#Holy shit balls

[iamespecter]

I just realized RIGHT NOW that I got hit with the "I know you're autistic but I'm not gonna say the word" from my mom on christmas day and I don't think I'm recovering from this, goodbye

[sillygoofyqueer]

I WOULD LOVE MORE DEMON REACTIONS!! I love it both when you add lore and when you just describe sy’s relationships and peoples’ reactions to him. It is so awesome!!!! For demons I imagine that everyone is just like, look at the little funky crow man(when they aren’t terrified of his reputation at least). I imagine some upstart demon noble or something goes to try and make an alliance with/conquer the corvids or smth and then they either get absolutely bodied by the crows who don’t want to share their king or the meet sy and are just in shock because this guy?? This is the feared corvid king?? At least until sy mentions something from his knowledge of PIDW and they get absolutely freaked out because how does he know that?? What do you mean my daughter will be married off soon?? Maybe there is going to be rumors about him being a seer or something. ESPECIALLY if what sy mentions is in relation to a bloodbath that bingge from PIDW caused since crows are associated with death(at least in our world). I wonder how intimidated they would be since not only does sy have a terrifying reputation. But he is a heavenly demon. And like you mention, Tianlang-jun ran a whole empire. ALSO!! I love the reactions so much! Tianlang-jun just shipping sy with zzl when they brawl whilst sy is just in full bird brain and doesn’t want to share his shinys. Imagine all the rumors that would fly around(probably encouraged by tlj) When Binghe sees this he’d throw an absolute FIT!

There is a lot to unpack here, all of it absolutely delightful, but I'm going to be a little freak and start on what's been tugging at my mind as I read this. (I'll probably have to write a part two because I can feel my autistic little brain whirring at at least ninety miles an hour, I'm so sorry) DID YOU KNOW THAT IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY, CROWS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH APOLLO, GOD OF (amongst other things) PROPHECY. I am a teeny weeny bit of a Greek mythology nut, so this immediately jumped me the moment I read about demons viewing SY as a seer of sorts (in the instance that the system was either far more relaxed or non-existent). So, so, basically, in Greek mythology, Apollo learned that one of his lovers (Coronis, I believe) was being unfaithful through ravens/crows and this led to him turning them from white to black! Due to them being featured in this myth, he is heavily associated with them and, in general, they are associated with prophecy and divination. SO, if we want to fuck around in our little sandbox (under the impression that Airplane is stealing from other mythologies aside from just Chinese mythology), we can decide that there is at least three wife plots in PIDW that surround crows and their ideas of prophecy!!! When Shen Yuan starts blabbering about these different future events, and then they HAPPEN, the other demons are like GASP. FUCK. The crow knowss.....ANDANDANDAND, RIGHT, THE IDEA OF CROW DEMONS BEING ABLE TO DIVINE VIOLENT/DEADLY DISASTERS BECAUSE OF THEIR ASSOCIATION WITH DEATH JUST MAKES PEOPLE MORE SCARED OF SHEN YUAN'S PREDICTIONS. HFGROGERGWOHRGHGS SOSHOHRORRRY SORRY SORRY, THIS HAS BECOME A RAMBLE THAT'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT YOUR ASK TOUCHES UPON BUT A P O L L O . HE HAS A TUMULTUOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH CROWS/RAVENS BECAUSE HE SCORCHED THEM BLACK AND THEY CHATTED ABOUT HIS LOVER'S UNFAITHFULNESS, SO IF WE HAVE A DEITY THAT IS LIKE APOLLO IN PIDW, WE COULD ALMOST EVEN IMPLY THAT WHEN THE DIVINE CROW BEINGS FELL TO SIN, THIS IS WHAT CAUSED IT! THEY FELL TO GOSSIP AND WERE DIVINELY PUNISHED BY THIS DEITY, AND AND, OUT OF SPITE AFTER THEY BECAME ENTRENCHED IN SIN, THE HEAVENLY CROW DEMONS BEGAN DIVINING TO THE WEAK MORTALS WITHOUT THE DEITY TELLING THEM TO BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO GET BACK AT THE DEITY AHAHAHAHAHA. (obviously this isn't a definite thing, it's just an alternative way for the heavenly crows to become heavenly demons. It's just me chattering to myself) I'll make a separate post on the MAIN demons' reactions to SY but, in general, most demons are either actively petrified of him because of his image as a deity, or they're relatively disillusioned because they've seen him in person and he's been a SWEETHEART, hitting them with the wife beam. That doesn't mean that they aren't still kind of terrified of the powerful, prophetic crow heavenly demon deity, but in a "scared but horny way", and that's only when SY displays this power! Most of the time he's an undeniably strange but incredibly kind hearted guy that just seems to want to help everyone!! Even if he hates doing things!!! Tianlang-Jun is always under the full determination of "ONE of my relatives is going to marry this crow demon, or I'm going to do it myself." The first time Zhuzhi-Lang and Luo Binghe hear that they both immediately just stare at TLJ like "don't you dare, you whore" (ZZL a lot more respectful than LBH, of course), but TLJ is booored. Someone better fuck marry that freak or he'll do it himself.

