nails rake up and down against your skin. Once the sun started to die down, you all took the shortcut walking down to the shore, “Careful baby,” Christian spoke to where only you and he could hear. Christian always was cautious but now that you were pregnant again, he had to make sure you weren’t overworking yourself.

You sat on the sand, feeling the cool breeze and sand beneath you. You watched and heard your son Axel let out waves of giggles when the waves crashed against his little chubby feet. Christian spun him around from time to time and held him close. You took a small photo, relishing the moment before your family turned into four. Of course, Axel followed him when they began to play a small game of football there. They pulled out the small fireworks or sparklers, Christian was being protective again, holding his son and showing him how the sparkle was, it was generally safe so you weren't worried. Your son just clapped his small chubby hands and made happy noises that brought Christian to smile.

You helped his mom set up some chairs after the tide began to rise just a bit, and changed into a knitted sweater. “Look at you two,” you laughed when you saw Christian come up to you with your son. You gave Christian a towel and some change of clothes, while Axel cuddled against your chest. You covered him with a towel and a blanket protecting him from the cool air. It didn’t take long for him to fall asleep, especially after the day he had.

When Christian returned he sat next to you, but it wasn't long before he asked you to lay your back against his chest. He peppered small kisses along your bare shoulder due to your top, and kissed your temple, just giving you love and affection. That’s one thing he won't ever hide, his love and adoration for you.

Christian chatted with you quietly about tomorrow's plans which included a boat ride for the entire day, promising to watch Pride and Prejudice for the hundredth time with you after coming back home. His fingers drew small shapes on your bump, while you rested your head gently below his chin. “Boy or girl?” you asked knowing the answer right away. “Girl. I want to dress her up in small cute dresses and learn to do her hair. But I’d be equally as happy if we had another boy. Just hope we won't drive too crazy,” he joked.

You heard the chime of the fireworks as they began. You saw a small streak of light before it burst into a pit of different colors. Christian watched as your eyes glowed as you observed the different fireworks. He’d rather watch you because you were the only person to make his chest feel like it had fireworks lighting inside. “Kiss me,” he said abruptly. You blushed but did as he told, brushing your lips into a small but passionate and intense kiss. “Won’t ever get enough of these soft lips,” he said smiling across your lips. He rested back, humming when your hand reached up and played with the hair in the nap of his neck, “I love you, princess.”

“I love you, Christian.”

[wosowrites]

Goalkeeper (Jessie Fleming x Reader)

a/n: based off this request here

warnings: none

prompt: in which the canwnt goes to watch a hockey game in which jessie’s girlfriend is the keeper.

Growing up in London Ontario meant that you played boys hockey. And for the longest time, you played boys hockey with Jessie Fleming. But once you both turned 13, she started to feel uncomfortable playing with boys, and being in the changing room, so she quit hockey and focused on soccer. And man did it pay off. But you never stopped talking, every second you weren’t at soccer or hockey training, you were at each others houses, together at school, or running track together. It was always Jessie and y/n.

"There go Jessie and y/n"

"Jessie and y/n, breaking school records"

And eventually it became

"Jessie and y/n, repping Canada"

Jessie made her start for the CANWNT at 15 and you were in the stands cheering her on. And when you turned 16, you made your debut for the Canada Women’s Hockey Team as their keeper. You only started dating at 17, which happened to be horrid timing as she was leaving for UCLA in a year, and due to your impeccable grades and your talent in Hockey, you got accepted into Yale. The long distance broke your heart everyday, and multiple nights were spent either crying from missing her, or falling asleep on facetime with her. But it all payed off… for a bit. You still played hockey for the Canadian team and you played in the the Premier Hockey Federation for the Toronto Six. And man, that distance between London, England and Toronto was even worse. But you were older, and more mature, and your league season ended while Jessie’s was only in the middle. So the second your season ended, you packed your bags and moved to London for a couple of months, working a well paying job at a cafe and playing hockey at the local rink whenever you could. It was a strange life, and definitely not a lifestyle that would work for everyone, but you didn’t care as long as you were with Jessie.

However, the start of your season was approaching and it was time to say goodbye to the blues and hello to the reds. That being the Canadian Women’s National Soccer Team. They were all meeting up in Toronto, partly to go back to their Canadian roots, and partly to go see you play in your home opener of the season.

The night before the game, you did your day before game routine and then went to bed. Nothing beat the familiar feeling of your girlfriend by your side.

