#Here's a cute little edit of my hubby!

[fancycolours]

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[sleepyowlwrites]

writing prompts! strange and specific situations edition

all prompts are located HERE (have fun)

crashing a wedding with a trouble-making ghost

pick-me girl crashes her crush's date with another woman

rich girl hired a hard-up hunk to spy on her crush

using my husband as a CPR dummy

new roommate just moved in and already wants to fight to the death

crazy teacher tries to fight me but I hit him harder

cute noodle guy got bullied but still tried to protect me

crush ties me up after cooking for me

bestie wants to be a y/n in my relationship

evil bestie set up the most traumatic high school reunion

the key to running the hottest new night club? customer service

two hot messes pass in the night

everyone thinks my date is sus including me

when your stalker saves you from your other stalker

just moved home and I'm already being roasted by the boy next door

seducing a potential serial killer to pump him for info

guy doesn't want to get paid to flirt with me

santa caught me being naughty so he tried to get me run down

got cursed for trying to get my hubby to knock me up

when you have a second chance at being hot in high school

my crush nails me hard...in the head, with a tennis ball

first day in a boyband, nobody knows she's actually a nun

truth or drink with my nemesis got a little too friendly

taking down a sus hottie with my good looks and a flame thrower

accidentally brought home a 600 yr old cutie after playing music under a blood moon

my golf master played god with his competitor's wife

when you get bribed $1m dollars to lose but it gives you more confidence to win

taking order (and dance lessons) from a highly unqualified detective

lost my memories but gained a gift: the ability to see into my gruesome future

you think you're cool? try escaping DEATH

[atypicalsouda]

🚫If you happen to ship romantically with Fuyuhiko then I’d rather you don’t interact please.🚫

I downloaded literally all (with his eyepatch anyway) of Fuyu’s fullbody sprites today- so I’m gonna gush and rate them cuz I love my hubby 🥰

Part 1 cuz I can only have so many pics lol

insane f/o love below- I also get a lil suggestive so yeah

Sprite 1: Sighs groans hand on hip

He’s dealing with those troublesome jackasses whoever they are. Such a disappointed parent. I love how you can see his eyelashes stillllllll jdndhdjdb my pretty baby ❤️

also since this is the first one- ever notice how his shoes have a slight heel? It makes me feel things. Sad things.

5/10

Sprite 2: Contemplative. Not present thoughts too loud do not disturb

Mans is out here watching paint dry while having an existential crisis. Looking like a kid who got told we have food at home. In such damn cute waybdbbdhbdbdb 😩

5/10

Sprite 3: Wow. WOW. woow. wOw.

Surprised babmboozled smackeldorfed. He can’t look away from me💕~

3/10

Sprite 4: It’s Fuyuhiko. Normal.

Look at that face *sighs* that little thing he’s doing with his lip I love him so much 🥰 you keep on looking tough baby

10/10

Sprite 5: yells fuck five million times lil angry vein pop

‼️Cw/tw for my horny ass‼️

Is it bad that I find this one so hot??? 🥵 When I see this one I can hear him yelling profanities and I just-

-think about him punishing me by-

ANYWAY I mean look at his fist lord it grew two sizes that day

9/10 only cuz it turns me on too much lol

Sprite 6: Baby boy. Bababababyy

I love his posture here if that makes any sense-it probs doesn’t. Ugh but my absolute favorite thing about this one is his lips!! I love that you can clearly see that his upper is a bit bigger 🥺❤️ favorite way his mouth is drawn by a long shot. Might be one of my faves in general too

10/10

Sprite 7: Number six’s twin brother. Almost

I love this expression he’s so concerned. Dealing with idiots again lol. And that mouth the same way as before toooo so cute ☺️ not much else to say tho

8/10

Sprite 8: Cocky bastard vibes I wanna pinch his cheek

Look at that smirkkkkkk and I love when I can see his RINGS it’s so GOOD!! Ugh baby man ❤️

6/10

Sprite 9: oh sweaty. Nerves

Tbh this one is kinda hot too 👀….for obvious reasons out of the game’s context. It’s the one to use as a starting point for a horny edit lmao

The best thing about this one tho is that you can see that blue jewel on the one ring 🥰 I love it I wanna kiss it like the king he is in my eyes

8/10

Sprite 10: BLUSHY HUBBY JYGVHFFA

There are no fucking words to describe how much I love this sprite/man. Or how this one makes me feel. I had it on a pillow that I slept with for most of the time I’ve been with him-before getting my proper body pillow. It means a lot to me tbh. Fave. You go on and adjust that tie. 😭❤️

10/10

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Silly Moriarthree “Analysis”

(TW for mention of the Baskervilles arc in the manga, which I think just generally needs to be warned for. Only talking about the Louis parts through.)

Louis is scary in such a different way than his brothers, and I love it.

Albert is probably the scariest in terms of being potentially unpredictable and most likely to kill from a place of passion and hatred. The guilt he feels does not mainly seem to be for his crimes, but rather for (in his view) dragging William into sin. He seems like the one who, if he wasn’t checked by William providing a clear path to follow, would be most likely to murder you for having stepped on his toe three years ago and never apologized. 8/10 on the scary scale, most likely to be an irl serial killer.

William is a pathetic wet cat of a man who is dangerous, but not scary. He does have a sincere and passionate hatred for evil but he doesn’t genuinely believe he has any right to pass judgement, and he feels bad for every time he does so. He is a sad gay babygirl. He really just wants to read books, and teach people about math and eclipses, and give his hubby little smoochies. 3/10 scary, embarrassingly cute.

Louis is so interesting though! His speech right before he burns a dude alive is  at first glance way more psychopath-y than anything his brothers get up to. (Quoting official English manga translation here -- once again I am desperate to edit the wording, the official translation gives me fits.)

A long time ago, I burned down an entire family of nobles, manor and all...and I felt nothing while doing it. Except maybe a sense of relief. Relief for the large fire I had caused for my brothers’ sake...that’s all.

And there is Louis’ core motivation. His brothers.

Anyway, it’s like...William’s motivation is that childlike black-and-white pursuit of justice. Bad people are hurting good people and must be stopped, even if doing so makes him a bad person who also must be stopped.

Albert’s motivation is a more personal indignation over hypocrisy, mixed with OCPD. People who claim to be good are doing bad things, and it’s out of order and twisted up and they must be stopped.

Louis’ motivation is so much more contained and specific. He loves his brothers, and he will follow where they lead and align himself with their goals and utterly crush anyone who harms them or stands in their way. He will make their targets his targets. He will ultimately prioritize their safety even over their own plan. And even becoming M is his way to protect and nurture the world William was trying to create; his primary motivation is not so much justice as a concept as it is carrying on William’s work. Not that he doesn’t care about justice! He does! But I think it’s a less driving force for him than his love of his brothers is.

All of which is to say: Louis if you’re just chilling, minding your own business is 2/10 scary, just mildly intimidating because he can seem very formal. Louis if you cross his brothers or are marked by them as evil: 15/10 you are about to be atomized. Run.

[gaybitchfx]

Aaaa!! Hi I’m new here

your Mitsuya headcannons has me in a huge brain rot

could you possibly write smut where reader misbehaves and Mitsuya is a soft brat tamer and takes the brat out of us in the most hot and softest way possible coz well Mitsuya😩 amiright? ty ^^

A/n: You right you right😌 And welcome to my blog little one! I don’t know what kind of reader you wanted so I’m sorry if you didn’t want a m!reader! Writing for a male reader is easier especially when doing smut since I don’t really know what to say for gn!reader stuff 😅 If you want I can rewrite if for you no problem!

WHAT A BRAT

Character(s): Takashi Mitsuya (my hubby😩)

Type of reader: M!Reader

Category: Smut👀✨

Warning(s): Pet names (darling, sweetheart, love, etc.) use of sex toys, praise

Edited: ❌

For awhile now you’ve done nothing but complain and throw a tantrum while you and Mitsuya were in public.

This was a little hard on Mitsuya himself since people kept staring and whispering. He grabbed your hand and dragged you out the shop.

“Let me go!” You shouted as you tried to release your arm from Mitsuya’s grip, but he had a firm and tight grip on you, not one that’ll hurt but a grip making sure you weren’t able to escape.

Once you two finally made it home he let out a sigh as he pinched the bridge if his nose as you stared at him. Your brows were furrowed and your arms were folded.

“Sweet heart, you can’t keep acting like this in public it-” “I don’t wanna hear it.” You mumbled and turned your head with a small ‘hmph’ sound.

Mitsuya exhaled through his nose for a small chuckle erupted from his throat. “So that’s how you want to play, hm? Well so be it.” Mitsuya said with a close eyes smile.

“Can you wait for me in the bedroom, darling?” Mitsuya asked, which was more like an order in a way. You shivered from his change of tone before slowly walking to the room. You sat down on the bed swallowing the saliva you had in your mouth as you waited.

A couple seconds had passed and the door creaked open getting your attention. Mitsuya walked in with a box in hand, not an ordinary box, but a “treasure box” that was only used on you when you misbehaved.

The box contained dildos, vibrators, rope, blind folds, gags, you name it. “Strip.” Mitsuya said as he placed the box on the bed next to you before moving back a few inches.

“But-” “Do I have to repeat my self, dear?” Mitsuya asked his voice dropping a bit. If you didn’t know any better you would have surely said no to get on Mitsuya’s bad side, but today wasn’t the day to get him impatient.

You slowly took off each piece of your clothing before standing there with a semi hardened dick.

“Lay down and spread your legs.” Mitsuya order and you obeyed, laying down on the bed your legs spread and you upper half being supported by your arms holding you up. “Since I’m in such a good mood I’ll go easy on you sweetheart.” Mitsuya smiled as he looked through the box till he found a medium sized dildo.

He then sat on the edge of the bed as he lubricated that thick piece of rubber. Just watching him do this made your cock twitch.

Mitsuya did looked over at you as a gentle smirk was present on his face. He lined up the dildo with your hole before he slowly pushed it into you. Whimpers left your mouth as you gripped the sheets beneath you for support.

“You’re taking this piece of rubber so well~” Mitsuya cooed as he rubbed your inner thigh with his hand. After one last push the dildo was now inside of you to the very base.

“Good boy.” Mitsuya praised you before giving your thigh a kiss. A small whine came from you as you covered your face visibly embarrassed.

Without warning he moved the fake dick in and out of you at a speed that wasn’t too fast nor too slow. Your moans were muffled from your hands as you moved your hips trying to follow Mitsuya’s thrust.

“Don’t me shy, I want to hear those cute sounds you make.” Mitsuya said as he flicked his wrist in a way that had hit your sweet spot causing a loud moan to leave your lips.

You removed your hands from your face as you turned your head, keeping your eyes closed, as you immersed yourself into the pleasure. Mitsuya sped up and this only made you whimper and moan more as you felt your stomach tighten.

You swirled your thumb around the slit of your cock. Mitsuya lightly but his lip as he watched you come undone. “Fuck..!” You moaned as you came on your stomach and hand. Even though you had came Mitsuya hadn’t stop.

“W-wait..!~ I just came!” You whined as you threw your head back in bliss. Your legs shook from the over use of stimulation. “You can take it, can’t you, baby?” Mitsuya asked as he gave you that innocent look that turned into one full of lust.

You whined, just from that look it made you feel so hot and bothered. “Y-yeah…~” You answered, Mitsuya gave you a pleased look before he flicked his wrist again as he intensified the way he hit your sweet spot.

