#Hinata the smallest guy there

[hoejosatoru]

I LOVE when a man runs hot. Like just an absolute space heater of a man. Who loves that you’re always a lil chilly and are always clinging to him for warmth. He has to sleep in just his boxers all year round but ESPECIALLY in the summer. He always blasts the AC even tho you complain you’re cold. He loves the excuse to hold you close and secretly likes when you stick your cold feet on him even tho he says he hates it. Not that you’re really complaining because nothing feels better cuddling up to his big, strong, warm body <3.

Spacer heater men in question

Draken, Taiju, Baji, Bokuto, Iwaizumi, Hinata (Brazilian Hinata is literally hot to the touch idc), Ushijima, Dabi (this feels obvious lol), Bakugo, Reiner, Eren, Tengen, Rengoku, Toji, Zoro feel free to add more bc I love this brand of man

[everyrocklee]

[karasuno-planet]

Haikyuu boys coming home after practice ♡

Includes: Kageyama, Oikawa, Hinata

genre: soooo fluffy, sfw

Post time-skip players coming home to their s/o!

a/n: just cutesy stuff tn for you all! requests are wide open and screaming to be filled so shoot me anything! <333

Kageyama Tobio

Kageyama gives it his all during every practice, meaning he comes home completely exhausted every night. And awfully hungry.

On days where he had already showered he just came in the door, said hello, took off his shirt and hopped straight in bed. Face-down.

It takes him a little while to re-gain his energy, so he just lays there for a good fifteen or twenty minutes until he usually stirred upon smelling whatever you were preparing for dinner.

You usually took care of dinner after his long practices, because you had the extra time and it was one thing that always made Tobio happy. To repay you, he usually made breakfast for you in the morning after he went on a run.

He would get out of bed, walk to the kitchen, and approach you from behind, wrapping his arms around you and peering at what you were doing over your head.

"Mm.." he hummed, still waking up, "I love you.."

You chuckled in response, "Do you love me or the food I'm making?"

"Definitely both..."

Be the time you were able to sit down and eat Tobio was fully awake. It might just be his ravenous appetite, but on thing you always loved about Tobio at dinner is that he would listen a lot more than he spoke. He just seemed to like hearing about everything you had gotten up to while he was away.

After dinner he opted to spend more time with you, watching TV usually, but he was up for whatever you suggested. You typically fell asleep before him, and sometimes he would get so excited just to be around you that he would unwind and set a volleyball to himself in bed next to you until he was tired enough to fall asleep.

Oikawa Tooru

He is definitely the kind of guy to sneak up behind you, cover your eyes and say something random. However, over time he switched to wrapping his arms around you and you felt like the things he would say to greet you became less cringey, but maybe you had just fallen even harder for him.

He always felt slightly energized after practice, something about the validation of hitting a perfect serve or receiving a compliment from his teammates gave him a boost. Even on days where he didn't have the best practice, he always put on a smile for you.

He would insist on being the one to cook or take you out, and it was his favorite thing when you decided to come sit on the counter and talk to him while he made dinner.

When he gave updates on the team and his day, he often kept it kind of vague. If you inquired about another player his smile would drop to kind of a stand-offish expression and he would dismiss it, simply saying something like, "Oh yeah, he's fine."

After all, he only wanted you to be thinking about him.

He would change into comfier clothes after dinner and naturally start to get more tired, the endorphin rush from practice having worn off, and the exhaustion setting in. But he would totally pretend he wasn't falling asleep to you. Even gaslighting you that you're definitely the tired one. This would result in a lot of laughter, and you eventually being swept up and carried to bed.

Hinata Shoyo:

He comes home an absolutely energetic freak! You can't mistake his arrival as he struggles to turn the key in the door as quickly as possible, usually resulting in him having to start all over again.

When he does eventually get in the house, he beelines it right towards you and engulfs you in a hug.

"I missed you!"

You struggle to respond, muffled in the hug, "I missed you too Shoyo."

"Practice was great.."

"Tell me all about it."

He's always all over you upon returning home, with a million stories to tell. If you asked about his day, rest assured you would hear about nearly every detail. His tendency to share even the smallest details is something he used to be a little shy about, but you always listened so attentively that over time he had completely gotten over that insecurity.

Neither of you wanted to leave each others' side long enough to cook a good meal, so you usually ended up ordering in. It was quite the struggle just to get Shoyo off you to get the food sometimes though, but when he did get it, he would practically inhale his meal and then finish whatever you didn't eat as well. It was sorta nice having a human garburator around, after all.

You and Shoyo would often fall asleep at the same time, sometimes still in a conversation together. Either you would wake up and drag him off the couch and to bed, or he would practically shake you up and take you there.

One of the best things about living with Hinata was how appreciated you felt from the moment he stepped in the door. He wanted everything to do with you all the time, and that feeling of devoted love was next to nothing.

[masterlist]

[vividvivvy]

how would the MSBY 4 react to fem!reader being stronger then they look by picking each of them up easily??

So, when I saw this immediately one thing popped into my brain. Cause you know who is stronger than they look and pick people up easily. Cheerleaders. (This is biased because I do competitive cheerleading)

MSBY Jackals boys reacting to their cute little cheer leader girlfriend absolutely rocking their shit.

Shoyo Hinata: he had known you did competitive cheerleading of course, but the first time he went to one of your competitions he was in awe. He had never seen anyone jump higher than him until now.

After your round was over he rushed off the bleachers and swept you up into his arms, "oh my goodness babe that was amazing! You didn't tell me you could do any of that stuff!" He pulled back and grabbed your shoulders, shaking you profusely as he shouted and rambled about what he had seen while you were on the mat.

"you were like, up and then back down and then you even picked up that other girl! All by yourself! And then you even threw her in the air!" The smile on his face was one you'd never forget, he looked so proud of you but to you this was just another thing you did regularly.

"Shoyo I have to pick people up like that every single day" your voice was gentle as you wrapped your arms around him and easily managed to lift his feet off the ground, even giving him a small toss before his feet landed back on the ground. "You would make a great flyer Sho"

He faltered for a minute and just stared at you, being picked up wasn't particularly new to him, he was normally one of the smallest people in his friend group, but he'd never been picked up by a girl, especially not one that looked so small and cute, and yet here he was, his sweet little girlfriend had just picked him up like he didn't weigh more then a bag of flour.

"you just did that..."

"yeah, that's kind of what I do babe"

Kotaro Bokuto: brags about you like there is no tomorrow, he knows damn well that he has a cool girlfriend. I feel like that would be well established the first time you did a standing back tuck in front of him (basically a back flip). He had never messaged the team group chat so fast, something like.

"GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND CAN LITERALLY DO A BACKFLIP"

He didn't expect, however, that one day while you were helping out at his volleyball practice, he would see you scoop up his teammate with ease and carry him off the court when he had hurt his leg and couldn't stand. Once the man you can been carrying was set down and settled Bokuto ran up to you yelling. "Babe! Babe! Pick me up to!"

At first you had turned him down, saying that you didn't want to strain your arms too much before practice later, but he started sulking in a random corner of the gym and wouldn't budge. So you walked over and picked him up bridal style.

It was a comical sight honestly, a short girl with skinny arms, holding her giant muscle man of a boyfriend like he was a princess, but there it was. No one would have believed it if they hadn't seen it, but it was right in front of the whole team's eyes. And Atsumu had never snapped a picture faster in his life before walking away and chuckling to himself, Shoyo bouncing like a happy dog at his side, laughing at the photo he took. "That's going on the teams Instagram".

Bokuto couldn't care less about all the eyes on him though, he was beaming with happiness.

"my girlfriend can do a backflip AND she can pick me up!"

Miya Atsumu: Miya thought it was amazing that he had a girlfriend that did competitive cheer, I mean who wouldn't want a cheerleader girlfriend. But he didn't realize how much work went into your sport. You go to the gym almost more than he does. On top of that you do weekly yoga class and have an entire mini gym set up in your house.

"God damn princess, I knew that you were tough but don't go showing me up" he laughed as he watched you easily squat his max, you only smirked and went to get more weights. "It was your idea to go on a gym date my love"

He rolled his eyes and "well yeah but I didn't think you'd totally show me up, I thought I'd get to show off to you." He watched you squat again, you were squatting more then he had in, well ever, "what do you do in cheer, cause God damn"

"I throw people" you spoke nonchalantly and he laughed, waiting for you to continue on, but you only glanced at him from the corner of your eye. "I'm serious babe, I'm a base, my job is literally to throw people" you did crack a smile, you couldn't really stay serious when talking about throwing your teammates around.