That morning, you got up at 9:00 like you did on all game days, kissed Jessie’s head and then pulled out a pre game outfit for you too wear as well as take out one of your jerseys for Jessie to wear. It was not the first time that the CANWNT came to watch you play. They tried to watch your games in person at least twice a year as they all cared about you a lot, considering you were the only person that made Jessie come out of her bubble fully. They called themselves "y/n’s army" and wore t-shirts with your face on them. You thought it was hilarious.

Jessie knew that you liked to leave for your games early and do your pre game routine all alone. So even though you only needed to be at the arena at 1:00, you left at 10:00 while Jessie took advantage of her off season to sleep.

You went to a coffee shop, walked around toronto, had lunch and then headed to the arena.

You met your teammates there, talking with them, laughing with them and answering their questions about if your "army" would be here today.

And they were, the second you hopped onto the ice in your heavy keeper equipment, you could hear their cheers and see the signs. It made you feel warm inside. You skated up to the barrier where Jessie was standing and out your glove on the glass and smiled at her. "Meet you after?" she asked you, loudly because of the music and the noise. "You bet," you answered.

"Good lucky my love," she told you, blowing you a kiss.

The game was heated, both teams wanted points from their first game right away, but you didn’t let a single goal in. It took a lot of screaming, orders and a few shoves and fights with the opposition, which Jessie hated, but you managed to get the 2-0 win.

After the game, you changed into jeans and a yellow graphic tee that was Jessie’s, as well as airforces and a black jean jacket. You lugged your equipment behind you and met Jessie outside the arena. She quickly pecked your lips, not big on the PDA but she did whisper a word of congratulations in your ear. You were quick to be bombarded by your girlfriends team though, hugs from Alyssa, Jordyn, Julia, Nichelle and Quinn, taps on the back from Sincy, Sophie and Sabrina and a loud scream from Kailen who then picked you up off the ground and swung you around in circles.

"Put her down Kailen!" Jessie squealed. You were taller than Jessie and pretty strong but Kailen was something else. "She’s fine Fleming," the keeper said, putting you down and smiling at you as you gained your bearings again. "Yeah, all good," you laughed. Kailen took your bag and walked towards your car, giving you the opportunity to swing an arm around Jessie’s shoulder as she put hers around your waist. You kissed the top of her head lovingly and told her you loved her as you walked towards the car.

Nothing felt better than being with your second family. Just being around the Canadian Women’s Soccer Team felt natural and easy.

[augustvandyne]

hi! could you write van x reader fic where reader braids van’s hair? & while they are vans getting goosebumps cause of her feelings for reader. with a confession & kiss? 🤍

hey! thank you for sending this in. this is my first time writing for van, so bare with me.

this is pre-crash

braids

You and Van have been playing together since recreational soccer.

The two of you were on the same recreational soccer team from the youngest age, to the eldest. You thought she was the most beautiful girl in the ugly red t-shirts.

Eventually you both had grown up, so you had to move on to middle school. But she was still the most beautiful girl in Wiskayok’s Middle School Girl’s Soccer jersey.

The redheaded girl was the star goal keeper, and you were the star defender. It had always been that way, and it always would be.

Van and you became close through soccer. Neither of your parents ever made efforts to come to your games or to pick you up from practices. So the two of you would sit together on the activity buses.

Now, both of you on the highschool soccer team, are the best of friends.

Although Van wished you were more.

The two of you sat on the bus together on the way to an away game. None of you were dreading it, because all of you knew you had this in the bag.

Van startles you when she taps your shoulder, making both of you burst into a fit of laughter which has eyes drawn to you.

She pulls your wired ear buds out of your ears, “Will you braid my hair?”

You roll your eyes, “You know I will.”

Earlier in the day, around lunchtime, you were teasing Van saying you wouldn’t do her hair today due to her withhold of answers on the health homework.

You’d become the person everyone came to to get their hair braided for games, events, or even just to have their hair done. You didn’t mind it, you loved that you were needed for something other than fetching beer for your father.

You pulled an earbud back into your ear and offered one to Van, since the two of you had similar music taste, you often listened together.

When your hand touches Van’s ear, she gets goosebumps. You don’t question it.

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You soon pulled into the opposing teams school parking lot.

It was a nice school, you had to admit, it was better than yours. But you wished their team was better than their school. You needed something to take your mind off everything going on at home.

When the team arrived, the team you were up against was still in class. Which meant you had about an hour and a half to two hours.

