#Heizou 💖

[sunnyshiloh]

Man, he's beautiful. His birthday art just gets better and better every year 🥺💖

[genacity]

⌗ nsfw fucking little loser heizou </3

i have a problem with guys who are absolute LOSERS. i mean like literally bitchless fucking weirdos who have never felt the touch of a woman (i am going insane)

maybe its just my corruption kink or sm shit like that but theres something about fucking a little nerd that makes my head spin… so lets demonstrate with my cheeky bf heizou 😇

you’ve seen him in class before. he’s one of the kids in the back of the classroom always silently much too concentrated on some manga or comic book he’d been reading that week. eyes lingering far too long on a certain page, only for it to be a panel of a woman with her thighs wrapped around some guy’s head you notice after passing behind him to sharpen your pencil. (he later claims the characters were taking a self-defense course. you don’t believe him.)

hearing him talk about how he could pin a girl down with ease; snickering to his friends about how easily he could become dominant in the bedroom. you and your friends giggle as you pass— knowing damn well he’d never been loved by a woman besides his mother a day in his life.

when you finally manage him into your bedroom. distracted from the project you were assigned partners in for that same class you caught him drooling over a certain page of his book. pushing heizou onto your sheets, his poor head spinning at the sight of you towering over him. hitched breath, sweat pooling on his brow. this was not the way it went in his manga.

sweet sounds of pleasure barely passing through your closed door, the poor boy’s back arching with every gasp and whimper of your name as your hand pumps his flaring cock. heizou can barely make a sound beyond a whine— the sound of his own voice behind the melody of his own slick being used to abuse his cock made his brain melt into a puddle in the back of his head.

“cum— cum! please!” heizou gasped, thighs shaking as he felt his orgasm near for what seemed the nth time that night. he whimpered at the sound of you laughing, knowing his blubbering pleas had fallen on deaf ears. his cute cries of “cumming!” “y/n—!” “fuh—fuck!” driving you to madness.

going back to school and seeing he’s got a new manga. peering over his shoulder as you go to put the final touches on your shared project you could barely finish at your house— only to see a new image; a man on his knees with a collar around his neck.

[erabundus]

i  think  the  biggest  show  of  DISRESPECT  ren  can  possibly  give  someone  is  beating  them  without  ever using  his  vision.

[4giorno]

OMG? finally itto and gorou interaction 😭😭😭😭

[flan-tasma]

Their favorite

💖~ Clothes they like on you

Remember that requests are open!

Warning: spicy | Google Translate sponsors me (it's a lie) If I made any mistakes in the english translation, I would be happy to read your comments! | Content in spanish and english

Spanish:

Kaeya, Childe, Itto, Heizou, Wanderer, Lyney, Wriothesley

Les gustan las faldas cortas, son bonitas y frescas, y las adoran más cuando tú las usas. Cuando la tela se mueve cuando caminas, cómo parece que se encoge cuando te sientas en su regazo. Sobre todo adora las faldas porque puede tenerte alrededor de su polla con total libertad, levantar tu falda y follarte en ese mismo momento sin mucha batalla, solo levantando tus piernas y abriéndote para él.

Aether, Venti, Thoma, Gorou, Tighnari, Cyno

Existe un placer culposo en verte en pantalones cortos, ver tus muslos es uno de esos placeres y lo disfruta cada vez que puede, pero ver sus dedos perdiéndose entre tu piel suave y la pequeña prenda lo vuelve loco. Desea arrancarte la ropa, tirarla a un lado y exponer todo para él, follarte los muslos y mancharlos con su semen hasta quedar seco. Le gusta verte sentada, ver tus muslos rozando y casi saliendo por el short. Siempre tiene sus ojos en ti y su respiración se entrecorta.

Diluc, Albedo, Zhongli, Kazuha, Alhaitham

Le gustas tu enteramente, pero verte en pantalones es tan bonito que no puede evitar tocarte, no te quita las manos de encima. La forma en que el pantalón se pega a tu trasero y a tus caderas lo hace ver la gloria, poder apretar tus glúteos y meter la mano entre tus piernas lo hace tan feliz. Siente que están más juntos que nunca sin importar la ropa que llevan puesta. Ama las nalgadas, los apretones y los rasguños ligeros contra los pliegues del pantalón que le sorprende no haber manchado sus pantalones todavía.