"then throw me" he challenged without hesitation, you paused what you were doing and stepped away from where you had been doing your squats, walking up to him with the most neutral face he'd ever seen you with, and reaching down, and lifting him up from just above his knees.

Of course a lot of people in the gym had started staring at this point, I mean a girl who looked like she had never set foot into a gym just lifted her built boyfriend up like a ragdoll.

You held him there for a moment before he felt your entire body shift at your knees, and the large male heard you whisper "1, 2, down, up" then you let go of him and he was in the air, and before he knew it he was planted back on the ground.

It all happened way too quickly for him to process, he just stood there for a minute before a smirk grew over his face.

"well shit. My girlfriend literally just threw me"

Kiyoomi Sakusa: he was never one to show much interest in your sport, he would go to your competitions and congratulate you when you did good and support you when your team didn't do great. But other than that he didn't ask many questions or pry about it, just like you didn't with volleyball.

Though even though you didn't pry much about volleyball, you couldn't help but get super excited for your tall boyfriend when his team would win games. The team had grown accustomed to you rushing the court after they won to jump into your boyfriend's arms, he normally kept his cool in these situations, simply hugging you and holding you up while you shouted and cheered for him.

But this game played out a little differently, you had been on the edge of your seat the whole time, and you could visibly see Sakusa getting more and more frustrated as the two teams were in a constant back and forth. So when Hinata had managed the winning spike, you had never raced down the bleachers faster in your life.

Sakusa braced for you to run up and jump at him like you normally do, wrapping your much smaller frame around him and clinging onto him. But instead you threw your arms around his legs, just below his (flat) butt, lifting your 6'2 boyfriend off the ground. His teammates had never seen the calm and collected Sakusa lose his cool that quick, his center of gravity leaned directly backwards but his short girlfriend held firm to the ground, and didn't put him down until you heard him mumble.

"hey, put me down..." You scrambled to put him down and immediately started apologizing.

"I'm so sorry Yoomi! It's just what I do with the girls in cheer I didn't- it was muscle memory i-"

"it's fine just, no more picking me up when hundreds of people are staring at us, it's really awkward"

Sorry if it's not what you expected! I heavily base y/n on myself so when I read your request it was the first thing that came to mind. I hope it's ok 🫶

[romiantic]

DRIVE ME CRAZY !

how your faves act after an argument

→ GENRE + WARNINGS: fluff/crack + joking of death

→ A/N: literally had sooooooooo much fun writing this cause I genuinely can see these characters like each category 😭. especially the jjk mfs

dramatic ass mfs — they are literally screaming and crying, BEGGING for you to forgive them. they didn’t mean to yell at you bae, please take them back. no but for real, please take them back, even their friends are hoping every single day that y’all make up and won’t have to hear anymore crying. they’re constantly replaying y’all arguments in their head and wishing they didn’t say what they said or did what they did. they love you so much and hate seeing you get mad at them, even over the smallest thing. you’re their heart’s lifeline and will feel like they’re goners without you by their side. they’re the embodiment of shitting, crying, sliding down the wall in slow motion, throwing up, when y/n is mad at them. please shut them up and forgive them

GOJO, deku, kaminari, atsumu, OIKAWA, yuji, kise, jean, 1610!miles, luffy, SANJI, bachira, connie, sasha, nobara, bokuto, reo, kagami

alright mr/ms. idgaf ! — these “nonchalant” ass mfs act like they don’t give a damn that y’all fought, it’s whatever. no it’s not. these mfs are literally hurting in the chest, they just know how to cover it up well that’s all it is. well, at first they will play it off as if they genuinely don’t care and continue on with their day, playing a game of “who falls first” and believing they’ll win. but as the day goes on, they feel a growing pit of pain and regret. they feel like something is missing and start to spiral when they realize they miss you too much. they can’t keep living like this and call you quickly but cover the much earlier mood by acting nonchalant. they’re pretending that they ain’t care that much, don’t believe them babes !

BAKUGO, ymir, yelena, TOJI, megumi, nanami, choso, 42!miles, geto, zoro, AOMINE, murasakibara, midorima, kuroo, osamu, rin, SAE, barou, eren, levi, maki, dabi, hawks, porco, suna, chigiri, oliver

auntie music is playing — I genuinely don’t know which is worse, them or the dramatic mfs. they start out as dramatic, begging for forgiveness but seeing that you won’t, they continue their day with dreary and sadness. they think of how they shouldn’t have done what they did and concoct a plan to figure out how to win you back, through music. I mean, a way through a person’s heart is through music, prove me wrong? exactly. they’ve stalked your music profile and gathered what you listen to on a regular day, creating a playlist off it. they think of an idea that is brilliant, so brilliant that they’re standing outside your window at two a.m. with a boombox (yes they still make those) in their hand, and “be without you” by mary j blige is playing. they’re screaming screeching the lyrics at the top of their lungs until you text them to stop and come inside. the music stops and they walk inside with quickness and ridiculously stupid smile on their face <3

CONNIE, isagi (bachira’s idea), shidou, todo, GOJO, yuji, bokuto, hinata (haikyuu), nagi, HOBIE, tanaka

i apologize a trillion times — they are in the same category as dramatic but more subtle??? I mean they’re not snot-nosed crying on instagram or posting pictures of you two with some corny music playing in the background with the captions “guys tell y/n to take me back” “I miss my bae” “I’d rather d*e than let y/n leave me”. but depending on the person, they would find any way, shape, or form to apologize. I mean anyway, through a message from an airplane, sending you ten text messages, yes ten, of long paragraphs saying that they’re sorry and they love you so much. they’ll even apologize to you through email, with the subject saying “BABY I MISS YOU”. in conclusion, they’re just “dramatic ass mfs” in a different font

kirishima, aizawa, ARMIN, choso, REINER, mikasa, onyankonpon, kunigami, akashi (knb), kuroo, iwaizumi, akashi (haikyuu), kuroko, YUTA, inumaki, miguel, gwen, shoto, usopp, ace, aran, eren, OLIVER

⭑ literally felt like gojo, connie, and eren could fit all 4 categories ngl 💀

⭑ okay but the amount of fun I had making this-

𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐏 💗: Psalm 139:14

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© 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟥 𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖼. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽

[theholypeanut]

Haikyuu boys as Romance Tropes

Content: some typical angst, fluff as a little Drabble with your hav Haikyuu boys;

Gn!reader, except fake dating

Enemies to lovers

He hated you from the moment he saw you. The audacity, the way you were walking, everything just pissed him off. You were always fighting about the smallest things, as if your very existence was annoying. But what annoyed him the most was how he couldn’t get you out of his mind whenever you were not around. It was frustrating whenever he saw you laughing and chatting with other guys. How dare you never smile like that at him?

Suna, Tsukishima, Oikawa, Kunimi

Friends to lovers

Living in the same neighborhood and growing up together was an experience that bonded you two for life. From you crying on the playground after falling down to always hanging out in each other's houses while your parents were gossiping, you grew closer and closer over the years. It took him a moment to realize that as you grew up, he no longer saw you as just a playground friend. Instead, he actually missed you whenever you weren't at home and wondered if you were maybe out with your boyfriend. And that thought alone was driving him crazy.

Sugawara, Daichi, Akaashi, Hoshiumi

Best friend’s sibling

This type of guy had never really fallen in love before and would often shrug whenever any of their friends experienced romance issues. Until one day, he got to know you. It wasn't love at first sight; he simply hung out regularly at his best friend's house and naturally got to know you more and more. Eating ice cream in the kitchen, fighting for the TV remote on the couch, you spent time together. And then he heard the words, 'You are here so often, you are almost like my another brother.'

And he realized that it... hurt.

Yamaguchi, Osamu, Iwaizumi

Fake relationship

He is a very popular boy. To be fair, you don’t think you know any girl who wouldn’t want to date them if they asked. But some people really cross the line with their obsession - love letters everyday, stalking, stealing their stuff from the locker - it got absolutely crazy. One day, one of the teammates innocently suggested: “Why won’t you get yourself a fake girlfriend, so your fans will back off?” You agreed to pretend to be their girlfriend to see it this works. To make it more believable you actually started to spend more time together? He took you home after school, you went to watch a movie together. As time goes by he realised that he actually enjoyed doing this things with you - and he really wants to hold your hand, take you to the arcade, touch your hair and grab a late night snack together. After a while there’s only one thing on his mind: Would it be too much to kiss in a fake relationship? How to get you for real this time?

