#Hmmmm im split im split

[aghostwithablog]

Babylon is such a weird movie

It's about rags to riches and about times changing but you staying the same it's about betrayal to yourself about betrayal to others about how the 20s were better than the 30s and about how we should do more drugs

It makes me feel like I should be watching silent movies for moral reasons and have an orgy. I loved it and am not convinced by it at the same time. After seeing the trailer you'll never guess where it's going and I'm not sure if I mean that in a good way it has the most disgusting sounding lesbian kiss I can remember seeing but a bomb soundtrack.

It's a party and then it isn't and then it asks you hey remember other movies? Hey remember the party? That was fun huh oh well we don't have fun anymore also have you ever wondered if you're sensitive to flashing images? But it was a good time yk what I mean?

[singeart]

As a fellow x files / voyager enjoyer, I would 8 million percent read a cross over fic and have thought many times about how when voyager showed up in 1996 that ABSOLUTELY fox Mulder would have known about it and found a way to sneak his butt on board.

Plus Scully and Janeway would have so much respect for each other. Please if you ever need a discussion buddy I am free

Yes he would haha! I wonder if him being a canon trek fan kind of breaks things 🤔 or makes them more interesting...like imagine Janeway being suspicious of him because he knows so much about their technology and the Federation 👀

Scully and Janeway teaming up would be an unstoppable force I want to see it! I am head empty but now I know who to go to hehe thank you for offering!! <3

[pepper-steam-milkshake]

i just broke my nail far below the white. fuuuuuuuuck

[planet4546b]

one half of one room packed. house of leaves time :thumbsup:

[khrysos-karnifex]

kinda shocked at how dead the Arknights Ao3 page is. I think I saw somewhere that a good chunk of players mostly play for the story/characters, so you’d think there’d be way more fanfic.

[talxe]

Reading the Iliad, Book 10 thoughts

This is my first time ever reading it and I know next to nothing abt greek mythology so if I interpret anything wrong by all means pls correct me

Im reading the Robert Fagles translation

This book is short but does not lack in the entertainment department

Agamemnon can't sleep bc how can he with the war going the way it is?

So he goes out to find Nestor but as he's doing that he runs into his brother Menelaus who also cannot sleep and is doing the same thing Agamemnon is abt to do

Menelaus pitches the idea that they should send someone to spy on the Trojans. However, he's almost sure that no one is going to want to do this job bc its super dangerous

Agamemnon agrees bc the very thought of Hector is making him sweat hard asf

So they split up to gather a council. Agamemnon says he'll get Nestor and tells Menelaus to grab Ajax (Greater), Idomeneus, Meriones, and Nestor's son.

I don't think they say the name of Nestor's son in book 10 or maybe they said it in an earlier book bc I don't know who tf Nestor's son is lol

But Menelaus asks "Um where tf am I supposed to meet you after I'm done??" I really like how NO ONE clears anything up unless asked too

They decide to meet back at Agamemnon's tent

Agamemnon ends up scaring the shit out of Nestor when he enters his tent.

Nestor's like 80 you can't be scaring him like that😭

Nestor suggests they grab Dio, Ody, Ajax (Lesser), and Phyleus for this meeting too

Then Nestor starts shit-talking Menelaus out of nowhere???? LMAO😭😭

"Ur brother's so fucking lazy lol, we still need to get Ajax and Idomeneus but they're on the other side of camp." -Nestor

Why is he acting like Menelaus hasn't been pulling his weight this WHOLE time? Hello?

Then Agamemnon says "You're right as always buuut Meneluas is doing that very thing as we speak so..."

Menelaus catching strays this book ig

Odysseus gets super pissy at Nestor for waking him up so I'm going to assume he's one of those ppl who are just in a bad mood after being woken up. He doesn't seem to be a morning person at all

Nestor shouts at Diomedes to "WAKE UP." A complete 180 from how he woke up Odysseus btw

"Why are u yelling at me?" - Diomedes

After everyone is rounded up in Agamemnon's tent Nestor presents their plan in a way that really told me a lot abt his character

He's like "Hmmmm I wonder who would be willing to spy on the Trojans for us? It has its risks ofc but think of the glory he'd receive upon his return, all the gifts? All the men will ask him to their feasts" (it's a feast not the fucking prom💀)

I really like the way Nestor says it. I can just imagine having been a young man himself at one point he knows how to play into the egos of the men around him

Diomedes is the first to jump at this opportunity

But Dio says he needs a partner and everyone stands up to volunteer

But he picks Ody

Jump to the Trojan camp: Guess who had the same plan as Menelaus? Hector, they have like, the exact same plan.

