#Hellfire and Holy Water AU

[the-queen-who-should-have-been]

Visenya Velaryon

Hellfire and Holy Water AU

For @nyrathecruel

[otteranha]

This fandom needs that ole’ ran-outside-in-a-towel-and-accidentally-locked-myself-out-naked trope. Like… freshman year for the Party, pre-Spring break. There's construction being done on the room they normally hold Hellfire and the school won't give them an alternative spot. Dustin, Lucas & Mike convince Steve to let them have Hellfire at his house. Steve isn’t thrilled but he agrees.

Eddie isn’t thrilled either and he shows up early that afternoon to set up and get any gloves-off cruelty between him and Steve out of the way before the kids get there. Only to find that no one is answering the door. What gives, right?- if Harrington set this whole thing up to leave them all out in the cold, man fuck that. He goes around the back of the house, over the fence into the yard and finds Steve—

Steve was about to take a shower when he noticed the hot water wasn’t working. Calling the repairman would mean he’d have to talk to his dad, and he really wanted the hot water now and to talk to his dad never, so he grabbed a towel real quick and checked the water heater in the basement. No problem there. So he just popped out to check the water heater in the pool shed, because maybe it’s not just the house. And he didn’t put clothes on first because he thought he’d only be out there for a second. Except the door swung shut. And locked. His mom moves the hide-a-key periodically for “security purposes” and he has no idea where the damn thing is this month.

Not to worry. Steve's been sneaking out of his house since he was a whippersnapper. He can just climb in his bedroom window. Except he's been home alone for almost a month and hasn't needed to leave his window unlocked since he can come and go as he please. In other news the roof is covered in wet leaves and is much slipperier than usual. Fortunately he doesn't fall that far, nothing hurt but his pride (ok, and his ass will probably be black and blue for a while). Unfortunately when he fell the towel got snagged on the drain pipe and is now stuck on the roof. He'll have to climb back up and get it, then try to find some way back inside before the kids get there. But he needs a second- ok? So he flops back on one of the pool chairs, an arm draped over his eyes, nursing his injured dignity while he regroups.

And that's the scene Eddie Munson stumbles upon. Steve Harrington, sprawled out in all his glory like the goddamn Barberini faun. So a second boy takes a tumble on the Harrington property that afternoon, as the sight causes Eddie to lose his grip and his focus, and instead of vaulting the gate he topples forward over it and face plants on the cement pool deck.

"Shit!" "Fuck!"

"Sonofa- !"

"Holy shit man!" And so forth in that manner as Steve squawks in shock and covers himself. Then it registers who exactly the trespasser is and he abandons modesty and leaps, outraged, to his feet.

Eddie finds that in the face-plant he has bitten a noticeable bit off the tip of his tongue. Now he's standing, staring at a nude Steve Harrington, drooling blood all over his patio. If there's a classical statue of an Adonis posed with hands on hips looking wildly annoyed Eddie doesn't know of it. Any witty remark he could make about late September not being an ideal time for sunbathing au naturale is obstructed by his poor, bitten tongue, so Eddie has to settle for mere communication as he tries to ask Steve what the actual fuck he's doing?

"Came out to check the water heater and the door blew shut," Steve says sheepishly.

"Tho ou theck the plumbinth naketh?" Eddie raises an eyebrow.

Steve points to the roof. "I tried to get in through my window and slipped. Towel's stuck on the roof." A look of panic flashes into his eyes, "Wait- if you're here- what time is it? Oh shit, are the kids on the way?"

Eddie shakes his head. "I came by eahly tho thet uth." He holds up one finger, gesturing Steve to wait, then plucks a safety pin from his vest and kneels to examine the patio door. It takes him only a few minutes to finagle it open and he turns sliding the door wide with a flourish. "Entrez-vous," he asks gallantly, but it comes out "Enthreth-vouth?" and Steve just gives him a confused look as he stalks past into the house.

Instead of dashing up the stairs to dress Steve points Eddie toward the kitchen, while he snags a towel from the powder room in passing- not quite large enough, but better than nothing. Steve gestures Eddie to sit while he hands him a wet paper towel and wraps an ice pack in a clean dish towel. Eddie tends to his bloody mouth, though without the distraction it's an ordeal to keep his eyes from wandering over Steve's physique. Not good. It's not the locker room, no herd to hide amongst, no plausible deniability that he wasn't staring at anyone in particular. Because Steve Harrington is a Rodin, a Donatello, a goddamn Michelangelo. Steve Harrington is killing him. Killing him.