Atsumu, Kuroo, Ushijima

Love at first sight

He never understood the idea of love that everyone talked about. Usually, he would just shrug it off and remain indifferent. "You'll get it when you find the one" he heard from his friends. And then he saw you for the first time. It was just a regular encounter next to the vending machine, both of you reaching for the dispenser to put a coin in. He looked at you, and it felt like he accidentally swallowed his tongue.

"Sorry, you can go first," you said, a little embarrassed.

"Go out with me" he blurted out.

"What?”

Nishinoya, Hinata, Bokuto, Tendou

Opposites attract

There is always this comparison: water and fire, salt and pepper, Yin and Yang. Somehow, he never gave it much thought before - that the person he would fall for would be everything he is not. He is calm, collected, and quiet, while you are a walking chaos, loud, a troublemaker, always laughing the loudest in the room. At first, he even found you annoying, but the more you two interacted, he realized that this walking disaster was what made him smile. Others would be surprised at how well you work together, but somehow now, he doesn't think he can ever let you go, because he doesn't want to go back to his quiet existence. He just wants you.

ASAHI, Kita, Aone

By slowlyholypeanut, don’t translate, put on other websites, steal

Beautiful divider by @cafekitsune

[cafecourage]

I have been thinking about haikyuu a lot recently and their dynamic in the team compared to how I think the Chain interacts. Please if anyone wants to add on or add their thoughts, even if you haven’t watch the show, it’s always fun to discuss these things! :D

TL DR: Let me tell you about how I think the Chain’s dynamic and reference one of my favorite animes. It’s a lot underneath have fun understanding my tired brain.

Lets start with Time, automatically I am going to say he is the foundation of the chain. Time is the guy that all the boys rely on. Time isn’t flashy, he isn’t the strongest, but he is solid. If Time is out then things start to crumple a bit. Not because there is lower power but like I have been saying Time is reliable. Also I think it’s funny if someone drew Time as Daichi in this scene.

I still laugh at this panel with hindsight. But I genuinely want this.

Warriors is a tactician, he is a setter in the team. I feel like Warriors is the type of person that while he is a strategic and thorough person. He is completely able to vibe with anyone given he has enough time to be with them. This man thinks even in the middle of battle. Yes, while he is an Suga type he also gives me Akaashi or Kenma vibes.

Twilight is an Ace. He is the strongest physically and the most heavy hitter of the group. He is there to do crowd control and break down barriers. He is the tank. I don’t think there is more to be said. If people want someone to be the muscle it’s Twilight. I don’t know who to compare him to tho, he ain’t an Asahi type.

The person that is both a defensive and offensive person is Legend. He is definitely a middle blocker, but the reason I think he can swap at the drop of a hat, is because the amount of stuff he has. He can quickly look at a situation and go “I got something for this” and pull out a magic weapon that will help.

Another person that is a swap is Wild. I think he is like Johzenji the party team. In the way that he is unrefined and easily able to adapt to his surroundings and other people around him. Wild is holding back probably most of the time since he is so used to being alone. That doesn’t mean his attacks are worse, it just means he can be anything, anywhere at anytime in a battle.

Four and Wind are both more defensive fighters. They are both small and had to figure out how to fight people five times their size. Four is obvious he is the Libero of this weird volleyball metaphor. He really is the safety net, he is on the look out to see who need the most help. Because let’s be real in video games normally the smallest enemies are the most annoying ones to fight. Wealthier or not that is true irl I will just say Four will probably make it so. I can see Four mostly helping the heavy hitters to make sure they aren’t blind sided. But he is also probably zooming around the battle field to see who needs the extra hands. I’ve been comparing the boys to people so I guess Noya in this case or Yaku.

Wind, though, is defensive in the same sense of Hinata, where he is the ultimate decoy. Wind needs to be more aggressive in fast and quick succession. He is probably the most chaotic attacker because of it. Yeah, he has training but he is also trained in pirate. There isn’t much to say other than Wind is probably adjusting to more traditional fighting. I mean this boy is probably more similar to Wild in attack style but with the slight formal training. Even then he was trained by an old man in his isolated island village.

Hyrule is a glass cannon. Yes thats because of the blood thing. However, even with that I think Magical wise Hyrule is the most powerful as he doesn’t need items to do his spells. But also his attacks can get out of hand really fast. But he has been using them for a long time and as we saw he can control it pretty good. Ironically the first time I drew Hyrule I gave him freckles because he reminded me of Yamaguchi so if im bias i am bias.

Sky as much as I love him, I don’t know where he would place. Even though he is what started this whole things. Like it’s something to be sad that he killed god, but i don’t think he is necessarily fighting on the offense. Sky is the moral and emotional support, just like Tanaka is to Karasuno. This means more after battle wise where he doesn’t show emotional weakness if something went wrong. Even durring battle he isn’t getting pissed off or outwardly stressed. I suppose he is like time as well where Sky is reliable. But if Sky is taken out it’s more mentally panic as the person that keeps everyone positive is down and is hurt.

Anyway I am going to go watch the stage play again because i miss the music.

[biggie-chcese]

top 5 characters of all time

okay so the way my brain works is that i completely forget any and all characters other than the Current Blorbos so i will categorize this into "my favorite blorbos from current and previous hyperfixations that i remember right now" i am challenging myself with different media

YUMA KOKOHEAD <3333 smallest teeniest tiniest soppingly wettest princess puppydog squeakening mousey crybaby bitchboy of all time. i could say more but i am too busy chewing on him and rotating him in my head at mach speed

Ryunosuke Naruhodo <3333 i love this guy. yeah lemmie just cram myself in a suitcase bc my buddy told me and learn lawyering in 40 days on a boat and move in with legally distinct Sherlock Holmes and be the most grounded character in the cast but still a freak who gets weirder the more you learn about me. also i do a slutty little walk

Shun Kaidou <333 SAKI K JUMPSCARE!!! another pathetic sopping wet bitchboy i think he was my gateway drug to this type of character because i know i did not like these guys before him

Akane Kurashiki <333333 JUNEBUG BELOVED <333 i may not talk much about zero escape but god i love it. and i especially love akane. love me a morally dubious girl who infodumps about niche topics and fucks around with reality itself to achieve her goals!!! genuinely amazing character

Hajime Hinata <333 i may have a very tumultuous relationship with danganronpa but that doesnt change the fact that i am a sucker for characters who massively struggle with feeling inadequate and reshaping themselves because of it. then facing the Consequences. i havent watched DR3 dont tell me what happens to him there

[tootiecakes234]

Ok so my top 5 Anime Main Characters:

Monkey D. Luffy- this is very recent but he has actually convinced me there isn’t anything he can’t do. And he so loyal to the friends he makes along the way. He doesn’t just have confidence in himself but in his entire circle. I love him so much. One Piece

Eren Yeager- another man beyond loyal to his friends even if here it’s loyal to a fault. He was so traumatized, he did the only thing he thought would bring his friends some semblance of peace. He deserved a break. Attack on Titan

Shoyo Hinata- again with the eye can do anything attitude. Smallest guy with the biggest dreams. He also annoys Kageyama perfectly and I love that so much. He’s also so real about when he meets a strong player and acknowledges that. Haikyuu

Thorfinn- oh my gosh this man has been through HELL!!! Literally one thing after the MF next and for him to rise above that and try to gain a life of peace is so beautiful. I really hope he gets the life he deserves. But also he’s a bad ass and I wanna see him kick more ass. Vinland Saga

Hori and Miyamora- the cutest couple ever and I love them so much. The awkwardness then leading to the happily ever after. All the little side episode showing them falling in love with each other. Their acceptance and care for each other had me swooning the whole series. Horimiya

[6okuto]

THIS ISN'T DIRECTED AT ANYONE HERE I JUST NEED TO LET THIS OUT but i've been seeing posts on twt about tiktok hq fans hating or being embarrassed about certain characters... lowkey i feel like if you actively hate someone in haikyuu maybe you're just a judgmental person because ?? these are just people with dreams, most of them being KIDS 😭

likeee the only hq character that comes into my mind who i have an 🧍‍♀️ opinion of is washijo like it's not even hate bc if we're being real, without him hinata wouldn't have gotten his ball boy arc and he wouldn't have done his perfect receive and everything else that comes after (and i also acknowledge that this dislike is purely personal bc i have trauma from older people who project their problems onto kids BUT i am aware washijo gets his character development and i am proud of him for that you go old man!!!)

haikyuu is frl the only series where i can say i enjoy all the characters like i'm a huge haikyuu fan but i still know jackshit about volleyball but the characters are written so well that i stayed for them !!! giving furudate a telepathic high ten bc haikyuu frl changed my life

omg i saw those screenshots too 😭 like, in a story with so many characters, not liking them equally is understandable, and you're allowed to dislike charas in any media for whatever reason but like... Haikyuu Hater...? could not be me in any form honestly.

washijo.. you're real. I understand. i remember being like Omg what's this guy's problem / oh you're that kind of coach. hdhjdhjgh but i really don't have a bone in my body that can hate anyone or thing hq related !! not even my stapes!! (smallest bone in body)

and exactly!! like, i think to have the entire cast be so likeable is Such a feat, even if it Is a slice of life story and there's no real villain. it can be hard to create empathy to such a level!! it's so awesome that even if you go in prepared to cheer for karasuno you can Feel So Much for the opposing teams too o)-( ah... haikyuu... i love haikyuu.......

