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Hermione And Draco: A Study In Love - Part 3
Hermione, searching for her missing copy of Hogwarts A History: Hey Malfoy, have you seen…MY BOOK!
Hermione: You found it! Thank you! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou…
*Later*
Hermione: Well, wasn’t Malfoy kind! I hope he…HEY! Who ripped a bunch of pages out!?!
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Hogwarts: A History (book overview)
Chapter One: The Founding of Hogwarts
In the year 993 A.D., four of the most powerful witches and wizards of the time joined forces to create a school unlike any the world had ever known. The school, named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, was built in the Scottish Highlands and was intended to be a sanctuary for young magical children, to give them a safe place to learn and practice their magic. Its founders—Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin—were legendary figures in their own right. They came from different regions of the British Isles, each bringing their unique strengths, philosophies, and traditions to shape the early identity of the school.
The Four Founders
• Godric Gryffindor was a champion of courage, daring, and chivalry. He believed that anyone with the potential to use magic should be allowed to learn at Hogwarts, regardless of their background. It was Gryffindor who suggested that Hogwarts should be a safe place for all magical children, not just those of pure-blood descent.
• Helga Hufflepuff was known for her fairness, kindness, and dedication to hard work. She took a more inclusive approach, valuing loyalty and a strong work ethic over raw talent or ambition. Hufflepuff is remembered for her insistence that all students be treated equally and given the opportunity to succeed.
• Rowena Ravenclaw, renowned for her intelligence and wit, valued learning above all else. Ravenclaw sought out students who showed a natural talent for magic, as well as a deep love of learning. Many of Hogwarts’ early traditions, such as the structure of its curriculum and the focus on academic achievement, were a result of her vision.
• Salazar Slytherin was a wizard of ambition and resourcefulness, and he placed great importance on blood purity. Slytherin believed that magic should be taught only to those from pure-blood families, fearing that Muggle-born witches and wizards were a threat to the magical world. His views eventually led to a rift between him and the other founders.
The Founders’ Rift and the Creation of the Chamber of Secrets
Though the founders initially worked together in harmony, a growing divide between Salazar Slytherin and the other founders soon emerged. Slytherin, driven by his belief that the school should only admit pure-bloods, clashed particularly with Gryffindor, who believed that magical talent could be found in all kinds of children, regardless of their heritage. This dispute escalated to such an extent that Slytherin eventually left the school.
Before he departed, however, Slytherin is said to have secretly constructed the Chamber of Secrets, hidden deep within the castle. According to legend, the chamber could only be opened by Slytherin’s true heir, and inside, he placed a monster—a basilisk—that would one day rid the school of Muggle-born students. The chamber’s existence was a source of mystery and terror for many years, though its location and secrets remained unknown to the general school population until centuries later.
The Enchanted Castle and Grounds
Hogwarts Castle is a marvel of magical architecture. Its location was chosen for its remoteness and for the powerful magical protections that surround it. The founders designed the castle with an array of magical defenses, including the famous anti-Apparition jinx that prevents witches and wizards from teleporting directly into the school grounds.
The castle itself is enchanted with countless spells and charms, many of which have developed a life of their own over the centuries. The moving staircases, hidden passages, and constantly changing rooms (such as the Room of Requirement) are some of the more famous examples. The castle’s extensive grounds include the Forbidden Forest, the Black Lake, and various magical outbuildings such as the greenhouses and the Quidditch pitch.
The Sorting Hat and the House System
One of the greatest innovations of the founders was the creation of the House System. Each founder took charge of a house—Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin—into which students would be divided upon their arrival at Hogwarts. To ensure that their legacy continued after their deaths, the founders enchanted a hat to sort students according to the qualities each founder prized most. This hat, known as the Sorting Hat, was imbued with their collective wisdom and is still used today to divide students into their respective houses.
Magical Creatures and the Early Curriculum
The early curriculum at Hogwarts focused on the foundational aspects of magical education, including Charms, Transfiguration, Herbology, and Potions. Over time, the curriculum expanded to include subjects such as Defense Against the Dark Arts, Care of Magical Creatures, and more specialized studies like Arithmancy and Divination.
In the early days of the school, magical creatures played a vital role in everyday life at Hogwarts. House-elves were employed to maintain the kitchens and tend to the castle’s upkeep, while the Forbidden Forest was home to a variety of magical beasts, some of which were even used in the teaching of magical creatures.
Chapter Two: Hogwarts Through the Centuries
The history of Hogwarts did not end with the departure of the founders. Over the centuries, the school has seen periods of peace and prosperity as well as times of turmoil and danger. The castle has withstood many attacks from dark wizards, most notably during the reign of Lord Voldemort in the late 20th century. Despite these challenges, Hogwarts has endured as one of the most respected and beloved magical institutions in the world.
Early Centuries (1000-1500 AD)
• Post-Founders Era: After the departure of the founders, Hogwarts saw the rise of various headmasters and mistresses, many of whom added their own magical innovations to the school. The early headmasters, many of whom were students of the founders, maintained the strict traditions set by the founders.
• Goblin Rebellions and Wizarding Wars: The school was periodically threatened by external forces, including the Goblin Rebellions in the 1300s and various medieval wizarding wars. Hogwarts remained a place of refuge during these conflicts, and several headmasters are credited with defending the school against sieges.
The Renaissance (1500-1700 AD)
• Magical Advancements: As magical knowledge flourished during the Renaissance, Hogwarts expanded its curriculum, including the study of Alchemy and other more obscure magical fields. This period also saw the first Triwizard Tournament, which was hosted at Hogwarts and was intended to promote cooperation between European magical schools.
• The Inquisition and Witch Hunts: In the Muggle world, the rise of witch hunts during this time led to increased secrecy in the magical community. The Statute of Secrecy was enacted in 1692, forcing magical schools like Hogwarts to operate more discreetly.
Modernization and Institutional Reform (1700-1900 AD)
• Curricular Reforms: As the magical world entered the Enlightenment era, there were calls for modernization in magical education. Subjects like Muggle Studies and Astronomy were introduced or expanded to give students a broader understanding of the world.
• The Role of Headmasters: A series of powerful and visionary headmasters reshaped the institution during this period, bringing Hogwarts into the modern age. Phineas Nigellus Black (Slytherin), known for his controversial tenure, and Dilys Derwent (Gryffindor), famed for her achievements in Healing, are two examples of prominent leaders who left their mark on the school.
Early 20th Century (1900-1945)
• The Rise of Grindelwald: The dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald rose to power during the early 20th century, causing fear among wizards and witches worldwide. Hogwarts became a bastion of defense against his influence, although some dark sympathizers within the school supported him.
• The Great War and Wizarding Unity: World War I and II also affected Hogwarts, with students becoming involved in efforts to protect both the wizarding and Muggle communities. The headmaster at the time, Armando Dippet, worked to keep the school safe during these tumultuous years.
Chapter Three: The Evolution of Hogwarts Curriculum
• Core Subjects: Hogwarts’ core curriculum—Charms, Transfiguration, Potions, Herbology, Defense Against the Dark Arts—has remained largely unchanged over the centuries. This chapter delves into the development of these subjects and the notable professors who have taught them, such as Albus Dumbledore (Transfiguration) and Horace Slughorn (Potions).
• New Additions: Over the years, Hogwarts introduced new subjects, including Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, and Ancient Runes, reflecting changes in magical society and the need for new magical skills. This chapter explores the political and social pressures that influenced these changes.