(When I write part two for the important demon reactions to SY, I'll link it here, so keep an eye out!!!)

[rubywingsracing]

📢📢LAWSON LAWSON LAWSON 📢📢

@formulanni dreams do come true

[therealslimshakespeare]

Coming in with a dilf—I mean gift. Coming in with a gift. 😏

*sputters* how funny, you comin’ in with a dilf while I be cummin’ ON

[experimentalcats]

HE’S HERE

[the-unaligned]

Implied spoilers for Bravern ep 8

GUYS GUYS GUYS THE FUCKING AGHHH

I THINK EPISODE 8 JUST CONFIRMED THE BRAVERN IS SMITH THEORY AND IM FREAKING OUT

I’ll make a full analysis soon once I calm down cause HOLY SHIT

[felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna]

“Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?“ ⁱ ʰᵃᵈ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒˢ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵍᵃˡˡᵉʳʸ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ʲᵘᵈᵍᵉ ᵐᵉ.

[womaninthehighlands]

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[cerealforkart]

Bye Krillin. Congratulations Piccolo--

(Sequel to this)

[nebuladreamz]

A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN

This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops

But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.

So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D

@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa

@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez

@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid

@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff

@cacaocheri

(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)

AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT

@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn

@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts

@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1

@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide

[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]

[possiblygrimm]

DOING ALL THESES QUESTIONS FOR MY OCs AMON MALVI AND JUDAS BECAUSE I AM BORED

1st question! Who sleeps in the middle? Amon, Malvi and Judas all have separate rooms but when they do all sleep together it's typically because they want to cuddle or someone have a bad day. Amon is more often than not in the middle but when Judas is has a bad day then they'll sleep in the middle! Malvi very rarely sleeps in the middle because she wakes up the earliest and doesn't like to wake them.

Question 2! Who is the best cuddler? They will all argue for each other but they all are quite good cuddlers. Amon is very big and solid and is really warm too, he can hold them both in his arms when he cuddles them, and he really likes doing so. He tends to nuzzle into the others and cover them in affection via kisses or massaging them, his tail also tends to wrap around one of their legs. Malvi similarly to Amon is pretty big, but she's more squishy! She likes to wrap her wings around them and hum to them as she plays with their hair and praises them for things. Judas is the smallest and tends to be more anxious about cuddling with them due to it not understanding social stuff. Judas is always pretty cold too and he doesn't want to make either of them cold (they don't care) Judas likes to have them cuddling him and have their body weight on them.

Question 3! Who gets hurt the most? Amon and Judas both get hurt a lot. Judas being smaller and having a poor immune system means it gets sick a lot. Since he stuggles to gain weight and build mass, plus him being blind in its left eye and missing it right arm at the elbow, he tend to get sick and stays sick for a long while. Amon on the other hand gets more physical injuries. He's mostly muscle and he's a soldier, but he tends to overwork his body and get hurt because of it while training. Malvi basically never get hurt (physically) due to always being surrounded by guards, but even if she wasn't she's quite strong, and always carries a dagger on her.

Question 4! Who acts like the baby? None of them. They're all grown adults who have gone through a lot, none of the act like the baby.

Question 5! Who teases the others the most? None of them really tease the others, but out of the 3 Malvi is the one who does the most.

Question 6! Who proposes? Well, proposed in this case! Malvi proposed- It wasn't big and exciting or anything like that. Malvi simply turned and looked at them and asked "Do you guys want to get married?" and Judas got flustered cause he didn't understand if she was serious or not and Amon was really quiet for a moment before asking if she was serious and Malvi started panicking and being all flustered. They eventually figured it out and Amon and Judas said yes <3

Question 7! Who is the most protective? Amon. Hands down. Amon is very protective of Judas and Malvi. He believes that their safety is his job and while it's very sweet he typically ends up sprieling if they get hurt.

Question 8! Who is the closest to the child? (Whether it be a fur baby, scale baby, or human child.) In the case of Amon, Malvi, and Judas, 'the child' is their children- triplets, Eve, Lucy, and Lillith! Judas is probably the closest with them, as he doesn't work and takes care of them the most! Judas is closest with Lillith though, as she takes after him the most, (i.e. Lillith is Judas' bio kid while Eve and Lucy are Amons- they are all Judas and Amons kids though) Judas feels guilty for her because he has a lot of issues with what he is, but it still wants to make sure Lily doesn't grow to hate its kind because of Judas past issues. Lily being a Desolatus like her Pa is part of what made such a close bond between the two!

Question 9! Who gives the best advice? Well Malvi probably, but it depends on they type of advice- Amon is good at emotional and combat advice, Malvi is good at legal and money advice, Judas however..... Judas is not good at advice when asked for it... Judas is pretty good at helping kids though so giving adive to children is probably the only good advice he can give.

