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~♡Perfect Little Family ♤~ Hisomachi
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Chapter 1: ~Machi's unfortunate surprise~🧵🃏
{A/N Forgive me for the OOC, AU, and cringe!😫🎐}
[Machi Komacine is a 23 year old woman who's apart of the Phantom Troupe. a group of thieves and murders but to her they were like family. well all except one... Hisoka Morow replacement number 4 he had joined the Troupe 4 years ago and him and Machi became...... teammates to say the least she didn't really like him but over time developed feelings for the stupid clown but she'd never say it. of course he had feelings for her too and told her all the time. but she always just took what he said with a grain of salt not sure if he's lying or not but regardless things were about to change.
April 10th the troup was all together celebrating a big heist they just pulled off. so they decided to have a party✨ most of them got drunk but not Machi nor Hisoka. although something did go down between them that night Machi blamed it on "I was drunk" she'd always lie or blame it on something she'd never amit to it. a few days later Machi noticed something... Different...but didn't say anything. a 1 week later some of the Troupe decided to move to the next city but they ALL agreed to meet up again in a month. they wanted to hangout more. (Look idk I just need a excuse 😭) when they got to the new hideout Machi had to know. and so that night she found out...she was pregnant.... she didn't tell anyone but she was having a heart attack she had no idea what to do....this made her feel weak. she let her gard down what was she to do?...but before anything. she'd wait till he arrived... The father of this baby.. now as I said before not all the Troupe came with Machi the only people at the hideout right now were Chrollo, Pakunoda, Shalnark, Shizuku, Kortopi & Machi. they were still waiting for the other members one of them being the father of this kid. and so a few days past and now everyone was there. everyone except Hisoka. now normally Machi wouldn't care if he showed up or not but this was different they needed to talk.... two MORE days later and the clown finally decided to show up. although Hisoka was only planning to stay a few days maybe a week that was about to change once Machi starts talking. Chrollo exampled that he'd be staying in this city for a few months because he was a bit tired of moving and he added that any other member of the troupe could stay with him and that was all.]
Hisoka: Hi Machi~
Machi: Hi...or whatever...
Hisoka: so how are you doing?~
Machi: what do you care!
Hisoka: oh my dear Machi I care because your my friend, Teammate, Fellow spider and maybe something more someday~
Machi: S..Shut up! we're teammates that's it!
Hisoka: oh ok...~ -_-...so how are you?...
Machi: ....[She really didn't wanna say but... he was the father... she had to...]
Machi: not great....
Hisoka: oh my what's wrong dear~?
Machi: ... nothing....
Hisoka: oh stop lying and tell me. my dear~
Machi: ... I'll tell you later...
Hisoka: oh ok~...but don't think I'll forget~
Machi: yeah whatever..//.....
-To Be Continued- 🧵🃏
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My evolving thoughts on who Yuki should've ended up with, and fanfic's role in changing my mind
So, I want to talk about Yuki Sohma.
Yuki is the member of the main trio in Fruits Basket with whom I most identify. I have little in common with both Tohru and Kyo, and it took me several watches and read-throughs to start to understand their characters/arcs. (I love them, don't get me wrong! I just didn't fully appreciate the depth of their characters/arcs until maybe my third time through the series.)
Yuki, on the other hand, not only had many external qualities in common with me, but the way he grew mirrored some of the ways I changed in early adulthood. His arc felt true to my life, and so he was my favorite character from my first exposure to Fruits Basket.
When I started reading fanfic, I initially limited myself to canon compliant or limited canon-divergence fics, but eventually, I dipped my toes into some alternate pairings. Interestingly, while I truly can't see Tohru with anyone but Kyo, and I can only see Kyo with someone other than Tohru in very specific circumstances, Yuki seems to work with almost everyone he gets paired with. I mean, Yuki and Machi are my OTP, yet I have probably read (and bookmarked) every Yuki/Kakeru fic on Ao3, and some of the most beautiful fanfic I've ever read is Yuki/Kyo.
This confused me at first. Deeply. If Yuchi is my OTP, why do I devour every Yukeru and Yukyo fic?
Well, I think that's because Yuki's arc is, among other things, one where he rejects compulsory romance. This is made explicit in the Cinderella-ish story (why yes this is my favorite part of Fruits Basket, why do you ask?), where he quite literally rejects the role of the prince - the role that's been put onto him by others through the series. I think his arc would have been complete without him ending up with Machi, but there are things about their relationship that make his ending so much more satisfying. In stories where he ends up with Kakeru or Kyo, Machi almost always appears as an important friend for him. I think, for him, having strong bonds outside the Sohmas that he forged on his own was the point, rather than ending up in a relationship.
Anyway, with that out of the way, here are my thoughts on the five most common Yuki pairings on Ao3!
Yuki/Machi
Yes. I love them. 1000/10.
Okay, so the one criticism I have of Yuki/Machi is that Yuki is strongly gay-coded throughout the series, and it would've been awesome to see that play out in the way it was set up. I think that's a huge part of why I connected with Yuki - his arc definitely reminded me of my own experience coming to terms with my own queerness. For more on this, see this exceptional post by @yunsoh
But there are so many moments between them that make me swoon. The chalk scene, first and foremost. I used that scene to talk to my partner about how to support me when my OCD or ADHD is bad. Then there's scene where Yuki figures out why Machi destroys things, then asks to make footprints in the snow together (and tells her he's proud of her! and sees how hard she's worked!). The way he bought her Mogeta memorabilia or figured out she likes red or understood her intent when she chased him around the school to give him a flower and just ended up getting angry at him. The way he understood she bought Tohru a bath set because it's what she would want, just because Kakeru made a similar remark. The way he lit up when he saw Machi's trashed apartment - "the sea of despair."
And the way Machi understood and empathized with Yuki. The way he lit up and started laughing when she called him an airhead. The way she said it took someone like him to notice someone like her. The way she opened up to him and always sought him out. The way Kakeru shipped them. The way he knew she would miss him if he were to disappear, and the way being a support to her was something he needed for himself. The way she accepted him as he actually was, and not the way he thought he was supposed to be. The way she broke the door down with a chair when Yuki was trapped in the storage room. The way he teased her!
They've both been put in seemingly desirable positions within their families, yet those positions are responsible for so much of their pain and trauma. They get each other at a deep level. There's a mutuality to their relationship that Yuki desperately needed. I love them so much!
PS: if you also love Yuki/Machi, come find me on Ao3! I'll be posting some Yuchi content later this week!
Yuki/Kakeru
They have a fantastic and fun dynamic, and they are always touching each other. Kakeru is Yuki's confidant and someone who makes Yuki feel safe in being himself, flaws and all. They help each other grow - Yuki helps Kakeru be more empathetic, and Kakeru helps Yuki become more comfortable with himself. I think this pairing would have also been a satisfying end for Yuki, full stop. I love them, and I will read all your Yukeru fics, please and thank you. (Also, lots of Yukeru writers are just really good writers, so there are some gorgeous works for them.)
Yuki/Kyo
So, I didn't get why this ship was so popular at first, but then I was reminded that Yuki's first thought when he met Kyo was "pretty!" They both secretly admired each other, they're written as foils for each other, and there's a reason enemies to lovers is so popular (and it's called sexual tension).
There's a Yuki/Kyo fic that I'd credit with showing me what fanfic can really do - especially in the ways it expanded the universe, found its own way of handling the curse, and developed the relationship between the two boys in a way that also grew their characters. That fic is The Pursuit of Repeating History by @mistergrass
I do think that Yuki ending up with someone outside the Sohmas is more satisfying for his character arc than someone from the Sohma clan, but his relationship with Kyo is such a key part of his arc that this could be satisfying in its own right.
Yuki/Haru
I absolutely love the relationship these two have in canon. I love how Haru looks out for Yuki, and I love how he drives Yuki a bit crazy. I love how Haru tells Yuki the things he needs to hear, like that it's okay for him to focus on himself for a while, and I love how Yuki braves the Sohma estate to check on Haru. I also love the way Haru can read Yuki like a book.
Haru's words to Yuki about finding someone who will appreciate his fragility and kindness are always so touching. Haru is almost a mentor to Yuki, in a way, or a fairy godmother. (Or a long lost sister?) The fact that he was the one who got Yuki out of isolation at the hands of Akito, or that he was the one person who would check on him just speaks to the strength of his loyalty to Yuki.
I take Haru's statement of "Yuki was my first love" seriously, because he tells Yuki he is serious when Yuki warns him people will take him seriously when he says that. I know there's an argument to be made that Haru is just being his weird self, but that gives me and they were roommates vibes.
Unfortunately, most of the Yuki/Haru fics are dubcon with Dark Haru, which is not something I enjoy reading. What I'd really love to read is an AU where they're together in high school or later, or something that explores Haru's early feelings for Yuki, or just something that explores interesting sides of their characters that are brought out when they're together.
I don't think this would be a terribly satisfying end for Yuki, but I do really love their dynamic.
Yuki/Tohru
Okay, so, full disclosure: I was #teamyuki when I first watched Fruits Basket. Yet now, they're the only pairing on this list that I don't like. Why? Well, as I said above, Yuki's arc is much about rejecting this specific compulsory romance.
Compulsory how? Well, from the beginning, the series seems like it's setting up a love triangle, but kind of tells us (more and more explicitly as the series goes on) that things are not what they seem.
I think the series does a phenomenal job of making the reader/viewer complicit in placing this compulsory romance onto Yuki. A brief aside, making the reader/viewer complicit in the thing a story is criticizing is one of the most effective ways to criticize something, IMO, because it doesn't let the reader/viewer off the hook. We don't get to say, "Look at them, they're so foolish!" We're forced to examine our own expectations and acknowledge that we were made a fool of, too.
I totally got tingles at the spa scene (pictured above), even though upon rewatch, it's obvious how much of an act it is on Yuki's part, and how uncomfortable it makes Tohru. In fact, many of their most "romantic" moments, where the shojo bubbles appear and everything, are when Tohru is acting in an explicitly motherly way to Yuki, and he awkwardly tries to flirt because he's either misinterpreting his feelings or in denial about them.
I also thought his line, "that isn't what I want!" when he tells Kakeru about his true feelings for Tohru is one of the most powerful moments in the series. It's the moment he's finally letting go of being the Princely character and choosing to be himself, for himself, because he deserves to be known and accepted - something he'd never fully believed until that moment.
I think part of why I was initially #teamyuki was because I came to Fruits Basket through the anime first, where much of the development of his relationship with Machi was cut. Also, as I said above, I didn't really get the characters of Kyo and Tohru right away, and I think that prevented me from seeing the power of their romance. The True Form arc was a key moment that I truly didn't understand until several viewings/readings later.
So, all of that is why I don't care for this pairing. I get why people do, but I do feel it undermines Yuki's agency and his character arc. It's a pairing that makes me sad when I see it, as if this character I love has taken a step backward.
(Incidentally, I've been wanting to write a fic where the True Form arc plays out differently and Yuki takes longer to realize the nature of his feelings for Tohru. I truly wonder how he would've come to that understanding without witnessing her running after Kyo. Would he have tried dating her? Would it have been a total disaster?)
Other pairings and larger relationship structures
Out of the other pairings I found, the only one I'm genuinely curious about is Yuki with Saki Hanajima. I'll have to go read those fics. They are each the "cold" half of a "hot/cold" duo (the "hot" halves being Kyo and Arisa, who are basically the same person). I'm very curious what led people to pair them in the handful of fics about them!
(Interestingly, I think it's possible to read Saki and Arisa both as having a bit of sexual tension with Kyo, but not with Yuki.)
The others include Akito, Ayame, Hatori, and Shigure - all pairings that would have a noncon/dubcon element due to Yuki's age, and that's before you get into the specific traumas that these characters have inflicted on Yuki, or the inherent power dynamics between them, or the close familial relationship with Ayame, etc...
The trio relationships are all intriguing and full of possibility. Yuki/Tohru/Kyo? Obviously. Yuki/Kakeru/Kimi? Potential for lots of wackiness. Yuki/Kyo/Haru? Could be the next Mabudachi trio.
(No shade to anyone who enjoys fics with the pairings or tropes I don't like! This blogger believes in "don't like, don't read.")
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Shared Shower (Machi x Reader)
Prompt: Sis and Machi shower together, simple enough Pairing: Machi Komacine x Fem!Reader Word Count: 514 TW: fingering, (f!receiving), dubcon, lesbian sex, nipple stimulation, smut below the cut
She'd just finished letting the conditioner sit in your hair for a minute, before she spoke, “I'm gonna rinse it out, but can you stand up?” You nod and stand up. Your legs feel a bit unstable but eventually you wake up from your half-sleep and she rinses out any product left. You relax, preparing to turn off the water until you feel her hands slide down to your shoulders, giving them a light squeeze. You let your arm fall back to your side as she works her hands down your arms, lightly squeezing and gently massaging them as she works her way down your body. You absentmindedly allow her to trace her comforting touch down your body, as her hands change their location from your forearms to your hips, and gently knead the skin there, slowly making their way up your sides.
You bask in the feeling, allowing her hands to wander your body without your concern, that is, until you feel her cupping your tits. She gently fondled them, pinching the nipple and twisting, eliciting a quiet gasp from you.
“Hey, wait-” You begin, as Machi gives your boob another light squeeze,
“What’s wrong?” She asks, not stopping her movements,
“Nothing, it’s just…” You try to come up with anything to say that explains your hesitation, since the last thing you want her to do is stop. She knew that too, of course, but she wanted to hear it for herself
“Want me to stop?” She asked, tracing her right hand down while keeping her left on your breast. You shake your head, and she pauses her movements
“Use your words. Do you want me to stop?” She repeats,
“Please, keep going…” Your tone is kept quiet, not wanting the other girls to hear, though the chances are low because of the running water.
“Good girl,” She says, before resuming her actions. Her right hand trailed down your body, reaching around your waist to dip a few fingers to drag between your folds, gathering your slick to trace around your clit. She began to make quick ‘eight’ shapes with her fingers on one hand, while continuing to pinch and twist your nipples with the other, quickly working you towards your orgasm. You continued to let out little moans and mewls, trying your hardest to keep your voice down.
“M-Machi…” you try to warn her of your impending release, and despite only one word being spoken she understood you, loud and clear
“Go ahead,” She says, increasing the pace of her fingers on your clit, and using her other hand to turn your head to your side. She pushes her body into you from behind, tilting her head over your shoulder and crashing her lips onto yours, pushing you over the edge. Your legs quake as you cum, falling forward, and using your forearms to once again catch yourself, this time on the shower wall. She catches you by your waist, wrapping her arms around your torso to further ground you, making sure you don't fall. When you regain your strength, she turns off the water, and opens the door for you and carefully guides you onto the mat.
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Bread on Toast - A Future Man Fanfiction
Josh Futturman and his fellow coworker and best friend, Liv Branson, get roped into saving the world as time traveling saviors with, what were thought to be, video game characters, Wolf and Tiger. Not only are Liv and Josh completely incompetent, but they are also emotionally inept- will this cause the destruction of mankind? Only time will tell.
Warnings: strong language, (this is probably the episode you all have been waiting for) Josh puts on lingerie (and looks hot while doing it), alludes to Kronish and Leslie having sex, hijinks are about to ensue
Chapter 8: Operation: Fatal Attraction
A/N: hey party people, just wanted to pop in and tell you this is my favorite chapter :p
Tiger threw Josh to the ground faster than he had time to react. All of the sudden his back hit the ground and it knocked the wind out of him.
“Tiger!” Liv cried, also shocked.
“Are you fucking kidding me?!” Tiger yelled, stepping on his chest. “This was not the plan. You’re fucking up the plan!”
“This day was the turning point in Kronish’s life!” Josh gasped. “He was going to give it all up and sail away with his one true love, Leslie! Instead he stayed with his wife and kept doing research. It’s his biggest regret-“
Tiger rolled her eyes at Josh’s blabbering. “Wolf! Help me stand on his chest!” She called to Wolf, who was still excitedly checking out the Corey Hart poster.
“Tiger! Off his chest!” Liv snapped her fingers as if Tiger were a dog. “Let him breathe!”
“I thought you weren’t happy with him.” Tiger said flatly to Liv. “Why don’t you help me stand on his chest.”
“Tiger, let him speak!” Liv marched up to Tiger, ready to push her off of Josh’s chest, but realized she might suffer the same fate if she did that. Josh tried to sit up but Tiger just pushed him right back down with her boot.
“Tiger,” Josh’s voice cracked. “You said that if there was a way to save the world without killing anyone you would do it. This is a way.”
Tiger pursed her lips as she considered this. “How do we get him on the boat?” Tiger shot Liv a glare as she inched a little too close. “He gets to get up if he can come up with an actual good plan.” She hissed to Liv, who shrunk away, giving Josh an apologetic look.
“We already know Kronish is having an affair with Leslie. So, we just need to expose that-“
“Difficult.” Tiger interrupted, placing her hands on her hips and shaking her head down at him.
“-which will blow up his marriage-“
“Speculative .”
“-which was bad anyways because Marigold was already cheating on him too-“
“Hearsay.”
“-which would give him the push he needs to leave. It’ll be a win-win for everybody!” Josh finished, sounding positive. “It’s gonna work. Trust me, alright? We’ll go back to 2017 to a world with no Kronish Labs…and if there is, well, there’s always a baby to kill in 1949.”
Wolf wandered back to the group holding two ice cream cones, offering Liv one. Tiger caught Josh’s attention again by slightly digging her heel into his ribs, making him wince.
“If you time trick us again, I'll burst your nut sack.” She stated, taking her foot off his chest.
Josh’s expression fell as he instinctively covered his crotch. “…okay…” he mumbled, sitting up. Liv held out a hand and helped him to his feet as she licked her ice cream. “Hey, Wolf,” he looked at Wolf, who was licking his ice cream as well. “We need some wheels.”
Wolf stopped licking the ice cream. “Oh, I’ll get you 100 fuckin’ wheels.” He said, growing excited.
“Oh, uh, no, we just need four. On a car.” Josh said, glancing at Liv again, who glanced at him too, trying to suppress a smile behind her ice cream, probably at how giddy Wolf seemed to be. Josh couldn’t help but grin too, her smile was contagious.
“On it.” Wolf nodded, diving back into the chocolate ice cream.
“Is that good, Wolf?” Liv giggled. Wolf was on cloud 9, he’d never had ice cream before.
“Fuckin’ delicious.” Wolf looked like he was making out with the ice cream. Liv snickered and scrunched her nose, going back to her own ice cream. Josh’s eyes were still stuck on Liv. He had no thoughts in his head, he’d even forgotten where they were for a second. He just watched Liv giggle at Wolf. He liked her laugh.
“What else?” Tiger’s harsh voice snapped him back to reality.
“We’ve, uh, we’ve got some shopping to do.” Josh said, looking back to Tiger, her eyes piercing into his.
“What.” She grumbled.
“I’ll explain when we get there.” Josh said.
“Are we going to get, like, era appropriate outfits, because we look stupid, Josh.” Liv said, referring to the janitor uniforms they both were wearing.
“Uh, if you want?” Josh shrugged. “You don’t look stupid though, Liv, I hope you know that.” Wolf hummed happily, licking some melting ice cream off of the cone. Tiger sharply exhaled through her nose and slapped the cone from Wolf’s hand. Wolf looked down at the ice cream, stunned. Tiger slapped Liv’s from her hands too and marched away. Liv frowned.
“Tiger,” Wolf growled. “I was licking that.”
“I don’t give a shit.” Tiger snapped as she stomped away.
“Jesus,” Liv muttered, trying to wipe chocolate ice cream off of her jumpsuit. ���What’s her deal?”
Wolf sauntered after Tiger, and Josh and Liv fell slightly behind. “I thought I came up with a good plan, she stopped stepping on me.” Josh mumbled to Liv.
“Oh…she might still be moody from the police station.” Liv whispered.
“Maybe.” Josh whispered back. Tiger whipped her head around to glare at them.
“Could you walk any fucking slower? Come on! We don’t have all day!” She lashed. Liv and Josh both sped up. As they both walked closer to Tiger and Wolf, their hands brushed. Liv’s immediate response was to move her hand away, acting like she just needed to scratch her arm. Josh’s hand lingered for a moment as his brain buffered. He slowly copied Liv, moving his hand away and pretending he needed to rub his eye. Wolf stopped in his tracks and turned around.