• Defense Against the Dark Arts and the Curse: This chapter discusses the peculiar history of the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, which was rumored to have been cursed by Lord Voldemort, resulting in no professor lasting longer than a year in the position.
Chapter Four: The Triwizard Tournament
• Early Beginnings: First held in the late 13th century, the Triwizard Tournament was created to foster cooperation between Europe’s three largest magical schools: Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, and Durmstrang. This chapter chronicles the earliest tournaments, the challenges faced by competitors, and the dark side of the tournament, including the deaths of numerous participants.
• Cancellations and Revival: The tournament was discontinued due to the high death toll but was revived in 1994. This section recounts the famous 1994 Triwizard Tournament, which saw the participation of Harry Potter and the subsequent rise of Lord Voldemort.
Chapter Five: Notable Alumni and Staff
• Famous Alumni: This chapter profiles some of Hogwarts’ most famous and influential graduates, from Merlin, the legendary wizard often considered one of Hogwarts’ first students, to modern figures like Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, and Harry Potter. Each profile outlines their contributions to magical society.
• Influential Staff: The chapter also explores the lives and legacies
• Influential Staff (continued): In addition to famous alumni, this chapter details the most influential professors, headmasters, and other staff who helped shape the school. Some prominent names include:
• Albus Dumbledore: Renowned as the greatest headmaster in Hogwarts’ history, Dumbledore’s legacy in defeating Gellert Grindelwald and resisting Lord Voldemort’s rise to power is detailed.
• Minerva McGonagall: A formidable witch known for her teaching in Transfiguration and later becoming headmistress, McGonagall played a key role in defending the school during its darkest hours.
• Severus Snape: A complex figure, Snape’s eventual role in the defeat of Voldemort is highlighted, alongside his controversial tenure as Potions Master and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
This chapter also explores lesser-known but equally important staff members, such as Rubeus Hagrid, the half-giant Keeper of Keys and Care of Magical Creatures professor, and Filius Flitwick, the accomplished Charms professor.
Chapter Six: The Dark Arts at Hogwarts
• Slytherin House and Dark Arts Influence: This chapter addresses the historical association between Slytherin House and the Dark Arts. While not all Slytherins have followed dark paths, there has been a long history of prominent Dark wizards emerging from this house, including Tom Riddle (Lord Voldemort).
• Tom Riddle and the Chamber of Secrets: A detailed account of the reopening of the Chamber of Secrets in 1942 by Tom Riddle, and the subsequent petrifications, provides insight into one of Hogwarts’ darkest chapters.
• The First Wizarding War: During the 1970s, Voldemort’s first rise to power left Hogwarts divided, with Death Eater sympathizers within the student body and staff. This section explores the school’s struggle to maintain its reputation and safety during this time.
• The Second Wizarding War and the Battle of Hogwarts: This chapter focuses on the climactic events of 1997-1998 when Voldemort returned to power and Hogwarts became a battleground. The Battle of Hogwarts is described in detail, highlighting the courage of students, teachers, and allies in defeating the Dark Lord once and for all.
Chapter Seven: Magical Creatures and Beings at Hogwarts
• House-Elves: A history of house-elves at Hogwarts, including the role of the kitchens and how the elves’ servitude has changed over time. The chapter also explores Hermione Granger’s formation of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare) and its impact.
• Hagrid’s Creatures: A spotlight on Rubeus Hagrid’s passion for magical creatures and the many unusual beasts he brought into Hogwarts, such as Buckbeak the hippogriff, Aragog the Acromantula, and Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback.
• The Forbidden Forest: A deep dive into the Forbidden Forest, its history, and the magical creatures that dwell within, including centaurs, unicorns, and thestrals. The forest’s role as a place of trials and learning for students (as well as danger) is explored.
Chapter Eight: Quidditch Through the Ages at Hogwarts
• Origins of Quidditch at Hogwarts: The early history of Quidditch at Hogwarts, including its development into the most popular sport among students. The four house teams—Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff—and their legendary rivalries are covered in detail.
• Memorable Matches: This chapter recounts some of the most famous Quidditch matches in the school’s history, including the notable players who went on to professional Quidditch careers, such as Oliver Wood and Ginny Weasley.
• The Quidditch World Cup: Special mention is given to Hogwarts’ involvement with international Quidditch tournaments, and how alumni like Victor Krum participated in the prestigious Quidditch World Cup.
Chapter Nine: The Portraits and Ghosts of Hogwarts
• The Living History of Portraits: Hogwarts is home to hundreds of enchanted portraits of former headmasters, teachers, and other important figures. This chapter delves into how these portraits interact with current students and staff, and their role in preserving the school’s history.
• Hogwarts Ghosts: The five principal ghosts—Nearly Headless Nick, the Grey Lady, the Fat Friar, the Bloody Baron, and Professor Binns—are detailed here. Their stories, how they came to haunt the school, and their influence over the centuries are discussed.
• The Role of Ghosts in the School’s Operation: Ghosts often help students with advice, and they play a ceremonial role in Hogwarts’ traditions. This section also examines how certain ghosts, like the Grey Lady (Rowena Ravenclaw’s daughter) and the Bloody Baron, are tied to the school’s darker history.
Chapter Ten: The Mysteries and Magic of Hogwarts
• The Room of Requirement: A full history of the Room of Requirement, its magical properties, and its most famous uses, including its role in hiding the Lost Diadem of Ravenclaw and serving as a hideout for Dumbledore’s Army during the Second Wizarding War.
• Hogwarts’ Hidden Secrets: Over the centuries, Hogwarts has concealed many magical mysteries—some known only to headmasters. This chapter explores the Vanishing Cabinet, the Mirror of Erised, and the various hidden passageways that crisscross the school.
• Time-Turners and Magical Artefacts: The use of powerful magical artefacts at Hogwarts, like time-turners, the Philosopher’s Stone, and other enchanted objects, is explored here.
Chapter Eleven: Hogwarts in the Present Day
• Post-Voldemort Era: After the defeat of Voldemort, Hogwarts entered a period of rebuilding and reflection. This chapter looks at how Hogwarts was restored and how it adapted to a new age, where blood purity and Dark Arts had been definitively rejected.
• Modern Curriculum Changes: Recent reforms in the Hogwarts curriculum, including a greater emphasis on unity with Muggles and advancements in magical theory, are discussed. New courses on Magical Law, Muggle Technology, and advancements in Magical Creatures studies are also covered.
• Headmistress McGonagall’s Tenure: The final chapter reviews the tenure of Minerva McGonagall as headmistress, her efforts to modernize the school, and her legacy of ensuring that the values of the original founders continue to flourish in a new era.
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minimindi · 2 months
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Elation -a Microfic May story
Text message convo between besties.... Harry is a house husband who's maybe not the best at it but Ginny knows this and loves him anyways lol
Harry: hey Hermione I need your help. ya ya I know, we’re adults now and I’m supposed to know how to do laundry by myself. But this spell just won’t work for me and if Ginny comes home and sees the place looking like Peeves moved in then I’m done for.
Hermione: oh Harry! If you can’t make the *simple* spell work for you (though I don’t think that’s the case) then just get the laundry done the muggle way. 
Harry: …… no. 
Hermione: Laundry done the muggle way is wonderful you dolt! I find it to be quite calming, and I rarely use the spell myself. 
Harry: Hermione please! You don’t want Gin to kill me. Please come over?! You’ll have this sorted in minutes!
Hermione: I can’t. I already have plans. 
Harry: ???
