#Heheheheh Time for assumptions

[zephyrrambles]

Y'all I've got nothing to do so tell me your favorite character in my asks and I'll make assumptions about you AS LONG as I know the character

Actual stuff under the cut I don't wanna take up people's time if they don't care abt this post

Fandoms I KNOW about (Therefore I may be more brutal)

- Genshin

- Phighting

- Honkai (Impact & Star rail)

- Transformers

- Splatoon

- MLP (Ik MLP fans are here hi)

- Cookie run

- Sonic

- PJSK

- D4DJ

- Bandori

- DDLC

- Yansim (Please note I don't support the dev, I just know A LOT abt the game)

- 9-1-1 (Including lone Star)

- The Rookie

Y'all can also brutalize me if you'd like. Tear me to shreds I dare you.

Fav characters in order of the fandoms above

- Furina

- Medkit

- Ruan Mei

- Ratchet

- Neo Agent 3

- Rarity

- White Lily

- Tails

- Haruka

- Muni

- Rui

- Natsuki

- Homu (& The whole Science club tbh)

- Chim & Buck (911) T. K (Lonestar)

- West

Yes I used the last name for some, that's mainly cause that's how they're known 😭💔

Anyways enjoy either being torn apart or tearing me apart :)

I gotta gather all the people I can frfr

ALSO FOR MY FOLLOWERS

I wish to make my posts relative for my followers and new comers alike. I need to know if people would be interested in any of this.

This was a long post and I apologize, I just had that sudden urge.

ALSO APOLOGIES IF I CROSS TAGGED I JUST WANTED TO TAG MY FANDOMS 😭💔

I cannot promise that I'll 100% post about every mentioned fandom, it depends on my current fixation tbh.

Anyways toodaloo

[byemambo]

4Minutes EP. 4 - My Takeaways

For the sake of organization: my future takeaways will be under #mambo.4minyap (get it? hehehehehe) cause it seems to be hitting the radar for lots of folks. It's also an interesting series, and I like talking and taking the scenic route while doing so!

Compositional Framing: The Relationship of Oppression

We got the most information about Korn's character and status within the story from this episode thus far: but the visual devices popped out the most for me (I am an artist after all LOL). I mentioned camera angles, specifically bird's eye view in my episode 1 takeaways, but we're met with a different element: shot sizes! I'm not a filmmaker so please go easy on me (my credentials include my storyboarding and animated illustration classes so my knowledge is limited), but what remains consistent throughout this episode is Korn's relationship with authority and power through the usage of establishing shot size, which lots of his scenes with various characters have varying heights.

Tonkla (Authoritarian) vs. Great (Equals)

The way Korn approaches these two characters have their obvious differences in relation to himself, but the common thread is that these two characters are individuals Korn should love. It's expected to love your family unconditionally, and arguably, love your partner even more than that. But as we've seen the story play out, starting from Korn and Great's family dynamics (which I've also covered in episode 1!): love has always been conditional.

Their relationship is revealed from a flashback that Korn and Tonkla are established boyfriends since their university days, however, dating in secrecy. This further contributes to Tonkla's stress and anxiety within the relationship, slowly escalating once he realizes the mistreatment he's tolerating. I found the symbolism between the pet cat's collar and Korn's "senior chief" sash interesting: there is ownership involved, which is mistaken for partnership.

From the jump, Korn doesn't view Tonkla as an equal partner to him, but someone who he can assert dominance over (which is primarily physical but also emotional). By displaying acts of love such as helping Tonkla through his first time and being present during Tonkla's loss with his deceased pet cat, what seems innocent and kindhearted on the surface actually has more context (which due to the 30 image limit, y'all are going to have to watch the episode for yourself and take my word for it LOL).

In the university flashback, Korn mentions keeping the cat's collar as a memento, but he's not the one reaching in and taking the collar off the cat: Tonkla is. Tonkla also isn't the one who puts on the "senior chief" sash himself: Korn is. In both scenarios, Korn is the one making decisions for Tonkla during his moments of vulnerability (both in a state of grief and during a sexual act). I checked out this article to make sure my facts are straight (got too many fun facts up my sleeve), but this approach is how cults target and recruit their victims:

Possible situational vulnerabilities include illness, the death of a loved one, breakup of an important relationship, loss of a job, or moving to another city, state or country.

Is this deliberate, or is it Korn's act of kindness? We can only infer at this moment where Korn falls on the value spectrum, but he's definitely a morally gray character (you can argue with your mom idc). During the after care scene, Tonkla mentions his father (which is alive during this flashback, but not presently living during the funeral ceremony) and moving to a new place with his younger brother due to his father's alcoholism (and possible physical abuse but this is only an assumption). Korn handles this interaction by providing financial stability (cough cough financial abuse) for Tonkla in the meantime, establishing a relationship rooted in give-and-take, debt and IOUs, under the guise of a caring romantic relationship. Given that Tonkla and his brother have suffered from trauma relating to family dynamics and enduring dysfunction into adulthood, I can see why Tonkla had become completely blindsided to this level of power imbalance that is simply all too familiar.

Once Tonkla realizes that Korn is only present in his life for his own self-interest, and access, he stands up against his oppressor, recognizing that there is another individual that is displaying signs of love and care (which isn't 100% healthy, but it's progress nonetheless) that Korn has bread crumbed him for all these years.

This confrontational scene is highly intense and emotional, which is reinforced by Korn's physical stature towering over Tonkla in most of the scenes we've seen thus far in each episode and usually ending with Korn continuing to be enabled. These scenes are usually shot at angles such as panning from above to reveal Korn's power over Tonkla, who's usually shot from over-the-shoulder and panned down. However, once Tonkla finally takes his stand against him, the camera follows him and frames the shot as a close up, tightening the gap between Korn as the oppressor and Tonkla as the oppressed.

Once Korn leaves and returns to question Nan about the leaked information: we're shown a similar staging of Korn physically towering over his victim, but from a cowboy shot slightly panned upward. However, the framing suggests from size relationship alone: Korn is nothing more but a victim himself playing the role of the villain. He is in the same predicament as his own victims, but living in a state of falsehood and denial as he has been trained to believe it is his birth right to take over his father's business (not even taking the time to question the morality behind such a business). What remains behind choosing moral righteousness over injustice: the disappointment of living as a failure and abandonment of his family system, the only consistently good thing in his life that is his younger brother Great. It's heartbreaking because we can see somewhat of goodness from his beaconing of retrieving information without the reliance of violent methods (which is unsuccessful and out of context, rather pitiful?), and I really do hope that he will be able to redeem himself (but I wouldn't completely write off the series if he does not deserve redemption).

However, the greatest loss is Tonkla's revelation of his own entrapment: reminiscing the memories held by the collar but in an entirely new perspective. The composition of him looking at himself in the mirror is hauntingly beautiful but full of melancholy: the mirror serves as a moment of literal self reflection, the collar reminding him of living as a possession rather than a person, the frame of the mirror serves as a metaphorical cage. Now it's a matter of whether or not Tonkla will reclaim his power again and recognize that he's simply a bird confined in his cage, but the door is now wide open. Will he realize soon that he has his own wings to fly?

Moral Value: A Hidden Responsibility

We've seen in this episode Great having a better understanding of his gift, establishing his moral compass and duty to act with integrity and with a strong sense of justice. Seeing such strong character development within these past few episodes is breathtaking (especially if you've been a long time supporter of Bible and just his journey as an actor). We have a good sense of Great recognizing his autonomy and relationship with free will, contrasted to how passive and reluctant he was in doing the "right" thing and being given a second chance to make a different decision.

Tyme's motive reveal (I love being right hehe) after being confronted by Great's demand for why he attacked his brother became a turning point for Great to finally tap in and establish his innate desire for moral justice, especially after being told about Nan's captivity and being foreshown her demise once he found her location. What I found most interesting during the initial rescue of Nan from Samarn was just how "normal" his conduct was when addressing Great as the son of his upper head. How polite his language was while holding a gun and standing next to a pool of his victim's blood, to just before Tyme's appearance where Great becomes the voice of reason amongst the chaos.

"Why can't I?"

It's such a simple response, but it's so loaded with depth and hidden meaning: it makes you sit back and also wonder...why can't I?

Great becomes an individual questioning the circumstances surrounding him, enabling himself to experience change. When his "friend" attempted murder and brought him along for the ride, when he experienced his first few heart attacks and hitting the woman seeking unalivement, when he is confronted by his brother's attacker and doesn't blindly dedicate his loyalty to his brother for the mere fact that he's family, when he sees Nan's predestined death in the hands of the enemy (which you can say that it really be your own people).

What makes Great such a fascinating character to me is just how dynamic and determined he's become after being gifted with foreseeing the future. Having such excitement in his awareness to his free will makes me enjoy him more as a character, that our lives are not predetermined to live and die for, that we have morals and values that must be considered and analyzed for its legitimacy, that we have integrity to do what's right without entitlement to self-interest, that we have the shared responsibility to criticize the world in which was built for us, but our jobs to upkeep and maintain. I'm excited to see what's in store for Great moving forward, and I'm so happy for Bible and Jes to play such characters.

Even though the lighting is similar to how Korn and Tonkla's flashback was, the visible warmth is even more obvious with how these two established their relationship. That in contrast to KornTonkla's ownership, TymeGreat is partnership (we haven't reached boyfriend status yet but it's coming!) How Tyme is willing to accept and make room for Great's excitement and passion, to hold it gently, to cherish it as a fleeting moment. Their NC scene in comparison to KornTonkla and WinTonkla is simply ethereal: the level of shared vulnerability and intimacy warmed my heart. From the lighting to the shots and down to the chosen score, the director does a fantastic job of creating such dissonance between all the pairs (which lots of people like to write off NC scenes as unnecessary and vulgar but it's just blatant purity cultural standards imposing on all of us and I need to dedicate another time to talk about it). The visual storytelling thus far has me anticipating more from the story as the details continue to establish the worlds revealed to us.

Tonkla's Brother: The Arrival of Home

I'm sure we all saw this coming but the reveal is heartwrenching. To see such a sweet face and scene filled with hope and longing with its immediate contrast to harsh reality, my heart goes out to Tonkla. Some may infer that there's a separate timeline that exists alongside reality, but I think it's possibly a hyperrealistic hallucination or dream by Tonkla (since the last scene we see of him was just before heading to bed for the night but also his intense codependency on drugs). Of course on the surface, people can infer that this is simply Dome returning home from recovering from his injuries: however, I interpreted it philosophically. Dome arrived home for his soul to rest.

We're shown in the first half of the episode of Tonkla mourning after Dome's body is cremated (I'm also Buddhist but I'm nationally American and ethnically Vietnamese so my interpretation of the religion will have its differences), which now establishes Dome's physical remains returning to the earth which his soul can no longer return to. I imagined Dome's soul has reincarnated and given access to the Western Pureland (since Tonkla was physically outside in the warm sunlight versus his more cool toned coloring within his scenes), only hoping that he actually experienced resting on his deathbed ready to enter the afterlife with a smile. Now we know that Tonkla's fingerprints were already in the investigation database: we need to know why and what crimes he had already committed before the murder shown as the opening in episode 2. This is definitely going to affect Win's current dynamic with Tonkla, given that they're now living together and he has access to Tonkla's home and possessions. Maybe we'll experience another shift in character development like how Great was, but possibly targeting Korn if the company is involved in Dome's case somehow.

Honorable Mentions: Heart Attack Transition

This scene was literally so fucking cool. The match cuts and in and outs of the inversion (def going to have trigger warnings for future GIF sets) were literally out of this world, especially when I find out it's from the freaking painting within the hospital hallway that is just a prop on the surface. I wonder who suggested such a transition and I wonder how they'll depict Great's future heart attacks and visions. The VFX team is working overtime and I'm so impressed so please give them their flowers!

[artists-ally]

{Train Wreck} Cassian!Sister x Azriel AU {Pt. 2} TEASER

Hehehehehe enjoy some wicked banter my loves!

Tagging: @thelov3lybookworm @librafairy @needylilgal022 @cyrygher @lees-chaotic-brain @sarawritestories @claireswritingcorner @dawneternal @ninthcircleofprythian @blessthepizzaman @lady-of-tearshed @pit-and-the-pen @saltedcoffeescotch @acourtofbatboydreams @lilah-asteria

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“You certainly do like getting under his skin,” Azriel’s voice chilled my spine. 

“It certainly is another one of my favorite hobbies,” I responded, smiling as a woman and her older husband walked by, shaking Rhys, Cassian, and Azriel’s hands. 

“Along with the pick pocketing and hot-wiring?”

Just to prove how fucking capable I was, I carefully reached down, effortlessly removing his watch from his left wrist without a single hair being disturbed. I held it up in front of his face, dangling it like a carrot. His eyes widened and he looked from his empty wrist to the watch in my hand. 

