#Heir of Fire memes

[acourtofquestions]

Literally. LOL. Accurate.

Aelin and Rowan when they first met

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: If I died-

Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Aelin: Hey Rowan, can you help me with this zipper?

Rowan: Sure thing, fireheart

Aelin:

Aelin: Up, Rowan

Rowan: Right of course

[bookishpedia]

Calaena, holding a python : I bought this snake. What should i name him?

Chaol: YOU DID WHA-

Dorian: William Snakespear

[shadowhandss60]

Maeve is an eons old demon queen and she got humbled by a 20 year old k*nky king with daddy issues and a 19 year old arsonist that just lost 99% of her power.

Another day, another slay for the all powerful book nerds 💅🏽

[azrielsfavoriteshadow]

Hottest is defined as if you saw these four couples walking down the street together, who would you stop and say “holy shit” for?

Obviously, they’re all hot, this is not up for debate.

[variousfandomthoughts]

Dorian: When will people stop saying things like “When one door opens, another one closes,” and just start punching thorugh walls to make their own doors? I don’t need life to open and close my doors!

[ur-average-farp]

heir of fire

aelin: i hate you with every inch of my body! rowan: that's not a lot of inches

[duchess-of-oldtown]

Aegon II: Was our son always a girl?

Helaena, for the millionth time: That's Jaehaera. Jaehaerys is over there.

Aegon II: We have two kids??

Maelor: ...

[swiftievolturra]

when Aelin goes rogue:

Rowan: Where is Aelin?

Aedion: She said something about “handling it.”

Rowan: We’re screwed, aren’t we?

Aedion: *nodding* Absolutely.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

[chelsea-lat3ly]

[stromuprisahat]

Alicent: Stop it! Rhaenyra: Stop what? Alicent: You've named another of your spawn like my son! Joke's on you. Because I figured out you made another only to offend me. Ha! Rhaenyra: Yeah. That's what we did. In our very limited free time, we went and got a nanny to keep any eye on our five living kids, fucked like rabbits to add another one to the collection, picked only the positions most likely to produce a son and once he was born, we went through all Valyrian names and chose the most common one in our family just because it will be shared with your kid. [Rhaenyra to the camera] Rhaenyra: Yup. That's exactly what we did.

[queenelsa567]

what i would name these SJM books if i had to describe how i felt about them in the title (no ACOTAR + spoilers for TOG)

House of Earth and Blood: House of There Was Way Too Much World Building In the First 100 Pages of This Book and So I Need It Redistributed More Logically

House of Sky and Breath: House of I Need To Put On My Fucking Double Seeing Glasses to Even Begin to See the Amount of Storylines in This Book

Assassin's Blade: The Assassin’s Short Story Collection That Was Surprisingly Too Long

Throne of Glass: Throne of This Book Was Actually Pretty Good

Crown of Midnight: Crown of The Fact That I Forgot What Happened Besides Like the Last 10 Pages Is a Problem

Heir of Fire: Heir of Rowan Was Kind Of a Dick In This and I Don’t Know Why We’re Forgetting That

Queen of Shadows: Queen of I Probably Wouldn’t Change Anything About This Because It Fucked

Empire of Storms: Empire of This Book Destroyed Me But Also Why Was Their First Time Fucking On a Beach Because It Seemed a Little Incongruous

Tower of Dawn: Tower of An Impeccable Story That Could Have Been Condensed Fo Shizzle But Should Still Be Its Own Book

Kingdom of Ash: Kingdom of My Heart Has Been Ripped Out and Stomped On But Also Why Do All of the Female Main Characters Always Lose All of Their Power (AKA My Least Favorite Trope)

[sidyashchiy-na-plakhe]

Chaotic brother and sister

Yeah. Snowfox is buff. She is very strong and she will protect her girlfriend.

[k-tries-asoiaf-rp]

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