Hermione: They’re longstanding plans, weeks of planning you know. I can’t just cancel. You’re on your own Harry. I suggest you buy Ginny some flowers now before she sees the mess you’ve made. 
Harry: Don’t try to deflect from the topic… you have plans?! “Longstanding” ones? Is this a date?!
Hermione: Well I did get wine so I think it is. Yes, it’s a date. 
Harry: wait… didn’t the latest edition of Hogwarts, A History come out today?
Hermione: oh, did it?..
Harry: you’re going to be alone, sipping wine and reading it tonight, aren’t you?
Hermione: I even took time off this afternoon to get home sooner so that I have time for two read throughs! Once for enjoyment and once with the other editions open so that I can compare them. I’m so excited! You have no idea how hard it’s been to concentrate at work today. I’ve been utterly useless and I don’t really care. I’m too elated to care right now!
Harry: …………….
Harry: I’m… I’m being ditched for a book?
Hermione: goodbye Harry. Don’t forget to send the flowers to your wife. Good luck!
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sparxyv · 10 days
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quick nosebleed seb doodle 😗😗
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the-colourful-witch · 8 months
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🐉 A Brief History of Dragons by Eyra🐉
I read this fic last summer and it was so pretty. It’s super short and sweet and it was just what I needed at the time. It’s Wolfstar meets Arthurian legend, in a modern AU.
I wanted to do some more book covers for my portfolio, so I made this one.
I want to thank @eyra for the beautiful story, I loved it. This one is for you✨💛
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Here’s a little work in progress for this cover.
Ps: I’m working on Andromeda right now, I’ve had a busy week. Hang in there💛
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jmscornerlibrary · 2 months
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Snape's Search History - Part One
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So this has been requested by quite a few people, now. For those who hadn't seen my previous headcanon post: here it is. I will try and tag all those who have expressed interest in the comments.
In short: After stealing Snape's phone and looking through his saddening search history, the trio come up with a plan to make Snape happy. This is how it unfolds, for the Potions Master has little idea what to make of it.
Enjoy and do reblog to inform the others!!
Part One.
All was still in the empty Transfiguration classroom. The dust lay undisturbed and thick upon the solid desks, which in turn were standing silent and endeavouring in their fortitude of unuse. The chalkboard looked dejected, the forgotten endeavours of clearing it of writing still visible in ashy smudges across the charcoal surface. And it would have probably stayed like that for another decade or two if the door wasn’t flung open and three small figures stumbled from behind it, making enough noise for the dust to twitch into the air again. A ‘quick, quick!’ was spat out by one of the disturbers accompanied by a few hisses of urge, then a scrabble as the doorknob was found and the door was pushed.
The dust jumped up from the desk as the door slammed shut and settled back upon it once more as Harry, Ron and Hermoine stood, panting, in front of it. 
After a short moment, Ron pushed himself from the door. His face broke out in a wide grin.
“Blimmin’ heck, that was a mess!” He laughed and dusted his hands. “He’ll be looking for it, now, I bet.”
“But we’ve got it!” Harry grasped the trophy tight, as though he was afraid that it would slip from him, back to its owner. “Let’s do it quick, before someone else comes to find us and sees us.”
Hermoine said nothing, but she was far from calm herself - in fact, she was inches from jumping down on the spot and breaking out into a mad giggle. The latter she repressed with difficulty as they all stormed to the nearest table, swept off the perplexed dust from it with their sleeves, then laid out the shiny, sleek device upon its surface.
The device was a phone. It wasn’t any old phone, either, for if it was perhaps only a few of the more eccentric would deem it a subject of interest. This was a working phone, one which withstood any feuds between its power and the magic sparking and fizzing, though quiet and invisible, in the air; even better yet - this phone belonged to a certain man whom the three giggling and bending over its shiny, black surface, hated with a vengeance. This phone belonged to the Potion’s Master: Severus Snape.
“Go on, Hermione.” Ron slid the phone over to the small witch with bushy brown hair. “You said you knew the password.”
Hermione nodded, growing solemn at the task at hand, shoved her brown mane out of her eyes and bent over the screen, which grew illuminated at the touch of a button.
“Merlin’s beard, what my dad would give to be in our place,” Ron breathed, as Hermoine tapped out some letters and numbers with her forefingers. “A fellytone, and a working one too-”
“It’s called a telephone, Ron,” Harry corrected, though he could barely breathe as he watched Hermione’s fingers working. “Ha, I cannot believe we’ve actually managed to do this. Fred and George are nothing compared to us, now.”
“I’d love to see their faces,” Ron whispered, almost wriggling with glee. “And I’m the one who fished it out of his pocket! Now, all we need to do is-”
“Got it.” Hermione smiled as the screen changed, displaying buttons with different icons upon a plain, dark backdrop. “Now, if I remember correctly, it's called explorer…”
“Why aren’t we doing this in the common room, again?” Ron continued. “I know Percy’s a prefect, but even he wouldn’t-”
“Because, Ron,” Hermoine began as she chose the right button, “we have no idea what Snape actually keeps or searches for on this phone. If it’s all weird, we’d be too embarrassed to even attempt showing it to them. Plus,” she added, when Ron opened his mouth to interject, “it’s not like we’re going to cast it out of the window as soon as we’re done. It’s not magic - at least I don’t think it is - and it won’t just disappear or fly out to find Snape. We can show the rest of our classmates later.”
Ron opened his mouth again, but then understood the sense of this and closed it. 
“There it is,” Harry said, as Hermione searched for the right option. “History. Oh, boy, this is gonna be good. If he’s not cleared it.”
Ron rubbed his hands and rocked on the balls of his feet as he leaned on the table. “Yeah, as ‘Mione said, I bet it's all weird. Let's see what’s first.”
Dangling hair and breathing mingled and hovered inches from the square surface as all three leaned in to see. However, there was hardly any giggling, after they all read the first position on the records of what, precisely, the Potion’s Master searched for whenever he had a spare moment. In fact, there was none at all, and the glee was slowly replaced with something that none of them had been expecting.
Hermoine’s eyes dulled and eyebrows furrowed as she read the first position aloud.
“... ‘How to be more approachable’.”
There was a rather awkward pause. Hermione made a rather sad ‘oh’ sound. Ron shifted slightly.
“That’s kind-of sad, to be honest,” he finally managed, frowning.
“Scroll down, Hermione,” Harry waved aside the tension and leaned forward again. “That’s only the first position. Perhaps he’s had a change of heart.”
“And the most recent,” Hermione murmured, but she scrolled down obediently. 
“Yeah, I bet it’s all weird further down,” Ron muttered, but they were all disproved again. Their childish glee was completely reduced to something rather prickly and uncomfortable as Hermione ploughed through the searches:
“...Where can happiness be obtained…” 
“...How to tolerate children…” 
“...Patience, tips...”
“...Wholesome fiction with happy ending… stories with happy ending… which sad books to avoid… books to make one’s soul happy…”
And then:
“...Fast, effective…”
Here, Hermione paused and bit her lip, her eyes sparkling strangely, her brow now heavy. Harry glanced at her, then finished for her.
“Fast, effective headache relief.” He straightened and shifted from foot to foot, then looked at Ron for some sort of inspiration to dilute the thickness of the air. “Did you know Snape gets headaches, Ron?”
“Nope,” Ron offered, looking rather ashamed of himself and his gloating, the tips of his ears pink. “I didn’t think so. I mean, it makes sense though, doesn’t it…?”
“I feel terrible,” Hermione whispered, balling her fists.
