#Hisomachi pink

[o7k5a8m9i]

Pink champagne🌷~Hisomachi one shot~

♤ ♡ It's close to Hisoka's birthday so I thought I'd write something! ♢ ♧ pg-13 enjoy ♠️

June 6th: that was the day Hisoka Morow was born, he didn't really celebrate his birthday much because he was always alone with no one to celebrate with. one day when he was with the phantom troupe after they had just finished a mission they were chilling when...

[this is Kinda a AU!✨🌸 remember! also a tiny bit OOC]

Shalnark: Hey Hisoka random question but whens your birthday?^^

Hisoka: June 6th why?~♢

[I made Shalnark ask cuz idk!✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧ also it's June first right now in the story⭐]

Shalnark: ohhh that's close! oh and I asked cuz I just like to know everyone's birthday

Hisoka: Oh I see~♢

[What he didn't know was Machi overheard, I mean it wasn't a secret they where just talking in the living room. a few days later it was Hisoka's birthday, he didn't really have any plans he just thought he'd spend his day alone in the hideout of the Troupe, he tried to invite Illumi but he was busy with a mission besides he doesn't believe in birthdays. so he was left alone in his room till]

**Knock knock**

Hisoka: Hello?~♢

Machi: It's me!

Hisoka: Machi? come in!^^~♡

[Machi comes into his room holding some kinda bag, He was very happy to see her, whatever the reason of her visit]

Hisoka: What are you doing here Machi?~ ♢

Machi: Nothing really I just..I know today's your birthday so...here..

[She holds out the small bag. ALSO I know this is OOC!😭 just go with it!( ꈍᴗꈍ)🌹]

Hisoka: Oh a gift for me?~♡ (*Sly smile*)

Machi: Of course it's for you who else! (*irritated*)

Hisoka: Aw Thank you! I can't believe you remembered my birthday~♡

Machi: Yeh I remember everyone's, don't think you're special...

[Hisoka takes the bag and opens it, inside is a bottle of pink champagne, although he didn't drink Much it was still a thoughtful gift]

Hisoka: Oh champagne how kind of you~♡

Machi: Pfft don't think I actually thought of you, I get everyone in the Troupe gifts for their birthday..

Hisoka: Oh Machi it's still so kind of you~♡

Machi: Whatever...(*blush*)

[But Champagne was a bad idea on Machi's part for what was to come that night would be something sober Machi would never do....]

[Ok that's it!✨🌸 I'll leave the rest of what happens up to y'all's imagination but I know you guys are dirty minded 👁️👁️🌷 anyhow I hope you enjoyed my pretty cringy OOC Hisoka/Hisomachi birthday Oneshot!💮🃏🧵 anyway ty for reading and have a lovely day ♡]

[itsmyara]

I think it’s kinda cute how 1999 machis hair is purple and then 2011 ones is pink and then 2011 Hisoka’s hair is like a mix of pinkish red and purple. I don’t think it was intentional but it’s still pretty cute

They dye their hairs together 💜💕

Also, did you notice how he has blue eyes in 1999 and she's the one with blue eyes in 2011? Anyways. I love their color palettes in all versions!

[takkarulz]

A late submission for the Free day of the HisoMachi week!

Dunno, I remembered that Hisoka hair is green in a manga cover while Machi's is pink, just like Cosmo and Wanda. Just imagining them as the Fairy Parents of Alluka make me smile (plus is funny to try to copy FOD and Danny Phantom style).

[phatomism-archived]

“I’m freezing, come cuddle with me!” - Hisomachi

『CHRISTMAS SENTENCE STARTERS || NOT ACCEPTING』

Machi sighed loudly at the request from the magician, watching him carefully. She knew that shutting him off would only get him more annoying- specially considering the fact that they had been bulked together in a hotel room for the night. 

After coming out of the bathroom, the pink haired spider glanced at the other laying on one of the twin sized beds, rolling her eyes as she walked towards it, sitting on the edge, crossing a leg over the other.

❝Just stay quiet.❞

She slid towards him, placing her head on his chest, closing her eyes. He was warm for sure. At least that was comforting.