“A rolex? A little… basic. Certainly this one could sell for a few hundred thousand, don’t you think?”

“Give that back,” he lowered his voice, and I smirked. 

“Finders keepers.”

“Now.” He was so easily ruffled. I had found a weakness of his; he did not like it when I touched his stuff. 

I placed the hunk of metal into his open palm and he put it on with a clenched jaw. “Insult my skills again and I’ll make sure the cash is deposited into my bank account before you even realize the watch is missing.”

“You’re quick, I’ll admit that,” he still whispered. “But we both know that you hide behind a mask to cover up the fact that you lack any level of human decency.”

Now that fucking stung. “Who the hell are you to tell me about human decency? And what the hell happened to the whole ‘we got off on the wrong foot’ shit? Your words, not mine.”

I need to stop believing that people will keep their word because first I thought Cassian was genuine when he told me to have fun and make friends. Wrong. And not that I really expected Azriel to stay true to his in the first place, but he had no business making assumptions about me. Even if they were right. 

The muscles in his jaw clenched as well as his fists. It was immediately wiped away as another guest approached. But when he was gone, his mouth was open again. 

“Fine, you got me there. Are you having a good time?”

“Do you honestly think I am?”

“I honestly don’t care,” he scoffed, eyes locking with mine when I stuck my tongue out at him. “You seriously need a lesson in etiquette.”

“And you seriously need a lesson in how to not be a douchebag,” I quipped, catching the attention of the couple that walked in front of us. I mouthed a ‘sorry’. 

Azriel’s shoulders shook with a suppressed laugh. “You really don’t know how to be subtle, do you?"

[a66-1]

ive been deep diving into angst, and its pride month so... Fem!Simon angst heheheheh

Fem!Simon x Fem!Reader

tw: cursing, unhealthy fighting, unhealthy relationship, bad reader for being mean, bad simon for overreacting, bad communication, threatening eachother, and of course they are still together at the end because of drinking. you've been warned my dude. (NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO MY FEM!SIMON UNIVERSE! this is merely for shits and giggles)

You promised yourself you wouldn't cry.

Here you were, 3rd fucking day in a row, fighting with Simon again. Red faced and angry Simon, when really the whole argument was your fault. It's not like you meant to be a bitch all week, but.. You were.

None of your arguments really meant anything more than well, and then a boring excuse followed. A pattern you have, to just be all defensive and not really try to be all that constructive.

"I mean, shit, babe, just be a decent human for once!" Simon cursed, gesturing wildly to herself, "I fucking get pissy all the time, but you don't see me being a bitch about it!"

You scoff, crossing you arms in a defensive way. "So name calling is where we are now? Really?"

"Oh get your head out of your ass, you're more of a preschooler than me." Simon retorted, standing up. "God damn, why the hell do we have to fight like this?"

"Maybe because you get all pissed over nothing-?"

"Over nothing?" Simon is quick to interrupt, to interject. You nodded, staring at her like she had to heads. "So talking to another girl isn't anything to, I dunno, lose my head over?!"

"I wasn't talking to her, fuck face! You just didn't want to keep fucking reading into it so you made a fuckin' assumption!" You throw out a weak reply. "It meant nothing other than some playful banter, you know that."

"Oh do I?" She approaches you, grabbing your arm. You yank it away, only for her to grab both. "You're always causing problems!"

"You're always making shit into problems!" You counter, shoving her away. She shoves your shoulder.

"Don't fucking act like that."

You flip her off, before storming into your room. You two have been getting more physical, and it was obvious.

It was a toxic relationship, maybe you should try and look for.. An out?

Who are you kidding.

Simon drank heavily that night, deciding to sleep on the couch rather than see your almost cheating ass for the rest of the night. You, however, couldn't really sleep that good after the fight. Sometimes you wish Simon would hit you so you could have an out, because you can't really leave without both of your reputations going down in the friend group.

You climb out of bed, and quietly move to the couch, smelling the liquor radiating from Simon.

"Si?" You asked quietly, head lowered. She huffed a questioning sound, before you moved to sit in her lap. Her gaze darkened, and you cupped her face with your hands. You kissed her lips softly, before dragging your hand down her chest.

"I'm sorry. Can I make it up to you?"

im sorry, truly, lmao.

ilysm babes..

-a661

[mikey180]

Hai I see that you open request

So, because I really miss Tower of god

I want to request family head fem reader x bam and maybe his friend too

Platonic and fluff (wait, can platonic became fluff?because I didn't understand what fluff meant) it can be head canon and one-shot maybe both

reader is a friend of arlene and v and the other family head, she think of arlene as her younger sister. When the family head attack arlene and v, FEM reader didn't agree with this, and planning to help arlene and v . After v died, fem reader help arlene to escape. Fem reader feel anger and sad, that her friend, she made in her journey to the top of the tower became like this ( ☹️ poor fem reader, she need someone's shoulder to cry on) she is immortal like the other family head, she have many kids but not all of them from her blood, she adopted them, she just have 2 kid, its a twin boy and girl. When bam and his team want to fight family heads, they need our help. One of his friend(fem reader's kid) tell bam,that maybe we can help him, so they go to fem reader's castle and meet us, when fem reader meet bam and the his team. Our focus is just on bam, when bam instroduce himself as v and arlene's kid, fem reader start to cry (because, finally! Fem reader can meet arlene's kid its been thousand years we haven't meet her and her kid maybe? ) fem reader start to hug him and say that she miss him and his parent (the rest is up to you) I want to know his team's reaction too hehehehehe.

This is so Long 😅, I get this idea from family head reader ( and then I start to think about it and want to request it, fem reader really misses the time, when she and her friends could gather together and chat calmly without any hostility, she hopes that those days can come back again)

Maybe I will request again if I want too

Fem reader x bam and team, platonic

Type- one shot

Flavor- fluff

The knock rings out through my palace as i resign inside, my curiosity turned from my book to the door as I use my Shinsu to open it. My children immediately run in to hug me, something I've missed dearly, eyes tearing up slightly as I find they're safe in their journey through the tower so far, my worries laid to a temporary rest.

They introduce me to their friends, but a certain brunette with amber eyes stands out, eyes that I'd recognize anywhere, but I keep yourself from saying anything as you listen to their story, careful to not make assumptions that could lead to being awkward. "...and so...we'd appreciate it if you could help us in any way you can." The brunette finishes explaining. I give a nod and explain to them what to do and how I could help, but at the end I suggest they rest for the night, having more than enough space to house them.

After Khun convinces rak to calm down from trying to go through with the plan right off the bat, I introduce myself and look at fire eyed boy, motioning to him. "And you are?

"the twenty fifth baam, ma'am."

I freeze for a moment, looking at him with a bit of shock. I swallow and glance away but before I can even try to hold the tears back, they fall and a quiet sob escapes my lips, sending shock to their faces. Without a word, I walk forward and wrap baam in a hug. "You're Arlene's boy...you're her's" I quietly cry as I hold him. I feel him hug me back after a second and look up to me with surprise. "You know her? My mother? What about her?" His surprise changes to intrigue and a bit of excitement at the idea I know of his family.

I sit him down to talk, answering all the questions he has as he nods at each answer, his teams reactions varying from confusion to irritation at the time I take with him and the answers I give. A soft smile graces my features as the time of the afternoon slowly passes, feeling at peace for the first time in years.

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I am sorry this is so short and may be a bit different from my normal writing style, but I'm just now getting back into writing. Thank you for requesting.

[erinbeast]

Demographics

1. Name: Erin

2. Age: 32

3. Sex/Gender: Agender

4. Ethnicity: American

5. Occupation: Office Coordinator

6. Socioeconomic status: Middle Class

7. Education: Some college (Went for degree in Graphic Design)

8. Other notes:

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Physical Appearance

1. Eye color: Green

2. Skin color: Grey/Black/White

3. Hair color: Blonde Blue fluff

4. Height: 5’8”

5. Weight: 130 lb

6. Body type: Slim

7. Fitness level: Good

8. Tattoos: Assassin’s Creed “Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted” on inner forearms, Boo and ShyGuy on right shoulder, Doom insignia on left shoulder, Dead Space marker/Isaac mask on lower left forearm, Cheshire cat on right thigh, Iris flowers on left collarbone, Slipknot S on back of neck, Eyeball Squid on left thigh, Time is Now, Now is Forever on inner wrists.

9. Scars/Birthmarks: Covered in small scars from various accidents and such.

10. Other distinguishing features: Is a lemur

11. Disabilities: ADHD and Bi-Polar

12. Fashion style: Sweater dresses, tight low jeans, boots of all kinds, thigh high socks, crop tops,

13. Accessories: Multiple piercings on face including, Gauged ear lobes, quadruple helix on left ear, industrial in right ear, septum piercing, VCH, two lower lip,

14. Cleanliness/Grooming: Showers everyday, lets hair do whatever it wants.

15. Posture/Gait: Good posture, quick walk

16. Tics: Bounces leg all the time, fidgets(always has figdget toys with them)

17. Coordination (or lack thereof): Average coordination

18. Weaknesses: Stubborn as a mule, minor temper problem, BRAT

19. Other notes:

History

1. Birth date: 19 Dec

2. Place of birth: Hahn, Germany

3. Key family members: Mom

4. Notable events/milestones: Born, raised, went to college, dropped out of college, got job in retail, finally got out of retail

5. Criminal record: None

6. Affiliations: Themselves

7. Skeletons in the closet:

8. Other notes:

Psychological Traits

1. Personality type: Brat, likes to tease and play

2. Personality traits: Stubborn, affectionate, playful, temperamental,

3. Temperament: Certain things (Views on things) tend to rile them up as well as being ignored.

4. Introvert/Extrovert: Introvert

5. Mannerisms: A bit childish

6. Educational background: Finished High school average student, went to college but ultimately burned out/flunked

7. Intelligence: Average, loves learning new things, especially random trivia

8. Self-esteem: High, they love showing off

9. Hobbies: Crafting whether it be painting, string art, origami, drawing, working with resin, or sewing and playing video games of all kinds

10. Skills/talents:

11. Loves: Ruckus Mommy, music, and video games

12. Morals/Virtues: Morally sound, knows right from wrong,

13. Phobias/Fears: Spiders and being abandoned

14. Angered by: Idiots

15. Pet peeves: Chewing loudly, stupidity, assumptions.

16. Obsessed with: Doom, Call of Duty Modern Warfare

17. Routines: None, they are play it by ear

18. Bad habits: Assuming things, picking at scabs and creating scars

19. Desires: Dom

20. Flaws: Slightly quick tempered, bratty

21. Quirks:

22. Favorite sayings: Mine, Mommy please, and No

23. Disabilities: None Physically

24. Secrets: Can lie but pretends to be bad at it

25. Regrets: None so far

26. Accomplishments:

27. Memories: Too many to list

28. Other notes:

Communication

1. Languages known: English, sporadic Spanish and German

2. Preferred communication methods: Text and speech

3. Accent: None

4. Style and pacing of speech: Quick talker, talks too fast sometimes and stumbles over words

5. Pitch: Medium high

6. Laughter: Hehehehehe

7. Smile: Maniac grin or laughter

8. Use of gestures: Uses hands to gesture when talking, hands go everywhere

9. Facial expressions: Can’t keep them quiet enough, their face says it all

10. Verbal expressions:

11. Other notes:

Strengths, Weaknesses, and Abilities

1. Physical strengths: Stamina

2. Physical weaknesses: Strength

3. Intellectual strengths: Art history, random trivia of all kinds

4. Intellectual weaknesses: Math, Science, Geography

5. Interpersonal strengths:

6. Interpersonal weaknesses:

7. Physical abilities: Nothing special

8. Magical abilities: None other than he is a lemur

9. Physical illnesses/conditions: None, Healthy

10. Mental illnesses/conditions: ADHD and Bi-polar depression

11. Other notes:

Relationships

1. Partner(s)/Significant other(s): Ruckus

2. Lover(s): Ruckus

3. Parents/Guardians: None

4. Children: None, he is baby

5. Grandparents: None

6. Grandchildren: None

7. Family: Dead

8. Pets: 6 cats and 1 dog

9. Best friends:

10. Friends: Ryan, Thurry, and Otter

11. Rivals: Themselves

12. Enemies: His own mind

13. Colleagues: Eh

14. Mentors/Teachers: Resents old lit teacher from high school

15. Idols/Role models: None, he doesn’t like comparing himself to others

16. Followers: Ruckus

17. Strangers: They exist, wish they would keep away

18. Non-living things: He likes them, they don’t talk back or argue

19. Clubs/Memberships: Brat Club

20. Social media presence: Tumblr and Twitter, occasionally watches TikTok, not huge on the trends though

21. Public perception of them: They do not care

[flyingcookierambles]

hhehehehehehe octoberrrrrrr

on one hand i still dont like that twitter post and also the allonormative culture/gatekeeping/aphobia from the larger queer (allos only) community

on the other hand my depressive spiral is pretty over now and ive discovered more about ace/aro stuff, followed more ace/aro blogs, joined the r/asexual discord and subreddit, the aro and aego subreddits, the ace sex-favorable/curious kink-friendly sub and discord (lets be real tho ill probably just lurk but its nice to know they exist+educational and relatable posts), kinky ace bsdm sex educator/youtuber Evie Lupine (bro she seems so friendly and understanding in all her videos its so nice!), some books fiction and non-fiction about aces/aspect by aces/aspec, a jdrama to watch (koisenu futari), and also have a ton of ace/aro positivity and educational posts in my drafts that im gonna schedule to be posted on ace week this year so yayyyyyyyyy.

also have a random bell hooks quote that i kinda agree with on how the sex positivity movement is very very allonormative. like. everyone assumes that everyone will have sex someday and will say yes at least once eventually someday, but what about those who will say no every time, not bc they’re “broken” or “frigid” or “prude/puritans”, but just bc they’re just not interested in it.