Jackie was the first to come up to you, almost as soon as you stepped foot off the bus.

Van rolled her eyes, which both you and Jackie caught. The latter smiled knowingly, because almost every single person on the Wiskayok soccer team, knew about Van’s feelings towards you. Except you, of course.

You nodded and Jackie grabbed your arm to lead you to the benches so you could start on her hair.

Jackie asked you some questions about you, school, home, and then about Van. She insisted she was just curious and that it was her job to be since she owned the title of captain.

You answered honestly, about all of it.

Once you were done with Jackie’s hair, Shauna insisted you do her next so she could spend as much time practicing as possible. She didn’t talk much, but she kept glancing at Van who now sat beside you once Jackie left.

After Shauna, Van immediately sat in front of you so you could finally do her hair. She needed to be ready as soon as possible, because they needed to warm up the star goalie.

You brush her hair out and part it. When your finger touches Van’s forehead she gets goosebumps again. This makes your eyebrows come together in concern.

“Are you good?” You leaned down to look at her face.

She hums and nods, eager to get out of this situation. The last thing she wanted to do today was her feelings towards you. Because if you were to reject her, she’d be in a mood, and she wouldn’t play her best.

When you finish the first braid you move to her other side to begin her next braid, trying to decide what to say to get the truth out of her.

She jumps slightly when you begin the next braid and that’s enough for you. Your hands leave her hair, making her turn to you in question.

“Why do you keep doing that?!” You freaked out.

“Doing what?” Van asked in a calmer voice than yours.

“Jumping and- and getting goosebumps. Is something wrong? Am I doing something wrong? Do you not like the braids? Do you want me to do something else? Or are you just nervous for the game? What’s wrong? Tell me,” You spit out questions at full speed.

“y/n,” Van smiled. “There’s something I should tell you.”

Even though she didn’t want to tell you, she did. She knew if she didn’t now you would just keep asking and you wouldn’t play your best because of your overthinking. And she’d rather it be her than you.

“I like you.”

“Oh. I like you too,” You tilt your head.

“No,” Van closes her eyes in frustration. “I like you as more than a friend.”

“Duh. That’s what I just said,” You roll your eyes.

“Oh,” Van chuckles, rubbing the back of her neck.

You lean down and give her a kiss. You don’t realize it, but now the whole team is watching as the two of you make out on the bench. Everyone’s grateful you guys finally admitted the feelings—even the coaches were. The tension was beginning to get unbearable.

“Finally!” Tai yells in your direction. You and Van both flip her off.

You laugh again and pull her in for another kiss.

[shaunamilfman]

More Random HC’s cause I’m waiting to go into work :)

Nat:

- Unironically LOVES shirts that are/have the same energy as “women love me, fish fear me”/“Big dick is back in town” etc. she wears them more often than you’d like

- She lives off of Mountain Dew, Red Bull and hot Cheetos, that’s all she packs for lunch everyday and you have to drop off water and a snack for her at practice so she doesn’t pass out since she barely takes care of herself

Misty:

- was one of those girls that had a thing for the Onceler from the Lorax

- She was def apart of the 2012 tumblr culture, (superwholock or whatever it was) one of those girls that would get a tattoo off of one of the YA books they read, hunger games, Harry Potter, stuff like that

Jackie:

- Either really knows how to play American football and is super invested in the NFL, or does not know anything at all “What is a down?”

- Is SO CLINGY (Derogatory) sure you thought it was cute at first until she gets up at 5 am for her morning practice and wakes you up too so you can “brush your teeth together”. It gets even worse when she’s sick, shes the hugest baby when she’s sick and you know if she gets sick you’re bound to get sick a week later because she’s plastered to your side

Van:

- Legit loves anything you get her, even if it’s kind of a joke. Stupid $2 tourist T shirt? You got it for her so she loves it, childish Spider-Man socks, thinks they’re cool as fuck. Just overall very appreciative and excited to recieve anything from you

Lottie:

- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; She’s absolutely good at all the fine arts; she can draw well, she definitely can play the piano and violin, bc her rich parents paid for her to have lessons, etc

- She definitely also did some nerdy shit like take taekwondo until she was 14. Idk why I can just imagine this girl in like that white martial arts gi, doing like punching exercises.

