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To peepaw (you can probably guess who cause memes): Why are you still here bro 😭 how are you not a pile of ashes by now


#fnaf au#fnaf ceaseless#fnaf#fnaf security breach#five nights at freddys#five nights at freddy's security breach#fnaf fanart#security breach#fnaf helpi#helpi fnaf#Helpi does not know memes#peepaw#Mister Afton is not here at the moment if you'd like to leave a message#confused mouse#fnaf fandom
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(Slaps my Tumblr) ROXICA HCS AM I RIGHT
Roxanne Wolf (She/Her - Transfem - Lesbian)
Glamrock Chica (She/Her - Cisgender - Bisexual)
CUDDLES. CUDDLES ALL THE TIME. Roxy finds Chica's feathers SUPER SOFT and therefore PDA is a MUST have
Chica is like the best cook and Roxy can like work a microwave
Nicknames galore! Roxy's favorite for Chica is Chickpea and Chica's favorite for Roxy is Puppy
Some may think Roxy is the big spoon but NO CHICA IS
Roxy is super overprotective and loyal for her bird gf it's a lil scary
The two of them used to love covering songs with one another, but Roxy got SOOOOO mad due to Chica's upgrade that now Roxy sings love songs to Chica in order to componsate
If the wolf's having an emotional moment, Chica cuddles her and sways her back and forth. Works like a charm every time too
Chica's favorite food is pizza obviously, but Roxy is more of a burger fan. They have ways to have both of course
Chica makes gifts for Roxy, which she keeps all of them no exception
If anyone called Roxy anything masculine that isn't 'bro' or 'dude', Roxy WILL spiral- but Chica will help her make sure it doesn't get to her head
They workout together!
They're goofy enough to wear matching shirts
Monty finds them both annoying when they're on a date
Roxica Gatorbun double dates anyway!
The first one outside of the two to realize they were both dating was Bonnie. The last was Freddy (he's dumb)
Roxy has a secret love for overally romantic dates. She doesn't want the others except Chica to know
Yes they've adopted Cassie next question
Chica is a wine aunt... Roxy is the rum aunt
They get drunk together a LOT- and Vanessa can swear she heard heavy clanking in Chica's room-
They send cat memes to one another a lot of the time
Roxy rambles about human shows to her ALLL OF THE TIME
Chica's more of a listener then a talker, but she doesn't mind that at all
"Hey Chickpea look at this drawing I made" "Roxy that's a penis" "Eyyyy"
Yeah no it's not surprising that Roxy's humor is a little vulgar, and she even taught Cassie the FUCK word :D
Inside jokes between the both of them. They make them specifically around Monty a lot because he does a similar thing
Roxy has anger issues and Chica has constant stress on her mind
TRAUMA DUMPING GIRLFRIENDS YAAAAASSSSS
When they were shattered, Roxy could tell it was Chica from her touch. She got used to Chica's shattered whirrs and crunches after a little bit
Fazbear Entertainment has no clue they're dating despite them not hiding it. Helpy sees them making out and he's like "Yep just some gal pals :D"
Gregory: PACK IT UP SKITTLE SQUAD
Roxy has indeed gotten jealous before with Chica finding Freddy even the slightest bit attractive (but now she's open with sharing the bird with the himbo bear)
Chica is VERY vocal about how much she loves her doggy gf
Yeah I have a LOT more but my fingers hurt from all this typing so if this gets enough likes I will make a part 2. Hope you like them ^^
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf security breach#glamrock#fnaf sb#roxanne wolf#glamrock roxanne#fnaf roxanne#roxanne security breach#glamrock chica#fnaf chica#chica security breach#glamrock freddy#freddy is mentioned#montgomery gator#he's also mentioned#glamrock bonnie#he is also ALSO mentioned#gregory fnaf#cassie fnaf#roxy x chica#chica x roxanne#roxica#headcannons#headcanon#my headcanons#i ship it#shipping#gay robots#lesbian
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Plushtrap sketch dump (along with some stupid memes of him I've doodled)
Plushtrap is sent to the nightmares after losing his parents to two separate incidents, since then it's been three years and he's now 13 (and heavily traumatizedtm).