Your moans increased as you gripped Mitsuya’s arm before cumming on the spot. Mitsuya did a few more thrusts before he pulled out the toy. You shivered from the cold air that blew against your gaping hole that clenched around nothing but air.

“I’ll give you a reward since you’ve been such a good boy, baby.” Mitsuya whispered as he unbuckled his pants. Your eye flickered to look at what Mitsuya was doing before your cheeks rose up into a light reddish pink color.

No matter how many times you’ve seen his cock it always made you feel like such a whore for it. Mitsuya laid down next to you and singled for you to ride him. You got up making sure you wouldn’t fall over as you hovered over Mitsuya’s dick.

You settled yourself onto his cock and light whine coming from your throat as his dick stretched your hole. Mitsuya smirked as he looked at your expression, he could have fallen for you all over again seeing you like this.

He trailed his hands to your ass and game the two large pieces of flesh a good squeeze before placing both hands on your hips. He moved you at a good pace for the both of you groans, whines, and moans filling the room.

“God, your so fucking hot like this.” Mitsuya breathed out, his cheeks covered in a pink hue. You leaned down as your lips and Mitsuya’s lips intertwined with each other.

Your hands held onto his face while his hands moved your hips quicker. Your tongues swirled around each other exploring each other’s mouths till you pulled away.

You rested your hands on Mitsuya’s clothed chest as you took the lead with bouncing on his cock. You were quick as you slammed down onto his cock each time. Mitsuya groaned as he gripped your hips, not too tight.

“Shit…! Cumming!” Mitsuya moaned as his cock twitched inside you before his load painted your insides white. Mitsuya continued leading for another hour till you both were tired and sweaty.

You whimpered as you felt Mitsuya’s seed slowly go down your legs as you stood trying to get to the bathroom to shower.

Mitsuya scooped you into your arms with a small laugh. “You could have just asked for some help love.” Mitsuya said as he made his way to the bathroom with you.

[krappykawa]

Hi !!! can I request oikawa, osamu, hinata (+ whoever you feel like adding) reacting to their female s/o calling them "hubby" (they have never used that nickname before since it's supposed to refer to a husband) to see their reaction??? i just saw this as a tiktok prank and they were like "omg you wanna marry me??? im definitely gonna marry you" and now im sobbing so precious 🥺🥺🥺

reacting to s/o calling them hubby

characters. oikawa x f!reader, osamu x f!reader, hinata x f!reader

note. in every scenario, reader is internet famous & posts little previews of their life on tik tok!

note 2. sorry for not posting in a while,, school started again and i’ve been mentally drained but i will try and finish other requests soon!

OIKAWA.

- you guys are filming a snack review video because oikawa lost all self control while grocery shopping and literally was picking things off the shelf left and right

- he insists that he’ll finish them this time but you know that’s a lie

- but you also decide that it’s also the perfect time to try out this tik tok prank on him so he won’t be suspicious of the camera

- the camera is set up and everything so now all you have to do is say it

- “hey guys today we’re going to do a snack review because my husband bought wayyy too many snacks” cute rolling eyes and cute little smile directed at oikawa that makes your watchers go 🥺🥺

- IT TAKES HIM SO LONG TO REALIZE

- like you’re literally staring at him waiting for him to realize but he doesn’t

- you’re halfway through opening your first bag when he finally realizes

- “WAIT”

- you look to the camera to make sure you’re filming this whole thing

- “you said husband.”

- “i did?”

- “YEAH! you did. i heard you say it.”

- “no i didn’t!”

- “check the video y/n-chan. i heard you say it.”

- he makes you replay the video because he will whine and pout until he makes sure that you hear it

- practically lights up when he hears it again

- “hmm does that mean you wanna marry me yn-chan?”

- “no it doesn’t”

- he notices the small blush on your cheeks points all over your face. “ooo you wanna marry me so bad huh?”

- the living incarnation of the 😏 emoji

- big cocky smile on his face bc he takes it as an accomplishment that you called him your husband on accident

- his eyes are secretly all teary-eyed though because HUSBAND?,$3;!9 💓💓💓💓💖💞💘💞💘

- he decides right there and then that he’s gonna propose soon because he thinks his heart physically bursts at the idea of you calling him husband for real

- the only reason he doesn’t propose right there is because 1. he doesn’t have a ring and 2. his an extra little bitch that wants to keep you on your toes while also making sure that his proposal is so good that you’ll end up crying happy tears

- when you post the video on tik tok oikawa makes sure to like every single comment that says “THEY’RE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE UGH WHY DONT THEY JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY”

OSAMU.

- his ass loves food so he literally lights up at the idea of doing a mukbang

- at first he insists that you don’t film it because he’s lowkey creeped out about the idea of eating in front of a camera just for people to listen to him eat

- he finally agrees to filming it when you promise to make the mukbang have all his favorite foods

- what he doesn’t know is that you’re simultaneously trying a tik tok prank on him

- “hey guys! welcome back to my channel! today we have a special guest, my husband, osamu because we’re doing a mukbang and you will always find this guy with food in his mouth, no joke.”

- he catches your little slip-up right away

- “husand huh? ya got something ya wanna say?”

- doesn’t even care that there’s a camera in front of you (he thinks you’ll just edit it out anyway)

- you play innocent because where’s the fun in telling him it’s for a tik tok right away?? “hmm what are you on about miya?”

- “what i’m on about is that yer telling me that you want to be a miya.”

- WEE WOO WEE WOO OSAMU EYEBROW RAISE WEE WOOO WEE WOO

- “i guess i do like the ring on miya y/n”

- “is this a proposal then?”

- cue shit-eating grin from you. “nah, the man in question isn’t here. you don’t happen to know atsumu’s ring size do you?”

- osamu’s little impish grin drops so quick and now he’s playfully glaring at you

- “ya say shit like that again and i’ll make ‘sumu switch places with me on the altar when we get married.”

- you're laughing into your knee at that point until you make a realization

- “wait. you said when we get married. not if.”

- “i didn’t stutter did i miya?”

- tik tok comments blow up with squealing fans bc OHMYGSOJD

HINATA.

- you’re a proud gf so you’re more than happy when someone asks you to live stream with your volleyball famous bf

- you also thought it might be a good time to pull this prank on him that you saw on tik tok and get his reaction on live camera because it’s bound to be funny since he’s hinata

- after one of his games you run up to him and hug him before telling him that your followers wanted to live stream with him

- “oh ive seen those!! i’d love to say hi to your fans!! do they know i play volleyball??”

- “yes, babe that’s the whole reason they wanted to meet you.”

- “REALLY???”

- you laugh at how cute he is and then turn on the live

- “hey guys, the long wait is over! here i am with my husband, world famous hinata shoyo! he just finished a game and-”

- “HUSBAND?” he interrupts you and he looks kind of giddy at the prospect. “does this mean you want to marry me y/n??” blushy happy hinata because you bet your ass he’s thought about it before but just didn’t know how to go about talking to you about the idea of marriage

- “what happens if i say yes?” you’ve thought about it too, so you playfully entertain his excitement.

- “then let’s get married!”

- you have to do a double take because you didn’t think he was actually serious. “wait really?”

- “you want to right? that’s what you said!”

- “of course i do! i just didn’t think you would propose right here right now.”

- “why not? i love you, you love me. you want to get married, i want to get married. so let’s get married!”

- the comments are blowing up because oh my god you just managed to accidentally capture your future husband’s proposal on an instagram live

- bokuto and atsumu overheard the whole thing and tackled the two of you into a group hug

- let’s just say your live ended on a frame of bokuto’s face close up because he’s so happy that “the student is getting married!!!”

- atsumu pulls out of the hug for a second and being the little shit he is, runs to the locker room and comes back with a ring pop

- “can’t propose without a ring shoyo! where are yer manners??”

- hinata actually gets down on one knee and proposes with the ring pop and you’re so red because at this point the entire stadium is watching

- you say yes anyway

[vilmublue]

The one wording they used in the Finnish dub of We Don't Talk about Bruno sounds kinda cute:

"A dreadful brute

And rat friends

The prophecies of his are so grim

He invades your dreams and becomes infatuated with your scream

We don't mention Bruno"

(Not sure how to translate "korsto," basically means someone tall and large, often used of someone who's intimidating because of those traits. The word "big guy" and alike sound a bit too nice for it. So thug life Bruno is it for this post. Edit: Someone mentioned the word "brute" fits and for some reason that never crossed my mind.)

...Awww! Little rat friends! 🐀

Also, they managed to make "Isabela, your boyfriend is here!" more flamboyant by using the shortened form "poikkis" of the Finnish word for boyfriend "poikaystävä." It's similar to "hubby" for husband and it's the kind of word young teen girls use. English equivalent would be "boyffy."

[wizkiddx]

heyheyhey idk if u do req but love your dad tom stuff! PLZ PLZ do tom helping his kids with homework but cant do it and reader has to help and its all fluffy 😩💕

ye im down to do req and this had me going completely ott cos its v cute (and a lot less angsty than what ive written recently aha) so apologies for my ramblings:

Summary: tom has the kids for a day and maths homework throws a spanner in the works - tomhollandxreader

implied smut + v slight reference to porn but basically just fluff I promise xox

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Tom had dealt with a lot of whining today. Nova and Leo were the absolute joys of his life, there was no doubt about it. Of course, he also loved you a hell of a lot too - sometimes to his detriment though, hence the position he was in now. 

You’d had a busy week at work and he had been away for the first half of it - leaving you as an almost single mother to a 5 and a 7 year old. So completely fairly, you’d asked if he wouldn’t mind watching the kids for a the day on Sunday, allowing you to go to a friends baby shower. There was no answer but to agree, Tom loved quality time with the kids and he wanted you to kick back and relax with you friends too. 

However the afternoon had not been nearly as idealistic as it were supposed to be in his head. You had left him only one real job (apart from the unavoidable essentials of keeping the kids alive with food and water, something you’d hope he need not be reminded about now). Really it shouldn’t of been that hard, it was just each kid had two pieces of homework. After convincing and cajoling the kids into sitting at the table which he’d already set up with Nova’s ‘Liverpool FC’ and Leo’s ‘captain marvels’ pencil case, the English was easy. 

In fact 5 year old Leo took great joy out of writing a poem with his Dad, which basically involved trying to rhyme any word with another - especially when he tried to convince Tom that all his completely fictitious words were real and worked together. A personal favourite had been ‘snakes’ and ‘palakes’ which Leo was convinced meant pancakes - arguing so vehemently Tom almost started to doubt himself on basic English. 

Thankfully though his eldest and most sensibly child eventually took him out his misery. If anyone had any control over the Holland boys, Leo and Tom - it was the Holland girls. You and Nova had both boys completely under you spell, often taking advantage of the fact too. It was only when Nova got bored of hearing Tom and Leo mock arguing, interspersed with the little boys giggles that Tom tried his absolute hardest to keep a straight face at, that she swooped in.

“Stop being silly Leo, mummy told you he’s not good at school!” She looked oh so innocent, eyes immediately flicking down to continue the little short story she was happily going on with. In response  Tom scowled, knowing your highly curious and intelligent daughter had asked you (for one reason or another) why he was not so academic. Yet instead of Leo bursting out laughing, instead he just nodded and accepted it too - making Tom scowl even more. Not even Leo thought it was a joke. 

