#Hiveswap headcanons

[vikkirosko]

Saw your requests were open, so I thought I might shoot my shot.

I’ve recently gotten really into Homestuck, in massive part because of the HiveSwap FriendSim and PesterQuest games (god I love them), which lead me down the slippery slope; and I’m in LOVE with the Jade Bloods.

So, kindly, may I request for some HC’s with a human reader who convinces their chosen Jade Blood to try this human invention called, “Cuddling”.

Asking for Bronya, Lynera, Daraya and Lanque.

Headcanons Cuddling

💚 Bronya Ursama x human!Reader 🍼

Your appearance in Bronya's life was unexpected for her. You were an outsider, an alien who ended up in her house. But you weren't going to hurt anyone. You were a friendly and open person who was eager to learn more about a planet you didn't know and about those you met. Especially about Bronya, which you were particularly interested in

Over time, you began to spend a lot of time with her. You hid when it was necessary, because you were much weaker than most trolls and you could easily have been killed. You were happy to help her with grubs and just chat with her. Bronya liked how open you were in communication and you didn't hide any secret motives. You just liked her

On one of the quiet days, I told her that you wanted to teach her one thing that is being done on your home planet. You assured her that it wasn't dangerous. Only after that Bronya calmed down and allowed you to do what you wanted. She was surprised when you hugged her. You claimed that this was how humans expressed their support, their feelings and closeness

The hug was a bit unexpected for her, but Bronya wouldn't say it was anything unpleasant. She liked feeling the warmth of your hands. She felt like she could relax for a little while, knowing that she was safe

💚 Daraya Jonjet x human!Reader 🖤

You and Daraya met in an abandoned shopping mall. She came there periodically when she wanted to be alone, and you came there after seeing an interesting place. She watched you curiously looking at the abandoned shops. She didn't think you were dangerous, so she talked to you. You were a strange but friendly alien

You started seeing each other in an abandoned shopping mall. She told you about brooding caverns, and you told her about Earth, your home planet. Your planet was very different from Alternia, but Daraya loved listening to your stories. You knew that you were unlikely to return home, so you were glad that you weren't alone. Daraya told you about how cruel Alternia was. Listening to her, you realized more and more that she needed support, because there was little you could do to help her change the planet

When you saw that she was sad, you suggested that she try one of the ways that humans use to feel better. Daraya looked at you thoughtfully, but agreed. You hugged her, causing surprise on Daraya's face. It was the first time she had felt something so warm and soothing

She wasn't sure exactly what you were doing, but she liked the warmth she felt. It was not only physical warmth, but also mental. Your hugs couldn't get her out of all her problems, but you could at least help her feel better a little bit

💚 Lanque Bombyx x human!Reader 🌷

When Lanque first saw you, he immediately noticed that you were different from the trolls. You were an alien, and because of that, you aroused his interest. He wasn't shy about flirting with you, but you talked to him like you were just friends. Lanque was wondering how long you would be able to maintain this attitude, so he continued to communicate with you

You told him about your home planet with a smile, and he listened while continuing to flirt with you. He liked your sincerity. It was like a challenge to him. Bronya asked him several times not to cross the line with you, but he wasn't going to listen to her

One day when you were spending time together, you told him that you wanted to show him something that humans often do. Your words interested him, so he agreed to find out what you wanted to show him. You asked him to close his eyes, which interested him even more. When he felt your warmth, he opened his eyes. You hugged him, with a sincere smile on your lips

You called it a hug. He felt the warmth of your human's body. Usually, such intimacy entailed something more, but you just hugged him. You claimed that it showed care and affection. Lanque wasn't sure why you were doing this, but he even liked being in your arms. It seemed to make you closer

💚 Lynera Skalbi x human!Reader 🔪

When Lynera first saw you, she tensed up. You often talked to Bronya and it really bothered her, but when you met Lynera, all your attention turned to her. This caused her surprise and misunderstanding. For some reason, you liked spending time with her more than with the wonderful Bronya. However, at some point, she realized that she didn't mind it either

You were friendly and open. You were ready to listen to her when she needed it and showed a keen interest in her and her life. Lynera was pleased to know that she had someone she could trust. You were there for her when she was happy and when she was sad. She could trust you with her emotions and feelings

When you came to her, you saw that she was crying. It wasn't the first time, but this time she cried harder than usual. You didn't know exactly what happened, but you knew you couldn't stay away. You hugged her, wanting to give her some support. Lynera froze, not knowing what to expect, but your hugs distracted her from sadness and tears