[rozcdust]

Missing

Pairing: None

Genre: Darkfic

Word count: 1.4k

Warnings: Body horror, emetophobia, derealisation, delusions, worms

You were never a horribly observant person. Not that you were stupid, of course, but something small, like a new haircut or a new piercing, simply escaled your perception, your mind refusing to find such things important enough to take note.

But today, you made sure to observe.

There is a crow.

Not particularly weird or malicious, after all, it was just a bird. Not peculiarly big or small, nothing amiss with the bird at all, the feathers just the right amount of shiny, just the right amount of black. Its beady eyes look at you almost politely, more akin to a puppy than a corvid.

Still, it was a little odd, to see one alone. Crows are sociable little birdies, sticking together always. Why would this one be alone?

You look around and find no more birds, but shrug it off. It’s just a bird, after all.

You’re already running late, but you can’t really tell by how much. Your watch isn’t working anymore and the clock in the wedding venue has stopped.

In retrospect, that didn’t mean anything - clocks do that sometimes, their battery runs out and people don’t notice nor care enough to change it until their eyes drift to observe their surroundings and the clock is still, or their ears pick up on the sudden silence, sudden lack of a small ‘tick-tock-tick-tick-‘.

The ceremony is beautiful, just the perfect mix of heartfelt and tear-jerking, Hinata and Takemichi look nothing short of ethereal as they say their vows, happier than ever.

You join the group crowding the happy couple, cheering and congratulating them, tears streaming down your face. Onto your tongue, coating it.

It tastes like pennies.

Hinata is crying too, still managing to look like a goddess even as her makeup smears. Takemichi is smiling, wide and happier than you’ve ever seen him.

You’re so, so happy for your friends. They deserve it.

You try to not look at the priest for too long. You saw something you didn’t quite like in his eyes a couple of moments before, and you’d prefer not to meet his eyes again. You couldn’t shake the feeling that they were more akin to the scratched eyes of taxidermy than those of a man.

You can see the smallest speck of crimson on the tablecloth covering the altar. You can’t tell if it’s blood or wine.

You ignore the nagging sensation at the back of your mind.

It feels like you missed something.

Kokonoi and you liked to read the fortune from cards, his speciality playing cards, your tarot, and it was all meant to be in good fun when the two of you offered the happy couple to do their reading at the reception, both of you theatrically pulling decks out of nowhere.

The couple laughed, and Koko offered to read Hinata’s future, while you took Takemichi, who asked how his marriage will go, smiling softly and joking around with the guys who came to watch.

Your hands brush Takemichi’s fingers as you hand him the deck, asking him to cut the cards, and you can’t stop the shiver creeping up your back.

His fingers feel waxy and cold when they brush against yours, as if they were covered by frostbite, and you try to contain the urge to recoil in disgust.

You’re missing something. A detail is escaping your perception, and the feeling is eating away at you, bit by bit.

You try to ignore the buzz in your ears, shaking your head and rolling your eyes as Ran decisively calls fortune-reading bullshit and asks to be next in the same breath.

There is a soft ‘tick-tock-tick-tick-tick’ filling the air now, hiding just underneath the cacophony of voices and music.

You glance at the clock. It’s still not working.

As Takemichi, grinning, pulls out three cards, handing them to you without looking, you can no longer hold back the dread clawing at your throat.

If only you could pinpoint what. Have you gone insane?

Reverse Magician. Upright Ten of Swords. Upright Tower.

Weddings aren’t the time for cards like these.

Illusions. Collapse of an established system. Disaster.

You swallow the bile rising up your throat, hard, and shaking your head, you smile, shoving the cards deep inside the deck and shuffling it again, spurting out an excuse for how it wasn’t properly shuffled.

Takemichi shrugs, and pulls out three cards again.

Reverse Page of Swords. Upright Eight of Cups. Upright Tower.

Deception. Leaving someone behind. Disaster.

You shove the cards under the deck and smile, hoping it doesn’t look too fake.

“You’ll love her until the day you die.” The lie rolls smoothly off your tongue, and Takemichi doesn’t seem to notice, thanking you as Ran shoves him out of his seat, demanding to go next.

You briefly glance at Kokonoi, just to check. Maybe your cards are wrong.

A look of the same confusion as was on yours is mirrored on his face, looking between Hina and the cards.

You look down at the cards.

Deceit. Danger. Cation.

Kokonoi’s saying she’s the happiest woman alive.

He’s lying as well.

Everyone is smiling, happy and content. Hard work finally paying off. Everyone is the best version of themselves possible. Everyone has fulfilled their life purposes and goals.

It’s just cards. It’s just a broken clock.

You’re missing something. You can’t tell if others are missing it too.

When Takemichi laughs, it feels like he has too many teeth. His eyes flicked to meet yours and his grin is soft and bright.

Were his teeth always that sharp?

You refuse to look anymore.

Mikey smiles at you, asking if you’re okay, politely.

You blame it on tiredness, after all, running your own business isn’t easy. He nods, laughs, pats your back and leaves.

Did he always have a tattoo on the back of his neck?

You blink, staring at the familiar design, unsure where have you seen it before.

Did Mikey’s hair always have a white sheen?

You blink once again and it’s gone.

You excuse yourself from a conversation with the Akashi siblings to go to the bathroom. You need to calm down.

Did Haruchiyo always have the smallest semblance of diamond-patterned scars on his cheeks?

Did he always have that manic glint in his eye?

His tongue peeks out to lick at the corner of lips.

When did he start bleeding?

You’ve missed something.

The inside of the bathroom stall has mold growing on the wall, thick and black with fungi and worms. The wall is crumbling. You know it wasn’t there an hour ago, it couldn’t have been, you would have noticed.

You can smell the rot and mildew, and it’s making you gag, tears gathering in the corner of your eyes.

Something sour and wet rises up your throat, and you can’t keep it down this time around.

You spit out the lump in the toilet bowl, the salty, slimy taste still engraved on your tongue, forcing you to gag some more, desperate to keep your food down.

You open your eyes, and regret that you did. You’re certain you’re loosing your mind now.

A reddened, murky eye with blue irises stares up at you.

It blinks without eyelids.

You slam the stall doors shut behind you, in a rush to get away, and find Takemichi on the other side, inquiring if you’re okay, inquiring if you need any assistance or to lay down.

You shake your head, no, rubbing your eyes, a lie that you perhaps had too much to drink slipping off your tongue, well practiced and sensical.

Takemichi laughs.

Your hand reaches out to pat his shoulder, and the skin underneath his suit feels like dough.

It feels like it’s rotting.

Takemichi’s smile looks like it hurts.

His teeth are stained red.

Is it from wine or blood? Why can’t you tell?

What did you miss?

Were his eyes always that misty, dull grey? Or were they blue before? Maybe even brown? Green, perhaps?

They’re clear and bright, looking at you.

The cogs in your brain set themselves into place.

It clicks.

You know what you missed now.

And you’ve missed something big this time.

“Who are you?”

He tilts his head, and even through the innocence of the gesture, it feels like a threat.

“What? Hey, Chifuyu, it’s me.” Worried now, Takemichi steps closer, his arms extending towards you, “You’re sure you’re okay? Want me to call Baji or Tora?”

You try to take a step back.

The thought of his cold, soft flesh touching yours again makes your skin crawl.

“Takemichi would never not cry at his own wedding. Who are you?” You demand, stepping back, still trying to escape his grasp.

His hands touch your forearms.

His skin is freezing cold. His hands are turning purple.

Why can’t you remember?

“Chifuyu, it’s me. Just Takemichi.” He grins.

He has too many teeth, and his eyes aren’t blue.

There is a maggot burrowing itself into his skin just underneath the collar of his shirt.

His face is slipping.

The thing in front of you isn’t your friend.