So apart from his children apparently taking pity on his simple mind, it was all going smoothly. Perhaps, due to the thankful fact your children had inherited their brains from their mother - something Tom was forever thankful for, until he was shamed for his substandard intellect in the family. Then again though, he was Spiderman. So take that. 

Until Nova brought out her maths sheet. Then the afternoon quickly descended into chaos. It was fractions, something she hadn’t quite grasped from school yet - a concept that still hurt her head somewhat. Normally though it’d be fine, she’d bring the sheet to you and the two of you used ‘ girl power’ to figure it out… you prior experience as a tutor while in uni helping you know how to break through to her. 

Unfortunately Tom didn’t share this same experience. Nor did Tom share a maths qualification… something that had evaded him completely during his schooling career. Of course, it had never been a particular issue, acting didn’t require the use of maths and algebra and Tom was in a very lucky position of being able to pay someone to manage his finances from a very young age. So no, dividing 2/3 and 3/7 didn’t come the most naturally to him. Or at all to be quite honest. 

“I CANT DO IT AND GRACE IN MY CLASS COULD!” For context, Grace was one of her school friends, who forever liked to compare herself to the young Holland - especially because she was normally ahead. Nova had gone from quiet frustration, staring at the questions with her tongue sticking out slightly, to one of pure rage - yelling at her dad with tears in her eyes. Nova was normally incredibly intuitive, she always found it difficult when she couldn’t do something. Now, with a ‘teacher’ who was more useless than her - the frustrations inevitably bubbled over. 

“Hey, we can work it out, just calm-“

“YOU CANT DO IT EITHER YOUR STUPID “ She was just young and frustrated, Tom tried not to take it personally but … it wasn’t always easy. Chiefly because this was the height of offensive statement Nova knew - this was her version of adult explicit language. 

“Nova you can’t be rude.” He used his stern voice, something Tom very rarely used with his little girl. Though he never wanted to upset her, neither did he want her to think it was ever okay to be so rude to anyone like that- no matter how crappy at maths they were. It hurt him to do so but it was necessary - life lessons about the importance of being kind needed to be learnt. And it worked… if what Tom was aiming for was his beautiful baby girl’s eyes to brim with sparkling tears, her bottom lip quivering slightly. 

Instantly Tom’s eyebrows drooped, trying to fight his natural reaction to scoop her onto his knee and reassure her everything was okay. But as you had lectured him many a time before, he had to put his foot down once in a while. So instead, the father and daughter were locked in a silence and intense eye contact, until Nova hesitantly began to speak. 

“I’m sorry Daddy.” During which, Nova shoved her chair back, making it screech against the tiled floors uglily before running off up the stairs. Tom knew she was crying a lot. Knew this was going to take a bit of fixing. 

With a sigh of his daughters name, Tom popped his head into the living to check on Leo who had already finished all his stuff. Seeing him completely zombified in front of ‘paw patrol’ on TV, Tom trudged up the stairs. He knew where she was, when Nova was upset she always hid in the corner of her wardrobe and cried in the darkness. So after steadying himself with a little internal monologue of how to approach the situation Tom walked in and sat down beside the wardrobe - knocking on the door slightly. 

“Nova… can we talk please?” All he heard was sniffing echoing from the wooden chamber until she tried to shout through the door.

“Go-go… go away daddy.” It broke his heart, the way her voice wavered, making Tom pout - gently letting his head fall against the wardrobe doors. 

“I don’t want you to be upset beautiful…. And you did apologise which I appreciate. You know why Daddy got angry right?” Her sniffles heightened before she muttered a quiet ‘yes’. “And you are sorry? Because that might’ve made me really sad too.”

“I’m s-s-sorry, I didn’t mean it.”

“Then that’s good and we don’t need to cry. You want a cuddle little one?” Before Tom could even properly get up the door was being pushed open by her little hands, revealing a tear stained face and big glassy eyes looking up at her Dad. Swiftly Tom scooped her up and out of the cupboard, whispering to her while she buried her face in his chest. 

“Oh come here my little bean.”

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When you came home late that evening, only mildly exhausted from spending the whole day gossiping with your girls, it was weirdly quiet. All the lights were out in the front room, which made you close the door gently, thinking Tom had managed to exhaust the kids - and himself in the process. With a relieved sigh at the peace you pattered into the kitchen to get yourself a drink (it had been a little concern that Tom would’ve worked the kids into a hyperactive and delerious state that kept them up long past bedtime - which ultimately you’d have to deal with). The house was remarkably silent and though it was clear from the littered toys everywhere that it had indeed been Tom alone in charge, everything seemed pretty okay. 

It was only as you were about to head upstairs to join your hubby in bed that you realised the study light was still on, streaming through the small crack in the doorframe. Assuming Tom had just neglected to turn it off, in otherwords Tom being Tom, you nudged it open with your hand. Surprisingly though, there was your husband, hunched over the desk, looking almost angrily focused - between the computer screen and a piece of paper below him. Normally you would’ve just assumed it was another script sent over or an edit Harry had sent of another screenplay they were writing together. 

But no, the blatant red flag was the screen that you could see. A screen on YouTube, of a man pointing at a whiteboard of fractions. 

So with a soft wrist you wrapped your knuckled on the side of the door, even if you had technically already entered the room. The reaction had you stifling a laugh, it was as if you’d caught him watching something *less PG* the way he jumped out his seat, closing the browser immediately. 

“Love!! I -er … didn’t know you’d got back?”

“I just did.” You smiled gently, while walking into stand behind his chair, wrapping your arms round his neck and pressing a kiss to his jaw. “Soooo…. what’ca doingggg” The glee in your voice was evident, making Tom groan and shut his eyes. 

“I hate you, you know that right?” 

“No you don’t… but you were watching a primary school video on fractions, if I’m not so mistaken?” He sighed deeply, making a point of turning the paper with his scribbles over to obscure it. 

“Nova’s homework.. she couldn’t do it and neither could I, so then she basically screamed at me for being thick and udseless and then had a breakdown.” 

Now you felt guilty. This was a bit of a sore spot with Tom, he always for some reason felt inferior because of his academic ability. Which was stupid- mainly because he was the most clever and talented man you’d ever met. Just…. Just not at fraction. 

“Oh T… you could’ve just left it for me to do with her, I don’t mind.”

“That’s not the point Y/n.” He snapped a little, shrugging your arms off him and spinning in the chair so he could face you. “She’s my daughter and I should be able to help her! It’s not like it’s that hard, it’s just I’m unbelievable thick.”

“Tom stop. Look - you can do this I assure you, it’s just been a long old time ‘kay? Your rusty and that’s only natural.”

“I really don’t think I could ev-“

“Can I teach you? It’s just the method and then I promise you’ll get it.”

It took a bit of persuasion but eventually Tom agreed, letting you pull the corner chair forward to beside his desk so you could demonstrate it to him. To be fair, he really could do it- just a bit of familiarising on the ‘stick-change-flip’ method. The way the lightbulb moment literally caused his face to light up; scurrying to do the question for himself, tongue sticking out in the process; then presenting it to you proudly - well it had you melting in your seat. 

“See! That took all of 5 minutes and you got it.” You elbowed  his side by leaning forward in the chair, which instead of letting go, Tom reached and caught, before pulling you up and round. You landed with you bum perched on the edge of the mahogany desk, Tom now stood up- his legs in-between your parted thighs - your feet hooking round the back of knees. 

“It’s all down to my incredibly talented teacher.”

“No…. No I really don’t think it is” You mused with a soft voice, fingers instinctively going to the nape of his neck - twirling the little curls round your fingertips. 

“Well even so… I think I could teach you a thing or two too.” Never one to mull on anything, Tom’s tone had immediately switched to something a lot more… mischievous. 

“Not even going to ask about my day? Wheres the chat mr smooth?” He had to repress the grin at your smirk because as much as you infuriated the hell out of him - you also had this weird ability of making him feel so entranced and helpless. He relented with a sarcastic chime.

“Fine, how was your day love.”

“Good…. but I have a feeling you’re about to make it a whole lot better.”

That was all the signals he needed to lean forward, in doing so forcing you back until your back landed completely on the cool wood. His lips feathered yours, both hands pinned either side of your head.

“Oh darling… you have no idea.”

[dark66angels]

So... I did some minecraft sketches recently...

oh my gosh, ok, so I’ve been going through @zubneo​ and @sm-baby​ ‘s Minecraft tags and absolutely loving their designs/redesigns/head-canons and since I’ve been playing Bedrock edition on the switch I have also felt the need to draw my cute sona and the various Villagers she’s taken under her wings. 

But for now I’m just exploring my own Villager aesthetic, so here’s some poorly photographed sketches of some notes

Details of some Villager professions! We have Grace the farmer and her hubby the quiet and stern Cartographer, and the Fletcher (male) being courted by the Blacksmith (female). She luvs her smol feathered boi :3 Also cat.

Details 2 is some notes on the Player - who I kinda headcanon as being one of the last of an ancient and very powerful peoples known to the Villagers as “Builders” creative I know. Though they are ever-so-slightly shorter than Villagers in-game, I think with the variety of player “skins” (pheno/genotypes), their height would vary as well, keeping within .25+/- of 2 blocks. Maybe the ancient Builders also “built” some new DNA and that’s why all the Players look so weird... Also pupper who is big.

Details 3 are some notes on the “Nitwit” villagers who I think would have higher standing in the Village than just comedic relief, even if that is necessary in such a bleak world... No, I like to think they also work as general care-takers, watching the children while the adults work or acting as scouts for danger - (which explains why they sometimes stay out at night) - or as diplomats between Villages - hence why they seem to wander farther than their “professional” counterparts.

And Detail 4 are some extra character specific notes of some Villagers that I wanted to include :3

Here we have the village Cleric, a pale/ashen-toned man who is very serious about his job as Healer and initially distrusts the Player when they arrive, beaten and bruised, but is also the first to help when she beats back a group of zombies that night. He’s completely bald (no eyebrows) from practicing alchemy, and his ears have grown weird - after all, he had normal ears when he arrived right? You don’t remember either, huh? Weird... Also pictured is a weak Phantom, creatures that are not normally seen because they fly through the Between, a space between living and death, the waking and sleeping worlds... But Cleric sees them all the time because he’s constantly tired from insomnia, poor guy.

To the right is the Librarian, a kind soul that likes playing with redstone in their spare time because of the way it glitters and sifts through their fingers. They have some subtle magic that allows things they craft and touch to be faintly “enchanted” when left behind, even normal lanterns seem to glow brighter around them, or maybe that’s just their shining personality~. Like most Librarians however, they do know how to actively copy enchantments from the old tomes to current notebooks and happily trade them for more shiny red dust. As a final note about them, they know more than they say, hinting at things that have yet to happen, or maybe have in a different time... Or maybe they’re just daydreaming.

And finally at the bottom is the local Shepherd, a sweet guy, if a little absent-minded. He’s got a huge crush on the Librarian but can’t for the life of him confront them about it because of his stumbling stutter. He’s quite good with animals though, and surprisingly brave, having chased off a wolf pack from his herd... with the help of a golem anyways. He doesn’t have any dark secrets, just a happy love-struck boy that takes care of the Village’s flock.