She didn’t think he was freezing though.

[batbelen]

Actually, there is a Machi doll but she has the loose hair, sometimes I wonder why but then I remember that it is because the fabric/cloth that holds her beautiful pink hair is being used for the baby Hisomachi 😎

Though I really want a HisoMachi but I do think that Machi needs a man who can love her. On the manga, where Hisoka's 'toys' where showed in a box, there is no toy that resemble Machi so I really end up hoping that they will sail. However, with the progress of the manga and the events that unfold during Chrollo and Hisoka's fight, things change and I am hurting.

I just want to know why the ships that I ship never sail!! It just really sad and painful. Maybe, reasons why I am sucker for the fanfictions.

[o7k5a8m9i]

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♠️🌸💖Queen of the Circus💖🌸♠️ Hisomachi Fanfiction🌹🌙💮

~| This is a Hisomachi oneshot (This is NOT cannon but this DOES include some cannon things if you wanna know what's cannon and not go look it up or ask me 🥰🌸💖🎐🍡✨💮 PS I know this story's really cheesy dumb and wholesome it's only cuz their kids when their older it's a completely different story lol🌹💘🌙🦋) [PG-13 ✨Backstory AU✨ again not really cannon ok enjoy💖🌹🎐🌸]

______________________________________________________________Machi POV: I was out on my nightly walk when I heard there was a circus in town (city it's meteor city) so me being the interested, little, 9 year old, girl I was. I decided to go take a SMALL look so no one would see me.

(She then hid behind a old car and watched the show. as much as she wanted to go home and sleep because she's a LITTLE kid she didn't she was hooked it was so Interesting to her🌹 the show was almost over the last act was on! it was a...... red haired little boy!?)

Machi POV: oh a little boy what can he do?

(The boy then performed a lot of AMAZING magic tricks)

[Ok I actually don't know what kinda stuff he could do back then so let's just say magic for fun ok?😅💖🌸] {PS it looks like this art NOT mine ⬇️⬇️💖🌸🌹}

(After the show little Machi was tired because it was 11:00pm that was late for her and her friends might get suspicious so she decided to take the short cut home)

[BTW her "Friends" is the phantom troupe they just did call themselves that yet]

(The short cut led her behind the tent/caravan or whatever the circus was performing/traveling in. she was doing good on her way till she saw something...)

Machi POV: huh oh it's that boy.... I'll just sneak past him..oh a apple yum I'm hungry....==.... maybe I'll steal his another apple....

(She saw the boy with red hair sitting in the back looking at the stars eating a apple there was one more apple beside him and she was gonna steal it because she was hungry. she sneaked up and hid behind some trash she was about to grab it when she heard a voice)

Boy: hey do you want this apple?

Machi: ahhhh!!!! w...w...who are you!?!

Boy: my name is Hisoka^^ what's yours?

Machi: m...m..Machi...

Hisoka: so do you want this apple?

Machi: uhhh......I...I..(she never took things that were offered to her she felt it was a sign of weakness but this time was different)

Machi: oh ok sure (*grabs and sits down next to him*)

Hisoka: Machi was it? nice to meet you^^ (*she just looks at him*)

Hisoka: so how old are you?

Machi: I'm 9 you?

Hisoka: ohh nice I'm 12^^.... so did you like my show? I saw you in the back behind the car^^

Machi: oh uhh.. (she thought she was hiding good and no one saw her)

Machi: yeah you're impressive...

Hisoka: your not to friendly are you? it's not your fault though you don't know how to be~

Machi: Hey don't jump to conclusions!! (he was right though)

Hisoka: oh sorry...I just don't get the chance to meet people...

Machi: I... it's ok...I really liked your tricks..///(*she was embarrassed*)

Hisoka: really thanks!!^^✨

Machi: no prob..///

Hisoka: Hey wanna be friends?^^

Machi: uhh...ok sure==////...