Xiao, Baizhu, Ayato, Kaveh, Neuvilette, Dainsleif

Los muslos y el trasero son geniales, si se lo pides jamás dirá que no. Pero nada puede ser más excitante que verte con ese escote pronunciado. El más mínimo centímetro que revele tus pechos lo hará sonreír y no apartar la mirada hasta que se lo pidas. Sueña con tocar, amasar y morder alrededor del escote sin quitarte la blusa, solo acariciando sobre la tela y mordiendo la piel expuesta hasta pintar diversas marcas ovaladas y rojizas que griten su nombre a todos los que te vean.

English:

Kaeya, Childe, Itto, Heizou, Wanderer, Lyney, Wriothesley

They like short skirts, they are pretty and fresh, and they love them more when you wear them. When the fabric moves when you walk, how it seems to shrink when you sit on his lap. Above all he loves skirts because he can have you around his cock with total freedom, lift your skirt and fuck you right then and there without much of a fight, just raising your legs and opening you for him.

Aether, Venti, Thoma, Gorou, Tighnari, Cyno

There is a guilty pleasure in seeing you in shorts, seeing your thighs is one of those pleasures and he enjoys it every chance he gets, but seeing his fingers getting lost between your soft skin and the small garment drives him crazy. He wants to rip off your clothes, throw them aside and expose everything for him, fuck your thighs and stain them with his cum until he's dry. He likes to see you sitting, to see your thighs rubbing and almost coming out of the shorts. He always has his eyes on you and his breathing hitches.

Diluc, Albedo, Zhongli, Kazuha, Alhaitham

He likes you completely, but seeing you in pants is so nice that he can't help but touch you, he can't keep his hands off you. The way the pants cling to your butt and hips makes him look glorious, being able to squeeze your buttocks and put his hand between your legs makes him so happy. You feel like you are more together than ever no matter what clothes you are wearing. He loves the spanking, the squeezing, and the light scratches against the folds of his pants that he's surprised he hasn't stained his pants yet.

Xiao, Baizhu, Ayato, Kaveh, Neuvilette, Dainsleif

The thighs and butt are great, if you ask him he will never say no. But nothing can be more exciting than seeing you with that plunging neckline. The slightest inch that reveals your breasts will make him smile and not look away until you ask him to. Dream of touching, kneading and biting around the neckline without taking off your blouse, just caressing the fabric and biting the exposed skin until you paint various oval, reddish marks that scream his name to everyone who sees you.

[niiine]

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐎 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

Character(s). Xiao, Scaramouche, Kaedehara Kazuha, Venti, Aether, and Shikanoin Heizou

Synopsis. How I see the 6reeze as College Students (with a bit of reader)💖

Fluff

Kinda Xiao x Reader (NO ONE CAN STOP ME)

Includes other characters.

I’ll be graduating this June and I’ll forever be sad that I’m not in the same univ. as them 🥺 If someone writes a fic with this theme, please tag me 😭

Xiao, Kazuha, and Venti are roommates in the University Dorm house, Scaramouche lives with his aunt that lives near the univ, Aether with his sister, and Heizou alone.

Although, most of the time, they have a sleepover at the dorms because Heizou argues that “You guys will be the reason if we’re late for that 7 am class if you don’t let us sleep here.”

No, he just wanna spend time with his friends.

Xiao excelsin mathematics, Kazuha and Venti in literature and music, Aether’s an average in everything, Scaramouche doesn’t care but pass subjects anyways, and Heizou is good at everything.

Heizou and Aether makes sure that everyone in the circle is studying and listening while Kazuha is in charge of checking if everyone’s eating right. Xiao always gets an earful because the man lives in instants.