Wow so uhhh... that’s more than I expected o.o hope ya’ll enjoyed that rambling, I’m going to go practice for my finals of the quarter. Take Care~ <3 

[cafedanslanuit]

MC having her wisdom teeth removed || Mystic Messenger Edition! - RFA + Saeran

a/n: I was requested this headcanon for Obey Me and I mistakenly wrote this instead lol. Later, I wrote and posted the original request, but I liked how these turned out <3 Enjoy~

Zen

He carries you bridal style as soon as the doctor’s over

“I knew we were getting married!!!!!!!” you giggle

This man is already dead

Of course he’s thought about marrying you but he’s about to drop you on the spot

When he carries you inside your apartment, you squeal.

“Our new home, Zenny! Baby, this place is so cute!!”

It’s… it’s your own apartment, MC. We’ve been living together for two years, get on board.

He helped you get into bed, but when he tries to leave, he feels you tugging on his pants.

“You need anything, babe?”

“This is wedding night, come love me, please”

“MC, rest a bit and--”

“But I need some loviiiiiing, Zenny. Gimme some loving, hubby”

This man is so flustered about you saying all these things about weddings and especially wedding nights. He manages to tuck you into bed and goes to the living room. He’s about to start making dinner when he listens to your voice again.

“Seveeeen, Zen doesn’t wanna give me a wedding night!”

He returns to the bedroom to see you managed to find your phone. He tucks you into bed again and then feels your phone buzzing from numerous notifications from the chat. He’s sure Seven just told everyone about your call.

“Best husband ever” you mumble and finally close your eyes, nuzzling into your sheets. Zen smiles softly.

He’s so in love with you, he might just ask you to marry him anyday now.

Yoosung

He helps you get into a cab and holds your hand on the way home.

He thinks he doesn’t have anything to worry about until a song comes on the radio.

“All the time I turn around brothas gather round” it’s mostly babbling than singing, so Yoosung just watches you, amused. “Always looking at me up and down looking at my…” you proceed to moan really loudly, startling both your boyfriend and the driver

He apologizes profusely, tipping him extra when you reach home

He helps you sit on the couch and you start mumbling again.

“Baby shark, do do do do do…”

Yoosung can’t help but laugh and think how cute you look.

But once again…

“Ahhh, push it, push it real good…” you sing, waving your arms randomly. “Oh baby, baby, oh baby baby… push it good”

You’re gonna kill Yoosung one of these days omg

Jaehee

“Hey cutie” you greet her. She doesn’t think much of it and just helps you get on a cab and then back home.

“You inviting me to your home? Wow, you nasty. I like that” you slur, tripping a little before crashing into her couch. Jaehee raises an eyebrow, concerned.

“Don’t be shy, you’re very pretty. Like… really pretty. Are you gay?” you ask with a giggle. Your girlfriend sits next to you, trying to contain her laugh.

“I’m actually bi”

“Then I have a chance!” you laugh. “Wanna date me? I can be so good for you, baby, come on gimme some sugar”

You then proceed to do kissing noises at her, which ends up with Jaehee cackling a loud laugh.

She doesn’t want to ever forget you like this.

Jumin

When he puts his arm around your shoulders to steady you while you walk, you take his hand away.

“I’m married, stop!” you scold him, flaunting your wedding ring to him. You cross your arms against your chest. “Don’t make a move, my husband should be here any minute now”

He tries and convince you he’s your husband, but you’re not listening to any of that

He finds it adorable, though.

Jumin takes your arm and help you walk, saying he will respect your relationship.

When you reach the penthouse, you say hello to Elizabeth the third. “Elly, mommy’s here! Where’s your daddy? When’s daddy coming home?”

Jumin’s whole face turns red. He ignored completely you calling his beloved pet “Elly” just because he had never heard you refer to Elizabeth as your daughter. It was like a little family and he felt his heart fluttering at your words.

“Where’s daddy, Elly?” you ask again and watch her walk to Jumin and rub her face on his leg. You furrow your eyebrows, confused.

“Jumin will be here in a second” Jumin assures you. “Why don’t you take a nap?”

You eye him with suspicion but then let yourself fall ungraciously to the couch. “Lemme know when he gets home, I miss him” you grumble.

He’s so going to make a family with you someday.

Saeyoung

Not only does this man encourages you to say the dumbest and funniest things but he will record everything to torment you later

“My eyes are thirsty!” you cry, while Saeyoung holds his phone in front of you. “Baby, my eyes are thirsty!”

“Who do you love the most?” he asks.

“My baby” you reply with a grin.

“And who’s your baby?”

You take a few moments before replying.

“...I’m baby”

“What do you think about Jumin?”

“He should get laid”

“Jaehee?”

“I’m a bit gay for her, no lie”

“Zen?”

“You love him more than me!!!” you cry again, putting your hands on your face. “Because his hair is longer you love him more than meeeee”

“I love you the most, MC”

“Fuck you, you made my eyes thirsty” you mumble, looking away from him.

Someone help Saeyoung, he’s about to pee himself from all the laughing.

Saeran

He didn’t expect you to be so confused when he finally got you home after the surgery.

As soon as you look at Saeyoung you gasp. You look at him again, then back at Saeran, back at Saeyoung and start crying.

“Who’s my baby!?” you whimper. Saeran rolls his eyes while Saeyoung starts laughing loudly.

“I’m Saeran” your boyfriend sighs, sitting down on the couch.

“No, I’m Saeran. You’re Saeyoung!” Saeyoung says, sitting on your other side. You look back and forth between the twins.

“Hey, stop, don’t break my girlfriend”

“MC, look, look!” Saeyoung says. He put a serious and bored face. “I’m Saeran, I’m no fun and all I do is eat flowers and hoard ice-cream on the fridge”.

Saeran rolls his eyes again.

“I don’t eat flowers, why don’t you just g--”

“SAERAN!” you yell, hugging Saeyoung, who starts laughing again. “Baby, where were you, huh?”

Before anything else happens, Saeyoung leaves you with Saeran, even if his laughter can still be heard from his bedroom.

“You’re such a mess” he whispers. You smile at him and let yourself fall on the couch.

“Yup, but I’m Saeran’s mess. I’m my baby’s mess” you mumble.

He can’t help but smile as well, as he covers you body with a blanket to keep you warm while you sleep.

[connordavidscamera]

Living, Learning, and Filming Ch. 2 | Connor Brashier

A/n: This is the rewritten version of this chapter which was originally posted on my Shawn account.

Summary: Days spent together could bring you and Connor closer… or bring someone else closer.

Warnings: is this a little jealous!Connor? 

Word count: 1.7k

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Week 2

"Have you ever been in love?" Connor asks me.

I shake my head and tap a little at a spot on my nose. "I've been infatuated with a person. But no, never in love."

"Can you see yourself falling in love?"

I purse my lips, thinking it over. "Someday. I think maybe it just isn't the time for me yet. But it would be nice, I think, to find that comfort in someone. That someone that you want to spend every waking moment with."

I cringe at my answer, not because of what it was, but because in my head I can still see his face fall after I said it. He's so sure that I'll fall in love with him, but he's forgotten that this is a game. If one of us falls in love, we lose. But I guess we never discussed what would happen… if we both fell in love.

iMessage from: Hubby ;)

How's the editing going?

iMessage to: Hubby ;)

Think I need a break. Been at it for 3 hrs

iMessage from: Hubby ;)

Was hoping you'd say that

Before I even have the chance to ask what he means, his face appears on my phone. 

"What do you mean you're glad I said that?" I ask immediately after answering his FaceTime call.

"Well hello to you too."

I sigh, "Hi, Connor. Now what did you mean?"

"Come outside."

"What? Why?"

"Because I'm taking you to my place."

"And again I ask, why?"

"Because I want to hang out and Brian isn't home,” he says as if it’s the most obvious answer in the world. “Thought we could watch a movie or something."

"Connor, I really need to get this editing done. We have that check at the end of the week and -"

"So bring your computer. I can help if you need me to. Just come out, please? I’m bored,” he whines.

“But if I go-”

“If you don’t come down in five minutes I’m going up and getting you myself.”

“You don’t have my code.”

“I have another friend that lives in these dorms, I can have him let me in.”

I groan, “You’re too much. I’m not even ready. I haven’t put makeup on or anything.”

“Yeah, like you need it. Just put some shoes on and get your cute ass down here.”

I roll my eyes, “Whatever. I’ll see you in a minute.” I hang up before he can say something smug, which is likely. 

I slip into my favorite pair of jeans because, sorry Connor, but sweatpants is not an option right now. We’re not close enough for that.

---

“Y/n, look at me real quick,” I hear Connor’s voice from beside me and I sigh, rubbing my tired eyes.

“What?” I dare to glance over at him and he has his camera in front of his face, which causes me to cover mine. “No! Not now,” I whine, turning away from him, but he keeps recording. I try to focus on the overwhelming amount of video clips I have on the screen in front of me, but he’s distracting, annoyingly so. “Connor, I have to work on this.”

“Whatcha working on?”

“Our project, now please. Put that away,” I go to shove the camera away from me, but he catches my hand and laces our fingers. 

“Yeah, I’m working on it too. Gotta get you to fall in love with me somehow right?

I hum in response, feeling my cheeks burning up. His skin is so warm, and surprisingly smooth, I almost don’t want to let go. Almost. “Can I have my hand back, please?”

“Sure,” he lets go, but only after pressing a kiss to the top of my wrist. “Hey,” he says a minute later, camera still in his hand and facing me. 

“Hay is for horses,” I mutter, clicking a few keys on my laptop and watching the playback of the video. 

“What’s it gonna take for you to fall for me?” He asks, ignoring my comment.

“Stop trying so hard,” I admit too quickly. 

“And if I do, do I get to take you on a date?”

“Is this not one?” I smirk, giving him a side glance. The tops of his ears turn red, as do his cheeks, but only slightly. 

“It is if you stop working.”

I can’t help but laugh, “Alright,” I close my laptop and turn my body to face his. “Well?” I rest my arm on the back of the couch, my head leaning against my palm. “If I have to stop working doesn’t that mean you do, too?”

“Okay, okay.” He chuckles, “I can take a hint.”

“No you can’t,” I say jokingly before he turns off the camera. 

“I resent that. I can take hints.”

“Not when it comes to me, Brash.”

“How do you know I’m not just ignoring them?”

“Oh, I know you are. However, that’s not helping your case.”

“Fair enough.” he rests one arm on the back of the couch, his fingers just inches away from my elbow. “Can I ask you a question?”

“Depends on what it is.”

“When you said you’d never been in love, it had me thinking.”

“Okay. Should I be scared?”

“Have you ever had a boyfriend before?” He asks it like he needs to know the answer, his eyes so intense, looking into mine the way they are. It’s in this moment that I notice the slight blue that’s incorporated in his pretty green eyes. 

“Umm…” I casually reach for his fingers with my hand that was resting in my lap. “No.”

“Have you ever been close?” He questions, pressing our fingertips together.

“Define close,” I say, only focusing my attention to our hands and the way his skin feels under mine. 

“Have you been kissed?”

“Yes.”

“You've been on a date?”

“If group dates count.”

“Eh,” he tilts his head from side to side. “No, not really.”

“Then no,” I shake my head. “I haven’t.”

“We’re gonna change that,” he says matter of factly.

“Excuse me?”

“One more question.”

“Wait, Connor.” I look up at him and I feel pinned down by his intense stare.

“Why haven’t you ever had a boyfriend?”

I sigh and shrug, “No one’s ever asked to be.”

“They’re goddamn idiots.”