You told her that these were hugs and humans used them when they wanted to show affection or provide support. You didn't know what her problems were, but you sincerely wanted to support her. It was really important to her. She calmed down a little and you could discuss what happened, but you were in no hurry to let her go, realizing that she might still need your support

[radioactive-dyke]

You should draw zebruh

and give headcannons pretty please 🤑🤑

HI CHERRI okay ! ^_^

zebruh codakk headcanons ! i didnt draw him cuz i . forgot

hes been my f / o for like 2 years ? ish ?? so um ueah

these are mega woke and make no sense to anyone but me HEADCANONS UNDER CUT yay

i project a lot uhhh no mean comments or ill die

this is kind of an au ? i dunno lusus’ are like their parents and thats kind of it lol

hes autistic with bpd and cptsd

has the kind of self esteem issues that just make him an ass . hes actually pretty sad if you talk to him for a while

super clingy , love language is touch and gift giving . absolutely adores any kind of gentle physical contact as hes never really experienced it :-(

almost never brushes his hair , somehow its never super messy

smells super nice . people who say he smells bad are WRONG . you think lowbloods would believe hes an ally if he was GREASY . NO

age regresses due to meltdowns / flashbacks , galekh is his caregiver ^_^

doesnt like binding so he usually doesnt

definitely dont ask me to go more in depth about anything ! i will be so normal ! ( lying )

[ghastly-enby-lover]

Hiveswap Headcanons

Author's Note: I know some of these are probably already accepted by the fandom but, I love thinking about them. It will range from headcanons about the trolls, to claspects or quadrants.

I like to think aspects could be ruled by the main aspect of the true sign. For example Tagora is a space aspect and the true sign teal blood aspect is mind so then his Space aspect would be ruled by Mind Aspect. (Tbh I mostly got that idea from optimisticduelist but, I do mine a little different. I don't think the true signs class effects the interpretation of their sign.)

Trolls whose sign has any animalitic features have more animalistic features. It could be their ears, shape of the eyes, teeth, nails or horns.

Trolls of a lower blood caste are warmer while troll of a higher blood caste is colder.

I like seeing the Black Quadrant more as a motivator compared to just hate sex. Like a person you hate so much that you strive to become better to spite them or to rub it in their face.

Trolls can 100% purr and I will fight people who say otherwise.

I headcanon Skylla as a Mage of Time, Tagora is Knight of Space and Zebruh as a Bard of Doom. I want to do a whole paper on why I think these classes and my on take how classpects work

Tbh that's all I can think of for now but, I will for sure make another Headcanon list when I get my creative juices flowing again. Thanks for listening to my silly little rambles

[loboto-bear]

*kneeling at a shrine to you* please my lord, may i have some fozzer headcanons, any of them (not specific for anything jusst whatever comes to mind)

Sure :)))

Let’s go! Quick fire Fozzer hcs:

For starters, in case you haven’t gathered already, I hc Fozzer as being from the equivalent of troll Russia, because of his namesake and way of speaking

This is also why I draw him so fuzzy, as he’s essentially a type of troll built for the cold (there are plenty of fuzzy bugs too)

I also hc him to be very tall

I’ve always headcanonned his lusus to be a mix between a bear and a moth. This is both an aesthetic choice, and a choice linked to his name origin

I think he’s very smart and well educated, he may even have a degree, but people often think he’s dumb because of his appearance

Similarly, he’s quite well read- he probably collects books too

He has a lot of mediocre talents, such as drawing, writing, singing, and sewing

I took the ‘practicing orthodox decompositionist’ bullet point from his troll call seriously and believe he had a religious upbringing (I mean, he does call the Reader a Judas), hence why I made his ancestor a priest

I also think his hive looks like a beaten up chapel

I have a very specific hc that he used to have sharp fangs, but they got snapped off

I don’t think he’s as kind as he lets on. His route suggests he’s actually pretty self-serving

He can see and hear ghosts, he just refuses to acknowledge them. I also think he has slight psychic control over metal

He’s a Page of Heart

I think his passion for burying bodies comes from a place of superstition and spirituality

He’s a tea guy and rarely touches coffee

He can play the accordion (or troll equivalent)

He’s good with children

He has an interest in ballet, though he’s too big and clumsy to do it himself

He has a serious sweet tooth

He’s very emotional (I personally see him as Autistic)

Those are all the ones I can think of right now, but keep checking back, as I might add more.