You’ve missed something again.

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a/n: the last chapter gave me appropriate horror vibes so had to go ahead

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🪶 Being Karasuno's Manager 🪶

💪🏻Miss Manager Stands Up for The Crows 💪🏻

Karasuno x Female Manager

Warnings: Swearing? Poorly edited 😅, YN being a baddy

A/N: This is a request from the lovely @mythsofkairos!!

Again YN, what would Karasuno do without you?

Obviously perish into oblivion 💅🙄

I mean come on now

You, Kiyoko and Yachi do literally EVERYTHING

Daichi and Suga are responsible but there is no way they could manage without you 😍

Do you really think they are going to remember Hinata's lunch box?

Or how about his shoes? 👞

What would they do without the banner you hang before every game?

Or the waterbottles you fill while fighting off the menacing forest of trees?

Team Managers are the G.O.A.T.S. 🙌🏻

Now despite the many duties you perform for our bby crows, one thing you've never had to do is defend them

So far 👀 🍿

I mean Tanaka and Noya will scrap with literally anyone 👊🏻

So much as LOOK at the team wrong and Karasuno will find a reason to battle

They are a murder of crows

Emphasis on the word "murder" 👀

They have skills with words and fists

Look at me and tell me Ennosita and Tsukki couldn't tear down anyone's self esteem in a few simple words

Ennosita is a Capricorn

Need I say more... 😐

Just those two combined with the idiots (Tanaka and Noya), Karasuno has a solid defense

However that doesn't mean our precious YN is completely innocent

Oh no no no

Our gorgeous queen might look all sweet and innocent 🥺

And for all intense purposes you are

But the MINUTE anyone says anything about your babies, you snap

Sure you make fun of your crows

Like that's in the job description YN 🥰

But now way, absolutely NO WAY will anyone talk smack about your team

Case in point ✍

Spring Nationals 🙌🏻

Our boys made it to the center stage!

They deserve it 👏🏻

Look how hard they worked YN

Nationals is a completely different stage than our prefecture tournaments

All the teams at nationals have more than earned their place

And let's just say, not all of them are humble

So when Karasuno beat Inarizaki, let's just say, alot of people were surprised

Like REALLY surprised 😬

And not everyone takes surprise in a good way

So you and Yachi are on the sidelines, crying hysterically and hugging 🫂

Probably jumping up and down also because like that match 💃

That match was perfection 😚🤌🏻

The boys are all about to shake hands in the center with Inarizaki

Both teams did an amazing job

You are about to run to your boys 🏃‍♀️

When suddenly, you hear it 👂

It's not even whispered ok

Like we don't know these boys at all but man do they have 🌠 audacity 🌠

"Who knew Karasuno was that big of a threat. I mean look at them. They are probably one of the smallest teams here."

Your head literally snaps to see these guys

Like damn YN chill before you break your neck

Yachi grabs your hand and tugs

You're boys and Inarizaki are waiting 😃

"Come on YN. Ignore them"

Oh HECK NO

The flicker of anger in our precious YN's eyes

🔥 👄 🔥

The panic in Yachi's voice as you all but drag her to the boys

Yachi 👉🏻😳😰

Karasuno 👉🏻 👀😳 🏃‍♂️

Inarizaki 👉🏻👀🍿🧎

You pull up to the grouping of trees

Tap on their shoulder YN

Puff out your chest and ASSERT DOMINENCE

"Excuse me? What did you just say about MY BOYS?"

The offenders 👉🏻😐😐

You 👉🏻😠🤬

Daichi 👉🏻😐😑

Suga👉🏻😶😏

Asahi 👉🏻😰

Tsukki 👉🏻😐 📱

Kiyoko 👉🏻🙄

"YN what's going on here?" -Daichi

Just glare YN

Of course, these trees are going to think you are actually harmless

Stupid stupid boys

"These jerks were talking trash about you" -YN

"Nah sweetheart we were speaking the truth" -idiots, famous last words

Ope 😶

Before anyone can even blink, you are on them

"My boys just beat one of THE BEST TEAMS at Nationals and you still want to talk smack!"

"They are could literally crush you!"

Don't let those jerks get a word in edge wise Yn

"Not to mention, their uniforms are WAY cuter than yours"

"That's probably because they aren't covering some ugly, petty jerks!"

Oof YN 😬

The boys faces are pale at this point 😟

Asahi doesnt even think, he literally grabs you and hauls you over his shoulder

"ASAHI LET ME GO! I NEED TO TEACH THESE LOSERS A LESSON"

The boys just stare at you

Like they probably peed their pants

A literal angel just attacked them 😬

That's an omen right? 👀

Your team is probably just as shocked as the boys you tried to kill

Tanaka and Noya are oddly more attracted to you

Hinata and Kags have their mouths hanging open

Daichi is just staring

Suga is smiling 😃

Kiyoko is palming her face 🤦‍♀️

Asahi is too busy hauling you past Inarizaki and out of the gym to even react

Inarizaki is probably in love 😍

Atsumu and Samu definitely are

Kita and Aran are super impressed

"ASAHI PUT ME DOWN"

He finally puts you down when you dodge him and head back into the gym

The MMA has nothing on our YN

Too bad Ennoshita followed you and stopped you 🤚🏻

"Calm down killer"

"I'm not going to take those guys talking crap about you!"

Narita and Kinoshita are pulling up beside Ennoshita

"I don't think you have to worry about them YN. They ran while Asahi was hauling your butt out the door"

You huff and cross your arms

"Freaking jerks!" You hiss

The boys soft smiles all but calm your rage

"Geez YN we had no clue you had it in you"- Noya says pulling up

"Yeah YN you got some hidden spunk"- Tanaka

You simply smile

"Nobody and I mean NOBODY messes with my crows"

Seriously YN, you better call for a group hug

After your group hug, you notice Inarizaki watching you

Tanaka starts forward

Smack him 🤚🏻🙍

"What do you city boys want? You better watch out for YN?"

You apologize for your behavior

"I'm sorry for how I acted"

You smile

Inarizaki faints

"It's ok YN, you stood up for your team"

You giggle and bounce up and down

Calm it down YN you've already got a fan club

Seriously what would these Crows do without you YN 🥰

Taglist: @loevngyuno

[kaitycole]

using a lame pick-up line

Summary: You use a lame line to hit on them, how do the MSBY boys react?

Pick-up line bit: *bumps into you* “you broke my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”

Characters: Atsumu, Bokuto, Sakusa & Hinata 

Word Count: 1371

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol. Use of lame pick-up line. Poor attempt at humor.

** This was my first attempt at Hinata, I’m sorry if it’s bad!

A/N: When I was a freshman in college, I went to a college party and a guy used this line on me and I’ve just never forgotten it. I hope wherever he is, he’s doing good.

A/N 2: If you want to request how others would react to this line or suggest a different line, just drop me a request!

Atsumu

Off-season breaks are hell for Atsumu, he hates not being busy. Of course he enjoys free time, he likes being able to lounge on Osamu’s couch but too much free time drives him up a wall. That’s how he ended up at the local bar, wearing a baseball cap with a mask pulled down under his chin, wanting to be seen but not seen at the same time.

He felt someone run into the back of his shoulder, turning around and coming face to face with you, someone that he’d been eyeing across the room for at least 15 minutes now. He watches you dip down to snatch your phone off the ground, brow knitting together as you let out a defeated huff, “you broke my phone.”

He gets ready to defend himself, you were the one who ran into him, how was that his fault? It wouldn’t be the first time someone tried to exploit him, not the first time he’d have to be “the bigger person” as his manager put it, being a pro athlete came with more downsides than he thought it would.

He pinches the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath before looking back up to you, a bit annoyed that your hand is on your hip, “now wait a...”

“It doesn’t have your number in it.” The smirk on your face, the way you raise your eyebrow at him, all of it takes his breath away.

It takes him a moment, wondering why those words sound so familiar only to be reminded by a past half-drunken memory, he has in fact used that line and failed. But somehow you made the line work, at least on him, and he wants to call it fate, what were the odds of that happening, but he knew Osamu would say that just means that you sadly have the same shitty taste as he does.

He reaches out a hand, a mischievous grin on his lips, “let me fix that then.”

** Bokuto

It’s a post-game victory party, MSBY had once again defeated the Adlers and Atsumu along with Meian demanded the team go out and celebrate the win and the end of their season. It’s only been a little over an hour that they’ve been drinking and Atsumu has already tried climbing on the bar to dance while Sakusa has managed to sneak away. Bo’s hasn’t had that many drinks, but he’s had enough for him to feel a little wobbly and to vibrate with excitement over the smallest thing.

