#Healthier Smoking Paper

[litaf1]

Cleaner and Healthier Smoking Paper - Litaf

So, have you heard of smoking paper called Litaf? It's gaining popularity among smokers who prefer a cleaner and healthier alternative to traditional rolling papers. Litaf is made from natural vegetable fibers and contains no harmful chemicals or additives, making it a safer option for those worried about long-term health effects. The sleek packaging also ensures that the product stays fresh and ready for use. Plus, the paper burns slowly and evenly, providing an even smoke throughout the entire session. Overall, if you're looking for a high-quality alternative to traditional smoking papers, Litaf may just be your new go-to choice.

[holylulusworld]

Big grumpy bear (1)

Summary: He’s grumpy. You are sweet. A match made in heaven.

Pairing: Alpha!Walter Marshall x OmegaReader

Warnings: a/b/o, a/b/o dynamics, grumpy alpha, scenting, fluff

Big grumpy bear masterlist

“Here’s your coffee, and I got you bagels and cookies too,” you smile sweetly at the new detective. “I thought you were hungry after interrogating the suspect for so long.”

“What?” Walter furrows his brows. He was engrossed in reading the pathology report again. “I didn’t ask you to bring me cookies.”

Your smile never falters. Walter is a big grumpy alpha, but you are not going to let him starve only because he’s too proud to accept your help and the food you got him.

“Your blood sugar is too low,” you tut and place the coffee on his desk. Walter knits his brows together. He huffs and grabs the coffee. “Let me unpack the bagels and cookies for you.”

“Don’t you have anything else to do?” He questions while surveilling your every move. Walter shakes his head as you get a pink Hello Kitty plate out of your bag. “Why are you carrying plates in your bag?”

Walter grunts as his colleagues stop working and start watching you hover over him like a mother hen.

“For emergencies,” you shrug and continue. You place the plate in front of him. You open a food container and place two bagels, an apple, and a few cookies on his plate. “Eat up. You’ll need the energy for the interrogation. If you need more, just holler.”

“Do you want to brush my hair and change my sheets too?” He cocks his head to look you up and down before grabbing one of the bagels and taking a huge bite. Walter hums as the bagel is the best he ever had. “Not bad. Where did you buy it?”

“Uh-it’s homemade. Do you like it? It’s smoked salmon, cream cheese, and dill.” You grin as Walter wolfs down the first bagel. He munches loudly but acts as if he doesn’t enjoy your food. “I got more if you are still hungry. You’re a tall alpha and need enough food.”

“Enough…what?” He rolls his eyes. You hum and close the food container to carry it toward your office. “What are you up to?”

“I’m only taking care of you. You don’t take good care of yourself. So, I’ll do it for you,” you smile and pat his shoulder. “I’m at my office, to analyze the video surveillance.”

“Fuck,” Walter curses as you grab the food container to walk toward your office. “What has gotten into her?” He watches you close the door behind you. “She’s always so cheerful and annoyingly sweet.”

“Morning,” you chirp as Walter walks inside your office without knocking. He looks at your desk, rolling his eyes at all the nick-nacks you placed on your desk. “What can I do for you detective?”

“I-uh,” he glances at your pink mouse and keyboard. “I need you to check on the witness evidence for me. Here’s the paperwork.” Walter hands you the papers but doesn’t leave as usual. He takes his time to walk around your office and sniffs in all directions.

“You can have a seat if you want to,” You dip your head to watch him inhale deeply, he purrs and turns back around to look at you. “Or do you want a cookie or snack? I always got something in my secret dash.”

He sighs deeply as he plops down onto your desk, making the wood creek under his weight. “You have been courting me for weeks, didn’t you?”

Walter looks at you, fighting the smile wanting to creep onto his face as you nod slowly.

“I was worried about your eating habits at first, but then…” You trail off. “You looked so lost, and I knew you needed someone to take care of you.”

You get up from your swivel chair to pat his cheek. Walter huffs but allows you to stand between his legs. “Go ahead, tell me how you got the idea that I’m lost and in need of an omega taking care of me.”

You touch his chest, index finger pointing at the hole in his sweater.

“We should start with your sleeping habits, and then I’ll help you eat healthier. Oh, and no more running around in torn clothes. I’ll take care of you from now on.”

He smirks as you run your hand over his chest. “Fine, under one condition.”

“Name it.”