Also, if you want to see my hcs and characterisation in action, please feel free to check out my fics Warmer Hues and Lost and Found (even though the latter in unfinished).

[dammarchy211]

what are your headcanons/thoughts on dammek? he doesn't make much of an appearance in hiveswap yet so i wanted to know what you think of him! (especially since u really seem to like him lol)

BRO I am THE Dammek guy lemme tell u. It’s kinda hard to condense all of my thoughts I’ve had about him in that like, 5 year time period were hiveswap was my main interest but fhkgkh-

Dammek is the trans guy who never washes his binder and sticks his head under the bathtub facets and washes his hair with hand soap instead of taking a shower. He’s incredibly smart when it comes to planning and engineering but even without even meeting him yet he comes off as weird insecure guy.

I’ve always held the interpretation that the controllingness over Xefros comes from a place of paranoia and dependence on him, and it’s Xefros’s own interpretation that it’s because he thinks he isn’t capable or dumb or smth. Which isn’t Xefros’s fault bc I ALSO think Dammek is the LEAST DAMN COMMUNICATIVE GUY EVER. Exactly the type of person to go “ooh you shouldn’t play area stickball because sports are so stupid.” When he actually just doesn’t want Xefros to Die. I hope (or if it never comes out personally interpret) Dammek’s arc as unlearning that, and just learning to be an open and cooperative person, which is really likely as Joey describes Jude as “stupidly self assured” (unlike Xefros). I think some of Dammek’s more covert toxicity in his relationship with Xefros was kinda lost in the writers switch between act 1 and 2, as a looot of the subtlety was as well. Some parts talking about Dammek are a bit dumbed down to be like, “Dammek mean to Xefros” but it doesn’t take away much from my own personal interpretation so whatever. I personally interpret Dammek as autistic (as I do the entire main four lmaoo), I could go into this waaay more in depth but one thing I wanna point out is his fixations on both things and people shown by what Xefros says about him and just, the state of some of the mad scribbling around his hives lmaoo. I think we’re gonna find that Dammek is really not as cool or even as good at social interactions as Xefros seems to prop him up to be. I think Dammek is the kind of person to deflect to being mean when he’s nervous in strange situations, which Xefros takes as being “tough” since He usually defaults to freezing or fauning haha

Okay that’s all before I go too insane<3 bye

[bonezaw]

Hiveswap headcanon of the day: Dammek MUST throughly sniff each food item before consuming it. Why? I don't know, but it'd be hilarious. Example:

XEFROS: hello! i accidentally made an eXtra sandwich, want one?

DAMMEK: yeah sure. waittt. hold on *SNIFF sniff sniff SNIFF* okay cool. ttthanks dude

[swarmishstrangers]

If your still taking qrting requests can you do something like Fucshia Mallek with little diver MSPAR just imagine it

DUDE. FUSCHIA MALLEK IS SUCH A FUN THOUGHT TBH???

Like okay. I still imagine him to be involved with some sort of tech no matter what blood caste he would be in. So it's no different for my thoughts on Fuschia Mallek. Except ofc he's got WAYY more to see and can get his hands on any piece of information not even seen to the publics eye (stuff Tyzias would kill to get her hands on.)

Dreads about much more things in this position of caste. Not only does he dread space, what he dreads the most is the final fight with the Condesce. Even having the highest power one could possibly have on Alternia he does a lot of dreading. He knows that the odds are against him when that time comes where he's put up against the Condesce. He knows he's most likely going to get culled and the suffering of trolls will go on..but he can't help but feel he has a fighting chance. Maybe. He has a small sliver of hope.

I imagine most trolls know next to nothing about him. He has no social media's, he doesn't venture outside even in the ocean very much. Doesn't really talk to too many people. Ya know. Liking to keep a low low low profile. Obviously he has obligations to fill and handles very boring and menial shit someone in his position of power is supposed to deal with he supposes. But even being a fuschia blood it doesn't mean he can just. Snap his fingers and make everything good on Alternia, stopping the mass cullings, and stopping the suffering of lower castes. Unfortunately he doesn't have full power as he isn't the Condesce and she mostly has a say in everything. And there's no way in hell she would even consider the thought of letting up on lower castes so. That's dead in the water (hah)

But he doesn't increase the suffering either, in fact I'd say he was able to wiggle in some very very minor changes that were mostly to improve quality of life.