The focus on “sexual liberation” has always carried with it the assumption that the goal of such effort is to make it possible for individuals to engage in more and/or better sexual activity. Yet one assumption of sexual norms that many people find oppressive is the assumption that one “should” be engaged in sexual activity. This “should” is one expression of sexual coercion. Advocates of sexual liberation often imply that any individual who is not concerned about the quality of their experience or exercising greater sexual freedom is mentally disturbed or sexually repressed.

— bell hooks, Ending female sexual oppression

hehehehehe this oct 23 - 29 will be an interesting interesting time on main

[gorbo-longstocking]

reader opens the dishwasher and gets fucking blasted with steam, crumples onto the floor and just lies there for however long it takes for someone to find them

im making the assumption reader passed out from the steam blast and kind of made this way more silly goofy and platonic than romantic *head in hands* hope you still like though heheheheh :D

sans - he would be so confused, absolutely flabbergasted at the scene in the kitchen. you, sprawled out on the floor next to the open dishwasher. at first he thinks you hit yourself in the head, he’ll shake you to make sure youre ok and tell you someone else will get around to putting away the dishes. definitely a few puns interspersed, but hes kind of just confused.

papyrus - well you are now being checked out by paramedics because the second he saw you on the ground he already called 911. he is very happy it was just steam and youre ok, but now youre never allowed to go near the dish washer again. just in case.

red - he knocks you with his foot until you get up. of course hes worried, but as soon as youre up and about, thats the end of that. he’ll hover around to make sure you dont pass out again for like a day and a half.

edge - it depends on where you are in your friendship with him. if its new, he checks your pulse, picks you up and shakes you, and if youre coherent after, he will lecture you for an hour. if youre close friends, he will do all of that, just a bit nicer.

blue - this little guy is panicking the second he sees you on the ground. he will only calm down when you come to, and when you do he is frantically googling “how to bring a human back to life” he will be so happy youre okay.

stretch - pokes you a few times to make sure youre okay. he can work out what happened pretty easily, although hes still a bit worried. not worried enough to forgo drawing a mustache on your face though. youre gonna look in the mirror and discover you are covered in sharpie.

lord - shakes you vigorously until you come to and then asks you why you were laying on the kitchen floor. he appreciates you trying to help with the chores, but if youre going to drool on his brand new tile flooring, he’d rather you find something else to do.

mutt - he goes to check your pulse and due to lack of experience he cant find it. if youre not awake by that point, he runs off to get his brother. who will lecture you like above while mutt is just happy youre ok. he’ll tease you about it so hard for the rest of your life, youll be on your in your eighties and mutt will remind you of it.

[shizukateal]

An Abridged Version of my Lore Olympus Speculation:

Zeus: *currently* Fuck, is Persephone a fertility goddess? I got Apollo off my dick for now, but I should convince him to let go of her so she doesn't have any children...

Persephone: *is confirmed as a fertility goddess and reveals that Apollo r*ped her*

Zeus: Ah shit, this dude is serious, I need to find a way to keep Persephone away from him forever without raising suspicions. I know! Persephone I order you to marry Hades!!!!!!!

Persephone & Hades: ...well that works for us, but what are you gonna do about Demeter when she finds out?

Zeus: I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

*Demeter goes emo in an apeshit way and everyone blames him for it and the rest of the myth happens*(*)

Zeus: Well, that was exhausting, but hey, since Hades can't have children with Persephone everything will go smooth sailing from now on! Hehe, 10 points for Zeus.

Persephone: *gets pregnant with Hades*

Zeus: *clown music and kill bill sirens at the same time*

Semele: *gets pregnant around the same time*

Hera: *starts getting suspicious*

Zeus: ohshitohshitohshit what do I do now???!!!!! Oh, I know!!!!!! Hey Hera! *points at Zagreus*(**) THAT is tooooootally the child I had with Semele!!!!! Also maybe I'll favor him as my official heir above our own children for whatever reason!!!!!!

Hera: WHAT?! *orders a hit on Zagreus and he dies for a while*

Zeus: hehehehehe, all according to Keikaku.(***)

Persephone: HERA WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS MY CHILD!!!!!!

Hera: What?!

Persephone: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!!! 😭😭😭(****)

Hera: Persephone, wait, I can explai-!!! Ok, that's fucking IT. *finds Semele and tricks her into forcing Zeus to accidentally kill her and the unborn Dionysus (*****)* EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER IF I'M GONNA BE THE BAD GUY YOU DON'T GET YOUR HEIR EITHER WAY!!!!!!

Zeus: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-OK, ok, ok I can salvage this. *rebuilds Dionysus* *goes to Persephone* Heeeyyyyy sweetie you know how Hera toooooootally betrayed you and killed your child??

Persephone: Yeah... my child... who is totally, absolutely still dead... not like we somehow found a way to revive him or anything...............

Zeus: WELL, turns out Hera is still crazy and now she's trying to kill MY child!!! So even though it breaks :'( my heart :'( how about I give him to you and Hades to raise him. I will :'( totally :'( be sad :'(, but hey at least you'll get to replace the child you lost, right?!

Persephone:.....sure.

Epilogue:

French Spongebob Guy: Many. Years. Láter:

Orpheus: *on his way to/out of the underworld* Btw, who are you again?

Zagreus: *who knows this is the kid of his mother's enemy* I'm totally Dionysus, my good dude.

Orpheus: Huh, I could've sworn I heard people calling you Zagreus, tho...

Zagreus: Yeah that's just... my, uh... epithet. Yup, Zagreus Dionysus, that is totally me and nobody else.

(*) Around this time or before Persephone eats the pomegranate.

(**)He may use Echo for this.

(***)Keikaku means plan.

(****) Alternatively Hera could find out about Zeus intentions and warn Persephone and Hades a bit too late, not quite managing to stop the hit, but retaining their friendship. Maybe they decide between the 3 of them than announcing Zagreus' rebirth is too risky for now.

(*****) Maybe Dionysus was just very recently born and Hera does the thing under the assumption that she is still pregnant.

[soyatenada]

hehehehehe can i ask for a psychoanalysis too 🥺 ilysm and i hope ur day has been great gRrR 😭✊🏻💕

ofc my soft and chaotic love 🧡

here we go, bold assumptions:

(don't take this seriously as it is literally garbage im digging out of the dumpster that is my brain)

ok, i feel like you've been through some tough things with your family. i feel like you've had a few years where things weren't looking that great, where you felt a little hopeless and also a little left alone, because your parents were having issues. but your relationship to them is pretty good now. you've worked towards finding things that make you happy, and finding an identity that made you feel confident and secure in yourself. you've worked towards becoming someone that makes you happy to be. i feel like you enjoy who you are, and you often make yourself laugh. i feel like you do pretty well in school and that you're a pretty diligent person who likes to get along with your teachers and you generally don't start fights, debates or arguments. but, if forced into an argument, you're pretty good at standing up for yourself. you have a love for animals and i feel like you once considered to become a vet(?lmao). i feel like you used to love reading books as a kid but lately you've been slacking and you really want to pick it up again. i feel like your favorite movie is a movie that nobody has heard of and everyone is confused when you talk about it. i feel like you love investing your time and energy into things that can maybe look a little silly or meaningless to other people, but you find that it's totally worth it because they're things that make you happy. i feel like you sleep with pyjamas on, and that you wear a lot of natural colors of clothes? soft colors that is. i feel like your dream is to live alone in a small apartment and have a little balcony where you have loads of plants and can just sit and read and feel the wind and sun on your face :')

yeah that's it, that was very random and weird

[punkscowardschampions]

Liam & Edie

Liam: [alright so she’s gonna get there super early so the first question is do we want any kind of interaction with his poor mother first or do we save that for later]

Edie: [In my head it’s literally early enough that she could still be asleep but also if it’s the week ‘cos summer, she COULD be going to work, unless she does a moomin and takes it off, so I’m easy with either]

Liam: [yeah I was thinking like it’s technically day 5 but it’s early enough of an arrival you could call it day 4 because we’re extra, so she probably would be asleep but equally, she could’ve woken up early to say happy bday and all that before she has to go to work because I feel like she’d wanna take the day off but he’d be essentially like nah don’t I’ll see you later 1. Because Edie is coming and 2. Because fuck birthdays anyway even before we knew that was a thing that’d be happening]

Liam: [maybe it’s like she was gonna go in and wake him up but surprise we’re already up and chilling in our dead sister’s room and surprise x2 Edie is already here hello]

Edie: [your poor mother, so shooketh, so not prepared for this, at least Edie will be being polite to you because we wanna make a good first impression and we’re not a dick but we are still weird and here at like the arse crack of dawn so hi]

Liam: [at least for our plot purposes she’ll be too caught unawares to spoil the bday secret because up til now his phone wouldn’t be popping off too hard as it’s early and normal people are asleep]

Edie: [can we just take a moment to think about the fact this is the first time actually meeting each other]

Liam: [it blows my mind when I do think about it, honestly, I need to know all about her lewk please because we know how excited you’d be about this gal]

Edie: [I will have to find one because yes, you’ve gotta do your most to be cute]

Liam: [I care very much what colour your hair is and how hard you’re serving even though I know damn well all you’ve done so far is sit on his sister’s floor and talk and talk and TALK because not an exaggeration at all to say he wants to know everything about her, that’s his intense brand]

Liam: [but also what time does the sun come up in late August? Would that be too early to say she arrived before then so they can watch it together like they did the comet]

Edie: [we know we’d show up whenever, try and stop us famalam, so yes that’s definitely a thing we can say happens, I hope you live near-ish though or what time are you setting off from yours hen]

Liam: [ngl if she showed up at 3 or 4am I wouldn’t be surprised and he wouldn’t mind so fill your boots kids, we can totally say he lives close because that isn’t something we’ve given an Ali kid before and like I can see his parents being like the country air and peace and quiet etc will totally help our dying child, as if this is victorian times or whatever]

Edie: [tbf cities are grubby i’m sorrrrrrrrryyy anyway, love that for you, you can live on a busy bit of the countryside, a nice cul-de-sac mayhaps, at least you won’t get murdered lurking in the dark]

Liam: [get on zoopla and find us a cute gaff boo]

Edie: [heheheheh, okay so we know how we’re starting our day, what’s next]

Liam: [I think we’ve just gotta run this and see what pops up as we’re pondering cos y’all are wild could be anything going on, bye to his mum go get ready for work and then go gal you can do some bday cliches when you get back at like 4, Edie’ll know by then, so once his mum has swiftly excited just 👀 because even if you’ve got no feelings it’s super cute that she wants to make a good impression]

Edie: [just smiley blush like what, not commenting on his ma yet ‘cos she didn’t have time to really make an impression so we don’t need to do that ‘can’t have her changing her mind about loving the idea already’]

Liam: [get a bit closer to her so you can look at her even more intensely because she’s being even cuter with her lil blush and smile moment and this was such a good idea thank god ‘don’t change yours either’]

Edie: [just shaking our head hardcore ‘cos can’t speak suddenly]

Liam: [‘she’s not Lexie levels but still off putting, I know’ soz to his poor mum for vaguely giving a shit haha]

Edie: [‘you’ve not met mine’ like probably has on the low but shh the point is we know what all mums are like, in one way or another, ‘yet’ very much implying we cannot be put off tah]

Liam: [‘can I?’ has only just met you and wants to meet your mum, what boy in what universe would ever want that 🚩]

Edie: [my boo says run she says no, nod as enthusiastically purely ‘cos he wants to and we will not be saying no to anything]

Liam: [get even closer to her obvs because she just keeps being adorable with her enthusiasm and he’s obvs about it, just gonna be 👀 a mm away from her face in a sec]

Edie: [at least you can gently pull on the necklace he should be wearing ‘cos sent in the post]

Liam: [and you can kiss better wherever she got hers from even though it’s gonna be healed by now like she made you do at the time]

Edie: [genuinely wasn’t trying to be that bitch but I just googled where heals fastest when cut ‘cos that bitch and he didn’t want pain and bloody drama so and it literally said the mouth LMAO soz Liam I don’t make the rules-]

Liam: [soz not soz that you’re having your first kiss then lads]

Edie: [it’s kinda sweet that you aren’t like, actually kissing, if you know what I mean, like it’s about something else]

Liam: [it’s very pure and very your energy as a couple]

Edie: [you’ll be dying girl but that’s a moment]

Liam: [he genuinely would ask her if she/that was okay because we know she’s not had a boyfriend before because Rio would not stop hammering that point home]

Edie: [we’re so obviously more than okay but likewise not trying to be like OTT and put pressure on him because we’ve been told what Lexie was like, just smile and nod]

Liam: [pull her to her feet and to your room because we’ve not been in there yet but y’all are gonna find this robot dog]

Edie: [get to go through all his childhood things lowkey love that for yous just asking all the questions]

Liam: [and we’re definitely giving it to you which is another moment because he loved it]

Edie: [we’ve gotta pimp that pup up somehow, which is within your wheelhouse deffo ‘what’s he called?’]