Dolon who is just some ugly guy decides he'll be the Trojan spy

Both teams of spies run into each other

And Dolon starts running for his life

Diomedes and Odysseus end up catching this guy and he automatically starts crying

Ody asks him a whole bunch of questions abt their camp

Dolon is the world's worst spy bc he tells them everything and by the end he asks "You guys are going to spare my life now, right?"

And Diomedes just goes "Nah.♥️" and CUT THIS MANS HEAD CLEAN OFF

They loot his body and give the armor to Athena

Anyways they get to the Thracians who are currently asleep and Ody and Dio see that the Thracians have some nice ass horses

Diomedes kills 13 of them while they sleep, one was a king.

Once it's time to go Athena has to come down and tell Diomedes that it is time to stop and go home. (they take to horses)

Apollo watches this whole mission happen and wakes up the Trojans

Dio and Ody make it back to camp, Nestor asks where those nice ass horses and that's the end of the book

[sun-e-chips]

Idk if you've been asked this yet but if you haven't...

does the water park have underground tunnels? Like Disney level underground? Or not? because I know Disneyland uses them to allow cast members to get to their areas without being seen in clashing ones to "preserve the magic" and all that fun stuff (apparently they are longggg walks)

i was just curious if the park had them, and if so would underground races (literally) occur?

Hello hiiiiii @buzzybee3 !!!!!

Interestingly enough in a way the waterpark DOES have underground tunnels but not quite like what Disney has. It’s a water drainage system for all the slides and pools. This way if any “incidents” happen everything can be properly drained and sanitized, and the boys figured out a way to run a water reserve for these exact instances so the watery attraction can be up and running in no time. But everything is still regularly filtered and sanitized regardless, the reserve is just for emergencies. Nothing really for the boys to traverse the park in.

Walking around Sun, Moon and the Tikis freely roam the park as they please so in a way their always in character, but still fairly genuine. (no need for backstage paths) You bringing up cast members made me really want to dive into what life is like for the boys around WB:D

Im trying to think how best to describe Sun and Moon and their work vs leisure time around the park and resort … hmmmm

Though Sun and Moon co-own Waterspark Bay and split up the work, they do favor particular roles.

Sun: More of the financial and legal responsibilities, he handles the business side of running WB. (its all self taught, this stuff is very fun and interesting to him, which is great because it eats up a lot of his free time after park hours). Sun also makes a lot of the big decisions for the park, one example being the major reconstruction/renovations made to Waterspark Bay.

Moon: Very similar to a manager, he manages his team (the tikis) and schedules, the leader in the day to day operational decisions. Most things are reported to him (Moon is the behind the scenes leader, he does a lot of multitasking with meeting guest and park needs throughout the day) My boy is a stickler for safety and rules but having said that he knows how to break them. (What a hypocrite)

(Typing this I’m just now realizing the irony of Suns heavy working hours being at night while Moons is during the day… wow)

The Tikis fill the role of the employees; guest services, cleaning, maintenance, security, all the staff needed to fill those other roles in running a themepark and resort .

The boys still do a lot of guest interactions throughout the day though because they love it! This is where they started, this is the heart of everything they do, connecting with people and making their vacation as magical as possible. It’s the best way to find out what needs improving and to catch issues in need of quick fixes. They want to make that connection with you because it matters to them that you are enjoying yourself and making great memories.

As far as they’re concerned the money that comes from the park is money that goes into bringing a smile to your face!