“Yeah, we should probably put it back,” Ron said, though he didn’t look as enthusiastic about slipping the phone back into the Potion Master’s pocket than he did about proudly obtaining it. “Should we just leave it on his desk when he’s not in the classroom?”
“And how are we going to do that?” Harry asked, frowning. “We can’t go running around the dungeons. The Slytherin common rooms are there.”
Hermione sniffed, then rolled her eyes, pushing the phone away from her. “You have an invisibility cloak, Harry. This shouldn’t be too much of an issue.”
“Oh, yeah.”
They stood there for another few seconds, before Harry reached out and hesitantly pocketed the phone. “Let’s get back to the common rooms. We don’t need to mention this to anybody.”
“No, we don’t.” Ron said sadly, recalling his former words of potential victory over Fred and George and how they just went down the drain. “Never mind. Let’s just go.”
The dust was rather glad to be free of them, and so was the classroom. Only the desks, however, were rather miserable that they once again stood alone in their fortitude of unuse, unnoticed, only there to be berated and slandered by the students. Just like, as the trio would soon deduce, Severus Snape, the Potion’s Master, was.
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A week passed. The phone was returned back to Snape’s desk without much ado. After that, it was unmentioned, and whenever it was glimpsed, three pairs of eyes were averted to the candles or windows, and most certainly not to each other, no words about it leaving their mouths, though they most certainly bounced around in their brains, though some were more cluttered than the others’.
It was through Harry’s mouth that the uncomfortable topic surfaced and it did so on a Saturday evening, in the library, when the day was slowly coming to an end and the sun was sinking slowly outside the mullioned windows. Ron was scowling at his Transfiguration homework, when Harry shot out a sigh through his nose and put down his quill.
“Listen, guys,” he started, nudging Hermione, who didn’t look as though she had heard him and just kept right on scribbling, her nose nearly touching the parchment. “I’ve been thinking… Hey, Hermione, are you listening?”
“Shush.” Hermoine glared at him, then shot a pointed glance at Madam Pince. “We’ll get kicked out.”
Ron’s scowl didn’t shift and was merely re-directed at its favourite subject of complaint with large front teeth and a vehement urge to stuff her head with new fragments of knowledge. 
“Not if we keep our voices down,” he said, potting his quill too. “Talk, Harry.”
Harry opened his mouth mainly to play on Hermione’s nerves than to follow through on his plans, when his mind did a detour to the wisdom of him touching on such a sensitive topic in a public place.
“Let’s go somewhere else,” he said with a nod. “Not because this is the library. We need to speak about… you know what.”
This was of enough weight for Hermione’s quill to stop moving. She shot him a glance, then met eyes with Ron and sighed.
“Yes,” she whispered. “We can’t speak about this here. To be honest, I’ve been meaning to speak about this to you both too.”
They latched up their bags, grabbed their stationary, then swiftly exited the library, tripping over Harry and Ron’s untied shoelaces. Hermoine grabbed them by their bags when they turned the corridor towards the portrait of the Fat Lady.
“The common room’s full,” she hissed. “We should go outside. We won’t be overheard there.”
“Hermoine’s right,” Harry said, nudging Ron. “Let’s go.”
They turned around, then began slowly walking down towards the main gates. They all kept silent, their eyes trained mainly to the floor, sometimes only looking up to meander around the other students milling around the corridor. It was probably why they didn’t notice the ominous figure walking towards them until they had all but face-planted themselves into its black robes.
Hermione was the first to look up and stick out her arms to halt the other two, her eyes sharpening after she was prodded out of her thoughts by this slightly unwelcome reality. Harry and Ron had similarly dumb expressions as they blinked up at her, then at what was in front of them.
Professor Snape’s voice was as restricted to nothing but cold disdain as usual, and the black of both his clothes and expression matched this regularity. 
“Where are we going?”
Harry opened his mouth, but Hermione beat him to it.
“Outside for a moment, Professor Snape.”
Harry paused, then nodded along with Ron, trying to appear as though they weren’t hiding anything at all. The Potion’s Master observed them for a moment or two longer, before lowering eyebrows and, as it seemed, his guard.
“I suggest you look where you’re going,” was all he said, before drawing his cape about him and turning to pass them. But he didn’t manage to pass them, when Hermoine opened her mouth and after drawing a deep breath, emitted a string of words strung upon the same one:
“I hope you have a good night, Professor Snape.”
It was quite uncanny, really, how all three males looked at her with the same degree of incredulity and astonishment upon their faces, apparently forgetting things like enmity and dislike. It was enough to make poor Hermione flush a deep red and her words to run away from her before she could properly filter them through her teeth and tongue.
“Just being polite, is all,” she muttered, before she tugged on Harry and Ron’s sleeves sharply. “Come on, let’s go.”
She dragged them off with enough force for Snape’s surprise to cool off and his usual stone face return as he watched them stagger, though that was only visible to Harry and Ron for a few seconds before the vehement grip on their arms prevented them from turning back around, in case they both got whiplash. 
“Are you mental? What was that?” Ron hissed at her, when they rounded a corner, then he did a double take when he fixed his eyes on her features. “Blimey, Hermione, you’ve gone absolutely scarlet.”
“You’ve gone redder than his hair,” Harry commented, though with a hint of admiration in his tone as he stared.
“Oh, shut up,” Hermione muttered, then dragged them through the main door, into the cool of the evening. “Never mind that. Let’s talk about the subject at hand. And don’t tell me you’ve not been thinking about doing something similar to what I did.”
She glared at Ron and Harry, still flushed. They both pulled faces back, but they dropped their gaze after a few seconds as they trudged through the foliage.
“Alright, maybe,” Ron muttered under his breath, when they reached the black lake. “But it was nowhere near to what you just did.”
“What precisely did I just do?” Hermione snapped. “I was just being polite.”
“You were sucking up to him-”
“No I wasn’t.”
“Yes you were.” Ron put on a high-pitched voice. “I hope you have a wonderful night, Professor Snape-”
“Oh, shut up!” She stamped her foot. “You act as though you’re entirely ignorant. You were there when we looked at his history. You saw it. And if complaining and arguing about this is the best you can do, then I pity you, Ronald Weasley!”
“Alright,” Harry cut in, weakly. “That’s not what we came here to do. Let’s just get it over and done with before curfew.”
Hermione glared at Ron once more before settling down. Both folded their arms and stared at the lake. Harry pursed his lips, for it was much harder to project his thoughts than he thought it would be, now that they were actually all together for that purpose alone.
“I think Hermione’s right,” he began, when Hermione was no longer red. “It would be wrong to keep at… you know.”
Ron snorted. “Being mad at Snape for picking on us for no reason?”
“He picks on everyone.” Hermione said, her eyes narrowed. “We’re no exception. Well, perhaps Harry is, but then you did get off to the wrong start at the beginning of the year.”
“No he didn’t,” said Ron.
“He was talking back to him,” she argued. “And it was the first interaction they had. No wonder Snape hates Harry.”
“And you,” Ron said pointedly. “You’re pretty much every teacher’s pet but his, and do you know why? Because he’s an-”
“Can you two not?” Harry snapped. “Can you two calm down? Please? This is serious.”
The arguing pair scowled at one another and resumed evaporating the lake with their glares.
“So,” Harry said, once enough silence had passed, “I think we ought to… you know, help him a bit. Be, erm, nicer.”
Ron turned and creased his forehead, but Hermione nodded, solemnly.
“We ought to,” she said, softly. “I told you, I was thinking about it. It’s all about perspective, really.”
“Perspective?”