“Okay Liv, you and me need to go find us a sweet ride.” He beamed.
“Actually!” Josh blurted out, louder than he’d meant to. “Wolf, you can do this on your own.”
“Are you sure?” Liv asked skeptically.
“Yeah!” Josh awkwardly folded his arms.
“I can go by myself?” Wolf asked, sounding stunned that Josh trusted him. Tiger pursed her lips and looked annoyed.
“Fine.” She gave an annoyed huff. “Wolf, get us a car.” She glanced at Josh and looked him up and down. She then glanced at Liv, then back to Josh, realizing she was about to be third wheeling. Wolf took off running.
“I won’t let you down!” He shouted as he ran off.
“Where are we going Josh?” Liv asked, combing her fingers through her hair. Josh stared at her for a moment. Liv gave him a weird look, making him blink and look at the ground. Tiger groaned. Yeah, she was third wheeling.
“Okay, so, we need to find a lingerie store.”
The moment they walked up to the adult shop, Liv started to separate from the group.
“Liv, where are you going?” Josh asked, sounding panicked. He didn’t want to be left alone with Tiger and surrounded by lingerie.
“We’re getting weird looks, I’m going to get an era appropriate outfit.” Liv said.
“Smart.” Tiger stated from behind Josh.
“Liv, can’t you wait?” Josh whined, he didn’t feel comfortable picking out lingerie for Tiger. He called his plan “Operation: Fatal Attraction”, like the movie, Fatal Attraction.
“Josh.” Liv sighed and pointed to the clothing store next door. “I’ll just be in there. You’re a big boy, go and pick out lingerie.” She poked him in the ribs. Josh’s stomach flip flopped and his cheeks flushed as she turned and walked into the neighboring store and stared longingly after her.
“…you’ve gotta be shitting me.” Tiger murmured as she marched into the adult novelties store. Josh snapped back to reality and followed her in.
“Wait- Tiger!”
“Do I seriously have to hang around…” she gestured to all of Josh. “…this right now?”
Josh frowned. “Ouch…”
“This pathetic, sad, little…puppy dog man?” She spat. People around them started looking.
“Tiger, that’s mean.” Josh mumbled.
“You’re a pathetic mess right now.” Tiger hissed through gritted teeth. Josh looked like a deer in headlights as she leaned down to his level. “Stay hard.”
“What?”
“Stay hard.” Tiger repeated. Josh blinked obliviously. “Stop staring at Liv.” She squinted her eyes at him. “You’re supposed to stay focused.” Josh went beet red and turned to a rack of bras and started looking through them without responding. Tiger let out a heavy sigh and put her hands on her hips. “…sorry.” She hesitated before saying it, she wasn’t usually one to apologize and she wasn’t sure why she felt the need to do so, but she did. She took another deep breath in and out. “Let’s just get this job done. Why are we here in this skimpy clothes store?”
“It’s like the movie Fatal Attraction, you’re playing a psycho mistress like the one played by Glenn Close, but you will be posing as Leslie. In the movie she has sex with Michael Douglas, who’s like Kronish. We’re going to go into Kronish’s house, take some sexy pictures of you on his bed, leave it there for his wife to find, affair exposed, marriage over, future saved.”
“Or,” Tiger said, picking up some red knee high nylon socks. “We put a gun to his head and make him get on the boat.”
“No Tiger, we can’t force him. It has to be on his own free will, okay?” Josh shook his head, picking up a corset as holding it up to Tiger’s body. She tensed up and pursed her lips. “That looks right, right?” Josh muttered.
“Don’t touch me.” Tiger slapped the corset away and rolled her eyes.
“What about this robe?” Josh studied a pink lace and silk robe.
“I literally don’t care.” Tiger huffed. “Just get something and let’s get this over with.”
Tiger was annoyed the rest of the time while Josh held up different bra options for her to wear asking questions like “what size are you?” (She didn’t know) “what color looks best on you?” (She didn’t care) “Would you be willing to wear assless chaps?” (She was 5 seconds away from strangling Josh with said assless chaps).
“Why can’t Liv do this?” Tiger finally complained, slapping a thong out of his hands.
“Because-“ Josh froze. The very thought of Liv in any of this was too much for his brain to handle. “Because, you’re doing it.” Josh choked out. Tiger groaned. “Tiger, just go with me here, okay?” Josh sighed, making his way over to the section with lipsticks on display.
They bought the items they’d picked out and met Liv outside of the shop, who was wearing baggy jean shorts and a yellow tank top. She fit right in and Josh thought she looked really pretty. In the most platonic way possible, of course. It’s not like he was falling for her every time he looked her in the eyes.
“So, what is this?” Liv asked, snatching the bag from Josh’s hands and rifling through it. “Josh, are you going to seduce Kronish?” Liv teased, giving him a smug look and pulling out a tube of lipstick.
“Ha. Ha.” Josh snatched the bag back. “No.” He grabbed the lipstick from her hand and stuck it back in the bag.
“I’m psycho mistress, Glenn Close.” Tiger said. “I have pleasure sex with Michael Douglas.” Liv gave her a weird look.
“Fatal Attraction.” Josh added.
“Yeah, I know that movie. What does this have to do with anything?” Liv asked.
“We’re going to take sexy pictures of Tiger on Kronish’s bed and leave them for Marigold to find.” Josh said.
Liv nodded. “Hot.” A red car came squealing to a halt on the street next to them and Wolf proudly got out.
“What the fuck is this?” Tiger grumbled.
“1985 Pontiac Fiero GT, 2.8 liter V6, 140 horsepower, and four fuckin’ wheels.” Wolf proudly folded his arms and leaned against the car.
Tiger looked unimpressed. “And two fucking seats.”
“Where do Liv and I sit?” Josh asked.
“Liv can squeeze next to Tiger.” Wolf said.
“No.” Liv and Tiger said at the exact same time. They already knew how Tiger didn’t like when Liv sat too close.
“Josh,” Wolf opened the hood of the car to reveal a small trunk that held a man who was bound and gagged.
“Jesus Christ!” Josh gasped.
“Wolf! Did you steal this man’s car?” Liv scolded.
Tiger stepped forward and slammed the hood. “This car is useless.”
Josh turned to Liv with panicked eyes. “Is that kidnapping?” He asked frantically. Liv shrugged and looked equally as panicked.
“We’d be more successful if we took electrodes, attached them to a sewer clown’s nuts and told him to run.” Tiger narrowed her eyes at Wolf.
“Oh what? You wanna sedan? Fuckin- a minivan? We’re gonna look lame!” Wolf argued.
“I’ll make you lame if you don’t return this car.” Tiger demanded. “That’s an order.”
Wolf looked at Liv, as if she would say something different. “Fine.” He seethed when Liv didn't say anything.
“And- and return the guy please.” Josh spoke up as Wolf angrily got in the driver’s seat. Wolf growled and slammed the door. He rolled down the windows and shot Tiger a nasty glare.
“Can a fucking sewer clown do this?” He growled as he loudly revved the engine. He sped away and the tires squealed. The three of them stared after the car for a moment, Tiger looking pissed, Josh looking stressed, and Liv looking scared.
“Okay. We’re walking.” Tiger turned on her heel and started walking down the sidewalk.
“Tiger,” Josh spoke up. “We have to go this way.” He pointed in the opposite direction. Tiger rolled her eyes and walked quickly past Liv and Josh.
“Does she know where she’s going?” Liv whispered to Josh as Tiger walked further and further ahead.
“I have no idea if we even know where we’re going.” Josh admitted quietly.
“He probably lived in the same house in ‘85…right?”
“I hope so.”
There was a few minutes of awkward silence between them, save for Liv and Josh calling up to Tiger when to make a turn. Tiger would throw dirty looks back at them, but would do as they would tell her. She clearly didn’t like being ordered around, even when it was simply just directions to Kronish’s house.
“Hey Liv?” Josh finally said, clutching the bag of lingerie in his arms. “Are you still mad at me?”
“What? Oh,” Liv folded her arms and looked at the ground. “Josh, I wasn’t mad at you, it’s just that I felt embarrassed.”
“Why are you embarrassed?”
“Josh, I really don’t want to talk about it.” Liv sighed. “Please.”
“Liv, I just wanted to say I’m really sorry for bringing it up. I thought Jeri was lying and that it was crazy, I…I just don’t want you to be mad at me.” Josh apologized.
Liv’s body language shifted, uncrossing her arms and becoming less guarded. “I’m not mad at you, Josh,” Liv laughed lightly. “I promise. It’s just…wouldn’t you feel a little embarrassed if someone had told Jeri you’d liked her and she approached you about it?”
Josh nodded and shrugged. “Yeah, good point.”
“This doesn’t mean I don’t want to be friends, I hope you know. I promise I won’t act all weird now. I don’t ever want to lose you.” Liv said. Josh’s heart swelled as he slowed down and gave Liv a sentimental and sweet look.
“Yeah, same. You mean a lot to me.” Josh looked down at the ground and felt his cheeks get warmer.
Liv bumped shoulders with him as they walked. “I mean, you’re cool I guess. I tolerate you.” She teased. Josh looked back at her, a sappy grin spreading over his face.
“I see it.” Tiger stated loudly, turning right.
Josh and Liv both sped up. Sure enough, the name Kronish was scrawled in cursive along the side of their mailbox in front of their house.
“Rat pot.” Tiger muttered, ducking behind a car. Josh grabbed Liv’s arm and followed Tiger. Tiger went digging through her satchel and pulled out a pair of binoculars, handing them to Josh. “Find an entrance, we can’t just walk in through the front door.”
Josh peeked over the hood of the car with the binoculars. He looked around for a moment, when he saw a little white cat climb up and into an open window. “Bingo. I found our way in.”
Tiger popped up from behind the car, holding her hand up behind the sky and squinting. “Wolf was supposed to be here three fingers ago,” she said, measuring how far the sun had moved with her fingers. Liv and Josh’s eyes bugged out of their heads and they pulled Tiger back down. “He’s never late!”
“Get down, get down!” They both hissed.
“Maybe he got lost.” Josh said in a hushed voice, looking over at Liv, who was digging through the bag and pulling out lipsticks and examining them.
“Resistance soldiers don’t ever get lost, we’re born trackers. He could sniff out a sludge grub in a blood bog 20 kilometers away.” Tiger said. She looked up at the sky as she had a realization. “It’s gotta be the Biotics.”
“There’s Biotics here?” Liv asked.
“Yeah, after all our dicking around in history, they probably put deep cover guards on Kronish at every point in his life.” Tiger sank lower onto the ground. “Shit…he has the TTD. They’re gonna be tracking that.” She muttered. Josh looked over at Liv and they gave each other worried looks. Tiger looked at both of them. “I gotta go find Wolf.”
“B-but Tiger, this is our only shot.” Josh protested.
“You planned this op, you two are going to pull it off without me.” Tiger said.
“But-“ Josh started.
“You've got this. I trust you two, you’ve come a long way.” Tiger said, digging through the lingerie. “Now put on these assless chaps.” She threw some leather pants at Josh and stood up. “Saddle up.” Liv couldn’t help but snicker at Josh’s horrified face.
“Tiger! Tiger, wait!” Josh called after her as she began to walk away.
“And stay focused!” She turned around and pointed to Josh. “Liv! You’re the Josh babysitter now! Make sure you don’t, I dunno, distract him!”
Liv looked confused and blushed. Josh’s face grew more horrified and turned bright red. “I don’t need a babysitter!”
Tiger didn’t respond. Josh awkwardly turned to Liv. “I guess we-“
“Come on,” Liv snatched the pants from his hands and stuffed them back into the shopping bag. They both stealthily snuck across the yard and to the window.
“I’ll give you a boost.” Josh whispered, propping himself up on one knee. He boosted Liv up to the window and she pulled herself up. She awkwardly crawled through and fell right onto the ground in what she assumed was Kronish’s bedroom.
“Okay, Josh, hold on one sec, I- Josh!” Josh came through the window and fell right onto her. “Ow!” She groaned as Josh crashed into her, laying right on top of her.
He quickly scrambled off of her. “Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!” His cheeks were burning a bright red. Liv’s whole face was hot and her body felt like it was on fire. “Did I hurt you?”
“I’m okay,” she said, scrambling to her feet. “I’ll-“ she tucked her hair behind her ear. “Um, I’ll go and make sure the coast is clear.” Liv dashed towards the door.
“Yeah, okay, I’ll um…yeah…” Josh started pulling everything out of the bag. Liv snuck out of the bedroom and into the hall. After a few seconds she tiptoed back in.
“House is empty.” She said in a low voice.
A nervous tingle flushed through Josh’s body as Liv walked up next to him and surveyed the lingerie options. He shifted his feet awkwardly. “Okay, so, uh…I guess without Tiger here we can just have you put some of this on and-“
“Woah there,” Liv stopped him, holding up a finger. “Tiger clearly picked you to replace her.” She said, a smug grin spreading across her face. “She threw those assless chaps at you.”
Josh’s face flushed even redder. “Liv-“
“We can make it look like you’re a woman.” Liv said confidently. “Remember? I’m a great photographer.” She walked over to a nightstand and grabbed a polaroid camera. “You’re gonna want a cameraman.”
Josh looked horrified. “No, Liv-“
“You don’t want to see me in any of this.” She laughed walking back over to Josh, camera in her hands. Josh paused for a moment. He glanced at the lingerie and back to Liv. Thinking of Liv in lingerie again made his heart stop and his head feel a little dizzy. “Come on.” Liv said, shoving his arm.
“Are you sure it would work?” Josh asked nervously.
“Put that lingerie on, Futturman. For the fate of the world.” Liv added, bumping his hip with hers.
Josh inhaled deeply and looked back at his many, many options. “Fate of the world.” He muttered. He looked at Liv and rolled his eyes (playfully). “Goddammit Liv.”
“Hey, Tiger’s the one who picked you.” Liv giggled, sitting on the bed.
“I am not wearing the assless chaps.” Josh said loudly.
“Good, I didn’t want you to.”
“You have to turn around, you can’t look.” Josh muttered as he started to sort through the lacy pieces of clothing.
Liv slapped his hand away. “Okay, I don’t trust you to pick out anything sexy here. You’re a boy. Let the touch of a woman help you out here.”
“You could have said man.” Josh pouted.
“Boy.” Liv repeated, picking up some fishnets. “Boy.” She picked up some leopard print panties and snickered evilly.
“At least pick something flattering.” Josh started unzipping his jumpsuit.
“Woah there, Mr. Eager!” Liv stopped him. “Clothes stay on for right now, no one wants to see that!” Josh thought about making a snarky remark about her liking him, but decided against it. He didn’t want to make her mad for real this time. Liv turned around with his first option, fish nets, a tiny little black corset, and the leopard print panties.
“This is the best photoshoot ever.” Liv said to him with a teasing smile. She was so looking forward to how stupid he would look. Josh huffed and took the lingerie from her hands.
“Turn around.”
“There’s a bathroom right there.”
Josh paused and looked into the bathroom. “Just…turn around…” he muttered again. Liv shrugged and turned to the wall.
“Okay, suit yourself.”
“What if I need help getting some of this on?” Josh finally admitted. Liv laughed.
“Then I will help you…depending on what you need help with.” When Josh was sure she couldn’t see, he quickly stripped everything off.
“This is crazy.” He muttered. “This is so, so, so, crazy.”
“Get dressed.” Liv snapped her fingers.
“How do girls wear stuff like this?” He complained, putting on the panties.
Liv leaned her forehead against the wall with her hands covering her eyes. “I dunno, I’ve never worn lingerie.”
Josh paused. “…really?”
“Putting on underwear,” Liv snapped her fingers again. “Feeling sexy and free.” She continued, loudly pep talking to him. Josh huffed and dropped the corset on the ground, picking up the stockings instead.
“How do I…?” He held up the fishnet stockings. “…Liv?”
“Oh God, don’t tell me you need help.”
“Help.” Nothing. “Please?”
Liv hesitated, but turned around and saw the sight in front of her. This was the absolute most she’d ever seen of Josh. She burst out laughing.
“Liv!” Josh whined and held up the fishnets.
“Oh so what? You don’t know how to put on tights?” Liv made her way over to him. Josh’s heart lurched and he got a tingly feeling in the pit of his stomach.
“There’s…a lot of holes…”
She pointed at the stockings. “Put them on like you would put on socks.” As Josh figured out how to put on the fishnets, Liv excitedly went through some of the other things on the bed. “Put these shoes on, your mom told me you could walk in heels.” Josh looked up from adjusting the stocking on his thighs to see Liv holding some chunky heels.
“My mom told you what?”
The heels made Josh about four inches taller than Liv (which was a first, they were the same height). She stood in front of him, putting a layered pearl choker around his neck. Josh’s heart was racing quicker than normal as he felt Liv’s fingers brushing against his neck.
“Looking gorgeous.” Liv teased, twisting the choker around so the clasp was in the back.
“Yeah,” Josh scoffed. “You’re probably loving this.” As soon as he said it he froze. Liv took a step away and gave him a stern look.
“What.”
Josh’s eyes widened. “I just meant- ‘cause- you know? I look like an idiot right now.” He said quickly.
Liv narrowed her eyes at him, studying him, but visibly relaxing. “You’re a very beautiful woman, Josh.” Josh let out a chuckle, feeling his shoulders relax. “This is the best you’ve ever looked.” She teased.
“Oh I bet.” Josh said, picking up the corset again.
“Actually wait,” Liv picked up a lacy little shawl. “Try this instead.” She helped Josh put it on and took a step back to admire her work (and admire her work). “Amazing!” She sang. She picked the camera off of the bed. “Now pose.”
“What do I do?” He asked as she held up the camera to her eye.
“Be sexy.” Liv said.
“Easier said than done,” he muttered.
“Just…pop your knee and put your hands on your hips like this.” Liv demonstrated for him. Josh awkwardly copied. “Okay,” Liv snapped a picture and waited for the picture to develop. Josh wandered over next to her and watched as the photo slowly developed.
“Is that a good one?” Josh asked as Liv took the picture and studied it.
“We’ll figure out once it develops!” She shooed him away. “Go back over there and pose again, I’ll get a couple angles.”
As Liv snapped more pictures, Josh became more comfortable and giddy. Liv made him put on a couple more outfits, including the silky pink robe from earlier with a boa around his neck, a little leopard print number with feather trim and a spiked choker, red fishnets and lacy red shorts, and several others. He’d even attempted a bit of liner on his eyes (which ended up a faded, smudged mess in three seconds anyways. Liv also reminded him his face wouldn’t be in the pictures after he’d decided to do that). He’d caught Liv staring and her eyes lingering on him several times, and every time a surge of tingly nerves shot through him. He was never nervous around Liv. He decided to chalk it all up to the fact he was so exposed and definitely not because he liked the feeling of her fingers lightly brushing his skin as she adjusted his jewelry and his corsets. That was for sure.
Liv was turned around with her face pressed into her hands as he changed again. It looked like a sexy, lingerie tornado had hit the room. The one problem Josh found with putting on the panties was the fact his dick was enormous now.
“Ow!” He yelped, trying to shove everything into place.
“You good?” Liv asked, starting to turn around.
“Don’t turn around!” Josh yelped.
“Okay, okay!” Liv turned back to the wall. Josh did a little hop as he adjusted the underwear. Putting on a blue robe with feathers on the trim, he did a little spin for himself in the mirror, humming to himself. “You can look now.”
Liv turned around and couldn’t suppress a smile as she watched him check himself out in the mirror (she shyly did too). She walked over to him, picking up different chokers from off the bed and holding them up to Josh’s neck, seeing which one she liked best. She was humming too.
“What song are you humming?” Josh asked.
“What song are you humming?” Liv asked as she picked the spiked choker.
“‘Love Shack’.” Josh said, then tensed up, wondering if that sounded weird.
“Ah, the whole shack shimmy.” Liv quoted the song as she clasped the choker and pushed it around. “I was humming ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’.” She said. “By Tiffany.” She added.
