#hisomachi week 2021

[thelovelyghostwriter]

Proudly presenting my first Hisomachi fic for @hisomachiweek

It’s Day 2 in my time (ugh, my timeline is way early, always felt like I gotta rush for week events lmao). 

I also owe a birthday gift for @itsmyara back early this year... I think April? I promised a Hisomachi fic gift to you so I guess I’m gonna gift you my first Hisomachi fic. It’s quite short and unexpected. A little impromptu. I hope you like it. 

I got inspired by the song “One More Night” by Maroon 5. 

[anotherworldash]

🎉 NEW GAME: Introduce your mutuals to everyone and what do you think of them? 🎉

oH HEY! Looks like I missed this one question. Let introduce you to my awesome mutuals @riniloves : Rini are you still here? I miss you! Met Rini back then in 2010~2012 (?) We both loved LuluCC (Code Geass) and Kuraneon HxH)! Apparently, our prediction about LuluCC living together has became true in Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;Surrection(2019), despite many oddities present and debates. So did Sessrin in Inuyasha. Awesome huh!

@unuxunu : My fellow OT3 Kuraneokuro shipper. Sweetest person I’ve met in the internet! I met her in ffnet in 2020 when I thought I was the only one left on this earth who actively shipped Kuraneon.(thanks Marriage of Convenience fic) We both are kinda inactive and moving on to another fandom now, but I will never forget the moment bitter world has turned sweet when I am with you T^T We created so much things together. Also she invented the idea of cloud gallery of our OT3 religion... What can I do without you girl? @senorita-jackalope : oh girl where are you? My fellow Kuraneon shipper and fellow Neon lover(YES WE ARE GAY FOR NEON SLURP SLURP). We also created so much things together. Unfortunately she deactivated her blog. Hope you will come back someday senorita-jackalope. @nikushimi-wa-kienai : Also my fellow Kuraneon shipper. Thank you so much for everything you’ve done for this ship. Your works has inspired me to be active in this subfandom ^_^ @fluffygreenkoala : My fellow Kuroneon shipper! Your ideas has helped me created many beautiful Kuroneon art, thank you so much! (And they got 30+ likes and bookmark in Japanese art platform, yay to our teamwork!) @thelovelyghostwriter : If people are looking for something new to worship, now this is the mutual I would recommend to them! Because girl, I LITERALLY WORSHIP YOUR WORKS!!!! (STRANGE BEDFELLOWS, everyone, also @hunterexamcheatsheet). I remembered when you first commented in my MoC fic, my first impression was “Wow I like this girl, she is smart.”. But man you were more than just smart. You literally materializes what I tried to envision for the last 20 years(yes including the innocence day where I didn’t know the term HATESEX yet) and I am so thankful for your presence. I’m so glad someone finally gets the logic of my theory. Pure Genius Girl. Lion-vomiting-water country didn’t ranks third globally in time spent on homework for nothing in 2014. huh? So many things we did together : fanfic, perfecting Kuraneon theory, and punching bullies virtually. As citizen of neighbouring countries, we have close timezone and communicate a lot too beyond just ships.

@bat-belen : Fellow Kuraneon and Kuroneon shipper. Thanks for filling in gap time when I wasn’t active with Kuraneo Week 2021 ^_^ Also thanks for making art of my OTP. Hope you’re always healthy and well! @dukina : Hi Kina! How are you ^_^ I haven’t seen you around in my dash(and I checked you’re hiatus atm)  I hope you’re doing fine there. Dukina is the first to introduce me to selfship (Oh yea, meet my husband Pariston Hill). It’s fun in the office when both our husbands are present! Her beautiful purple blog is so iconic.

@itsmyara : No.1 HisoMachi shipper! We have same view when it comes to fandom and I’m so inspired by her because not only writing fanfic, Myara also drew and make moodboards. I stumbled upon Myara when I first read her Kuraneon fic in AO3. I don’t speak  Brazilian Portuguese  so I used google translate to read it. And boy the fic is so good that I must now admit that I downloaded it.

@cocogum : Coco first approached me regarding my “Neon alive” theory and honestly I REALLY APPRECIATE that. So many people shut down that possibility before even reading the argument or understanding both Kurapika and Hisoka’s characer. Plus we’ve seen Togashi’s false narrative in writing more than TWICE (Ging’s death by Mito and Kite death by Neferpitou). so thank you so much Coco! Coco writes theory and makes cool edits @cautionworks (CMIIW and sorry if it’s not you) so you guys should check it out. Another initial thought is WOW Coco ships Killuretz! I’m so happy my Killuretz art got appreciation after being dusty for a long time in dA!  @cybercowboyduck : My POKESHIPPING fellow! We’ve only met like two or three weeks ago but we had a 34 pages+ of discussion already I think?? Thank you so much for supporting my artworks and article!! Also for filling in informations and trend where I was a silent reader in Pokeani fandom. I love how calm you react to bullies in this bully-prone area lol @hollylu-ships-it : Hi Holly, I hope you don’t mind me tagging you in this although we rarely interact. When I first checked your account. Wow, actually I already consumed your fanarts since back then, when I wasn’t active in Pokeani fandom. (Your Pokeshipping motorcyle date.)  Thank you so much for reblogging my SunMo article ^_^ I love your art and blog so much! @barbiedisneyavenger @fierydense @ultimateoptimus Hey new mutuals! Nice to meet you. We rarely interact but it seems that we share common interest.  Hope y’all healthy and safe wherever you are. Cheers! Sorry I can’t be short about this, I really appreciate you guys for sharing the same taste in ships and character with me.