“Yes,” she said. “Think about it from Snape’s perspective. Do you reckon he has a lot of friends?”
Ron scoffed. “Don’t make me laugh. Who would want to be friends with him? ‘Course he hasn’t.”
“Precisely,” she said, though she looked at him reproachfully. “You’re teaching over five-hundred children Potions, all of whom, if I may add, are intent on either not listening, not doing homework, or just being downright rude. Yes, Ron, I know he’s like that too, and perhaps he does deserve it, and if we didn’t know better, we’d be justified in biting back. The point is, he’s clearly sad. He looks it. He looks downright miserable all the time.”
“You’re blowing this over.”
“Oh, am I?” Hermione said. “Tell me one time in which you saw him smile. And I don’t mean meanly. I mean happily. Have you ever heard him laugh? Because I haven’t.”
Ron sucked on his lips, looking torn. Harry listened, looking solemn.
“I haven’t either,” he said, quietly. “At first, I thought like Ron does, but… I’ve lived with the Dursleys my whole life. They’ve held grudges for no reason, for a long time, and it's tiring to be the person receiving them and keeping them up.”
Hermione looked at him with eyes lined with admiration. She nodded.
“Exactly, Harry. We could just be the reason for somebody’s… well, perhaps not happiness, but… tolerance.”
“And how are we going to do that?” Ron asked, still looking begrudging, but not unwilling. “By saying good morning and good night?”
“We could,” Harry said thoughtfully. “That wouldn’t be going over the top, or anything.”
Hermione must have thought about this more carefully than both of them put together, because she started counting out everything they could do upon her fingers as she spoke.
“Not just that,” she began. “We could do everything which is expected of us, for starters. Like doing homework on time, doing it correctly, not just so that it's done and boxed off without thought, the right parchment length, perhaps more… I know, we could get the older students to check it for us, so that we know we’ve done it right… then, we could actually listen in lessons and excel…”
Ron was frowning as she spoke. Even Harry was getting slightly doubtful they would ever manage such a feat. 
“...Do extra work. If you don’t want to, Ron, then we could do something outside of lessons. Not necessarily work.”
“Then what?” Harry asked. “Like what?”
“We could… you know.” Hermione’s face became slightly pink again. “We could find out when his birthday is.”
“That’s going too far,” said Ron, firmly, looking slightly agonised. “Imagine his face… oh, no, I couldn’t.”
“Maybe you’re right,” Hermione agreed. “But then, I don’t know what else to do.”
“That sounds like a pretty good start to me,” Harry said. “Let’s start with lessons, Hermione, and if that doesn’t work, we’ll think of something else.”
Hermione’s face lit up, and for a moment both boys were afraid that she’d hug them.
“Great!” She grinned, then began walking towards the castle. “We have Potions on Monday, and homework due. Let’s get this done now! There’s still time. Alicia Spinnet’s good at potions - she’ll be able to point us in the right direction.”
Harry and Ron turned from the lake and began to follow Hermione as she marched towards the castle with an enigmatical spring in her step.
“I don’t know about you,” said Ron, as she talked on, “but I’ve got a weird feeling this is going to end up in a mess.”
“We’ve been in loads already,” Harry said, though there was something uneasy in his chest too, “so it won’t really make a difference. But Hermione’s got a point,” he added, after they reached the steps to the castle gate, “it must be annoying, being Snape. And, as we all know, doing homework properly’s always a good start to everything.”
“That’s utter garbage.”
“Yeah,” Harry said, grinning. “I’m quoting Hermione. She does it like she can’t live without it. And, from a teacher’s point of view, less marking seems like a good thing, at least to me.”
So the endeavours began, though they didn’t hold out to be as constant a flourish and blaze as Hermione made it out to be. Especially not after she insisted that they do twice the usual length as some form of surprise. 
“I’m not doing that,” Ron complained, throwing himself back in his chair and folding his arms. “I’ve got enough work as it is. And I’ve already done it to the best possible standard. Even you’ve said it's not bad, Hermione.”
“It looks decent,” she said, unrolling her homework, which made both Harry and Ron’s pale in comparison. “But if we’re going to show that we’re not hostile any more, we ought to try harder.”
So the homework was done somewhat begrudgingly and everything seemed to be going to plan, before Sunday evening. More precisely, the free afternoon of Harry and Ron was disturbed by Hermione suddenly coming in through the portrait hole, clutching something behind her back, then moving swiftly towards them and sitting at the table at which they were currently playing wizard’s chess.
“I’ve got something,” she said, slightly flushed. “You’re not going to believe what I made in the girls’ bathroom.”
The game was paused and the boys looked suspicious as they turned to look at her.
“The girls’ bathroom?” Ron repeated bluntly. “What have you been making in the girls bathroom, Hermione, that could make you go so bloody pink?”
They both looked blank as she withdrew a hand from behind her back and placed its contents upon the surface of the table with a rather proud flourish. It was a glass bottle, the sort which looked rather like a cuboid, stoppered with a round cork. It was filled with a light blue liquid, which seemed to glow faintly as it rested within its cool, glass confines. 
“That doesn’t look innocent,” Harry commented, knocking over Ron’s bishop. “What is it, Hermione?”
“It’s a headache draught,” she said proudly. “I found the recipe in one of the books in the library.”
Ron pushed his lips out as he stared at it, then picked it up.
“How d’you know he’ll know this is a headache draught, Hermione?”
“I reckon he’d know, since he’s the Potion’s Master.”
“But doesn’t that mean he’s fully capable of making these himself?” Harry asked. “It’s not like it would be a problem for him.”
“Yes, Harry,” Hermione said slightly impatiently, taking back the bottle from Ron, “but the thing is that some people, men especially, simply don’t bother with taking care of themselves. That’s what my mum once said, and I’ve observed it since. I have a good reason to suspect that Snape isn’t the sort to ensure his health is top-notch.”
“I wouldn’t care if I was him,” Ron agreed. “What’s there to live for, for him? If I had to teach a bunch of snotty kids Potions everyday, I’d probably kill myself.”
There was a bit of an awkward pause - Harry had begun to nod, but lost the ability to move his head as he caught the disapproval in Hermione’s eyes.
“I mean,” Ron corrected himself, “you’re probably right, anyway. How long did it take you to make this?” “An hour,” she replied, “but that was because I messed up the first one. I added a bat-wing too many, so I had to pour that down the sink. Anyway.” She sat up straight again, folding her hands on the table neatly. “It said that half this bottle is to be drunk with fluid twice daily. So we need to make this once a day.”
“We’re going to run out of ingredients within a week,” Harry commented. 
“Not unless we take a little too many during Potions,” Hermione said coolly. “It’s a basic potion, using basic ingredients. Nothing Snape doesn’t have in his cupboard.”
“That would be stealing, though,” Ron said. 
“No it wouldn’t, though, since we are giving it back to him in the form of self-help,” Harry replied. “And you are going to be making it every day, Hermione?” 
In response, Hermoine thrust her hands into her pockets and produced another six vials, placing them with a clink, clink, clink upon the table, neatly. The boys looked at her with varying degrees of astonishment and admiration as she lined the bottles up.
“When these run out,” was the nonchalant reply, though the pink returned to Hermione’s cheeks as it was spoken, “I will do so. Unless you’d like to help me make them.”
“I think I’m good,” Ron said. “You can take all the credit if you want, Hermione - I’ll be happy with just doing extra work.”
“Great,” Hermione replied, ignoring the slight annoyance tinging the last two words spoken. “Then we will start from tomorrow.”