Josh gulped as Liv’s fingers brushed down his neck. “That- that is such a good song.” Josh said, red all the way up to the tips of his ears. He was going insane, if Liv adjusted anything on his body one more time, he thought he might explode. At the same time, he liked when she was this close to him.
Liv shoved everything off the bed while Josh figured out how to lace up a corset himself, they were almost done. The last batch of photos they were going to do were ones of Josh laying on Kronish’s bed. Josh sat on the edge of the bed.
“Wait, stay right there.” Liv crouched in front of him, snapping a picture. She stood up and waited for the picture to develop. “Okay, let’s do a couple more and then we can put leave the pictures for Marigold to find.”
Josh sorted through the pictures they already had. “Too much dick…” he tossed a picture behind him. “Oh God, are my legs really that hairy? Nope.” He tossed another one. “Wolf’s dick is ruining most of these pictures.” He muttered, looking up and seeing Liv pretending the bedding was far more interesting than what Josh was saying, cheeks rosy. Josh pried his eyes away from Liv’s blushing face and back to the pictures, blushing himself. “We can sort through these after, let’s take some more pictures.”
Liv stood on the bed with Josh laying in between her legs as the two of them giggled and took more raunchy pictures. “I’m trying to only get pictures without your face.” Liv giggled as Josh made a face at the camera.
“Oh what? Am I too beautiful for the pictures?” Josh asked teasingly.
“If that’s what helps you sleep at night.” Liv giggled. “Mkay, I think…these are good right?” Liv leaned down to show Josh, who was still laying on the bed, the pictures that were developed already. He sat up and looked through them.
“Yeah,” Josh muttered as he went through them. “Yeah!” He looked up at Liv, impressed with her work. “That’s a woman!” He joked.
“Here,” Liv clambered off the bed. “Start looking at the other ones and then put them in here.” She placed an envelope on the bed next to him. “I’ll clean this shit up.”
Josh scooted to the edge of the bed and sorted through the pictures, putting the best ones in there. “Oh Liv, we should seal this with a kiss for Marigold!” He said with a proud grin.
“Yeah, you should do that with the lipstick, put it to good use.” Liv laughed as she shoved the thick heels into the bag.
“Will you…help me put it on?” Josh asked sheepishly.
Liv playfully rolled her eyes and dropped the bag to the ground. “Oh so you can walk in heels but can’t put on lipstick?” She teased, digging out a tube of fire engine red lipstick. “You better hold still.” She knelt on this floor in front of him.
Josh didn’t know what to do with his mouth, Liv put a hand on his cheek to hold his face in place. Josh saw the look in Liv’s eyes as she realized how close their faces were, he probably had the same look in his eyes too.
“Open- open your mouth a little bit.” Liv stammered, blinking a few times. Josh did so and she started to run the lipstick over his lips.
“This good?” Josh asked, rubbing his lips together.
“Uh…” Liv didn’t move away after she finished applying the lipstick to Josh’s lips. Josh didn’t move away either. They both looked at each other, faces just inches apart.
Kiss her. KISS HER! His brain screamed. His eyes darted between her lips and her eyes. It felt like they sat there for eternity, when in reality it was more of an awkwardly silent three seconds. “Do I…do I have something on my face?” Josh asked awkwardly, not knowing what to do. Liv looked like she wanted to move away, but was entranced. Josh’s face was on fire all the way up to his ears. The sexual tension between them was so thick, Josh could slice it open with a knife.
“Sorry…I…” Liv trailed off. She didn’t know what to say. Josh could feel Liv’s shallow breaths against his face. As their noses brushed, Josh’s heart jumped into his throat. He’d never realized how much he wanted to kiss her until right in this moment. His heart was hammering in his chest. Oh God. He liked her. A lot.
Liv’s brain was glitching. “Josh?” She breathed out, still not moving away.
“Liv…I…” Josh whispered. He glanced into her eyes. He’d always thought Liv was beautiful, but right now in this moment, she was everything. She’d always meant so much to him and he’d always thought it was platonic…but the way he could feel her breath on his lips and the way her eyes looked longingly into his, he wanted to throw that all away. He wanted to kiss her so badly. His eyes dropped back down to her lips.
Liv wasn’t thinking about every reason she’d ever shoved down her feelings for Josh, she wasn’t thinking about what would happen after they kissed, if they did. She was thinking about Josh, sitting in front of her with lingerie on and smudged makeup and how she thought he was gorgeous. Her heart was palpitating.
“Liv, can I…kiss you?” Josh breathed out. He moved in, just centimeters closer, aching to close the gap between them. Liv gave a small nod and reciprocated. The tube of lipstick fell from her hand as they both slowly and nervously moved in. His hands gently set themselves on her waist. Their lips shyly brushed against each other.
“My husband is coming home in a few hours…so we don’t have much time…uh huh…” They heard from down the hall. Liv and Josh pulled away with wide, panicked eyes. Marigold had come home and neither of them had heard. “Yes, come over now!” They heard her say. Josh and Liv scrambled to their feet. Liv had a light smear of fire engine red across her lips. Josh sassily threw the feather boa he was wearing over his shoulder as he quickly tiptoed over to the door, quietly opening it just a sliver and peeking out.
“She is having an affair, she’s on the phone with someone.” He whispered loudly to Liv as she feverishly cleaned up the last of their mess and shoved it into the bag. “This is even better than my plan.”
“I’m going out to get some champagne and run some errands so just let yourself in. Wear something sexy.” Josh could hear the smile in Marigold’s voice. He watched Marigold excitedly prance over to the front door, and slipped out of the room.
“Josh!” He heard Liv hiss. He tiptoed down the hall to see if she’d left, when she appeared for a second, back turned to him, to grab something she almost forgot. Josh froze mid step, balancing on one leg as she almost turned around and saw him, but instead just walked out the door.
“Josh!” Liv hissed from behind him. “What are you doing?”
“Meddling.” He hissed back, trying to stealthily sneak into the kitchen, despite the loud clomping of his feathery kitten heels he was still wearing. Liv followed him into the kitchen. While Josh was clearly in meddling mode, she couldn’t get the fact that they had essentially kissed about 2 minutes ago out of her head.
“What’s your plan here?” Liv asked in a hushed voice. Josh picked up the phone that Marigold was talking on earlier.
“I’m calling Kronish’s job,” He said. “To see when he’s coming home.” He opened the phone book next to the phone and pointed to a number that was circled. “Bingo bango.” He muttered. Liv stood close behind him, her chest almost touching his back as she tried to see.
Josh looked over his shoulder at her and glanced down at her lips. “Oh…you’ve got…”
“Oh, your lipstick’s kinda…” Josh’s lipstick had gotten smudged and Liv was wearing a little of it.
Josh looked back at the phone, giddiness bubbling inside of him as he thought about what had almost happened a second earlier. “So…”
“Not the time Josh, dial the number.” Liv was trying to play it cool, but her heart was hammering out of her chest and she felt like she might explode with excitement. What would have happened had they not been interrupted? She was dying to know. Josh dialed the lab Kronish worked at.
“Hello, yes, hi,” Josh started. “I’m calling for Dr. Kronish, there’s something important he needs to come home for…oh he’s already on his way home? Oh, he’s sick.” Josh began pacing in front of the kitchen counter, shooting Liv a thumbs up. “That’s wonderful news, thank you.” He hung up the phone. He sassily leaned against the counter.
“Piece of cake. Ooh! Cake!” A cake (presumably a birthday cake for Kronish), sat in front of both of them on the counter. Josh swiped his finger across it, gathering some frosting with his finger, and sticking it in his mouth. “Mm, Liv, try this frosting.”
Liv was distracted, squinting out of the window at a man walking up to the house. “Is he coming here-? That’s him! That’s Marigold’s lover!” She excitedly hit Josh’s arm. Josh’s face broke into a mischievous grin.
“Oh shit, did you leave the bag in the room?” He asked.
“Fuck!” Liv cursed under her breath. Liv and Josh hurriedly dashed back down the hall and into Kronish’s bedroom, finding the bag had fallen off the bed and to the floor. Liv scooped up all the items that had fallen out and haphazardly shoved them back into the bag. Josh bumped into the table and almost knocked a heavy, Easter Island head off of it. They heard the man open and close the front door. They exchanged panicked looks. Josh frantically (but quietly) put the statue on the other side table as he grabbed Liv and pulled her into the closet with him, the man’s steps growing closer and closer to the bedroom door.
Just as Josh slid the closet door closed Liv came to the realization that this closet was tiny. Josh had his body pressed against hers, and Liv’s back was pressed against the wall. Her heart was pounding, both from the adrenaline and the closeness. The man’s shadow moved past the closet and Josh held his finger to his lips as he watched like a hawk. They heard the sound of him walking into the bathroom and undoing his belt. Josh poked his head out to see if the coast was clear. He looked at Liv and signaled for her to follow. The two of them tiptoed out the closet, to the door, and backed down the hall, making sure the man didn’t walk out and see them. Josh turned around just as the front door opened. Kronish. He almost made a noise, but quickly caught himself, grabbing Liv, who was still backing down the hall, by the shoulders and pushing her back into the bedroom.
“Under the bed, go under the bed.” He whispered frantically in her ear, praying the man wouldn’t see them. They snuck back into the room just as the man flushed the toilet, Liv immediately dropped and rolled under the bed and Josh followed her. Both of their eyes were wide as saucers as they tried to catch their breath quietly. They could see the man’s shoes as he walked out of the bathroom. Kronish entered. Josh grabbed Liv’s hand as she grabbed his shoulder excitedly. “It’s happening!” He mouthed to her. Kronish was about to face Marigold’s secret lover.
“Elias?” The man asked.
“…what are you doing here?” Kronish said in a low voice. Liv and Josh were shaking each other, the plan was working! There was a few brief moments where they didn’t hear anything as Kronish slowly approached the man. Liv stopped shaking Josh’s shoulder, they both looked confused. They heard kissing noises. Liv’s eyes went wider. Josh grabbed Liv’s shoulder and looked at her in shock. Clothes started falling to the floor in front of them. Liv slapped her hand over her mouth to keep from gasping out loud.
“Leslie…” they both heard Kronish mumble. Their jaws hit the ground. Leslie. This was Leslie. “…Leslie I’ve missed you…” Kronish said breathlessly as the bed creaked under their weight as they got on. Liv and Josh looked at each other.
“This…this is complicated.” Josh whispered.
Kronish and Leslie went at it for 2 hours. 2 hours of Liv and Josh under the bed listening to their ruckus and the bed rocking above their heads. Liv had somehow dozed off with her head propped up with her hand next to him, the squeaking and loud moaning above them becoming white noise to her. Josh laid his chin on his arms, his eyes were also starting to grow heavy. The two of them hadn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in days (or years, if you counted all the time traveling). Josh couldn’t stop thinking about how he’d kissed Liv. Quickly, but they’d kissed.
Her head slipped from her hand and gently onto his shoulder. Josh tensed at first, worried she would wake up and move away, but after a few seconds relaxed as he realized she was out. He slowly and gently laid his head on hers, taking in a deep breath and letting himself relax for the first time in a while. Despite the erotic scene above them, the two of them shared a wholesome moment. For a blissful moment, there were no Biotics, they weren’t in the 80s, and there weren’t two people having very loud and passionate sex above them. There was just Josh Futturman and Liv Branson. Josh reflected on their friendship.
He’d met Liv on his first day at Kronish Labs three years prior; she'd only been there a month longer than him. He remembered how they immediately hit it off, teasing each other and cracking jokes the whole day as she showed him around. That day he had gone home and excitedly told his parents about his new friend. He remembered his mom begging him to invite her to their big Futturman Super Bowl party and how nervous he’d been to ask her. The way her face lit up as he asked and the way she enthusiastically agreed to be there was something he had never forgotten. That was the first time Gabe and Diane had met Liv, and they instantly fell in love with her and she attended every party they had thrown after that. In the beginning, Diane was always asking Josh if he liked her. Josh remembered blushing and denying it, saying he liked Jeri. He had liked Jeri, but it was becoming more and more obvious that he also had liked Liv.
He remembered the time a scientist had hit on Liv and asked her on a date, and how he couldn’t go to sleep until Liv called him to tell him all about how it went. He remembered secretly hoping that the date would go badly so Liv didn’t go out with him again. The two of them had stayed up until early the next morning talking about it, laughing at how awkward it had been. He’d been jealous. His heart immediately sank for Liv, who for three years had to hear about his more obvious crush on Jeri. He felt so bad. Liv was always a constant for him while Jeri hadn’t shown any interest until he got wrapped up in the grand scheme of the Resistance. Liv had been his world for three years.
His eyes had fluttered shut as he pondered, not noticing that Liv had rested her hand on his elbow as she slept. The little white cat from earlier snuck under the bed, meowing. Josh’s eyes flew open. Liv inhaled deeply and lifted her head groggily. The cat eyed them curiously, meowing quietly. Liv seemed to slowly be processing where she was, looking confused at first and then remembering everything.
“Shh!” Josh quietly shushed the cat. “Go away!” He reached over Liv and gave the cat a little push. The bed started shaking harder, knocking a book off of the bedside table to their right. Josh gave the cat another small push. “Not right now, go away.” He whispered. The cat walked out from under the bed. Liv and Josh saw the Easter Island statue from earlier go crashing to the ground as the bed rocked violently. It fell onto the poor cat. Killing it.
Liv and Josh couldn’t hold back their gasps of horror, which were thankfully drowned out by the noise Kronish and Leslie were making. Liv scooted over, poking the cat.
“Is it okay?!” Josh whispered.
“Oh my God, the cat is dead.” Liv whispered, starting to well up with tears. Josh remembered another memory about Liv: the time Liv cried on their lunch break the first time she saw a bin of dead possums at work. She didn’t like when animals were in peril. She tearfully pulled the cat back under the bed. “Poor baby…” she whispered.
Josh pressed his ear to the cat, wanting to hear if he could make out a heartbeat. He couldn’t. “It’s dead…”
Kronish and Leslie moaned loudly, seeming to be wrapping things up. Josh’s ears perked up and he looked up hopefully. “Finally.” He breathed out. Liv wiped her tears.
“And now…your turn…” Kronish said to Leslie. The bed began to rock again.
“Are you kidding me?” Josh whispered through gritted teeth. Liv’s forehead hit the ground as she gave a heavy sigh.
30 more minutes of Josh and Liv under the bed listening to Kronish and Leslie have sex went by. Liv slowly stopped crying (Josh had put his arm around her and pulled her in close to him as she mourned the loss of the cat they’d just met). Finally, the bed stopped rocking and the moaning died down, dissolving into content laughter. Josh and Liv glanced up at the bed hopefully.
“Leslie, can I ask you a very serious question?” Kronish asked, his laughter dying down. “Were you…meowing?”
Leslie chuckled. “I thought that was you meowing!” Liv and Josh tensed up, both looking at the dead cat.
“Oh, must’ve been my neighbor's cat, always coming through that window.” Kronish laughed.
“Well, I can’t blame him, I can’t stay away from you either.” Leslie said flirtatiously.
“Well, good, I wouldn’t want you to.” Kronish responded smoothly. “…Ever since 8th grade, I knew who I really was. But…I was just too afraid to act on it. But then I met you.”
Josh looked at Liv with a small smile. They both looked up as if they were grinning at Kronish.
“And you know what? Holding each other?” Kronish continued. “That’s the best part.”
Josh still had his arm around Liv. He rubbed her arm, she looked at him with a small, sappy smile.
There were a few moments of silence above them. “So, how did Marigold take the news?” Leslie asked.
“Well…”
“You haven’t told her?”
Josh and Liv’s faces fell. Poor Kronish.
“…I-I’m going to, I’m packed and everything. This is the hardest part! I-I’m thinking about Dear John-ing it.” Kronish said defensively.
“No, no, no!” Leslie interrupted. Liv and Josh frantically shook their heads in disagreement with Kronish. “You have to tell it to her face! You owe her that much.” Josh and Liv nodded in agreement with Leslie.
“Elias? Are you home?” Marigold was finally back.
“Marigold!” Kronish hissed.
“Shit!” Leslie scrambled off the bed.
“Hey honey!” Kronish yelled for Marigold to hear. Liv and Josh perked up, getting ready to dart out from under the bed and make their escape as soon as Kronish and Leslie were gone.
“Are you having doubts?” Leslie asked. “Tell her.”
“I just came home early!” Kronish continued to call out to his wife, fixing the sheets.
“I wanna hear it.” Leslie kept going. “I’ll be here for moral support, I’ll hide underneath the bed!” Liv and Josh looked at each other, panicked. “I’ll even hide in the closet!”
“That’s ridiculous, go out the window.” Kronish begged.
“Then I’ll see you at the marina tonight?” Leslie bent over, picking up his pants and shirt. Liv scooted back out of fear he might see them. Josh stayed, wide eyed.
“Of course.” Kronish sighed. They heard Kronish open the door just as the rustling of the blinds signaled that Leslie had climbed out the window. Liv crawled out from under the bed, trying to keep the rustling of the lingerie bag quiet. Josh rolled out holding the cat, he carefully tucked it into the bag, Liv looking away so she didn’t get sad. They tiptoed down the hall, hearing Marigold talking to the Kronish.
“What are you doing home?” She asked suspiciously.
“The truth is Marigold, I…uh…” Josh stopped right where the hallway wall ended. Liv came up right behind Josh, listening intently. “I…decided to come home early and give myself a birthday treat…” Liv and Josh nodded along, hoping he would tell Marigold the truth. “…and curl up with that mystery novel I’ve been reading.” He lied. Josh shook his head and Liv deflated.
“Why are you so sweaty?” Marigold asked. Josh turned to Liv with a disappointed look.
“That’s just from my heart racing, I’ve been trying to figure out ‘who done it’.” Kronish lied again.
“Okay, well, I have a surprise for you.” Marigold said excitedly. Josh and Liv pressed themselves against the wall again, trying to listen. “You are going to get back there,” Liv and Josh shoved themselves off of the wall, realizing Kronish was about to make his way back to his room. “And you are going to run me the hottest, nicest bath you can think of, mkay?” Josh grabbed Liv and they sprinted back down the hall as quietly as they could back into Kronish’s room. They froze as they got to the doorway, Leslie was climbing back in. Liv grabbed Josh’s hand and pulled him into a closet at the end of the hall.
“…’cause my hip hurts, but Mama’s feeling fancy.” Marigold called to Kronish. “Mkay, baby?” Josh could make out Kronish’s figure making its way down the hall through the slots in the door, they could hear him sigh.
“Josh,” Liv whispered from behind Josh. “You're stepping on my foot.”
“Sorry, Liv!”
The doorbell rang. Josh looked back out of the slots and Liv peeked over his shoulder. Marigold excitedly went to answer the door.
“Oh, you’re here!” She said in a hushed tone. “I’m freaking out! My husband came home early.”
“Marigold’s lover…” Josh breathed out. Tiger walked through the door.
“What?!” They both gasped.
“I am Glenn Close.” She said in an uneven voice. She stumbled as she began to walk down the hall. Marigold grabbed her and directed her in a different direction.
“Is she drunk?!” Josh shook his head.
“Your husband is attracted to me. Fatally.” Tiger sure sounded drunk.
“Where the fuck did she go?!” Liv asked quietly. As soon as Marigold followed after Tiger, Josh threw open the closet door, looking both ways before bolting into the room to the right of the closet. Liv stood for a moment, unsure of what to do. She heard Kronish’s footsteps coming out of his room and she dove after Josh into the study. Kronish’s footsteps were headed towards the exact room they were in.
Josh looked at Liv and hurriedly beckoned for her to follow him into the walk in closet. Just as they were about duck behind a dresser, Liv’s foot got caught on the rug on the ground. She tripped, falling right into Josh, shoving his back into the wall, faces almost smashing together. He caught her and they looked at each other with wide eyes, realizing that sound was loud. Thankfully, Kronish was too busy shoving things around on the desk in the main room, rustling through the mess on the desk.
“Where did I put that passport?” He mumbled to himself over and over.
“Are you okay?” Josh mouthed to Liv. She nodded slowly, still scared that at any moment Kronish might come and investigate what he might have heard. Josh and Liv stood behind the tall dresser, pressed together with arms around each other, looking at each other with panicked eyes. They were not good at the whole sneaking around thing.