He’s in the middle of turning around when he feels someone practically shoulder check him, quickly locking eyes with you, a worried expression etched across his features. He hesitates a bit before reaching for your arm to help you up, not wanting to just grab you because he doesn’t want you to take it the wrong way. “Are you okay?”

You throw your hands up slightly, “you broke my phone.”

Bokuto immediately starts shoving his hand in each pocket, trying to find his wallet, pulling out a few loose bills, Akaashi always told him to make sure he has cash just in case. He hands you the bills, “I’ll give you my number so I can give you the rest. I’m so sorry.”

You let out a small laugh, clearly the man is a bit too tipsy for this exchange, but you find his kindness endearing, feeling a bit bad for using this pick-up line, “it doesn’t have your number in it.”

Worry is replaced with confusion as he tries to process what you’ve said, hand slowly closing over the money you’ve put back in his hand. “It’s really not broken?”

You try to suppress a smile as you shake your head, moving over to his side to show him that your phone works perfectly, before telling him it was just a cheesy way to ask for his number. It takes another 30 minutes to fully convince him that nothing happened to your phone and to finally to get his.

** Sakusa

It’s cold, late, and rainy, but not actually rainy, just that heavy annoying drizzle mess where you wish it’d actually just rain harder. The team meet and greet lasted longer than he was told it would and he is exhausted, wanting nothing more than to slip into his hotel room and take a hot shower to wash away the day. He blames Atsumu for this shitty day, not because the setter did anything in particular to him today, but when in doubt, blame Atsumu.

As he’s walking down the sidewalk, he notices your attention is locked on your phone screen and before he can move, you crash into his chest. Your phone slips from your hand, bouncing a bit on the concrete and even with his mask on, his irritation is clear as day.

You lock eyes with him, “you broke my phone.”

“Tragic.” Sakusa starts walking away, this night was really starting to drag and he hates it.

“Wait--it’s because…”

“If it’s because we collided, you were the one not paying attention. If it’s because it doesn’t have my number...”

Your jaw drops, lips twitching to smile, “why do you think it’s a line?”

Sakusa rolls his eyes, muttering under his breath before telling you that he’s heard the line more times than he’d care to and making sure to point out that it never worked for that person either.

“And what if I just asked for your number?” You smirk as he raises an eyebrow, loving that you can’t read him right now.

“Ah, maybe next time.” He passes you a small card, “but I would be willing to split the cost of repairs if it is actually damaged.”

“Is this your way of asking me out?”

He shakes his head, “I gave it to you for business, I can’t help it if you use it with other intentions.”

** Hinata

Hinata tugs on the knot of his tie, Sakusa had tightened a little too tight as their manager reminded the team to be on their best behavior. It’s some formal event held by one of the biggest sponsors of the MSBY team, not that he could tell what it was for, but making an appearance was never a bad thing.

He’s looking around the room, curious as to where most of his teammates are, deciding to just walk around, that had to be the easiest way to find someone to talk to. As he’s walking, he signals for a waiter who has a tray of what looks to be champagne, hoping it will cut some of the edge he’s feeling. Drinking and walking is never a good gamble to make, clearly evident when he collides with another guest, droplets of his drink spilling on his hand.

“Great, my phone’s broken.” You try your hardest not to laugh, this wasn’t something you did often, in fact it was a dare from another company intern, they said you needed to live a little more. You had expected him to wave you off or say you were dramatic since your phone hadn’t even fallen from your hand, but he does neither.

“What!?” His voice is loud, causing several people to look back at the two of you, the fact you two were more towards the middle of the ballroom that the side really didn’t ease your embarrassment.

“It’s uhm…” You try to explain things, wanting this anxiety inducing moment to just end but he cuts you off.

“Take mine.” He tries to hand you his phone, rambling about how it has a small crack on the screen but it’s one of the newest models.

Meian comes up behind Hinata, draping his arm over his shoulder, raising an eyebrow at the exchange. He coughs, trying to hide a laugh when the orange-haired player explains what happened, leaning down, he whispers in Hinata’s ear.

“Oh! So you’re hitting on me!?!” Once again, all eyes shift to you, embarrassment burning your face and neck.

You give him a small nod, there was no way you could form words at this point, surprised when once again see him handing you his phone.

“Could you put your number in there for me?”

m.list

[hallelujahmeatgod]

HAIKYUU CHARACTERS WHEN YOU PRANK THEM TELLING THEM YOU DON’T WANT TO SHARE A STRAW

+warning/s: There’s really none, just cursing is all.

+word count: 2227

+note: The characters are very random because they’re the first ones I had an idea for. I want to write for the other ones too, so please do tell me what you guys think about this one. 

KUROO

"What did you just say?" He asked, eyes wide from shock.

"I said, grab another straw if you want to take a sip of my drink. I don't want to share a straw." I said, as calmly as I can, immediately looking away from him. Because Lord knows I just want to laugh at his dumbfounded face right now.

He gave me a sarcastic laugh. A laugh that says "are you serious right now?"

I raised a brow at him acting like I don't have a clue as to why he's acting the way he is. 

And that was the last straw for him.

"So you literally shove your tongue down my throat and you wouldn't share a straw with me? What's that about?" He said angrily, looking at me with daggers in his eyes.

I laughed and instantly covered his mouth, looking around at the café. "Bitch, shut your mouth. I was just playing with you." I whisper-yelled, while trying to control my laughter.

He rolled his eyes and snatched away my drink. Muttering a "not funny" under his breath, as I continue laughing at him.

KIYOOMI

"Can I try yours?" Omi asked calmly.

I nodded, but before he could grab my drink I pulled it back a bit. "Oh-- can you not use my straw though?" I said as innocently as I can. 

He rolled his eyes at me then scoffed. I thought he's actually gonna get riled up, but that's until he said "Brave of you to assume that I'll share a straw with you."

I gave him a dumb look. What?

He raised his brows at me, a sly smirk making its way to his lips. "I'm literally afraid of all kinds of germs, and you are no exception." 

Did I really just forget that I'm in a relationship with a germaphobe?

"Whatever" I said, pouting.

I handed him a new straw but then he gave me a look of disgust. 

Can I be any more disgusting to this guy?

"Now you're trying to give me a plastic straw? You turtle murderer! Get that animosity away from me." He said, as he dramatically whipped a metal one from his bag. 

Just how many does he have in his bag?

"Now, repent from your sins and start using this babe." 

BOKUTO

"WHAT?!" His dramatic ass yelled.

"Sit your ass down, right now!" I ordered like a mom.

I pulled him back beside me on the couch as he looked at me sadly.

"What do you mean we can't share a straw? We kiss all the time though and we share more saliva doing that than just sharing a straw." He pouted. 

Which is so cute that I had to stop myself from just pinching his cheeks and hugging him.

"I just don't want to share a straw today, okay? Just get another one. I have some in one of the drawers in the kitchen." I said, scrolling through my phone so that it'll seem like it's not a big deal.

I kept on scrolling, but then I realized after a while that he's still beside me.

 When I looked at him, I KID YOU NOT, there's tears welling on his eyes threatening to fall. His lips even quivering as he tried holding back the tears.

I instantly held his face and pulled him close. "Oh my, Bo, what's wrong?"

When asked he became more emotional and the tears finally fell. "You wouldn't share a straw with me." He said, sobbing. So I pulled him into a hug.

"Bo, stop crying. I was literally just joking, no need to cry you big baby." I said, chuckling lightly as I ruffled his hair.

He instantly pulled away, looking at me expectantly. "Huh? You're not for real? I can use your straw? You're not disgusted?" He asked and I nodded, giving him a warm smile.

He jumped at me and gave me a bear hug. "I don't like that joke though" He said, pulling away enough so he could look at me.

"I'm sorry, Bo. I won't do it again."

"YAYYYYYY!" He exclaimed, as snot trickled down from his nose. This kid.

"Let's wipe that snot away first though before you come close to my straw, yeah?"

OIKAWA 

(Now this is about to turn into a soap opera. Everyone knows this dude is the queen of all drama queens)

"Tooru, baby, use another straw." I said, not even sparing him a glance. Eyes focused on the anime we’re watching.

No reply. No reaction. No movements for a solid moment.

Eventually, he sighed then stood up. I heard him shuffling around so I thought he's actually gonna grab a straw for himself. Y'know, be compliant for once?

But since we're talking about a professional drama queen here, that obviously isn't happening. Duh.