Oh yeah and now he has a little over more than 13 piercings. Some extras, ya know how cerulean Mallek and how some people like giving him snake bites? Well as a fushia he's got Shark bite piercings along with some conches, a bridge piercing, and a Nasallang piercing.

With those general headcanons about Fuchsia Mallek out of the way onto the rest of your request (sorry for the rambling lmao)

I REALLY love the thought of this Fushia blood Mallek and Mspar being friends, him being a Fushia instead of a Cerulean definitely changes their dynamic quite a bit and it's fun to imagine the possibilities.

If you liked how casual Mspar treats things imagine the absurd sorta casual air they have whenever they met and became friends with Mallek. Considering the heiress in the original Hiveswap seemingly had little to no knowledge of Mspar or maybe didn't even believe an alien really existed. Mallek I imagine as little as anyone notices him in particular due to a lack of general presence, he still manages to keep up with all that's going on. The heiress may not acknowledge their presence but much like Cerulean Mallek he knows they're there. But he has no intentions of obeying the "kill aliens on sight" rule.

Yeah even Fushia Mallek believes that Mspar being an alien is a rouse, believing them to also being a robot at one point.

As for general headcanons regarding them both:

🔱 Felt kinda weird to be in the presence of someone who's considered one of the highest importance and then seeing them be so...chill. And also just casually hanging out with him. Mspar can def get down with it though, Mallek certainly does. He's glad to have a friend like them and he doesn't feel so alone.

⚜️ THE coldest skin. I imagine he's got a lot of heaters around his place. Whenever Mspar was given a hoodie of his, putting it sent shivers all over from the lack of warmth and overpowering cold. I imagine the blood color and sign definitely makes things WAY more interesting as well. Since Mallek used this as well as making other things to better protect Mspar when they venture out, imagine how much stronger this message is to other trolls when it's Fushia Mallek.

🔱 Mallek sometimes can't hang out due to being busy with some important heir related things. But he does like those times where they wait anyways at his place and they hang out when he finished.

⚜️ Mspar likes to show him some of the different shells and stones they thought were neat from the waters and beaches. He likes to gift them beach themed things and shells, anytime he sees anything like that he thinks of them.

🔱 Needs to remind himself to be a little easier with them. He's a bro at heart and likes the shoulder claps and a friendly punch in the arm or something. But sometimes he forgets how much stronger he is compared to all other trolls so sometimes these friendly gestures come on too strong and leaves them with a big ol bruise (owie). He's good about this for the most part!

Sorry for how long it took to post this, hopefully the length of this makes up for it!!

[neon-chemicals]

Troll biology infographic baby!! SKIN!! My lovely skin headcanons

[lozercorner]

[steezyheadbangr]

got to kno do u hav any headcanons for jude?

i do!! >3< some of these r actually based off my little brother bc Jude reminds me of him :D

Freckles(i def have 2draw him with freckles sometimes)

definitely a speech impediment or lisps

he do NOT!!!! brush his hair, Joey and Roxy actually have to fight him to brush his hair

also refuses to cut his hair

glasses r probably broken, taped 2gether.

most definitely needs braces, refuses to get them.

Math smart, sucks at english.

collects and hordes random ass stuff he will never need later on in life

goofiest laugh ever

kept all of the feathers his pigeons lost

looks like the type if kid to let a “gee willickers” slip but actually he just curses(not infront of his pa or roxy tho)

isnt the best artist but still likes to doodle stuff in his notebooks and on homework

horrendous hand writing, barley eligible

[somberauthor]

Masterlist!

Homestuck

John Egbert finds out you haven't watched ghostbusters

John Egbert <3 reader (HEADCANONS)

John Egbert and you have a sleepover

Rose Lalonde gets given a dress you made

Rose Lalonde + Jade Harley <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider and john egbert fight over glasses

Dave Strider gets called by his middle name

Dave Strider talks to karkat very seriously

Dave Strider <3< Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider tells john that nic cage is most likely dead

Dave Strider <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Dave Strider falling asleep on call with you

Dave Strider finds out your horns are sensitive (SFW, its not weird)

Strider cuddling headcanons

Beta Kids Sleepover (HEADCANONS)

Humanstuck (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Troll! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Aradia Megido <3 Fem! Horror Artist! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Tavros Nitram gets pushed around in his wheelchair

Mituna Captor plays just dance with you (HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas + Sollux Captor <3 AFAB! Reader (PERIOD HEADCANONS)

Karkat Vantas <3 Reader (STORY)

Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert, and Equius Zahhak with a S/O with a high pain tolerance