Scaramouche and Xiao are the reason no one dares to touch and taunt their group, but Scaramouche will falter at the gaze of her aunt, and Xiao is the most reserved in their circle.

Venti sings. He sings a low, gentle tone when everyone feels exhausted after a long day at the university, he hums softly when he feels like one of his friends are having an anxiety attack, but can’t talk about it (He always know, he’s the most observant) and he sings his heart out to cheer anyone.

Aether and Kazuha are the middleman. Scara’s being an asshole to one of their classmates? Kazuha will be shooting him a glare from across the room. Venti being the chaos himself? Aether will come and calm down the oh-so energetic lad.

And oh, they all know about Xiao’s little crush on you, with—again, as the calmest— Kazuha and Aether giving the best advice. Aether sometimesasking hissistertobring you to one of their friend dates so his friend can spend some time with you out of the campus.

Scaramouche will be throwing disgusting looks teasingly at Xiao when he notices that the latter is lovestruck, earning a glare with the same energy.

Venti, contrary to popular belief, is the most helpful. This is because he’s also your friend. He tells Xiao one dinner at the dormwhat or what not to do when it comes to you, with the said man giving him a “I don’t need that. I don’t like her” of which Kazuha sighed into.

“What was that for? I really don’t!” can be heard throughout the room.

And it was Scaramouche who had made him realized that he did like you.

“Well if you don’t like her, then I guess you wouldn’t mind if I pursue her?”

Cue the pissed off Xiao halfheartedly admitting he is head over heels for you.

Since their group is always the hot topic at school— please, they’re all good looking, academically good (somehow), kind of rich, etc., you’re genuinely surprised when one of them falls for you. And Venti will laugh it off because you are, if not better, as good as his friends.

They didn’t help Xiao in the confession part, though. They want their friend to do it himself because it will only be worth it by then.

But the pride and joy they’ve felt when he did? It’s comparable to yours.

“WE RAISED THAT BABY”

When you started dating, you find yourself always almost hanging around their friend group.

Scaramouche still throwing disgusted looks at the sight of you and Xiao, with your boyfriend returning a sharp stare.

Your kind of worried but Kazuha tells you that it’s affection and love between the two of them, earning a fit of chuckle from Heizhou who kind of became one of your best friend aside from Venti in the group. Dragging you here and there to play games.

No one can touch you under their watch. Much like Lumine, Aether’s sister. They’re so protective of you and Xiao is thankful for that.

And if they didn’t flinch at Heizhou and Venti’s sarcastic remarks, or Scaramouche’s glares, then they will surely run home crying when Xiao enters the picture.

Kazuha and Aether in the sidelines making sure no one will go to jail.

[kyvnnie]

i was deciding wether to draw heizou or sampo so i made a twt poll, and a lotta people chose both.. and as promised!! my attempts to draw my fav babygirls on model and myheadcannons for them 💋💋💋💋💖🌱

[anantaru]

what is ‘that one sentence’ that you block people for?

for example:

he likes to fuck you rough

AVENTURINE, scaramouche, diluc, AYATO, heizou, alhaitham, BLADE, kaeya, thoma, itto, DAINSLEIF, dottore, childe, KAZUHA

i just think those particular posts spam the tags so i just block to get rid of them, since it makes going through tags easier 🧙🏻💖 but of course, nothing against writers who do those posts like no hard feelings at all. i personally don't see them as writings or drabbles or whatever, it's just one sentence.

[windwheeler-aster]

new year’s kiss

summary: you go to a new year’s eve party and have a sweet midnight kiss

masterlist 

pairings (separate): arataki itto, kuki shinobu, kauzha, ayaka, gorou, kokomi, heizou, and kujou sara x reader

reader info: uses gender neutral pronouns (they/them), the characters mentioned have a crush on reader, and reader is not traveler

word count: 313 words per character (1 min~ per character section)

genre: romance, modern AU, new year’s

format: headcanons

warnings: reader interrupts character’s rambling with a kiss 

a/n: initially, this was going to be all of the inazuma characters (excluding sayu), however there were too many😭 i hope you enjoy the headcanons that i did write, and have a very happy new year’s 💖

itto is really loud at parties

the music may be so loud you can feel it vibrate in your chest, but itto is louder

and as soon as he saw you enter the party?