Liam: [‘Chip’ and a face like yeah I know I was a kid byeee]

Edie: [just loving on it like a real dog, ‘I fucked with the beast’ ‘cos of course you did lmao]

Liam: [he’s as amused as I was when I read that because of course she did is right, clearly gonna put that film on for her]

Edie: [love that childlike energy for you too, definitely raiding for the good snacks even though it’s so early because why not sugar rush]

Liam: [same because we all know he didn’t get a chill childhood, at least there would be great snacks in because it being his bday and his mum hoping she can rock a birthday tea vibe on the low]

Edie: [sneaky bday energy, god bless, just find out what each others faves are]

Liam: [taking so many cute pics and vids during all this, be jealous everyone]

Edie: [I do have cute bed ones so have a duvet day until the notifs come in]

Liam: [gives him a reason for his phone to be blowing up but that’s not why we’re doing it, he’s just obsessed with the bae’s happiness]

Edie: [I can send them to you if you like]

Liam: [please do]

Edie: [at least you can take his phone under the assumption of taking a picture of him because he’s taken loads of you]

Liam: [and he’s not gonna stop you because he’s not stupid enough to have anything incriminating about stalking your sister on there and obvs isn’t thinking about it being his bday]

Edie: [awkward when you don’t wanna be like oh it’s your birthday but you can’t not be like that because then you’d be acting weird, just pull up whoever’s said happy bday latest like hey but soft]

Liam: [such a genuine shrug like oh yeah that idc]

Edie: [‘why didn’t you tell me?’ but without the 🥺 tone, genuine asking]

Liam: [‘I didn’t want you to know’ true but then you realise how it sounds so ‘it’s pressure on you and it don’t matter to me’]

Edie: [when there is nothing you can say to that but ‘fair enough’ because it is and we’re not gonna force it into a Big Thing ™ ‘we’re still having fun though’ because y’all are that’s facts]

Liam: [‘I can’t remember a birthday this about me’ because we can’t say he’s never had a fun bday ever but he’s never been the centre of attention ‘it is enough, and fun, having you here’]

Edie: [‘that is pressure… without anyone else taking any of the focus at all’ ‘cos we have plenty of siblings so we know what he’s saying, nothing is entirely about you when there’s other kids to still care about, make the robo dog kiss his cheek ‘it can be as fun as you like, and we can stay in all day, or go out too, it’s all up to you’]

Liam: [kiss her on the cheek thank you boy because she’s being a babe]

Edie: [🥰 look as we get up ‘what’s your favourite breakfast?’ like let’s go make that happen]

Liam: [I’m gonna say his fave is a full english/irish because when does anyone ever have the time or energy for all that faff so we can make you feel special here boy]

Edie: [giving you 2 options like we can make it here for you and that could include a shop dash to get all the bits which would be cute OR we can go to a cafe and get it and dine and dash which would also be cute]

Liam: [under duress I am voting for dine and dash because it feels very them and we’ll have loads of time to be domestic when they’re squatting in the holiday cottage etc]

Edie: [then let’s ride lads, the greasiest spoon we can find please]

Liam: [forever a mood]

Edie: [have a cute handhold as you walk, also enjoy the height difference imagine]

Liam: [don’t even I can’t fathom how tall he is, it’s crazy]

Edie: [love that you’re taller than our dad, taller than Buster, flex on ‘em babe you got that reach, it’s very much that picture of ariana and pete ‘cos that’s about y’alls heights lol]

Liam: [not to be that bitch but you would feel so safe and protected like I do get it]

Edie: [and I’m sorry but if you’re even a slightly curvier gal you can’t be with a small lad you feel like you’ll break them lmao]

Liam: [so many gals salty as hell at you rn Edie so soz]

Edie: [you love to see it, don’t get too close or we will fuck you up hens]

Liam: [I’m trying to think if there’s anything else cool they could do while they’re out cos I wanna keep the vibe chill but]

Edie: [we could go to the beach today, or we could find another thing for the ‘main event’ without being like this is what you’re doing for your bday highkey, perhaps something typical childhood birthday like bowling or laser tag that kind of energy]

Liam: [sadly you’re too much a giant to sneak into soft play]

Edie: [yes they usually have an age limit of 10-12 if memory serves and there’s no believing that lmao, although we could force the twins to go at a later date and go in with them]

Liam: [we’ll definitely give you another chance to go]

Edie: [okay so getting a bouncy castle to just put up and then we’re also having jelly and ice cream]

Liam: [green jelly is the best so you can pop off with 👽]

Edie: [i’m gonna try to find vibes deffo]

Liam: [actually love that you’ve gone from hanging out in his house to hanging out in a field and it’s the best birthday he’s had probably ever]

Liam: [kinda wanna let y’all have your first kiss on the bouncy castle but kinda have had that ruined for us by skins]

Edie: [#reclaimit and like, as much as y’all just having a good ass time getting to know each other, the casual tension still]

Liam: [it’s very much NOT a platonic good time and we all know it]

Edie: [we are not here to deny what’s here tah]

Liam: [only question is how far we’re taking it because y’all could hook up on it but you could also not]

Edie: [hmm, on the one hand, we absolutely would ‘cos wanna but on the other, I can see y’all making a slightly bigger thing out of it without you know, lighting candles lol, but you get me]

Liam: [same actually because you’re very romantic]

Edie: [right? Like it’ll deffo be in your way still but it’s your first time both of yas so you can make a thing of it if you bloody well like]

Liam: [and no shade to anyone because I’m not saying they should but not enough of our ships do make it a thing™️ because they just carried away by their feels and hormones lol, he has that degree of restraint, albeit for a sad reason so you might as well use it]

Edie: [no wonder you get so caught up in this babe, casual fairytale]

Liam: [me too gurl, me too, casually too invested in this doomed couple nbd]

Edie: [so sad, soz guys we’re rude]

Liam: [anything else cute we wanna do before your mum gets back and makes you do the cliche bday cake moment and you can get the bae to blow out your candles with you because have all the wishes my love]

Edie: [I think this gives us a good framework for how it’s gonna go, lots of cuteness, doing the least but making it the most]

Liam: [thank god it’s still summer so nobody can force you back home because you’ll both be gutted]

Edie: [fight us fam we clearly aren’t going anywhere, I like to think you got something for his mum whilst out even though it’s probably a bottle of wine neither of you can buy so bit cheeky but still cute]

Liam: [that’s adorable af, his mum can’t be mad we know she knows him and his sister did a lot worse, even if she doesn’t know it all but what does make me laugh is that she’d blatantly not let Edie stay the night because of how obvs underage she is and it’s like oh hun we’ve had many many opportunities to hook up all day but sure]

Edie: [love when parents draw that line, like this is why teens hook up in cars and anywhere else they can, also tis possible in daylight but god bless you for trying hun]

Liam: [so many parents do and there’s literally so many worse things he could be doing and in Liam’s case has done but pop off]

Edie: [oh when this baby is announced lmao sozzzzzzz]

Liam: [she’s gonna be UPSET, but in the now you can walk her home and that’s always cute af]

Edie: [so gentlemanly, also gonna bring you in impromptu to meet Ali like hello mother]

Liam: [the levels he’d just wanna stay because technically not breaking the rules to be over at the cali gaff but contrary to what I just said about baby Libi he doesn’t actually wanna upset his mum so he wouldn’t]

Edie: [we’ll let you be good today, of all days, let me post my ting and know the last pic is like now in a miss you already way]

Liam: [I’m cackling imagining Grace appearing like the extra child she is]

Edie: [curtain-twitching like a baby nosy hoe, I lol]

Liam: [thank god Lexie isn’t really crazy or you’d have to look out for her being at the window too]

Edie: [we ain’t afraid of you it’s definitely the other way round rn]

Liam: [hilarious considering how pure you’ve been all day]

Edie: tell me when you get home

Liam: I don’t want to get home

Edie: If you go somewhere I have to come

Liam: I know 😇 I promise

Liam: I’ll come back for you when it’s a new day

Edie: I’m not wishing this one away, I didn’t

Edie: I don’t want it to end

Liam: me either, but no spoilers or the wish will glitch and we won’t get what we did ask for

Edie: 😶

Edie: and we’ve got to follow the rules or you’ll turn into a 🎃 tonight

Liam: a massive me sized 🎃 do you think or one you could carry round

Edie: I could live in a you sized 🎃 but I’m not sure how comfortable that would be for you

Edie: but what if I dropped you if you were normal sized 😭

Liam: I’ve seen you on a bouncy castle, you’re not clumsy

Edie: despite your best attempts to floor me

Liam: you gave as good

Edie: yeah

Edie: I hope so

Liam: there was no cracking under the pressure

Edie: then you’ll have me back

Edie: and kiss me again

Liam: we can go back for as long as it stays up, then I’ll kiss you somewhere else

Edie: please

Edie: and you felt it

Edie: the kiss, it was more than nothing

Liam: I wouldn't have done it if it was nothing, how I know you feel is important and I'm not gonna hurt you

Edie: I know

Edie: I trust you

Edie: I’m just being annoying trying to make you say it

Liam: you couldn’t annoy me if you was trying, I’m on too big of a high from meeting you

Edie: I had the best day

Liam: I’ve gotta say thanks for today, meaning tomorrow’ll have an edge on it for being all about what you wanna do instead of me getting older

Edie: you don’t

Edie: it was mutual

Edie: you even let me help you blow out your candles

Liam: if I didn’t it’s 🎂 wasted you gave me the best 🎁 by being there, right before you were I still thought you might not show

Edie: a tiny part of me wasn’t sure

Edie: what if it messed everything we’d built up

Edie: but it didn’t

Liam: yeah, that was on my mind too, I’m either too much or not enough when I can’t moderate it how I do online, faker than my 🦎🧠 has got me used to acting, and found out for it sooner

Liam: but it wasn’t like that today

Edie: it’s easier when you can code the best response

Edie: put whatever skin on it works best in that moment

Edie: but this was better than anything I’ve made or seen in cyberspace so far

Liam: your fave 🤖 is a compliment I'll take any time, like

Edie: don’t tell Chip

Liam: he’s got more to rub in my face, he got to stay, I wouldn’t start it

Edie: [pic of him tucked up casually]

Edie: bit smug, tbh

Liam: in the world we just woke him up from I could be 💔😭 he’ll have to try harder now

Edie: [a pic of him up on her titties like mr steal yo gurl]

Edie: 😱😱

Edie: I’m gonna need to train him

Liam: I remember him as naughtier than me

Edie: checks out

Edie: you’re very 😇

Liam: if it was up to him you’d be sleeping on the bouncy castle together, however many rules it breaks

Edie: I think it’d be cosy

Edie: tomorrow though, we can have a nap

Liam: waiting until my ma falls asleep and I can sneak out, it’d be tomorrow

Edie: it’s not breaking the rules, if you’re sure

Edie: you can leave a note for when she wakes up

Liam: if you are, we’re doing what you want

Edie: obviously I want to

Liam: have to keep you up half the night first

Edie: you’d already done that without trying

Edie: but I’m not turning down more

Liam: me or the beast 😏

Edie: I’m not saying you’re covered in brown fur

Edie: but you are that big so

Edie: little column A little column B 😏

Liam: I’ll check the coat cupboard, might get me closer to ticking both boxes for you