"You can set everything up in the dining room. I'll be upstairs," says the Rodin, the Donatello, the goddamn Michelangelo. "And keep icing that mouth. Last thing I need is for Mike Wheeler to decide he's leading this dog and pony show because you can't do your little incantations or whatever."

He turns and bounds for the stairs. Eddie watches him go. And yeah, that towel does not wrap all the way around. Not even close.

[xxroleplayfanaticxx]

Looking for aziracrow rp? Interested? Dm me! Or like this post.

I can be either.

I am semi-literate to advanced literate.

No oneliners, no controlling my character and no being OP or Helpless.

I am rather kinky friendly and am ok with nsfw (though i am a heavy bottom) nsfw is not a must! But i am down for it.

Some plots in mind but don’t have to be used;

HEADCANON:

My Aziraphale is autistic

My Crowley has adhd

My Crowley can change snake species at will.

-ineffable wives?

-Fallen Aziraphale au (memory loss)

-Swan princess au.

So this au, is basically like normal at first. Aziraphale and crowley, Angel and demon. Everything’s normal. Until Crowley accidentally walks on a ancient demon territory, called the Garden of Fate. When he walks into it he is bound by a curse to the garden. In which he changes. The curse makes him think he is the guardian of the garden and he has to stop anyone from infiltrating or disrupting the peace of the garden.

He can leave the garden but by sunset no matter what he’ll end up back at the garden.

And each day is like a gamble. Because some days the curse makes him not remember anything besides the knowledge that he’s the guardian of the garden and needs to protect the garden from anybody.

And some days he’s just normal. He remembers everything, his friends and such but still hears very vague orders from the curse to tell him to protect the garden if anybody enters it.

Hope this makes sense…

And I have my own version for if Aziraphale happened to suffer the fate instead!

-Aziraphale is taken by heaven after he gets in the elevator hes straight up tortured. And maybe crowley saves him but aziraphale of course is fucking traumatized.

-Aziraphale is legit thrown into the void for punishment for his actions. By the time hes finnaly brought out hes practically shattered mentally and basically its crowley helping put him back together.

-after finding out about Aziraphale and Crowley’s many schemes and such they decide to kill two birds with one stone. Heaven and hell working together to basically use their control to force Crowley to kill Aziraphale (who either dies and maybe gets reincarnated as a human) and or metatron takes his essence splitting it into two. One part basically works for heaven (being his loyal side) and then the other part, the true parts of Aziraphale such as his love for Crowley and Earth stays stuck in an amulet on a shelf.

basically After aziraphale and Crowley stop the second armageddon heaven and hell has had enough. Aziraphale is requested to appear at the church. Aziraphale finds himself unable to move once he walks inside facing the wrath of heaven and hell. His body being burnt with hellfire and consumed with holy water as his body starts to hurt along with his wings. Crowley was also requested to show up and upon him showing up Crowley sees aziraphale who calls for his help. But in Crowleys panic he runs away. Leaving aziraphale to suffer the wrath of heaven and hell. And Gabriel basically manipulates Aziraphale. Telling him Crowley left him, he was the reason he suffered. Becoming somewhat of an equivalent to Gabriel’s “extra weapon.” Heaven and hell using him to continue the process of starting armageddon. Crowley hasn’t seen him in years because of the guilt. But eventually, they meet again. (I changed it up a bit because it was a bit rushed and stuff)

I wanna do Aziraphale Werewolf x Vampire Crowley.

Or

Human Aziraphale x vampire Crowley

Or

Human Crowley x werewolf Aziraphale

[comic based plots]

Eden Crowley and Aziraphale meet their present versions.

I am down for memory loss on both crowley and azi aswell

Alexandria 48 BC

oopsie Omens (comic)

Maybe a rp of oopsie omens meeting good omens?

Inner demons (comic)

I have more but👉👈 also some of them are short and sloppy because well. (They are able to be edited and changed for both parties liking!)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Amazing Grace: Church AU

Direct sequel to "Demon in the Chapel pt. 2" over in the jail. Roughly one month later. Buckle up, buttercups. This is long.

Blake: (walking through the abbey to the chapel) I still can't believe you're walking around like that.

Yang: (following Blake) Like what?

Blake: Like you're a priest or something.

Yang: What? I give a mass here and there and all of a sudden I can't be pious?

Blake: That's not the point-

Adam: Ah, Father Yang, Sister Blake, good to see you both attending this evening's ceremony.

Blake: (scowls at Adam)

Yang: That sounds awfully pointed. I've been attending most services since getting here.

Adam: But our lovely sister here (stares pointedly at Blake) hasn't. I hope your illness is on the mend.