“You let me take care of you from now on too,” he cups your face with his large hands. “In any way…”

Part 2

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[deathmetalunicorn1]

Concept: For family that was turned into kittens and now GM reader is tasked to take care of them for the time being. You can choose if the reader is aware of the transformation or is obvious to it. Please

-Your lower eyelid could only twitch lightly, seeing what had just happened as the result of a prank gone wrong by Loki mixing with an experiment of Beelzebub and Nikola, and now your massive family had been turned into cats.

-The room was filled with meowing, yowling, and hissing as everyone realized this as well, no longer able to speak verbally as you were panicking, your hands on their side of your head, covering your ears, “What do I do? What do I do?!”

-Most everyone were house cat breeds, with a few larger ones like Maine Coons, but you were surprised to see a few, Hercules, Thor, Lu Bu, Ares, and Leonidas had all turned into bobcats, being much larger than many of the others, just like how it was normally.

-You slid to your knees then your rear, your eyes swirling as you weren’t comprehending what was going on before you felt a weight on your lap and you looked down, seeing Adam there, meowing up at you, trying to get you to calm down.

-You breathed in and out rapidly, trying to slow your breathing, trying to calm down as you hugged Adam, trying to ground yourself as the rest were quickly surrounding you, seeing that you were panicking as you were the only one not to change.

-Once you were calmed down, trying to make heads or tails of what happened before you sighed, lifting a hand to rub at your head, “Where’s Loki?”

-Like the Red Sea parting, the herd of cats split, leaving Loki out in the open and you sighed as he hung his head, coming over to you and you picked him up, “I need you to show me what prank you did, so I can see if I can figure out what happened.”

-Loki, surprisingly, was helpful, as he brought over a pack of firecrackers, which he set off in the room prior to you coming in, meaning it might not have done anything with turning everyone into cats, which meant it was all Beelzebub and Nikola.

-Nikola, holding his experiment paperwork in his mouth, trotted over to you, meowing up at you and you took the paperwork, looking over it, your eyelid twitching again before you tipped over, missing your family of cats, immediately giving up, “There’s no way I can fix this. Looks like I have a family of cats now.”

-Instantly the room was filled with meowing and yowls again, both scolding you and trying to get you to try as you flopped to your back, sighing softly before sitting up, holding out the paper, showing them the immensely difficult formula, “How do you all expect me to fix this? You all look at this - not Nikola or Bee-Bee- and tell me how to figure this out!”

-Looking at the formulas they were now faced with, they all mimicked you, flopping down, resigned to live their lives as cats, except for Bee and Nikola who were the only ones still meowing, scolding everyone for giving up so easily.

-It was fun to be honest, getting to cuddle all sorts of kitties, including giant danger kitties you couldn’t normally cuddle without risking getting your face ripped off and you enjoyed napping surrounded by kitties.

-Thankfully the effects of what happened only lasted for the rest of the day, as the sun rose the following morning, a large cloud of pink smoke filled the room after a POOF happened and you were surrounded by your family again.

-You pouted, missing playing with the beans and snuggling with kitties as most of them ran after Loki for causing this, after Nikola explained the experiment was for a new type of coffee- one that tasted the same but was healthier, made with no caffeine but still gave the effects of normal coffee.

-You laid back down on your pillow pit you had made, wanting to turn into a cat, as that would be the life- no responsibility and everyone would cuddle you. You had to wonder if Nikola and Bee would change you into a cat if you asked.

[kissorkill16]

Family Reunion: A Hello Neighbor Fanfic

By JJ

Summary: The title says it all.

The backyard of the Bales residence smelled of grilled chicken. Mr. Bales was flipping them over every thirty minutes, wiping away sweat that dripped down his head.

His daughter and her girlfriend came out to the backyard, holding paper plates in their hands.

"Hey, honey.", said Mr. Bales to his daughter, then he looked at her girlfriend. "Hey, Maritza."

Maritza held up two fingers in a peace sign, "Hey, Mr. Bales.", she said, placing the paper plates on the outside table set up away from the grill.

"Hi, Dad.", said Trinity. "Are those chickens done yet?", she asked.

"Almost, sweetie. Just a couple more minutes."

Maritza rubbed her stomach, "Damn, I'm starving.", she mumbled.

Just then, Mrs. Bales came to the backyard, just touching up her hair.

"Trinity, do you know when Nick's going to be back with the drinks?", she asked her daughter. Trinity shrugged, "No idea. I texted him a couple of minutes ago, he said he's stuck in traffic right now."

Mrs. Bales sighed, "I hope he gets here soon."

Trinity smiled at her mother. Despite it just being a cookout, she was glad her mother was giving Nick a chance. Because she knew that the first time she met him, she didn't like him, especially after what her old principal told her about him being a troublemaker.