I don’t know what to say to that, so I turn my head, focusing my attention to the movie on the screen, my fingers still playing with his, and he doesn’t move away.

“Y/n?”

“Hmm?” I hum, not bothering to look away from the screen.

“Would you like-?” before he can finish his sentence, the door opens and we quickly separate. Well… I separate.

"Brash, I brought - oh shit. Hi," the redhead says, while the tall curly headed boy behind him closes the door. "You must be y/n," he comes toward us and I stand, - which prompts Connor to do so also - holding my hand out to shake. "I'm Brian, Connor's roommate. And this is Shawn," he announces when we release our hands.

"Hi," I smiled, "I'm y/n. It's a pleasure to meet you both," I say, still shaking Shawn's hand.

"The pleasure is all mine." Shawn says, but he's still not letting go.

Connor clears his throat from beside me and his hand rests on the small of my back, causing my skin to burn under his touch. "Shawn, good to see you. What're you doing here?"

I don't know what compels me to do so, but I sink into Connor's touch, just a little bit, and his arm wraps loosely around my waist. 

Shawn shrugs, "The usual. Got a little studio time, have a show I'm going to." 

Connor nods, "Well make yourself at home. Does anyone want something to drink?" He focuses his eyes on me, "Baby, you want something?"

I know I should tell him not to call me that, but it sounds so good coming from his lips that I just can’t. "I'm okay. Thank you."

---

"It's getting late," I say into Connor's shoulder while we watch Brian and Shawn play FIFA. They both suck at it though and Connor makes sure to tell them every once in a while.

"You want me to take you home?" He looks down at me, and you can tell that his eyes are tired; I'm sure they match mine all the same.

"Please?"

He nods, "I'll go get your stuff from my room," he mumbles just loud enough for the boys to hear.

"You're leaving?" Brian pauses the game while both Connor and I stand up.

"Yeah, I have an eight am tomorrow, so I should get going."

"Be right back," Connor whispers into my ear, his lips touching my skin barely. I almost moan at the contact.

"Hey, y/n, before you go…" Shawn tosses the controller to the side and stands, his long limbs causing him to stumble a bit. "Can I talk to you about something?"

"Uh… sure,” I wring my hands together in front of me and nod. 

He walks over to the small kitchen area and leans against the counter. "So, uh… I'm gonna be in town for a few days."

"Okay…" I slip my previously entwined hands into my back pockets.

"And I was wondering, and you don't have to if you're busy or something. But I'd really love to get to know you. And, again, if you're not busy, maybe you'd like to… go on a date? With me."

"Oh." Shawn Mendes is asking me out. He's asking me out and he barely knows me. He's asking me out and -

"There you are," Connor smiles when he sees me, but it quickly falters when he meets eyes with Shawn. "You ready?"

"Yeah, um. Can I meet you in the car? I just want to finish up this conversation?" I'm avoiding his crazy beautiful, green-blue eyes when I speak because I know exactly what my answer will be if I do look into them. 

"Sure hon. Take your time." He brushes my arm with his finger tips before leaving the room.

"There's something going on with you and Connor, isn't there?" Shawn asks after we hear the door close.

"No," I shake my head. "Well… I don't know. It's complicated."

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[thebachelordiaries]

Clare seeks HIMBO: ‘The Bachelorette’ cast first impressions

The Covid-19 pandemic has been rough for the entire world, but Bachelor Nation faced some dark days too. Going eight months without a single new episode from The Bachelor franchise is something I would really like to not relive.

Fortunately, those dark days are over. Clare’s season has me sucked back in. 

The quality of this image is atrocious.

Most of these men—presuming they followed CDC’s social distancing guidelines— haven’t seen a woman in months, are touch deprived, possibly unemployed and contemplating moving back to their hometown while stalking the housing market on Zillow. Everyone’s desperate. That makes for some pretty good TV.

This season features men ranging from ages 26 to 41. We’ve got a boy band manager, a grooming specialist, several men who look like they masturbate in front of full length mirrors and even more who probably want me to join their MLM pyramid scheme. 

I’ve never been more ready to roast a bunch of men who have nightmares about going bald. It’s all I’ve wanted to do since March.

Let’s go:

AJ, 28, Software sales

AJ is the kind of guy who writes “Looking for the Pam to my Jim <3″ on his Bumble profile. His bio is generic and probably not reflective of who he is as a person. If I were Clare I’d swipe left.

Ben, 29, Army ranger veteran

“Ben's favorite indulgence is an ice bath.“ Well then.

Alexa, play “Run” by AWOLNATION.

Bennett, 36, Wealth management consultant

Bennett’s profile is the biggest red flag I’ve ever seen. This man says he is the total package but hasn’t always been "this successful and good looking.” But wait, there’s more: “According to Bennett, his high school girlfriend is the only girl he's ever had to work for.“

Can someone tell me what NYC neighborhood he lives in so I can blacklist it?

Blake M1, 31, Male grooming specialist

Blake’s just another stereotypical “29th round draft pick who sat on the bench of the practice team before getting cut, but claims he left the sport due to an injury on his own accord.” 

Blake M2, 29, Wildlife manager

This Blake is an outdoorsy Canadian who seems pretty genuine and cool. Unfortunately, he has the face of someone who’d get sent home on night one. I hope I’m wrong.

Brandon, 28, Real Estate Agent

Just another boring hot person. Nothing to see here.

Brendan, 30, Commercial roofer

Brandan, not to be confused for Brandon, “loves some good true crime, working out and hanging out with his friends.” I can’t even make fun of this man. We have the exact same interests. 

Chasen, 31, IT account executive

The Winklevoss twins are actually triplets and Chasen is their long lost brother. But more seriously, have you ever seen someone who looks more like their name than this man?

Chris, 27, Landscape design salesman

“Chris hopes to find a woman who is sharp and witty but also easygoing.” Chris, sweetheart, have you met Clare? Easygoing...? There’s still time back out of this before it’s too late.

Dale, 31, Former pro football wide receiver

Dale aggressively screams “Bachelor material.” I’d say he’s auditioning for that role but Matt James already scooped it up. Better luck next year, Daley.

Demar, 26, Spin cycling instructor

Demar is a “very popular spin instructor in Scottsdale and says he can get on that bike and spin to any beat thrown his way.” Imagine how many trophy wives Demar has f*cked? 

Eazy, 29, Sports marketing agent

Eazy is very similar to Dale on paper. Except his name is Eazy so he automatically loses that battle.

Ed, 33, Health care salesman

“Ed is looking to find a woman who has natural beauty without looking overly fake.” Ed deserves to die alone.

Garin, 34, Professor of Journalism

Garin’s bio is giving me hubby material vibes. And maybe a little bit of a “gets eliminated on night one” vibe too.

Ivan, 28, Aeronautical Engineer

Ivan, what are you doing here? We’re in a recession. Please go back to your normal job before it’s too late. 

Jason, 31, Former pro football linemen

“He is a former NFL offensive lineman who, after suffering too many concussions on the field, decided to prioritize his health and change the direction of his life.” A big, brawny HIMBO with CTE? I feel like he’s Clare’s type.

Jay, 29, Fitness director

There are too many things about Jay that I dislike and I’m trying to keep this brief. Jay says “it's time to take a break from worrying about others and focus on himself instead.” I am willing to bet money that this man has never made a woman c*m.

Jeremy, 40, Banker

Jeremy is the oldest contestant ever to come on "The Bachelorette,” which may seem like a monuments accomplishment but he’s literally only one year older than Clare. 

He also “hates Instagram models, both male and female,” so he should have a lot of fun here.

Joe, 36, Anesthesiologist

Before I even saw his profession and location, I thought Joe looked like a doctor I’d find on a NYC dating app...and...uh...I probably did see him on there now that I think about it.

Anyway, this man has apparently been through seven stages of hell while on the front lines fighting Covid-19 in NYC so I definitely think he deserves to find love. Someone marry him please.

Jordan C, 26, Software account executive

I can already tell Jordan is going to get the “I’m young but mature” edit which means he’s probably not going to be good TV.

Too bad someone a tad younger (like Tayshia) wasn’t the Bachelorette. I feel like they’d make a cute couple.

Jordan M., 30, Cyber security engineer

I was going to say something mean but Jordan’s into cyber security and I don’t want my blog to be deactivated, so never mind. Cast photos are historically bad so I’m sure he looks much better in real life.

Kenny, 39, Boy band manager

I could go for the obvious drags regarding this man’s profession (or his sh*tty chest tattoo, or his suspiciously boyish face relative to his age), but I like to think I’m more clever than that. 

I’d like to take this time to talk about men, who are obviously difficult people, who rant and rave about how they want an “easygoing” woman. Look into the mirror, bud. No, not the one you use to jerk off to your reflection; the mirror that looks into your soul. Out of respect for the rest of humankind, have some self-awareness. Or maybe just see a therapist.

Mike, 38, Digital media advisor

Mike is seemingly a decent catch, but I can’t help but wonder why he’s still single or how he never (accidentally or on purpose) impregnated a woman in his 38 years of life. 

And now that I’m thinking about it, do any of these men have children? I have yet to see any mention of it in their bios. But there are eight men left to review, so there’s still time.

Page, 37, Chef

I spoke too soon. Page is a father! He also hates football! I’m a fan of this man. I was initially going to drag him for his name and say that Page is not a real name. PAIGE is a real name. PAGE is a piece of paper. I’m allowed to say this because we have the same name except mine is spelled the correct way. Based on my (mostly positive) review of his cast bio, I have decided not to hold his name against him.

Riley, 30, Long Island City

Riley, once married with children, would like to go on a family vacation that consists of touring every single MLB stadium in the country. If i were his wife, I would simply never give this man children.

Robby, 30, Insurance broker

No more Robbys on The Bachelorette. Society has evolved past its need for more Robbys.

This Robby described his dream woman as: “Incredibly athletic and able to throw back a few beers with him after a day of hiking. She has a sweet personality and won't mind that he spends his Sundays on the golf course.”

Someone please give this man a sex doll. He just wants a hole.

Tyler C., 27, Lawyer

“Tyler C. is a badass lawyer who says he is a businessman by day and a cowboy by night.” How does that make him a lawyer? Does this mean he’s into cosplay? I’m confused.

Tyler S., 36, Music manager

Tyler makes an honorable living off riding his brother’s dick success as a country singer. “He just LOVES his job!” Uh yeah, I would too if I had a low-show, high-paying job off the merits of nepotism. It’s the American dream.

Yosef, 30, Medical device salesman

Another dad! He’s totally going to pull the “girl dad” narrative. That saying is kind of sexist to me but the masses generally eat it up, so I’m fairly confident Yosef will get the "sweet guy” edit he’s looking for.

Zac C., 36, Addiction specialist

“He loves Philadelphia sports and dreams of sharing a Philly Cheesesteak with his future wife while watching the Eagles win a Super Bowl.” This man is so South Jersey it hurts. 

On a more serious note, I don’t think anyone in recent history has spoken openly about their personal struggle with addiction on this show, so I hope Zac gets a chance to tell his story. 

Zach J., 37, Cleaning service owner

Zach is seemingly obsessed with Clare already and hopes to introduce her to his mom as his fiancée. Since Zach watched Clare on Juan Pablo’s season, you’d think he’d know that Clare would first meet his mom during the final four hometown dates. Assuming he makes it that far. My prediction is that he won’t.

