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i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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last night I conceived of a truly diabolical plan of pointless and petty evil and I shall have such fun putting it into action. a little birthday present to myself.

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palestine fundraisers that reached out to me

vetted:

@ahmed-elhabil

@yasermohammad

@savemohammedsa

@mahmoidsy

@salman-1990

@nourasissue-4

@ahmad-syam6

@mohmoud-j

@abedhilles

@aboodalqedra10

@s-sa-mo

@ahmedalnabih54

@youseffamily

@ahmaedworld1

@imtithalcrusadecreator

not vetted:

@majedalgherbawi

@joyfultidalwaveobject

@randasalem75

@ahmeddani3

@selenagh64

@mohammedswaierh

@banan202

@kawlafamily44 (unsure about this one so if anyone can tell me if its vetted or not please do)

@shimashaheen89

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Please don't skip my message 🍉🇵🇸 to our honorable people in the world My name is Abdul Rahman from Gaza.. I lost everything in life.. My wife was martyred and my child and I were injured by a missile that fell on us.. My life was completely destroyed and I was severely injured all over my body especially my legs.. The missile tore my wife apart while she was carrying our child.. I ask for your support to start my life anew and overcome the tragedy I am going through.. Please help me with any amount no matter how small to treat my injury and my child's injury and get out of the Gaza Strip and start a better life.. And spread my campaign and my story so that everyone can see it 🍉🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸

Vetted by 90-ghost

^^^

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what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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Hello my friend ❤️ I'm Hadeel, my husband needs blood. Urgent for a foot surgery 🙏😒😭😭😭. We are facing death. My children are about to lose their father. 💔🍉🙏😭😭😭Please my friend, your small donation will save the lives of my husband and children. Ayman and Yasser suffer from asthma, and my tent was bombed and burned. ⛺️💔💔💔We have no shelter. Please save our lives 😭😭😭😭✅️My number has been verified by @gazavetters, my number in the list is (#216)✅️

https://gofund.me/66b0d0b0

^^^^

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

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help

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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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