At this time point in the AU the nightmares are also 3 years older, 37, 35, 39, and 35 respectively, Spring Bonnie (who is then Springtrap) would be 38 and Fredbear (who is then Golden Freddy/Goldie) would be 39. The Freddles are then 8 years old as well. (Age gets so confusing omg so bare with me if I make a inconsistency, please tell me if you notice one that I'm stupid to)





Plushtrap is heavily aggressive, not because of his nature but because of trauma, he gets in fights regularly and constantly argues with Nightmare. Despite the help he's given by all around, nothing ever seems to calm down his aggressive responses even if he doesn't want to be aggressive himself. Plush will meet other kids at this time but will heavily push anyone away, Helpy does tries his best to befriend him.
His relationship with the nightmares varies from who it is.
Nightmare: Highly aggressive with, can't stand to be around and argues almost every time they speak.
Bellatrix: Adores greatly for the simple fact that Bellatrix's voice sounds similar to Spring's voice, although Bells is a mute, Plush asks time to time for Bells to tell him a story for comfort.
Cassiopeia: Terrified deeply of her, he's not quite sure why he's terrified of her but it's so much so that he will hide from her or if he's confronted by her, he'll people please until she leaves him alone. However, Cass is deeply heartbroken at the fact he's scared of her.
Felis: On a neutral standing with him, treats him with respect out of him being his uncle yet stays distant from Felis. Plush doesn't know why he can't speak to Felis.
Now for some meme doodles of my lil baby boy



(if you have any questions about Plush or want to ask him something, the ask box is always open!)
#Roxy_'s art#five nights at freddys#fnaf#fnaf human#human fnaf#fnaf au#fnaf gijinka#plushtrap#fnaf 4#fnaf fanart#doodle#lore dump
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i decided to start making incorrect Fnaf quotes again just for the heck of it. Probably gonna have some quotes I've used before but it's been a long time so eh-
(Basically I just use a generator to get quotes from but I put the characters in manually)
Roxy: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason. Roxy: Me too!
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Golden Freddy: Between Chica, Bonnie, Freddy, and Foxy -- if you had to -- who would you punch? The Puppet: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Golden Freddy: Freddy? The Puppet: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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Gregory, grinning: Before you were what? Vanessa: Before I was- Gregory: What? Vanessa: Before I was inter- Gregory: Before you were interrupted? Vanessa: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Gregory: What? Vanessa: *makes frustrated sound* Glamrock Freddy, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you.
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Bonnie: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Chica: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Bonnie: I like the way you think.
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Sun, near tears: Please, Gregory, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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Daycare Attendant (either form): Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Gregory: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
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Toy Freddy: I have a problem. Toy Chica: Kill it. Toy Freddy: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Michael Afton: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*
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Toy Chica: He's the boy of my dreams! Chica: You say every boy is the boy of your dreams. Toy Chica: I have a lot of dreams.
(high school years be like-)
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Michael Afton: Didn't you die?! Springtrap: That was years ago, son. Things change.
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Roxy: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
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The Puppet: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Golden Freddy: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Mangle: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Foxy: You and me! Mangle: *tearing up* Ok.
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Michael Afton: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. William Afton: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Bon-Bon: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. Funtime Freddy: Oh, that was all real. Bon-Bon: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! Funtime Freddy: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.
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Helpy: Truth or dare? Michael Afton: Truth. Helpy: How many hours have you slept this week? Michael Afton. Michael Afton: Dare. Helpy: Go to sleep. Michael Afton: I don't like this game.
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William Afton, to Henry Emily: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
(dude just can't accept the divorce smh my head-)
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Golden Freddy: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Mike's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Elizabeth Afton: Why is our brother crying? Michael Afton: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Crying Child: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Elizabeth Afton: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Crying Child: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Elizabeth Afton: NO, NOT THAT!
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Crying Child: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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Vanessa: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Glamrock Freddy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Gregory, whispering: Because I have little hands. Glamrock Freddy: Because he has little hands. -
Freddy: Who hurt you? Michael Afton: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Freddy ...Yes, actually.