Final thoughts

After eight long months Bachelor Mondays are back!!!

Uhh....wait.

Actually, we now have the less-exciting Bachelor Tuesdays. Yeah, it definitely doesn’t have the same ring to it. But I’ll take anything at this point.

Here are my final predictions:

First impression rose: Dale. It just looks like he can turn on the bullsh*t charm

Final rose: Jason. Clare wants a HIMBO I just know it.

Bachelor: nobody (Matt James is The Bachelor)

Most likely to get engaged on Bachelor in Paradise: Blake M2

Most likely to get canceled online: Bennett

Most likely to get sent home night one but deserve better: Chris

Who are your favorite men cast on this season?

[lycorogue]

Miraculous World: New York - United HeroeZ live-blogging (sorta)

Okay, it’s hard for me to live-blog everything I want to squee about, especially with the first watch. But I’m still wide awake and watching the re-air so let’s see how I do. (Turns out, I’m a slower typer than I thought and most of this was done post-watch again :P )

I absolutely love this special’s opening credits. It has a very Marvel feel. Nice.

Um... Uh... Did... Did Cristina Vee forget her Ladybug/Marinette voice over the break? I’m not liking this voice. I’m not liking it at all. STOP WITH THE VOICE! NOOOOOOO! (Also... Mr. Pigeon... Again? -_- )

Love that Adrien has started looking up the meaning of roses so he can find one Ladybug will actually accept. XD The boy tries so hard. <3

Hubby thought that Cristina might have decided to change up Ladybug’s voice so it’s not so obvious she’s Marinette (a la Batman) but the deeper voice is still here for Marinette. WHYYYYY!? The hiatus was clearly too long. She’s completely forgotten Marinette’s voice. OTL

Awww, Miss Bustier is pregnant!? She’ll be a great mom! eeeee

Also, smoooooooooth Marinette. Adrien is TOTALLY just a friend now... >_> Poor Luka. -_-

Also... ALYA’S VOICE IS WRONG TOO! WHAT THE HECK! WHYYYYYYYY. THIS IS SO AWESOME BUT I JUST CAN’T WITH THESE NEW VOICES! Everyone sounds deeper and gruffer... is that because the VAs are out of practice? Is it because they had to record at home with different equipment? What’s going on!?

Of COURSE Gabriel suspects a Miraculous in America. Good way to bring him to the States. At least Keith Silverstein remembered his Gabriel/Hawk Moth voice. I don’t know if I could have handled either Hawky or Adrien having the wrong tone of voice in this.

Oh. Oh no! Oh dear! Nathalie’s voice is the worst! At least hers can be explained away that she’s still recovering from the Battle for the Miracle Box but... *cringe*

KAGAMI’S OFF TOO! I think it’s 100% the actors not remembering the voices they used for these characters. -_- Such a shame. This movie is amazing, but the voices are so hard for me to get past. 

OMG, THE LITTLE CAT TO ALERT LADYBUG IS FLIPPIN’ ADORABLE! I’d hit the button a million times myself, so I feel ya, Chat Noir. Also, BRILLIANT play, Ladybug. :D

Equally brilliant plan on Plagg’s part. At least, it would have been if they were able to actually exercise it. Also.... WHERE DID THIS POWER OF FLIGHT COME FROM AND WHY DIDN’T THEY USE IT BEFORE!? >_> Me thinks the recipe for this power is magically going to be forgotten again once we get into the show proper.

Also, I know there will be salt thrown by the handful at Adrien after this special BUT THE BOY DIDN’T WANT TO ABANDON PARIS! He was going to stay and give up his class trip, but Plagg was right, when does Gabriel ever give him the freedom to do something like this? As someone who never got to go on any out-of-state (let alone out-of-country) class trips, I know how hard FOMO hits. If I had the chance, I would have jumped at it, ESPECIALLY after Plagg came up with a solid plan. EVEN SO, HE WAS GOING TO STAY! PLAGG CONVINCED HIM! And Plagg meant well. He wanted his kid to have a taste of freedom. Just... JUST LEAVE THESE TWO PRECIOUS BEANS ALONE, SALTERS!

UPDATE: The salters did NOT leave Adrien alone for this -_-

-_- And of course Luka’s voice is ALSO off. Still, my boy RACING A FRIGGEN BUS so Marinette can make the trip to NYC! SUCH A FRIGGEN GOOD BOI AND HOW CAN FANS HATE HIM HE’S JUST AMAZING AND *chef kiss* My heart just BREAKS for him though, because he’s sending his would-be girlfriend off on a weeklong class trip with her “former” crush and he KNOWS she’s still in love, but he’s not asking her to stay or pushing her to give up on Adrien and omg this kid is too pure my poor son!

UPDATE: So, apparently the hate mostly comes from Luka being - excuse the pun but - “one note” where as Kagami is more fleshed out and well rounded? Really? We know just as much about her as we do Luka. Just because we’ve seen Kagami flawed and we haven’t particularly seen Luka stumble that makes her more well-rounded? What if we just haven’t seen what Luka’s bad at? It IS possible to write someone whose flaws don’t necessarily come up often without them being some 2D Mary Sue. Give the writers (and Luka) a chance....

Awww. Adrien feeling guilty about leaving Paris and Ladybug. :’( But look at how cheered up he was just by SEEING Marinette! LOOK AT HOW HE RACED TO HER TO SEE WHERE SHE WAS SITTING!

Aaaaand then she panics. -_- This could have been Startrain all over again, but NOOOOO she’s now so focused on “he’s just a friend and I have to get over him” that she just has 0 chill around him anymore. -_- Go back to admitting you have a crush and just stumbling over yourself around him, huh?

(The Adrienette is STRONG in this scene though and I’m eating it up)

LOOK AT HOW DISAPPOINTED ADRIEN LOOKS SINCE SHE RAN OFF FROM HIM! WHYYYYYYY? And he has to be stuck sitting between his bodyguard and Mendeleiev. Poor kid doesn’t even have a friend to chat with on the long flight. TT3TT 

(So kind of serves Marinette right that she ALSO feels guilty about leaving Paris and now she has Mr. Damocles falling asleep on her instead of Adrien!)

I do appreciate that Cristina seems to be remembering Marinette’s voice more-or-less finally. Yay.

EEEEEE The sunset on the plane scene!!!!! <3 He speaks so softly to her and <3 <3 <3 (Also... Bryce Papenbrook seemed to have lost his Adrien voice in this recording... -_- )

UUUgh... was that still Ben Diskin doing Nino’s voice during the whole Operation New York dialogue with Alya? That didn’t sound anything like Nino! *sigh* Again, the main problem I have with this is the actors didn’t seem to get back into character before recording. Such a shame.

UPDATE: It was in fact NOT Ben Diskin anymore. :’( The new voice actor did well enough, but it just wasn’t Nino. I’m sure it will feel more like him the more I hear it, but I already miss the Southern Cali 90s Surfer Dude accent, even if it made no sense for a Gen Z Parisian to have it in the first place.

Awww, Mr. Damocles changing into his Knight Owl costume. <3 And then had to change back out of it. XD

They... actually named a superhero Uncanny Valley......

Knight Owl and Sparrow, AKA Batman and Robin.

“That’s just Captain Redlight directing traffic.” XD I mean, yeah, we have a lot of superhero characters but I think this is a bit much.

Alya oh so discretely pointing to Marinette as Nino directs Adrien to look out the window to see how beautiful NYC is. XD

AAAAAAND sliding doors vs Adrienette part 1. LOL I love how Aeon instantly figured out that Adrienette belong together.

Ooooooo Sabrina is gonna get herself an American boyfriend (And look at how jealous Chloe gets XD)

Adrien’s Soft Smile as Marinette realizes she was resting her hand on his stomach as she was hiding from Ms. Mendeleiev. So cute!

“Is it a bird?” “A plane” “No, it’s Hotdog Dan!” Oh. Em. Gee. Seriously? Ketchup Boy and Mustard Justice? Why!? Who came up with these code names!? XDDD

HOW DID NINO AND ALYA JUST RIP A HOTDOG IN HALF!?

eeeeeeeeeeeee THE FLOATING SCENE!!!!

Also, helium-voiced Nino commenting about his chick having wings <3

“Do you know this song?” I KNEW INSTANTLY WHERE ALYA WAS GOING WITH THIS AND I’M 100% HERE FOR IT. I AM SCREAMING!

Adrien’s soft asking Marinette to dance with him? He was practically PLEADING for her to say yes! And then she just scurries away from him!? And he grabs her hand to stop her from floating away. And then they just... nuzzle into each other as they dance and... yup. I’m screaming. <3 <3 <3 <3 (Also, the dance was at a party Chloe threw to prove to Adrien that she can be nice; it wasn’t her birthday, but I guess canonically it now was????)

Superheroes in America don’t have to hide their identities... perhaps someone should look into the comic book run of Avengers Civil War and decide if that’s a good thing... >_>

“I don’t mind being stuck with a friend like you” My heart is just flatlining. Like. ADRIEN, JUST SAY YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER ALREADY, OKAY!?

Jess and Aeon’s plan is as convoluted as one of Marinette’s XD I just love these two and I hope we see more of them.

Ah, Alya and Nino are good at manipulating their friends. 

Paris is under attack! Oh no! 0_0 

Ah, bargain-bin Doctor Octopus

After fully watching the special I know the answer, but when first hearing Sparrow I wondered if maybe Jess was genderfluid. Kind of a reverse of the Sailor Stars.

The transformation for the American heroes is both awesome and ridiculous and I love them.

“Marinette’s in danger” Adrien then INSTANTLY becomes Chat Noir to save her! <3 <3 <3 <3 I FREAKED when I first watched this part because I was afraid he might have spotted (excuse the pun) Marinette transforming. I was also curious how they were going to explain why they were in NYC. “I’ll explain later” is a good excuse. They are preoccupied by the villain and that gives him time to come up with a lie. Smart?

Aaaaand Cristina Vee forgot her Ladybug voice again. I hope this isn’t a new thing; switching up her voice for Ladybug. I’m not much of a fan, especially since she hasn’t always done it. :/

It kills me that Sparrow constantly comments about not calling for backup and gets in trouble for not calling when Sparrow DID try and the communicator was destroyed.

*flinch* The Chat Noir Cataclysm scene. My heart. It hurts. Poor Adrien. </3 All the guilt he has to hold for the majority of the second half of this thing.

EDIT: Totally forgot about the “American superhero gets understandably emotional over a loved one and smashes the villain through about half-a-dozen buildings with complete disregard for the collateral damage” trope.

Dollar Store Batman couldn’t figure out the manhole cover wasn’t in place. Whoops.

The breakdown scene where Ladybug lets Chat Noir know about how her powers work and how she can’t repair Paris. And Adrien giving up his powers. </3 And even though she’s so upset, and she felt betrayed by Chat Noir, the fact that she INSTANTLY yelled when she heard him renouncing his Miraculous and relinquishing it to Ladybug! And her TEARS as she realizes she lost him and won’t be able to return his Miraculous to him since she can’t even ask Fu to return it anymore!? Aaaaaaaaa! My heart!

“Gilbert?” XD I’m sorry but just hearing the poor little Eagle calling out the name is just too adorable.

ADRIEN WANDERING ALONE IN THE RAIN!? MARINETTE LOOKING ONTO THE CAT MIRACULOUS ALSO IN THE RAIN!? MY HEART IS BREAAAAAAAKINGGGGGG

The press conference requesting the NYC residents to stay inside until further notice. >_> Yeah... that... that might not work out so well if real life is any indication.....