But after she and Nick reunited, Trinity saw how much he grew up.

And boy did he really grow up. Hint hint nudge nudge.

Her mother was against her dating him, because she still thought he was just a troublemaker. But she wasn't the only stubborn one.

"Y'know, Mom. I was gonna dump him, but if you think he's so bad, then he must be great.", she said to her mother over the phone one day.

Half an hour later, a yellow car parked behind the red car in the driveway. It was Nick.

He stood out of the car and took out the drinks from the backseat.

"Sorry I'm late.", he said. He walked to the backyard and put the drinks on the table.

Trinity went over to her boyfriend and gave him a kiss on his cheek. "So glad you made it, babe.", she said.

"And about damn time, too.", said Maritza, "I was beginning to starve."

Nick rolled his eyes.

Mr. Bales was just finishing up with the chicken, and as soon as he was done, he started on the burgers. Everyone began eating the chicken, but Nick said he was going to go to the car for a moment.

When he was in his car, he took out a cigarette and lit it up, taking a breath from it and blowing out smoke.

"Boy, I know you ain't smoking on my property."

Nick looked behind him to see Mrs. Bales walking to him. He quickly put out his cigarette.

"Sorry.", he said. "I'm trying to quit."

"Mhmm."

Nick sighed.

"I know you don't trust me, especially after all that time you knew me back then. I was quite the menace when I was younger, but I really am trying to be better.", he said. "For myself, for Maritza and Trinity, I really want to try to be a better, healthier person."

It was silent for a moment.

"Screw healthier, I just want to be better."

Nick turned around to look at her, confused.

"I love my daughter, and I didn't like how she was always going out behind my back, doing God knows what with hell knows who. When I heard about you, I thought you'd be a bad influence on her.", she said. "But now I know that you weren't a bad kid, you just wanted someone to listen to you. Right?"

Nick was surprised to hear that from her, but he nodded. "Yeah. That's pretty much it."

Mrs. Bales rubbed the back of her head. "I'm sorry, Nick. I want to put more faith in you, my daughter loves you, and I want to get to know you better, because I regret being so quick to judge you."

She extended a hand to him, "Will you give me a chance?", she asked.

Without another thought, Nick shook her hand and smiled. "Of course, Mrs. B.", he said.

"Mom, Dad can't find the seasoning."

Mrs. Bales sighed and rolled her eyes, but she didn't complain. "I'm coming, honey.", she said. She walked back to the backyard, Nick followed close behind her.

[valentine-cafe]

ooooo emoji asks!!

🎒🎸🐞🧣🥩❗️🌹 for rasui please !! If thats too many you can just do whatever you’re comfortable with <3 -🦐

﹙ 🍒. ﹚─── give us an excuse to ramble about our characters and we'll answer ALL OF the questions istg, thank you for this !!

﹙ 🎒. ﹚what items does your oc usually carry? do they have a bag or just keep everything in their pockets? do they carry a lot or a little?

he carries around a cellphone — though he has no clue how to use it! the one that taught him how to answer and decline calls was tae-hyun, another syndicate leader.

he carries around an elemental symbol, a ring, to show people where he reigns from

﹙ 🎸. ﹚what’s your character’s music taste like? do they have one or two artists they play on repeat or do they have a varied and eclectic collection of music? do they like mainstream artists or prefer underground musicians? what genres do they enjoy?

he listens to a lot of classic music. he also listens to a lot of music from his culture. mainly instrumentals and ballads. he’s not one for fast-paced music and prefers the slower kind. in general though, rasui isn’t one to listen to music too much. even though he is surrounded by it in the society of shades

﹙ 🐞. ﹚what does a perfect day look like for your oc? what do they do? who do they see?

a perfect day for rasui is one where things are moderately paced. workers and co-workers are all doing their work properly and he gets his own job done without drama or the stress of hectic missions. paper work all gets filled out and he gets to take his walks, have his drinks and water his flowers, at his office and at home. and after all of that, a good drink and nice evening with tae-hyun and lisse by his side sounds absolutely lovely.