For you I apologize if my blog isn’t up to expectations. I take no personal offense if you ever unfollow me due to my non-fandom/personal post that I rb/posted.(Also cause sometimes I reply to discourse) . After all we all have to take care of our own mental health.

I am just indulging in the present about how blessed I am to have wonderful internet mutuals :)

[takkarulz]

For HisoMachi week! @hisomachiweek

Link to the AO3 version

Modern day AU, rated for teen and older audiences.

Day 4: AU

Almost normal

York Shin Hospital, Friday, 6: 30 pm.

It was a burning hot afternoon and Machi Komachine had just finished her shift at York Shin Hospital. Despite her youth she was one of the most prominent plastic surgeons of that hospital and her pay check, along as her pink Gucci handbag and her BMW Grand Coupe reflected that. People believed that she was vain and some people hated the way in which she flaunted her luxurious lifestyle, however, the fact was that Machi in reality was pretty much a self-made woman. Born of refugee parents in the poorest slums of the city and often taking multiple odd jobs to make the ends and spending countless nights reading complicate textbooks, first to study in the best technical high school of her city and then in one of the top public universities of all the country, so all those years of sacrifices gave her the right of displaying all her wealth and hard-earned money.

She was about to get in her car and leave when a she saw two teens passing near her.

“Why don´t you have a car yet? I though your family was rich!” said Gon Freecks to Killua Zoldyck.

“I still have no driver permit. And I really don´t want to ask my parents to pick me!”

“Then ask your brothers to drive us!”

“Illumi is working out of the city most of the time and Milluki does not even share his French fries at Mc Donalds, let alone his car!”

Machi feel a bit of compassion of them. For what she had heard Gon and Killua were students and the same technical high school for nurses and future med students that she attended and probably that day they had gone to the hospital for a school related activity. Machi knew that probably they had lots of homework and things to do at home so giving them a small ride could help them.

“Hey, you two! Do you want me to drive you near to your house or a bus stop? I have to pick my fiancé from his job at Hotel Beitacle at downtown and then we are gonna dine out at The Chimera Ant.” Said the pink haired woman.

“That fancy restaurant of Netero Avenue?” asked Gon.

“That one.” Answered Machi.

Gon got a bit surprised after knowing that Machi and her fiancé were going to eat at such a fancy restaurant. Judging for Machi car and general apparence that guy must be also as wealthy as her, probably even more. Maybe that man was a lawyer or a powerful CEO.

“It is near to the subway and Gon´s house, so it seems ok.” Said Killua.

“Yeah, just let me message this to my auntie, so she knows where I am!” said Gon.

Machi smiled at them.

“That is a smart move kiddo, in fact I can even get you directly to your house if you want.” Said Machi.

“Sounds fantastic, but as long as you leave me at the subway with Killua it is ok! Thanks Mrs. Komachine!” concluded the darkhaired boy smiling

Hotel Beitacle, Friday, 7:00 pm

“This is the worst clown show I have ever seen in my life! You should feel ashamed of giving my daughter such a horrible Quinceañera party show!” screamed hysterically a middle-aged man with a mustache to Hisoka.

Light Nostrade was the owner of the famous fashion brand Oracle and one of the richest persons in York Shin City, while Hisoka Morrow was just a brand new clown and party entertainer, freshly out of clown college.

“Sir, your daughter wanted a horror themed Quinceañera party and that is what I gave her, besides she was laughing at my jokes.” Said Hisoka without bothering himself much.

“Did you really had to make a fake decapitation joke involving a man in a toilet? Don´t you think that it is gross and vulgar?”

“Yes, it is gross and vulgar, that is why is funny! Besides everything we used for that prank was fake and edible, we used Nutella and crunched cookies for the poop and cherry jelly and strawberry syrup for the blood and guts! It was very tasty!” said the clown smiling.

“That is horrible! Absolutely horrible! My poor Neon is going to have nightmares caused by your horrible and degrading antics! Not mention your whole butt dance! It was supposed to be a family event, not a bachelorette party in Las Vegas!”

“Hey, it is called twearking, everybody does it now days. Plus, it is a great way to keep your ass in shape!” said Hisoka spanking himself in a comedic way.

“Still, that is so gross and horrible! My daughter is going to be traumatized by it!”

“Well, trauma or not, I will not give you back your 200 dollars.”

“Bullshit! I will not pay you! In fact, I will call my lawyers to sue you for…”

“Sue me for what?”