Edie: 😂

Edie: you tick every box, you don’t need to kidnap my dad to make that happen

Liam: don’t be so quick to say no to something I know you’d like

Edie: 😍 okay, only if we see him on the way

Edie: tomorrow ain’t about him

Liam: 🎼

Liam: I should’ve got you to sing something other than happy birthday, lock my ma in as part of your fan club

Edie: karaoke night 👩‍🎤👨‍🎤

Liam: she’d have your arm off, to take you up on the idea and to take the 🎤 off you for her turn

Edie: I’ll bring the machine and plenty of 90s bops

Liam: what would your first pick be

Edie: 🤔

Edie: I’d have to pick My Heart Will Go On to win your ma over, obviously

Edie: assuming she’s not fuming I’ve stolen it

Liam: too 😤 at the ending as if everyone don’t know the boat sinks and loads of people die

Liam: go for the Whitney song, the film’s got a lower body count

Edie: just poor Whit IRL

Edie: 😎 he’s no beast but

Liam: you don’t want no posh 🤴 sort over a handworking lad who keeps coming through for you, I keep saying you’re smart

Edie: makes my motives sound a bit evil

Edie: nothing but true ❤️ works remember

Liam: but you wouldn’t fall in love with someone you’ve got nothing in common with, there’d be no connection

Edie: true

Liam: I’d never call out your motives as evil, even a bit

Edie: you can if I am ever 👻👺🧙‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️��💀 to you

Liam: that’s more far fetched than you and 🤴

Edie: who did you have a crush on as a kid

Liam: 🧚

Edie: Good choice

Liam: - as many points off as deserved for Lexie and I’ve still got proven good taste

Edie: I get it

Edie: I can see the appeal

Liam: being able to fly is enough of one

Edie: She looks like she might 🎯 a bitch for you but she’s the Wendy really

Liam: there's no appeal to Lex and no need to try and find it

Edie: 🏹🏹🏹💘

Edie: She’s 💀 to us

Liam: and soon to the rest of her mates including your sister

Edie: I hadn’t thought about her all day

Edie: Or anyone else

Edie: just you

Liam: you don't have to think about her ever again

Edie: I won’t show up and 😭 at her ⚰️🪦 when we bury her

Edie: We’ve got plans

Liam: I only mentioned her at all as a - bc you're such a massive + but I probably should've said that without her name being dropped in

Edie: nah, not even mentioning her is gonna affect how +++ this all is

Liam: it makes me seem like I've got her on my mind though and I don't want you to think I do

Edie: you can tell me what really is then

Edie: even if that’s tinkerbell

Edie: or that fry-up still

Liam: you are, and when my ma is gonna go the fuck to bed so I can kiss you again

Edie: I can feel the 👻 of you, your lips touching mine and where your hands were and where I wanted them to be next

Edie: it’s making me wish I were 🧚 so I could find a drowsiness potion to give her or just sprinkle some pixie dust on you so you could fly in my window right now

Edie: weren’t my 🎂 wish though, no spoilers ever 🤐

Edie: I could kiss you all night

Edie: And all day

Edie: But I have got other things we can do, even though it’s my day tomorrow, can’t be that selfish

Liam: not kissing all day or all night if that’s what you’ve decided but long enough for my hands to go where you wanted them next, yeah? i’d say it’d more be selfish if you didn’t share the complete thought with me

Edie: You don’t know exactly what I want?

Edie: It felt like you knew to me

Liam: it sounds better if I say I don’t and get it right instead of saying I do and getting it wrong

Edie: You haven’t got any of this wrong, trust me

Liam: honestly didn’t feel like I had but my instincts ain’t as easy to trust as you are

Edie: I promise I’ll tell you if you ever do

Edie: but you aren’t going to

Liam: that’s the connection I was going on about before, useful for the beginning, middle and the happy ending

Edie: You’re better than any lad in any film

Liam: you’re all I wanna see on film

Edie: bring a 📹

Liam: look for the ⏺️ light flashing in your window

Edie: like a 🌠

Liam: and ⏰ which won’t trigger 🚨 before we can get you out

Edie: I have had previous experience sneaking out, even if not to meet boys

Edie: that bit, I can do

Liam: there’s shit you can’t do, don’t believe that bit for a sec

Edie: 😏 you know

Edie: as my sister tried to make me sound like a total child

Liam: she knows you different to me, you’re a separate person to her than how you exist when we’re together

Edie: yeah

Edie: that’s how she likes to keep us, still about 7 in her head

Liam: my sister went the other way, she wasn’t waiting round for me to grow up when she could tell me to hurry up and do x z or z thing with her

Edie: it’s cool, that she didn’t treat you like an incapable kid

Edie: better, anyway, right?

Liam: but sometimes I wish she’d let me be one, it don’t matter, you can’t turn round like not today I wanna go to the park with my mates, not with lads I already knew were gonna be gone long before her, not to do fuck all instead of a crazy scheme

Edie: being ‘grown’ is only fun if it’s how you wanna do it, that’s definitely the main draw of not being a kid, doing exactly what you want and when

Edie: less shine if it isn’t your scheme

Liam: I think it’d be 🌟✨ to be looked after, but I get it’d fade for me if I had a sister like yours

Edie: you already charmed her, she’ll extend the courtesy to you now too I bet

Liam: it’s too late for me to start living like that

Edie: not if you want it

Edie: we can do it

Liam: I ain’t had a family in so long, I dunno if I could do it

Edie: we don’t need mine

Edie: we can have our own

Liam: can we

Edie: yes

Edie: and we can do anything and everything you missed out on

Liam: what happens if nothing changes and I’m stuck as a 🤖

Edie: if that happens then a baby won’t

Liam: and you’ll have to leave

Edie: no

Liam: I’m not taking no for an answer or asking anyone to love me if I can’t love them back

Edie: I can do it

Liam: your ++++ can’t make up for such a massive - in me

Edie: don’t give in yet

Edie: we have nothing but time

Liam: I’m saying it before I give in to you and believe we can do this

Edie: okay

Edie: I am listening

Liam: I’m not dying, I don’t get to be as selfish as my sister and I wanna care more than my parents

Edie: I love that about you

Edie: not enough people give a shit about anyone who isn’t themselves

Edie: or act like they’re a saint if the list includes the person they’re fucking too

Liam: we can’t do things just to try and force me to feel, even though I want to

Edie: it’s up to you

Edie: all of it

Edie: I don’t want to force you to do anything

Liam: it’s not, it’s equally up to you

Edie: Kinda

Edie: but I already feel things for you

Liam: I’m not gonna let your feelings force you to do anything same as you’re not gonna let what I don’t do it for me

Edie: I won’t let this fail

Liam: me either

Edie: does 16 feel any different

Liam: only bc of how I celebrated it

Edie: well I like that 🥰

Edie: I’m getting you a gift, just give me time

Liam: you’ve given me loads of 🎁🎁

Edie: nothing I could tie up with a bow

Liam: you could do a 🎀 in your hair before you come out, but it probably won’t help with your sister thinking you’re a kid still

Edie: 🤞 she shouldn’t be seeing me

Liam: or the 📹 footage of you 👧🏼

Edie: not for her 👀

Edie: or anyone else’s if we decide

Liam: if they’ve not had their fix of you today that’s their 💔

Edie: I’m for you

Liam: I’m buzzing not to be afraid of that, maybe normal is overrated this time

Edie: maybe it’s just scary

Liam: you’re not

Edie: 👺

Liam: you’re 🔥 people are scared of it but it’s not about you, it’s a them thing

Edie: I could cry

Edie: again

Edie: I’ll burn it all down

Liam: you’ve been crying

Edie: only happy crying

Liam: you nearly did force a fear response there for a sec

Edie: I didn’t mean to baby

Liam: I know, it was a me thing too

Edie: how’d it feel though, as it nearly happened

Liam: I was about to leave and make sure you were alright, I forgot about happy crying

Edie: 🚨🚨🚨

Edie: I can’t remember the last time I felt that, actually

Liam: it’s the kind of day for it, I can’t remember spending this much time with someone and thinking it wasn’t enough

Edie: Me either

Edie: I usually zone out after a sentence or two

Edie: it’s enough to know we have nothing worth discussing

Edie: sounds fake, how hard I’ve gone here, but I never care enough

Liam: it’d sound fake how hard I relate to not giving a fuck about anyone or anything in years before this

Edie: people reckon it’d be freeing, not relating, not being connected to anyone else

Edie: and I guess it is

Edie: but it’s boring before it’s anything else

Liam: and I’d come across as certifiably crazy if I tried to explain what walking round as me with everyone else seeming so unreal was like

Edie: people are idiots

Edie: they wouldn’t take the time to get it

Edie: just take it as a 🔫 admission or some shit

Liam: they’d only take the time to feel bad for me, I’m down for no more of that as long as I live

Edie: fuck that shit

Liam: yeah

Edie: when school starts, we’re gonna fuck shit up

Edie: without a 🔫

Liam: we should go in the night before

Edie: dedicated 😍

Liam: not saying I’ve got my ear to my ma’s door at the minute bc that’d be weird but I am, yeah

Edie: if you want something to listen to

Edie: [a song that’s clearly about today]

Liam: if you wanna hear a review I’m gonna need longer than it clearly took you to write that

Liam: I seriously don’t know what to say

Edie: it’d sound pretentious to say I think in lyrics but there’s always a tune in my head so

Edie: when you’re as inspiring as you are

Liam: when I can finally get out of here I know exactly what to do, putting words to my reaction to you being everything you are can wait

Edie: I’ll do my best to wait

Edie: but that sounds 🥴

Liam: I’m not waiting, I’ll make sure she don’t hear me go

Edie: I believe in you 😶

Liam: [obvs do that and show up to her window because we all know you can and it wouldn’t take you very long]

Edie: [question is are you ground floor music room or your room and Billie better be asleep lmao]

Liam: [how do you want it boo cos both are moods]

Edie: [I say go for your room so you have to climb and you have to control your excitement ‘til you too are out of the window]

Liam: [soz that he is gonna kiss you literally immediately though like as he’s coming through the window so you really are gonna have to control your excitement gal and also your volume]

Edie: [good luck with that sweetie, love this for you two]

Liam: [just fully making out rn nbd]

Edie: [sorry we must literally]

Liam: [do leave before you wake Billie up though lads]

Edie: [you gotta because we do not have that much chill to get any further than this]

Liam: [it’s been an overwhelming af day we’ll allow the lack of chill and get you away from the fam]

Edie: [run babies run, we’re so 😍]

Liam: [get back to the bouncy castle because y’all are 10000% those bitches who would legit kiss for hours just for the joy of it]

Edie: [you’ll be dying but in the best way]

Liam: [like who else is gonna be fully savouring this bit for what it is and how it feels in its own right, we know it’s you]

Edie: [you’ve been feeling fuck all, you deserve it, we will be putting across as much]

Liam: [and she’s never felt like this before either so we don’t need to be rushing anything rn or ever]

Edie: [exactly, ugh, so cute, you definitely brought a blanket before you ran]

Liam: [the adorable snuggles you can have bye]

Edie: [‘this was the best day ever’ so sincerely]

Liam: [just nod because we very much agree to a speechless level]

Edie: [sing to him IRL but not in a cringe way lol, a chill one]

Liam: [that is everything though]

Edie: [just that happy soz]

Liam: [not at all soz]

Edie: [what a time, deffo think one of you should get in a bit of trouble for being out right now, even if they can’t find you ‘til they do, like either his mum or someone in cali gaff wakes up like hello?]

Liam: [maybe his mum because it do be her rule and she do be extra rn in terms of her emotions and realistically even if Billie did wake up she’s not gonna dob you in]

Edie: [seems legit, how would he wanna deal, ‘cos his phone can be blowing up as soon as she realises]

Liam: [sadly he’s probably gonna have to go back because he’s not ever a fuck you mum kinda bitch, unlike 99% of the other characters lol, but he’d be leaving it as long as he could]

Edie: [we understand even if this back and forth is a trip, the bouncy castle was nearby so you’re fine]

Liam: [it would be very obvious at least that he does NOT want to go, so he’s not just messing you about intentionally gal]

Edie: [whatever we might be thinking, we know it’s not that energy like you’re not a fuckboy tah everyone]

Liam: [when your mum is overprotective as hell but you’re still gonna die soz hun]

Edie: [it’s very rude to everyone you included hun]

Liam: [and you can’t even talk to the bae cos she’s gonna be popping off at you for ages]

Edie: [we can skip but I’ll just do some immediate afters from her first]

Edie: sorry sorry sorry

Edie: hope you don’t get in so much shit we can’t meet up later

Edie: just tell me when you can

Liam: I won’t, I’ll talk her round, don’t worry

Liam: when she lets me talk

Edie: does she hate me

Liam: I didn’t tell her I was with you, she’s only 😡 at me

Edie: what did you say that she believed

Liam: my mates were 🥺 bc I’d been with you all day

Edie: fair play, boys are clingy like that

Liam: she’s have an unhappy cry and we’ll move past it

Edie: should I have told you no?