“…So you might have to roll it up and cram it in there.” The sound of Marigold opening the study door was heard. They heard Kronish make a sound and duck out of the room.
Some sweaters that Kronish must have frantically thrown in his panic to run out landed on Josh’s head. Liv helped Josh pull the sweater off, getting his lipstick all over one of them that was a salmon color. Liv poked her head out to make sure no one was there. She grabbed Josh by the corset and pulled him out from behind the dresser, the two of them making a mad dash for the door that led to the dining room.
“Tiger!” Josh yelled in a hushed voice.
“Tiger!” Liv copied. Josh backed straight into a sculpture, almost knocking it from its stand. He quickly caught it and tried to rebalance it.
“Tiger?” Josh called out quietly again. Josh and Liv rounded the corner, heads swiveling back and forth to make sure they didn’t get caught. The front door swung open, scaring both of them. A pretty woman confidently walked through the door, hips swinging as she walked in.
“A Biotic!” Liv yelled. Josh froze for a moment and panicked. The woman turned and looked at them, raising an eyebrow.
Josh frantically pulled his phone from inside his corset. “This is a detonator!” He threatened, holding it as if it were dangerous.
“Really?” The woman rolled her eyes. “That’s what we’re doing?”
“Uh uh! Don’t move!” Liv pointed to Josh’s phone, backing away slightly as she approached them.
“You take another step, I press this button, this whole house is wired, it blows up, we all die, and your mission’s a failure.” Josh threatened. The woman rolled her eyes again. “You wanna test me, you wanna fucking test me? We’ll all die right here, right now, I’m loco!” Josh said, eyes wide like a mad man. Liv nodded along, eyes never leaving the Biotic woman as she stepped closer.
“Okay, you’re in charge. I guess I’m your hostage now or whatever…wait, I didn’t hear anything about there being two of you?” She looked annoyed.
“Yeah? Well, there are two of us.” Liv said, trying to sound brave and menacing. “And you are our hostage…?”
“I suppose you wanna, tie me up or something?” The woman was distracted, looking around the house like she was bored.
Josh was still holding out his phone like a weapon. “Yeah, uh, that’s actually a good idea.” He looked over at Liv.
“Go, go over to the right, go.” Liv shooed her over to the study. She lazily walked over to the study, Josh and Liv following her, Josh still acting like his phone was a bomb.
“Don’t do anything stupid.” He said. They made her sit in a rolling chair in the study as she dropped her bag on the ground. Liv went through the bag and pulled out fluffy handcuffs, ones with red feathers and ones with pink.
“Oh,” the woman drawled. “Those’ll cost you. It’ll also cost you more because there are two of you.”
“You can drop the prostitute act okay? We know who you really are.” Liv threw Josh the red handcuffs.
“Don’t threaten us, okay? This isn’t our first time.” Josh cuffed her to the chair.
“Okay, yeah, I forgot, you’re in complete control.” The woman said condescendingly.
“You have to stay.” Liv pointed sternly at her.
“Okay. I can’t really go anywhere.” The woman looked Liv up and down judgmentally.
“Whatever, perf.” Liv shot back as her and Josh slipped out of the room and back into the dining room.
“Degrading is also ex-“ they shut the door on her.
“Tiger!” Josh hissed loudly. “There’s a Biotic here!”
“Where the fuck did she go?” Liv whispered. Unbeknownst to them, Tiger had left to go catch up with Wolf. Again.
“Tiger!” Josh kept whispering. “Tiger? We need you-“
“Leslie? Is that you?” Kronish whispered from down the hall. Josh and Liv froze. “I told you to go out the window!” Josh looked at Liv with wide eyes. She looked to the counter and tossed the bag over it, hoisting herself up and dropping down behind it. Josh quickly ran around the counter to find Liv shoving things that had fallen out back into the bag. The dead cat was sprawled out on the floor. He scooped up the cat and the two of them hurried into the kitchen. “Marigold is in the bath,” Kronish was getting closer. “You can come out!”
Josh looked for a spot to hide the cat, putting it in a pot that was set out on the stove and shutting the lid. He looked over his shoulder, Liv was gone. He saw her hand pop out from behind the counter, beckoning for him to come hide with her. Josh turned and was jumpscared by Elias Kronish rounding the corner. They both jumped back in shock.
“Oh, good Lord!” Kronish cried out in shock seeing Josh standing in the kitchen. Josh’s immediate reaction was to cover himself up, afterall, he was still in lingerie. Kronish’s eyes did a sweep of Josh in his fluffy black kitten heels, black fishnet stockings, leopard print panties, lacy black corset, feathery black boa and spiked choker, and messy eyeliner and lipstick. He looked concerned and frightened all at once.
“…Happy birthday…” Josh said in a small voice, hands over her crotch and chest as if he had anything to cover up. His mouth twitched as he tried to muster up a smile.
The look in Kronish’s eyes changed as he assessed the situation. “…Oh my God,” he whispered in a strangled voice. “You’re my birthday surprise?” Josh stared at him blankly, wondering if he should just go with it. “She knows…” Kronish whispered, bringing his hand up to cover his mouth.
“She- she knows?” Josh asked.
“You’re a gigolo aren’t you?” Kronish asked. Josh’s ears pricked up as he heard a light breathy laugh come from behind the counter. He looked down at himself. He really did look like a male prostitute.
“Yes…” Josh moved his hands to his hips and nodded.
“Marigold clearly doesn’t know what kind of men I find attractive.” Kronish looked Josh up and down again. Josh looked slightly offended. “But I can’t believe she was willing to hire a prostitute.” Kronish was shocked beyond belief.
At the same time it hit Josh and Liv that the “Biotic” was just a prostitute. “Oh…the Biotic’s a prostitute…” Josh whispered to himself. He heard the faint sound of Liv slapping her forehead and her head hitting the back of the counter. Josh covered it up by clearing his throat.
“If she’s willing to make this kind of accommodation…maybe this marriage will work after all.” Kronish said to himself.
“What? No! No, no! You have to leave her!” Josh said frantically.
“I don’t remember asking you.” Kronish cocked an eyebrow at Josh.
“Look, truth is I’ve been gigoloing- gigolo- gigoing- fucking dudes for money for a while now.” Josh said. “This is not the first time a wife has hired me to save her marriage, and trust me, it never works. Never.”
“Yeah? Well, maybe that’s on you.” Kronish looked Josh up and down again.
“Nuh uh,” Josh pointed down to his crotch. “You see this? I’m the fucking best, okay?”
Behind the counter, Liv was pulling at her face, trying to resist the urge to jump in. She couldn’t take it.
“Listen to me, you are in love with someone else.” Josh said gently. Kronish’s stance softened. “Someone who you have crazy, passionate, vibrant sex with for very long periods of time.” Kronish slowly nodded, looking at the ground. “But, most importantly, you found someone who you truly love to hold. Someone who sees you for who you really are…” Josh sent a quick glance over his shoulder to where Liv was hiding.
Behind the counter, Liv was listening intently, with her knees pulled in close to her chest, looking up as if she could see Josh. She could hear the tenderness in his voice. Her face broke into a sweet smile.
“This marriage that you’re in, it’s an anchor. It’s holding you down. You need to set sail.” Josh moved his hands in a wide motion, gesturing towards the horizon. Kronish looked confused about how Josh could possibly know that. “Metaphorically speaking.” He added at the end.
“Damn, you are one perceptive hooker.” Kronish said quietly.
“The best.” Josh reminded him.
“But you know what? You’re right.”
“I’m right?”
“Yes, I should set sail.”
“Absolutely!”
“I can do this!”
“You can!”
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome!”
“What do I owe you?” Kronish reached for his wallet.
“Uh, fifty bucks?” Josh shrugged.
“Take sixty.” Kronish gave him that signature warm smile as he handed Josh the money. “You earned it.” He kept his hand out for Josh to shake.
“Thank you very much!” Josh returned the smile.
“Set sail.” Kronish muttered as he walked away.
“Set sail!” Josh repeated enthusiastically.
Liv popped up from behind the counter with a proud smile on her face. “Good job gigolo!”
“Not funny, Liv. We have to let that prostitute go.” He said in a hushed voice. They heard a knock on the door and froze.
“Hurry, just get to the study.” Liv hissed. Liv and Josh tiptoed into the dining room again, looking around as they heard Kronish talking to whoever was at the door. They darted across the dining room and burst into the study.
“We have to get you out of here!” Josh said to the woman frantically.
The woman was watching something on TV and laughing. She stopped when she saw them. “Oh, you’re back. Are you the good guys now?”
“We’re trying to be.” Josh said as Liv fished the handcuff keys from her pocket. “If the wrong person sees you right now it’s gonna undo a whole lot of progress I just made.” The cuffs fell to the ground as they uncuffed her.
“Uh, ‘kay, so, I’m not going anywhere until I get paid.” She said snobbily.
“I got sixty bucks?” Josh held out the money Kronish had given him.
“Sixty bucks? This isn’t a rest stop glory hole. Sixty bucks doesn’t cover the roleplay, cuffing, degrading, and this weird ass threesome.” She rolled her eyes. Josh and Liv eyed each other. “I’m calling Big Lou.”
“No, no, no! Please don’t call Big Lou!” Liv shook her head.
“The last thing we need is to add more people to this right now!” Josh waved his hands. “We’ll get you more money!”
“I’ll take a TaB too.” She said as Josh and Liv went to the door.
“The fuck’s a TaB?” Josh whispered to Liv as he shut the door.
“How do we get her more money?” Liv whispered.
Josh thought for a moment. “Find Marigold’s wallet.”
“Josh!”
“She’s a bitch! I don’t mind stealing from her!”
“…fine.” Liv pursed her lips. They tiptoed back into the dining room, hearing Kronish laugh awkwardly at someone in the living room.
“That’s great, well, if you’ll excuse me, I need to talk to my wife.” Kronish said.
“Alright, but you’ll call me, right Elias?” The visitor asked.
“Yes, I’ll have Marigold call you, alright, bye bye now.”
Josh and Liv heard the front door close. Liv turned to Josh and nodded, ready to sneak into the living room to go snoop through Marigold’s purse. The door opened and closed again, and they heard someone muttering to themself. Josh and Liv stayed still, eyes wide, as a burly, scary looking man came walking past them, back turned to them.
“Fuck! Big Lou!” Josh crouched behind a stool as Liv stayed behind the wall. He went searching in the study. Liv and Josh bolted into the living room and found Marigold’s purse sitting on the coffee table. Liv picked it up and rifled through it.
“Got it!” She pulled out the wallet. A loud commotion came from the kitchen. Liv dropped the purse and they went running into the kitchen to see Big Lou had shoved Leslie to the ground, smashing into the sculpture Josh had almost broken earlier. The pieces of the sculpture lay scattered around him.
“Big Lou! Big Lou!” Josh called out. “It’s okay! We have your money.” He held out Marigold’s wallet.
“Hey! That’s my money!” The prostitute peered around Big Lou.
“What the fuck is going on here?!” Marigold came storming into the dining room in a robe, clearly fresh out of the bath. Kronish rushed in after her.
“This asshole sucker punched me!” Big Lou pointed to Leslie.
“This filthy pimp abuses this woman!” Leslie pointed at Big Lou and then to the prostitute.
“He’s not my pimp?” The prostitute looked at Leslie as if he were stupid.
“I’m a history teacher!” “Big Lou” looked offended. He looked over at her. “You’re a prostitute?”
“No! He’s the prostitute!” Kronish pointed to Josh.
“Neither one is the prostitute!” Marigold shook her head.
“Well, I’m a prostitute.” The prostitute said.
“And you’re so much more than that!” Leslie said to her.
“Shut the fuck up, priest.” She rolled her eyes at Leslie.
“You’re a priest?” Liv gasped.
“Reverend.” Leslie looked confused down at Liv and Josh, who’s jaws were on the ground.
“I don’t care who any of you freaks are, I just want Bunny back!” “Big Lou” wailed, leaving to scour the house.
“Hold on just a second!” Marigold pointed to Josh and looked at Kronish. “You thought he was the prostitute?”
Kronish paused. “…yes…”
“I mean, look at him.” Liv chimed in. Josh shot her a dirty look.
“And who the fuck are you?!” Kronish asked.
Liv opened her mouth to answer, but closed it, not knowing what to say. Josh looked at her with wide eyes. “I…” she looked between everyone, all eyes were on her. “I photograph him…” she pointed to Josh. “I photograph him…gigoloing.” She choked out.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Josh hissed through his teeth.
“You make gay porn?” Leslie looked disgusted at her. Liv shot him a judgemental look. Who was he to judge her?
“…yeah?” Leslie gave her a worried look.
“No, no!” Marigold turned the conversation back to Josh. “Why would I get you a male prostitute?” Kronish glanced at Josh and went back to Marigold.
“Yes Elias,” Leslie crossed his arms. “Why would she get you a male prostitute?” Everyone stared at Kronish expectantly.
“Uh, I thought…you wanted me to watch you have sex with him,” he gestured towards Josh. Josh let go of the bated breath he’d been holding. Leslie looked crushed. Liv took in a sharp breath and slowly shook her head. Marigold gave the three of them weird looks. She looked back at Kronish like he was insane. “I’ve shared with you my cuckolding fantasy haven’t I?” Kronish added.
“No.” Marigold said sharply. She scoffed. “Hm, I thought you were trying to tell me you were gay.”
Kronish let out an abnormally loud, forced laugh. “Oh, no, no. Just your old run-of-the-mill…” he trailed off seeing Leslie’s hurt look. “Cuck…”
Leslie nodded solemnly. “Obviously you two have a lot to talk about. I gotta go.” His eyes bore into Kronish. “My boat still leaves at midnight.” He saw himself out of the house.
“What boat?” Marigold asked rudely.
“I have no idea.” Kronish sighed.
“No! Don’t let him leave!” Josh interrupted. Kronish looked at Josh. “Come on! Be true to yourself!” He looked at Kronish, then Marigold, then to Liv. Liv furrowed her eyebrows. “He’s in love with someone else.” He blurted out.
“Seriously, who are these people?” Marigold shot Liv and Josh dirty looks.
“I have no idea. I have never met them before in my life.” Kronish clenched his jaw uncomfortably. Josh got a look on his face that Liv knew all too well. He was meddling again.
“Oh. Don’t you act like you don’t know exactly who I am, Elias.” Josh said, feigning dramatic heartbreak. He inched closer to Kronish, who backed away uncomfortably. “I will not let you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple times and then throw in the garbage.”
“I don’t know what this man is talking about!” Kronish cried.
Josh looked back at Liv. She nodded for him to keep going. The prostitute stood slightly behind them, eating all of this drama up. “You thought that you could just come into my life and turn everything upside down and only think about yourself?” He was in Kronish’s face by this point. “You think that we can spend an entire weekend making love,” he looked back at Marigold when he said this, making sure she heard him correctly. She was shocked and horrified. Liv stood next to her, grinning from ear to ear with two thumbs up. “And then you think you can just ignore me?!” He turned back to Kronish. “You’ve got another thing coming, ‘cause you know what?” He turned to Liv, holding out his hand for the bag. Liv handed him the bag and he rummaged through it, pulling out the envelope with the pictures Liv took. He grabbed them and fanned them out so everyone could see. “I will not be ignored, Elias! Proof!” He showed the group. “Look what he made her take pictures of!” He gestured to Liv. “He roped her into this too!”
“What the fuck are these supposed to prove?” Marigold shouted.
“I’m calling the police!” Kronish threatened.
“Give me a 90 second head start?” The prostitute piped up. Josh turned to Liv with panicked eyes.
“Oh no, Bunny!” Someone cried. “Lord, no!” Everyone hurried to the kitchen, where the cat was found in the pot. “Big Lou” had been Kronish’s neighbor. “My Bunny’s dead!” He cried.
“The cat’s name is Bunny?” Liv asked.
Josh gave a small laugh. “If I’d have known that I would have hid it someplace else.” He elbowed Liv lightly, trying to crack a joke. Liv slapped Josh’s chest with the back of her hand as Kronish’s neighbor angrily turned to them. All eyes were on Josh and Liv. “Um…” he grabbed Liv’s hand. “We’ll…we’ll see ourselves out…” they turned and ran for the front door. Kronish followed them to the door.
“And you better stay away!” He screamed after them as they dashed down the driveway.
“Fuck free will! We should have done the gun thing!” Josh cried out as they ran down the street together.
Tiger had finally pinpointed where Wolf was. She’d tracked him all day, through the beach and park where she met an oracle on a bench who told her to let him be free from his ownership chain, and to Kronish’s house where a cunning wife oracle told her to tighten the ownership chain. Tiger knew exactly where Wolf would have ended up. Corey Hart’s concert. She approached the large crowd in front of the venue.
“Well,” she said as she spotted him right at the ticket booth. “If it isn’t the king of the public beach?”
“What took you so long?” Wolf asked, side-eyeing her. “Your tracking skills are slipping.”
“I consulted two oracles today.” Tiger said. “One said give you your freedom and you’ll come back to me. He was dumb and ate his own dog. The other said to rein you in with the illusion of freedom. She was impressive…but crazy.” Wolf looked at her, unphased. “And then I realized, your freedom isn’t mine to give or take. Neither one of us is gonna be free until we finish what we started.”
“You’re wrong.” Wolf said in a low, tired voice. “I’m free now.” Tiger furrowed her brows. Wolf looked her dead on. “Because I quit.”
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If you are taking requests, do you mind drawing peter and mj having some cockwarming time on the couch while just wearing hoodies:)
I tried drawing this prompt but it didn't come out how I wanted, so here are some WORDS. Plus, since this ask is almost TWO YEARS old, I’ll do you one better and throw in some “getting walked in on” and "first time" 😘
AO3: Just Halfway
When MJ shifts in his lap, Peter bites back a groan and grabs her by the hips to keep her still. "MJ…" he warns, his voice strained.
“Sorry,” she says, not feeling sorry at all.
She shouldn’t tease her boyfriend so much. After all, she knows why he’s so hesitant to do more with her–Peter doesn’t know if he can hold back if he ever got lost in the moment, afraid that he’ll hurt her without meaning to. But stealing kisses in between classes isn’t enough, and MJ feels like she's going to explode if she waits any longer.
Luckily, Aunt May had plans with her friends tonight, leaving the two of them all alone for the entire evening. Peter eagerly suggested that they could spend it cuddling on the couch in their PJs, and MJ was just as quick to insist that she usually sleeps in just a hoodie and her underwear.
So now she’s sitting on Peter's lap watching some sci-fi movie and pretending that she isn’t getting outrageously turned on whenever she feels him twitch underneath his boxers. He’s becoming distractingly hard against her ass, and she can’t suppress the thrill of knowing that she’s the one doing that to him.
After the opening credits, his hands begin sliding up under her hoodie to caress her stomach. His calloused fingers leave a tingling trail all over her skin, and MJ rubs her thighs together, feeling herself get embarrassingly wet from that alone.
As he slowly inches up to the curve of her breasts, her breathing gets heavier and she can’t focus on the television screen at all anymore. When his thumbs reach her nipples, her breath hitches and a soft moan escapes her, making him chuckle.
“Shut up, bug boy,” she says, but there’s no bite in her tone. His lips twitch, wanting to smirk, as her nipples harden under his fingers. Fuck, she wants him to touch more of her, wants to know how it feels to have his skin against hers without all their clothes in the way.
Reaching down between her legs, MJ pushes her underwear to the side and presses herself against the bulge rising from Peter’s crotch. His smirk quickly turns into a wide-eyed stare as her wetness soaks through his boxers.
With another wiggle of her ass, his cock slips free through the opening of his boxers, leaving nothing to separate them. Leaning back against his chest, MJ closes her eyes and savors the feeling of his swollen hard-on sliding between her legs.
“Fuck... that feels so good,” Peter groans, his knuckles going white as he grips the arm of the couch. “Is this… is this okay for you?”
“Yeah,” she says breathlessly. Her body is tingling all over and she’s desperate for more, but the way he's holding her up makes her feel steady and safe.
They were supposed to wait, take their time and plan something to make their first time special. But when MJ feels the swollen head of Peter's cock teasing at her entrance, pressing between her folds but just barely, she doesn’t want to wait anymore. One thrust from him is all it would take, she realizes with a thrill, to cross that line.
