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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
#ratiorine#aventio#aventurine#dr. ratio#honkai star rail#hsr#not exactly#2.1 spoilers#but the vibe isn't present until then#this is canon I'm Hoyo#just trust me#I think my favorite thing about this ship#is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss#but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could#in fact#get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair#they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date#they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease#I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together#in the background of every promotion and event#and Hoyo never confirms anything#but you never see the one without the other#so everybody just KNOWS#LISTEN HOYO#I'm available for hire#you can pay me to print the money for you
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The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:
#disability#disability advocacy#described images#image description in alt#ableism#ableism tw#my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is#your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines#it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top...#...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior...#...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth...#...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)...#...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?...#...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely.#and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria#yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it#being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think#also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think
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The absolute crime that was Jack Harkness being a total enthusiastically knowledgable technology geek being written out of his character for torchwood. You wanna write a sex icon without his most attractive quality?? Come on now. Give the man his passion back.
#this is also boom town posting because he was SO on it with the tech in that episode and he was SO hot for it and it just gives his#character more dimensions you know?? like he was more than just a hot flirt he was a hot flirty geEK and that should be respected#obviously he’s not written as a clueless idiot in torchwood either but he definitely loses any evidence of his personal hobby and interest#I guess he moves from the tech support and hired muscle to the immortal team leader which is quite a step#torchwood#captain jack harkness#doctor who
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If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mdzs au#MDZS disco elysium au#This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU.#I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done!#I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together.#Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic'#But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it!#hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?'#I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh.#This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke'#Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3#Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft-#-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it.#But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone.#wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.
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#have you hired a bodyguard?#dead#aww bless her heart#kelly it's jess okay#but she didn't spend a ton of time with any of them so it's not her fault#rorys boyfriends#gilmore girls#lauren graham is hilarious#kelly bishop#lauren graham#love
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You can ignore this but I was curious to see. Are you out to any of your coworkers?
as bisexual? yeah i can't help but give my opinion on actresses/actors when we talk about stuff in the office so it's not really a secret lmao our I&D manager is also bi and she was like we both sit weird!! i knew it. as trans? absolutely not. i'm only out to my family and my oldest friends. i'm perceived as a Cis Dude and that's what i want so i'm just living my quiet little life :^)
#no hate to those who are out and proud and like to tell people that's just not me!#i'm just an almost 30 year old bi dude trying to survive the corporate world#my coworker is a cis straight dude and he's like 5'4 and he's like another short dude awesome!!!! when he hired me and im like..#yep another short dude. not short for any other reason. did not used to be an average ish heighted gal nope.
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Goddesses of Devotion (and other things also)
Mythal's hair was inspired by this art by @mickeysalamander Mystra being big like eris or ponyo's mother was also inspired by several posts but i don't have the links unfortunately
#so um. can you hire me for your goddess designs please. or honestly just hire any sapphic person. can't be that hard.#mythal#bg3 mystra#dragon age#bg3#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#(i guess)#beesart
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avenging spider-man #13
#good bedside manner: check your buddy is okay after you impaled him with a katana.#spideypool#not me. feral spideypooler. thinking it is so nice that peter asks wade if he's okay.#he has a healing factor. most people wouldn't ask if he's okay. but peter asks. and that's nice.#sci talks comics#i just really like these issues. i love how quick the flip is between wade having been hired to work against spider-man#to them just working together. and they're both so groovy about it.#like i don't know i really like that dynamic.#that peter doesn't see wade as a real actual threat to him at any time.#knows in his Core that wade actually never means him harm. i like to see that strange weird trust between them.#you never see that anywhere else.#just i REALLY like their dynamic HERE !!#yes i AM reading way too much into it !! but shut up!1 i based my entire personality on these two issues of avenging spider-man!!