Blake: Go choke on holy water.

Adam: (glowers) .....I hear Reverend Mother Maria apparently called in a favor to have a specialty choir come to perform today. Perhaps you've heard of them? They call themselves the Holistic Singers.

Yang: (blinks) A lovely group.

Adam: (scours Yang's body language) Then I look forward to the show. (turns on his heel and enters the chapel)

Yang: (as soon as the coast is clear) Fuuuuuuuck!

Blake: What is it?

Yang: (muttering to herself) Of course, Sienna is just a human, but I wasn't told that Maria was here. Of course, she would call in a favor to the other angels. And of course the one angel that responds would- gah! Okay, calm down, Hellfire. Easy. This is fine.

Blake: Reverend Mother Maria is an angel?????

Yang: Hard to believe, huh? Actually, she's like... You know how there's The big boss downstairs and a few devils to help him reign in the sinners and demons?

Blake: Yes? Wait.... Maria is an archangel?

Yang: Holy shit. I forgot that was a word! Yeah, that's her! (acapella version of Amazing Grace starts up in the chapel, she takes a deep breath and sighs) Well... better face the music.

Blake & Yang: (step into the chapel and take their respective spots)

Blake: (staring at the three singers standing in front of the church choir in shock. A man with blonde hair and white suit stands to the right of a man with black hair, red eyes, black slacks and dress shirt under a white vest and white tie. To his left is a woman with wild, black hair, matching red eyes, and black and red dress) They're...beautiful.

Yang: (groans) Don't let them hear you say that.

Qrow & Raven: (smirk as they sing)

Yang: Too late...

Qrow: (steps forward for his baritone solo and gives a charming smile) 'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear. And grace my fears relieved. How precious did that grace appear. The hour I first believed. My chains are gone. I've been set free. My Lord, my Savior has ransomed me. And like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, Amazing grace.

Taiyang: (steps forward and follows with tenor and a few of the younger sisters giggle like school girls) The Lord has promised good to me. His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be. As long as life endures. My chains are gone. I've been set free. My God, my Savior has ransomed me. And like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, oh, Amazing grace.

Raven: (steps forward and starts substantially softer than expected, but has an almost seductive/sinister smirk on her lips as she sings) The Earth shall soon dissolve like snow. The sun forbear to shine. But He, Who called me here below. Will be forever mine!

Taiyang & Qrow: (bum rush the pews, grab Yang, and drag her up to the choir)

Yang: No! No! Come on, guys! No. Please.

Raven: (smirking as she finishes her solo and makes room for Yang)

Yang: (acting like a kicked puppy)

Raven & Yang: My chains are gone! I've been set free. My Lord, my Savior has ransomed me! And like a flood, His mercy rains!

Yang: (defeated) Unending love, Amazing grace.

Sienna: (as the song finishes) Thank you to our Reverend Mother Maria for putting together this lovely, unexpected inclusion to tonight's mass.

-The chapel empties at the end of Mass and Blake walks up to Yang, Qrow, Raven, and Taiyang-

Blake: Care to explain?

Yang: No. Not really.

Blake: (deadpan stare)

Yang: (sighs) Blake, this is my father, the angel, Taiyang.

Taiyang: (million dollar smile) Call me Tai, little lady.

Yang: My uncle, the Devil King of Limbo and all it's extensions, Qrow.

Qrow: (two finger waves) How's it going, kid?

Yang: (sighs) And the reigning Devil Queen of the Lust, Greed, Pride, and Wrath Circles, and my mother, Raven.

Raven: (gives Blake a once over and smirks before extending her hand) Pleasure's all mine.

Blake: (blushes as she hesitantly shakes Raven's hand) I...uh...see the resemblance....

Raven: Yang, did you never tell your little pet your title? Tsk! Tsk! (pinches Yang's cheek) My little Princess of the Anger and Lust circles.

Yang: Nyehhhhhh (slaps Raven's hands away like a cat)

Taiyang: Raven, be nice. The only reason Summer isn't here to help reign you in is because she had archangel duty. (to Blake) Sorry to leave so soon, but I was only given a few hours of Earth time. I'll try to make it back in time for the baby. (gives Blake a hug before disappearing into a beam of light)

Blake & Yang: Wait. The what now?

Qrow: (snorts and shakes his head before punching Yang's shoulder affectionately) I gotta go to. The big man downstairs wants to see me about whether or not anyone in Limbo can be transferred to Hell. Good luck, Hellfire. (gives a little hop and vanishes into gray mist)

Raven: (smiles smugly at Yang and Blake) Well, I guess it's up to me to explain. (to Blake) I'm surprised with how many children you've swallowed that one managed to make its way to safety. (claps sarcastically) Well done!