Liam: you didn’t know she was gonna find out, I should’ve

Edie: I didn’t want to, I didn’t want you to want to either

Edie: but I feel bad if I make her cry

Liam: it isn’t really about me not being here, it’s about my sister not, this is what she gets like every year

Edie: yeah, of course

Edie: it’s not about us

Edie: be nice if there was something we could do now but I know that’s probably not the case either

Liam: she’ll feel better after she’s shouted at me

Edie: 🔇

Liam: [a gap while that’s going on, such fun I’m sure]

Liam: it’s sorted

Edie: you okay?

Liam: if you can’t hurt me, she ain’t gonna

Edie: are you tired though

Edie: as it’s my day, I can make you have a nap, if you need it

Liam: you’re gonna make me 😴 when there’s 0 limits on what we could do

Liam: serious

Edie: if that’s a challenge to make you 😴 with everything we’re GONNA do

Edie: then challenge accepted

Liam: how much of a challenge are you gonna make it for me to find out what that everything is

Edie: as much of a challenge to be fun

Edie: can’t have you getting bored as well as 😴

Liam: it’ll be a fun challenge too proving I’m not tired or bored

Edie: well, when we can go out again at more sociable hours

Edie: you can start with this [clue] to come find me and prove it

Liam: ok but until then [so many pictures of people with their eyes crossed out from whatever his mum has to read and deface or like their entire photo album tbh because MISS YOU SO SO MUCH] you can have this

Edie: we need a 🏠 of our own

Edie: missing you is so

Edie: intense

Liam: I'll start hunting for a not too trashed empty round and about we can stay in until the holiday cottages clear out

Edie: how’d you guess

Edie: I told you I’d stay busy

Edie: you still have to find me so not a total fail on my behalf

Liam: I didn't, I promise, we must just think really alike and want the same things

Liam: when did you even do this

Edie: sitting still is not a speciality

Edie: and i’ve got a lapel mic so I could record and 🚴‍♀️

Edie: clearly need a go-pro for streaming purposes but you would’ve been 😱 to see that sudden POV change

Liam: I ain't scratched the surface of what you're capable of, have I

Edie: 🤔

Edie: keep going and find out, I reckon

Liam: 😏

Edie: [selfie like 😁]

Liam: I dunno how I'm gonna get used to looking at your 😁 face all the time when we live together, something else to find out

Edie: I could get a 🤡 mask

Liam: we both know the smile underneath is more deadly to me

Edie: you’re deadly and you could kill me

Edie: but I promised

Liam: and you’d never break a promise to me

Edie: never ever

Edie: you’ve got the blood to prove it

Liam: when can I solve the first clue

Edie: is your mum going to work today?

Liam: unless she pulls a sickie

Edie: whenever she’s up for the day, you can go

Edie: even if she’s not mad at me, I don’t want her to be mad at you

Liam: if I leave then, you’ve gotta go sleep for a while now

Edie: I don’t know if I can

Edie: my 🧠 & 💗 are vibrating, that’s what it feels like

Liam: yeah, meaning the comedown is gonna hurt when it does catch up to you and I don’t want you to

Edie: I’ll sleep with you

Liam: my nightmares’ll wake you up

Edie: then I can protect you

Liam: not from what’s already happened

Edie: but from getting stuck there

Liam: seeing me like that is gonna be

Liam: you won’t like it

Edie: I know but I can’t help if I don’t see it

Edie: all of it

Liam: alright, I did say it was a good thing you don’t close your eyes to what everyone else does

Edie: [👀 pic always]

Edie: If you go to sleep, I’ll feel it and I will too

Edie: then I can come find you

Liam: I’ll do it if you sing to me again

Edie: [call so you can do that and both have some sleep]

Liam: [love that for you, keep being adorable forever please lads]

Edie: [so that was my main vibe for today ‘cos she did say she’d look, it should be crappy though and not the one that you find that you actually love straight away so you don’t need to stay here, but you can spend the day there]

Liam: [and you can have fun fucking it up at the end cos you’re not gonna stay]

Edie: [exactly, a more genuine squat vibe this time, so you can get all the creepy shots and footage, as well as just causing some genuine carnage]

Liam: [I’ll see if one of the million pics I have of him holding a camera has the right energy and send it to you]

Edie: [woopwoop, likewise, a more 😈 day but definitely still cute]

Liam: [can’t not be cute ever]

Edie: [tried to fight it but we can’t]

[bssaz97]

I feel Nora would be the one after grand baby’s by trying to hook her daughter up with Rowan and juane and ruby would right it off as Nora being Nora

You sir are spot on in your assumption, this is exactly how Nora in my head cannon reacts.

When Nora first found out that Jaune and Ruby had a boy she knew right then that this would be the one to give her daughter children and in effect give her grand babies to spoil and take on adventures. She constructed many plans and scenarios that entail how her daughter, Liena, would woo Rowan. She had to wait awhile just to see if it turned out that the two kids liked (were attracted to) people of the opposite gender, then she started to enact her plan. Ren, Jaune and Ruby know about her schemes as whenever they come over to visit each other Nora makes it a point that the children come as well. Jaune and Ruby find it a bit silly and Nora being normal Nora for them to really take it seriously, as they wished for their children to find dating partners naturally (especially since Rowan has both cases of their genes that makes him awkward and oblivious when it comes to the concept of dating). Although they wouldn’t be opposed to the idea of the two got together.

Liena is throughly embarrasses when she’s old enough to learn about her mother’s plan and tries to stop her whenever possible (most of the time by using a Aura Jab). Liena lacks any of the confidence or chaotic nature of her Mom, she is more reserved and cautious when engaging with social groups. She prefers to enjoy Rowan’s company without the pressure or goal of becoming his girlfriend or “waifu” as Nora puts it. She’s known Rowan since infancy and doesn’t want to risk jeopardizing or even ruining their friendship because of her mother’s crazy schemes. Although she won’t deny that he’s gotten rather good looking as the years go by.....

Nora: “‘GASP!~’ Oh yeah, it’s all coming together. Hehehehehe~ GAH!” *gets Aura Jab’d*

Liena: “Mom... You’re scaring people.”

On Rowan’s side of things... he’s oblivious to the entire plot and scheme. He’s gotten used to most of Auntie Nora’s shenanigans and dismisses it as her being Auntie Nora. He enjoys hanging out with Liena as she’s one of, if not, his best friend as they spend the most time together and play games and watch Mistrali anime shows together. He’s noticed during the last few years of Liena being more irritable towards her mom, which is strange as she is Auntie Nora’s pride and joy to adore. Whatever is going on between them he hopes they could come to terms soon as he’s starting to get concerned over the amount of times his Aunt has been Aura Jab’d by his childhood friend.

[amenomiko]

https://picrew.me/image_maker/43383

Thank you for the request. I’m so sorry for the late reply. It took me a while to squeeze my brain juice. So we have:

Nobunaga - Boyish Twin Mitsuhide - Moe (Overly Cute) Hideyoshi - Ara ara type (LOL) Kenshin - Chirpy Masamune - 2 Personality

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Nobunaga - Boyish Twin

-Her twin is the opposite of her. If she's the lady-like one, this one would be her pisces; the boyish girl.

-Nobunaga couldn't let his smug attitude take over like AT ALL, because he is too preoccupied with her twin, now sitting cross legs (with short pants even) in front of him and even though Nobunaga will usually be the smirking party, he didn't know why he wanted to protect this one.

-He sounds like Hideyoshi somehow with "Lady shouldn't sit like that."

-"Ehhhh you are no fun!! HAHAHAHA!!"

-He is too flabbergasted when her twin laugh out loud and smack his back while she's at it, and MC can count the amount he look back at her to call for help from his troubled expression.

-But she find it amusing to see his culture shock-- era shocked face.

-He jumped from his seat when her twin BURPS and FARTS like nobody's business.

-He went pale the whole time and MC couldn't help but to laugh at this.

Mitsuhide - Too.OVERLY.CUTE Twin

-If MC is heaven,

-Her twin is H E L L.

-Not because of satanic attitude, but her personality is what makes her a HELL to him.

-She is each and every weakness of Mitsuhide. She is shy, soft, 100% clumsy like Mitsunari, and an airhead as well.

-When he tried to tease her she will be both "Eh O///O?" and "Eh OuO?" Mitsuhide find it hard to respond to both.

-He almost, ALMOST break when both MC and her twin bump themselves on the wall together, except that her twin will be confused of why the wall is there, then she apologize when she bump onto the corner of the table after that.

-He snorted when she sniffed on her shoes and make those of cat expression after they smell on something bad.

-When she was asked why, she answers "Because I wonder where did the smell came from." innocently.

-At the end of the day, her twin approached him by tugging on his sleeve gently, "P-please take care of my twin, okay? If you make her cry I will buu buu get angry >3<!" in a very low yet C U T E voice.

-"Let's get married as soon as possible so I can have her as my little sister officially."

-Mc: But we are of the same age--

-Him: Little sister ^^.

Hideyoshi - Matured Twin

-According to MC, she is a school teacher. A discipline teacher.

-At first, Hideyoshi is nervous before meeting her sibling, especially a twin at that, she must have been someone possessive over their twin for taking their other half away from them.

-But MC assures that he will get along and might understand each other better because..

-"MC, how many times do I have to tell you to not go alone to a place you aren't familiar with? Now look who you just brought back?" - The twin.

-"MC, how many times do I have to tell you to not carry heavy things?" - Him.

-"Ah, this sister of mine..! She ever injured her knees because it got twisted when she carry loads of books back in her university days..!"

-Both of Hideyoshi and her twin shakes their head at her.

-THIS is why they can get along.

-"So do you have any siblings?"

-He smiled wryly. "No.. because you see.." The moment he told her his background story she be all like "Oh my, my, my~ (or you can read it as "Ara ara ara ara" in Japanese)."

-"OOF O///O!" Her twin hugged him in between her breasts. "You poor thing..!"

-They may look the same but..

-MC look down at her own breasts and sighs.

Kenshin - Chirpy and Happy-go-lucky

-"You are God of War?? Awesome!!"

-"You cut off people's head?? Cool!!"

-"Wowww so this is your sword?? I LOVE IT!"

-"Sissy, I like him! Get married quick!!"

-"Hmm? Why do you look pale? Are you nervous... in meeting ME?? HEHEHEHE *smacks* I know I'm cute~!!! *smack smack*!!"

-Kenshin were too speechless to her twin. If she is gentle, her twin is the noisy one.

-She likes to jump. A lot. So giddy, cheerful, and is like a ball of unlimited energy.

-"Don't you ever get tired..?" Kenshin managed to gather his thoughts and ask.

-"Hmmmmmm~~~" She poke his shoulder, signalling him to come closer. When he did, she LITERALLY shouted in his ear with "I DON'T KNOWWWW!! WEEEEE~~~" and she jumped away again.

-"...."

-"Sis, can you turn it down? The neighbor will-"

-"Nah, they have moved out."

-"Why-- oh."

-"Hm? Do you know why??"

-She shakes her head, feigning innocence. "No, I don't. Anyway, could you make him some more tea?"

-She jumps "Okayyyy!!"

-MC leaned to his other ear, "If she lead your soldiers, do you think she will win?"

-"...Without a doubt."

Masamune - Hell coated with Heaven

-She is beautiful, just like MC.

-But the moment he met her, he have made a mistake. He assumed that she looks nice but he didn't know the hell that waits for him when they were left alone when MC said she need to take a bath.

-From that assumption itself--he thought he can tease her and get a blushing cheeks just like his lover, but..

-"...Haa?"

-It's like those flowers around her withered the moment her smile fades in instant.

-He froze. "Eh--?"

-"Is this how you act behind my sister? Is this how you act before meeting her? Is this your TRUE COLOR? HM?"

-"A-ah no, I was just-"

-"Just what? Just what?? As if I'm going to let go of her that easily..! Not to you, even though you are good looking. And what's with that eye patch? Are you imitating Jack Sparrow?" She scrunched her face in disgust. "Ew."

-Ew.

-Ew.

-EW???? Did she just "Ew"-ed at him? Him, the most handsome warlord??

-"Now, now, kitten, that's not nice."

-"I don't need your approval on being nice or not. Listen here, mister." He nearly give out a squeak when she suddenly grab him by the collar, "You need to win me to get to her. You may win Father and Mother's heart.. but NOT ME. As if I'm going to give you my baby twin EASILY. YOU GOT ME MR. PIRATE?"

-"Hoooh? I accept this challenge."

-"Hmph."