*
As all three of the enlightened Gryffindors lined up outside the dungeon’s classroom on a Monday morning, all three could feel their hearts beating somewhere in their stomach. Hermione, as usually was the case when feverish with excitement or trepidation, wouldn’t stop talking, even for the danger of any nerves exploding in her counterparts.
“Remember what I mentioned yesterday,” she whispered with obstinance, leaning in so that she wouldn’t be overheard. “If anything happens, try not to shout, don’t argue, just try to be as polite as you can. Yes, even if it isn’t your fault, Ron,” she added, cutting off Ron’s indignant reply. “Just try to be as good-willed as possible.”
A drawling voice cut off this heartfelt advice.
“What are you three whispering about?” Draco Malfoy called from the front of the line. “You must be conspiring, since you’re standing so close to each other. Or are you just trying to kiss Potter, Granger?”
Hermione straightened, Ron scowled, Harry opened his mouth to retort, but they never got to, since the former turned around and raised her eyebrows.
“I hope you’re not jealous,” she replied, coolly, “because that would be gross.”
Malfoy scoffed. “Jealous? Of kissing you? Bleh.” He made a show of shuddering, then nudged Crabbe and Goyle, standing beside him. “Imagine kissing someone with teeth like that. They're absolutely massive. It would be like trying to kiss a beaver.”
Hermione’s lips turned down; Ron flushed a fiery red and took a step forward, but Hermione grabbed his shoulders before his clenched fist could go into swing.
“Snape will invite us in any second,” she hissed. “Don’t be provoked, Ron.”
“Yeah, don’t listen to him,” Harry said, shooting a look of hatred towards the blonde, pinched-featured boy guffawing. “He’s just being an idiot. It’s his natural state, he can’t help it.”
At that moment, the doors to the classroom creaked open, and they all began to file into their places. Harry and Ron began to meander towards the back of the classroom to their usual spot, but Hermione knocked on their arms and pointed towards the front row instead.
“Oh no,” Ron moaned, looking fearful, “no, not the front desks, Hermione…”
“Shut up, Ron,” was all she said before she dragged them towards the ominous front desks, just (oh, horror!) in front of the black board. They ignored the strange looks they received from the others around them and instead focused on unpacking all of their things needed for the lesson.
It seemed that they were all off for a good start, when Harry opened his bag, rummaged around in it for a moment, then looked stricken.
“What is it?” Hermione hissed, noticing, as she laid out her stationary geometrically on the desk. “Did you forget your homework?”
“No, I’ve forgotten to bring my Potions book,” he replied, turning his bag upside down. “Oh, great…”
“Silence,” Snape called from behind his desk, watching them with a distasteful look on his pale face. “Sit down.”
They all sat and slid their bags off the desk. Harry hoped nothing amiss would be noticed and instead of wriggling around nervously, he tried to listen carefully as the lesson began. Of course, Hermione had made the effort of ensuring that she was sitting between him and Ron, so that they wouldn’t give into temptations and burst into conversation with one another during inappropriate times.
Snape’s eyes darted towards them in a rather suspicious nature as the lesson began, as though he was expecting something dishonest at the least from this sudden change of seating and eagerness. However, the three looked back with innocent eyes, which, in turn, made the Potions Master’s eyes narrower, before he turned to write upon the chalkboard.
“You will be working in pairs,” he said, once all the instructions had been written and the sleeping draught introduced, “I expect this to be done and detailed on parchment by the end of the lesson.”
The vehemence with which Hermione threw herself into the task was quite unsettling, at least for the other two. However, since there were three of them, either Harry or Ron was going to have to go and work with another, and since neither of them wanted to be parted from Hermione (who, as usual, looked as though she knew exactly what she was doing) there was a little bit of dithering done. 
“Ron, why don’t you go and work with Neville?” Hermione suggested, as Harry slid over to her and almost grasped her arm as though to claim her for the lesson.
Ron looked stricken. 
“Are you mad?” he hissed, as discreetly as he could. “We’ll blow up the classroom!”
Hermione sighed. “No, you won’t-”
“Yes we will! It’s already happened twice before!”
However, Snape intervened before anything could be decided. They flinched, feeling the cold of his shadow and turned to see him standing behind them with his arms folded and his eyes still narrowed.
“Well?” He looked at the dithering three, from bushy brown hair to green eyes to freckles on nose. “This doesn’t look like a pair, to me.”
Harry shot a look at Ron; Ron glowered and made no move to move away. Hermione looked desperate.
“I’ll work with Neville,” she said, making them both shoot her panicked looks instead. “You two work together.”
“Oh, I don’t think so,” Snape said coolly, his eyes darting back and forth between them. “Potter, move your things to Longbottom’s desk. Weasley, you will work with Granger.”
Harry was about to open his mouth to protest, when Hermione stood on his foot and he ended up shutting it and nodding instead.
“Yes, sir,” he said, though sounding  slightly dispirited, then obediently gathered up his things and went to sit with Neville, whose round eyes didn’t leave Snape for the entirety of the time. He laid out all of his things, trying not to look at Ron, who looked rather smug at the change of circumstances, then looked up to find Snape’s eyes narrowed more still as they swept over the things he laid out on the desk.
“Where is your textbook, Potter?” Snape asked softly, his arms folded about him, looking much displeased. “Did you perhaps think that the presence of the scar on your forehead makes you unobliged to bring it? Or perhaps you think you know what to do already, without the book’s aid?”
Malfoy, who was working with Goyle to their left, snorted and nudged his crony. Harry remembered Hermione’s words and swallowed down his words, which were far too red and sharp for the plan they were trying so hard to execute.
“I apologise, sir,” he said, managing to sound relatively polite and stop himself from glowering at the same time, then took a deep breath. “I must have left it in the library yesterday. It’s my fault entirely.”
Neville stared at him. So did Snape. Harry turned to the former.
“Can I share your potions book today, Neville?”
“Sure,” Neville stammered out, then slid it over to him. “Here… here you go.”
“Thank you.” He turned to look back at Snape, who was looking incredulous at the least, almost nervous at the fact that he wasn’t firing a projectile of arrogance back at him. “Sorry to be an inconvenience, sir.”
At this, Snape actually took a small step back, twitching his cape around himself as though putting up a shield of defence, his eyebrows unbending themselves and creeping slowly upwards. Out of the corner of his eye, Harry saw Hermione shoot him a huge grin and give him a very big thumbs-up. Ron looked torn between cringing and clapping, but ended up nodding in approval.
Snape must have been so thrown off-balance by this alarming bout of humility on Harry’s part, that didn’t even give him a reply. He just slid away from their desk with a last thorough look at him, probably deciding he was under the influence of some spell and not being worthy of both his time or his nerves.
“Nice job, Harry,” Hermione said to him over her bubbling cauldron. “See, you can keep your cool if you want to.”
“I nearly didn’t,” Harry replied with a grin, feeling some odd sense of pride from this accomplishment. “But tell me, Hermione, how are you going to put that vial on his desk?”
“Oh, I’ve got that all figured out,” she said rather breezily, dropping powdered porcupine spine into her mixture. “I’ll leave my book here, then come and get it during break, while he’s gone to the staffroom. Or perhaps I’ll just do it when his back is turned. I’ll manage somehow.”
With that Harry couldn’t argue, so he turned back to his potion and met with Neville’s intrigued face.
“What are you up to?” he asked quietly, as they cut and measured. Harry thought there wasn’t any point in elaborating, so he just said:
“We’re trying to be nice to Snape.”