Hisoka: ohhh thank you!!^^~

Machi: but wait don't you live in this traveling circus you'll just have to move again besides I never really had a friend before....///

(the troupe is like family not friends)

Hisoka: well true but we'll be in town for two more days and we'll come back!^^ don't worry meteor city is one of our top places to visit~

Machi: I wasn't worried!!/// and ok we'll be friends.... I guess...

(*they ended up talking for awhile about all kinds of stuff*)

Machi: oh heck it's 1:00am!!! I gotta go!!

Hisoka: oh uhh ok..hey can you come back here tomorrow at 10:00?Machi: ok I will...bye... Hisoka..///

Hisoka POV: she said my name!^^~///

(and just like that Machi ran home as fast as she could. but little did she know he was forming a crush on the beautiful pink haired girl he just met and even she Machi Komacine was forming a small crush on the clown boy she just met although she'd never say it)

{Art NOT mine ☁️}

{|♠️🌸🌹TIME SKIP🌹🌸♠️|} ××× Tomorrow Morning ×××

Feitan: hey Machi wake up..

(*Sleepy Machi raisins her tired hard of her ripped up pillow*)

Machi: huh...Oh Fei hi what's up...==..

Feitan: Where were you? you were gone all night...what were you up to?

Phinks: yeah what were you doing?

Machi: uhh I....uhh......///..

(*she didn't want to say she spent the night with a clown boy she met From the circus it was embarrassing*)

Chrollo: come on guys don't push her she'll tell us when she's ready^^

Machi: thanks Chrollo///

Chrollo: no problem^^

[×× Later that night ××]

Machi: ok I'm off on my walk bye.

Pakunoda: bye Machi^^💖

(*Little Machi ran to the Circus and watched the show till the end*)

Hisoka: Oh Machi!!~^^//

Machi: hi clown boy

Hisoka: clown boy....////Cute I like it~^^ oh I got you something!

Machi: huh what is it?/// (*Hisoka hands her a caramel apple*)

{🎐Just a cute drawing NOT mine 🎐}

Hisoka: it's a caramel apple^^ I've been saving it since I was in the last town but I wanna give it to you^^~

(*Her eyes lit up like they never have before as she held the apple she said Something she DID NOT say often in the happiest tone*)

Machi: Thank You it's so beautiful I've heard about them but I've never actually seen one thank you!!^^💖 (*but honestly she's still a child*)

(*They spent the rest of the night talking eating and having fun*)

Machi: oh it's getting late a gotta go!

Hisoka: ok take care dear Machi^^~

Machi: ok I will (*then she stopped walking and froze*) tomorrow is your last day here isn't it?///....

Hisoka: uhhh yeah it is....but we'll come back!💖

Machi: ok see you tomorrow I wanna show you my favorite spot's!^^

Hisoka: ok I'm excited to see them^^~

{|♠️🌸🌹TIME SKIP🌹🌸♠️|} ××× Tomorrow Afternoon ×××

(*Machi was heading out on her walk early because she wanted to show Hisoka her favorite spot's to play hang out and look at she doesn't have belongs so showing him her favorite places is her way of thanking him for the yummy caramel apple*)

Shalnark: Machi where are you going?^^

Machi: uhhh no where.......///...///

Chrollo: uhh Machi I need you to help me do some stuff sorry^^

Machi: oh uhh ok no prob^^

(*Btw by "STUFF" he means VHS stuff you know. read the manga^^*)

(She helped Chrollo but it took longer then she expected it was now 11:00 she was LATE even though she knew she couldn't show him her spots she could at least see him one last time. after a lot of running she got there and saw him standing in the back where she first met him it made her sad to think this was.....the end)

Hisoka: huh? oh Machi!!!💖 I thought you weren't coming!?^^~

Machi: yeah I was busy....///.....sorry..

Hisoka: it's ok I just appreciate you coming at all everyone always thinks I'm just a freak like a toy or something...

Machi: well....I don't think you're a freak infact I think you're really cool!

(*These words made Hisoka smile a small but beautiful smile*)

Machi: so tonight is it you'll be gone tomorrow...