itto is shoving and moving past everyone, quite determined to talk to you

he and his gang have been scheming for months to get you two together

and tonight’s party was itto’s best chance, so far

but all parts of the plan to charm you went out the window

because itto is a flustered mess as he talks to you

constantly playing with his hair, shouting, and laughing at nearly everything you say

and his hands?!? goodness, itto doesn’t have any idea what to do with them

but at the same time, he feels so at ease and so happy when he’s talking to you

truly, itto feels so at peace and relaxed and honestly, the best he’s ever felt in—

hOLY MOLY THE COUNTDOWN IS STARTING?!?!? OH, CRAP, THE PLAN!!!

as the last ten seconds are being shouted, itto panics and just blurts out that he wants to kiss you 

somehow, this silly oni managed to time it perfectly and you shared a cute, romantic, and totally radical kiss

and as soon as your lips parts itto screams in triumph

“wooo, i did it! i kissed them! take that genta and akira, i totally could— oh, uh, right! i know we just kissed but i was wondering if maybe we could— hmph! oh... i was going to say if we could go out or something but i’m cool with a few more kisses.”

kuki hates parties.

butttt, you were apparently going to be at this new year’s party so... kuki had to go

see, kuki had this massive crush on you

but it’s not really that noticeable. in fact, you might get the impression that kuki dislikes you

which is mostly because of her mask, hiding her wonderful smirks and smiles

so the instant you came to the party, kuki quickly put it away and made her way over to you

and she’s actually pretty sweet, and such a passionate speaker when you talk with her

she’s so smooth and charismatic, too!

and the bumping bodies and loud people give her the excuse to lean closer to you and gently slip her hand around your waist as people push past you two

but the party eventually gets to be too much for you two, so kuki brings you outside for some fresh air

and while you’re outside, kuki and you start to inch closer and closer together because of how cold it’s getting

you’re having personal and deep conversations, as well as some flirty banter that makes kuki a flustered mess

but your conversation gets interrupted by the people inside, as everyone was excitedly counting down to midnight

for a second, you and kuki just look at each other and both think “screw it, why not?”

but while you kiss her lips, kuki is internally screaming 

she’s in complete disbelief afterwards, occasionally touching her lips

eventually, she finally snaps out of it and asks you out

“so, uh, would you like to go out sometime? i know we don’t talk that much, but i think we have a real chemistry and— oh, you’d like that? wonderful. so should we go back to the party or...? wanna ditch it? i heard there’s a nice sushi place nearby— my treat, alright?”

kazuha and loud parties don’t mix well

but he tries his best to talk to you, even if the butterflies in his stomach flutter every time you laugh

his soft voice can barely be heard over the music, even when he tries to lean in to talk to you

people also keep bumping into you two, pushing you two closer and closer together

so, at some point, kazuha just casually asks to get some fresh air with him

you two sneak away, grabbing your coats on the way, and go out for a nice walk at night

some of kazuha’s friends give him a weird look, and even some encouragement, but he quickly brushes them off and joins you outside

and with a nice and quiet atmosphere, you can finally talk with kazuha

he’s so sweet as you two walk, taking the outside part of the sidewalk

anytime a car comes by, kazuha’s hand comes up to the lower part of your back (just in case, he tells himself)

and whenever you need to make a turn somewhere, he’s gently guiding you by the shoulder

generally, kazuha unconsciously tries to be touching you at all times

he’ll be overjoyed if you want to hold onto his elbow and get close

literally, his heart is doing back flips as you hold onto him

but the quiet night is interpreted by the amount of fireworks that begin to go off

kazuha checks his phone and it’s nearly midnight now

although his heart rate speeds up, kazuha nonchalantly asks if you’d give him the honor to be your midnight kiss

it’s an absolutely adorable kiss, followed by a cute eskimo kiss as kazuha chuckles in disbelief

he’s still kind of shocked, but a romantic confession comes out of him as the sky lights up with fireworks