(I like scenarios of "FNAF 1 but Mike talks" ok-)
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Toy Bonnie: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Jeremy Fitzgerald: Bees? Toy Bonnie: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! Jeremy Fitzgerald: Wait- *Toy Chica approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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William Afton: *gets set on fire and screams in agony* William Afton: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
(bastard-)
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Henry Emily: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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Bonnie: I think I need a hug... Freddy: Good thing I'm hug-shaped! *45 minutes later* Bonnie: You... you can let go now. Freddy: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Golden Freddy: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! The Puppet: It's kind of complicated, but Afton- Golden Freddy: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Ballora: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.
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Ennard: Oooh, a train! Michael Afton: We’re in a train station, Ennard.
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Chica: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Golden Freddy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Foxy: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Gregory: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Roxy: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
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The Puppet: I am going to need you to swear- Golden Freddy: Fuck. The Puppet: The Puppet: ...swear as in promise.
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Henry Emily: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Michael Afton: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
#Btw: idk why I started imagining the puppet and freddy not getting along#But I think it's mainly because of the end-of-night cutscenes in Fnaf 2 xmmdmdmdmd#fnaf#incorrect quotes#incorrect Fnaf quotes
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fnaf? (obligatory) for the meme
also homestuck?
blorbo (favorite character): i am so obsessed with michael afton. when i learned the player character of sister location was the shithead brother from fnaf 4 and the son of the purple guy my third eye opened and i got so invested in the series. mike did that.
scrunkly (my baby): HELPY helpy is my angel and i love him. seeing him brings me joy. in pizza sim when you fuck up the ballpit minigame and helpy breaks his back i cry laughing every time
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): i think all my faves are probably properly rated and appreciated. except like. the entirety of fnaf 4. (yeah yeah i know everyone thinks the nightmare animatronics are overdesigned and "not scary anymore" because of it but also i think that most people agree that 4 is the scariest in the series so. which is it. i see Nightmare and i piss myself. what do you want.)
glup shitto (obscure fave): Plushtrap. not necessarily as like. his own character or anything but i think in the context of fnaf 4 plushtrap can hold some really interesting metaphorical weight. like... youre playing as the son of a serial killer, and there's a part in the game where you can be spared some torment if you're able to perfectly anticipate the movements of a monster??? Hm.
poor little meow meow (“problematic” fave): they should give gregory a real gun and he should get to shoot as many animatronics as he wants.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): im putting william afton in the plinko as we speak
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): at the bottom of the plinko is the gate to superhell but it does nothing. he always comes back baby!
for homestuck:
blorbo (favorite character): DAVESPRITE. look im a big dave stan. all versions of dave. alpha, beta, candy, meat. all of them. but davesprite is very special to me. the original blorbo. imagine leaving behind your doomed timeline so you can stop past you from making your same mistakes and then you just have to watch a different version of yourself succeed. and also youre a bird now
scrunkly (my baby): HARRY ANDERSON EGBERT. i love john and roxy’s gay ass musical theater son. what a cute guy
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley. a lot of people hated her but a lot of people in the homestuck fandom are filled with hate and couldnt stop consuming a piece of media they didnt like. i loved Yiffy and i wish i could have seen what her deal was.
glup shitto (obscure fave): Tagora Gorjek, from Friendsim! this one should come as no surprise to people who played friendsim lmao. of course i love the slimy unethical lawyer with “used care salesman” energy. i also liked the hot clown. also unsurprising
poor little meow meow (“problematic” fave): I really liked HS^2 Dirk! I know a lot of people were Big Mad about it and thought it was reversing all his character development from HS, but personally i found him really grating in HS and really compelling in HS^2. Like. idk realizing/deciding that the thing that will save your whole universe is someone needs to be a villain and youre the only one really qualified to do it, salvation through damnation, i will martyr myself by never letting anyone know im a martyr. its good shit. i love that.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I really love Eridan and I really love Equius but i also wanna put them each in a jar and shake them around
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): I hate Caliborn, and not in a fun haha way but like he genuinely made me so uncomfortable that I stopped reading Homestuck for like 9 months.