Hisoka: yeah but and even if it takes YEAR'S I'll come back to you!^^

(*Machi blushed and sat beside him*)

Machi: t.. thank you...///...sorry I couldn't show you my spot's..///

Hisoka: aww it's ok maybe next time^^~

Machi: yeah...so what time do you leave?

Hisoka: uhhh 8:00am

Machi: ok wait for me I'll come tell you goodbye!

Hisoka: aww it's ok you don't have to do th-

Machi: No I'm gonna do it!

(Machi had never been wanted before everyone left her she was alone)

[Not the troupe they're family]

Hisoka: well ok then^^~

{|♠️🌸🌹TIME SKIP🌹🌸♠️|} ××× Tomorrow Early Morning ×××

(*Machi was woken up by Pakunoda*)

Machi: huh... what's wrong Paku?==

Pakunoda: well you were crying in your sleep are you ok?

(*Machi just realized she was crying she wasn't sad but tears fell from her eyes then she remembered her dream it was about her Mother she didn't wanna remember anymore besides she had to go say goodbye)

Machi: oh yeah I'm fine thanks Paku^^

Pakunoda: well if you're sure...

(*then Machi looked at the time 7:30am*)

Machi POV: oh no I'm gonna be late!! all I want is to say goodbye!(*Machi got up and ran as fast as she could she ran faster and faster and finally she saw the caravan leaving she looked around but didn't see him then she looked to her left and saw him sitting looking at the rising sun and for the first time in her life she felt this feeling like her heart was being squeezed*)

Hisoka: oh Mac-(*he was cut off by her hugging him*)

Machi: Bye clown boy^^

Hisoka: bye little Machi I can't wait to see you again^^

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[And as they parted ways they both found something they never felt Love and it was a beautiful and sad thing but they had hope even if they had NO idea that they and feelings for one another. but the question is would they meet again?🌹♠️🌸]

{If y'all like this I'll continue the story!💖☺️ actually I'm gonna anyway because I have plans!!✨🎐 anyway if you have any questions let me know no hate please!🥰💮 ok bye bye I hope you continue reading my cheesing story's 😅🌙🌹till we meet again!🌸}

Thank you💖💜♠️

[o7k5a8m9i]

🍭♡Sucker♡🍭 Hisomachi Oneshot ♠️

{~A Hisomachi Oneshot (In case you didn't know sometimes lollipops are referred to as "suckers" I'm using it (*the word Sucker*) in the sense of both lollipop and when you call someone a "sucker" basically saying that they're stupid or have been sucked in to something)🌸💖🃏🧵♠️ enjoy 🍭~}

(*Hisoka was walking around the phantom troupe hideout (*idk*) when he came across Machi she was licking something but what?*)

Hisoka: Hi Machi~♡

Machi: what do you want? (*clearly annoyed*)

Hisoka: I was wondering what you were eating^^~♢

Machi: nothing really... Shalnark gave me a few of these Suckers..why do you care!? (*still annoyed*)

[Also I made Shalnark give them out cuz that seems like something he'd do lol🍭💖]

Hisoka: oh I was just curious~♡

[As Hisoka looked at Machi he started to think... That SHE was in a way a sucker...(*It's about to get REALLY cringe so just a warning 😭👁️👁️*) Her pink hair as pink as the suckers. her blue eyes as appetizing as the sweet teste of the suckers. her personality in a way is similar. unlike other candy (*women*) that you could just eat fastly (*win over*) she was a slow thing you can't just eat a sucker he'd have to work at it lick it even if you get tired the sucker won't just let you eat it. to win you have to lick and lick and lick it's a battle and his gonna win✨🃏]

Machi: well I don't care..(*lifts her hand up a few suckers in it*)...

Hisoka: huh?~♢

Machi: want one?...(*blushs and looks away*) it doesn't matter to me!!! I was just wondering...