Shauna:

- I don’t know if this makes sense but the kind of gf that when you guys go out to eat, you’ll both be quiet/not talk so you can eavesdrop onto people’s conversations and talk about it in the car on the way home

ugh no nat is such a loser she so would. she shows up at your house wearing this

asking her when the last time she drank water was and she's really got to think about it. she gets so shy if you like cook her something though omg

Misty would have crushes on the weirdest fucking cartoon characters and shit I swear. she pulls you a picture of megamind and you're like "... okay"

superwholockian misty i know that's right. misty has like collectors editions of the Sherlock books. she has like an original printing displayed in her living room fr

Misty def had one of those shirts like "heading off to the shire to become a jedi because my hogwarts letter never came."

i take that and I raise you Jackie being super super invested in the NFL but still does not know how football works. she's into the vibes she's just competitive as fuck. you look over and she's googling what a halfback does.

also Jackie totally follows a soccer team obsessively. she has like 5 jerseys and so so much merch. she even buys you some so she can make you wear it. she's so excited whenever there's a game on. she's def screaming at the ref for making a bad call

jackie's dramatic ass makes you sit in the bathroom with her as she showers. your just sitting on the sink with your head against the mirror barely able to keep your eyes open and she's excitedly rambling on like she's on fucking crack.

also i feel like jackie is such a morning person. you're half an energy drink in and barely awake and she's bouncing off the walls at 6 AM

she definitely gets you sick whenever she gets sick for sure. she's expecting princess treatment squared when she's sick. omg you thought she was needy normally?? your ass is not ready.

Van is so fucking sentimental bro she has a whole box dedicated to little things you gave her, even if it was just something you randomly handed to her lmao

artist lottie has such a hold on me tbh I love it.

martial arts lottie def got a participation trophy and a pat on the back i can not see her being good at it lmao

oh no fr shauna is such a hater she loves doing hater activities with you. jackie's talking about jeff or something and yall are like 😒🙄. she always looks straight for you when stupid shit happens.

[liquidcrystalsky]

Here's all the gear names in the new update

LONG ass post so under the cut:

HEADGEAR:

Long-Billed Cap, King Flip Mesh, Blowfish Newsie, Pilot Hat, Barrelfish Baseball Hat, Octoleet Goggles, Worker's Head Towel, El Rey Calamar, Zekko Cap, Ink-Guard Goggles, Teal Pinhole Shades, Green Pinhole Shades, Pink Pinhole Shades, Yellow Pinhole Shades, Patched Hat, Fugu Bell Hat, Hothouse Hat, Mountie Hat, Black FishFry Bandana, Squidfin Hook Cans, Matte Bike Helmet, Deca Tackle Visor Helmet, Barrelfish Headgear, Slipstream Helmet Pro, Slipstream Helmet, King Facemask, Motocross Nose Guard, Digi-Camo Forge Mask, Yamagiri Beanie, Sneaky Beanie, Tee Time Visor

CLOTHING:

North-Country Parka, Octoleet Armor, Dev Uniform, Cooler Jacket, Fresh Octo Tee, Chilly Mountain Coat, Takoroka Windcrusher, FA-01 Jacket, FA-01 Reversed, Pullover Coat, Birded Corduroy Jacket, Deep-Octo Satin Jacket, Zekko Redleaf Coat, Lemon Mountain Coat, Zekko Jade Coat, Light Bomber Jacket, Navy Eminence Jacket, Tumeric Zekko Coat, Custom Painted F-3 , White Leather F-3, Chili-Pepper Ski Jacket, Whale-Knit Sweater, Rockin' Leather Jacket, Kung-Fu Zip-Up, Panda Kung-Fu Zip-Up, Shirt with Blue Hoodie, Grape Hoodie, Hothouse Hoodie, Pink Hoodie, Olive Zekko Parka, Black Hoodie, Baby-Jelly Shirt & Tie, Prune Parashooter, Red Hula Punk with Tie, Dots-on-Dots Shirt, Toni K. Baseball Jersey, Barrelfish Baseball Uni, Short Knit Layers, Positive Longcuff Sweater, Annaki Yellow Cuff, Annaki Red Cuff, Octarian Retro, Takoroka Jersey, Octo Jumper Home, Pink Easy-Stripe Shirt, Inkopolis Squaps Jersey, Lime Easy-Stripe Shirt, Annaki Evolution Tee, Zekko Long Carrot Tee, Zekko Long Radish Tee, Black Cuttlegear LS, Takoroka Crazy Baseball LS, Red Cuttlegear LS, Khaki 16-Bit FishFry, Blue 16-Bit FishFry, Sharkfin Raglan, Black V-Neck Tee, White Deca Logo Tee, Half-Sleeve Sweater, King Jersey, Gray 8-Bit FishFry, White Urchin Rock Tee, Black Urchin Rock Tee, Wet Floor Band Tee, Squid Squad Band Tee, Navy Deca Logo Tee, Mister Shrug Tee, Chirpy Chips Band Tee, Hightide Era Band Tee, ω-3 Tee, Missus Shrug Tee, League Tee, Friend Tee, Tentatek Slogan Tee, Octoking HK Jersey, Dakro Nana Tee, Dakro Golden Tee, Black Velour Octoking Tee , Green Velour Octoking Tee, Slate Streetstyle Tee, Red Tentatek Tee, Blue Tentatek Tee, Squid Yellow Layered LS, White King Tank, Slash King Tank, Navy King Tank, Lob-Stars Jersey, Fishing Vest, Front-Zip Vest, Silver Tentatek Vest, Tentatek Slipstream Vest, Teal Body Warmer