﹙ 🧣. ﹚what comforts your oc? is it an item? an action? a person? whatever it is, how any why does it comfort them?

like any fire elemental, the feeling of flames is very comfortable. for someone like rasui, who specifically falls under the ember division this would include volcanic activity. ( consideringhis childhood home was quite literally a fucking volcano ). people that bring him comfort would be two other syndicate leaders as mentioned before - lisse and tae-hyun

﹙ 🥩. ﹚does your oc have any coping mechanisms? healthy or unhealthy?

the healthier ones:

when he is stressed, he partakes in a little cognitive therapy journey of his own. paying attentions to surroundings, and allowing himself to feel with all of his senses. breathing in deep and maintaining a calm over the situation. regulating his emotions properly is very important to maintain fire and magma.

chews on liqourice root rather than smoking when he gets that urge during times where he knows he can’t smoke

removes himself from a situation to regulate himself if something becomes too frustrating or overwhelming. before jumping back into it with a clearer mindset

the unhealthy ones:

often has sex with anyone that reminds him of lisse — ( it’s complicated between the two, but it’s heavily implied they are on and off ) and tries to imagine it’s her as a way of feeling less guilty about their situation.

speaking of regulating emotions, he does force his anger sometimes…

﹙ ❗️. ﹚what was the scariest moment of your character’s life? does it still affect them?

this is a spoiler, but it includes fire

﹙ ���. ﹚what does your oc find attractive in other people? are these traits found in their friends and/or romantic partners? are they found in themselves?

he is very attracted to competence and intelligence. he is attracted to someone who is sure of themselves. while he prefers someone with a calm aura he does also seem to gravitate towards the people that are direct opposites of him at times. he also loves someone who appreciates their culture. someone who is hardworking. he is very attracted to his colours ( reds and golds )

[kaiwewi]

Sharing is Caring #2

[Masterlist: Sharing is Caring] [Part 1]

Synopsis: a few days after the last incident, Hero is missing time again. And someone has left them a message.

Hero was ripped from their slumber by the obnoxious beeping of their smartphone’s alarm clock.

Disoriented, they snatched the phone from the bedside table and fumbled for the mute button.

Why the hell was the alarm going off in the first place? They didn’t have any lectures for another two weeks. No appointments. No reasons whatsoever to cut their resting time short. There was no way they’d set this alarm. The damn thing had to be broken.

A terrible sense of déjà vu settled like something heavy on their chest.

No. No, no, no. Please, not again.

They squinted at the screen: 8 am. Tuesday, January 17th.

Fuck.

Another three days lost. An entire weekend plus Monday, gone.

They couldn’t breathe. They scrambled out of bed, started pacing, wrenched open the window. It didn’t help. Nothing would help. The world was spinning, blurring. Faster. Nauseating.

Oh god. What was going on? What was happening to them?

They really had to call someone. They had to make sure—

A soft breeze blew in through the open window and stirred a few stray sheets of paper sitting in the middle of their desk. Hero just so managed to slam their hand down on top of them before the wind could fully lift the sheets off the wooden surface.

The looked down to inspect the writing on the uppermost paper. The words peeking out from between their fingers were written in an elegant yet unfamiliar hand.

It appeared to be a letter. A letter addressed to them.

~~~

Saturday, January 14th

Dear Hero

How very astute of you to finally notice you’re missing time. And it took you only five skipped days to figure it out; I am truly impressed. (Yes, that is sarcasm, in case you cannot tell. Imagine me rolling my eyes. Well, our eyes.)

Said missing time? – Do not fret: I spent it for us. Productively, I might add.

The first time I took possession of this body, I got to spent two quiet days familiarising myself with our physical condition and our immediate environment. (I strongly suggest a change in diet. I suspect we might be lactose-intolerant.)

The second time my consciousness surfaced, I had another three days that I invested primarily into studying you and your life.

In other words: I read your diary. I’m sure you’ll recognise the necessity of such a transgression, given our current circumstances. (Though, I do confess to a certain delight in skimming through the journal, reading about your insignificant worries and secrets. Quite delightful, the idea that the great hero at the core is no higher or lesser a person than the next university student…)

As for your most recent entries… although it might have brought me great satisfaction to further observe your bewilderment over those ‘blackouts’ and ‘memory gaps’, I think it prudent to introduce myself before you ‘freak out’ and get the two of us locked up in a mental institution. (I’d rather we wouldn’t be put into a straitjacket, thank you very much!)

Don’t worry, you are not ‘bonkers’ or ‘totally going nuts’.

I can assure you: I am quite real.

Best regards, Your Brain-Cell-Mate <3

PS: Your penmanship leaves room for improvement.

PPS: I threw out your fast food and went grocery shopping. Once you take over our body again, please do make use of the healthier alternatives I’ve stocked up on.

~~~

Hero read the letter four times in total silence.

Then they went into the kitchen and opened the fridge to assess the damage. – The rest of last week's cake was gone. So were the leftover pizza and the convenience store lasagna. In their place, Hero found a bowl of potato salad, a bunch of carrots, smoked salmon, a glass of pickles, a few smoothies, whole-grain bread, and two packs of feta cheese. Even their favourite yogurt had been replaced with quark.

