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"Hitler's only got one ball"
rewritten for modern audiences facing a new kind of nazi.
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The Royal Albert hall: paragon of the arts; uniter of people and receptacle for the testicle of a dictator.
#Hitler’s only got one ball!#the other’s in the Albert hall!#the royal Albert hall#the proms#bbc proms#bbc
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Do you seriously, actually ship it?


Okay. Lets talk. Because apparently some of you are defending... well... "that" (under the cut)
"He's autistic! It was a stim!"
If you genuinely think that this has ANYTHING to do with autism, you are an objectively stupid person. Like, your brain is so fucking smooth, it puts the surface of freshly tempered glass to shame. You're a barely functional reprobate with subhuman intelligence who has no idea how to form thoughts so you let a 50 year old billionaire who spends too much time on his phone decide your thought process for you.
"He was throwing his heart out to the crowd!"
Now, I don't really play baseball, basketball, netball, or any sport where you throw anything other than sometimes darts, but... is that how you throw? You perfectly extend your arm at that angle? Twice? After spending years posting tweets that very much align with Nazi viewpoints? Do you throw a pitch in baseball and scream SIEG HEIL as the ball hurtles towards your opponent? No. Stop being a fucking idiot. This was deliberate. He did it twice.
"He's autistic! He doesn't know better!"
Please comment if you actually think this so I can personally call you a stupid cunt and block you. We absolutely do know better. Autism and Nazism aren't mutually exclusive.
"You're inhibiting his free speech!"
1st amendment only applies to censorship from government positions of power, which I am not, as should be obvious from the fact that I have no power to censor him. Though I shouldn't have to explain that.
"Well, he's gonna get away with it so stop being so sensitive!"
Yes. He is. But that's not a flex, that's A FUCKING MASSIVE PROBLEM. Call me sensitive if you want, but absolutely every single one of you should be offended by this. Did you pay attention in history class, or were you too tired after a long night of being fucking railed raw and bone dry by propaganda on Twitter? Moron.
"Well, he's rich and you're not, so there!"
Yep. Got me there. He's rich, and I'm not. Yknow, Hitler and a lot of Nazi officers were pretty minted too. So was Epstein, King Leopold, Stalin, Jimmy Saville, every MP currently serving in parliament... but sure, they're great people because they're rich, right?
"You're just a stupid offended libtard!"
Google "The Holocaust".
"Well, you're still using his app!"
His app? You mean the one he bought, then fucking ruined because he has no idea how to run it, right? And you because its basically impossible to find mutuals as a vtuber without it, you knew that, right? "His" app, please, you probably think Ronald McDonald makes your burger when you order McDonalds, you moron.
"If we punish Elon for this, then that's a violation of the first amendment!"
You mean like banning tiktok, removing any and all talk of election rigging, then putting it back up the next day? Or maybe like deleting any criticisms of you and your nazi salutes under your recent tweets despite it blowing up everywhere else? Or does that not count because its something you agree with? Yeah. You've been cucked harder than Sneako and you don't even realize it. Elon and his government buddies are leaving your free speech rights looking like this
Aaaaanyway
I find it well and truly laughable that so many people like Elon will say all this insane shit and do all these fucking heinous things and people will defend them. Like how that gun woman who shit herself says stuff like "I'm not homophobic, I just think gay people are disgusting and that they should die" or that comedian nobody finds funny anymore spends hours whining about trans people but says he's not transphobic.
Lets all be on the same page for once and have the balls to say what we actually think. Elon got so close, but being a spineless edgelord who doesn't have the balls to just say what he thinks out loud is quite the weakness.
#crackship#rarepair#polls#shitpost#poll time#my polls#tumblr polls#shipping#shipping poll#crossover#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon#elon mask#inauguration#elections#presidential election of 2024#dictatorship#far right
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This was written by Eric Hoffer in 1968. Amazing how some things never change.