Question 10! Who is like a therapist? Amon is the therapist, well, he listens to Malvi and Judas talk about any and all their problems to him and he'll give them a massage and shower them in affection and praise, absolute adoration.

Question 11! Who sings B and C to sleep? Malvi will sing to them if they ask but typically she'll just hum a tune.

Question 12! Is the relationship healthy? Yeah. They've had their far share of issues but they worked through them and they've grown and build their relationship over the years.

Question 13! Do A and B have a stronger bond with each other? Or do C and B or C and A have a stronger bond? Or are A, B, and C close together [equally]? Well, Amon, Malvi and Judas all have different types of bonds that grew differently. Amon and Malvi

Question 14! Who can be trusted to be left home alone? Amon can be trusted in a home alone. Malvi was raised in a palace and Judas despises being alone in a building.

Question 15! Who cries the most?

Question 16! Who is the softest?

Question 17! Who is the shortest? Judas is the shortest, he is only 5' feet tall. He's 11 inches shorter than Malvi.

Question 18! Who is the tallest? Amon is the tallest, being a solid 2'8" taller then Judas and 1'7" taller then Malvi. Amon is 7'8"

Question 19! Who likes cuddles the most?

And finally, last of all, question 20! Who sings terribly in the shower? Amon will do it just to annoy the others.

20 Somewhat Important Questions for OT3s.

Who sleeps in the middle?

Who is the best cuddler?

Who gets hurt the most?

Who acts like the baby?

Who teases the others the most?

Who proposes?

Who is the most protective?

Who is the closest to the child? (Whether it be a fur baby, scale baby, or human child.)

Who gives the best advice?

Who is like a therapist?

Who sings B and C to sleep?

Is the relationship healthy?

Do A and B have a stronger bond with each other? Or do C and B or C and A have a stronger bond? Or are A, B, and C close together [equally]?

Who can be trusted to be left home alone?

Who cries the most?

Who is the softest?

Who is the shortest?

Who is the tallest?

Who likes cuddles the most?

Last of all, who sings terribly in the shower?

[solazu1]

Some more Jay and Tim from my role swap Au, wooden beetles :33

[katiekatdragon27]

Guys what is this book and what is the Bill on it? All I know is gay shapes-

A. Sphere: I'm not calling you "Good Boy" A. Square, that court case was SHIT.

Me earlier: Wow! The Book of Bill just came out, that's cool ig.

Everyone recently: *being super active in the tag, watching the movies, relogging and liking my art*

Me: *me carrying some small doodles over* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Thanks for bringing me back to brainrot by spam-liking all my old posts guys I forgive none of you (/J I LOVE YOU ALL)

More stuff below cut (BE WARNED NEW FLAT-PEOPLE SOME OF IT IS LOWKEY SPOILERY):

A. Square and A. Faux Line: Damn, that circle kinda a hottie- ...

I had this silly idea after my 29374th time watching Flatland that a majority of the first part of the movie is just A. Sphere watching all the shit go down like the worst telenovela you've ever seen. Also, that A. Line was originally going to be the apostle, but... uh... she can't really do that anymore, so he banks all his money on A. Square.

Also, I thought it would be super funny of A. Square and A. Faux Line both crushed on A. Sphere when he first showed up lol. Crazy smooth priest spawns and everyone swoons.

Older Hex doodles too. I love Hex, they're such a real one the whole time. With all the faults of Sphereland, I do like Hex maining in that one. But I also like picking and choosing which things I take as canon in my own work, so you get young adult Hex with their totally not-romantically-involved-with-at-all partner Punto (P. Octagon).

It's been a bit since Flatland happened in this hypothetical, so A. Square's still around. He's trying to be supportive of his masc-nonbinary kid who likes kissing boys, but still has to be annoying with dad jokes and the occasional backhanded compliment. He means well tho.

A. Tesseract: Hello A. Square!

A. TESSERACT OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU POOKIE <3333. She's probably one of my most favorite ocs I've made (and the one that gets the most art <3) She's also the one I feel the least awkward about shoving into the source material lol. I yearn to work on A Heightlander's Escape again, but we'll see.

I just wanted to draw something cute between her and A. Square. She may or may not be the voice at the end of the movie hmmmmmmmm.

At least A. Square would end up in good hands.

"There is always something beyond. There is always INFINITY."

Just a little doodle of smth I may or may not render cuz I really like how it looks. There is always something greater after all.

Thank you all for the recent support on those old-ish drawing, y'all made my week tbh. I have a new AU cooking for this so look forward to that lol. Have a good one :)))

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

the pros and cons of breathing live for the first time since 2007????? (3/19/24)

[sumi-sprite]

!!!!!!!

Lamb like this

A chonker

[isthatacalzone]

living is being in a room of 12500 people who will all shout NINE whenever someone rolls a nine on stage while watching a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors play dungeons and dragons