Well, screw therapists; they should call an exorcist.

They were possessed. By a pretentious health-freak demon.

Hysterical laughter bubbled up in their throat.

This was the worst moment ever to not have chocolate around.

[Part 3]

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[bluelolblue]

Hiiiii I’m excited to work on your last ask today!! ✨But also:

I liked your post about the comfort plush, that’s so cuuuuuute! What are some things Santino does to comfort himself and to cope when things are hard? (Can be healthy or unhealthy coping mechanisms 😈) Things like hugging that plush, deep breathing…smoking lmao

AAYY YAYAYY I get zoomies every time I get an ask from you THANK YOU SO MUUUUUCHHHHH 💖💙💖💙💖💙💖

Ehhehe I can't wait to finish the sequel for the TOSOP so the whole plushie thing will make more sense 🤭

Okay the plushie is from his childhood, so it really means a lot to him. I don't wanna spoil it too much for the fic, but it's something that's special to him. Just so many memories. You'll see I promise :)

A healthy way to cope for him is John massaging him! He can be really tense and John can feel it while massaging him. His shoulders, his back, his legs. And he feels so light after it, like he can't move, he is just spread out on the bed and he feels amazing. Bc I think John can SQUEEZE HARD. He wants to be gentle but c'mon it's Santino. He wants it hard. So, Santino is just... exhausted but in a good way yk it's relaxing.

Smoking is a way for him to cope when things get hard. It's one of the unhealthy coping mechanisms that he does. He gets that urge to do it. When he's really stressed out or something pisses him off... he pulls out the cigarettes. I do think they calm him down a bit, but then again it also still affects his nervous system

So um... it helps but also doesn't. Depends really on the day I think as well.

Another unhealthy coping mechanism I'd say is drinking wine (specifically red wine). Okay, he is not an alcoholic obviously, but sometimes he would pour himself a glass of wine. And when John catches him doing that, Santino just goes, "Well, it relaxes me, leave me alone >:[" I mean, John can't do much but to tell him to go easy on it. A little bit of alcohol can't hurt. And he never gets drunk, he just wants to relax.

Deep breathing is more of the healthier way to cope. But he usually does it when John is with him, because John has to remind him to do that. And he often does it with him to encourage him, since Santino kinda feels embarrassed about it. John holds his hand and is like "It's nothing to be embarrassed about. C'mon just like we practiced." Sure, he does it alone, too but most of the times John has to be with him for that.

It gets a bit suggestive from here :]

Okay, another coping mechanism is... sexy time. Another way he wants to relax is with sex. I think it's a fact that... masturbation and sex can help relaxing... bc of some hormones? Something like that I think. So, of course, Santino would be all clingy and flirty with John. And he would rub against him in bed until he gets what he wants. John knows it's one of his coping mechanics, so he gives it to him. But he feels bad that Santino is that desperate and that this is the way to relax. He just wants the best for him. Sometimes, it's like a slow, desperate sex but sometimes when Santino needs it rough... it can also be like that. And well masturbation as well.

A little extreme coping mechanism is destroying stuff! Literally tearing off papers or destroying random things. Usually, John has to calm him down in those situations and tell him that if he wants to destroy something, he can, but he wants to be with him during it in case he hurts himself accidentally. John just wants him to be safe. He guides him through it.

Another more relaxing way of coping is... go for a swim in the sea! If they're on a vacation or just near sea, it's something Santino likes, it's relaxing to him. And well my headcanon that he loves going to the beach. He needs to inhale that sea scent, it makes him calm. And swimming in it, preferably if John is with him... he feels happy and relaxed ^ ^

There are probably some more ways for him to relax and cope but these are the ones I had I mind for now. As you can see I wanna go to the sea again, I have that urge to just GO TO THE BEACH AND SWIM IN THE SEA

Anyways, Santino has lots of coping mechanisms, some are healthy and some are not really... but it's easier when John is with him :)

[chesters-ocs]

finally quenching the thirst we have for these assholes interacting properly with each other

wc: ~800

Stepping out into the busy London streets and locking his car, Butcher looked around him for a moment, before remembering the boy was not with him currently, and his tense shoulders drooped a little. Charlie had opted to stay home, letting him do the shopping on his own.

Deep breath in... And out. He pulled down his sunglasses to cover his eyes as he left the parked, pure black SUV, with windows tinted just dark enough where it could still pass as legal, while giving him the much desired privacy.