“Maybe…” she begins, “you could… just go in halfway?”
Peter inhales sharply at that, his erection twitching against her. "Are you sure? It might still hurt–"
MJ silences him with a kiss, her fingers cradling his jaw. She wants him to do it. She needs him to do it.
He pushes in slowly, breathing heavily against her neck with the effort of holding himself back. She whimpers as he goes deeper, inch by aching inch. He stops when he's halfway inside and they both let out a heavy breath at the same time, then giggle nervously.
"Is that okay?" Peter asks, arms shaking as he holds her up.
"Yeah, very okay," she hums, rocking her hips ever so slightly. "You think you can make it through the rest of this movie like this?"
Peter lets out a strangled chuckle, but turns her question back on her. "Maybe the real question is can you?"
MJ scoffs, even though she's barely keeping it together and desperate to feel him deeper. She needs him deeper inside her. She's wanted him for so long, and now all she can think about is how close she is to having him.
Halfway isn't enough for her; her body is screaming for him. Every time she shifts in his lap, it feels even better, and she has to fight herself from grinding his cock in deeper.
Sensing how much she’s struggling to stay still, Peter whispers in her ear, "You better not move or we're not going to finish the movie."
Her thighs are almost shaking from the effort, but every time she clenches, he slides in a little deeper, and neither of them say anything or attempt to do anything to stop it.
"You doing okay there?" she asks cheekily.
"Never better," Peter grunts, his grip tightening on her hips, like he doesn’t trust her not to move, which is a fair assumption. She smirks, wriggling against him on purpose.
“Keep your hips still,” he pleads. “I can't hold on if you move… like, at all.”
He throbs inside her again, and MJ thinks she might lose her mind.
"I should… I should pull out," Peter huffs.
"Yeah, okay," she replies breathlessly. But before they can make any move, they hear the front door close and footsteps coming toward the living room.
With Spider-man reflexes, Peter lets go of MJ to grab a throw blanket from the other side of the couch. She lets out a surprised yelp when he drops her, and she ends up sinking onto his cock completely.
A mix of hot pleasure and pain ripples through her body from where they’re joined, but she doesn’t have any time to savor it. With her heart pounding in her ears, they scramble to cover themselves with the throw blanket just in time for Peter's aunt to poke her head into the doorway.
"Hey you two! Sorry to barge in, but have you seen my keys? I'm so, so late for this thing already!"
MJ wants to make a joke about Peter getting his tardiness from, but she can't form any coherent words while holding back a moan at the same time.
"Having a movie night?" May asks, rifling through her purse.
"Mm hmm," Peter nods impatiently.
“That’s so cute. What are you watching?”
“Uh… I don’t know, we just turned it on. We were doing homework before…”
MJ’s head is spinning, and she is barely following May and Peter's exchange. All she can think about is how she's sitting on Peter’s lap with his cock buried inside her, trying not to move as he throbs against her tight walls. She swears she's going to go insane if she has to hold still any longer.
“You kids look so cozy in your hoodies!” May beams, coming around to the back of the couch to give both of them a squeeze on the shoulders.
They both tense, and May squints at them, scrutinizing the way MJ is sitting on her nephew's lap with a blanket suspiciously wrapped around them from the waist down.
“Well, I’ll be out of your guys’ way in a jiffy,” she promises, disappearing into her bedroom.
Peter lets out a breath, but only for a second before his aunt returns, jingling her keys in triumph. On the way out the door, May stops again and turns back to face them. “Do you guys want to swap out that throw blanket for one of the comfier quilts–”
“No!” Peter and MJ shout at the same time, startling his aunt.
“Okay, okay! I got the message loud and clear. Didn’t mean to interrupt your little date night!”
When the door finally clicks shut, Peter lifts MJ up and frantically pulls out, falling back on the couch with a heavy exhale. His dick is still hard, aching with need as it sticks up in the air. MJ crawls over towards him, her own dissatisfaction still throbbing between her legs, and straddles him with her crotch hovering just over the tip of his erection.
He looks up at her, his brown eyes locking onto hers. "So, you want to finish that movie or…?"
She pretends to think about it for a moment before replying, “Or… you could grab a condom?”
MJ laughs as Peter immediately bolts for the nightstand in his bedroom, unable to imagine a more perfect time than right now or a boy more perfect than the one she's got.
#spideychelle#petermj#michelle jones#peter parker#peter x mj#machi fic#fanfiction#spiderman#michelle jones watson#smut#tom holland#zendaya#tomdaya
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For Sabine Week Day 3: Sabine's birthday passes on Peridea. Sabine has forgotten, but Ahsoka hasn't. (Rated T)
@sabineweek
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hey! i heard about percy sage but where are his wives?? can u draw their wedding 🥹
such a beautiful couple <333
crack oc fanart for the end of @honeybeedrabble ’s fic Dangerous Desires !!
the wives are from left to right, gale and machi
#naruto fanart#percy sage iykyk#machi#gale#naruto fanfiction#fanfic fanart#totally not self inserts#naruto oc#percy sage
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Fandom: Boku dake ga inai machi | ERASED (anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Fujinuma Satoru & Yashiro Gaku, one-sided Yashiro/Satoru implications Wordcount: 3,500 Warnings: Canon-typical dark themes Summary: Everything plays out a little too perfectly on the rooftop. It's almost as if Satoru's been through it before.
Here’s a short time loop fic for ERASED! I had this fic idea about seven years ago; I’m glad I’ve actually managed to write it at last. A little dark, but I’d say it’s no darker than canon.
#erased#boku dake ga inai machi#gaku yashiro#yashiro gaku#satoru fujinuma#fujinuma satoru#fanfiction
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part 3 of 5 of the self-love self promotion ask! 3. In The Town That Keeps Us Fandom: ERASED/Boku Dake ga Inai Machi Rating: Teen Relationships: Kenya Kobayashi & Miyuki Kobayashi, Kenya Kobayashi & Satoru Fujinuma, Kenya Kobayashi & Kayo Hinazuki (there's more but these are like, the central ones) Characters: Kenya Kobayashi, Miyuki Kobayashi, Satoru Fujinuma, Makoto Sawada, Kayo Hinazuki, Gaku Yashiro Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death (he gets better though. Sometimes) Status: Ongoing (sort of on hiatus though? worms are slow) Official Summary:
The Cutter feigns innocence. The Hero remains silent. The Cutter despairs. The Hero slips away. The Cutter cuts no longer. The Hero fixes no longer. The butterfly flies away. The Thread is no more. A new Thread must be woven. The butterfly flaps its wings. The Knight awakens.
My summary: hey wouldn't it be fucked up if kenya got weird time travel powers *almost* like Revival, but not quite? yeah. that's this fic
#msperfectsheep's works#ERASED#ERASED fanfiction#boku dake ga inai machi#boku dake ga inai machi fanfiction
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Summary: What if Tohru Honda didn't survive her fall from the cliff?
Kyo, Yuki, Saki, Arisa, and the rest of Tohru's loved ones mourn together and figure out a way forward without her.
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Review: This is a great Fruits Basket fanfiction: The second I’ve read focusing on Tohru dying young and how everyone mourns and deals with that moving forward. Its greatness can be attributed to character writing. Focus isn’t given to a mere individual. This fic handles its ginormous cast of characters and shifting POVs without anyone getting lost in the shuffle. I could feel all their pain, and the many different relationships between the various cast members were well represented.
In particular, I love the handling of Yuki and Kyo’s relationship. I adore stories where they learn how to communicate with each other and put in the actual effort/try. There was so much potential for a relationship there (platonic - I’m not a Kyo/Yuki shipper), and I love seeing a friendship between the two come to pass.
This fic is truly special because, despite its sad nature, it’s not focused on the angst for the sake of being sad. It is sad. But that’s not the focus. The focus is learning to move on and build closer bonds with the people who are there with you.
Yuki and Machi’s relationship here was so cute! And Yuki and Kakeru’s friendship made up for my shipping woes of them not being a couple. Tohru’s two best friends got some deserved screen time and development I don’t often see. Kyo and Kazuma’s father/son relationship flourishes. Something about Tohru’s death brings all these people closer together when there was a great chance it could’ve instead torn them apart. Tohru wouldn’t have wanted that, though. She would’ve wanted everyone to be happy. You feel absolutely awful for Kyo because she died before ever getting to truly express his feelings or be with her. And now he’ll have to live with that regret and reminders of what could’ve been for the rest of his life.
This story deserves more love than it’s got and is getting. I definitely recommend it.
#Fruits Basket#fruits basket fandom#fruits basket fanfiction#fanfiction rec#anime#manga#anime and manga#kyo sohma#yuki sohma#angst#hurt/comfort#tragedy#tohru honda#yuki x machi#akito sohma#shigure sohma#sohma#hatori sohma#haru sohma#kazuma sohma#tw grief#kakeru manabe
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NEW CHAPTER - CHP 2 OF THE WAY IT SHOULD’VE BEEN (erased/boku machi fic)
Can’t Decide Whether You Should Live a Lie
In Which Satoru Can’t Decide What to Tell His Mom About School Today Now That Kayo’s Safe and Gone and She’s Back to Asking About His Dating Life
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41568765/chapters/108983619#workskin
Ah! So! This is technically the first chapter, I just didn’t want the whole work to be deleted again so I posted a lil bit of it as a first chapter/prologue way earlier lmao
My favorite scenes to write:
- every sachiko and satoru dinner scene - yashiro stopping the snow shovel - the fujinumas running after the van - SACHIKO TRYING TO COVER UP THE PHONE CALL AS AN ORDER AND THEN HANGING UP
Read from the very top here B:) https://archiveofourown.org/works/41568765/chapters/104261466#workskin
#boku machi#boku dake ga inai machi#boku machi fanfic#erased anime#erased anime fanfic#fanfiction#twishb: chapter update#yashiko#sachiro#im the only one making content for them im deciding the ship names
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~♡Perfect Little Family ♤~ Hisomachi
{Recap!🧵🃏 Machi finds out she's pregnant and the father is Hisoka. now He's asked who the father is, what will the outcome be!..} ⚠️You Must read the other chapters before this one to Understand what's going on!⚠️⬇️⬇️⬇️ here's the second latest chapter^^
Chapter 3: ~Father~🧵🃏
[Machi just gave him the hardest stare. looking into his soul as if saying "It's you" Hisoka picked up on this then spoke again]
Hisoka: I..is it me?~...(*his smile widen's a bit*)
Machi: .... (*sighs*)...yes... it's you dumbass...
[Hisoka's smiles the biggest Machi's every seen. tears form at the end of his eyes]
Hisoka: Oh my God.... really!?~ I can't believe it!! my lovely Machi is pregnant!~ but not just pregnant with any baby but My baby!~^^
[although Machi'd really like to tell him off right about now... she couldn't. she saw how happy he was and it even filled her with happiness. a very small bit. but it was still there]
Machi: yup...I guess I am...(*very small smile*)
Hisoka: so when did you find out?~
Machi: a week and a half ago
Hisoka: Oh wow... I'm gonna be father~ I never thought of the possiblity of that but oh to hell with it! I'll have a child to take care of a real child my child...our child~^^
[as far as Machi knows this is the happiest she's ever seen him. well as far as genuine happiness]
Machi: y... yeah..I never really thought about it either
Hisoka: well...this is all assuming you keep the baby...
[a bit of sadness filled his voice. and a bit of sadness rush's over Machi. thinking about aborting the baby. she hasn't really thought about it till now]
Machi: ...look I don't know yet I wanted to talk to you about it first...
Hisoka: Oh well a appreciate that~^^
Machi: so what do you want. for me to keep it or not...
Hisoka: well I think it should be up to you~ but if it was up to me I'd like if you keep it~
Machi: ok... I'll ask Dancho about it later...
Hisoka: Chrollo doesn't know yet?~ (*A bit of a smirk on his face*) I guess I was the first person you told~
Machi: Shut up!! it doesn't really matter!.. I told you cuz you're the damn father!..
Hisoka: Oh yes yes~ am I really the father though?~
Machi:How many times do I have to say it! your the damn dad!
Hisoka: Oh⭐—_— 💧well...how do you know?~
Machi: look I KNOW ok!?/// (*blushs a TINY bit*)
Hisoka: ok ok fine~
[Machi Cross's her arms over her chest clearly annoyed by him]
Machi: Anyway I'm gonna go.
Hisoka: Where you going dear?~
Machi: to rest..and stop calling me "Dear"
Hisoka: Aww but I like to call you that it's cute~
Machi: you make it sound like we're a married couple...uhh..
Hisoka: but Machi~ Someday we might just be~
Machi: yeah in your dreams..
Hisoka: Oh but Machi we might already have a kid how far off is marriage~
Machi: Just shut it! I'm taking one thing at a time so shut the Hell up!
Hisoka: Ok fine -_-....
Machi: ok I'm gonna go talk to Dancho....
Hisoka: ok good luck dear~
[And with that she gave him a dirty look and walked off]
HISOKA POV: Hmmm maybe my fight with Chrollo can wait a little longer~ I'd like to see how this goes~ I never planned for a child~
{To be continued🌷}
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A/N I tired remember this is cringe & OOC sorry 😭💖 I know it took awhile✨🌸 please forgive me!🌹
#anime#hxh#hisomachi#hunter x hunter#hxh 2011#hxh manga#hisoka x machi#hisoka#machi#hxh 1999#hisoka fanfic#hxh hisoka#machi komacine#machi hxh#machi fanfiction#machi fanfic#hisoka fanfiction#hxh fanfic#HxH Fanfiction#hunter x hunter fanfic#Hunter x hunter Fanfiction#HxH ship#hisomachi fanfiction#hisomachi fanfic#hisomachi hxh#Mama Machi#Machi mom#Hisoka dad#Hisomachi parent au#HxH au
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fruits Basket - Takaya Natsuki (Manga), Fruits Basket (Anime 2019) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kuragi Machi/Sohma Yuki, Honda Tohru & Sohma Yuki, Honda Tohru/Sohma Kyou Characters: Kuragi Machi, Sohma Yuki, Honda Tohru, Sohma Kyou Additional Tags: Unplanned Pregnancy, Parenthood, Friendship, Worry, Future Fic, Canon Compliant, Established Relationship Series: Part 17 of lovers alone wear sunlight Summary:
While Yuki is on the phone with Tohru, she asks about Machi, like she always does. As he answers, she notices some signs that their lives are about to change in a big way.
#fruits basket mondays#fruits basket mondays 2024#fruits basket mondays summer 2024#fruits basket#furuba#yuki sohma#machi#yuchi#yuki x machi#tohru honda#kyo sohma#kyoru#kyo x tohru#prompt: moving forward#my fanfiction#my fanfic#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#ao3 link#by cinderella-ish#in a pickle#lovers alone wear sunlight
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Shared Sleeping Bag (Machi x Reader)
Another excerpt smut piece from my full story
Prompt: Sis and Machi share a sleeping bag, and when Sis wakes up late night and finds their legs entangled with each others, ends up waking Machi with her actions. Pairing: Machi Komacine x Fem!Reader Word Count: 1.3k TW: fem!reader, lesbian sex, hip grinding, finger sucking, nipple stimulation, semi-public setting, smut below the cut
“Shh…” She removed her finger from your mouth and repositioned it behind your ear, to cradle your head, closing the already small gap between you two in a heated kiss that was a few seconds long. When she pulled away, you took a breath you didn’t know you needed,
“I just- Why did you- Why would you-? H-Huh?” Your head was swimming with questions, though your thoughts were interrupted by her fingers moving to unbutton the dress shirt Feitan had previously lended you.
“W-Wait, what are you doing? We’re in the hallway!” You try to put your hands on hers to gently halt her movements, though she doesn't.
“Don’t worry, we’ll be fine…”
She unbuttons the final one and gently slips the top off your shoulders, the cold of the hallway causing your nipples to perk up. She wordlessly cups your tits and gently fondles them, before leaning her head down and taking one nipple into her mouth and sucking, swirling her tongue around it and pinching the other, rolling and twisting it between her middle and forefinger. You can feel the cold air on the wet spot beginning to form on your panties. That, along with Machi’s actions, cause you to let out a light moan and she flicks her gaze up at you. You bit your lip, closing your eyes, and letting your head rest on the wall, and she looked back down and continued. Suddenly, you both heard steps coming up the stairs. You panicked, though Machi stayed level headed and calm,
“Lift your arms,” You quickly followed her instructions, and she shoved your nightgown onto you, to ensure your top half was covered. Soon, the owners of the footsteps turn the corner, laughing together. It’s Nobunaga and Uvogin, after a few steps, they notice you and Machi… You’re propped up by the wall behind you, slightly panting, your face flushed a deep red, and hair slightly tangled from friction of it against the wall, your legs are slightly spread, with Machi between them, she was in a pajama dress that looked just like yours, but in purple, her lips look slightly swollen, and are glossy from her own saliva. To sum up their thoughts, it looked like yall were making out at the very least . Uvo blinks a few times, then turns around to head back down the stairs, while Nobunaga stays standing there for a bit longer, holding eye contact with Machi, and from your perspective, had an unreadable expression. You watched the two, stare each other down with bug eyes of your own, blinking slowly and infrequently. Nobunaga ended up losing the little staring competition, saying nothing but a “tch,” before turning around and walking away, leaving a smirk on Machi’s face and she looks back at you,
“So…” You fidget with your fingers, your hands joined between you two. “Should we head back into the room with the girls?” You ask, trying to keep the near silence from being awkward,
“Sure… You're sleeping with me tonight.” She said it to ask, though it came out more like a statement,
“Sounds good to me, I don't have a sleeping bag, so that works.” Machi backed away from you to give herself room to stand up, then she did. Once she took a few steps towards the door, you stood up too, following her in. The rest of the night was filled with the smell of toluene, the watching of movies, and the sound of snoring, until all four of y’all had fallen asleep for a while. That is, until you woke up randomly at around 4 am, stirring a bit, causing the sleeping Machi next to you to stir a bit. You noticed this and freezed immediately, not wanting to wake her, but the position you were in was sort of compromising… The longer you stayed like that, the harder the feeling was to ignore. You were both lying in her sleeping bag, that had just enough space for you to fit, but not a lot for movement. During your sleep, your legs had gotten entangled with hers, her knee was stationed between your thighs, pressing up against your now throbbing clit. It must’ve been there a while now, or at least long enough to have your body reacting when it usually wouldn’t. You decided you’ll just close your eyes and go back to sleep, waking her up wouldn’t be worth it, however that plan was short lived.
You figured you could just rock your hips slightly, if she woke up, you could just say you toss and turn in your sleep, because who doesn't? You buck your hips up slightly and let out a satisfied sigh from the much needed friction. You pull back and feel Machi stirring beneath you, and you clasp your hand over your mouth to mute a moan. You check to see if she’s awake and once you concluded that she wasn’t, you continue with your slow movements, though after a minute or so, they soon weren’t enough. You closed your eyes and grabbed the hem of your nightgown, and let out a shaky breath that soon turned into a surprised moan, from Machi lifting and grinding her knee up into you. You look up to see Machi’s eyes, half-lidded, and a tired smirk lacing her lips.
“Shh… You don’t wanna wake up the others do you?” She moved her hand to cup over yours, and briskly drug her knee downward so you're stationed higher on her thigh, and she grabbed the side of your hip that’s facing upwards and began moving you quickly back and forth against her. Your back arched up into her, and your mouth opened a bit wider. She took it as an opportunity to slip her middle and index fingers into your mouth,
“Suck.” A single command that came from her, but you obeyed immediately. It seemed to quiet you better than just her hand over your mouth, but you couldn’t help the little noises you were making, which she found cute. Her pace sped up and you felt the familiar feeling of bliss in your stomach bubbling up inside you. A few more drags of your hips and you were squeezing your eyes shut, and biting down onto her fingers to muffle your moans, though at the cost of breaking her skin, and making a few drops worth of her blood seep into your mouth. She was just about as satisfied as you were, she knew this technically didn’t count for the bet, (knowing Nobu, he’d pull every ‘technicality’ possible out of his ass to say it didn’t count) but she still was proud, that she’d drew you to orgasm from her own doing.