…

Ok leisure

The boys do follow a schedule, but for the most part they walk around throughout the day wherever they feel they’re needed. They have the luxury to take a break whenever because they are comfortable and confident in the routine they built and if needed Sun and Moon could take an entire day off because the Tikis get the drill. (Moon would probably still be peeking at Tiki updates because he just can’t help it)

Yes even if they were on a break guests will still approach them wanting to talk, ask questions or take photos but they don’t mind they’re always happy to interact. (If the boys really wanted a break they know how to get it, empty resort rooms, in-between closed dinning hours, low guest traffic times, staff/maintenance areas etc.) but I would say they do most of the approaching to guests, people walk up to them maybe around 15 times a day which isn’t a lot. And guests typically don’t approach if Sun or Moon are currently talking to someone. *wink *wink

(Thank you so much for your questions and letting me ramble haha)

[littlebluentebook]

Alastor x Reader pt.6

A/N Oh my goodness! I didn't expect the story to get this much attention! Im going to do some sort of second story where Alastor and the reader are in hell. If theres no objections I'll also feature some helluva boss characters (just to advance the plot!)

I am very sorry for not updating! I went out of town, nearly broke my hip, got sick, and started a new job all in the last 2 weeks. I should be able to post once every three days now :)

Thank you to everyone reading the story! I love sharing my ideas and feel free to reach out if there are any stories you want to see!

TW-Animal Blood(?)

Chapter 7

You woke up in Alastor's arms. It wasn't on purpose! You both had agreed to split the bed, pride getting in the others way. Apparently, somewhere in the night you each reached for the other. Not minding the extra warmth, you fell back asleep. There was no point in moving away; you liked him, he was comfy, and kept you warm. The second time you woke up, the sun was bright and the bed was empty. Worried you checked the clock to make sure you hadn't overslept to open the shop. You had forty five minutes to get the store open. Not as much time as you would have liked, but also not anything too out of your range.

"Ah! My sleeping beauty, glad you're now awake!" a voice said from the doorway. Alastor? You thought he had left. "Come now! I have made us breakfast."

Alastor could cook. Breakfast tasted like it was picked up from a five star restaurant on the more expensive side of town. Over breakfast he told you that he was unable to leave such a beautiful person alone and you needed the rest from the previous night. He actually didn't leave you at all that day.

He sat talking with you in your shop keeping well mannered company. Alastor would never admit it, but he absolutely loved listening to you talk. He spent so much time talking on the radio it was nice to finally be listening to others. He never really cared for sewing but asked you questions about how you did certain things and complimenting your stitch work. He also would assist you while you worked; measuring, flipping things right side outing grabbing fabric as needed. He liked feeling useful to you and watching you work on something you were passionate about.

:Thank you so much for your help today Allie."

"Allie?" He tilted his head like a puppy hearing 'no' for the first time.

"Yeah! Like a nickname," you beamed at him. Alastor mulled the name over in his head before deciding it was okay when it rolled off your tongue and into his ears. No one else could ever be allowed to call him Allie aside from you.

"Hmmmm. Alright" He was at a loss for a nickname truly just wanting to call you his. "Why don't we go and fetch ourselves dinner. I know the most exquisite place!"

"that would be lovely!" Your demeanor was much calmer than your racing thoughts. First, Alastor had stayed the night and made breakfast. Secondly he spent the entire day with you. And now he wanted to take you to dinner! You felt like a romance character from the books you had read and heard stories of.

He had helped you close the shop, took your arm in his (it was the only way you two ever walked together) and he led the way to the restaurant.

It was a nice place with candles and flowers on the table. There was a live band playing softly to entertain guests as they dined.

Alastor was sweet and kind with you, he made excellent recommendations about what drinks to try and meals to order. You both split a cake together for dessert. The night was wonderful, absolutely perfect! The only thing that there you off was the way in which Alastor ordered his steak.

"Alastor!" you had whisper-yelled "that cow is so undercooked I can still hear it moo-ing in the fields. Do we need to have the waiter take it back for just a moment longer?"

"Haha oh no darling! I just enjoy my cut of meat like this. It holds so much more flavor!" You gave him a quizzical look swearing you had just seen blood dark as your wine pool on the plate.

When your night had come to an end, Alastor had walked you home and kissed your cheek. It had left you red and blushing thinking about it as you slept.

The next morning you had awoken ready to start your chores. You folded the blanket and pajamas that Alastor had borrowed and cleared a drawer for the items to reside in. Today you had a new activity you hadn't done in years.

You walked down the stairs leading to your shop and to the circular display table at the center of your shop. Grabbing the wilted flowers and vase you got to work and put them in your oven to dry them out. You loved keeping gifts, flowers were beautiful but difficult to keep but you made it work.