“ever since i met you, i’ve been fond of you. you’re such a talented and attractive person that i couldn’t not fall in love with you. and you’ve found a special place in my heart, and i hope that one day i could find a place in yours. so... would you have me?”

it’s rare to see ayaka at a party

she’s this gentle and sweet girl who barely raises her voice

and it really does surprise you when you see her leading most of the party activities

from karaoke to low-stakes poker games, ayaka is making sure the party doesn’t die down

but when she sees you by the entrance, she gets a little distracted

first of all, ayaka is blushing because omg you’re so hot in that outfit???

and two: you just made eye contact with her??? and you’re making your way over to her???

luckily, by the time you come over, ayaka has fretted over her appearance enough that she now looks more “presentable”

and she kind of abandons surveying the party activities in favour of talking to you

which leads to an almost(?) disaster, as everyone has now turned to group karaoke and the party has never been louder

so you two just take a breather outside, enjoying the night stars together

ayaka gets so caught up in talking with you, that she nearly misses the countdown

but luckily the party goers are loud enough that you two can hear the countdown go off

she looks at you, expectantly, the question on the tip of her tongue

and just as the last few seconds to midnight pass, ayaka manages to choke out her question

and she manages to share a sweet kiss with you, one that leaves her pretty face an even prettier shade of pink

but ayaka snaps out of her love-sick daze and makes sure to ask you out before she can stop herself

“i’ve been meaning to ask you out for a long time now, so i was wondering if you’d like to go out on a date sometime soon? i really think we have something special and i’d love to pursue— you would?! ahhh, thank you! i promise you won’t regret it, and that i’ll— ah, right... one step at a time, heh.”

gorou is pretty quiet at parties

while everyone else is partying and bumping into each other, gorou stays near the sidelines

you’ll probably see him first though, as he’s been on his phone since he got into the party

but the moment you make yourself known to gorou??

he’s stashing away his phone, smiling, his ears perked, the whole shebang

gorou mostly just listens as you talk, nodding aggressively or laughing

he kinda zones out a lot though

but it’s really not his fault, honestly!

you just look so attractive in your outfit, and your lips are so pretty and tempting that he surely he wouldn’t be blamed if he—

luckily, gorou snaps out of it when you call his name in a concerned manner

which, by the by, makes gorou fall for you 10x more

his crush actually cares about him?!? oh goodness

but gorou is snapped out of that realization when the people around you two begin to cheer

he’s confused for a moment, until he makes out the slurred numbers and realizes that midnight is approaching

and gorou looks at you— no, your lips— and silently asks if he can be your midnight kiss

but he’s all the more glad that you lean in with him, touching his lips in sync with the final shouts of the countdown

“you have no idea how long i’ve been wanting to kiss you. wait, you’ve also been wanting to kiss me?! w-well, i kind of wanna kiss you again so— hmm, thank you. hey, d’ya wanna head somewhere more... private? i just want to kiss you without all these people watching, t-that’s all! i swear!”

kokomi rarely goes to parties

it’s not that she doesn’t like them or anything!

she loves talking with her friends and having fun with them

however, her social battery is just... dead

two hours into it, and kokomi is already huddled in the corner, nursing a cup of fruit punch

but the moment she sees you come over, kokomi brightens up a little bit

she appreciates your concern, but she’s alright! really!

and kokomi does try to put on a brave face so she appears more sociable

but the more she talks to you, the more genuine she feels

had you always been this refreshing? this funny? kokomi thinks as she throws her head back in laughter

talking with you feels easy to kokomi, something that isn’t draining at all

had it already been an hour??? kokomi swore you two had just started talking

she’s rubbing her head as she tries to recall how time had just slipped by so easily

but then she glances at you and realizes it instantly

even as you give her a questioning gaze and smile, asking her why she’s looking at you like that

kokomi just shakes her head and dismisses it, all while these feelings burn her from the inside out

but just as she tries to push them away— just for tonight, at least— kokomi hears the party goers all begin the countdown

she gently whispers her inquiry, temptation and eagerness on the very tip of her tongue

and kokomi is so happy that you granted her permission, and she tries to put her all into the kiss

but please give her some time to calm down after such a passionate kiss. poor girl is as pink as a cherry