“I wouldn’t have minded being stuck here a little longer with a friend like you.” >______< OH MY GOD, ADRIEN! (Also, Bryce lost his Adrien voice again... *sigh*)

Oh, and Marinette trying to chase him down to finally confess!? TT3TT

Oh man. Releasing a superhero from her fear of her powers. That can’t be.... yup. There goes like a dozen buildings in Manhattan.... -_-

Of course the POTUS is a superhero as well.... with access to weapons. Greaaaat. This isn’t a terrifying thought right about now.

I adore Sparrow. I ADORE SPARROW. I ABSOLUTELY FRIGGEN ADORE SPARROW!

About a million missile launchers hidden throughout the streets of NYC... >_< This isn’t hitting close to home or anything.

Eeeeeee. Marinette isn’t just unsure she can be Ladybug without A Chat Noir. She needs HER Chat Noir. She needs ADRIEN specifically. (Also, there goes Bryce once more forgetting his Adrien voice. Maybe he forgot what Adrien sounds like when he’s sad???)

UPDATE: Can we just talk for a minute the significance that Uncanny Valley - the superhero (accidentally) KILLED by Chat Noir (even if she was revived shortly after) - is the one happily returning Adrien’s superhero powers to him? How she has NO malice towards whatsoever towards Chat Noir? How SHE is the one to tell him that “to err is human”!? Beautiful! Love it! 

Nice. I liked that Uncanny can’t see the kwamis. Nice continuity.

THE LADYNOIR GLOMP! She was so afraid to never see him again. I LOVE how much this solidifies how important he is to HER, if not the team itself. 

The Americans being coerced by a foreign power to start a world war. -_- This truly is hitting too close to home right now....

Uh...How did Ladybug come up with the plan to trick Doorman to go to the Statue of Liberty? Both her and Adrien were already out of the room when he talked about the mystery of Eiffel’s safe inside the statue, and Marinette didn’t have any time to talk to Alya, so the two of them couldn’t have discussed how Doorman resisted figuring out this mystery because you don’t use your superhero powers for personal gain. Did she just luck into there being a mystery there that Doorman wanted to solve? Slight continuity issue there with the writing.... Whoops.

Awww, poor Doorman. He just wants to know the answer to the mystery!

Eagle’s transformation is so awesome! I love it. I love her. I want more of these American superheroes and wielders.

I love that Knight Owl and Sparrow are hand-me-down superhero titles! 

Oh my god, Hawk Moth slowly walking backwards dramatically from the window. XD WHY IS THIS MAN SO EXTRA AS WELL!? At least we know where Adrien gets it from. :P

I FORGOT ABOUT THE GORILLA! OMG! THAT IS AN AMAZING CALL BACK TO HIM! XDDD

So the American Miracle Box looks like it’s filled with Native American styled jewelry. So... are they based off the spirit totems!? I NEED TO KNOW MOOOOOOOORE!

UPDATE: Upon really paying attention to the opening credits, yes, the American Miraculous do indeed seem to be based off spirit totems.

I’m sure there’s more that I reacted to in real-time, but, as I mentioned at the top, I wasn’t writing fast enough to keep up with the pace of the show itself, so this is also largely by memory. :P Oh well. Always wanted to do a sort of reaction post about this series. One thing off the fandom bucket list, I guess.

[groovyzombiellama]

Little Family

Title: Little Family

Requested? Yes.

Plot: You and Dacre Montgomery are expecting a child while he's recording season 3 of Stranger Things and you are a well known YouTuber, so you film the whole procedure from just everyday stuff, to routines, to the actual moments before, during and after labor.

Word count: 1229

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"Okay guys that's it for our morning routine, we'll be posting a video about our evening routine pretty soon, maybe even tonight if I manage to edit all of the clips together, but if not, expect it in the next couple of days. Montgomery's out."

A sigh of relief escapes your lips when you are done checking if everything was alright with your morning routine video you had just posted, with your husband Dacre, and you could finally relax a bit and lay back in his arms again, while you begin the painstaking process of editing your evening video, as the two of you sat on the couch. You were a well known YouTuber, and your audience loved it when you include Dacre in your videos, and it's honestly hard not to, because it's so much fun to work together and blog if you know something interesting is gonna happen that day or even when you just visit him on set while he's currently filming season 3 of Stranger Things. You two loved your fans a lot and loved to share little bits and pieces of your lives with them. 

And you were in your ninth month of pregnancy at this time, so you thought it would be interesting for a lot of women going through the same to see how you spend your time waiting for the baby to arrive and what you were taking with you to the hospital when the time comes and your water breaks.

"I can hold both of my wonderful girls this way. I can't wait to see her, I know she's gonna be as beautiful as her mommy."

You close your eyes for a moment and smile, picturing Dacre holding your newborn baby in his arms. At frost you wanted it to be a surprise and keep the gender a secret, but seeing how giddy your hubby was and how much he actually wanted to know if you were having a boy or a girl, you decided to find out the gender. And you were having a little princess, which made you so happy. You would dress her in the most gorgeous dresses and do her hair, and Dacre couldn't wait to kiss her chubby cheeks and go to all the father/daughter dances with her. He was gonna do his hardest to spoil her, you had no doubt about that.

As you were sitting on the couch, you were placed between his legs, with your back on his chest, his arms around you with his hands resting on your belly, rubbing soothing circles on it, your laptop in your lap, hard at work. The next day you were visiting Dacre on set and the whole cast were ecstatic to be uncles and aunts to the little munchkin. You loved how close the cast has become over the years and they were all like your family. Your due date was in two weeks, and you were given no warning from your doctor that your water could break earlier than that, so you thought it would be okay to hang out with with Dacre and the rest of the cast on set, filming the process of shooting, without revealing too much of the plot to the fans who will be watching your video. You had just stopped filming for a moment, to go over to Dacre's trailer and give him a kiss, congratulating him on such an amazing performance in the scene you just watched him film, which you always did, after almost every single scene he did and he smiled at you, biting down on his lower lip, and pulled you close to him.

You were just about to lean in for another kiss, when you felt a sudden wetness in your crotch area. And not the good kind. You broke away from your husband wide eyed and it didn't take the two of you long to realize that your water broke, and you were going into labor. You figured it was all the walking you've been doing these past few days as you were getting the nursery finished for when you do have the baby and walking around in set. But now was not a time to wonder what caused the labor two weeks before your due date, which might even be normal you had no idea, considering it was your first child, and your mind pushed all those thoughts away as a contraction hit you hard and Dacre was already by your side, guiding you to his car and you were on your way to the hospital. During the process of your labor, as you had to wait to be open enough to start pushing the baby, Dacre was the one to film the experience at times, checking in to tell your audience about how you were doing and everything.

When it was finally time to push, Dacre was by your side, and you were glad he was filming the birth on a separate camera as a memory for you guys in the future, because you didn't want your fans to see you in this state. Not that you would put makeup on or make the process look glamorous, it was just that you were currently in a lot of pain and more worried about giving birth than if your footage was gonna be YouTube worthy. After so many painful hours, you finally had your baby girl in your arms and both you and Dacre were in tears at how small and fragile she was, and yet she was so beautiful. After some much needed family time, you added some more footage about the aftermath of your labor and even when you got back home from the hospital, you made sure to capture all the details that were a part of the process, just so your audience has a clear view about how much commitment is actually needed when you decide to have a baby. 

A hilarious part of the video was when Dacre noticed he was still in his costume of Billy in the hospital after a nurse pointed it out to him, and the two of you laughed your asses off at that. So not only were you having Dacre Montgomery's baby, but also Billy Hargrove's baby too, and you included it as a funny bit in the video. But the best parts to get on video were when you came to set with your newborn princess and she got to meet all the cast. They were all melting at her cuteness, and she was worshiped all day long, and every other time you brought her over. The video was overall well received, and your audience was so happy for you and grateful that you gave them the ability to kinda be on your journey with you. Your little family gained it's first mini human, and her dad was already insinuating wanting another child.

"Let's just occupy ourselves with this one a little bit before thinking of a second one yeah?"

Dacre laughed at that, before sitting down next to you on the couch as you were feeding your little girl, kissing her forehead, and yours, before pressing his lips to your own.

"I love you so much my adorable girls. You've made me the happiest man alive."

"We love you too dada, to the moon and back."

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@kellysimagines I hope you like it ❤️ it's currently almost 1am over here and I hope that my lack of sleep hasn't resulted in a terrible fic, please let me know your opinion 😘

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

🥺 🥺 🥺 👀

Tsundere time

This image is not here and not an impulsive edit I made a little while ago at all

NO I DEFINITELY DON’T LIKE THIS IMAGE IT’S TERRIBLE HA HA NOT CUTE AT ALL AND *NOT* SIMULATING A TEXT MESSAGE EXCHANGE;;;;;;;;;; I didn’t edit a blush on Kamei because I think he’s cute. this is a terrible image, cursed, worsened my asthma, let’s move on-

AAAAAAAAAAAAA ASMO WALLPAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR /)//////(\ HE’S REALLY PRETTY;;;;; Did I mention that he’s gorgeous and I’m so glad we have an official wallpaper? Because I am, now I can look at The Hubby all the time and sigh and swoon and die of love and daydream because, excuse me sir, you stole my heart but I think you can keep it this time (〃ω〃)

S I R. MY PRINCE. MY DEAR DRAGON. YOU CANNOT JUST????? LOOK AT ME THIS WAY??????! I swear to HECK, this image of Malleus is TOO POWERFUL. He’s way too strong somebody nerf him, because like???? HELLO?????? I can’t stop looking at it. Every time I see this image again, I turn bright red, scroll away, scroll back up, repeat the process. This was also one of the first images I ever saw of Malleus (if I recall correctly, it was one of the first images of him we ever saw in the Twst fandom, before we even knew his name) so… memories ;u; I’M JUST VERY IN LOVE WITH THIS PICTURE;;;;;;;;

[askbittyerror]

Wedding RP part 10

salty darkness09/27/2020 Nintendo twitches a little, his eyelights growing hazy... and then he shakes his head, wrapping his arms around Juice. It doesn't do much to clear the aura daze, but it's something.

Archer sticks their tongue out at their pop. They are happy! They will express as such!!

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...I uh, I can respect that-" the look they're giving Archer is a bit stunned, as they struggle to, a, not just let it overwhelm them, and b, come to terms with the fact that- -well. All of that, honestly.

JusticeMom09/27/2020 {Dream sighs and reaches over patting the bab's head catching his attention. He then boops Archer's nose and suddenly his aura is...  gone. Dream has it trapped close to his bones so while holding him will induce a pleasant warmth it wont take over everything} No aura flares kiddo. Too many people who can feel it in a bad way

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "..." Blue is trying to gauge whether they're intrigued enough to stay, and also whether hasty retreat would be seen as rude. ..in the end, cute baby, and really interesting family... now also part of theirs, if seems.

salty darkness09/27/2020 Archer turns, tilting their head. They whine, looking very upset. Nintendo mutters something about putting it back, but he might just still be dazed.

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 Magnus and Paladin's auras calm, but they still seem tense.