Stuffing his hands in his pockets, he blended right in, especially after having shed his vest and collar. And then he pulls out a pack of cigarettes - Marlboro, gold to be exact - and lights one. No kids around, so it's free game.

The mall is a bit of ways off, the other parking garages were full. He'd have to walk. Whatever, he thought, sounds like as good as time as any for a smoke.

After crossing several intersections, some legally, some not, the building comes into view.

Butcher stubs out the cigarette on the way inside, grabbing a trolley and getting a move on with it, after fishing out the grocery list written on scrap paper, which was shoved in his back pocket.

Veggies, rice, chicken, and eggs. Oh, and a little snack for the kid, even if he was too sheepish to ask for anything ever. Silently, he bagged the fresh vegetables and fruits, dropping them in the cart. Not a lot, but it'll last them a few days.

Despite his best efforts, the man did end up getting distracted, and wanted to stray away from, what would have been, tonight's dinner of rice, chicken and steamed greens. The sale sign just caught his eye.

Browsing the section for pasta, he reaches for the box of lasagna pasta, inspecting it thoroughly. It had been a while since he's had Italian grub, and he recalls a recipe Ivy shared with him a while back. Better late than never, he concluded, adding a few boxes to the cart, previous dinner plans be damned.

Momentarily, he considers putting back the vegetables, but ultimately changes his mind. They'll make a good salad. At least Charlie adores broccoli, Butcher mused, strolling to the sweets section, which is also his least favorite, by a long shot.

Standing there for a minute or two, deciding, Butcher finally selected regular sour gummy worms. He imagines the kid will like it. If not, it's at least cheap enough where he won't cry over the money he's wasting by throwing it away.

At the sound of a kid giggling, he looks its way, meeting the eyes of a little girl, and someone who is probably her father. Caretaker? Whatever. Not his damn business...

Until..

"Hey, do-" The man begins, looking hopeful for a moment. Quickly though, it was wiped from his eyes.

"No." He cuts the stranger off, not intimidated by their tall stature or the obvious scars. Butcher was already taking in weak spots in case of a brawl, which was unlikely, but that did not stop him form considering it.

"I'm busy." He almost growls out, as a warning. He's not in the mood to talk.

The stranger does not flinch, and the girl giggles when the man who's hand she's holding seethes quietly, instead trying to speak again "... I was going to ask if there were healthier... uh... candies here."

".... What?"

"Don't listen to him!" The girl yells, running forward to Butcher, who's already freezing in place. He looks at her in confusion as she continues to blabber on "Baba wants me to not have sugar! Don't tell him!" She basically begs, stunning the man further.

In seconds, the man had already scooped up his daughter, berating and scolding her in an unfamiliar tongue, shooting Butcher a glare, despite him not doing anything.

After the man sends one last glare Butcher's way, he decided he's had enough and heads to the cash register.

Unfortunately, so did the man and daughter combo. The little girl at least seemed to amuse the cashiers slightly, with her never ending questions and comments about everything.

Butcher accidentally catches the stranger's name from his drivers license stored in the wallet: Vikram. Doesn't sound local... But then again, neither is he. himself.

Well. At least Charlie seemed to enjoy the gummies he got for him. Maybe too much, with how the poor kid overate. Hes going back to the mall a few hours later: for medication now. He hadn't noticed the ibuprophen had ran out, and silently cursed himself for that.

And by some unlucky draw, the misery man is in the pharmacy with him. Just his luck. His daughter still staring at Butcher with big, curious eyes, as the guy, or as hr now knows him as, Vikram, argues with the poor nurse behind the counter.

Taking a deep breath, he steels his resolve, and dons his persona of anger. Anything to get people to stop staring, so if it works, it works.

Well. it works on everyone but kids, it seems. In fact, it only entices them further. Like little moths to an ugly, barely passable flame.

[mortuarywriting]

God one of these days I'm gonna finish writing anything for the sandbox I've been setting up! But I haven't so let's talk monsters

Price I'd love to see as a manticore or some kinda chimera. Something big, intimidating, incredibly poisonous. Keeps everything about it close to his chest, prefers to keep it a bit of a last resort because it generally means either stealth is out the window or they're not taking prisoners. Absolutely would snuggle with a partner in the monstrous form but that is a murder machine of a man. Hell of a purr he's got, though, feel that in your bones no matter which form he's in. Would ramble more but I need to pin down what he is before I can.