Blake: (jaw drops in a silent scream)

Yang: (flames slowly licking at her hair as her eyes flicker between purple and red)

Raven: (gives kisses to Yang and Blake's cheeks)

Blake: (red and black aura swirl around her belly along with a yellow and white aura) What in the name of Heaven?!

Raven: (clicks her tongue) Dammit, Tai beat me to it. Well, double protection wouldn't hurt it. See you both in about eight months. (steps back as a crevice breaks the floor and disappears into a wall of hellfire)

Blake: ...........

Yang: ..........you did ask for me to breed you...

-shadow slides across the wall in the distance-

[blazenfire223]

[ID in undercut]

Days 19-21

Day 19/20. Fire/Water- Zaraphim and Ario's plot matches similarly to Canon Aziracrow from season 1 so these are their executions.

Day 21. Moss- The kids sleeping peacefully on some moss and grass in the woods.

[ID 1/4: A traditional illustration. Ario is disguised as Zaraphim for his trial and he is grinning while being burnt up by Hellfire and says, "Hmm...Toasty." /End ID]

[ID 2/4: Zaraphim disguised as Ario for his trial. He is stripped down to just a shirt and shorts and is sitting in a bathtub filled with Holy Water. He is grinning. "This isn't what you expected, huh?" /End ID]

[ID 3/4: A traditional illustration of Calysta, Dakota, and Eden. They're all napping together on the grassy and mossy ground. Eden and Dakota are curled up against each other while Calysta is splayed out on the ground. /End ID]

[ID 4/4: The ineffable Reverse AU prompt list. There are 31 days. 1. Meet the cast, 2. Comfy, 3. Wound, 4. RIP, 5. First Meet, 6. Witch, 7. Weapon, 8. Mushrooms, 9. Memory, 10. Protective, 11. Tempt, 12. Spider, 13. Chains, 14. Sexy, 15. Picnic, 16. Star, 17. Poison, 18. Ancient Portrait, 19. Fire, 20. Water, 21. Moss, 22. Baked Goods, 23. Claws/Teeth/Talons, 24. Buttons, 25. Necklace, 26. Cross-over, 27. Magic, 28. Doll, 29. Sweets, 30. Happily Ever After, 31. Trick or Treat prompt list by @blazenfire223. They can be found on Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, artfol, youtube, and ao3. /End ID]

[double-j]

*STARDUST REBLOG CHALLENGE NOVEMBER WEEK 5 MASTERLIST*

[FOR ALL FICS, CHECK THE STARDUST REBLOG CHALLENGE TAG]

*reminder to please heed the author’s warnings on individual fics!*

~ splitting the list up into weeks this month because the post editor has been giving me a hard time ~

TGM: JAKE HANGMAN SERESIN FICS

more than this from @hangmanbrainrot

douche bag jar deposit: $50 (from the douche bag jar series) from @jupitercomet

what to expect p. 1, & p. 2 from @topguncortez

my girl p. 3 from @/ereardon

operation apollo p. 14 from @/sunlightmurdock

the third amendment from @gennyanydots

less talk p. 1, & p. 2 from @tongue-like-a-razor

out of the blue, clear sky p. 2 (this was both a fic rec and a coffee rec, and a re-read) from @theharddeck

signed away p. 9 from @seresinhangmanjake

damned (from the look away universe AKA sugar daddy jake) from @fuckyeahhangman

prompts 30+27 & 14 & 8+14 (from the house we share, plz read this series, it is perfect) from @rolycolysficrecs

in your dreams (part 2 to drink up, aka hangman loves a hurricane shot) from @/fandomxpreferences

please come home for christmas, & i'll be home for christmas from @madsnowstorm

grounded p. 5 from @enchanting-eloquence

until i found you, & is that okay with you?, & beginning of it all from @auroradawnwrites