"The Jews are a peculiar people: things permitted to other nations are forbidden to the Jews.
Other nations drive out thousands, even millions of people and there is no refugee problem. Russia did it, Poland and Czechoslovakia did it, Turkey threw out a million Greeks, and Algeria a million Frenchmen. Indonesia threw out heaven knows how many Chinese-and no one says a word about refugees. But in the case of Israel the displaced Arabs have become eternal refugees. Everyone insists that Israel must take back every single Arab. Arnold Toynbee calls the displacement of the Arabs an atrocity greater than any committed by the Nazis.
Other nations when victorious on the battlefield dictate peace terms. But when Israel is victorious it must sue for peace. Everyone expects the Jews to be the only real Christians in this world.
Other nations when they are defeated survive and recover but should Israel be defeated it would be destroyed. Had Nasser triumphed last June he would have wiped Israel off the map, and no one would have lifted a finger to save the Jews.
No commitment to the Jews by any government, including our own, is worth the paper it is written on. There is a cry of outrage all over the world when people die in Vietnam or when two Negroes are executed in Rhodesia. But when Hitler slaughtered Jews no one remonstrated with him.
The Swedes, who are ready to break of diplomatic relations with America because of what we do in Vietnam, did not let out a peep when Hitler was slaughtering Jews. They sent Hitler choice iron ore, and ball bearings, and serviced his troop trains to Norway.
The Jews are alone in the world. If Israel survives, it will be solely because of Jewish efforts. And Jewish resources. Yet at this moment Israel is our only reliable and unconditional ally. We can rely more on Israel than Israel can rely on us. And one has only to imagine what would have happened last summer had the Arabs and their Russian backers won the war to realize how vital the survival of Israel is to America and the West in general.
I have a premonition that will not leave me; as it goes with Israel so will it go with all of us. Should Israel perish the holocaust will be upon us."
Uri Kurlianchik
@VerminusM
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the sooner u all stop acting like weird little hitlers towards trans women, the sooner i can stop posting feminism 101 stuff and go back to the stupid horny jokes -.- ball's in ur court here, chat
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This fandom is genuinely so fucking mind numbing. So you know what hot take.
What character, dynamic, or ship in a FICTIONAL SHOW does not mean you are “homophobic” OR “racist” or anything else. This fandom has sucked the fun out of fandom culture by throwing labels around like dodge balls. To the point where I do not fucking care anymore. If someone like’s Caitlyn they are not a “fascist” or a hitler supporter. If someone likes jayvik they are not automatically a “racist” and “misogynist”, some may be but not all.
Putting stupid labels over people and shaming them for what they enjoy in a television show, does not make you morally better. Meljay fans are not “ableist” or “homophobic” because they like a FICTIONAL ship, again some may be but NOT ALL. Not all people who enjoy the dynamic between Jinx and Silco(in a none sexual way obviously) are people who are “pedophiles” or “groomers”. I do not fucking care if you simply do not like a ship, character, or dynamic, but stop making it other peoples fucking problem. Stop acting as if someone liking caitvi means they are a horrible human being.
Again I DO NOT FUCKING CARE if you simply do not enjoy a ship, dynamic or characte, but making people who do feel like horrible people for doing so is useless. The reason this fandom is a fucking nightmare is because the terms “classist” “homophobe” “racist” are throw at groups of people who just want to enjoy a fictional piece of media . “Oh but there are so many people in *insert group* who are misogynistic” what if I said that there actually isn’t, but you are just focusing on a loud minority. Acting like you are morally better for liking a certain character in a fictional show is insane.
I’m sorry, but it feel like this fandom is just constantly screaming at each other. You cannot enjoy anything at all. Which character, dynamic, or ship you like in a fictional show (as long as it is legal) is not a political view. Shut the fuck up enjoy your side of the fandom and stop whining about how a certin group are all horrible people.