SHOES:

Deepsea Leather Boots, Annaki Arachno Boots, New-Leaf Leather Boots, Tea-Green Hunting Boots, Octoleet Boots, Knockout Boots, Cream Basics, Shivery Squidkid III, Fried Squidkid III, Big Squidkid III, Chained DC Toejamz, Jeweled DC Toejamz, Swirled DC Toejamz, Trifecta Duck Boots, Trifecta Hi-Tops, Trifecta Sandals, Smoky Wingtips, Gray Yellow-Soled Wingtips, Inky Kid Clams, Musselforge Flip-Flops, Cyan Dakroniks, Black Dakroniks, Piranha Moccasins, White Norimaki 750s, Black Norimaki 750s, Gray Sea-Slug Hi-Tops, Orca Hi-Tops, Navy Enperrials, Amber Sea Slug Hi-Tops, Yellow Iromaki 750s, Honey & Orange Squidkid V, Sun & Shade Squidkid IV, Orca Woven Hi-Tops, Green Iromaki 750s, Purple Iromaki 750s, Red Iromaki 750s, Blue Iromaki 750s, Orange Iromaki 750s, Red Power Stripes, Blue Power Stripes, Toni Kensa Black Hi-Tops, Sesame Salt 270s, Black & Blue Squidkid V, Orca Passion Hi-Tops, Truffle Canvas Hi-Tops, Crab-Trap Squidkid III, Violet Trainers, Canary Trainers, Yellow-Mesh Sneakers, Orange-Mesh Sneakers, N-Pacer CaO, N-Pacer Ag, N-Pacer Au, Sea Slug Volt 95s, Athletic Arrows, OB Gaiter Waders, Noir Guppies, Birch Climbing Shoes, Green Lace-Ups, White Laceless Dakroniks, Blue Laceless Dakroniks, Suede Gray Lace-Ups, Suede Nation Lace-Ups, Suede Marine Lace-Ups, Toni Kensa Soccer Shoes, Stamina Cycling Shoes, Energy Cycling Shoes, Polka-Dot Slip-Ons, Burden of Floof

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Why some Brazilians won't be wearing their national soccer colors for the World Cup

It's probably the most recognized soccer shirt out there: the canary yellow with bright green trim. Brazil has worn it during all five of its record World Cup titles. But at home, the national colors have been steeped in controversy ever since far-right President Jair Bolsonaro adopted them as the emblem of his brand of nationalist politics.

Bolsonaristas, as the president's followers are known, wear the jerseys and wrap themselves in the Brazilian flag at marches and rallies supporting his conservative religious,anti-LGBTQ and pro-gun rights messages.

In Brazil, the yellow shirt has become the equivalent of the red MAGA hat worn by followers of Bolsonaro's ally, former President Donald Trump.

Soccer fan Vanessa Morales says she just can't wear the Seleção's shirt during this year's World Cup.

"I'm not going to wear either the green or yellow," she says, not wanting to be confused with Bolsonaro's supporters. She'll wear her local team Flamengo's red-and-black jersey instead. "It's difficult that a [political] party ended up dominating our T-shirt."

But she says hopefully when Lula takes office in January, more Brazilians will wear the national soccer jersey once again.