The entire day you were all that was on Alastor mind. He simply could not get enough of you despite spending the entire day together before. He was talking to his mother about the feeling and how he had never experienced it, unsure of what to do he was searching for advice. His mother was not helping the situation, she merely laughed at him. "Oh Al, why don't'cha go onna date together and court the poor thing!" What if you didn't like him back? What if he made a total fool of himself. His mother could sense his worries, "well whoever can put up with ya for a full day definelty doesn't not like you." She pinched his cheeks and went back to cooking for the both of them

[roseamongroses]

something about the history of spider-byte's name (and intial lack therefore of a last name) is calling to me. like even now that margo has a last name, ppl still don't recognize her civilian identity bc of how little screentime she had and the brevity of the comic appearance.

hmmmm ok i've marinated. idk much about tech so take the terms with a grain of salt and just focus on the emotional story. think i have some headcanons:

margo lives in a society where it's common to use virtual reality to escape/ experience life but margo is actually one of the more extreme cases of this escapism

she's friendly with others, something doesn't seem to be wrong, but her peersknow she's always connected to the vr/always online. they don't notice how little they know about her home life or about her, despite her being familiar with everyone else.

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and this disconnect only becomes worst once she takes on the mask of spider-byte. helping people in the way she's always desired to be helped is fufilling, but it doesn't take long for margo to become lost in her online persona.

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the longer she spends as spider-byte, the more the two worlds blur. and once she gains the ability to physically manifest her avatar, her spider abilities begin to transfer into her irl body

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at first margo was excited about this change. she could finally be the hero she wanted to be inside and outside of her vr- headset, but she quickly discovers that her bodily automony is being manipulated.

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sometimes her skin glitches, changing into a rainbow of colors without her say-so (she'd have to fake sick to avoid questions from her peers/parents) . sometimes when she splits her avatar her body doesn't immediately return and if it does it never feels the same. as if data is missing.

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but most obvious is that her understanding of humanity--of herself changes. not in a cruel way, but she feels an alienation from human connection that she'd never experienced before. she saves the day, not because of her childhood desire to do good, to be saved and save others, but because it is her avatar. it is her purpose as spider-byte, not the dream of margo kess.

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it's when margo catches herself refering to herself spider-byte, even when she was outside of vr relaxing that she begins to investagate further.

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she begins to question her relationship with the cyber crime police department and how easily they accepted her" "vigilatism"/ eventually she tracks down conversations between the department and an unknown scientist/ leading cyber security company. i'm thinking of this being her "doc oc" connection, but im open to other villian parallels tbh

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the thing is this "doc oc" knows that margo has been tracking them . they think its funny. they're facinated with their experiement and are very willing to play along with the investagation as long as they get to observe their subject.

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the fact that margo got "bit" was part coincidence. the program/ bug was sent out to find a suitable host. someone isolated, someone online for long hours to properly conduct the experiement, someone who had the need to escape and become something more.

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it could've been anyone. they were meant to be corrupted entirely by the program, only leaving behind a husk irl as they accepted their new reality. but margo was different her need to do good was so great that it redirected the prgrams goals entirely. allowing for her persona of a hero to infliratrate her real life and vice versua in a way "doc oc" had never seen before

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doc oc at first wanted to let margo live as a hero . but her changing the bug--resisting its intended purpose intrigued them more. it wasn't enough to collect data on the experiement spider-byte anymore. now doc oc needed to break her. to rebuild her and understand what makes her so special

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and this back and forth does mean margo loses a lot. some days she doesn't even remember her last name. but she's motivated now to reclaim her life, her heroism, and make sure no one else is taken advantaged ;like this again

[goobie-goo]

i got a $50 amazon gift card—should i buy political nonfiction books (im worried they might get banned), clothing, or misc. (merch, plushies, etc.)?

i plan on getting my mom a gift too but i wanna make sure she’ll like it n all

hmmmm i would split it!! maybe get one of each? like a book or two and some misc! me personally i like to get clothes in person cause sometimes amazon sizes are weird (might just be me tho! follow ur dreams)

oo do you know what kinda things she likes? if so see if you can find one with good reviews thats kinda cheap

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

lea my beloved!! super excited to see you play in the space of your hermie rouges gallery au!!!

is da joker still the main persona or is it more evenly split? and which is your favorite rogue for hermie to play as?? :0

HI SEI HIIII !!!