Eridan Ampora <3 Reader (HEADCANONS + STORY)

Feferi Peixes <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hiveswap

Marvus Xoloto <> PurpleBlood! Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Chahut Maenad + Marvus Xoloto <3 Human! Reader (STORY)

Karako Pierot <> Reader (HEADCANONS)

Vast Error

Arcjec Voorat <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Hamifi Hekrix <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Edolon Vryche <3 Mirthamaniac! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Calder Kerian <3 Reader (HEADCANONS) but fluffier

Void Bound

Formik Amoros <3 Reader (HEADCANONS)

Metalocalypse

Toki + Reader (HEADCANONS)

TADC (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Cast + TV head! Male! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Kinger + Reader (STORY)

Kinger + Reader PT 2 (STORY)

Ragatha + Everyone (STORY)

Jax x Clueless! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Fox! Mime! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Chaotic! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Reader failed rizz (STORY)

Jax x Reader first kiss (HEADCANONS)

Jax x Nonverbal! Reader (STORY)

Jax x Sensitive! Bunny! Reader (HEADCANONS)

Pomni Shows Jax Tumblr (STORY)

DANGANRONPA

Chihiro Fujisaki + Reader (STORY) !ANGST!

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Komahina + Reader comfort (HEADCANONS)

Parent Au! Naegiri + Reader (HEADCANONS)

ADVENTURE TIME/FIONNA AND CAKE

Fionna Campbell x Reader (HEADCANONS)

Farmworld Finn x Trans Masc! Reader (HEADCANONS)

HELLUVA BOSS

Octavia and you share music tastes

MISCELLANIOUS

Axeofshame x Dr. Catatonic

part two... ^

please tell me if any links are incorrect!!

UPDATED: 7/6/2024

[vikkirosko]

Hello! I was wondering if you could do headcanons of Marvus xoloto x (female) (horror comic artist) reader who writes really dark humor and bloody comics. But has a chill, kind personality. If so thank you!

And I hope you have a good day/evening/night! :]

💜 Marvus Xoloto x fem!Reader headcanons Horror comic artist 🎤

When Marvus first saw the scary comics filled with dark humor and blood, he found them interesting. He was even more interested to find out who their author was. He was surprised when he found out that you were the author of these comics. You didn't seem to be a fan of horror movies or black humor. On the contrary, you were relaxed, with an eternal soft smile on your lips and a kind character. It was very different from what he imagined

Pretty soon he found out that you really were the author. A couple of times he saw you at work and your concentrated expression seemed nice to him. You were both popular, although unlike him, few people knew you by sight, but you received a huge number of letters from fans of your work. However, it was always quiet at home and Marvus could relax there, spending time with you

He invited you to his concerts several times. You were standing backstage, where he brought you so that you wouldn't get hurt in the crowd. Sometimes, when his performances were delayed, you sat in his dressing room and worked on a new issue of a comic book. When he came to the dressing room, he kissed you on the temple, rejoicing at the well-held concert and the fact that you could relax together after that

He was the one who first read the new issue of your comic. You showed him a lot of rough drafts when you couldn't decide what to draw or which scenario was better. You trusted him and listened to his opinion, and Marvus never imposed his point of view on you, only sharing his impression and letting you decide for yourself which choice is better to make

Marvus liked the fact that despite the fact that you drew horror comics, you remained kind and relaxed. He liked your comics and he liked you. You were both creative, and it didn't matter to him that you, unlike him, for your fans, remained a faceless author whom they would not be able to recognize in the crowd

[radioactive-dyke]

worlds worst lesbians lets make them trickster mode

[karakos-little-circus]

um hi hi ! could i request a little zebruh stimboard with hand flapping ? its okay if not !! ty !! ^_^

hii hello!!! yes ofc ofc!! :o3

regressor!zebruh codakk stimboard! :oD

i had fun with this! this is so interesting cuz i never seen any zebruh agere stuff/thought abt this as a headcanon but this is very cool!! Xo) hope ya like it and ty for requestin! honk!

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[loboto-bear]

Since @super-stardust56 mentioned these in one of her posts, I figured I’d post mine as well-

Such proud parents c:

(I am begging you to understand that these are jokes/random coincidences I noticed.)

[brainwashfalls]

Some silly homestuck headcanon and silly doodles :3

we got kk with hearing aids, dv with copd, tv, Sollux with forearm crutches, death pose ff, tz, gm, and Mituna with sound canceling headphones :33