Simon is in that fun Limbo of you can play around and try to put labels on him any day of the week. None fit right. He's got so many facets and none of the labels are a 1:1. Makes it a lot easier on his end to make risky moves as nobody can figure out what the hell will actually kill him for realsies. He is smoke he is shadow he can and will just take a 15 minute break when he knows he can get away with it to go shadow walk his broody ass to wherever you are. Just to gently harass and check in on you if he knows your free time windows are lining up. Tries to keep the visits light, just some touchstones to make sure to everything in his being that you're still safe, you're still alright. He'll also fuck off to get you Somewhere Safe Right Now Immediately if he has a Bad Feeling at the drop of a hat. Price knows he can't stop Simon from doing this if he tried, but if it's for a Bad Feeling Price is usually getting the lads together asap when Ghost pops back in not three minutes later. He always explains when he's back in one piece why he yoinked you from the Grocery Store to an Undisclosed Location for an Indeterminate Period of Time but you're safe and that's the goal.

Gaz on paper is a seer. In actuality he's a few things playing well together that it's easier and nicer to put seer on paperwork 'cause he sees and can do a hell of a lot more than whatever paperwork implies. Like yes, he can do limited spellwork but what he sees? Fae, ghosts, connections between people, brief glimpses into the history of whatever he's focusing on in a pinch, probably the lotto if he tried really hard (again that is. He hasn't tried since he was a lot younger- it didn't go well to say the least). He likes looking at the connections he's formed with you when he has some down time, cords that always point him in the direction of you. He will use these to make sure the relationship is in healthier spots, he knows if things start unraveling. It can and will get irksome because he very much wants to help fix what's wrong even if you're not ready to talk about it yet, but he will respect boundaries once set. Doesn't mean he won't keep prodding the line now and again to try to get you to talk about it but he's usually pretty good about not being overt about it unless it's Dire.

Soap I have. Mixed feeling on. Mostly because he can be so interesting and can easily fit into many different slices of beastie! Vamp, werewolf, selkie... but for the sake of keeping it interesting and one i havent seen played with as much, for arguments sake let's say he's a very interesting kelpie. Like obviously man has so thoroughly detached himself from a specific body of water, but I feel like their main base statistically would have some kinda pond he usually is happy to just call dibs on. He sometimes shares but largely people just use a pool instead. Man definitely leans into the carnivore and likes his food a bit more on the raw side if possible. No he does not spook but he does have one hell of a kick. He will bite if he needs to and you really don't want him to need to. Views his horse form as just another tool but largely avoids it for work reasons- namely lack of thumbs or body armor. He will get twitchy around bridles, but otherwise so long as you're his squad or his partner he's fine with giving people a lift in a pinch! Promises he won't drag you into the water to drown you! He will drag you into the water though. That is very much a thing that will happen. He likes it when you spend time with him like this. He likes getting you nice and wet and especially when you ride him :))

[stiffyck]

hello hello! I have not braindumped in your asks for a while now lmao

I honestly can’t think of anything you might be interested in hearing hkajskj i’ve not been as interested in hermitcraft as much recently as I have been with empires and limited life

uhhhh here’s some fun facts

vampires couldn’t see themselves in mirrors in original lore because at the time all mirrors were made of silver, which burned vampires if they touched it. however now, since silver is expensive, most mirrors are made of aluminium and so theoretically they would be able to see themselves in most mirrors (I love the idea of recently turned vampires going into an antique store and being jumpscared by their lack of reflection / old vampires going into any modern establishment with mirrors and being jumpscared by their very much present reflection)

a pineapple is not a fruit, not a vegetable, but Lots of berries fused together

in the victorian era, lower income people in england such as farmers would struggle to keep warm in the winter nights, and so made a blanket from sheets of paper stuffed with cotton wool. it was very insensitive, and we didn’t really know about them until we found an excerpt from a book explaining how to make them (presumably because they would wear down relatively fast and would be burned or composted when it was useless)

chicken nuggets (from mcdonald’s) originated in the 70s when people were suddenly aware of red meat being a cause of heart disease and were supposed to be a ‘healthier’ alternative to the burger, but actually contain more cholesterol than the burger did

on that topic, the study saying red meat and cholesterol was the main cause of heart disease was found to be false only a few years after, but the facts disproving the study was only found in the last 20 years (the original study didn’t take into account smoking and alcohol and inactive lifestyles)

I can’t think of any more facts hkahs

this is a long ask wow lmao

uhh just had my first practice exams today and my final test was so long that I fell asleep twice after I finished and still had 30 minutes before it was over which was funny

I can’t think of anything else to say, I hope your day wasn’t awful, I love you! /p

WAA WREN HELLO WELCOME TO MY INBOX!

THANK U FOR THE FACTS!

