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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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I love the look of roman bricks that were scavenged and recycled into later buildings. I want that aesthetic in the cat's way.

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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Got my goodies from @shuaketravelszine !! It was such a pleasure to work on this zine, and I'm blown away by everyone's contributions!

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Oh snap, look what just got announced! 👀✨

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I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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surely a good sign

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I wish this necklace was the real deal.

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

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FC2WEB is shutting down on june 30th and i'm honestly kind of at a loss for words for how much a devastating blow to japanese web culture/literally any kind of independent blogging history/sites for like any indie projects before the 2010s/just fucking everything this is going to be

i'm trying to back up what i can on the internet archive on my own, but this is comparable to the loss of geocites/a library of alexandria situation

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Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.

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my humor 2016

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just when you think youre cured. here comes the Blond Man again

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Take it...we fight as one.

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Fandom: Metaphor: ReFantazio Characters/Pairing: Louis Guiabern/Hythlodaeus V | More, Junah Cygnus & Louis Guiabern Rating: M Warnings: None Wordcount: 3032 Other Tags: Pre-Canon, Age Difference, Power Dynamics, Seduction, No Smut, Unhealthy Relationships, Spoilers, Metaphor: ReFantazio Spoilers, Pining, Possibly Unrequited Love, Sexual Tension, Emotional Manipulation, Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse, Ambiguous Relationships, Drama, Doomed Relationship, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, letting an alarmingly younger man try and hit because maybe he'll kill you, Flower Symbolism Summary: At once Louis misses it—misses being looked at at all, truly commanding Hythlodaeus’s attention again even for a moment—so much it hurts, the open wound of his yearning aching for relief even as a wave of nausea tightens his throat. Pathetic, he thinks, though in the moment he’s not sure which of the two of them it describes better. — Six years after the attack on the prince, recently promoted Colonel Louis Guiabern is reluctantly invited back to the royal palace. He tries to make the most of an unexpected encounter.

come get your pathetic middle aged man age yaoi idk what else to say about this one