"28th of August, in the year of the Lord. It's a warm afternoon, an afternoon filled with sunlight. Everything's bright, sunny, and happy. But just as everything is fitting into place, everything turned dark '' He monologues, standing at my balcony.

Oh Lord, save me.

"It is on that one afternoon, that Oikawa Tooru's heart has been shattered into million little pieces. It's shattered so good that no glue, not even E6000 glue, can put it back together." He continued, fake crying. Looking back at me once in a while to see if I'm looking at his drama. Then just exaggerating even more, putting his all into it.

I rolled my eyes at him, completely done with him.

"I thought there was love. I thought we felt the same way, that we're on the same page. But I was greatly mistaken! Nothing's fine. I'm torn. I'm all out of faith and this is how I feel. I'm cold and I'm ashamed, not lying naked on the floor-- but I'll think about it. Illusions never change into something real--"

"DUMBASS JUST TAKE A FUCKING SIP. JUST SHUT UP"

And that's all that needs to be said. He darted towards me and easily drank half of my drink, cuddling next to me.

"Now is that hard? It isn't right?" He teased, which earned him a solid smack on the head.

ASAHI

"Grab another straw for you to use, Asahi" I called out to him as he stood up to get some more snacks after he announced that he wanted to try my drink.

"What did I do this time?" He asked quietly when he got back, dropping the snacks on the table.

"What do you mean? Did you do anything?" I asked him back.

He crouched down in front of me so we're at eye level. "You just told me to use another straw. So what did I do, woman?"

At this I immediately broke into a fit of laughter, which made him confused yet concerned. 

"You're scaring me right now babe."

"Ohhh~ Asahi, you really are too precious." 

"Are you being sarcastic right now? Is that you getting more angry at me for whatever reason? Wait! Are you actually angry at me? What did I do--"

"YO! Breathe." I clamped a hand on his mouth. "Who said I was angry?"

"Well you don't wanna share a straw so I'm assuming you hate me right now" He shrugged.

I ruffled his hair and lightly pinched his cheek. 

"I was just messing with you, so no need to be a panic mess." I reassured, caressing his face ever so softly.

His face instantly calmed as he leaned onto my hand. "Don't do that. You know I panic easily over the smallest things. I was about to have a heart attack." he pouted.

I kissed his cheek and offered him my drink, and he happily took a sip.

"Wait till Daichi hears this" I chuckled, earning a groan from him as he hid his face from me.

KAGEYAMA

I'm getting so impatient. 

Impatient for Kageyama to ask for a sip of my drink so I can mess with him.

Why wouldn't he just ask? He kept on eyeing it yet still wouldn't ask for a sip.

"You know, eyeing my drink like that wouldn't make you taste it. If you want a sip, get another straw." I said as if I don't care, when in reality I'm watching his every move and expression.

His eyes then diverted from the drink to me, raising a brow. What's he raising his brow for?

"Bold of you to assume I'd like any of that." He said lazily.

Me=Jaw dislocated.

I looked at him not knowing what to say. What does he mean? 

"Huh?" Was all my dumbass could muster.

"As if I'd drink that '' He said, sticking out his tongue in disgust. He took a sip from his milk and smiled, completely satisfied. "I'm all good with my milk, it makes my bones stronger. You can close your mouth now." 

"B-but you kept on eyeing it"

"Yeah I did. Cause I was asking myself how someone can even consider that a drink."

USHIJIMA

"Can I please have a small sip of your drink? That seems like a new flavor I have yet to try. So if you don't mind." Ushijima asked beside me, looking straight into my eyes as he did so.

Does he really have to be this serious and proper asking for a sip? 

I'll never understand how his robotic self works, but I still love it though. I actually find it cute, so it took a lot from me to not break character.

"Sure thing. Just get yourself a new straw." I said, pushing my drink towards him.

I can see he's quite surprised by that since he didn't just do it right away. He gave me a look but then again didn't really say anything. He stood up from our booth and went to get a new straw.

I almost facepalmed when he did so, but then again what was I expecting? That he'd go crazy over it? That he'd have a big reaction? This is Ushijima we're talking about. The only time you'll see a big reaction from him is when that kid Hinata goes head to head with him or when he sees Oikawa CAUSE WHY THE HECK DIDN'T YOU ATTEND SHIRATORIZAWA, DUMMY!

Ushijima is very simple and calm, so he doesn't make a fuss about things easily.

When he got back he just silently put his straw in and took a sip. "That's quite good but not as good as the one you always get." He said honestly. Typical Ushijima.

We were silent for a little bit. Usually I'd be talking his ears off by now with all the gossip I've found out. But I'm still a tiny bit down because of his lack of reaction.

"You're weird today" He said out of the blue.

"What?" I asked, choking a bit from my drink.

Lost. That's what I am. He doesn't really blurt out things like that. I mean, yeah, if he finds something weird, mostly if you're asking him about it he'll say it's weird. But he doesn't really just blurt it out the way he just did. 

"You never had problems sharing with me. You don't mind me biting into your food, drinking from your bottle, making me eat the ice cream when you only want the cone, yet you made me get a new straw. It's just new, I guess. That's why it's kind of weird."

He said calmly and I can tell that he's genuinely calm. Like he isn't trying to be calm or he's mad deep down. He's simply sharing his thoughts.

"So you did notice." I pouted. He looked at me and nodded for me to continue talking. "I was actually just doing this thing I saw on YouTube, telling your boyfriend you don't wanna share a straw."

"Oh" He nodded in understanding. "No wonder you're weird today. You'd never do that." He actually said in a very humorous tone, with a small smile on his face.

I beamed and sat closer to him, resting my head on his arm. "Sorry for that."

He shook his head and gave me head pats. "It's fine. And of course I'd notice, I prefer it when you share with me, it makes me feel closer to you. And you've always been sweet to me even though I can't do it well, so I instantly caught on to it."

"You're sweet in your own unique way, more than you realize, Ushi" I said, smiling at him. He returned the smile with an even bigger one. My heart is about to burst, it's not everyday I see this guy grin like this. This smile might be a small one to others but for me this is a whole ass beam!

"Can we share properly now?" He asked, very VERY cutely. It almost brought tears to my eyes. And when I say cutely I mean him just looking at me seriously. In conclusion whatever this giant does I find cute, okay? I'm whipped and I'll even write it on my forehead if I have to.

"By all means" 

[happyocelot]

Doormat

Summary: Hinata is not known for being angry. People see her as a doormat to push around, because they think she'll take it and won't fight back. So it shocks her as much as the next person when she knocks unconscious a random villager after Pain's attack. After all, she stopped being a doormat because of one person, and she didn't face certain death for people to mock him. One-shot.

Back in January, someone sent me a prompt: NaruHina + angry/violent. While it's easy to imagine Naruto getting angry, I wanted to do a challenge where it's Hinata instead, and make it a realistic portrayal of how someone of her disposition might snap. I do think there were probably still people who disliked Naruto even after he became a village hero, so this was born. It was originally just a mini-fic, but I've made it into a full-fledged one-shot here! Tell me what you think. :)

It wasn't like Hinata was known as an angry person, a violent person. Picking the largest, baggiest, most nondescript jackets she could find whenever her little sister dragged her to a clothing store, hiding her small hands in the depths of her sleeves. Mustering the smallest and most sheepish smile and glancing to the side.

She was someone to push around because people knew she wouldn't fight back.

"Nee-sama, you can't be such a doormat all the time," Hanabi would sometimes say. "I mean, I know you're really brave and strong, but how's the world gonna know if you keep hiding like a turtle?"

"Hinata-sama," Neji nii-san would concur, "needs to express her inner strength outwardly."

The traits that had led her to getting skipped over for the heiress position.

You're too gentle, Hinata-sama.

You're too kind, Hinata-sama.

Such qualities are not what we desire in the Hyuuga.

You can't be such a doormat, Hinata. C'mon, you want people to walk all over you?

Doormat.

She clenched her fists and wrapped her arms around her legs in the loneliness of her room, resting her head on her knees as something hot and wet dripped down her nose and onto her clothes.

***

It was easy to shove a doormat. They wouldn't shove back.

It was easy to win against Hinata-sama, when she made sure to never hit your tenketsu where it hurt the most, because the Byakugan could see everything. It could see the sudden widening of her opponent's eyes, the sweat dripping down their chin, the smallest tremors causing that opponent's arms to spasm ever so slightly, the overstimulated nervous system, the frantic butterfly flapping of the heart. The Byakugan could see every single vulnerability, like a predatory lion assessing its prey.