“Nice to Snape?” Neville repeated, pausing with his cutting knife hovering above his cutting board. “Why’s that?”
Harry shrugged, stirring his potion the way it said on the chalkboard. “Nothing much. Thought we’d have some fun and do some good, you know, Neville?”
Neville didn’t look as though he understood, but then he shrugged and nodded.
“That’s… nice,” he murmured thoughtfully, then nothing more was said on the matter, though he didn’t look quite as uneasy as he did before. In fact, he looked slightly impressed.
Everything would have ended nicely and according to plan if Harry and Neville weren’t stationed at that particular desk. Their sleeping draught was slowly turning a bright-purple colour, as was Hermione and Ron’s (when Harry glanced over), when suddenly there was a sound of splashing and Harry was slapped in the face with several globs of his concoction; someone had thrown something into their cauldron.
Goyle was grinning. Malfoy sniggered, then moved a few steps back to his desk.
“Looked like it needed more bat-wing, Potter.” He shrugged. “You’re welcome.”
Harry stepped forward and was about to tell him exactly what he thought of him with his fists, when Neville poked him frantically and said, “Look!”
He turned back just as the huge, purple bubble swelling out of the rim of his cauldron popped; there was a sound like a giant slug being squelched and Neville and Harry were drenched from head to toe in sticky goo. 
There was a gasp, silence, then a few pounding footsteps, rustling of fabric and Snape stood before them with his eyes black and his mouth sneering.
“You idiots,” he began, whipping out his wand as their cauldron gave another sickening squelch and more gunk splattered out. “Did you not read the instructions? Can you two even read?”
“It wasn’t our fault, Professor,” Neville stammered, wiping gunk off his face, looking worriedly at his ruined robes. “Malfoy threw a bat wing into our cauldron. It was coming along so well, too…”
Snape’s eyes flickered to Malfoy, who pulled a face which was obviously meant to look innocent, then back to Harry, who had taken off his glasses and was frowning as he tried to remove the sludge from their surface so he could actually see.
“That’s right, Professor,” he managed, frowning. “We’d followed your instructions, this time.”
From the corner of his eye Harry saw the shape of Hermione draw something out from her pocket, nip backwards a few steps and discreetly place it on Snape’s desk.
Snape didn’t notice anything, still looking furious. He looked at the purple gunk disdainfully, waved his wand, vanishing it off them and the table.
“Five points from Slytherin,” he snapped at Malfoy, then turned to Neville and Harry. “And five from Gryffindor, for the disturbance.”
This was horribly unfair and normally, Harry would have exclaimed and let him know that it was just so, but Harry had a certain mindset now along with Hermione making frantic motions at him from behind Snape’s back, and so he didn’t say a word as he put his glasses back on and stared at him.
“I apologise for the inconvenience, sir.” He pursed his mouth and shot a look at Malfoy, who’s grin wasn’t as prominent, now that he had been put in his place. “Thank you for cleaning the mess up for us.”
This time, Snape certainly looked baffled. He even looked displeased, his lip curling downwards, though Harry had a feeling it was because he had no idea what was going on, rather than him being disgusted at the good upbringing he was no doubt convinced Harry didn’t have. Ron stifled a snigger with his hands. Hermione smiled.
“Yes,” Neville piped up, surprising all of them, as he examined his clean robes. “Thanks for the help, sir.”
Snape stared at him, then shot a glance at Harry, then made a sound similar to an incredulous scoff and waved his hand for the rest to get on with working. The babble of chatter slowly resumed, as did the clinking of vials and hushed muttering of the flames beneath the cauldrons.
Harry watched Snape walk back to his desk with his eyes still narrowed, sit down, apparently lost in thought, then actually look at his desk and pause.
Hermione’s eyes shot a discreet look at the Potions Master and the corner of her mouth couldn’t restrain itself from twitching upwards as Snape picked up the headache draught in two fingers (it was very clearly labelled in block writing, so that it was unable to tell who had written it) and read the label. The trio watched his eyes grow wide as his eyes scanned over it - he was astonished! - then flash upwards with suspicion.
Hermione had already averted her eyes with Ron, pretending to be reading a passage in the book together, and Harry managed to do the same very shortly after, so Snape simply scoured the room and found no potential gifters in any of the gathered. He looked back down to the little blue bottle. He uncorked it, brought it up to his nose hesitantly (probably expecting a lungful of poisonous fumes, Harry thought), then with the same expression lowered it, corked it and carefully placed it back down on his desk.
Like Hermione, Harry couldn’t keep himself from smiling as he watched the Potions Master’s reaction. Snape looked blankly at the vial for a second longer, then a strange expression of bewilderment came over him: he dragged a hand down his face, pinched the bridge of his nose and began to massage his eyes. He looked impressively beaten. More befuddled than Harry had ever seen him, which was strange, for this was nothing but an apparent act of thoughtfulness - it was as though he had no idea how to react to it!
As the class began to unroll their parchments to copy down the writing on the blackboard and add notes, Snape’s eyes kept shooting reluctant glances towards the strange present on his desk. Once or twice he even picked it up with a strange look of calm and intrigue on his face to study it.
Harry couldn’t sit still, and from the looks of it, neither could Hermione and Ron. Ron kept snickering to himself; Hermione was pink with pleasure and often joined him in his quiet outbursts of laughter. Before the lesson was out, all three were in such high spirits that Neville looked unsettled, because whenever he caught their eye they beamed at him richly, then went back to their work smiling.
“Homework,” Snape called at the end of their lesson, back to his dark mood and expression. “I want you to place it on the front table as you walk out. Now, go.”
Harry withdrew his homework from his bag - this, he hadn’t forgotten since Hermione had checked both their bags thrice - along with Hermione and Ron. They packed up, put on their bags, then approached the desk together. All three parchments were unmistakably longer than anybody else’s and almost rolled off the table as they placed them on the pile. 
When they turned to Snape, his face was made of marble.
“See you later, sir,” Ron began. “Good lesson.”
“Have a good rest of your day, Professor Snape,” Hermione added.
“Thanks again for your help, Professor,” Harry finished with a polite nod, then turned and walked out.
As soon as they were out in the corridor and the door was shut, they all burst out, clutched at one another in excitement, hissing out observations and whispering:
“Blimey, did you see his face?” Ron chortled, punching Harry in the arm. “He was absolutely gob-smacked.”
“I bet he feels bad about taking points off you, now,” Hermione added, her teeth gleaming as she grinned. “But listen. In a sense, this is completely worth it.”
“Yeah, we couldn’t get him so out of it any other way if we tried,” Ron added with vehemence. “We’re closer to getting him to quit his job by being decent to him than by being awful. Did you see his face when he picked up Hermione’s vial?”
He pulled a face of bewilderment, doing such a good impression that they all burst out laughing as they rounded the corner, running straight into Professor McGonagall who raised an eyebrow at this buzzing of laughter and jovial mood which they were exhibiting.
“Good morning,” she said to them, clearly looking for an explanation which, unfortunately for her, she wasn’t going to get, for her recipients were having far too much fun in their enigmatical benevolence to provide it to her.
“Good morning, Professor McGonagall,” Hermione sang as they walked past. “You look really nice today!”
“Yeah, enjoy the nice weather, Professor,” Harry added, “while it lasts!”
“Have a good morning,” Ron added as they got out of earshot, then waved and turned back around.