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Heyyyy I have a question :3
Do you have any headcanon/s for these character : Scraptrap, Scrap Baby, Lady Dimistrecu, the three daughter of Lady D, Heisenberg and/or Molten Freddy ? :3
You don't have to do all the proposition, you can choose what character you want to do :3
Have a good day/evening and stay safe ! :3
*Cracks knuckles* \(^v^)/
You already know I'm doing all of them! Thank you for the ask! Headcanons under the cut!
FNaF6
Scraptrap
He loves rice and would do anything to get his paws on it. Fortunately, the pizzeria is quite close to a Chinese restaurant so rice is easy to get.
He orders a rice-based menu at least three times a week, so the owners aren't at all that surprised to see a tuxedo-clad zombie-rabbit come in and ask for their signature fried rice with buttered lobster on the side.
Since he like to dine-in there, he usually asks Michael to give him a bath in exchange for pizzeria improvements. Michael usually shrugs and gives him a well-deserved bubble bath and his tuxedo.
He likes it when Michael gives him head pats and rubs. It makes him feel loved and appreciated.
He has a pet pigeon named Fernando Buschmann. It's German and likes to listen to the violin.
He likes ASMR and memes. ASMR makes him go feral with murderous intent while memes make him question the modern generation.
He has social media accounts, all named "Willton-Moldover". He usually posts cosplays and furry art on them and has 93 followers on his Reddit profile, 1.5 million followers on his Instagram, 550 followers on his Tumblr, 35 on his Snapchat, and 3.95 million on his TikTok.
He also has a YouTube channel with 10.784 million subscribers called "Willton-Gameover". He plays videogames one-handed and roasts popular YouTubers and famous people. He would never roast Keanu Reeves though, because Keanu Reeves is precious bean.
Due to his popularity he gets a lot of hate mail and private pics. He doesn't like them at all so he blackmails the people who post them. And if the media and police are involved? Well, he has a strong fanbase that's not going down as well as a good alibi so that works out well for him.
Yes, his fanbase also knows of the Fazbear Murders, and he admits to it but frankly, he's shown them the approving ghost kids (who've bonded and gamed with him) so that's no big deal. Only Cassidy hates him, but it's usually constipated anger.
He's bisexual and has an ENORMOUS crush on one of his favourite game characters, Karl Heisenberg. Something about that man reminds him of himself and Henry, although he's not sure what. Still, don't let that distract you from the fact that he owns a nude Karl Heisenberg body pillow, CAPCOM official.
Scrap Baby
Her favourite Monster High doll is Draculaura. She doesn't understand how pink goes well with black but oh boy, pink goes so well with black.
She knows how to skateboard like a pro. Despite her weight, her trusty skateboard still stands and, if she falls, she's always got her skates to spare. She likes to impress the boys at the skatepark with her ability to perform even the most difficult of moves with ease.
She's subscribed to fifteen different tabloid subscriptions. She likes to read them and criticize the stupidity of the human race, like her father. Hey, it's hereditary.
The lights in her boobies glow in the dark. They also glow whenever she gets tired.
She likes reading furniture and gardening catalogues. She's judgy of the prices though and usually becomes a full-on critic with Lefty listening.
She owns a crab named Mr. Tootie. No I will not elaborate on the name. I'll only tell you that it's taken a liking to kazoos and party favours.
She's listed as the No. 1 Best Fan of her father's social media accounts. Michael's in nineteenth place but don't worry, he's as emotionless as a mushroom.
She likes to make origami lotuses. She's such a pro at it that she's even got a mini-stall at the pizzeria: 1 lotus for 50 cents. It's a lucrative business, and it's still growing. Oh, and she switches to other origami works of art every week such as origami guns and origami nine-tailed foxes.
She's the Restaurant Rescue manager. Usually she saves kids from trouble. For this reason, yes, she's commonly seen in the pizzeria itself. Kids love her though the claw worries the more irksome parents.
She's a professional Karen dealer. Karen comes to see the manager? She's hypnotically talented in weaving her words through the toughest of craniums so don't be surprised if a Karen walks out with a new viewpoint of life.
She performs on stage on the occasion, which usually gets her a lot of fan love. She cherishes everything good they give but ignores the problematic everythings. Problematic stuff? Oh, she's good friends with the police chief.