"were you ever going to tell me?" from @/bradshawsbitch

she is both hellfire and holy water p. 6 from @chemistryread

settling (from the best benefits series which will have you ready to *lovingly* smack jake and val for their idiocy) from @writercole

something that will haunt me when you're not around (from the better man universe that will make you feel all the feelings) from @sweetlittlegingy

ego check, & just how far i'd go, & fuck, marry, protect thy love, & vows (from the to have & to hold series) from @ohtobeleah

is this a joke? p. 1 & p. 2 from @edensbuttercups

strip from @welcome-to-my-multiverse

back for more from @/seresinhangmanjake

kiss the sun (fight the fire) from @callsignvalley

a glimpse of us (get the tissues ready) from @call-sign-jinx

TGM: BRADLEY ROOSTER BRADSHAW FICS

come back p. 13 from @ereardon

the deployment diaries p. 9, p. 10, p. 11, & p. 12 from @roosterforme

christmas angel from @archivallyfound09

'cause no one breaks my heart like you (plz get out your tissues now) from @heartsofminds

lips on you from @/roosterforme

last hurrah from @cherrycola27

g.u.y. from @notroosterbradshaw

the lakehouse from @ayorooster

one for the history books p. 15, & p. 16 from @pisupsala

oops preview, p. 1, & p. 2 from @fandomxpreferences

safe and sound prologue, & p. 1 from @/fandomxpreferences

whiskey sour from @bradshawsbitch

afraid of flying p. 1, & p. 2 from @youvebeenlivingfictional

when all is said and done from @/sunlightmurdock

hollywoods bleeding preview, & p. 1 from @disturbedbeautywrites

TGM: ROBERT BOB FLOYD FICS

king of my heart from @croimilis

what are you thinking? (sobbing still tbh) from @/ereardon

all fun & games p. 1, p. 2, p. 3.1, & p. 3.2 from @purelyfiction

make it proper from @rassvetsky

office christmas party from @notroosterbradshaw

TGM: MISC FICS

safe zone p. 4 from @sunlightmurdock (love triangle w/ jake and bradley)

something in-between p. 7 from @/archivallyfound09 (love triangle w/ jake and bradley)

the one where episode one teaser from @/auroradawnwrites (friends au w/ the dagger squad)

NHL FICS

that which we are, we are p. 5 from @spine-buster

BINGO

[stargazingfromeden]

“mixtape don’t you have three wips to work on ??” SILENCE. woe, snippet of a crowley and hastur become friends kind of but it’s complicated au i’m debating writing more for be upon ye !!

With a snap, time was paused. He couldn’t believe he was actually considering this. It was very well known that Crowley hated that demon. Wanted him dead, actually. Viscerally so. After thousands of years of mistreatment and bickering, he’d be all too thrilled to let it happen, to let Heaven kick his amphibious ass with a vial of holy water while he watched.

As much as he wanted him gone, he remembered better than anyone who that bastard used to be. One of a pair. Hastur and Ligur. Heaven’s seemingly inseparable seraphs, twin flames sent spiralling into hellfire soon before Crowley himself had Fallen, who he’d split apart himself. He knew what that felt like now. It was torture. As much as he hated to admit it, he owed that wretch a favour.

He sighed. Would be a funny old world if demons went around trusting each other, but what was a little self sacrifice between immortal enemies?

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

Their first spring

Their first spring https://ift.tt/skgVb04 by Sillli Standing on the edge between hellfire and holy water, Dean is willing to do even the impossible to fulfill the oath he made centuries ago. AU in which Dean is a demon in love with an angel. Words: 1735, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Angel/Demon Relationship, Angels, Demon Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester Loves Castiel, Resentment, Drama, Romance via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/z8VsLag January 07, 2024 at 03:00PM

[dracox-serdriel]

The Scrapyard Apocalypse

A Good Omens AU Roulette (Dark Humor/Drama) Fic

In a world where discorporated souls routinely harass the living, two global services offer quick remedies for unsightly or hazardous hauntings: Heavenly Haunting Solutions, run by Gabriel St. Gabriel, and Hell Incarnate, Inc., run by Beelzebub Flylord.

Heavenly Haunting Solutions promises ghostly banishment in under two weeks, though Gabriel passes off the lion's share to Aziraphale.

Hell Incarnate, Inc. guarantees redirection of any spirit's malevolence to a specific target in two weeks. Rumor has it that wealthy clients can – for a hefty fee – be granted full control over a phantom, though the company has never officially offered such a service. It certainly doesn't offer soul-summoning or spirit-raising services, either, though many a conspiracy theorist has suggested otherwise.

Aziraphale and Crowley thwart their bosses on the regular and pretend to be in a relationship to divert any suspicions. But they're not actually in a relationship, of course. They just live together and spend all their time together to avoid being drown in holy water and immolated in hellfire by their bosses, okay?

At this rate, it would take the world ending for them to admit otherwise.

Written for the AU Roulette Challenge (Hard Mode).