-Both of them smirk to each other until MC appeared at the door, not seeing what's happening as she was busy with drying her hair with the towel. "Ah, it's been a while since I take a very nice bath~ oh ___ how's everything? Get to know him better?" She giggled.

-His only eye nearly popped out when her twin beamed the most cutest smile ever. "Yes, MC..! He is a very, very nice guy."

-"Hehehehe that's great..! And Masamune~? Did you tease her with your flirting?"

-"Me? Of course not, Kitten. Your sister is like my sister too. Heh."

-"Hehehe okay..!"

-The right moment she turned around both of them hiss with one another.

Hehehehehe <3

[ff-imagines]

Idk why but i think it'll be cute if the best bois got jealous >:3

Best bois jealous: one gets spicy, the other is just a cutie who loves you so much it hurts lmao

Side note: when I get back to my computer I just might continue writing the sweet tofu portion of requested cause I need some nsfw practice heheheheh~

Tofu twins getting jealous...

Sweet tofu:

• oh boy

• if he sees someone hitting on you? It’s honestly kinda terrifying

• I mean, he’s the absolute undefeated king of being creepy

• he’s one of the only food souls that genuinely scares black tea, some rando hitting on you has absolutely no chance getting out of this unscathed

• can honestly seem a little yandere if the person is being aggressive enough

• he’ll just stand behind the other person, smiling unsettlingly wide, and come up behind them, bringing his hand along the persons neck and squeezing

• uses his other hand to twist the person’s arm to a painful point

• just leans his head close to their ear and whispers absolutely terrifying threats of what he’ll do if they don’t get out of this place, and if they dare to show their face near him, or you, ever again

• they’re out of there faster than fucking light as soon as he lets go of their arm

• but if he’s jealous of a friend?

• creepy mode is still on, he just knows he can’t turn to violence

• tries to beckon you away from going out, staying in with him instead

• if that doesn’t work, he kinda broods all day till you get back

• doesn’t want to let you know he’s angry, doesn’t like to show you when he’s upset at any time

• except for when he’s defending you, then he’d full on break their knees no questions asked

• you’re casually working at your desk, him standing around your room

• he’s trying to keep his calm

• but it’s really bothering him

• and eventually a snarky comment on how you and the friend are awful close sneaks past his lips

• “hold up what”

• well it’s out there, he might as well press the issue

• “it’s nothing. You’re just... a little too close, don’t you think?”

• you stand up, ready to defend yourself from a ridiculous assumption

• “what do you mean by that?”

• he kinda thinks you’re playing dumb for a second, maybe it’s some kind of test?

• “are you making a joke? You’re spending so much time you barely have any with me.”

• he’s smirking like he’s trying to play it off jokingly, but you can see his jaw is flexing from how hard he’s clenching his teeth

• “they’re only a friend, sweet.”

• “is that so?”

• he turns more to face you, walking up to you slowly

• “yes. It is so.”

• you’re backing up slightly, he’s still moving forward

• your back hits the wall, his smile is getting wider

• he stops inches away from you, roughly pinning a wrist to the wall while the other smacks against the wall near your shoulder

• he gives a throaty chuckle, and a smile that doesn’t quite meant his eyes

• he slides himself closer, resting his forearm next to your head

• “I’m not convinced, kitten.”

• he leans in incredibly close to your neck, biting down harshly

• you squeak, grasping his shirt with your free hand

• you know he’s purposely leaving a very noticeable mark

• he nibbles on the skin a bit, darkly chuckling as he feels you squirming

• he brings his lips next to your ear, lowering his voice and whispering harshly

• his voice makes you melt under him like a sedative was injected in your veins

• “i think you need a reminder on who you’re dedicated to, kitten~”

• well, a little reminder never hurt anyone~

Salty tofu:

• when salty sees someone hitting on you in public it’s point blank rage

• he’s not as creepy as sweet, more so straight up scary

• you can almost see his anger coming off him in waves

• he’s never been one to keep his anger in check

• he’s not gonna straight up murder them but they’ll... soon learn the error of their ways.

• when it comes to getting jealous of a friend?

• oh no

• he can’t be angry at that person cause he can’t expect you to only talk to him at all times

• even though he wants you too

• so he thinks “ok fine. Maybe I’ll just go with them so I can at least talk a little”

• bad idea. Very bad idea.

• makes him feel worse because your friend and you just seem to click on certain topics he has no goddamn clue about anything on

• and your friend is very touchy

• you guys talk about the past and things he obviously can’t comment on, leaving him out entirely

• and that makes him feel queasy with jealously

• eventually he kinda stops trying to contribute to your guys conversation and he kinda sits on his chair, his hands are clenched so tightly they’re bright white

• he and you walk home in silence

• you can tell he’s upset about something

• gee what gave it away

• and he feels like if he talks he’ll scream out of anger

• he refuses to yell at you, he’ll just go home and screech into a pillow or something

• but the second you guys enter your home you tap his arm

• “hey, you. I didn’t want to say anything while we were in public, but you seem.... annoyed.”

• he doesn’t face you, is just kinda clenching his jaw while digging his nails into his palm

• “... salty?”

• he breaths out, it’s very uneven, like it’s a struggle to not scream out

• “go talk to your friend, you two seem to get along better than we do.”

• that took you for surprise, you haven’t seen this friend in a while, what did he expect other than for you two to catch up?

• “what? Salty, what are you insinuating?”

• he faces you, his lips are brought up in a snarl

• “I don’t know. What am I insinuating? You has so much fun with your friend, you forgot I was even there!”

• “I didn’t forget! We were just talking”

• he scoffs and turns away again

• “if you say so.”

• it sounds like pure venom is leaking from his words

• “I do say so! Where are you going?!”

• he doesn’t answer, just sulks off to his room

• he hasn’t slept in that room since he pledged to you, and he definitely can’t will himself to fall asleep now

• he can’t even find the will to turn on music, he just lays on his bed and faces the wall

• he knows he’s overreacting

• but you and that friend get along so well, they seem to talk so much smoother than he can

• how is he supposed to compete? Should he even try to?

• there’s a knock at the door

• he knows who it is, but he can’t find the will to call out to you

• you enter regardless, sighing when you see him

• “there you are.”

• your voice is soft, kept at a low volume.

• he doesn’t answer, just closes his eyes and tries to fight off the tears of frustration

• he feels the weight shift on the bed, and turns

• he’s facing you, you’re laying down a few inches away from him

• he can’t find his voice, he’s just looking off behind you

• “salty.”

• he forces himself to look at you

• “you know, I love you a lot.”

• he doesn’t move

• “just because some people have things and knowledge you don’t, doesn’t mean you’re any less to me.”

• he stares at you still, his breathing is becoming quicker, he can feel the sob climbing up his throat

• you reach out, wiping some hair off of his face

• “you are not replaceable to me, salty.”

• he closes his eyes, a hiccupy sob rocks through his chest

• you curl yourself into him, keeping him close to you

• he wraps his arms around you tightly, and you just run a hand through his hair as he lets out some soft cries.

• you whisper some small words to him, trying to ease his fear a little

• “I’ve got you. I’m not going anywhere.”

• his grip on you tightens more

• “you’re the most important person to me. Just because I spend some time with someone else doesn’t make you less to me.”

• “I....know...”

• he manages through hiccups

• “I love you more than anyone I’ve ever met, or will meet.”

• he hides his face in the crook of your neck

• “I’m sorry...”

• you rub his back a little

• “it’s ok. You’re ok. I’m right here.”

• after his sobs had calmed down, you spoke again

• “Come on, grab a blanket. Lets take a nap.”

• he hesitantly lets go of you, grabs a blanket from the foot of the bed and throws it over you, sneaking under and grabbing onto you again tightly.

• he gets better as time goes on, his jealously purely comes from a place of insecurity that one day you’ll find a reason to move on.

• emotional self destruction is a hard habit to break, but it’s a lot easier with the support of someone you love.

[krat395]

W.D. Gaster, the Ultimate Tickle Master (Chapter 6)

In the previous chapter, Asriel and MK told several of their favorite individuals everything that happened at Muffet's bakery/house during Chapters 2-4; and since they did such a good job telling everyone what happened, at least 5 of their listeners believe that some type of reward is in order. Hmm... now what could Asriel and MK's reward possibly be? Ehehehehe~ ;) Undertale(c) Toby Fox.

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

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W.D. GASTER, THE ULTIMATE TICKLE MASTER

Chapter 6: Tickle Time For a Goat and Lizard

Sometime later… right after Asriel and MK finished telling everyone their story…

 Asriel: Hahaha! So, there you have it, everyone! That was everything that happened!

 MK: Hehe. Pretty cool, huh?

 Asgore: Hohoho! Yes, boys. Very… cool. Hohoho!

 MK: So, uh, how’d we do telling the story, everyone?

 Toriel: Hee hee hee! Wonderful, boys! Just wonderful!

 Alphys: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! Yeah, wonderful enough that you deserve a reward!

 MK: *excited gasp* A reward? What kind of reward, “big sis?” *asked MK both curiously and excitedly*

 Alphys: Heeheeheehee!! Well…

 Moments later, both Asriel and MK found themselves magically floating up into the air, auras surrounding their entire bodies as they were slowly forced into sitting in upright positions.

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Asriel bleated nervously* Gaster, put us down! *he shouted, not knowing at all that someone else is actually responsible for placing them in their current predicaments* BAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

 It’s not Gaster! If Gaster was the one using telekinesis on the boys, the boys would be incapable of turning their heads and wiggling their fingers and toes!

 Asriel: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Asriel bleated nervously once again* Gaster? Gaster, come on! You’re not being funny! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

 Gaster: Um, young prince, I’m… I’m not doing anything. Neither one of my eyes is glowing, see?

 Then, after lifting Asriel and MK into the air, this mysterious someone locked their arms above their heads and their legs straight together in sets of "bone stocks," rendering their armpits, sides, and small bare feet completely defenseless!

 MK: What?! Bones?! Sans?! Sans, are you the one that’s doing this to us?! *asked MK nervously*

 Since Gaster doesn't summon bones all that much, MK is under the assumption that Sans is the one that's currently using telekinetic powers on both him and Asriel.

 Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! No, MK! I am! Nyehehehehehe!!

 What?!! Papyrus is the one holding the boys in the air?!! He has telekinetic powers too?!! Well, apparently so! And bone stocks?!! Those are certainly something that no one that’s currently in Asgore's basement living room has ever seen before! Well, except for maybe Sans and Gaster. ;)

 Asriel: *frightened gasp* Papy, you too?!! You have telekinetic powers too?!!

 Papy: Nyeh heh heh! I do, Little Asgore! And with them, I, the Great Papyrus, am making it possible for Dr. Alphys and Lady Asgore to do something that will make you smile… and laugh… and squeal… and squeak; but mostly laugh! Nyehehehehehehe!

 MK: *gasp* Oh no! Oh no, not again! *pleaded MK, despite the fact that he doesn’t entirely mind what’s about to happen to both him and Asriel*

 Toriel: Hee hee hee. Kitchie kitchie kitchie koo, MK! *teased Toriel, wiggling and squiggling every single one her furry fingers all over MK’s torso underneath his striped shirt, tickling the young reptilian boy as if he were one of her own children*

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!! *MK laughed hysterically upon feeling tickly fur touch his scaly torso* MS. TOHOHOHOHOHORIEL!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MS. TOHOHOHOHHORIEL, *SQUEAK* NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO, STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOHOHOHOHOHOUR FUR TICKLES!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! YOHOHOHHOHOHHOUR FUR TICKLES A LOHOHOHOHOT!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!

 Toriel: Hee hee hee. And miss out on an opportunity to put a smile on your cute little face, MK? Hee hee hee. No; not a snowball’s chance in hell. *teased Toriel* Hee hee hee. …Oh, er, I mean, uh, tickle, tickle, tickle, little lizzy boo! *she said after realizing she accidentally said the “h” word in front of children* Hee hee hee hee hee. X3

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!

 Meanwhile…

 Alphys: NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *shouted Alphys, pretending to be Undyne (due to wearing the same outfit as Undyne minus the boots and eyepatch) as she ran towards Asriel and latched her clawed fingers onto his sides underneath his striped shirt* Think you’re safe from tickles, little prince? Heeheeheehee!! Well, think again! *she shouted as she began wiggling her clawed fingers up and down his sides* Fuhuhuhuhuhu! *she laughed like Undyne*

 Asriel: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed hysterically, squirming as much as his limited movement allowed him to do so as clawed fingers teasingly danced along his sides* AHAHAHAHAHAALPHYS!!!!!!! *SNORT* ALPHYS, WHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAT THE HEHEHEHHEEHEHECK?!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GEHEHEHEHEHET, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, GEHEHEHEHEHEHEHET THOHOHOHOHHOOSE CLAWS AHAHAHAHAHAWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! *he pleaded through his laughter* HEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!