Molten Freddy
He loves noodles. Give him a bowl of ramen and he'll shut up for the entire night. Enter him in a noodle-eating competition and his high metabolism rate means absolutely non-stop spaghetti.
He misses Bon-Bon very much. To the point where he's even tried to make a scrap version of him. Sadly, it doesn't work. He cried that day.
He dies inside whenever he finds out there's a spaghetti shortage in Utah. Poor Molten.
He's a bit wonky, but if he tries to play with you or get into your personal space, don't get mad at him! He's just lonely and wants someone to talk to and play with.
He likes to play Exploding Kittens. It's the only card game he's good at. It's also the only card game he owns.
He sees Helpy as a little brother and boops his nose on a daily basis. He also likes to reenact The Lion King with him (It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiife~). Hopefully Helpy doesn't mind.
He knows a lot of jokes in a lot of languages. So German-speaking Molten Freddy wouldn't be too far away from expectation. His favourite jokes are in French though; the wordplay is just immaculate.
He's good in French, English, German, Russian, and Malay. He's currently learning Japanese because he's a mega weeb.
His favourite cartoon is Charlie and Lola. He just likes to see the sibling shenanigans as it somehow reminds him of the good old days.
His favourite shows would be prankster shows. He especially loves the ones that give him new and creative ideas. He doesn't like the scary ones though. They make him feel unsafe and give him anxiety.
Surprisingly, he has a distinct taste for opera. He can modulate the remnants of his voice box to perfectly sing I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General. This both pisses off and impresses Henry to an extent.
Resident Evil 8
Lady Dimitrescu
She might act like the opposite but she really loves Heisenberg as her little brother. His determination, strength, speed, dexterity, and workaholic nature impresses her, who can't even fit through a doorway. She sometimes wishes she's as short as him too.
She's an avid collector of glass, porcelain, and anything fragile. It's a good reason to always be careful where you tread in her lair. She'll make you swallow every last shard if you don't.
She's an avid romance fanatic and is very loving towards the romance novels she owns. All those books you see in the in-game library? They're her collection of lesbian romances that she's collected over the past decades.
She doesn't like hats and prefers to stick to the one she wears in-game. She DOES have a collection of hats though. Last anyone counted, there were over fifty, one or two for each decade she's lived through.
She files her nails on a constant basis and owns an ornately decorated nail-clipper. Hygeine is of the utmost importance. She doesn't want to be compared to that filthy Heisenberg.
Despite her size and carefulness she keeps losing her stuff. Over the course of a week she could misplace three wine glasses, two reading glasses, and fifteen bottles of wine.
She's an expert at dodgeball and golf and even owns a lifetime access to the most prolific Country Club in Romania. With permission from Mother Miranda she goes there every year for the yearly party. It's one of the times she gets to see modernity (and Ed Sheeran) at its finest.
She loves bands from the 1920s and 1940s. However, she gets bored of them occasionally and switches them to something more modern, like Ed Sheeran. Seriously though, what is up with mums and Ed?
She's into executions and torture methods. So it's no surprise that she's a HUGE fan of Horrible Histories; even if she can't watch the show, she'll binge-read the books over and over again. She's even had the chance to encounter (and receive an autograph from) Terry Deary. They have sworn a bond not to tell anybody about this.
She loves exotic animals like anacondas and jaguars. She may or may not have owned a 10ft long Saltwater Crocodile (which was also about 5ft wide).
She's an incredible physicist and mathematician. She's also created many original formulae but unsurprisingly, she doesn't tell anyone about them, for fear that either more people may know of her, or that she may be wrong.
Dimitrescu Babes
They can devour an entire human being in mere seconds as flies. It's sort of like the scarab beetles in The Mummy movies. However, unlike the beetles, they are able to strip the bones as well. They leave nothing behind.
They all know how to play the piano with varying levels of success. Daniela can already play professionally while Bela is still stuck on Grade 5.
They love to listen to their mother when she tells them stories. Gotta hand it to 'em, when you're a fly, you know how to enjoy life in its most simple of moments.
They all love being around the hunky Soldats of Uncle Karl. Fortunately, they don't know of the rebellious plan to conquer Miranda.