hmmmm da joka is a classic, however i am looking at a more even split between the rogues! i also want to tweak the plot pacing to allow for more time dedicated to exploring each of the different villains, since there’s so much potential for themes and jokes to be had. by nature of how im shifting hermie’s origin i have clayface slated as the “main” persona simply because that’s how hermie is able to shift into all his others! however like i said i want an even split for story purposes lol

in terms of FAVORITE rogue… selfishly i would say poison ivy bc that one involves my beloved erin o’niel <3 however when it comes to themes i REALLY like clayface simply because of how it allows me to focus on HERMIE and his emotional arc as well as its logistical function!

ty for the ask sei ily sei :3

[iridescentis]

could you maybe tell me about one of your ocs pretty please 🥺🥺

YIPPEE :D yes i can!!!

hmmmm which one is the question

ooo i know!! okay okay since you didn't specify a fandom im gonna go with one that isn't for a fandom, just for me hehe

i have an oc who technically has no name but has chosen to call itself vivian, they are a soul suspended in space who desperately wants to have a life on earth but hasn't been incarnated yet. it has a very chaotic, impish kind of nature, not fully understanding what it means to be human but they love the idea of being alive

their backstory is, while watching earth from space, it falls for a girl who lives in a very hostile and unwelcoming village town, being tortured and ostracised by them. it sends itself in the form of a star to hit earth, killing her and all the people, and accidentally splitting the world into infinite universes where vivian and the girl (called sera) find each other over and over :)

it uses they/it and has many different versions because they exist in a multiverse where souls are reincarnated into different worlds of their choosing. their most common features are royal blue hair and a sort of spindly anatomically incorrect build but the rest depends on which version of it you're looking at

they also hear the voices of the dead and unborn souls who are all pissed at it for ending the original world :D and not all versions of vivian remember so it's normally driven mad by voices they don't understand :D i love torturing my ocs

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Vega Latest Audio Thoughts

Im going to put in under the cut for those who can't listen yet and don't want spoilers. (Ik that feeling.)

MY HUSBAND IS BACK FINALLY I MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!! I love him and i want him to step on me im so fucking glad hes here im sobbing

I feel like Warden is settling more into their personality now. At first they kinda gave off a timid vibe since they were trying to fit in with humans and not appear as a threat. Then there was that moment they snapped at him. When they get frustrated, they lash out. And here we see it again. Vega is shooting down their ideas, so they call him stubborn instead of considering why he's shooting them down. It's his fault.

He calls them Darling when he's not upset with them or something. Then it turns into "My Warden" I'll be your anything.

Vega my poor baby had to go through so much. I'll kiss his boots to make him feel better.

ALSO THE LORE MMMMM!! DELICIOUS

Vega had to fight in the cocophany and he emerged before then. And he was one of the voices that spoke out. He's definitely old. Also does that mean that he was one of the first rebelling demons? (Wouldn't it be daemons then since everyone was a daemon until the sovereigns split and then the serenity and empathy kept the term daemon in rememberance of the sacrifice?)

What cost did daemons have to pay to feed? O.o

So the meridian didnt exist until the sovereigns formed it? But before then, they were running experiments on humans... so wouldnt aria have eclipsed or whatever with elegy?

He severed a Sovereign's spellsong? O.o (hmmm wonder where we heard that term before... HMMMM)

HELL YEA LETS GO TO CLOSEKNIT AND FUCK SHIT UP

What stronger power? The sovereigns im guessing. Or what if this is where Hush comes into play? We know he's prolly strong as long as there's a conduit.

Plot twist, Blake's listener's death is going to be at the hands of Vega somehow. Blake did say their death was coming and he was out of time. First listener death owo? (/hj)

Vega baby, im like a face hugger. You can't get rid of me. Stop fucking trying. Morals dont exist in our love. Lets murder children idc. JUST LET ME LOVE YOU

Wait... we weren't in Dahlia this entire time? WHERE TF ARE WE?

Outside of simping... I wanna talk about the manipulations

The whole complicit thing? It's a subtle urging them to stay. He's told them everything that he plans to do. Even if they choose to leave, they're still incriminated. They're tied to him and his actions.

Firsthand accounts are difficult to give without making the other party feel a sense of guilt. Kind of survivor guilt type of things. Did you feel like you needed to apologize as if you were at fault? Not just from sympathy? Well there you go.