Read it on AO3

[reloha]

Okay, I only got into Good Omens fanfics after I watched season two, so I haven't read a lot, but here are some. You have to join AO3 to read some of these. (Actually, this seems like a lot, now that I see them all here.)

let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) by thehoyden

This A beautiful story that starts out back when they worked in Heaven, weaving through the years, canon compliant to the show, and finishes a little after the first-season finale, so at that point it diverges from where the show is now.

In the Pocket of the Universe by indieninja92

That night in 1941--based on information we had as of season one--the first chapter is basically a one-shot covering this; the second takes place years later. (Second chapter is explicit.)

Be Contrite, O Selfish Heart by BeautyGraceOuterSpace

Aziraphale takes care of a traumatized Crowley, who thinks about all of his (self-perceived) sins.

Post-season one

In Plain Sight by LollipopCop

When the archangels suspect some trick played by Aziraphale and Crowley regarding their immunity to holy water and hellfire, Aziraphale claims it's because they are lovers and their essences have mixed--now they have to fake date. There are two pieces in this series, one from Crowley's POV and one from Aziraphale's.

Post-season two: short pieces

7 minutes in heaven by waddlesthejoghog

Muriel uses literature to get Crowley and Aziraphale back together.

Back at the Bookshop by ScottishMushroom

Crowley and Aziraphale meet again.

How to Run a Bookshop by IneffableDoll

Muriel gets help from Crowley and finds Aziraphale's sketchbook.

The Other Bookshop by notastranger

Erotic bookshop owner, Agatha Flowers, is surprised to get a visit from her neighbor and fellow bookshop owner, Mr. Fell.

The Whickber Street Gossipmongers And Pubgoers Association Weekly Debate by satinstowaway

A cute fic where the shopkeepers association discusses Mr. Fell and his possible love life.

Modern Human AU

Illusion by ddagent

Summary: "Retired illusionist Aziraphale Crowley now spends his days hyping up his boyfriend, the Amazing Mister Fell."

Post-season 2: Dealing with all of the stuff

All Roads Lead Back by coal15

Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314

Moving Forward While Standing Still by Justanothernerdsstuff [first in a series]

Sympathy for the Angels by SazzyLJ

One crossover for a leap of faith:

Do Not Lose Hope by canadiankazz

This is one I haven't read yet, but it sounds very interesting, especially if you're into Sandman at all: Aziraphale is captured in a trap set for Death.

my bf and i are currently watching good omens 2 and (for obviously spoilery reasons) i haven’t yet gotten around to scouring ao3 for some ineffable husbands content SO when we are done i will be doing so. however if anyone sees this post and has any good recommendations PLEASE leave them for me!! i will read them!! those 2 are all ive been thinking about for the past 4 days LMAO

[the-queen-who-should-have-been]

Moodboard for Velaryon!Visenya by herself? I call my AU Hellfire and Holy Water AU

Posting now!

[lunafaeris-archive]

          /Since we’re on the subject:

          Could Luna have been better cast? I think not.

Bonus quote:

Anton: I don’t get it... why are all these criminals weirdly attracted to you?

Luna: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Can I ask what Ruby's role is/ where is Ruby in the Church AU?

You can ask whatever you want. Worst case scenario, I politely decline to answer. Not this time though!

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Blake and Yang: (laying in bed, post intimacy)

Blake: (head resting on Yang's shoulder with her hand on her chest, trying to catch her breath) How's your arm?

Yang: (breathing heavily as she brings up her right arm - the skin is slowly re-healing itself) It's doing fine. How are you? That was - uh - (blushes) Well... That was a lot. And it was very, very impressive.

Blake: (blushes) Yang, your arm dissolved into nothing after Adam threw holy water on it. I had to keep up with your injury and healing capabilities.

Yang: Oh?~ Is that why you mounted me like a horse and-

Blake: (slaps her hand over Yang's mouth) Let's not focus on that.

-Bright light engulfs the room and an angel with short, dark hair with red tips and silver eyes steps onto the floor-

Angel!Ruby: Yang!

Yang: (shoots up in bed) Ruby!

Angel!Ruby: (shields her eyes) Yang! Clothes! You're in your human form! I don't want to see that!

Yang: Not a chance! (jumps out of bed on wobbly legs and ensnares Ruby in a bear hug)

Angel!Ruby: Ewww!!! (flails her legs) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Yang! You're naked and covered in sex! Get off of me!

Blake: (watching the exchange from the bed and trying to wrap herself up) ....Yang?

Yang: (looks over at Blake) Yeah, babe?

Blake: (blushes at the nickname) Not the time. (glances at Ruby) Who is that?

Yang: Oh! Right! You've only met Weiss. This angel is Ruby. She's my younger sister.