Bela is bisexual, Cassandra is asexual and pansexual, and Daniela is demisexual.
It gets hard when you're a fly during the summer. If it's not the lizards, spiders, and other predators, it's the heat. Because of this, despite the material waste, they have invented the world's first blood-powered air conditioner.
The three girls have never ever ever touched a stove or oven in their life. They HAVE touched the hot end of an iron though. A good reason to not touch a bloody oven. Alcina has though, but doesn't tell them that.
They love puppies! Uncle Karl brought them a baby labrador. For the rest of the week Alcina had lost quite a bit of favour from them. Not that they minded of course. IT'S A PUPPY.
They don't like snow one bit. Not just because it's cold, but because it's too white. Too bright. Too shiny. They just can't focus on their prey!
They like to go over to Auntie Donna to play with Angie. Well, you know what they say, crazies attract the crazies, and the crazy has attracted the crazies.
They also like to go to Uncle Moreau's because he's the only one in the village with a PS4. Usually they'd spend about three-quarters of a day playing his games and eating his cheese.
Karl Heisenberg
He owns a dark blue armchair named Junkyard. Despite the name, he loves it dearly because it was a gift from Alcina for his twenty-first birthday. It became part of his final transformation too. Right under the hat.
He's a little blind in the right eye, much to his annoyance. It was a minor accident with Sturm; another reason for him to hate the uncontrollable wretch. He'll never live that day down.
Somehow, he sees better in the dark, which is why he wears such tinted glasses. He also wears them to hide his expressions, since, more often than not, he tends to end up wearing his heart on his sleeve, and his emotions in his eyes.
He's under a lot of pressure so it's no surprise that he breaks down in his factory when he knows he's alone. And by break down I mean crumple into an exhausted heap on the floor. Not even his Soldat Jet squad can wake him up until he's had a reasonable eight hours of rest.
He bathes once a day, every evening, but only three times a week. Perfume, tobacco, and cologne keep care of the rest.
He's the only Lord with a daily contact with the outside world due to his electrical abilities. Don't tell Miranda, but he can electrically CONNECT TO GOOGLE AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN GENERAL. He likes to play funny YouTube cat videos in his head when Miranda's having a boring meeting. It's also how he finds out that Chris is a boulder-punching asshole.
He does stimming! He likes to tap his fingers on his desk and the metal rails in his factory. He also buys stim toys from the Duke and keeps them in a well-kept box. His favourite is a non-ripping squishable toy duck. He also sings to chill out.
He's absolutely in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, and may have once believed in the pizzeria's existence. Come on, he's a mutated Overlord with magical magnet powers. Children souls stuck inside animatronics isn't too far-fetched of an idea. His favourite characters are the Funtimes and the Scraps, mainly because of the blueprint complexity. He HAS tried to replicate the animatronics in his spare time, but he's usually too busy with his Soldats so the project gets scrapped. He loves The Living Tombstone's songs and remixes though.
He doesn't like William Afton at all (though he marvels at his survivability). William's nature and habits remind him of Mother Miranda. He DOES however enjoy Michael Afton and often thinks how it would be absolutely amazing to have that resilient being in his Soldat army.
He's scared of what lurks below the watery depths and fire. Ironic because his brother is a literal fish and he works in one of the most hazardous fire-conducting environments. He's also scared of heights, though he doesn't get airsick.
He once died due to a killing electric shock whilst working on Sturm. It's the only time he's felt that sort of pulsing agony and also the first time he's had the confirmation that yes, Hell is real and yes, he'll end up in quite a dark pit in it. Or it could've been an electric dream, who knows? Anyways his soul apparently ran towards the opposite direction of the flames and he woke up alive after the passing of FIVE ENTIRE WEEKS. Oh boy did Alcina get worried when she couldn't find him.
Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoy!
#Next up on the OG post list: TF3 Meeting Headcanons#heisenberg#karl heisenberg#dimitrescu#lady dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#fnaf6#ffps#scraptrap#scrap baby#molten freddy#re8#resident evil village#resident evil 8#headcanons#fnaf#fnaf pizzeria simulator#golden answers
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