She reached her hand up to some of the hair that was sticking to your forehead, and swiped it away from your face, to join with the rest of your hair.
“Turn around” Another simple order, which you again quickly followed, though you didn’t quite understand it. ‘Does she not wanna see my face? Was it because I just bussed on her leg…? Hopefully not; Wait no, she helped, she pretty much caused it, did i do something wrong? Oh no, what if this ruined our relationshi-’ Your thoughts were cut short by the feeling of two warm arms snaking around your waist from behind, and her scooting closer behind you, introducing you to her body heat. It’s comforting, despite the close proximity. It’s not a smothering heat, but instead an inviting one that you could bask in for days and stay drowsy. You swear it drains your energy in the best possible way. Machi traced small circles on your tummy with her fingers, and that with the addition of post-orgasm exhaustion had you out in mere seconds, with her falling into sleep directly after you.
#fanfic#fanfiction#machi komacine x reader#machi x reader#machi#machi x y/n#phantom troupe smut#machi hunter x hunter#hunter x hunter#hxh smut#hxh machi#hxh x reader#fem reader
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Bread on Toast - A Future Man Fanfiction
Josh Futturman and his fellow coworker and best friend, Liv Branson, get roped into saving the world as time traveling saviors with, what were thought to be, video game characters, Wolf and Tiger. Not only are Liv and Josh completely incompetent, but they are also emotionally inept- will this cause the destruction of mankind? Only time will tell.
Warnings: strong language, SMUT (18+ MINORS DNI PLEASE AND THANK YOU), porn with plot ig, Wolf misses cocaine 😔
Chapter 10 (pt. 1): Prelude To An Apocalypse
“Any…any chance that’s good?” Josh asked, leaning back to look up at the tall tower. This was not the Kronish Labs that Liv and Josh knew.
“That’s the Kronitorium,” Tiger said, fear seeping into her voice. “That’s where the super cure was engineered, where the Biotics were born.” She looked frantically from the tower to Liv and Josh. “This building isn’t supposed to exist for another fifty years.”
“Fifty years?” Josh looked at Liv and then back at Tiger. “Well, Kronish should be long gone by then.”
“Kronish was only supposed to cure herpes. That research was the basis for the super cure, which didn’t happen for years after he died.” She was sounding more and more frantic, voice breaking. “So, whatever you said to him drove him to work on the super cure himself. What the FUCK did you say to Kronish?”
“Nothing! Nothing, we didn’t say anything!” Josh blurted out, backing into Liv, away from Tiger’s wrath. Liv looked at him with a guilty face. They did say something. “I mean, you know, we had to get him on the boat, so we told him to follow his heart and choose love,” Liv slowly shook her head at him. “And…maybe we may have peppered in, like, a little bit of detail about his future…”
Tiger took a menacing step at both of them, hands outstretched as if she might strangle them both. They both took a scared step back away from her, cowering. “What?” She lashed. “You never tell anyone about their future, that is time travel 101! I even know that and I didn’t go to your stupid made up time travel college!” She spat.
“Maybe there’s still time before the cure’s released.” Liv interjected. “Maybe we can go back in time and fix this!”
“Maybe there’s, like, a really cool solution that we don’t know about yet…in the future!” Josh added.
“No, no, no,” Tiger pointed an accusatory finger at both of them. “There is no ‘we’. Coming back for you and thinking you were our savior? That was the biggest mistake I’ve made in my life.” She said to Josh. “There’s only one way to fix this, and I’m doing it by myself.” She stormed away from them, clutching the TTD tightly.
“Tiger, wait!” Liv called after her.
“Tiger, where are you going?” Josh took a few steps after her.
“Far away from you, fuck nose!” She shot back at him.
“Don’t give up on me!” He gave a defeated groan as Tiger flipped him off and stormed away at an impressive pace. He turned back to Liv, who looked at him with a worried expression.
“Josh…” she whispered. It was the possum incinerator all over again.
“Come on, let’s see what we’re dealing with here.” He grumbled quietly, breezing past her as he made his way over to the Kronitorium. Liv rushed after him. As they entered, their eyes grew wider, not recognizing a single thing about the building. People were scanning their hands to enter into the main labs from the lobby.
“Okay…” Liv muttered, intertwining her hand in Josh’s, staying close to his side.
“Shit,” he muttered back, realizing they probably would not have clearance. “Should we…should we try?” He whispered.
“I mean, we technically worked here, I think…” She looked around the lobby again.
They nervously approached the scanners, gripping onto each other’s hands tightly, scared that if they let go they’d somehow lose the other.
“Excuse me, can I help you?” A voice said from behind them.
They turned their heads to look at the person. Carl the Biotic who Tiger and Wolf killed stood behind them. Josh and Liv jumped.
“Holy shit!” Josh blurted out. “Carl!”
“Do I know you?” Carl asked, towering over them, not in a threatening way, but in a protective security guard way.
“No,” Liv said. “I’m- I’m Liv Branson, this is Josh Futturman. We work here, we should be in the system.” She said, trying not to sound nervous.
“We just forgot our IDs.” Josh said, remembering how both of their IDs were left back in the 80s. Dammit.
Carl looked to another security guard who typed “Liv Branson” into the computer system. Immediately a picture of Liv and Josh (Josh in lingerie) appeared. Their faces fell. The computer blared an alarm. Carl and another security guard seized the two of them without another word, throwing them out of the building.
“Ow! Ow! Okay!” Carl shoved Josh away from the door. Liv was pushed out next to him.
“Come back and we’ll have you both arrested.” Carl said sternly.
“…okay…” They turned away from the building, confused. “How did they even have that picture?” Embarrassment was evident in Josh’s voice.
“Go away, go away!” Somebody from a bench behind them was whining. “No, no, no!” They looked over to see Stu Camillo trying to eat his lunch, shooing pigeons away from him. Josh broke away from Liv’s side to inch closer to him in shock.
“Stu!” He said. Stu’s head snapped up, his eyes wide like a deer in headlights.
“D-did I take your bench? I-I’m sorry!” He stammered, leaping to his feet.
“No, Stu, it’s me- it- what are you doing?” He asked as Stu hurried away, looking back at them repeatedly.
“That was weird…” Liv muttered, appearing right next to Josh’s side again. “Stu isn’t in charge here?”
“What the fuck is going on with this timeline?” Josh swore. He sighed and took Liv’s hand again. “Can we…can we go back to my house? I don’t know what to do right now.” He sounded defeated. “We don’t have a job, no one seems to know us here, I just want to see my parents.”
“I wanna see your parents too.” Liv said. The walk back to Josh’s house was tame thankfully, and as they approached Josh’s house they both felt relief settle over them. At least something was familiar. The familiarity was gone the second they entered the house. Josh slowed down as he took in the sight of his- no, someone else’s house, and Liv softly gasped behind him. The wallpaper, the decorations, nothing was the same.
“Is this even your house?” Liv asked quietly, beginning to panic.
“What the…” Josh exhaled, taking in the sight. It was so modern, with a touch of Asian cultural aesthetics. Whoever’s house this was, it was boujee as hell.
“Oh! Hey, JFUTZ!” A man’s voice excitedly greeted them, making Josh and Liv both jump out of their skin. Paul and Tracy from the video game store got off the couch to greet them. “You’re home earls bro!” Paul said cheerfully.
“How was Macau, you rock that shit?” Tracy excitedly walked up to them and saw Liv. “Oh! Paul, he brought home a girlfriend!”
“Ooh! JFUTZ! This your girl?”
“Wow! Trend alert! Say goodbye to leather and mesh, huh?”
“Hello retro!”
“How was the tourney? The crowd looked sick, like, bigger than BlizzCon. Like, sick, dude.”
Liv slowly turned to look at Josh’s overwhelmed face. “Um. Yeah, yeah it was bigger than BlizzCon for sure.” He tried saying as naturally as he could. Tracy and Paul looked at Liv, expecting her to introduce herself.
“I’m Liv.” She said.
“Nice to meet you Liv, Josh’s girl.” Tracy winked at her. Liv gave Josh a look, bumping his hip with hers. Josh’s brain finally caught up to what Paul and Tracy were saying about Liv and he looked at her with pink cheeks.
“Yeah, yeah…” his eyes were soft. “My girl.” Liv’s eyes practically had hearts in them.
Paul and Tracy melted with awwws. “You guys are, like, couple goals!” Paul said.
“The…um, thing was crazy,” Liv spoke up. “There were like, so many people.” She wasn’t sure what she was talking about, but she sure was acting like she did. Josh was still looking at her with love struck puppy dog eyes, processing the tingly feeling he got from calling Liv “his girl”. “We’re kinda jet lagged right now, so….”
“Jet lag? JFUTZ flies private, I thought they like, engineered out the jet leg or something.” Paul chuckled as he and Tracy walked into the kitchen. Josh and Liv followed close behind.
Josh snapped out of his trance. “Private?” Paul and Tracy both stopped what they were doing and gave him a confused look. “Oh, yeah. I think it’s a new- uh- new thing they’re figuring out-“ he cut himself off, realizing what was missing. “Hey, uh, where are my parents?”
“At the dope ass condo you put them in!” Tracy reminded him enthusiastically.
“World’s greatest son alert!” Paul pointed at him and raised the roof, imitating some kind of bird sound.
Josh looked at Liv with an even more confused look. He looked back to Tracy and Paul. “Would you excuse us for a moment?” He grabbed Liv’s hand and led her towards the stairs. Paul wolf whistled at them.
“Sure thing you two, don’t get too loud.” Tracy winked after them. Before Liv or Josh had time to process what she’d said, they were up the stairs and walking into the bathroom, and shutting the door behind them.
“Where the fuck are we?” Josh whispered, looking amazed. Liv looked around at the glass sinks, the bamboo wallpaper, and the impressively big shower.
“Woah…” she breathed out, pointing to a control panel on the wall. Josh walked over to observe it, still amazed at how high tech everything was. He fumbled with his phone as he got it out of his pocket and sat on the toilet. “What are you doing?” She asked, leaning over him and looking down at his phone, everything was upside down.
Josh looked up at her with a goofy grin as all of her hair dangled in his face. “Googling myself. Sorry, Bloogling myself…my name is Joosh here?”
“That name was stupid.” She giggled as he poked her side.
“Shut up Liv, you don’t have to call me that.” He chuckled as he kept scrolling through the articles about him. “I gave a TED Talk?” His smile grew bigger as he scrolled through pictures that came up. A few key words caught his eye. “…‘Fortune off AOL shares’? Is that-“ Josh flipped his phone around for Liv to see. “Is that Uncle Barry?”
“He took your advice!” Liv said excitedly as she looked at the picture of JFUTZ and Uncle Barry accepting an award. “‘Founder of the Robotics company ‘Future Man’!” She read. “Josh, this is amazing!”
Josh scrolled past pictures of him on magazines, videos of him promoting a sports drink called ‘JOOSH’, and the fact is net worth was 6 Million Euros. “I think that’s a lot of money!” Josh gasped, showing Liv. Liv knelt next to him, watching as he continued to deep dive.
“I’m in Ibiza!” He showed her paparazzi pictures of him. “…I have a Bentley.” He gasped excitedly, leaning back, head hitting the control panel.
“Engaging, rainforest mode.” A robotic voice said. Liv and Josh looked around as mist began to sprinkle down from the ceiling.
“Rainforest mode?” Josh raised his arms up, as if he were welcoming the mist. “My life rules!” He cried, ecstatically, wrapping his arms around Liv and pulling her in for a kiss. “My life fucking rules.” He grinned into the kiss. Liv let Josh pull her into his lap as she deepened the kiss.
They spent about 15 more minutes in the bathroom. Josh kissed down her neck, finally finding the spot that made her pant in his ear (and made his dick twitch). As Josh kissed along Liv’s collar bone, pulling her collar down to gain more access to her skin, the mist shut off, making them both pull away, faces flushed.
“Maybe we should…”
“Yeah,” Liv got off his lap and pulled Josh into one last kiss as they exited the bathroom. They walked down the stairs as nonchalantly as they could, clothes and hair both damp. Paul and Tracy were wiping down the shelves and dusting off picture frames in the living room.
“Oh, you guys don’t have to worry about that. I’ve got someone to do that for me, right?” Josh said.
“Oh yeah, yeah.” Paul dropped the rag.
“We alerted the crew as usual, but if you’re super jet lagged we can tell ‘em to fuck off.” Tracy said.
“The crew? No, don’t tell them that, I’d love to see the crew!” Josh said excitedly. He had more friends than just Liv in this universe?
“Oh! And your present is getting here from Japan today!” Paul said.
“No way! A present?” Josh looked excitedly at Liv.
“Just got an alert this morning that it will be delivered today.”
“That’s- that’s so exciting!” Liv said, not knowing what they meant by present.
JFUTZ’s friends showed up, and Liv and Josh knew none of them. As more and more people showed up and crowded the living room, Liv felt more and more uncomfortable. Josh was having a blast with his crew, while Liv sat next to him, her leg bouncing nervously. She always liked when it was just her and Josh, and she was finding that she wasn’t a fan of the crew.
“My prediction is, hear me out, Governor Amal Clooney.” Josh said to a group of people. The topic of conversation was which celebrities would go into politics in the future. “I give it until 2023. Mark my words.” Josh said as the people laughed and shook their heads. Liv slipped her hand into his. Josh’s head snapped over to look at her. “You okay?” He asked softly. She hadn’t said much since the house began to crowd.
“Mhm.” She lied.
“Liv.” He whispered.
“Yo Joosh! Want some JOOSH?” Tracy called, holding a bottle of the sports drink up.
“I’m okay, thanks though!” Josh called back, hand sliding over Liv’s thigh. “Liv,” his voice dropped back to a low octave. “Do you want to get away from the crowd?”
“…kinda, but- but if you’re having fun-“
“I’m not having fun anymore, you look overwhelmed.” Josh stood up, holding a hand out to help her up. “Let’s go check out my room, we haven’t seen that yet.” He suggested, giving her a warm smile. They walked upstairs, going unnoticed by the absolute ocean of people in his living room. Walking into Josh’s room, he gently hugged her. “I’m sorry, I thought the crew would be, like, a normal sized friend group.”
“It’s okay.” Liv gave him a small, grateful smile. Josh’s new room had his bed in the middle, right under a giant light up sign that said “SIN” that hung on a chevron print wall. “Oh! Sin!” She laughed, shaking her head and rolling her eyes.
“Oh, JFUTZ…” Josh laughed awkwardly, his cheeks heating up. Liv bumped her shoulder into Josh’s.
“You’re JFUTZ, dipshit.” She teased. “You hung that on your wall.” She poked his arm.
“Nuh uh,” Josh playfully rolled his eyes.
“Yuh huh,” Liv grabbed his face and peppered it with kisses. Josh’s eyes squeezed shut and a dorky grin spread over his lips. Her arms stung around his neck. “So, Joosh-“
“Don’t call me that.”
“How does it feel to have accomplished so much?” She asked in a teasing tone.
“Come on, Liv, that wasn’t really me, that was JFUTZ. I’m just Josh.” Josh blushed.
“A humble man, I like it.” She teased.
“You like it?” He was grinning from ear to ear.
“Hey now, don’t let your ego get too big.” She grinned that suggestive grin that she got whenever she made a dirty joke.
Josh chuckled. “Dirty jokes are banned.” He joked, rolling his eyes.
“The sign welcomes it.” She nodded to the “SIN” sign and pushed away from Josh, strolling away casually to examine the room.
Josh immediately missed her arms around him. He missed her body being so painfully close yet far away from his. Liv had been in his room plenty of times before, but this wasn’t his room. Seeing her sit on his- no- Joosh’s bed still somehow made his heart thud. It was technically his bed though, right? In some way?
Liv had said something to him, but he didn’t hear it, he was thinking about kissing her again, missing the feeling of her lips molding against his. He wanted to taste the flavor of that same tropical scented lip balm she'd used for three years, and wanted to feel her fingers in his hair. He wanted her. She was right there, and the little glances she kept shooting to him alluded to her wanting him too. He knew she did, he saw the way she looked at him in lingerie. Too bad they didn’t have that anymore.
“Josh,” Liv giggled, adjusting to sit cross legged on the bed. “I asked you a question.”
Josh sat on the edge of the bed. “What?”
“I said, would you decorate your room this weird if you could?”
Josh glanced around, shaking his head. “Absolutely not.” He glanced at the chevron patterned walls.
Liv motioned for him to sit closer to her. Josh sat on the bed, cross legged just like her. “Is your bed this comfy at home?” She asked.
Josh pressed his hands into the mattress. It was some kind of memory foam bed, and it was a thousand times nicer than his old one. “This was probably hella expensive, I wish.”
Liv laughed. “It’s really nice.” She giggled as she grabbed his face and kissed him deeply, feeling Josh eagerly kiss her back, hands moving to her waist immediately. God, she loved that feeling. She uncrossed her legs, moving onto her knees, hovering over him. Josh’s lips never left hers, instead he craned his head upward as she moved up. She pulled away so she could look down at him. There was a glimmer in his eyes, she guessed it was one of arousal.
“This is really nice.” He whispered, face flushing. “How long do we have in this room?” He asked breathlessly.
“What?”
“Back in the 80s you said only 15 minutes, and then you said 16, but how long do we have now?”
She smiled down at him and laughed, climbing into his lap. “17.”
“17 what?”
“Hopefully not seconds, I hope you last longer than that.” She grinned, the same glimmer in her own eyes. His eyes widened. Oh. Oh!
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” Their lips crashed together. The kiss was electrifying this time, Liv couldn’t hold back an excited little groan.
Josh pulled away, pupils enormous. “You can’t do that to me, Liv.” He muttered, cheeks glowing redder and redder.
“I can and I will.” She wrapped her legs tightly around him and recaptured his lips. Liv swore Josh’s eyes rolled back.
Josh’s hands moved to the nape of her neck, tangling themselves in her hair. Liv let out a small groan, feeling him play with her hair.
“God. Do you know what you’re doing to me right now?” He mumbled, eyes fluttering open as she pulled away to catch her breath.
“I can feel it.” She muttered in his ear. Josh’s dick was pressing against her thigh, making her feel dizzy.
“Oh God… sorry…” Josh seemed embarrassed.
“You don’t have to be sorry,” Liv tilted her head down at him. “It’s the reaction I was hoping for.”
Josh’s hands traveled down her back and ran over her thighs. “Can I tell you something?”
“Oh, what? Are you a virgin?” She teased.
“What? No!” Josh’s face twisted with a mock offended look. “No, I’m not a virgin! I was going to tell you that I think your legs feel nice wrapped around me, but now I don’t want to.”
“Well, you just told me.” Liv teased, squeezing her legs. Josh couldn’t help but let out a little whimper.
“Shut up, Liv.” He managed to breath out, grabbing her hips. His whimper paired with his grabbing her hips only made her want to do it more. So she did, squeezing her thighs harder around him, feeling his erection dig into her thigh more. Josh muffled his whining against her mouth, addicted to her. He kissed so gently, his lips moving against hers felt so perfect. Liv had kissed other guys, admittedly not that many, but enough to know that this was the most intimate and dizzying kiss she’d ever received. Probably because she’d secretly been fantasizing about this moment every night before she fell asleep for years.
She unbuttoned a button on his shirt, feeling his hands shyly wandering her back, clearly wanting to go down and grab her ass, but seeming too shy to go through with the action.
“If you want me to take my shirt off, you could just ask.” Josh said, unbuttoning the rest of the buttons and pulling the ugly pink shirt off.
“Ugh, finally.” Liv teased, running her fingers over his collar bone. “You know you’re allowed to touch me anywhere, right?”
“I know.” He said shyly. He saw the way her eyes lit up when he shivered at her touch, the way her fingers dragged over his chest and collar bone. “You’ve seen me like this before.” He said, playfully rolling his eyes and grinning.
“I just think you’re really pretty.” Liv dragged her fingers up the side of his neck, making his eyelids flutter at the feeling.
“Liv…” Was all he could manage to say quietly. Liv seized the opportunity to pull her own tank top off, throwing it over to join Josh’s shirt on the floor next to the bed. Josh’s eyes were wide as his brain malfunctioned. His eyes flicked between her own and her nude colored bra. She laughed at his shock. He looked at her like he’d never seen a woman in just a bra.