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cupid messed up her paperwork when she was filing out the forms to apply for ever after and that's why her birthday changed from november 24th to february 14th. she's too embarrassed to correct everyone and it's kind of nice that she gets to celebrate her birthday twice a year. though, it's still a little sad when she spends her first november at ever after and her birthday rolls around and no one from ever after greets her. (her family at olympus and her friends at monster high do send her wishes and her gifts are waiting to be collected. shipping interdimensionally is expensive). she's a little bit sad but is extremely surprised when she goes to her first class of the day, and finds on her desk a pink cupcake with a candle on top. a note comes along with it that says 'roses are prickly and violets are violets. if you saw me visiting your old school, no you didn't. but i know the truth you've been keeping at bay, so that's why i'm secretly wishing you a happy birthday ;3 -kitty'
#based on that purple catgirl background character in monster high#who i hc as kitty having an adventure#ever after high#eah#c.a. cupid#ca cupid#kitty cheshire#i see some posts online naming that character as 'jess hire'#but i think thats only fanon and not said by any official source#thats kitty cheshire to me baybee#with a cunty ass bob#KFJSHDHSKLD#eah headcanons
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The problem with the "diversity" initiative is that it had intended to fix a real problem. Employer bias does exist and they will often forgo the candidate they are biased against even if they are qualified. But the initiative went far beyond fixing a real problem and created new problems as "diversity" became the priority rather than the effort to eliminate unfair discrimination. Both the left and the right ignore different aspects of the problems at play here
#if I have to spell it out for anyone#the right ignores employer bias#they seem to believe an employer would never forgo a competent employee/candidate 'just because'#and the left ignores the fact that when 'diversity' becomes the priority quality often suffers#some jobs just don't have enough 'diverse' candidates applying because they're just not interested and that's fine#but when that happens and they're forced to fill this quota#that means the business has to hire any random schmuck that fits regardless of talent
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The worst most ridiculously inconvenient thing Sony has ever done to me is make me SOB my HEART out over a million dollar Venom & Eddie edit played to Maroon 5's Memories
Genuinely what the D U C K was that
#NO I'M STILL NOT OVER THAT YES I CRIED AGAIN AFTER MY SECOND ROUND OF VENOM THE LAST DANCE AND NO SERIOUSLY HOW THE HECK WAS THAT AN ACTUAL#OFFICIAL MONTAGE SOMEONE WAS PAID TO MAKE#BABE WHICH 17 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM 2021 DID THEY HIRE TO MAKE THAT EDIT AND WHO HAD THE FINAL SAY TO INCLUDE IT AKJKFKABFKA#Update I also cried after yesterday’s 3rd round LMAOOOOO I HATE IT HEREEEE#Venom The Last Dance#Venom#Eddie Brock#Symbrock#Veddie#Sony#Marvel#Ani Rambles
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Going to make a proper promo post later, but wanted to give a quick heads-up that I'm likely going to be opening my Vgen for character art commissions sometime in the next few days!
If you follow my page over there it should notify you when slots open (^^)/
🍁 vgen.co/ABDillustrates
#artists on tumblr#abd illustrates#daily dork#commissions#I've been slowly getting my Vgen page set up for a hot minute#But I've had a couple of asks about comms recently and realized the top of a new month would be as good a time as any!#also it looks a bit barren atm but thats cause i didnt know how to publish the stuff in my example portfolio#without accidentally launching as available for hire before i was actually ready to roll sdfgkjsdfs#in any case! Going to be offering manga style or full color character art slots for up to 2 characters per piece (^^)/#more details on the way hopefully later today?? or tomoz
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drew @amazeingartist ‘s furry ghostsoap !! i love they
#art#fanart#cod fanart#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod mw2#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#sketch#soapghost#john soap mactavish#any furries wanna hire me
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just a couple of girlfriends hanging out
#if i ever try to draw a jenga tower again i need someone to hire a sniper on me#i don’t even know how many times i redrew that thing#why couldn’t they have put the blocks in any semblance of an order i HATE IT HERE#anyway if i spend another second on this im going to delete it forever so here#idk as soon as i saw them playing girl jenga i was like I Know What I Need To Do#art2 and craft2#dan and phil#phanart#dnp#sister daniel#sister philip#sister daniela#sister philippa#do NOT ask me what their names are I DONT KNOW!!!!!!#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phan
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RICKY YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS HES SO CUTE OH MY GOFISKSNDBDD DD I LOVE HIM SO BAD
https://x.com/leclercsstreet/status/1883924777250992557
he is sooooo dainty.. truly like a little princess. i love how everybody just surrounds the omega like an all-adoring crowd, as they should!!
#yeah im answering this ask a week late so sorry everybody#but i think the conversation of princess charles is an everyday one#also i would love to be hired as just. the freak who follows him around an picks him up at any given moment#i stand in the shadows waiting for the time he needs someone to grab him at the waist and help him down#yes i am HELPFUL and CONSIDERATE#me at the omega rights convention: hmm actually we should go back to traditional fashion of carrying our omegas around everywhere#yeah actually omegas shouldn’t even touch the ground#i think charles smells like flowers and touching his waist would heal me
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