“Child corruption!”

“Sir, you make your daughter pose in lingerie and skimpy clothes for your stupid brand of clothes, even in magazines aimed at adults. Making a girl like Neon work in such stuff should be labeled as child sexualization and exploitation…” said Hisoka smugly, but before Mr Nostrade could reply him a phone call from Hisoka cellphone interrupted the conversation.

“Oh, sorry, sir. I have to go. Let’s talk about it latter, I got to see someone really important!” said Hisoka, running away without answering his phone, leaving the angry parent alone with his complains.

Outside of Hotel Beitacle, Friday, 7:15

Machi had already called her fiancé five times and he had not even seen her answers. Either he was still in the show or he was just being an asshole as always. Killua decided to play some video games in his cellphone, while Gon on his part started at the window of the car, saying nothing, just contemplating the people passing by the street and the guests who arrived at the hotel. It looked that there was like a big party, probably a Wedding or a Christening, perhaps a Quinceañera or even Bar Mitzvah. He still remembered when he went to Killua´s Bar Mitzvah a few years ago, it had been quiet fun, despite all the fancy etiquette of the Zoldycks family and the weird boyfriend of Killua´s older brother. Every time that Gon thought about that guy he felt chills down his spine. That man looked like some kind of ghost or evil clown, very tall, pale, full of weird hair dye and uncannily creepy. As far as he knew Illumi had already broken with that clownish guy, focusing instead in his career as costume designer for theatre plays and soap operas. Good for him, thought Gon.

“Mrs. Komachine, but how much is going to take your fiancé to get out there?” asked Gon a bit bored.

But before he could have an answer, he saw a creepy familiar face approaching to the car making him and Killua scream in horror.

“Hi, Machi! Sorry for my lateness, I was dealing with work stuff.” Said Hisoka as he entered in the copilot seat smiling, with his face still plastered by his horrible clown makeup and costume.

“Is ok. Just don’t be late again or I won´t invite you to any fancy place anymore.” Answered Machi after kissing the clown and turning her car on.

“And who are those cute guys back there?” said Hisoka smiling playfully at the teenagers.

“Pff… just two kids for the technical high school for nurses. I gave them a little help to reach their homes, cuz I don´t want them to walk too much as I did when had their age. Specially with all those thieves and creeps roaming out there.” Said Machi.

“Ohhh, you are such a sweet woman!” said Hisoka in a low voice.

“I am as sweet as cyanide, so better watch out.” Concluded the doctor in an icy cold voice.

Gon and Killua stayed almost in absolute silence, counting in theirm minds the seconds so they could go out of that car and be free of that creepy clown. Finally, they reached the Netero Avenue near to the subway station both teens rushed out of the car without making any noise asides of a “small thank you” to Machi, running inside the station as the car went away.

“Why the fuck did that fancy lady was dating the ex of your brother?” said Gon still scared by that clown.

“I have no idea and at this point is better to not have any idea of it.” Said Killua, still shocked by the way in which that clown was able to get a hot rich girlfriend despite of being the sleaziest clown he had ever even meet.

The Chimera Ant restaurant, Friday, 8:00 pm

“Hey, Pitou, I know that you have a lot of job right now but, why does that customer is dressed like a clown?” asked Knov, a worried chef to the receptionist.

“Dunno, but it seems that does not violate any dress code. And he said that he liked my new hair dye!” Said the receptionist smiling like a kitten who just cached his first mice.

“Still is very weird and I don´t like him much.”

“Well as long as our manager does not complain there is nothing, we can do about that clown guy.” Said the receptionist.

“But Pitou! She is blind, she is never gonna know that there is a man dressed as a clown here!”

"Then tell her that there is a clown." said Pitou.

"She is never gonna believe me!" screamed Knov.

“Well, unless she or the chef says something that is not our problem.” Said Pitou.

“But Pitou! That clown scares me!”

“Damn, you used to work in the military and now you are scared by a clown?”

“I say that clown is cursed! He looks evil!” said Knov hyperventilating and sweating as he saw the clown approaching to him.

“Excuse me sir, I know that my fiancé already asked for the bill for our table, but can I get another scoop of bubble gum ice cream please?” asked Hisoka to the waitress who just fainted in the place.

"Well, he is not a waitress, but even if he was I doubt he is gonna do anything now that he fainted. By the way I like your clown costume, it looks like a fusion of a diabolic harlequin and Caesar Romero´s Joker. " said Pitou to Hisoka.

"Oh, thanks sweety. Now, let me call my fiancé, I know she would help this man..." said Hisoka.

"Why did think your fiancé is gonna help him?" asked the Pitou a incredulously.

“Fuck off albina bitch, I am a doctor and for fucks sake I will help with this man.” Said Machi arriving to the scene crudely, while she started to examine Knov.

“That´s my woman!” cheered Hisoka, making the receptionist, genuinely intrigued.

How it was possible that a clown like him could date a doctor like her?

That was a mystery that deserved to remind unsolved.