#arcane#arcane fandom#meljay#Jayvik#caitvi#Caitlyn#arcane season 2#arcane viktor#mel medarda#silco#Silco arcane#jinx#jinx arcane
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Stupid Hitler's fond reminiscence of the old golf man's huge wang almost had me vote for him but then it's not like he promised me I'd get to actually see it or touch it or anything. So I thought about voting for one of the antivax crazy people as a joke but just couldn't. Then I had to read up on the 3 different Socialist candidates to see if any of them had any plans for rounding up billionaires and start lopping off body parts. Then I kept think about big saggy old dicks and balls .... Voting is hard
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☆Assigning random things me and my friends have said to the Marauders☆
Remus:Where is the gum i need to get high
snape:HE GOT HIS FAG MINIONS TO DO HIS DIRTY WORK
even:My hair looks like a gun
Mary:Why are all men so gay
remus:Dont get bullied be the bully
sirius:He had aids ill kiss him(abt freddie)
Regulus:
their my sins why the fuck you dieing for them bro!??!?!? Extra bitch
james:they hit me with the ball because they have none also cause of my big booty
Marlene:I hc your dad as a transfem lesbian
sirius:Slut *couch cough*
Sirius:Is he gay I want him
regulus:My fursona is me killing myslef
Dorcas:This is why you don’t throw silver wear at people to gives them a axiety attack!
regulus:HOW DID YOU MISTAKE JFK FOR HITLER!!!
#atyd marauders#marauders era#marauders#wolfstar#jegulus#marlily#dorlene#james loves regulus#regulus deserved better#remus loves sirius#james and regulus#sirius#sirius and regulus#regulus black fanart#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#james x regulus#the slytherin skittles#rosekiller#the marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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The Left Hook with Wajahat Ali:
The septuagenarian somnambulist, Senator Chuck Schumer, once again demonstrated that the current crop of Democratic leaders are not built for this fight or made for this moment. In a stunning reversal, Schumer said he will break with his party and vote to advance the Republican spending bill to avoid a government shutdown. Schumer needs seven more Democratic votes to help push the GOP bill that will allow Trump and his co-President, Elon Musk, to redirect funding and continue slashing long-standing projects. Meanwhile, Schumer rationalizes his decision by suggesting a government shutdown would be a “gift” to Donald Trump by taking attention away from the tanking economy and the gutting of our institutions, such as the Department of Education, IRS, and USAID. However, who has all the power? It’s the Republicans. They have the Presidency, the Senate, the House, the Supreme Court, and the media, so why be complicit in their authoritarian agenda? Because it will look bad? Because some misinformed, bad faith actors will blame Democrats? Why not hold out, be strong and stay united with a Democratic caucus and force Republicans to find their 60 voters or be compelled to come back to the negotiation table? Why not use whatever leverage you have to get a better deal?
[...] There is a vacancy for leadership in the Democracy Party. It's a brand new ball game. The old rules, customs, and backroom deals don’t apply when you’re facing an aspiring authoritarian who just invoked the Alien Enemies Act, wants to undo birthright citizenship, and quotes Hitler to rationalize unleashing the military against “the enemy from within.” No one “deserves” a leadership position due to age, seniority, and their large donor class. This was the justification to make 74-year-old Rep. Gerry Connolly, who is currently fighting cancer, the top Democrat on the House Oversight Committee instead of Rep. AOC. 71-year-old Rep. Debbie Dingell was chosen over Rep. Jasmine Crockett to be the Chairwoman of the Democratic Policy and Communications Committee. Have you heard anything from Reps Connolly and Dingell? Have they inspired anyone to do anything of consequence in the past 2 months? Please let me know. I’d love to see the CVS receipts. [...] Civility and cowardice in the face of rising GOP authoritarianism is complicity. With Democrats like these, who needs Republicans? It's time for a new generation of fighters to step up and claim the mantle of Democratic leadership. Fighters will be embraced, welcomed, and rewarded by the majority.