 Alphys: Fuhuhuhu! *Alphys laughed like Undyne once again* No can do, punk! I’m on a mission; a tickle mission! And the target is you! *she shouted as she began a ticklish assault on Asriel’s fluffy belly with her clawed fingers, gliding them ever so slightly along every inch of the insanely sensitive skin directly around his bellybutton underneath his fluffy fur* Fuhuhuhu! (Tee hee hee. Are you seeing this, Undyne? This is one of the ways you should tickle these kids when you have those tickle fights with them!)

 Alphys knows about Undyne’s plan to have tickle fights with MK, Asriel, Frisk, and Chara during her spare time. This is another reason why she felt the need to act like Undyne when she started tickling Asriel. Alphys is better at tickling children than Undyne; and she was giving Undyne an example of something she should do when tickling children. And while Alphys may have provided a good example to Undyne, it is unknown if Undyne was actually paying attention to what she was doing to Asriel. Because right now, Undyne is on the verge of having a “cute attack” due to hearing Asriel and MK’s super adorable laughter. Again, she’s such a sucker for adorable things! X3 And just when she thought that things couldn’t get any cuter, Asgore and Sans joined in and helped Toriel and Alphys tickle MK and Asriel respectively!

 Asgore: Hohohohohoho!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! You have awoken the tickle monster, MK!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! *“roared” Asgore playfully as he began scribbling his furry fingers lightly all over every inch of MK’s scaly little feet, paying particular attention to his soles* ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

 Sans: Hehehehehe. Make that TICKLE MONSTERS, boys. Rooooaaaaar. *“roared” Sans with much less enthusiasm than Asgore as he began scribbling his bony fingers lightly all over every inch of Asriel’s fluffy little feet, paying particular attention to his soles* Hehehehehehe. Geeettttt dunked on, Fluffybuns, Jr.!! *he teased* Hehehehehehehe.

 Asriel and MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel and MK both laughed super hysterically upon feeling bony fingers and furry fingers dance all over every inch of their little feet* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! GUYS, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHA, GUYS, LEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEAVE OUR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET ALOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHONE!!!!!!!!!! *the two boys pleaded in sync through their laughter, wiggling their little toes like crazy with every passing second of their current tickle torture* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH/EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Then, to add to the tickle torture, Papyrus summoned 8 tiny bones to tickle the spaces in between the boys’ toes, sawing back and forth and back and forth with them as Sans and Asgore continued scribbling their fingers lightly all over every inch of their soles and as Alphys and Toriel continued gliding their fingers all over their upper bodies.

 Asriel: HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed so hard he couldn’t talk* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! QIWFEIAWFHIUASHFUYRESKUESBERUBSUEKBFESKU!!!!!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! HOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOLY MOHOHOHHOHOHOLY, PAHAHAHHAHAHAPY!!!!!!!!!! *shouted MK through his laughter, swinging his tail back and forth and back and forth with every passing second of his current tickle torture* HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOT YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! OH GOHOHOHOHOD, GEHEHEHEHEHHEHET THOHOHOHHOHOSE BOHOHOHOHHONES AWAY FROM MY THOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHA HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 As Toriel, Asgore, Alphys, Sans, and Papyrus tickled the boys together, Undyne, Gaster, Frisk, and Chara sat idly by watching them in action, smiling with every passing second due to hearing such adorable laughter spill from the two monster boys’ mouths.

 Undyne: (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TOO CUTE!!!!! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SOOOOOOO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUTE?!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *GASP* OH NO!!!!! O-OH NO!!!!! I’M… I’M GONNA DO IT!!!!! I’M GONNA!!!!! I’M GONNA…)

 Oh no! Undyne’s going to do it! She’s going to have a cute attack in front of everyone! Unless…

 Gaster: Undyne? Undyne, can I ask you a question?

 Undyne: Y-yes? *Undyne answered, trying incredibly hard to maintain her composure*

 Gaster: Does… does Toriel have a pie in the oven? I could’ve sworn I smelled pie when all of us were upstairs earlier.

 Undyne: *gasp* Yes! Yes, she does! I’ll go check on it! (Oh my god; thank you, Gaster! Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for giving me an excuse to leave the basement!)

 With that said, Undyne then ran upstairs with blazing speed to squee into one of Asgore’s pillows. Then after she did that, she stayed upstairs until she could no longer hear adorable laughter from 2 of the cutest monster boys in existence. A smart decision on her part, seeing as how that was the closest she ever came to accidentally revealing her cute side to everyone!

 Frisk and Chara: (Huh? What the heck was that all about?) *the two girls wondered to themselves after witnessing Undyne leave the basement so abruptly*

 Asriel and MK: HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 After Undyne left the basement, the tickle tortures continued for about 2 more minutes. Then, as soon as those 2 minutes were up, Alphys and Toriel decided to finish it all out with 30 seconds of nonstop raspberries to the boys' stomachs. All while Sans, Asgore, and Papyrus went all out on their cute little feet with their fingers and tiny bones. X3

 Asriel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Asriel laughed super hysterically upon feeling Alphys blow raspberries on his fluffy tummy, Sans scribble his bony fingers rapidly up and down his sensitive soles, and Papyrus saw tiny bones in between his furry toes at a faster pace than before* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

*SNORT* *SNORT* *SNORT* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 MK: EEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *MK laughed super hysterically upon feeling Toriel blow raspberries on his scaly tummy, Asgore scribble his large furry fingers rapidly up and down his sensitive soles, and Papyrus saw tiny bones in between his clawed toes at a faster pace than before* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! GUYS, COHOHOHOHOHOHOHOME ON!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! MY POOHOOOHOOHOOR FEEHEEHEEHEEHEET CAN ONLY, HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, TAHAHAHAHAKE SO MUCH TIHIHIHIHHIIHIHICKLING!!!!!!!!!! *he lied through his laughter, not fooling anyone that's tickled his little feet before on numerous occasions* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Chara: (Pfft! Yeah, right, Lizzy Boy! If I know your feet, and I like to think I do, hehehe, they are perfectly capable of handling anything that gives them even the slightest touch; things such as my tongue and teeth, for example! Hehehehehe.) *Chara thought cheekily to herself, all while blushing heavily due to Asriel’s adorable bleating and MK’s soles and wiggling toes*  

 After more 30 seconds, the tickle tortures came to an end, much to Asriel and MK’s relief; and once the two boys themselves stopped laughing entirely, Undyne made her way back into the basement living room and acted as casually as she possibly could, as if she didn’t run upstairs to squee into a pillow like she usually does after witnessing something she finds extremely adorable.

 Undyne: Fuhuhuhu! You punks ok? Fuhuhuhu!

 Asriel: Huff… huff… Yeah. …Yeah, we’re fine.

 Undyne: Fuhuhuhu! Well, that’s good. Don’t want you squirts dying of laughter on my watch. Fuhuhuhu!

 Gaster: Hehehehehe. Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that, Undyne. The boys love laughing their guts out. Don’t you, boys?

 Asriel and MK: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! We sure do, “Uncle” Gaster!! *the two young boys answered in perfect sync after being placed back on the floor by Papyrus* Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!! *they giggled cutely*

 Gaster: Hehehehehe. See? They’re perfectly fine. Hehehehe.

 Chara: Heeheeheeheehee!! Heck yeah they are!! A little tickling can’t harm anyone!! Screw all those articles on the Internet that say it can!! *shouted Chara angrily*

 Gaster: Shhhh. Calm down, little one. Calm down. We all know how much those articles upset you.

 Chara: But why though?! Why do all those assholes claim that tickling can harm children?! It just isn’t right! As long as kids like me… and Frisk… and Azzy… and MK enjoy being tickled, then it shouldn’t be such a big effing deal!!

 Gaster: I know. I know, Chara. I know. But nothing we say is going to change their minds. And you know that too… better than anyone.

 Chara: Hmph. Yeah, I guess I do. *said Chara, right before being tickled on her right foot by the tip of MK’s tail* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Chara abruptly laughed* MK, *SQUEAK* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! MK, STOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOP!!!!!! *she pleaded through her laughter, trying to pull her foot away from MK only to find out that he had wrapped his tail around her right ankle when she wasn’t looking* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

 MK: Heeheeheeheehee!! Not until you stop being so crabby, Chara! I don’t like Crabby Chara. I’m more of a happy Chara fan myself. And I’m sure everyone else here is too! Right, you guys?

 Everyone agrees. ;)

 MK: Heeheeheeheehee!! You see? Now, will you stop being so crabby, Chara?

 Chara: HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA!!!!!! *SQUEAK* NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEVER, LIZZY BOY, HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, *SQUEAK* NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEVER!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE~!!!!!!

 Alphys: Oh, is that so, Chara? *asked Alphys cheekily, very cheekily with a mischievous-looking smile on her face as she wrapped her right arm around Chara’s left ankle*

 Chara: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!! YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHES, ALPHYS, YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHES!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!

 Alphys: Heeheeheehee!! Well, maybe you’ll change your mind… after I do this! Heeheeheehee!! Tickle, tickle, tickle! Tee hee hee hee hee!

 At that very moment, Alphys, with her left hand fingers, began tickling Chara’s left foot, causing even more laughter to spill from Chara’s mouth in the process. All while MK continued tickling her right foot with his tail. ;)

 Chara: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! *Chara shrieked loudly the moment she felt Alphys’s tickly claws rake up and down her left sole* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *she laughed maniacally, pounding her fists and squirming and thrashing on the couch as much as she could with every passing second* ALPHYS, NOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOHO!!!!!!!!!! *she pleaded through her laughter, wiggling her feet frantically in MK and Alphys’s clutches in a failed attempt to make it harder for both MK and Alphys to properly tickle her feet* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHHOHO!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! STOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOP!!!!!!!!!! *she pleaded through her laughter, wiggling her little toes more and more wildly as the tickle torture continued* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! MY FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET ARE TOO TICKLISH!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 Undyne: (AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ALPHYS, MK; STOP!!! STOP, YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME ANOTHER CUTE ATTACK!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!) *squeed Undyne to herself with absolute delight upon witnessing Alphys and MK tickle Chara together*

 Alphys and MK: Only if you promise to stop being so crabby, Chara! *the two lizard monsters said to Chara in singsongy voices as they increased their tickling speeds with their claws and tail respectively* Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!!

 In an attempt to break Chara, Alphys is scribbling her claws very rapidly all over every inch of Chara’s left sole. And at the same time, MK is “drilling” the tip of his tail into Chara’s right arch.  

 Chara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Chara laughed even harder as the lizards upped their game in the tickling department* BWARGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOKAY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, OHOHOHOHOHOKAY, *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’LL STOHOHOHHHOHOHOP BEING CRAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHABBY!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEAK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING FOR YOU TWO, HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, LOVABLE, HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA, LOHOHOHOHOHOHOVABLE LIZARDS YOU!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!!!!!!

 MK: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! Thank you!

 Moments later, MK and Alphys stopped tickling Chara’s bare feet, much to Chara’s relief. But now that’s it over, she’s probably going to want some revenge on the two yellow lizard monsters themselves. But not right now though. Right now, Chara would very much like to sit down by a campfire with her family and friends and just have an all-round good time. :)

 Undyne: (Whew! Holy *bleep*! I thought for sure I was gonna have another cute attack there! Fuhuhu! Good thing I didn’t!)

 Chara: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!! *Chara giggled due to phantom tickles* Nohohohhoho sweat, Lizzy Boy! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee~!!!!

 Gaster: Hehehehehehe; terrific. Now, are you kids ready to go to the campsite?

 Frisk, Chara, Asriel, and MK: Heeheeheeheeheehee!! HECK YEAH!!

 Gaster: Hehehehehehe. Again, I just love your enthusiasm, little ones. Hehehehe. Anyone else here care to join us?

 Asgore: Hohoho, of course, Gaster. We’d love that very much. Hohoho!

 Toriel: Hee hee hee. Yes, we would! But first, there are some things that Asgore and I would like to discuss with Undyne, Alphys, and your sons. So, you and the kids go on ahead, all right? We’ll catch up to you when we’re ready.

 Gaster: Hehehehehe. Ok, that’s fine. Take as much time as you need. Hehehehehehe~

TO BE CONTINUED…

[darckcarnival]

"HEHEHEHEHE. THAT JOKE GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I HEAR IT HAHAHAHAHA!" The mortician had fallen on the floor, twitching and laughing. "Oh my, I wasn't expecting to hear that one again. I am truly in your debt."

Well that did it! And now Darck was grinning widely in pride, pleased with herself. One hand reached out, offering it too the giggling man on the floor, so she could help him back up.

“I suppose your assumption of good jokes was correct! Haha, you have good taste.”