Blake: (blinks) Sister? Angel? How are an angel and a demon-?

Ruby: Same dad. Different moms. Dad is an angel. My mom is an angel. Yang's mom is, literally, one of the devil kingpins in Hell.

Blake: (jaw drops)

Yang: What brings you down here, Sis?

Ruby: I saw that you lost your arm in a church and wanted to see if there was anything I could do to help. (looks at Yang's fresh new arm and over to a naked Blake) But - uh - it looks like you've got all the help you need.

Yang: Oh, yeah. Blake's been super helpful in keeping me fed and healing. (wiggles her eyebrows) She's also just super fun for a nun, if you catch my drift.

Ruby: Ew! Leaving! Now! Oh, my God! (disappears in a flash of light)

Yang: Sorry about that, Blake. Had to do that, otherwise she would have never left.

Blake: Yang, if I've learned anything since you've manifested in my life, it's that I can't be surprised by every little thing that comes by. Your sister being an angel being one of them. (shivers as the winter wind rattles the windows) Now, come back to bed. It's freezing in here.

Yang: Yes, Ma'am! (activates her hellfire - surrounding her body in a glow of warmth - and rushes towards the bed) Hallelujah!

[reloha]

Post-season one

let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster)

Starts out back in Heaven, and weaves through the years, canon compliant to the show, and finishes a little after the first season finale, so at that point it diverges from where the show is now.

Series:

Pretend For Me by LollipopCop

When the archangels suspect some trick played by Aziraphale and Crowley regarding their immunity to holy water and hellfire, Aziraphale claims it’s because they are lovers and their essences have mixed–now they have to fake date. There are two pieces in this series, one from Crowley’s POV and one from Aziraphale’s.

Post-season two: Dealing with all the stuff:

All Roads Lead Back by coal15 [WIP]

Don’t Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314 [WIP]

Sympathy for the Angels by SazzyLJ [Complete]

Series:

Hello? Is there Anybody in there? by Black_Bentley

In the After by Justanothernerdsstuff

AUs:

Do Not Lose Hope by canadiankazz

This is one I haven’t read yet, but it sounds very interesting, especially if you’re into Sandman at all: Aziraphale is captured in a trap set for Death. [Complete]

Tastes Lost & Acquired by Skullflower

"Aziraphale was missing. Not a soul remembered or knew who the angel was and, for the first time in six thousand years, Crowley was well and truly alone." Inspired by the never-produced movie script version of the characters. [Complete]

You'll Find Something Waiting (Right There Where You Left It) by PrimalBeatsOurHearts [WIP]

Crowley is erased from the Book of Life but not from Aziraphale's heart.

Series:

Too Much of a Good Thing by YamiSnuffles

Crowley doesn't fall.

I NEED GOOD OMENS FIC RECS. PLS.

(the longer the fic the better hihi)

[merakiui]

Oh god, The Leech twins railing darling in church and getting caught by Rollo is not something I thought I'd be thinking this morning-- *sweats*

Okay but now that you're giving me these Rollo thoughts (TW: religious guilt-tripping, verbal abuse, torture (starvation, whipping, burning, etc.)) yea okay now imagine that Rollo finally gets to isolate darling from the world, and now he's dead-set on "correcting their ways". He'd start with whatever is the equivalent of Bible lessons in Twisted Wonderland, having them recite those Bible passages then guilt-tripping them for their whorish (that only goes on in his head, while in reality they never did (except if u count the times they involuntarily became the twin's plaything)) behaviors. I just know this man would be a pro in guilt-tripping, shaming darling in the most eloquent way as possible until darling themselves actually believes they're the one in the wrong. And even when they did do good, his praises only go with something along the lines of "this is still the baseline of basic decency, you'd do well not to forget it". Disobedience could lead to punishments such as not giving darling their meals and leaving them without food or water for days (and no, even if he did give them food in the first place, they'd still sit lower than him on the table or on the floor, take your pick). He wouldn't hesitate to even use drastic measures like whipping them or even as drastic as burning them with candle wax (I'm also thinking of him branding them with the devil's insignia just to accentuate his words of darling being the devil's spawn or somethin--).

Anyway yea, I rewatched the Hunchback of Notredame recently and have been playing Hellfire on loop so seeing that ask really opens the gate that floods my thoughts sdjksdkdslsdkl-- I still am curious about the leech twin railing darling in church tho, cause I once saw an art of Religion AU with Devil Floyd and Priest Jade just railing the fuck out Nun Darling lol

-heyyy 11

Omg yes!!! OTL I once saw a fanart of priest Azul with angel Floyd and demon Jade and...yes. <3 there was also this one where the twins were incubi. But priest Jade?!??!! OOOOOHHH!!! he would be the most corrupt priest...