Vichy Democrat Chuck Schumer (D) sold out the American people and the Democratic Party base by capitulating on the DOGE giveaway continuing resolution with his endorsement to vote yes. Even almost all the House Dems rightly voted NO on this crud.
It is time for him to step down as the Senate Minority Leader and leave the Senate entirely!
Call your Democratic Senators and tell them to hold the line by asking them to vote NO!
#NYSen #CapitulatingChuck #SelloutSchumer
See Also:
The Guardian: Chuck Schumer to vote for Republican funding bill to avert shutdown
HuffPost: Chuck Schumer Will Vote To Advance GOP Funding Bill, Signaling Surrender
#Vichy Democrats#Chuck Schumer#US Senate#Democratic Party#Continuing Resolutions#Government Spending#Elon Musk#Donald Trump#Trump Administration II#119th Congress
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Anything to boost the next mid ass album rollout. Probably more slop with Ty dolla sign. Recorded farts and nonsensical ramblings over a track that samples some obscure meme and references his better and more cohesive works in the most lackluster way. Repetitive and cyclical. Addicted to whippets and still chasing the high of his long-since dead eras of genuine success. Back when he didn’t have to praise Hitler to sell records or gobble Elon’s balls for publicity. Two weeks from now he’ll be spamming the internet with ‘I’m not allowed to see my kids’. Kanye West you are a washed up hag who is beyond saving.
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Part One
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Eddie's working on a practice square when he hears nocking on the trailer door. Wayne's home, so he doesn't move to get it.
He does move when he hears Steve's voice though.
He hides in his doorway at the end of the hall, listening as Steve introduces himself. Wayne invites Steve in, and Eddie shuts the door nearly closed, just in case. "Respectfully sir, I have come to ask for Eddie's next heat."
Well. That's very traditional. Nice even, that Steve's taking the time to ask. What's even nicer is that he asked Eddie first. Steve could have just gone around Eddie and asked Wayne regardless, but he hasn't.
Eddie knows Wayne wouldn't actually force him, but in Wayne's mind, Eddie spending his next heat with an Alpha could be life or death, so he isn't even slightly surprised when he hears Wayne agree. Eddie shuts the door and sits back on his bed, fiddling with his yarn, trying to make it as obvious as possible that he hasn't moved at all. Wayne knocks on his door not two minutes after, "Eds, Steve's here."
Eddie slips off the bed and follows Wayne into the lounge, Steve standing near the door waiting. He has a bag in his hand which he immediately hands to Eddie, and then steps in closer before Eddie can even look inside, "can I see how you're doing?" Steve asks quietly, and Eddie's head is tilting before he consciously makes the decision to let Steve in. His breath is warm on Eddie's skin where he's dragging air across his tongue, not actually touching anywhere but still, fucking close. "I should pick you up tomorrow." Steve tells him, stepping away, Eddie can't help rubbing his neck where it feels cold without Steve.
"That soon?". Eddie hasn't been in touch with his body or his Omega for a long time, but hearing it from Steve is surprising.
"You can't feel it?"
Eddie just shakes his head, and Steve frowns, clearly concerned, "tomorrow. You'll feel better, after, promise."
Eddie agrees, and Steve leaves. Eddie finds himself staring at the closed door when Wayne's voice makes him jump, "seems like a good lad."
"You'd think Hitler was a good lad if he agreed to fuck me," Eddie answers, absently.
"Maybe, but Hitler ain't here and he hasn't brought you a bag of heat gifts, so."
Eddie had forgotten he was even holding the bag, he takes it back to his room, hoarding his treasure like a little squirrel.
There's another ball of yarn. Eddie holds it for ages before forcing himself to put it down.
Fancy shower soap and hair treatment things. All scentless. Chocolates, nice ones. Fruit.
Chamomile tea.