There's more but im too feral to remember.

[crushedsweets]

In my world the operator and slenderman are two separate entities. The operators goal is simply to cause madness. It feeds on fear and anger so it only wants to invoke such emotions. The slenderman wants control over the humans and to study them as a whole because it finds them fascinating. It will try to mimic the behaviours of those it watches. In my lore they are similar in design. The operator has a tree like texture to its skin and is much taller than the slenderman. While the slenderman has indents in its face area to sort of mimic where eyes and a mouth would go. They are of the same species but because of their different goals, they evolved differently with how they affect those around them. I could keep going but I think this is more than enough of a ramble. I'm gonna start signing off with something since I keep dropping lore to you, if that's okay. -🎃 or 🍂 (whichever you prefer)

HIII I got ur second message too don’t stress abt spamming me I love getting asks and stuff !!! I I just forget to reply and get busy (give me roughly 1-2 business days unless it’s an art req)LOL ALSO IM GONNA CHIOSE 🍂CUZ ITSCUTE OK ok now I will reply properly

I super like the idea of them being the same species and just kinda fucking around w their own ideas n wants etc etc. it kind of reminds me of 2015 era zalgo vs slenderman stories LOL which I didn’t care for much back then …

My main cursioity now is probably the logistics of like… if they’re a species as a whole instead of just one entity, are there more ??! Why isn’t the operator capable of just tearing things down etc etc… why r these dudes IN SUITS ⁉️⁉️⁉️ jk but srsly LOL

I think I wanna lean more into those ideas of like one being or deity or something.. maybe creating them or splitting off into two and then slendy and operator r “born” seperstely but from the same roots hmmmm… sort of (?) like some sibling rivalry ranging back thousands of years. IDK my shift starts in 4 mins LMFAOOA but seriously I’m into this idea . Maybe just stick w them both wanting to keep paranormal stuff at bay from the public eye but slenderman has no ulterior motive while operator wants that whole control thing hmmmmmmm

I’ll admit I feel quite cringe in this moment but I just love little like world building things. So much fun. I need to get on a google doc soon. LOL OK I NEED TO CLOKC IN NOW BYE THANK U FOR ASK ILL HOPEFULLY EXPAND ON THIS MORE LATER BYEEE

[tunabesimpin]

🐟 EVENT CLOSED! 🐟

Thank you everyone who joined the event! Feel free to make your own inspired pieces still if you'd like! However, the RSVPs are now closed! ^o^ Asks will be closed until I've finished the current reqs [28]! Feel free to DM me if you have any concerns!

I'm so glad so many people enjoyed this event >V< tho now i gotta figure out how to squeeze 58 people in one photo- LMAOOOOO Either gonna be a tight fit, or i may split things into two separate pieces (OCs & Canon)

Im ngl im super glad yall were able to enjoy and take part!!! YALL ARE SO KIND AND LOVELY!!!

Also i will now reveal a HINT at what the surprise Tuna has in store: It has to do with the canon attendees and specific themed outfits! What outfits? Hmmmm I wonder~? >v6

[vigilskeep]

Hey. What did you mean about Alistair falling for an Orlesian? I did not catch that in the most recent blur of posts.

hi sorry LMAO i split half the breakdown into vee’s dms so it may have been confusing on the dash

i am talking about ultimate sacrificing minerva and therefore creating an orlesian warden for awakening, who i am cautiously calling rené caron and by the way, i would love that to be a place of origin and not a straight surname, even though caron is a straight surname and means beloved which is cute. but i’m TRYING to create a human commoner origin here. i might pretend caron is a place and call him rené of caron. rené du caron? i like the sound of that but is that good french i’ve been putting considerable effort into actively forgetting the language. du or de. whichever. caron could also be the name of the warden who recruited him or something, that he took to honour them. i’d still like him to be rené caron of somewhere, in that case. i’ll examine the map. hmmmm.

ANYWAY. i haven’t totally decided on him being a man even we’re not really there yet im just building a little guy in my mind rn. kader is also still on the table technically, including starring-yrsa-aeducan-as-kader, but my point is that the orlesian warden-commander would be as the kids say single and ready to mingle, so i can really pair them with anyone i want. which is more power than i should ever have. alistair better get in here quick if he even wants a shot theres all these cute awakening wardens