Hisoka: I'd love one~♡ (*Hisoka Smiles*)

[and so he took a lick of the sucker and his sucker girl💖]

(*Machi whispered under her breath*)

Machi: Sucker....(*blushs*)...///

(*Hisoka didn't care he'd win the war. the war of her Heart 🧵💖🃏*) ♤ ♡ ♢ ♧ ♤ ♡ ♢ ♧ ♤ ♡ ♢ ♧ ♤ ♡ ♢ ♧ ♤ ♡ ♢ ♧ ♤ ♡ ♢ ♧ Omg that was so damn cringe!!!😫🙏 forgive me 🍭💖✨🌸 I did kinda like the idea though 🌹♠️

Thanks for reading🧵🃏🌸🌹♠️

[itsmyara]

Almost Like Normal Kids (SFW)

Pairing: Hisoka/Machi

Word Count: 820

Warnings: Child abuse mention. Teen!Hisoka and Teen!Machi.

Note: For HisoMachi Week 22, day 1: Backstory. Not proofread.

The girl closed her eyes and leaned forward, allowing the boy to touch her lips with his. He lightly brushed the skin with his fingertips before actually covering it in a warm, soft, bubblegum-like kiss – a sweet taste spreading comfortably in her mouth. Not knowing exactly what to do with his hands, he wrapped her small body in his arms, weakly at first, but soon gaining some confidence to eliminate almost all possible distances between them.

This was different for Machi. She could feel his breath, so close to hers that her heart was racing, and his body heat made her own tingle in a way she had never felt before. She never liked to be touched before. All the physical contact she had experienced in the past were violent, abuses from which she had happily learned to defend herself fiercely. To have accepted, after thinking long and hard on the matter, to be kissed by Hisoka could be considered a small and sweet personal achievement, given the bitter scenario that had been her life until then.

After a few moments that felt too long and too brief at the same time somehow, he parted his lips from hers with an altered breath and a slight moan. He seemed thrilled, still he had not tried to guide that kiss to something deeper than it had been: a kiss on the lips as he had asked and she had agreed upon; and she silently thanked him for that.

When their eyes met, she stared at him awkwardly and he loosened his hold around her, giving the girl room to shrink, almost hiding in the old, threadbare and shattered bench that was once part of a car, illuminated by a weak flashlight. Around them, the abandoned garbage field, that at that time was deserted. Above, only a sky of countless stars.

He laid his head on her lap and stared at her, in tender silence, reaching up to the short, messy pink hairs with his fingertips, playing with them absently. It took her a while to realize that she could do the same with his red hair, and when she did, it made him smile in a way that she couldn't help but smile in return, albeit timidly.

At that moment, they looked like normal kids; kids who did not have the tragic baggage they carried from their pasts, from their surroundings.

"Did you like it?" He eagerly asked, breaking the silence.

In response, she smiled again and shrugged. It would be too much to ask her to verbalize it, admitting that out loud was something she probably would never do. On his turn, he was back at her side and bringing his face close to hers again, fingers still in her hair, tucking it away from her blue eyes and delicate features.

"Can I kiss you again?"

This time, she took the lead and touched his lips with hers, in a succession of small flimsy kisses that united as a deep one when he held her face between his hands and pulled her towards him at once. She was about to embrace him when she heard a familiar voice calling her name in the distance, which made her arms, instead of holding him, pull him away immediately.

"Gotta go!" She said with urgency, reaching for the flashlight and leaving him to watch her walk away from the bench.

Even though she had no family, she had at that moment people to care about and who would care for her, being that support as mutual as possible. It wouldn't feel right if any of them knew she was alone at night with him. Kissing him. Not that it was wrong or forbidden in any sense but they would be curious about it and mock her for being "in love with the weirdo". She wasn't in love, she just wanted to kiss him, and Hisoka wasn't a weirdo… not as much as they believed he was at least.

"Can we do it again?" He asked before she was too far to hear him pleading.

"If you don't go away again!" She replied, turning her body gracefully to look at him alone on the bench one more time.

"Go away with me!" The boy positioned his hands around his mouth so that the sound echoed louder to her, and her reaction this time was to shake her head in an almost imperceptible negative answer.

The negative answer was clearer in her eyes, which suddenly became sad. For some reason, his words made her feel that he would indeed go away again and this time for good. She felt, in her core, that if they met once more things would be different. And painful.