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Beer Pong Player USA Flag: Celebrate Independence Day in Style

The "Beer Pong Player USA Flag" is a spirited representation of American pride and the beloved party game of beer pong. This design features a dynamic player in action, skillfully tossing a ping pong ball toward a pyramid of red cups adorned with the iconic stars

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Fans of the game will appreciate the vibrant colors and attention to detail, making it a perfect choice for apparel, party supplies, or decor. The image not only celebrates the competitive spirit inherent in beer pong but also highlights a sense of unity among players and spectators alike. Ideal for team jerseys, party banners, or simply as a statement piece, the "Beer Pong Player USA Flag" serves as a

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The "Funny Sports Lover Graphic" is a playful and vibrant design that captures the lighthearted side of being a sports enthusiast. Perfect for those who appreciate humor as much as they love their favorite games, this graphic features witty phrases and amusing illustrations that resonate with fans of all ages. Whether you're a die-hard football fanatic, a basketball buff, or a devoted soccer supporter, this design brings a smile to your face while celebrating your passion for sports.

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Ideal for t-shirts, mugs, or posters, the "Funny Sports Lover Graphic" makes a great gift for friends, family, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh while cheering on their team. Its eye-catching visuals and clever wordplay create a fun atmosphere, making it a fantastic addition to game day gatherings, tailgates, or casual hangouts. Embrace your love for sports with a humorous twist, and let this graphic showcase your personality and enthusiasm in a delightful way that sparks joy and camaraderie among fellow fans!

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"Gifts of Beer" offers a delightful selection for beer enthusiasts, perfect for any occasion. From craft beer gift baskets to personalized beer mugs, these thoughtful presents cater to every palate. Explore unique options like beer subscription services, home brewing kits, and tasting experiences that elevate the gift-giving experience. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or simply to say thank you, these gifts celebrate the joy of sharing a cold brew with friends. With "Gifts of Beer," you can show your appreciation in a fun and memorable way that every beer lover will cherish!

[eastcoastboyos]

Gator Country

The day started off with a visit to Buffalo Tiger Air Boat tours. The outpost is on the side of a highway running straight through the everglades and within native land. Fearful of the direct sun, us white boys did the most sensible thing upon arrival, and hastily reapplied sunscreen before signing in for our tour.

Our guide was a man named Garrett. Muscle shirt, tattoos, tanned to hell, scruffy unkept beard, and who immediately lit a cigarette upon arrival. His aunt appeared to run the joint, and he remarked about how the Feds seem to do nothing right. We speculated on his political affiliation.

Not without merit, Garrett informed us of his Miccosukee (and Scottish) heritage and how the US government had went to war with his people, and how a clever chief managed to secure their territory by parlaying with Fidel Castro, thus making the American government eager to please.

Touring around the grassy swamp, Garrett took us to an unused historic native village that we gingerly explored. We learned much from Garrett and his self proclaimed passion for biology, from sugar apples to gator nest monitoring.

Boating around, I was eagerly hoping to see a Gator and after 15 mins of circling we found our target. BoBo, a five foot male, seemed familiar with Garrett and leisurely swam over to our boat before closing his eyes for what appeared to be a nap. Much quiet and excitement was had over the close encounter.

Driving home, the boys had to practice calming the mind amongst Miami drivers. The congestion and aggressive drivers here seem to serve as a reminder of what can happen when a city prioritizes the individual over efficient group transportation.

After a brief mishap parking wise, the lads cooled down in our icebox airBnb which seems to only have two AC settings: artic or off. We then headed out to the beach while I stayed behind to chat with Tova for a bit.

It was a hot sunny day outside, and so once the pull of the beach called, I too assembled myself. To my surprise, the boys had not taken the beach umbrella, nor beach towels, nor cooler, nor sunscreen. It had seemed the call of the beach had rushed them too soon.

Collecting these supplies, I headed out to a local grocer and obtained some cold drinks, snacks, and ice cream for the cooler. I luckily ran into Joel on my way to the surf and after some brief head turning, found the boys behind a metal box.

Much content was had over the delivered supplies. After wolfing down the rapidly melting ice cream, the lads alternated between lounging in the sun, swimming amongst the waves, and people watching. Allen unfortunately forgot about his sunglasses as he dove into the water, and after an unsuccessful search party, we accepted them as lost to the ocean.

Oddly, while searching for his black and red shades, we even found a different pair of glasses, with clear frames, as if to be a cruel tease of the big blue. Watching advertising planes and cruise ships go by, the boys eventually headed back.