“oh my goodness, i didn’t think you’d actually— wow. ‘did i like it?’ oh, of course i liked it! i just never knew someone’s lips could be so... soft. er, do you mind if we got out of here? the music is starting to give me a headache again... and it’s really hard to hear the sound of your lovely voice.”

heizou literally only went to the party to see you

and the moment you walk in, he’s abandoned whatever person he was talking to

he saunters over to you, touching up his hair as he does

and just so casually flashes you a smile 

throughout the night, heizou is as flirty and touchy as you allow him to be

he reads you and your body language like a book, even verbally checking in with you

does that thing where he leans in really close to hear what you’re saying, a cocky smile on his lips

he stares at your lips more than your eyes, to be honest

but heizou always has a witty remark or tease prepared in case you catch on to him

besides eyeing you up all night, heizou does make for good company

he will indulge in anything you want to talk about, treating each topic with the same amount of thought as one of his cases

loves to ask you weird theoretical questions just to see your confused expression

also, he laughs at almost every joke you say

is he trying hard? no. are you really funny? obviously

each time he laughs, heizou accidentally leans into your side

but you’ll notice that he’s always leaning into you, or simply just facing you

he really can’t take his eyes off you, either

or your lips... especially when the countdown begins

you can’t hear him, but you can see the way his lips move when he asks to kiss you

and to be honest, after the night you had with him, you didn’t expect heizou’s kiss to be so sweet

“ahahah, what’s with that look on your face? awwww, poor thing. did i really fluster you that badly? i mean this when i say that i didn’t expect to have such a great effect on you. but how could i ever make it up to you? oh, i know! how about i take you out to this place nearby? my treat, i promise.”

she’s scowling, quietly, in the corner

but when you enter the room and make eye contact with her?

a slight blush forms on her cheeks as she shyly waves at you

wait, wait, wAIT, WHY ARE YOU COMING OVER HERE NOW?!?!? 

very much internally panicking, but doesn’t really show it

sara has no idea on why you came over so quickly, but she’s glad for it

mostly just listens to you and sips on her drink

yes, it may seem like she doesn’t care and she’s bored

however!!! sara suffers from resting bitch face (and also this whole party)

she thinks you’re cute though sooo

sara doesn’t really make any moves to show that she’s really interested in you

but she is trying at least

she inches her feet closer to yours. even tries to smile a little!

but when the countdown approaches? she’s a nervous wreck on the inside

she sees everyone else begin to pair up and get closer together, making you two stick out like a pair of sore thumbs

but when sara turns back to look at you, she’s very surprised to see you shrug and casually ask her for a midnight kiss

obviously, she doesn’t turn down the suggestion! 

however, caught up in all her excitement, she kisses you a second earlier than midnight

but that’s alright. sara is more than willing to try again, if you want her to

“... did... did i seriously kiss you before midnight struck? ah, no bother. i can just start the new year off with a kiss from you then. i-if that’s alright with you of course! i don’t mean to be presumptuous at all, but i just felt like you enjoyed the kiss too so i just— hmph! t-thanks.”

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[sunnyshiloh]

No, but seriously. Can you imagine? It's a beautiful, fine day, the birds are singing, the sun is shining, nothing is really out of the ordinary, and you go to your mailbox only to find a letter beautifully entitled and written with the most elegant writing ever,

"Beware of Scams..."

[dizzybizz]

for the genshin doodles: kavetham perhaps?? or heizou?? or gorou??? i will be honored to see any genshin art u make :DD hope you’re having a lovely day!!!💖💖

bestie i gotchu!!!

if kaveh hasn't flicked haitham's sprout like that then what's the point

have a gorou sketch from last year too, as a treat <333

also i have confession to make and it is that i have only played through the 1st part of the sumeru archon quests

i have been meaning to play through the others but have never had the motivation or energy to-

[darkrpfinders]

Hello! I am a 25 year old female roleplayer who has been roleplaying for about 10 years and I’m looking for at least 21+ roleplayers to rp cc x cc. I prefer discord when roleplaying and open to small group rps! I usually rp genshin impact but I've started honkai star rail and I'm open to any pairings!