JusticeMom09/27/2020 {Dream pulls Ink closer and kisses his jaw} Wake up love you will miss out on the fun {He looks back to the family} Ink gets aura drunk on positive aura...

salty darkness09/27/2020 Nintendo blinks his eyes open, muttering swears. "No I don't. Shut up." He shoves at Juice a little, stumbling back and rubbing his sockets. "Fuck- I'm here, I'm here- where were we-?"

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...I don't know where you were, but I think most of the rest of us were slightly alarmed by- all that." Blue admits, looking decidedly concerned.

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." Nintendo narrows his eyes. "What? Why would you be?"

JusticeMom09/27/2020 As I said... Ink is sensitive... he will be okay {He kisses Ink to stop the protests}

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...sorry." the guy is sensitive to the massive aura power that both his mate and child out off. clearly not concerning. the very young smol has enough aura to knock several grown people on their ass, like someone just swiped all their bones. also not concerning. Bells' brother has a baby with a fusion of the same massively powerful guardians that is being dated by said Bells. perfectly unconcerning. "...information overload, I think."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "Our Inks are like that too!" Mercury says, still vibrating. "Would you like a hug?"

salty darkness09/27/2020 Archer nods, still trying to reach out and wrap their arms around the vibrating bitty. They love hugs!

Nintendo continues to swear, pulling away from the kiss. He seems personally insulted and not at all aware of his totally unconcerning behavior and/or situation.

JusticeMom09/27/2020 {He chuckles totally focused on distracting Ink. he has even started combing his fingers through the feathers at the base of Ink's wings} keep swearing like that and you will give me a reason to leave the party early {a tease and a threat before he looks again to watch Archer want to make all the friends!}

salty darkness09/27/2020 His wings not-so-gently hit Juice in the face. As one does. "Keep telling me not to swear like that and I'll leave myself."

JusticeMom09/27/2020 {a look of tired amusement from the Justice Lord} love you too Ink {He smiles letting the shorter skeleton bristle for a bit}

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 Mercury carefully swings himself over to sit with the child, wibbling his tentacles, and flops onto the bab, giving them many hugs and purring his sweet little heart out.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "..." Okay, they're cute. But still concerning.

salty darkness09/27/2020 More happy Archer! Happy happy baby! Many hugs for the vibrating cuddly bitty.

"Fuck you." Nintendo ignores whatever response Juice is inevitably about to give him for that sentence, turning back to Blue and their bitties. "Ahem. So, uh..." "...when are we allowed to finally eat?"

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 Absolutely delighted bitty, vibrating from joy and purrs. "Food?" Jabber asks, very interested.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "I uh..." Blue looks around, and admits, after a moment, "I think everyone forgot about the cake."

feather bean💙09/27/2020 "food!"

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." Nintendo glances to Blue. "I dare you to eat it early."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 Magnus grins and Paladin whaps him with a wing. No.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 Blue snorts, shaking their head. "Don't think I have to. Seems cake cutting may be about to begin."

salty darkness09/27/2020 Archer looks at the cake, and the small gathering of people now... well, gathered around it. They babble, reaching for their papa, who lifts them back up into his arms.

"...booooo. Bells would've at least humoured me a little."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 Mercury is lifted as well and takes the opportunity to hug Nintendo too. Happy boy.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...well, maybe. but look. cake. being cut-" "Um. Where did the piece of cake go?"

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." Nintendo grins... a little too widely. "I'm going to murder my step-brother one of these days!" "...don't worry about it. That's just Lark. He does that." [9:09 PM] Nintendo curls his wing around, hugging Mercury back. Because nobody can resist the cuddles.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...huh." if they're unsettled by the too wide grin, they hide it fairly well. "I bet Jack could do that." Enigmatic observations!

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "Can confirm, he is also full of crimes!" Mercury giggles, nuzzling the wing.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...yes, but mostly fun crimes." plus, had done so much for their family- Blue smiles at the sight of their Nintendo, Mercury, and Archer, all being snuggly. "...so, what was this about your dad?"

salty darkness09/27/2020 "...what the fuck is a Jack?" Nintendo rolls his eyes, shrugging his shoulders. He may be pouting because he's not getting the cake anytime soon. "...anyway, a Paladin bitty named Coryn adopted me. I'm his kid now. Or something along the lines." "...kinda surprised they aren't here yet, honestly."

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...maybe he's in another area?" [9:41 PM] "...and a Jack is... a Jack. there's no other way to describe him."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 “Jack’s my friend!” Mercury smiles. “And uh, I think he says he was a Blueberror? Or something like that?”

salty darkness09/27/2020 "Oh." "...have I mentioned that I hate Swaps? Particularly glitched ones? Because I do."

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "..." "..." "Why?"

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 “Jack’s nice!” Mercury frowns, tentacles flicking. “He keeps me company when the world stops moving!”

salty darkness09/27/2020 The salty one gives Mercury a look. "That's creepy as fuck." "...and I just- don't like them. The one in our Multiverse is always up to no good, and he kinda fucked over my opinion on the entire lot."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "Oh!" Magnus looks up. "Yours is a Rogue! Yeah, those guys suck, I set ours on fire once." He looks very proud of himself.

salty darkness09/27/2020 "...I mean- he acts like one, but I don't think he technically is-??" [9:56 PM] He doesn't even seem surprised about the setting on fire.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "... someone gave you a flamethrower-" Blue mumbles, trying not to sound amused.

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "Well, if he's a biggie, then yeah." Magnus shrugs. "And in my defense, he was gonna kill Elisus and I was helping. Not kill him. Stop him. Yeah. That."(edited)

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." "Huh." Nintendo grins. "Aren't they violent? And murderous? And generally bloodthirsty?" "...awesome, now I have more threats and taunts to throw at his face."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "All of the yes." Magnus nods.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "You. Did enough to him." Bells denies flatly, pushing a piece of cake at the brother, seemingly from nowhere, "try anything like that again? and I will disown you. again." "...and also tell our boyfriend with the big glowy wings." ...aaand they're back flirting with their new hubby. Rude. "..." Blue looks at him for explanation.

salty darkness09/27/2020 Nintendo blinks, staring at the cake. He shifts Archer around, holding them in one arm, cake in the other. "..." "Well fuck you too, sib!"

He glances to Blue, ignoring Archer's babbles and protests as he holds the cake above and out of their reach. "I, uh. May have threatened to do a lot of physical violence to him once." "...so much so that he crashed and forgot literally everything."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "Wow." Magnus blinks. "Ours is uh, kind of doing done that at the moment."

salty darkness09/27/2020 Nintendo mutters something about also torturing him a little. Physically and mentally. ...even Archer looks vaguely concerned.

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 Magnus blinks, thinks back to Ink, remembers the time he pinned him in a corner and excitedly told him about all the stuff he did to his old owners until Magnus panic attacked so hard he threw up, then just shrugs. "K." Mercury looks, kind of concerned honestly, but just pats the biggie and the village bitties don't seem to give a fuck. Gold and Beryl however are hiding and have been for several minutes. Paladin is the only one who looks actually upset.

salty darkness09/27/2020 Nintendo looks confused. "..." "What? It was two months ago. He got his memories back. Pretty sure he doesn't even remember being almost-murdered. It's fine."

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 Now? Blue looks slightly more concerned. "...almost murdered?"

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." He laughs nervously. "I mean, uh. What." "..." "The Anons did most of it. Not me."

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "..." Blue looks down at their own cake, wherever the heck it came from, considering this. "...you sound nervous for not being responsible." they reflect. "-why were you threatening him anyway? that usually happens for a reason?"

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 Paladin also looks very interested in this.

salty darkness09/27/2020 Nintendo looks like he would rather be literally anywhere else. "..." "Before I say it, do you promise to acknowledge that, at the time, I was stupid and grumpy and really not thinking straight for a variety of reasons, most of all mental health issues?"

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "...yes." Paladin begrudgingly says.

salty darkness09/27/2020 Nintendo gives Blue a look. He may be waiting for them to promise too.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...okay. I promise." They agree, after a moment's quiet.

salty darkness09/27/2020 He laughs nervously, adverting his gaze. "...Bells was giving them attention, and I wanted that attention, so I... dragged him into the hallway and told him all the things I would, could, and will gladly do to him and his eventual desecrated corpse if he pulls that shit again...?"

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "..." "But, you didn't... right?"

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." "I didn't. But it did make him crash so hard he lost all of his memories for a week and a half straight."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "...do you regret it?" Paladin asks softly.

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." He doesn't answer.

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "...will you do it again?" Paladin tries.

salty darkness09/27/2020 Again, he doesn't answer.

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 “Okay.” Paladin sighs. “Mercury. Come here.” Mercury looks from Nintendo to his uncle, hesitates, then moves back over to Blue with a quiet apology.

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." Nintendo takes a step back. Archer makes a confused babbling noise of confusion.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 Blue hugs him, murmuring reassurance, before looking up at the inky one. "...and that was your only motivation? jealousy of your sibling?" "..." "You must be terrified of losing them."

salty darkness09/27/2020 Despite himself, he growls. "Shuddup."

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...that's a yes."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 “Please stay away from my family.” Paladin says evenly, squawking when Magnus repeatedly whacks him on the wing. “You are not the sole decision maker here.” He jabs his brother in the chest. “Calm your tits, you are not going to alienate my new child.” “But-” Magnus reaches up and slaps a hand over his mouth. “Shut the fuck up or I swear to the creator I will feed you your circlet.”

salty darkness09/27/2020 "..." The inky one seems a little confused... and still clearly worried about getting his ass kicked by a tiny justice man. "Your? New? Child??"

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 Blue smiles, just a little. "You may have noticed... adoption happens in our family. a lot. and at least half the time, the adopted is the last one to find out."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 “You are my child’s sibling and are therefore my child.” Magnus smiles, hand still over his now glaring brother’s mouth. “As long as you’re okay with it, that is.” His smile turns hopeful as he just straight up climbs his brother, slapping an arm over his eyes as well.

salty darkness09/27/2020 "...did-" Nintendo narrows his eyes. "Did you not hear the part where I psychologically tormented and abused my step-sibling?"

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "...I heard the part where you were terrified of losing someone you love. who also happens to be my child." Blue answers, watching him. "It makes me wonder what other lengths you've gone to for them."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 "If I stopped talking to everyone who's done fucked up shit I'd have like, four people to talk to." Magnus shrugs, pointing dropping his chin on Paladin's growl-rumbly soul. "Pal. Nightshade." The rumbles stop and Paladin crosses his arms, huffing.(edited)

salty darkness09/27/2020 The inky one is quiet for a moment. "...I, uh..." He shrugs. "I fought off Black 2.0 for them once. Does that count?"

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "..." "I. I'd say that counts." They may look a little pale at the admission.

salty darkness09/27/2020 "...I'm guessing you know what it does?" he sounds... distant. Almost a little scared.

with-bells-upon09/27/2020 "I uh, have made it a point to know the color effects, yeah. Our Ink is generally only dangerous when he needs to be- but, size doesn't keep him from being deadly when he does need." "...mostly he's just, prankstery, and stuff. I can't imagine how terrifying he'd be if he was affected by that stuff."

Askbittyerror09/27/2020 The bitties also look a bit pale. "Yikes." Magnus mutters, trying to imagine an even more menacey Ink.

salty darkness09/27/2020 The salty one is... quiet. So, so quiet. His voice seems to crack a little. "I, um. Yeah. It- it really is." "...don't... don't ever let him near that stuff. Or any Ink alternate, actually. Period."