Minerva McGonagall stared after them with her lips pursed, wondering whether to follow them to check whether any charms had been cast on them to put them in such a cheerful spell or to pen this strange enthusiasm as the aftereffect of something ridiculous. The former seemed most likely to be the case, since they had just come out of Potions, and as far as everybody was aware - unless something catastrophic had happened which had temporarily rendered the Potions Master a fool in their eyes - it wasn’t exactly their favourite lesson for obvious reasons.
She made up her mind a moment later, and after twitching the quill she was holding in two fingers, she directed her footsteps towards the dungeons and the Potion’s classroom to find out more about the state of affairs.
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bodhrancomedy · 2 years
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I think one of the things concerning me about the response to Hogwarts legacy and discussing the antisemitism that pervades the entire story is people either apparently not being able to grasp what propaganda is or how it works, or being so desperate to absolve their childhood nostalgia that they’re swarming Jewish, trans, and POC’s comment sections with the most ignorant bad faith comebacks that make me ache for proper education.
“Are you saying that’s what Jewish people really look like? 😈”
No, you fucking waste of skin, I’m saying that a core element of propaganda against marginalised groups is caricature whereupon you take features that are more common among that group (like curly hair and bigger noses for Jewish people, or bigger lips for Black people, or epicanthal folds for Asian people for example) and exaggerate them to invoke feelings of disgust and separation.
These traits are completely positive/neutral on their own until bigots get a hold of their colouring pencils and set them up alongside fabricated or exaggerated slights to “the norm” like accusing Jewish people of killing Jesus or blood-libel or demanding money or stealing children - for fucks sake, Jewish children that could “pass” as Christian were regularly abducted in various time periods like the Ottoman Empire or goddamn Nazi Germany so it’s a projection - to create an image people wouldn’t get out of their heads.
And sometimes these piece of propaganda work their way into folklore and children’s tales because bigotry has a sticking power because you get to feel righteous and strong and we forget where they came from. Some people using goblins in the way JK Rowling did don’t know what they’re using is antisemitic propaganda, but the people whom the propaganda is aimed at have long memories for these things.
You gotta get acquainted with it and with it well so you can survive, so you can get the hell out of Dodge or stand up and face it.
So, once again…
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remysa · 5 months
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Vintage plumbing set~ Hogwarts Legacy conversions to The Sims 4
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Thank You for sharing @sssvitlanz @ivysccfinds @witchysimmer
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syaolaurant · 2 months
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Sometime in their 6th year ~
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Romanticising life at Hogwarts 🤎 Dark Academia
PD: Hi, I'm doing a survey on Aesthetics for my university research, anyone who knows what aesthetics are can answer and I'd be very happy!
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slytherizz · 9 months
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Sebastian Sallow with a Muggle Significant Other Headcanons
Co-authored by @diligentcranberry
Sheepish as he is to admit it, until he met them, Sebastian always felt rather bad for muggles and their lack of magic.
Being rather shocked initially when he realised that this captivating person who has caught his attention is, in fact, not a wizard/witch at all yet they're so bright and clever he is fascinated by them.
Scheming of ways to get around the statute of secrecy when they're first together because being limited from magic in front of them at first feels like torture.
And he wants to impress them and open them up to all these amazing things he knows.
But the more time he spends with them discussing mythology, history, art, and all manner of things challenging his mind in new ways, that need for magic lessens.
Seb, who realises it may not be the magic he craves but the intellectual stimulation from learning and debating.
Initially baffled by their muggle habits and how long everything takes.
Seb who realises how when his partner does something as simple as brewing a cup of tea for him it takes so much more effort, but he swears it makes it taste better.
Sebastian, whose love language is acts of service and wants to take care of the people he loves.
Starts doing things for them the muggle way and expressing that love in the labour of it a flick of a wand can't replicate.
Relishes how heavy their bags are when he insists on carrying them. How their skin puckers when they wash dishes together. How long the journey is when travelling by train and not by floo and all this time they get just to talk and be with eachother.
Experiencing life in a completely different rhythm, he always thought he'd find tedious, but doing it together makes even the mundane seem spectacular.
Sebastian who loves magic and continues to pour over spell books, but his partner opens his eyes to this whole vast world of topics he never knew anything about, and his mind is blown.
He's inhaling anything he can get his hands on science, technology, engineering, and muggles are achieving these incredible things without magic he's not even seen wizards accomplish.
21 year old Seb in 1896 reading a muggle newspaper his partner passes him one morning and finding out about X-rays and radium and he's nothing short of giddy.
Kissing his bemused partner spinning them around wildly because muggles are bloody brilliant and they are the most spectacular of the bunch.
Sebastian who starts using magic less and less at home because his partner makes it seem frivolous.
This has come from mine and Cran's very niche Henry Winters (the secret history) x Sebastian Sallow (Hogwarts Legacy) AU but I think a lot of the headcannons we've been gushing over work for Seb x Muggle!SO regardless.
I'd literally love to hear any other headcannons on this because we have been consumed and loving talking about these.
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versailles-black · 3 months
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My head-canon of when MC captured the two Slytherin’s (Ominis’) attention; Ominis unlike Sebastian did not have an instantaneous moment of when MC took a place in his heart. It was slow, painfully slow as the blind slytherin wasn’t one to let people get close to him easily… however there was a defining moment when he realized that MC has in fact taken residence in his heart. It was at History of magic class. MC like everyone in the classroom, has been lulled to sleep by Professor Binns’ monotonous lecture about the Goblin Rebellion, causing her to accidentally fall asleep on Ominis’ shoulder which jolted the slytherin due to the sudden contact (the poor boy has touch aversion due to his childhood trauma) much to his surprise he found himself relishing in MC’s scent and touch and ultimately deciding to lean on MC, sleeping against each other for the duration of the class.
REPOST! because I stared at it too long and saw everything wrong lmao. 🙃
Seb version here 👈
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minimindi · 4 months
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Microfic May Day 24: elation
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yourbiggestfan2020 · 7 months
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I was cackling at "ssssafety", but then “another Weasley, eh” broke me. 🤣🤣
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myokk · 4 months
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I just feel like these two would be good friends🥹🫶
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jmscornerlibrary · 2 months
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Snape's search history headcanon:
Yes, so hear me out! So basically, if Snape had a phone, his search history would be a huge subject of interest and some sort of trophy to obtain for all those who hate him. Hence:
Harry, Ron and Hermione (after an exhausting attempt and many, many hours of planning) manage to obtain and get into Snape's phone. They're all convinced his browsing history is going to be all creepy and slimy (given he's not wiped it) but instead, when they open it, it goes something like this:
Harry: Got it. Oh, this is going to be good. First one on the list...
Ron:
Hermione: ... "how to be more approachable"?
Harry:
Ron: That's kind of sad, to be honest.
Harry: Scroll down, Hermione.
Ron: Yeah, I bet it's all weird further down.
All three:
Hermione: "...where can happiness usually be found ... ways of tolerating children ... how to be patient ... wholesome fiction with happy ending ... fast, effective headache relief..."
Ron:
Harry:
Hermione: I feel awful.
Ron: Yeah, it's not great. We should probably put this back.
Harry: Yep.
And they end up doing all their homework on time and concentrate in Snape's lessons. Hermione (after dragging Harry and Ron into it) ends up making headache draughts and secretly leaving them on Snape's desk morning and noon. They always say good morning/afternoon whenever they pass him on the corridors and Snape has no idea why the three kids which hate him the most in the school are suddenly going out if their way to excel in his lessons and be nice to him.
(I might actually turn this into a fan fiction, who knows; I love the concept)
Update: The first part is now written and you can find it here. 🍰☕
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