#Hello!!!?!??!

[mindonmymoneyandmoneyonmymind]

i know i said this 1000x time but indulge me once more

IMAGINE

This boy that you were FORCED to have feelings for but actually ending falling madly in love with is captured. He is soo sweet and soo kind that he used his last dying breath to save you ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS!!!! He loved you before you even really knew he existed like that.

He gets kidnapped and he is all you can think about you see him getting weaker and weaker but he finally is returned to you unconscious. You cannot contain yourself to see him and tell him how much you love him and miss him and how sorry your are about everything that has happened to him...you shrug off the fuck boy from your hometown (who rescued him for you because he realized he didn't stand a chance) to see him wake up. He wakes up and IMMEDIATELY STARTS CHOKING YOU OUT TO DEATH LIKE CRUSHING YOUR WINDPIPE

WHAT THE FUCK

[sboochi]

One of these days the yearning is gonna get them both killed

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[melittosphex]

Mouthwashing Good end! Jimmy they could never make me like you

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[wintercorrybriea]

hello kitty x algae

[wolfythewitch]

She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul

[paradoxolotl]

[the-golden-dragoness]

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

[guillotin3d]

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!