The idea of a nun!darling working alongside priest!Rollo, only to be slowly, methodically corrupted by two demon twins is very good. And it's even better if they mark you and Rollo finds out. >:) Poor nun!darling tries so hard to stay pure and unaffected by temptation, praying each and every night and day, visiting Rollo for blessings, going to the confessional, but nothing ever seems to work. You've even tried warding them off with holy water and other blessed objects. Yet, despite everything, they still persist.

Aaa your thoughts are so good! Rollo would be so cruel and it's all to uphold his beliefs and the idea that he's pure, not at all tempted by you, and that you're the filthy one. I also like to imagine some of his punishments are quite medieval in nature. Rollo makes you wear a scold's bridle if he suspects you've been lying to him about all of the salacious deeds you most certainly did behind his back when he was kind enough to allow you a modicum of freedom. He tells you you ought to feel lucky that they no longer burn witches at the stake, for if the time period was different you'd find yourself engulfed in flames for such sinful witchcraft. He seems so delusional when he clings to his beliefs in this manner, and you suspect he genuinely believes that this is the right course of action.

I like to imagine that if you made a pact/contract with a demon of any type he would want to carve the contract stamp from your skin, even if such a thing can't be removed by mortal hands. He definitely forces isolation upon you as a punishment. You're put in a small, cold, cramped room with hardly any light, the window is blocked with thick iron bars, and you aren't permitted freedom until he thinks you've learned your lesson. Sitting there in the dark, alone with your thoughts, is bound to fray your sanity if the punishment is given to you enough times. And you might even find yourself accepting what little 'love' Rollo has for you at the end of it, if only to stop this torturous abuse and placate him, hoping to prove to him that you're pure and cleansed.

[aziraphales-library]

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#wingfic

#true forms

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#reverse au

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#demisexual aziraphale / #demisexual crowley

#insecure aziraphale / #insecure crowley

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#hurt aziraphale / #hurt crowley

#protective aziraphale / #protective crowley

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#cryptid aziraphale / #cryptid crowley

#jealous aziraphale / #jealous crowley

#famous aziraphale / #famous crowley

#possessive crowley

#bamf aziraphale

#snake crowley / #naga crowley

#aziraphale glows

#crowley's eyes

#queer guardian angel aziraphale

Tropes:

#outsider pov

#kid fic

#adoption

#found family

#social media

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#mental health / #therapy

#secret relationship

#mistaken for a couple

#fake/pretend relationship

#pregnancy

#enemies to lovers / #enemies to friends to lovers

#time loop

#cryptids / #eldritch

#jealousy

#turned human

#nesting

#sick fic

Love:

#love confessions

#accidental love confession

#unrequited love

#not actually unrequited love

#love at first sight

#forbidden love

#aziraphale can sense love

Other:

#hurt/comfort / #emotional hurt/comfort

#angst / #heavy angst

#break up / #reunion

#dreams / #nightmares

#asexual / #aromantic / #queerplatonic

#pining / #mutual pining / #pining while fucking

#humour / #humor / crack

#fluff / #domestic fluff

#slow burn

#banter

#body worship

#animals

#kidnapping

#temporary character death

#crisis of faith

#murder mystery / #mystery / #crime

#pride parade / #queer history

AUs & Crossovers:

#human au

#reverse au

#fantasy au

#regency au

#soulmate au

#priests au

#vampire au

#merfolk

#coffee shop au

#florist au

#bakery au

#tattooist au

#royalty au

#mob au

#actors au

#professors

#sugar daddy au

#crossover

#doctor who

#harry potter crossover

Relationships:

#ineffable husbands

#ineffable wives

#ineffable partners

#asexual relationship

#queerplatonic aziraphale/crowley

#ineffable bureaucracy

#aziraphale/gabriel

#crowley/gabriel

#aziraphale/crowley/gabriel

#crowley/lucifer

#unhealthy crowley/lucifer

#aziraphale/others

#warlock dowling/adam young

#maggot husbands

#ligur/michael

Other characters:

#gabriel / #gabriel is NOT a dick

#muriel

#michael

#uriel

#sandalphon

#beelzebub

#hastur

#ligur

#dagon

#disposable demon / #eric

#maggie

#nina

#anathema device / #anathema

#newton pulsifer / #newt

#madame tracy

#sergeant shadwell

#the them

#adam young / #adam

#pepper

#warlock dowling / #warlock

#god

#satan

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