“You sure you’re not a virgin? Or are you just really into boobs?” She teased. Josh looked up at her eyes sheepishly. It was definitely the latter option. “Josh Futturman, you’re a boob guy? I’m actually not surprised.”
“Hey, hey!” Josh shook his head. “They’re in my face right now, what am I supposed to do?”
Liv’s lips ghosted his as she whispered against them. “You could always touch them?” She suggested, reaching behind her to unclasp her bra.
Josh couldn’t believe what was happening, he felt as though time had stopped moving. Being here, this close, this intimate with Liv was the first time he felt happy in forever. As she threw her bra aside, Josh stared into her gorgeous brown eyes with his pleading hazel ones. She was completely topless in his lap and yet he couldn’t tear his eyes away from hers. He looked so pathetic and needy. And she liked that. A lot.
“You’re allowed to look at me.” She giggled softly.
Josh gave her a shy grin. “I know, I just think you’re just really pretty.” He used her own words. Liv covered her face with her hands, giggling shyly. She could feel Josh’s eyes drift down to her boobs. Josh looked back up at her hands covering her face. He pulled her hands down gently. Liv’s face was tomato red as she giggled. “I’m allowed to touch you, right?” Josh double checked.
“If you don’t I think I’ll scream.” She grinned.
“Well…” Josh grabbed Liv’s hips and rolled over on top of her, making her squeal. His mouth immediately attached to her right boob, hand skimming up her side and cupping her left boob. Liv gasped and let out a shaky moan. She felt Josh’s mouth vibrate as her moan caused him to moan too. Her head rolled back into the bed as he pressed kisses around her hard nipple, before taking it into his mouth and swirling his tongue around it.
“Oh God…” She panted and let out a heavy sigh, feeling Josh’s other hand wander down and caress her hip through her jean shorts. Josh had never enjoyed something so much in his whole life, sucking on Liv’s tits while listening to her whimper and pant was absolute heaven.
Josh looked up at her through his lashes, watching her jaw slack as she squirmed. He moved his mouth around, sucking and kissing anywhere he felt her breath hitch and her body twitch. Oh, she’d have hickeys for sure. As much as he wanted to stay at her boobs forever, he missed her face, so he kissed up the valley between her breasts, up her collar bone, and up her neck, cupping her breasts with his hands. He rubbed his thumbs over her breasts as he trailed kisses over her jawline and up to her lips. “Okay, maybe I am a boob guy.” He admitted, his hold on her slacking. Liv used the opportunity to roll him over so she was on top again, straddling his waist.
“Really? I hadn’t noticed.” She giggled. Josh eyed the hickeys forming across her boobs with a proud smile. “My eyes are up here.” She teased, lightly rocking her hips against his. Josh’s hands shot out and grabbed her hips as he let out a strangled moan.
“Holy fucking hell!” He felt Liv’s hands trail up and down his stomach as he closed his eyes, trying to keep from cumming right then and there. Her giggles taunted him. “You’re going to drive me insane.” He felt her fingers land on his belt.
“Yeah?” She taunted. Fuck. Her teasing tone made him melt under her. He opened his eyes as he felt her lift off of him, finding her shimmying down her shorts, stripping down to just her underwear. Josh took the opportunity to get up and take his own pants off, staring at each other as they realized they didn’t have many layers left separating them. “Damn.” Liv breathed out, staring at the absolute rocket in Josh’s boxers. “I’ve gotta admit, I’m a little intimidated.” She said shyly, laying down amongst the pillows on the bed.
“I think I might be too.” Josh had to steady himself as the lightheaded feeling from all the blood in his body rushing to his dick finally caught up to him. “Oh God, I’m-“ he let out an embarrassed chuckle.
“Oh! Josh, we can stop if you’re not feeling-“
Josh looked up at her with pleading eyes as he got back on the bed. “No! I want to, trust me, I want to so bad.” He practically whimpered. The sound of his whimper went straight to her pussy. Shit, was she into that? She held out her arms, wrapping Josh in them as he settled down on top of her. His lips immediately found her sensitive spot on her neck, making her whine in his ear. “I like that sound.” He whispered, a sneaky hand moved up to pinch her nipple. She moaned again, louder this time. He brought his face up to hers with a cunning grin. She glared at him playfully and rolled on top of him again, this time exploring his neck with her lips. “Oh Liv, I-“ he was interrupted by Liv finding the sensitive spot, immediately folding and moaning loudly.
Liv smirked against his neck and got to work, leaving hickeys down his neck, hickeys that would be covered by his shirt, but she would know they were there.
“Liv…” he moaned, as she kissed around his collar bone.
“Hm?” She looked up at him innocently, but her hands playing with the waistband of his boxers was anything but.
“Jesus, Liv, just take them off.” He begged, needing some sort of relief. Liv grinned as she shook her head. “Fuck you.” He mumbled.
“What?” She asked smugly. She got off of him and took her own panties off. Feeling Josh’s eyes all over her as his jaw going slack made her feel even more naked than she was.
“Hachi machi,” Josh breathed out. “You’re gorgeous.” Liv couldn’t hold back an amused look.
“I thought I told you to never say that again.” Liv laughed, sitting back on the bed.
“Liv, I’m serious.” Josh was suddenly nervous to touch her again. “I think you’re perfect.”
Liv looked at him, hearts in her eyes. “You think I’m perfect?” She cooed.
“Your smile, your- your eyes, your hair, your laugh…” Josh listed. “Your…your body, your moans.” He tacked on the end. “And your…everything.” His eyes raked over her, giddily. “God, you’re- you’re everything.”
“My moans?” She grinned.
“God,” Josh gathered her in his arms and pulled her back to him. “Your moans are music to my fucking ears.”
Liv straddled his lap again. “I like when you moan too.” She wrinkled her nose as she grinned at him. “You whimper. A lot.” Josh bit his lip as she traced her fingers along the band of his boxers.
“I won’t last any longer if you keep teasing me.” He said quietly.
“Lame.” She snapped the band against his stomach teasingly. He moved her hips off of him, pulling down his boxers. Liv’s jaw dropped. “Oh my fucking God!” She cried. Big was an understatement. A gross understatement. Even Josh was surprised.
“Holy fucking-“ he gasped, staring down at his own dick with wide eyes. “Surprise?” He looked back up her face, trying to read her reaction.
“How- what- will that even fit?!” She asked, her thighs squeezing together, Josh couldn’t tell if it was out of nervousness or excitement.
“Liv, we don’t have to…I don’t want to make you feel-“
“Oh God, Josh, I want to. Don’t worry, I want to. I wanna ride you.” An evil glint sparked in Liv’s eyes. Josh was floored and even more horny. It was definitely excitement.
“…what?”
“I said I wanna ride you.” Liv said again, leaning forward so that their faces were closer. “You know? Sir Mix-A-Lot?”
“Oh- oh, I know,” Josh stammered, heart thrashing against his rib cage, imagining all kinds of scenarios of Liv on top of him. “You wanna…come here?”
“You got a condom?” Liv asked, eyes dropping down to his dick again.
“Shit!” Josh cursed. Josh rolled off the bed and stood at the night stand to his right, rifling through it, praying he’d find one. “I got one!” He pulled out a condom labeled “JOOSH” with his face on it. “Oh. I sell condoms too.” Josh looked up at Liv, who sat patiently on the bed, looking at him in a way that made his heart hammer even harder, his face flush, and his dick throb. “You’re pretty.” He said as he tore open the package.
Liv got visibly flustered. “You’re…prettier.” She said back.
“I don’t think so,” Josh rolled the condom on.
“How long would you say that is?” Liv studied his penis. Cute moment over. “Like, what, 8 feet?” He got back on the bed.
“8 feet?! Neither of us are even that tall.” Josh laughed lightly, before looking at her seriously. “Liv, are you sure?”
“I’ve been sure for a while, Josh.” Liv said. “Joosh, if you will.”
“If you call me Joosh while you’re riding my dick, I think I might cry.” Josh laughed nervously as Liv got closer.
“You don’t want me calling you Joosh?” She teased, hovering over him.
“No. Josh is fine.” He looked nervous. “God, you’re making me anxious.”
Liv’s face fell, looking worried. “Why?”
“Because you’re hot.” Josh said dumbly as he blushed deeper red.
A wave of relief washed over Liv as Josh sat up on his elbows. “You might snap me in half.” She said quietly, referring to his massive fucking horse cock.
“Oh God, I hope I don’t.” Josh’s eyes widened with surprise as she pushed him back down onto his back, dangerously close to lowering herself onto him, but of course she wouldn’t, she was teasing him. Of course not only was she a fucking tease normally but also in bed too.
“You wanna find out?” She asked quietly, batting her eyelashes down at him innocently, but her tone was the exact opposite. Josh's eyes were full of lust and excitement as he looked up at her, nodding as he was unable to formulate words.
He sat back up and kissed her roughly as she sank down onto him as best as she could, lips unattaching as they both reacted. Liv let out a surprised sound as her brows pinched together and she gripped his shoulders for support. She slapped her hand over her mouth. Josh held eye contact with her as he gripped her waist and inhaled shakily, trying to keep it together. He wanted to make sure she was enjoying it first before he let himself do so.
“God…” she finally moaned. Josh let a breathy moan slip out too. They both were gripping each other, panting and trying not to get too loud, but failing miserably. She rolled her hips, making his eyes roll back, much to her delight. He panted, repeating her name along with a string of curse words over and over again. Liv’s nails were digging into his shoulders and she moved, fitting as much of his (Wolf’s) dick as she could inside of her. She chose not to think about the fact that she was technically riding Wolf’s cock.
“Liv- Liv…” Josh whimpered, clearly trying to last as long as he could. She could feel by the way he was trembling and pulsing inside her that he was right on the edge. He’d been that way from the moment he’d been inside her.
“Josh,” She moaned into his mouth as she messily pressed her lips to his. Josh’s eyes rolled back again as Liv threaded her fingers through his hair and her nails lightly scratched at the nape of his neck.
“I’m gonna cum.” He moaned against her lips.
She pulled away with a teasing grin. “Oh- oh yeah?” God, even while she was riding his dick she was teasing him. He couldn’t keep his eyes off her tits as she continued to move up and down, and up and down, and up and-
Josh whimpered and whined, hands finally getting brave and sliding to grab her ass. Oh yeah. She was definitely into that. “Li-“ Josh couldn’t even finish moaning her name as he whimpered and buried his face in her shoulder. “Liv, I’m so close.” He moaned.
Liv’s head rolled back as she panted, letting out a whimper herself as she rode him like her life depended on it. “I’m really close too.” She whined, hand snaking down to touch herself somewhere that needed attention. Josh took the hint and replaced her hand, rubbing circles on her clit. “I’m really, really close.” She gasped, kissing his lips again. She let her hips roll again, Josh’s eyes rolled back and shut as his free hand shot up to the small of her back, pulling her body flush against his as he tried his best to move with her hips, slumping against the headboard for support.
“You’re beautiful.” He whispered breathlessly, opening his eyes to look directly into hers. “You’re so fucking beautiful- Jesus!” His stomach flexed as he couldn’t hold it in any longer. That feeling drove Liv over the edge too, her body tensing around him. Josh kept his fingers rubbing circles on her clit, knowing he was doing something right by the way she was panting and cursing under her breath, her movements slowing down.
“Jesus, Liv…” Josh whined, watching her struggle to keep it together, and he loved it. That did it. She steadied herself by digging her nails into Josh’s shoulders as she came.
“Josh, oh God, oh fuck, oh Josh-“ Her repeating his name was like a choir of dirty angels singing to him. She collapsed against him, eyelids heavy from exhaustion, burying her face in the crook of his neck for a moment. She pulled her face away to look at him with her glossy eyes, cheeks glowing and flushed, and her eyelids still half lidded. “You’re- you’re okay?” She breathed out. Josh looked equally as flushed, his hair messy from Liv raking her fingers through it.
“I think I should be asking you that.” He chuckled wearily. Liv hadn’t moved off, twitching and heaving around his cock.
“I’m fine- I’m fine.” She panted. “You feel really good.”
“Jesus,” Josh gasped as she squeezed around him accidentally. “You feel like heaven.” He sharply inhaled. Liv kissed him gently on the lips, smiling. No one had ever told her that. She slowly lifted herself off of him, slumping down against him. Her lips grew more intense.
“I like this feeling.” She whispered as she pulled away. Josh’s fingers trailed around the small of her back and up her sides. She pushed herself up, sitting against his lower stomach as Josh’s fingers made their way around to her stomach and up to her tits.
“Remember what Kronish said about holding each other being the best part?” Josh whispered, motioning for her to lay down on him.
Liv gave a tired chuckle. “I do.” She laid on top of him, kissing him deeply. He rolled them both onto their sides as they kissed lazily, both giggling and pulling apart.
“It really is the best part.” Josh said as he pulled Liv into him and he buried his face in her neck.
Tiger helped Wolf sling his right arm over her shoulder as she helped him up the steps to Josh’s house. Tiger had ditched Liv and Josh and traveled to the 40s where she did NOT kill baby Kronish. Instead she became his nanny. For years.
Wolf had not in fact died like Tiger alluded to, instead he stayed up until the 90s, becoming a famous chef, feeding famous people from all over the world.
Tiger had come back to present day to find Wolf was dead, immediately finding his suicide note in the form of a recorded message left behind in their sewer lair. She traveled back to find Wolf right as he was about to end it in front of their good friend Skarsgaard, giving him another slice to the face to match his three scars on his right cheek.
Wolf was going through it, he couldn’t walk super well, he needed help standing up straight. Tiger, in full 40s attire with her gingham dress, kicked open her door to Josh’s house, only to be met with stares of random people.
“Um,” someone said, blinking at them. “Are you here for the party?” People were wearing headsets and pointing remotes at a huge TV, blending and drinking smoothies, and nowhere in this obnoxious and loud sea of people were the two little people they were looking for.
“Yes.” Tiger stated, adjusting her hold on Wolf.
“Where’s Liv?” Wolf asked, sounding pained. “And Josh too, I guess.” He grumbled at the end.
A sea of hands pointed towards the stairs towards Josh’s room.
“Thank you, strangers” Tiger nodded at them as she helped Wolf up the stairs.
“Liv has probably missed me so much, I never got to say goodbye.” Wolf said dramatically. An entire section of his suicide message was dedicated to her, saying how he loved her so much and wished she could have tried the food he made, thanking her for being the first to tell him how amazing the chocolate he made for the Kronish Ball was. It was sweet. Sickly sweet. It had made Tiger a little jealous even though the rest of it was dedicated to her.
“She’s fine.” Tiger sighed as they reached the top of the stairs. “They’re probably plotting how to get into the Kronitorium in Josh’s room.”
As they reached Josh’s room they paused. They could hear the strangled sounding moans coming from inside. Whimpers and moans.
“What’s going on?” Tiger pressed her ear to the door, assessing if there was a threat. “Wolf, do you hear that?” Wolf pressed his ear to the door too. “Are they being held host-“
“Fuck yeah, they’re fucking.” He nodded approvingly.
“They’re fucking what?” Then Tiger realized. She looked at Wolf with a horrified and disgusted look. “They’re having pleasure sex?!”
Their cuddling turned into a sloppy make out session, which turned back into touching each other and Liv back on top of Josh.
“You’re wet.” Josh muttered teasingly, tracing under her boobs.
“And you’re hard again, horn dog.” She retaliated, pressing her ass against his erection.
His muscles tensed. “Liv, you’re going to make me cum again.” He whimpered and looked at her with those puppy dog eyes.
“Maybe you should make me cum again too.” She grinned. Energy coursed through her body. Josh’s eyes lit up.
“How do you feel about being eaten out?”
“Josh Futturman!” She slapped his chest. “That’s inappropriate!” She teased, as if barely 40 minutes ago they weren’t moaning each other’s names inappropriately.
“Read the sign, Liv.” He pointed above him. She got all giggly as Josh turned the tables, flipping them over so she was underneath. “You didn’t answer my question by the way.” He began kissing her neck.
“I wouldn’t mind…” She gave a small squeal as she felt his tongue right under her jaw. She covered her face and giggled as he eagerly kissed down her boobs, down her stomach, all over her hip bones and thighs, and then finally to her pussy…
Josh actually loved eating her out, he could have spent forever with his head between her legs, enjoying the way her back arched off the bed as he spelled his name and her name in cursive over and over with his tongue over her swollen clit. He’d pulled her to the edge of the bed, slinging her legs over his shoulders as he knelt between her thighs on the floor. The way she kept moaning his name spurred him on, pressing kisses to the insides of her thighs to tease her every time her moans got loud and sounded like she was about to reach her climax, his revenge for the years of teasing he had to endure.
“You fucking suck, I hate you.” Liv whined as Josh evilly kissed the apex of her thigh.
Josh lifted his head, a giant grin on his face. “I fucking what?”
“I’m going to fucking kill you I swear to God.” Her hand moved down to do it herself, but Josh intertwined his fingers into hers to stop her.
“Is that a threat or a promise?” He asked. She was a mess, she could barely comprehend what he’d said.
“What? Shut up.” She huffed, squirming.
He chuckled, rubbing his thumb over her knuckles. “You’re so pretty.” He said sweetly as he smiled, climbing back up her body and getting on the bed.
“You’re lucky you are too.” Liv grabbed his head and pulled him down to her lips, tasting herself on his tongue. She was learning a lot about herself sexually today.
In the almost 2 hours they had been in his room, Liv had discovered that Josh was very, very sensitive. Everywhere. She discovered she particularly liked to run her fingers over the nape of his neck and feel him shiver, and every time she’d done it, without fail, he gave an involuntary whimper. She liked that.
Josh pulled away, narrowing his eyes at her. “What are you smiling for?”
Liv was grinning from ear to ear at the sound of his whimper. She really liked that. “Nothing.” She pushed herself up to her elbows. Josh sat next to her and pulled her into his lap again.
Of all the ways he held Liv, his favorite was to have her in his lap (he really just liked when she was on top of him, turns out). He lightly tickled her back as he looked deeply into her eyes. “You okay?” He asked softly.
“Yeah?”
“I mean,” he lightly chuckled at her adorable confused face as he drew his fingers up and down her shoulder blades. “I mean, like, after…everything.”
Oh yeah. They’d lost Wolf. She looked away. “Yeah. You helped take my mind off of it.” She gave him a small, sad smile.
“Yeah, you did too.” Liv rested her forehead against his, closing her eyes solemnly. She didn’t want to feel sad. She was in Josh’s naked lap for Christ’s sake, she didn’t want to be sad at all.
“How many more ‘JOOSH’ condoms do you have in there?” She nudged her head towards the bedside table. Josh flushed red, as if they hadn’t already done that.
“There’s a lot in there.” He murmured, fingers trailing around her stomach.
“Wanna use one more?”
Josh didn’t answer, instead he gently moved Liv off of him and reached over to open the drawer and grab another condom with his face on it. After rolling it on, Liv pushed him down, climbing back to straddle him. He wasn’t complaining, he rather liked the cowgirl position. They were laying on the bed sideways, Josh’s door in their peripheral. Liv steadied herself, placing her hands on his chest as she sank painfully slow down on his dick again. He let out a strangled moan, trying to keep his hips from bucking. She didn’t make a sound, just her mouth falling open and her eyes screwing shut as she took in as much as she could. He held her hips tightly, fingers digging into her.
“You’re perfect,” Josh groaned, looking up at her with those eyes again. Her eyelids fluttered open as her eyebrows pinched together, letting out a moan. Josh quivered and whimpered in response.
“Tiger, you can’t open the door.” Wolf huffed. “They’re charging in.”
“I know.” Tiger kept her ear pressed to the door. She could hear the way they were moaning and mumbling sweet nothings to each other. Gross.
“Charging in is actually a private thing.” Wolf said, steadying himself against the wall.
“You sound like Josh.” Tiger muttered. “God, if I hear him tell her she’s ‘perfect’ or ‘beautiful’ one more time, I’m going in there.”
Wolf’s eyes looked loving at the door, as if he could see inside. “I knew he thought that about her.” He said quietly.