Pizza was had for dinner and most of us crammed onto Blake and Allen's sofa bed to watch the Canada - Uruguay soccer match amongst picture posting of Blake's "chub". Joel unfortunately had to take his jersey off at the end when Uruguay won via penalty kicks.

Walking the art Deco walk at night, Joel messaged a potential new lady friend, an we sauntered, watching people flaunt their fancy cars, dress, and bodies. Standing along the street for a couple minutes, we watched a drag show, and I got to say, the lgbtq community knows how to party.

Derek

[thekitmanuk]

USWNT 1999 Women’s World Cup Kit Rereleased

International soccer news as the USWNT 1999 Women’s World Cup kit made by Nike has been rereleased. USWNT 1999 Women’s World Cup Home Jersey The rereleased US Women’s National Team 1999 Women’s World Cup shirt celebrates the 25th anniversary since the team lifted the trophy for the second time. The shirt is predominantly white with a thin dark blue collar and cuffs with red trim running…

[all2collectmore]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Mens Nike Urawa Red Diamonds J-league Home 2005 jersey Soccer rare.

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New Football Shirts More Popular Than Ever!

There is no doubt that football is the top sport in the world right now. The 2012 World Cup in South Africa once again thrust the game into the spotlight with football fans from all over the world making the final the most watched World Cup final ever.

Football shirt designs

During the World Cup soccer jersey sales went through the roof with fans buying a record number of new soccer jerseys and kits. What was also seen was a move away from the traditional countries football shirts to the rarer teams like Uruguay and Ghana. This was obviously affected by their success on the field but there is no denying that fans were keen to add lesser known shirts to their collection.

The high sales in soccer shirts have continued into the new football season with the new football shirts proving extremely popular with fans. This can be partly contributed to all the top teams releasing new football kits this year for the 2010-11 season but also by the fact that most of the top manufacturers have modernised their designs to offer the clubs supporters something a little bit different.

Amongst the most popular selling soccer shirts this year so far have been the Barcelona home, AC Milan home and the Inter Milan away. This is down to the new football jersey designs. Barcelona have kept their traditional red and blue stripes but have changed their collar to gold and their shorts to red, AC Milan have altered the width of their stripes, a small but significant change and Inter Milan have a snake down the side of their new away soccer jersey.

The competition between football shirt manufacturers is really hotting up which is only a good thing for supporters who will see the benefits of the competition in the form of new and innovative designs.

Football looks like it is going from strength to strength and the sales of football shirts show no sign of letting up, in fact the new footballs shirts prove more popular every year. There is a lot of pressure on the shirt manufacturers to keep producing new designs and styles with one bad design likely to prove costly to both the brand and the club but while it lasts things are looking up for the sales of new football shirts. If you want to know more about Football clothing please visit Gameyarns.com/

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New Football Shirts More Popular Than Ever!

There is no doubt that football is the top sport in the world right now. The 2012 World Cup in South Africa once again thrust the game into the spotlight with football fans from all over the world making the final the most watched World Cup final ever.

Football shirt designs

During the World Cup soccer jersey sales went through the roof with fans buying a record number of new soccer jerseys and kits. What was also seen was a move away from the traditional countries football shirts to the rarer teams like Uruguay and Ghana. This was obviously affected by their success on the field but there is no denying that fans were keen to add lesser known shirts to their collection.

The high sales in soccer shirts have continued into the new football season with the new football shirts proving extremely popular with fans. This can be partly contributed to all the top teams releasing new football kits this year for the 2010-11 season but also by the fact that most of the top manufacturers have modernised their designs to offer the clubs supporters something a little bit different.

Amongst the most popular selling soccer shirts this year so far have been the Barcelona home, AC Milan home and the Inter Milan away. This is down to the new football jersey designs. Barcelona have kept their traditional red and blue stripes but have changed their collar to gold and their shorts to red, AC Milan have altered the width of their stripes, a small but significant change and Inter Milan have a snake down the side of their new away soccer jersey.

The competition between football shirt manufacturers is really hotting up which is only a good thing for supporters who will see the benefits of the competition in the form of new and innovative designs.

Football looks like it is going from strength to strength and the sales of football shirts show no sign of letting up, in fact the new footballs shirts prove more popular every year. There is a lot of pressure on the shirt manufacturers to keep producing new designs and styles with one bad design likely to prove costly to both the brand and the club but while it lasts things are looking up for the sales of new football shirts. If you want to know more about Football clothing please visit Gameyarns.com/

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