Except she wasn't a predatory lion, and she never would be. So she would let her arms drop and allow the opponent land a striking blow.

She wasn't a predatory lion. Neji nii-san had made that all too clear when she was matched up against him.

She would poke her fingers and sweat nervously and look up and down and touch her lips as her mind imagined scenes of intense agony.

That was Hinata. She couldn't ch –

Yes, you can! Hinata, kick this guy's ass! This hurts to watch!

She wasn't a predatory lion, and she never would be.

She could change, though. She did change. Maybe she didn't have to be a predator to be a lion. Maybe all those years of being kind weren't the same as being a doormat.

Maybe it led to her coughing up mouthfuls of blood and waking up in a dizzy haze of pain, but she did change. Just a little.

***

The morning air was cool and crisp, the sunlight harsh and piercing. Konoha had been turned into a crater and as she leapt between Naruto and certain death, she wore a calm, quiet smile. She thought she was going to die and she wasn't scared, not at all.

It turned out that she wasn't a predator, and she never needed to be. That wasn't the same thing as being a doormat. And, she thought, activating Juuho Soushiken, it wasn't the same thing as being a lion either.

***

The morning air was cool and crisp, the sunlight pale and watery. Hinata walked along Konoha's ruined streets, taking in the sun and the air and the big, wide sky. She thought she was going to die and she wasn't scared. She had even smiled back then, calmly, quietly.

Maybe Konoha was still a crater, but he was here and she was here and her mind was still spinning at the thought.

Loud laughter caught her ears and she glanced to her left. A group of construction workers leaned against wooden planks, gesticulating animatedly.

"And then, did you see the way he just – " Here one of the men mimed a giant explosion. More guffawing.

"Nooooo, the greatest part of the fight was when Naruto-san just showed up with his yakuza toad gang! And smashed up that one Pain, you know, the – "

"Kenichi-san, clearly the greatest moment was when he convinced Pain with whatever he said and brought everyone back to life," the first man said, the strangest smile on his face, like he was boasting about his own son defeating a deadly enemy in mortal combat.

Hinata smiled again, calm and quiet, just like last time.

She wasn't the only one who had changed.

"You know, Naruto-san, he should be the Rokudaime, not that Shimura Danzo..." Kenichi-san set his shovel down and dusted his hands off on his faded tobi pants.

"I think he should be Nanadaime. Lucky Seven, you know? He's like a good luck charm, sent to our village to protect us!"

It was true, Hinata wasn't the only one who had changed. She remembered her distant aunts and uncles whispering about Naruto in furtive tones when she was a child, eyes darting to every corner as though someone would overhear, about how "that boy" was a pestilence, how he poisoned everything he touched, how everyone needed to skirt around corners to avoid him whenever he took to wandering the streets like a gloomy spirit.

They never mentioned "that boy" by name, but Hinata understood all the same.

She only wished they'd seen him back then, long, flowing red scarf and botched Clone Jutsu and "don't worry about it!" and the crunch of snow as he ran away to some far-off future that she couldn't see, not even with her Byakugan.

Then they would've understood that he was the one person who hadn't changed a bit, not at all. His smile was still the same, still "that boy" –

"Oi, Kenichi, he's still that boy. Don't get ahead of yourself," said another man, lugging along a pile of rubble from the remains of a blown-out shop.

"And what's that mean?" Kenichi scowled, crossing his arms in front of his broad chest, and gratitude surged in Hinata's veins. "He saved the village, Joji, you should be gra – "

"He went berserk and almost killed us all by attracting the attention of those Akatsuki in the first place. You should have heard that awful thing roaring with all its nine tails out. What a monster. Sandaime ought to have put him down instead of – "

Her ears rang and her stomach lurched.

Doormat.

Some people just never change.

Doormat.

Hinata-sama, do you want to let everyone walk all over -

Doormat.

Hinata's fists clenched and her heartbeat sped up and suddenly the sunlight became very, very hazy, and –

This hurts to watch.

Yes, you can! Hinata, kick this guy's –

She crossed over to their side of the road and she didn't know what came over her in the next few minutes as she channeled years of jyuuken training into Joji's ribcage.

She blinked back stars in her eyes and her lungs gulped up gallons of the crisp, cool air.

She used to be a doormat. It used to be easy to shove around a doormat. Because doormats didn't shove back.

But that was before she met Naruto, and she didn't face certain death with a smile just for people to mock him.

[daikushiji]

his crush draws a heart on his hand

pairings: kageyama x reader, osamu x reader, kita x reader

a/n: some of our stoic dumb babies reacting to their crush taking their hand and drawing a smol heart <3 [here part 2  and part 3 !!]

Kageyama Tobio

you are waiting for Yachi outside the gym

when Kageyama sits beside you, angrily sipping milk

you ask him what Hinata did this time, knowing well that expression

and he just lets everything out, complaining about even the smallest thing but still sure that you are listening to him

this is one of the many reasons why he likes you

you never judge him, either he wants to vent at you for hours about nothing or just spending time together in silence

 he’s actually so whipped for you, but doesn’t even realize it

like, yeah sure you’re the only one able to calm him down with just a smile, but it’s no big deal yk

after he finishes rambling for what seems like forever, kageyama notices the pen you are holding

and then the heart you drew on his hand while he was speaking

he looks at it, tilting his head

”why?” he asks you, with a furrowed brow

he isn’t mad or anything, just genuinely confused

you shrug, trying to hide your flushed cheeks

and before he could ask anything else, Yachi waves at you

you sprint towards her, whispering an awkward ‘bye’ to him

the poor boy literally stares at his hand the entire time walking home

and while he’s eating dinner

and even before going to sleep

the next day at school you try to avoid him as much as possible

but during lunch break, he sits at your table 

and without even saying ‘hi’ to you or Yachi, he hands you a pen

”can you draw it again? this morning I was still half asleep and wash it off by mistake.”

Miya Osamu

lessons are over and you two are just talking in class 

Osamu is showing you a dish that he made the night before and saying how his twin’s tastebuds are broken to not appreciate it

watching you laugh, a soft smile appears on his face

”for this reason I just want you as my test subject when I try a new recipe. you always pretend that you like everything I make.”

”that’s not true,I love your cooking! otherwise I wouldn’t eat it every day.”

like for real, you don’t have to bring lunch at school anymore

he usually arrives with two bentos, saying that he made it too much for himself

”you literally have a twin to feed”

”he can starve for all I care”

but he actually just wants to know your opinion and watch you enjoying something he made(for you)

feel so proud of himself whenever you compliment him

while he’s still talking, you take his hand in your much smaller one

and he really has to force himself not to blush

he watches how focused you are while drawing 

”what is it?” he asks you with a grin, resting his chin on his other hand

when you move back, he sees the little heart 

”nothing.”

sure, nOThiNG, like it’s not going to be his constant thought during practice

Atsumu has to yell at him a few times because his head is in the clouds 

even at home, his twin teases him about how bad he played today

and when Osamu doesn’t respond to his insults, Atsumu understands that something is wrong

that’s when he sees the little draw and start to tease him even more

Kita Shinsuke

”Shin, you have something on your hand.”

Kita is sitting at his grandma’s table, drinking tea with her

he always stops by her house after every match to tell her about it 

but today’s game went a little bit different than the others 

he was going to tell the coach that he couldn’t play 

but you sat down on the bench beside him, giving him a warm smile

Kita isn’t someone who openly shows when he’s nervous

he doesn’t have any particular tic, like you won’t see him bouncing his leg or biting his lip

but you could tell that something was off just by looking at him

”I feel that you’re gonna play so well!”

he smirked, wondering how you always manage to understand what he wants to hear

”I don’t know, maybe I should stay off the court today”

he couldn’t finish some of his pre-game traditions earlier

(he was cleaning the bathroom, when Suna came complaining about the twins fighting and then Ojiro told him that the coach was searching for him while he was cleaning all the volleyballs)

anyway he was sure that something bad would have happened during the match

and he didn’t want to be the cause of his team’s defeat

”look at them, they’re lost without you” you told him with a smile, pointing at the guys in front of you

then you reached for his hanging hand and rest it on your clipboard

” you have to trust me on this one.” you said, proudly looking at your artwork

while he was turning red as ever, he looked at his hand in yours 

and gave you the softest smile 

”thank you”

now, in his grandma’s house, he still has the little doodle heart you made on his hand

”oh no, the manager of my team drew it”

he finally responds, looking at it with a dreamy smile

“they said that it was a lucky charm for today’s game”

his grandma has to contain a giggle, looking at Kita’s heart eyes

”well you guys won, so I guess that it worked”