She turned and ran to her destination, leaving him alone with his blanket of stars. Machi was already resigning herself to the fact that she would soon lose her friend.

[itsmyara]

Glam Gas Wedding (Part 1)

Pairing: Hisoka/Machi

Word Count: 550

Warnings: Drinking, Drunkenness, Loss of Memory, Las Vegas Wedding

Note: Written for HisoMachi Week 22 - Day 6 - Wedding. It'll be a 2 parts fic, so hold on for the second chapter that'll be posted soon. Not proofread.

Something hard hit her on the forehead when she tried to protect her eyes from the blinding light coming from the window. Still groggy, Machi looked at the huge pink diamond shining on her finger and tried to remember if she had stolen it on a mission, but the sparkling of the stone alone was enough to make her head ache. She rubbed her eyes with the palms of her hands. That feeling… It wasn't normal. She hardly ever slept deeply, and even when it happened, she could recollect the memories of the prior night right away. And the sharp pain in her head, the way her limbs felt like they weighed tons, the taste of alcohol in her mouth, the smell of…

"Oh, crap," she murmured weakly as her senses awakened little by little, and she realized she got drunk last night.

And she got drunk with Hisoka. His oddly sweet and spicy smell was all over the room.

Machi slowly turned in the bed. Beneath the covers, the fabric of her clothes rustled with the movement and she briefly wondered what the hell she was wearing, but to see him felt more urgent.

That jerk.

She couldn't feign surprise anymore, realizing she woke up next to him. Not when she had lost count of how many times it happened. Willingly. Shamefully. Her eyes rolled when she faced his pathetic slumber features, so peaceful and almost innocent, but the movement made her head hurt even more. Her lids closed and her body squirmed with the twinge of pain, only to be embraced by his strong arms.

"Machi…" Hisoka's voice was low and needy right in her ear, "You look so beautiful, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen…"

"Oi! Cut it out!" For as much as the bare skin of his chest felt warm, Machi pushed him away feeling her cheeks burning. "What the hell happened last night?"

As he lazily — annoyingly — was making himself comfortable on his back with his eyes still closed, she impatiently shook his shoulder. Hisoka hummed softly and slowly revealed his golden irises focused on her. His lips sweetly curling up made her feel frustrated.

"Nevermind, I can find it out myself." Machi abruptly moved the covers away and jumped out of bed, losing balance for a second and feeling silly immediately. Not only was the alcohol still intoxicating her brain and weakening her body, that thing she was wearing was limiting her movements and instinctively she lifted the skirt a little to free her feet.

"I told you, you look beautiful…" Hisoka hummed with some excitement and she turned to give him a reply but her eyes stopped at the mirror right beside her, in front of the bed.

"Oh, no…" it was a simple A-line gown, but very clearly and undoubtedly a wedding gown, as white as snow and with delicate embroideries on the hem. A silver tiara was hanging from her messy hair and Machi numbly took it off before finally turning to him as she intended. "What did you do?"

"We did it, Machi," he corrected her with a broad smug smile on his face, watching as he laid on his side, head resting on his hand. "We just got married!"

[takkarulz]

For HisoMachi week! @hisomachiweek

Link to the AO3 version

Modern day AU, rated for teen and older audiences.

Day 4: AU

Almost normal

York Shin Hospital, Friday, 6: 30 pm.

It was a burning hot afternoon and Machi Komachine had just finished her shift at York Shin Hospital. Despite her youth she was one of the most prominent plastic surgeons of that hospital and her pay check, along as her pink Gucci handbag and her BMW Grand Coupe reflected that. People believed that she was vain and some people hated the way in which she flaunted her luxurious lifestyle, however, the fact was that Machi in reality was pretty much a self-made woman. Born of refugee parents in the poorest slums of the city and often taking multiple odd jobs to make the ends and spending countless nights reading complicate textbooks, first to study in the best technical high school of her city and then in one of the top public universities of all the country, so all those years of sacrifices gave her the right of displaying all her wealth and hard-earned money.

She was about to get in her car and leave when a she saw two teens passing near her.