It's a perfect day in a bag. At least Eddie imagines that's what it is. What Omega with Alphas spend the day before their heat doing. Relaxing. Eating. Taking care of themselves.
Eddie decides in that moment to just embrace it; Wayne watches him knowingly while he makes himself a cup of tea.
Part Four
#eddie munson#stranger things#steve harrington#steddie#ao3 writer#alpha steve harrington#omega eddie because he's so pretty
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“don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio+ backup ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + repeat + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing+ you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nutz” -Menace
Tox: ...
#toxicundernet#toxic sans#undertale au#sans au#sans#undertale#undertale ask blog#sans undertale#ut au
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What do you think about kokichis hat / whole design controversy ? You seem like a dangan expert so i want to know your 2 cents
So, this is going to be a bit of a history lesson.
Kokichi is very obviously supposed to be a Nazi reference. That's pretty undeniable. From the SS Officer Visor to the Grape Fanta parody (Fanta having been created by Nazi Germany) it is very much an intentional reference.
This is where culture shock comes into play.
Please note as you read I am not attempting to make a statement on if this is "okay" or "bad" - I am simply presenting the facts of the matter.
As you can imagine, WWII is taught differently depending on where you're from. America, Germany, Italy, Japan, etc. A country will typically focus on its own perspective of events. This not only influences the narrative, but what parts of history are most focused on. For example, in Germany, it is often cited that they focus very heavily on Nazism and Hitler, and reinforce the tragedies they were responsible for. American schools will focus on a more general overview, with a lesson maybe on the atomic bombings they committed (and condemning their actions).
So for Japan, it's obviously different, too.
You can read some personal accounts on threads like this one and this one. But it mostly boils down to this: because a country will mostly focus on their own personal experience when teaching about a historical event, in this case, Nazism is not covered nearly as much in a Japanese curriculum as it would be in an American or German one.
This article from 2015, titled "What is the Nazi Chic Fashion and why is it spreading in Asia?" has a good excerpt, which I'll translate (the article is in Japanese):
しかし、Kidd氏が、欧米のマーケットよりも遥かにナチ・シックが急速に広がっている、と話すアジアのファッション・マーケットでは、ナチのシンボルが繰り返し使われている背景にあるものは異なる。ヒトラーと結び付いた文化的ハードルは低く、かぎ十字を身につけてもショックは本質的に大きくない。
However, according to Kidd, "Nazi Chic" is spreading much, much more rapidly in the Asian fashion market compared to the Western fashion market. However, the context behind the repeated usage of Nazi symbols is different to that of the Western market. The cultural hurdles of wearing something associated with Hitler are much lower, and not intrinsically all that shocking.
This is evident in many pieces of media meant for children or teens. Please think to yourself if you've encountered a piece of Western media made for children or young teens that depicts Nazism or Hitler in a comedic or stylish fashion. Personally, I cannot think of any.
But that is not the same in Japan. For example, the 1995 movie Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn has a scene where the characters Goten and Trunks fight a caricature of Hitler.

Or Ouran High School Host Club, a 2002-2010 manga and 2006 anime, had not just a gag in the anime depicting an all-girl school as Nazis, but a piece of art drawn by the Mangaka herself of the main characters wearing Nazi Chic fashion.


Of course, this is not to say Japan is a-okay with Nazi imagery as a whole. Like any country, citizens have their own views and opinions. There are plenty of Japanese citizens who do not think this type of fashion style is okay. Much like how in America, there are people who think humorous depictions of Hitler are fine. I am just bringing these up to say, from a cultural standpoint, this subject is handled slightly differently.
That takes us back to Kokichi. Kokichi is definitely supposed to be reference to Nazi Germany. But I think it's much clearer now that it's not intended to be malicious. Making jokes or fashion statements out of this is more socially acceptable relative to the west. You still have the right to find it uncomfortable or not okay if it personally bothers you, but I am just explaining why this came to be, why it is not intended to be malicious, and why it was allowed.