Tiger finally huffed and yelled over the loud TV and loud people downstairs for Josh and Liv to hear. “Are you two done yet? You’re just whistlin’ dixie in there, we’ve got very important matters to discuss.” No response. Their moaning continued. The bed kept squeaking. Tiger looked annoyed.
“Tiger, don’t.” Wolf held a hand out to stop her, but it was too late. She threw the door open.
“Oh my God!” Liv and Josh both screamed, Josh quickly sitting up and pulling Liv against him to cover her somewhat.
“…Tiger?” Josh blinked in disbelief. Tiger looked between them, disgusted. When she threw open the door they had been kissing (rat hole to rat hole) with their tongues halfway down each other’s throat.
“WOLF?!” Liv cried, almost climbing off of Josh, who still was inside her. Wolf gave her a double thumbs up and a wink, but he looked like hell.
“Woah there, naked girl!” Josh held her tightly against him.
“You two are gross.” Tiger tried not to gag.
“I think this,” Wolf weakly pointed between Liv and Josh. “Is beautiful.” He leaned against the door frame for support.
“Can you, uh, maybe shut the door and let us get decent? We can celebrate and be reunited after we have clothes on.” Josh protectively covered Liv’s body by wrapping his arms around her.
“Just…get your dick out of her, Futturman,” Tiger mumbled, averting her eyes as she closed the door.
“My dick- Hi Liv!-“ Wolf was cut off by the door shutting. There was a moment of embarrassed silence between them.
“I have a feeling that will be the first of many.” Liv whispered, rocking her hips again.
“Liv!” Josh gasped.
“Just let me help you finish.” She whispered back, sliding herself up and down.
“Fuck…” Josh squeezed his eyes shut, face contorting with pleasure. Liv exhaled shakily against Josh’s shoulder as she moved. “You gonna cum too?” He whispered, stumbling over his words.
Liv panted in his ear. “Mhm-“ She felt Josh grip her hips. One of his hands moved up and reached her boob. “God…” she whispered, trying to keep quiet, knowing Tiger and Wolf were just outside the door. “You’re so pretty.” She complimented him, still panting in his ear.
“You’re prettier.” She could hear him trying not to moan loudly. Liv let herself sink deeper into Josh’s huge cock, starting to see stars.
“I think I can feel you fucking everywhere” She gasped.
Josh trembled as he spread her legs a tad wider. “Jesus fucking Christ…”
“We can still hear you.” Tiger’s voice was muffled from the other side of the door. Liv and Josh didn’t give a shit, they were so wrapped up in each other.
Liv knew her legs would ache later. “Fuck!” She whispered as her head rolled back. Josh took the opportunity to kiss her neck as her pussy spasmed around him, cumming all over him. As he tried to kiss down her throat, his lips fell to her shoulder as he came, hugging her close for support. They sat, panting and sweating, hearts pounding for a moment. The door creaked open again, this time Wolf peeking in. Josh protectively wrapped his arms around Liv again.
“Not to interrupt, but, um, do you have any coke?” He asked quietly. “Like...cocaine?”
“Wolf, I’m so happy to see you’re not dead, but I’m gonna have to ask you to wait a sec.” Liv panted.
“Right, sorry.” The door quietly closed.
Josh carefully lifted Liv off of him. “You’re messy.” He quietly teased, referring to the cum on his lap.
“Shut up.” Liv tiredly punched his arm. Grabbing a shirt, and some boxers, Josh hurriedly got dressed, promising Liv to go into the bathroom and get a washcloth to clean them both up. Trying to sneak out of his room, he was met with Tiger staring intensely at the door.
“Jesus!” He jumped back.
“Glad you got your dick wet.” She said dryly. “Now come on, we need to focus.”
“Good lord, can’t I go get a washcloth from the bathroom real quick?” Josh pushed past her and Wolf to the bathroom.
“Well, good day to you too, Future Man.”
“I saw you this morning and you were mean to me.” Josh called out over the commotion still happening downstairs. He emerged with a wet washcloth. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to provide Liv with aftercare and then I will let you guys in my room.”
Before he could hear their responses, he slid into his room and closed the door. Liv was still on his bed laying on her stomach flipping through a magazine with his- Joosh’s- face on it. “Hey stud,” she flipped the magazine around to show him pictures of him- Joosh- posing like a douche bag with the words “THE NEXT GENERATION” typed boldly over the top.
Josh grinned at her adoringly. “Shut up, Liv.” Seeing Liv laying naked in his room was giving him an adrenaline rush. “Let me clean you up.” He said as she sat up.
“Why thank you, Josh. Also, no offense, that sweater? Ugly as hell.” His sweater was eye offendingly bright with yellows, oranges, and a few splashes of other colors with random letters all over it, looking like they were smashed together and fighting to be at the front.
“What, you don’t like it?” Josh looked down at it.
“No.” Liv laughed, taking some of the sweater in her hands and trying to study it. “Is it supposed to say something? It has a lot of P's. Oh and there’s an S. And an A.”
Josh shrugged as he gently washed her thighs. “I don’t know, it was the first thing I grabbed.” He kissed her forehead.
After he was done, Josh grabbed Liv a less ugly sweater from his closet (she had a big opinion on every single one he pulled out except for a plain white one). She stole a pair of boxers with his face all over them, claiming, “They probably look cooler on me than they did on you.”
“JFUTZ.” He corrected as he watched her pull on her baggy shorts.
“Also, are we not going to talk about how JFUTZ has boxers with his face all over them?” She snickered and looked at him. “You’re technically him-“
“But I would never buy something like that.” He laughed. The door swung open.
“I’m really glad you’ve bonded. Really glad- it smells like an orgy in here.” Tiger rolled her eyes.
“The smell of love.” Wolf said in a low, slightly teasing voice as he strolled into the room. “So, you never told me, do you have coke in here?”
“No.” Josh looked annoyed. “How do you know what an orgy smells like?” Josh muttered, raising an eyebrow at Tiger.
“Wolf!” Liv flung herself at him. “Wolf, we thought you died!”
“Almost did,” Wolf held her tightly, looking so happy he might cry. “Almost did.” He looked up at Josh over Liv’s shoulder. “Hey Josh.”
“Hey Wolf, glad to see you’re not dead…where the hell were you guys by the way?” Josh eyed Tiger and Wolf’s clothes.
“The 40s.” Tiger said.
“The 90s.” Wolf groaned as Liv squeezed too tight. She let go, uttering apologies over and over to him. Wolf moved away, distracted, throwing the covers off of Josh’s bed.
“You’ve got to have coke in here somewhere.” He muttered, digging through the pillows. Liv watched, offended.
“The 90s? Wolf, you stayed in the 80s into the 90s?” Josh was shocked. “You’re telling me years of your lives have happened since this morning? Liv and I have been here for like…2 hours.”
“Time travel’s a real mindfuck.” Wolf said, grinning, but looking like he was in pain. “Is that different wallpaper?” He asked, finally noticing the room. “Are you sure you don’t have any coke?” He looked between Liv and Josh.
“Wolf, I already told you no.” Josh said.
“You think those space pirates downstairs have a hookup?” Wolf asked hopefully.
“First of all, those are my friends, not space pirates.” Josh said.
Liv made a face that showed her thoughts exactly, are you sure about that? She made the face behind Josh, but Wolf and Tiger caught it.
“Second of all, you need to clean up, Wolf.”
“Yeah, Wolf, you’re concerning me.” Liv said, folding her arms. “You don’t seem okay.”
“Okay, look,” Wolf put on his nicest smile. “I appreciate the concern, but I think if I just had a little cocaine I’d be able to think straight.” He was met with the unbelieving and concerned stares from Liv and Josh. “And then I’ll quit, I swear!”
“Wolf-“
“Crack is fine too, in a pinch!” He sounded desperate.
“God, Wolf. The 90s hit you hard.” Liv said sadly.
Tiger huffed. “Okay, enough of this jibber jabber, alright? We gotta skedaddle.” Liv gave her a weird look. She spoke in the most non-Tiger way she’d ever heard. “If the Kronitorium exists, then we don’t know how far along Kronish is with the cure. It might already be out there!”
“But we don’t even have a TTD, what are we gonna do?” Josh asked.
“We gotta find out what we’re up against in that building.” Tiger said.
“We can’t even go into the building, and I don’t think that you should either.” Liv said. “We tried to go in and they threw us out.”
“How about this,” Josh spoke up as Wolf groaned and crouched down in front of the closet, holding his knees to his chest. “Liv and I stay here and help Wolf get clean, and you can handle the recon, Tiger.”
Wolf barfed into the closet, making everyone groan and look away, having Kronish Ball flashbacks. “I puked in your Jordans” He groaned. Josh looked heartbroken, he didn’t know he owned Jordans until then.
“Well, it’s not gonna be pretty, this little angel has got the devil up in him.” Tiger walked over to Wolf, crouching down and rubbing his back comfortingly.
“Oh, we can handle Wolf.” Josh said. “And I know just where to send you.”
Josh sent Tiger to go track down Stu, the only employee he knew personally who still worked for Kronish as a scientist. He was hoping he might have some information on Kronish. Liv strapped Wolf down to Josh’s bed, repeating apologies over and over.
“Wolf, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, but I have to do this-“
“You know, I opened a restaurant in the 80s.” Wolf said, sweating buckets. Together Josh, Liv, and Tiger had stripped Wolf to a white tank top and his boxers after he vomited all over himself.
“Really?” Liv was half listening as she put a strap around his right ankle.
“I named a dish after you, Liv. It was a dessert, a chocolate truffle. I missed you a lot.”
Liv looked at poor, poor Wolf. He looked awful. “I missed you too Wolf…in the few hours I didn’t see you.” She smiled softly.
“I did cocaine up my ass too.”
“Oh.” She made a face. “That’s…that’s really something, Wolfie.”
“I can’t believe you had sex with Josh in this very bed-”
“Hey Wolf, let’s talk about something else.” Liv interrupted him loudly..
Josh poked his head into the room. “Hey Liv, you wanna come downstairs soon?” He asked. She looked at the sweaty and vomit smelling mess that was Wolf.
Be with the random strangers that Josh thinks are his friends or risk being puked/shit on? She thought to herself. “I’m coming.” She sighed.
As they walked down the stairs Josh was beaming. “I’m a video game programmer here. I made the games they’re playing downstairs. In VR.”
“I thought JFUTZ made those games?” She smirked at him. He blushed as he realized what he’d said.
“Yeah, I meant JFUTZ.”
The VR video games that Joosh made were amazing. Liv didn’t know you could snowboard and shoot yetis at the same time, but she sure did after playing Snowboard Pro 3. The crowd had died down a bit, and Liv was actually able to catch a couple of the people’s names. In the kitchen, a guy named Xolo showed her how to make the “perfect” smoothie.
“Your boyfriend is, like, super into clean living.” He said, blending the apple cider vinegar, strawberries, spinach, and a bunch of protein powders together.
Liv didn’t think it looked appetizing at all, but she nodded along. “Cool!”
“I’ll make you one too.” Xolo grinned at her. “I can make you a pina colada one!”
“You better make one for Joosh too, he loves pina coladas!” She said with a big smile, high fiving Xolo over the counter.
Liv and Josh bounced from the kitchen to the living room, trying more of Xolo’s smoothie creations, which were actually quite delicious, and playing video games. Liv prefered sitting on the couch, watching Josh excitedly play the different video games Joosh had developed. As much as the energy was thriving in the room, she still wasn’t sure she liked “the crew”, except for Xolo, she was still on the fence about Paul and Tracy. She watched the TV as Josh crashed into a tree in the game, bringing him to a “GAME OVER” screen. She listened to Tracy and Paul snicker at his loss as Josh took off the headset and looked embarrassed.
“I died pretty fast.” He mumbled.
“Yeah, uh, that’s a tricky level.” Paul said, doubling over with laughter as he looked at Liv and Tracy. It definitely had been an easy level. Xolo brought Josh another smoothie.
“Hey, thanks man.” He said gratefully, taking a sip. “Ooh, Liv, this one’s peach.” He turned around, holding the cup out for her to try. A lull in the conversations around let Josh and Liv hear Wolf groaning and crying upstairs.
“Josh!” He was crying. Josh looked confused.
“I’m surprised he’s not crying for you.” He muttered to Liv.
“Who’s Josh?” Someone asked.
“I’m shitting your bed again.” Wolf cried. Josh inhaled deeply, trying to keep his cool.
“I think that’s why.” Liv whispered, looking apologetically at him.
“You’re coming with me.” Josh whispered.
Entering Josh’s room almost made both of them pass out. “Oh, God, Wolf!” Josh recoiled. It smelled like death and puke and shit.
“Come here Josh, please come here.” Wolf groaned.
“Please come here, come on, come on, buddy.” Josh inched closer, shooting Liv a fearful look. “I just need a bump and 20 bendy straws.” Wolf wept.
“Wolf. No, there’s no coke here. Turns out, JFUTZ’s body is a temple,” Josh said as Wolf thrashed against his restraints. “He’s really into clean living and I respect him. We got super fruits?” He offered.
“Yeah, Wolf, we’ve got a lot of things, but all healthy. No coke. Sorry.” Liv said, standing at the foot of the bed.
Wolf was throwing a fairly silent tantrum as he thrashed around.
“I mean, try some of this super smoothie,” Josh held out the smoothie cup for Wolf. “It’ll pick you right up.” Wolf head butted the cup out of Josh’s hands. It spilled all over his face. “Jesus!” Josh backed away.
“COKE!” Wolf cried out. Josh turned to Liv looking pissed off.
“Wolf, we’re only trying to-“
“COKE!!!!” Wolf screamed at Liv, shaking. Josh rolled his eyes and took Liv’s hand, leading her out of his room.
“Poor Wolf,” Liv said sadly as she followed Josh down the stairs.
“He’s an asshole.” Josh grumbled. Liv punched his arm. Hard. “Liv!”
“He’s an addict in recovery, you’re the asshole.” She said sternly.
The front door swung open in front of them. Tiger was back. “Hey.” She heaved a sigh of relief when she saw them. She was holding a plate full of food covered by Saran Wrap.
“What’s that?” Josh leaned forward curiously. Tiger covered the plate with her hand.
“It’s leftovers from the meal I made for Stu. I pulled a little 40s charm on him and he let me into his house to make him a home cooked meal. Got some information outta him too. Where’s Wolf?” She asked.
“Tied to Josh’s bed. He’s not doing too well.” Liv said, jabbing her thumb up in the direction of Josh’s room.
“He’s probably starving!” She scolded Liv and Josh. “A home cooked meal can solve anything.” She marched past them and up the stairs towards the room. Hearing Tiger say the most house wife things in her deadpan and stern voice was so strange.
Josh turned to Liv. “She wasn’t always like that, right? Or am I crazy?”
“We’re both seeing the same thing. The 40s really changed her.” Liv said.
“Wanna play Snowpocalypse?” Josh asked, completely changing the subject.
Liv paused. “Um,” she blinked. “You can. I’ll just, um, I’ll watch you again…or something.”
“You worried I’ll actually be better than you at this one?” He teased. Liv had been way better than him at every game they’d played so far.
Liv shrugged. “No, I’m kinda just sick of video games.” She said.
Josh deflated. “Oh…that- that’s okay, we’ve been playing for a while anyways.”
Liv pursed her lips. “Mhm.” She tried not to let her annoyance show. The entire time since they’d emerged from Josh’s room it was all they (mostly Josh) had done. Liv had talked to Josh’s “friends” more than he had. And she still didn’t really like them. “Go have fun playing…that snow game.”
“I thought you were gonna watch?”
“I will! I’m just gonna go make sure Wolf’s okay.”
Josh nodded understandingly. “Okay, okay, go make sure he’s not puking all over Tiger.” He joked, giving her a small smile.
When Liv approached Josh’s door she heard Wolf sobbing. Great. She thought. He was still bawling. She opened the door to find him crying, but smiling too. He had a mouth full of roast in his mouth. Tiger sat next to him, feeding him the food on the plate.
“Wolf?” Liv asked.
“I can taste it!” He sobbed happily. “I can taste it!”
Tiger was smiling down at him as she fed him. “He can taste it.” She repeated, shrugging. Liv liked this new maternal Tiger, she wasn’t as mean and snippy.
Together Tiger and Liv cleaned Wolf up, Tiger helped bathe him and Liv threw JFUTZ’s bed sheets in a garbage sack. Wolf looked a lot better as he sauntered back into the room in a fluffy white robe with a towel wrapped around his head.
“Hey, Wolf,” She said gently, holding her arms out for a hug. Wolf fell into them graciously.
“I’m so sorry I yelled at you.” He mumbled into her shoulder. “I was half hallucinating back there. Corey Hart sang to me.”
“Oh my God,” Liv pulled away, laughing. “I’m glad to see you’re doing better now.”
“So.” Wolf smirked down at her as he stood up straight. “Tell Wolf, what’s going on with you and Josh?”
Before Liv could answer, Tiger was in the doorway, back in her regular Tiger attire. “Go get Josh, we need to have a chat.” She said.
“O-okay.” Liv looked confused and slightly scared. She slowly walked down the stairs to see Josh with the headset back on, imitating the motion of skiing. There was a whole group of people behind him on the couch cheering him on.
“Oh my God! I’m flying through the sky!” He exclaimed. Liv marched up behind him and took the headset off of him. “Hey! I was just about to stick my landing in Snowpocalypse-“ he turned around to see it was Liv, folding her arms. “Oh, hey, it’s you!” He grinned at her. “You should try this one Liv, it’s really fun.”
“I’m good.” Liv muttered, dropping the headset on the ground. “Tiger wants us upstairs. Like now.”
Tiger had gotten some interesting information out of Stu Camillo. He’d invited her over to his house after she helped him clean up his spilled groceries in the parking lot of a gas station, to which she’d offered to make him a home cooked meal. Stu had told her Kronish was secretive, frighteningly so, and that he’d been hiding away for years working on his project. Stu had told her that no one in the lab knew what they were working on, but Tiger knew, the super cure. He told Tiger that in two days' time he would reveal what it was. That was a relief to her, they still had time.
JFUTZ had turned his parents' old room into some sort of meditation/dojo room, that’s where Tiger wanted them to meet. Tiger told them to change into something quote, “more moveable and less disgusting” (she said that last one straight to Josh). Josh changed into a still eye blisteringly neon green tank top and shorts, while Liv opted to change back into her yellow tank top.
“Alright, so,” Tiger clapped her hands loudly to get everyone’s attention. Wolf sat in the corner clutching a smoothie, still in his fluffy robe. “The information I got out of Stu is a little alarming. Kronish is two days away from releasing his research. We need to kill him AND destroy his research AND blow up the Kronitorium. This is our only chance.”
Josh stretched an arm across his chest. “Wow, so we’re going full on T2.” He said.
“Judgement Day.” Wolf said from his corner. “Arnold was a frequent customer at Wolfhart’s, and a good friend.” He sighed, reminiscing. “Oh man, we had some sexcapades.” He sipped his smoothie.
Josh looked at Liv with raised eyebrows. Tiger waved her hand, trying to get the attention back on her. “This mission calls for a much bigger kill team but…this is all we have…so…we’re gonna have to train you guys up.”
Liv and Josh nodded, knowing this was coming. “Okay, um, athletic stance and start sparring with one of you guys, or each other, or…” Josh asked.
Tiger and Wolf started chuckling, looking at each other and shaking their heads. Josh turned his head to Liv, worried he’d said the wrong thing.
“Spar, oh, no, I think we’ll, uh, I think we’ll have you start on someone around both of your skill levels.” Tiger stepped over to a crate, taking the top off. An uncanny valley life sized doll with enormous tits sat inside. Josh and Liv both recoiled in shock.
“What the hell is that?” Liv asked. “And why is it so creepy?”
“I do not know why you have this, but she was on your doorstep, and, um, she’ll do.” Tiger looked at her two new students. “So let’s begin.”
Pt. 2
#josh futturman#future man#josh hutcherson#tiger future man#wolf future man#derek wilson#eliza coupe#maia mitchell#bread on toast#hachi machi#future man fanfiction#Josh Futturman x OC#jhutch#josh futturman smut
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Haven't been here in forever but I wrote a Asuku/Mio fic. Love this ship.
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