Favorite pairings include, but not limited to:

Kazuha x Scaramouche

Childe x Scaramouche

Heizou x Kazuha

Alhaitham x Kaveh

I'm open to anything, including dead dove. Please interact if you want to rp! 💖💖💖

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[4giorno]

listen i LIKED itto before but this event is already making me really love him 😭😭😭

[thatdeadaquarius]

I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-

MINCE YOUR WORDS.

IN ONE SENTENCE.

PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.

Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-

No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-

No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-

And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:

'One with the Floor!'

One with the what?

'Shake your ass, sir!'

Cue spitting tea-

(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.

Aight, imma just.. go.

*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖

Also @2:20

For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon

I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀

^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON

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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)

"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)

"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)

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You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??

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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences

Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)

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People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:

Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔

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Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else

Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,

(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)

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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING

Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡

Cheers,

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♡ the beloveds:

@karmawonders

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[zaoldyeck]

A compilation of heikazu + gorou third wheeling, happy valentine's day 💖

Kazuha: me

Heizou: my amazing gf @ohayaibiku-senpai

Gorou: my bff @bibschamun

[gold-rhine]

Maybe controversial but I think every anemo man would wear a bedazzled master’s little cumslut <3 collar. *some of them* would fight you about it but I think they’d all wear it in theory

…I may be projecting slightly…

How much anemo boys would be willing to wear a bedazzled "Master’s little cumslut <3" collar, a definitive ranking:

1.Venti. Designed the damn thing and made it a mandatory attachment to all anemo visions that go to guys receiving anemo visions. Enjoys it on so many levels from being publicly kinky to "these ppl praying to barbatos statue don't know he's wearing a bedazzled cumslut collar right now" to "ppl who KNOW barbatos is wearing a bedazzled cumslut collar also have to see priests praying to Barbatos" to "i've been wearing my dead friend's face to commemorate his memory for so long and i've been a pawn in games of divinity for so long that i'm losing sense of who i am, but i know for damn sure the bedazzled cumslut collar is ME and nothing else"

2.Heizou. Just a little behind Venti, bc he doesn't have the multi-lvl meta complications. Is super ecstatic to troll inazuma officials tho. i've already written up a paragraph for him in the original prompt, so i won't repeat myself

3.Kazuha would wear it if you asked him, but he literally doesn't care. He's already escaped samsara, even Nahida couldn't trap him on one, he's above caring about public opinion or humiliation play or anything of the sort. he'd wear to indulge you, but literally everyone he talks to will treat him just as respectfully. like, for Kazuha, collar loses the kink subtext and just becomes a token of endearment

4. Scara would yell at you so much and so loudly, but he would wear it in public and enjoy it *immensely* and never admit it, and complain and rant endlessly at you, until you call his bluff and tell him to give it back, at which point he'll act like you knifed him in the back, flip tables, and ran away to hide it under the pillow, and you will have to hold and comfort him about how he IS your pretty little cumslut and will always be so. after few days when he's sure you were not serious about taking it away, will start complaining and pretending he hates it again.

5. Xiao would fight you horribly, but if you manipulate him by bringing like feelings of belonging and "i'm asking you to do this for me", he'd do it after few days of agonizing, but like. Xiao has crippling social anxiety, he'd have a panic attack wearing even less vulgar collar in public. Don't make Xiao wear collar in public. Make him wear it in private tho! he'll still fight you, but he'll secretly like it and it will also ground him, help him to subconsciously establish the safe space of "now its okay to vulnerable". he'll also be going thru all of the grief stages like 😳🙀😫😓🙈🥰☠️😤💖🥰 every time he passes a mirror or when you bring it up, and it will be super cute