I hope you find it informative. :]
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
ELON MUSK
VS
THE IRS
Hola fellas! I’m the irs- hold on this is bullshit you got IBS? I do taxes and shit, cause I’m the best. Nothing is safe no matter how you invest cause I investigated you life a little, the way you treat your children should make you a criminal. Taking a human shield whenever you walk through a minefield, what’s the deal? And how come you steal billions of dollars, yet can’t end world hunger? 13 women become single mothers cause of your weird pro-natalism fetish, to be honest man I don’t fucking get it. You’re a horrible dad, shits bad so sad! Your children hate you, the dad they never had. Seriously, just leave at that point you needa call a cab, the way you and Donald trump interact? I think you’re a…. Facist.
Hold on what’s this talk about me stealing shit? Every cent of my wealth was do to what I did. I make rockets, cars, and I profit off it. Multi-billion dollar businesses make my profits skyrocket. Richer than Mansa musa or John Rockefeller, you think you can beat me? You’re worse than Hellen Keller. Cause I like free speech, except for those damn liberals. They’re criminals, they hate America, it’s probably something subliminal. They probably hate me cause they can’t be civil. So what about my kids? I fucking hate my son, she ain’t my daughter that’s no fun. You think just because she takes hormones and takes a surgery and goes home? She’s a lady now? What the heck, she still got an Adam’s apple in her neck. So what if I’m a facist? I have liberals to deck. Cause I was on top of the world untill someone mentioned pronouns, I think it’s profound how this shit sounds. And me and Donald trump? Historians say we were gay, but so what? We slay,
Alright first of all no you fucking don’t slay, not today not any day if that matters cause I’m like dr Seuss, I’ll give you cancer then I’ll leave you to die knowing… no one loves you. Cause everyone who comes out of your balls hates you, not even your own dad celebrates you. Your teachers called you a retard, YOU WERE FUCKING HOMESCHOOLED! Not cool, how the fuck does that happen? Your dad talking shit about you while you’re napping. At this point stop repopulating the earth and think about why you want childbirth. Cause you abandoned every 12 kids you impregnate, most of your children never see you anyways! No matter how much money you spend on Twitter
It’s X!
FUCK YOU FIRST OF ALL! I’m gonna tax you so hard you can only crawl! Cause you? You’re rich enough to escape the paparazzi. Doesn’t make sense how you became a fucking Nazi.
Hold on there, I’m not a Nazi. And all these swastikas? I’m not the one holocausing it! Not even a little bit!
Horrible pun first of all I’m gonna make you pay extra, dude. If you were penniless no one would send you a single nude!
I still hit though-
Well your shit sucks! You couldn’t even make a woman cum for 10 bucks!
And also- first of I’m not a Nazi, my best friend is black!
HEYO GUYS IM KANYE WEST IM A FUCKING NAZI, I hate the Jews AND THE PAPPARAZI. Asking about my day? Fuck off it’s 3 am anyways.
He doesn’t mean that-
The Jews-
*Elon musk physically restrained Kanye west*
He didn’t mean that shit on X!
Both irs and Kanye: ITS TWITTER DIPSHIT
*They both kick Kanye west out the room*
Even then, how the fuck you lose Half your money twice? I give you some advice, maybe shut up and be nice? You can’t even play video games right, how the hell do you think you’re gonna put up a fight when some deranged lunatic on 4chan tumblr or Reddit says forget it! I’m gonna make sure you’re affected by the actions, first of all everyone on tumblrs a nerd, everyone on Reddit is a virgin, but everyone on 4chan is both versions. I know you’re neurodivergent but that doesn’t mean scream “HEIL HITLER” whenever a Volkswagen comes on screen.
Who won? Who’s next?
#politics#us politics#elongated muskrat#president elon#elon trump#elon musk#irs#kanye west#erb#erboh#epic rap battles of history#smth idk#i made this
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