“Why don´t you have a car yet? I though your family was rich!” said Gon Freecks to Killua Zoldyck.

“I still have no driver permit. And I really don´t want to ask my parents to pick me!”

“Then ask your brothers to drive us!”

“Illumi is working out of the city most of the time and Milluki does not even share his French fries at Mc Donalds, let alone his car!”

Machi feel a bit of compassion of them. For what she had heard Gon and Killua were students and the same technical high school for nurses and future med students that she attended and probably that day they had gone to the hospital for a school related activity. Machi knew that probably they had lots of homework and things to do at home so giving them a small ride could help them.

“Hey, you two! Do you want me to drive you near to your house or a bus stop? I have to pick my fiancé from his job at Hotel Beitacle at downtown and then we are gonna dine out at The Chimera Ant.” Said the pink haired woman.

“That fancy restaurant of Netero Avenue?” asked Gon.

“That one.” Answered Machi.

Gon got a bit surprised after knowing that Machi and her fiancé were going to eat at such a fancy restaurant. Judging for Machi car and general apparence that guy must be also as wealthy as her, probably even more. Maybe that man was a lawyer or a powerful CEO.

“It is near to the subway and Gon´s house, so it seems ok.” Said Killua.

“Yeah, just let me message this to my auntie, so she knows where I am!” said Gon.

Machi smiled at them.

“That is a smart move kiddo, in fact I can even get you directly to your house if you want.” Said Machi.

“Sounds fantastic, but as long as you leave me at the subway with Killua it is ok! Thanks Mrs. Komachine!” concluded the darkhaired boy smiling

Hotel Beitacle, Friday, 7:00 pm

“This is the worst clown show I have ever seen in my life! You should feel ashamed of giving my daughter such a horrible Quinceañera party show!” screamed hysterically a middle-aged man with a mustache to Hisoka.

Light Nostrade was the owner of the famous fashion brand Oracle and one of the richest persons in York Shin City, while Hisoka Morrow was just a brand new clown and party entertainer, freshly out of clown college.

“Sir, your daughter wanted a horror themed Quinceañera party and that is what I gave her, besides she was laughing at my jokes.” Said Hisoka without bothering himself much.

“Did you really had to make a fake decapitation joke involving a man in a toilet? Don´t you think that it is gross and vulgar?”

“Yes, it is gross and vulgar, that is why is funny! Besides everything we used for that prank was fake and edible, we used Nutella and crunched cookies for the poop and cherry jelly and strawberry syrup for the blood and guts! It was very tasty!” said the clown smiling.

“That is horrible! Absolutely horrible! My poor Neon is going to have nightmares caused by your horrible and degrading antics! Not mention your whole butt dance! It was supposed to be a family event, not a bachelorette party in Las Vegas!”

“Hey, it is called twearking, everybody does it now days. Plus, it is a great way to keep your ass in shape!” said Hisoka spanking himself in a comedic way.

“Still, that is so gross and horrible! My daughter is going to be traumatized by it!”

“Well, trauma or not, I will not give you back your 200 dollars.”

“Bullshit! I will not pay you! In fact, I will call my lawyers to sue you for…”

“Sue me for what?”

“Child corruption!”

“Sir, you make your daughter pose in lingerie and skimpy clothes for your stupid brand of clothes, even in magazines aimed at adults. Making a girl like Neon work in such stuff should be labeled as child sexualization and exploitation…” said Hisoka smugly, but before Mr Nostrade could reply him a phone call from Hisoka cellphone interrupted the conversation.

“Oh, sorry, sir. I have to go. Let’s talk about it latter, I got to see someone really important!” said Hisoka, running away without answering his phone, leaving the angry parent alone with his complains.

Outside of Hotel Beitacle, Friday, 7:15

Machi had already called her fiancé five times and he had not even seen her answers. Either he was still in the show or he was just being an asshole as always. Killua decided to play some video games in his cellphone, while Gon on his part started at the window of the car, saying nothing, just contemplating the people passing by the street and the guests who arrived at the hotel. It looked that there was like a big party, probably a Wedding or a Christening, perhaps a Quinceañera or even Bar Mitzvah. He still remembered when he went to Killua´s Bar Mitzvah a few years ago, it had been quiet fun, despite all the fancy etiquette of the Zoldycks family and the weird boyfriend of Killua´s older brother. Every time that Gon thought about that guy he felt chills down his spine. That man looked like some kind of ghost or evil clown, very tall, pale, full of weird hair dye and uncannily creepy. As far as he knew Illumi had already broken with that clownish guy, focusing instead in his career as costume designer for theatre plays and soap operas. Good for him, thought Gon.

“Mrs. Komachine, but how much is going to take your fiancé to get out there?” asked Gon a bit bored.

But before he could have an answer, he saw a creepy familiar face approaching to the car making him and Killua scream in horror.

“Hi, Machi! Sorry for my lateness, I was dealing with work stuff.” Said Hisoka as he entered in the copilot seat smiling, with his face still plastered by his horrible clown makeup and costume.

“Is ok. Just don’t be late again or I won´t invite you to any fancy place anymore.” Answered Machi after kissing the clown and turning her car on.

“And who are those cute guys back there?” said Hisoka smiling playfully at the teenagers.

“Pff… just two kids for the technical high school for nurses. I gave them a little help to reach their homes, cuz I don´t want them to walk too much as I did when had their age. Specially with all those thieves and creeps roaming out there.” Said Machi.

“Ohhh, you are such a sweet woman!” said Hisoka in a low voice.

“I am as sweet as cyanide, so better watch out.” Concluded the doctor in an icy cold voice.

Gon and Killua stayed almost in absolute silence, counting in theirm minds the seconds so they could go out of that car and be free of that creepy clown. Finally, they reached the Netero Avenue near to the subway station both teens rushed out of the car without making any noise asides of a “small thank you” to Machi, running inside the station as the car went away.

“Why the fuck did that fancy lady was dating the ex of your brother?” said Gon still scared by that clown.

“I have no idea and at this point is better to not have any idea of it.” Said Killua, still shocked by the way in which that clown was able to get a hot rich girlfriend despite of being the sleaziest clown he had ever even meet.

The Chimera Ant restaurant, Friday, 8:00 pm

“Hey, Pitou, I know that you have a lot of job right now but, why does that customer is dressed like a clown?” asked Knov, a worried chef to the receptionist.

“Dunno, but it seems that does not violate any dress code. And he said that he liked my new hair dye!” Said the receptionist smiling like a kitten who just cached his first mice.

“Still is very weird and I don´t like him much.”

“Well as long as our manager does not complain there is nothing, we can do about that clown guy.” Said the receptionist.

“But Pitou! She is blind, she is never gonna know that there is a man dressed as a clown here!”

"Then tell her that there is a clown." said Pitou.

"She is never gonna believe me!" screamed Knov.

“Well, unless she or the chef says something that is not our problem.” Said Pitou.

“But Pitou! That clown scares me!”

“Damn, you used to work in the military and now you are scared by a clown?”

“I say that clown is cursed! He looks evil!” said Knov hyperventilating and sweating as he saw the clown approaching to him.

“Excuse me sir, I know that my fiancé already asked for the bill for our table, but can I get another scoop of bubble gum ice cream please?” asked Hisoka to the waitress who just fainted in the place.

"Well, he is not a waitress, but even if he was I doubt he is gonna do anything now that he fainted. By the way I like your clown costume, it looks like a fusion of a diabolic harlequin and Caesar Romero´s Joker. " said Pitou to Hisoka.

"Oh, thanks sweety. Now, let me call my fiancé, I know she would help this man..." said Hisoka.

"Why did think your fiancé is gonna help him?" asked the Pitou a incredulously.

“Fuck off albina bitch, I am a doctor and for fucks sake I will help with this man.” Said Machi arriving to the scene crudely, while she started to examine Knov.

“That´s my woman!” cheered Hisoka, making the receptionist, genuinely intrigued.

How it was possible that a clown like him could date a doctor like her?

That was a mystery that deserved to remind unsolved.