LOVE YOU TOO <3 /P

[reservoirreputation]

Dimples, Chapter Eight

Epilogue

One Year Later

Freddy repeats his daily ritual.

It’s a beautiful, mild day. A little cloud cover, sun regularly peaking out to say hi. Warm breeze. He cycles to the usual, sleepy convenience store. His stomping grounds are quiet, local, away from the highly touristy areas. These parts of the islands aren’t as well-cared for, as anyone who lives in a travel-destination or big city or coastal town etc. will attest to. The local government only cares about the pretty parts. It’s hard to believe that that is the case here, too, because all of Hawaii is gorgeous. Areas like this are where most of the locals live, as well.

Freddy and Larry initially kept their heads down. Found an inexpensive rental, made payments on time, didn’t wreck the property. It was a low bar to meet, but in keeping their noses clean, they make it. They buy local groceries, eat better and healthier than ever, even left smoking for once a week. Drinking is cut down, only one beverage a night. There’s so little stress in their lives, they don’t need such distractions.

Freddy’s daily trips to the store are two-fold; grab something they’ve run out of, which is occasional, to grabbing that morning’s paper, somewhat for himself, mostly to leave with having purchased something. The more the locals see them, and associate them with good, frequent business, and a smile or two, the better.

He smiles at the clerk, whose name he doesn’t know, and the clerk doesn’t know Freddy’s, which is same-old, same-old. He says a bright and cheery hello to an older woman, whose car Larry fixed up, last week. She asks what kind of cookies the man likes, intentions clear. Freddy says oatmeal, and she’s beaming.

He grabs the paper, money ready. “Keep the change.” On his bike, heading home.

Larry’s making breakfast burritos when Freddy walks in. The tortillas are warming over the griddle, veggies cooked and set aside, scrambled eggs nearly done. “Anything new?” he asks.

Freddy gives him a quick peck on the cheek. “About to look, myself.”

Larry turns his head for a proper kiss. Freddy grins, obliging.

Freddy sits down at their little kitchen table, opens the paper, goes right for the classifieds. He scans the page carefully. It’s been months since the last message, which was not unusual. There was no set schedule, so he just needed to keep a close eye on things. He spots it, towards the bottom right of the paper.

“Got ‘im.” he reads, “‘Violet sends regards to Creamsicle. All is well. Be in touch, soon.’”

Larry chuckles, setting the pan aside, “Where the hell does he come up with stuff like that?”

“No clue, Mr. Banner.”

Larry is leaning over, looking at the message for himself, “You think he’s coming to visit?”

“Who knows. It’s not like we have to do much to tidy up, around here.” Freddy says, referring to their distinct lack of personal belongings. It wasn’t unusual for people to move from the mainland with so little; it was lighter, cheaper, and you normally made a good chunk of change selling off your stuff, all going towards the move. Freddy looks up, “Don’t you want him to come over?”

Larry considers, “I’ll tolerate him.” he smirks, leans over and kisses Freddy’s forehead.

THE END

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[neonhotelsign]

ok but outside of as a massage therapy thing for back pain chiropractic doesnt work

It has for me, so call it confirmation bias or the fact that physical therapy, massages, going to the gym at least twice a week, being hyper mobile, doing yoga stretches before after and during work from sitting at a desk all day, working a job from 2021-2022 as a mail courier that required me to walk maybe 5 miles in a day at max while hauling maybe at most 180 pounds worth of printer paper/mail to judges chambers/municipal court buildings might have exacerbated my body

Chiropractic adjustments FOR ME has worked in alleviating pain in tandem with attempting to be healthier in my lifestyle, diet and regularly exercising within my ability to do so.

I have frozen shoulder and cubital tunnel syndrome in my right arm and my sciatic nerve is all fucked up from my job that involved A LOT driving I experience a ton of chronic pain and go to sports massage sessions regularly. I’m not a doctor I’m not a scientist I’m a person who has known a LOT of physical pain and the frustration therein I’m literally in pain in my left shoulder as I typed this because I am hypermobile and if I sit wrong for too long (read for 30-60 minutes) my skeletal alignment will fuck up and alter how the muscles in my body hang off my fucking skeleton

So since u know so well what are you gonna tell me to do instead? I did everything, and I still continue to do everything I should do and what doctors recommend and everything other than fucking surgery which I CANNOT afford to do both because of not living with my fucking parents and not qualifying for fmla because I’m still on probation at work being a public servant working within my cities municipality and because of my own more personal bullshit PLUS the responsibilities from my career I am beholden to certain things

are you mad at me? Because I’m mad at you for being so so smart!! I’m gonna smoke if that’s ok

[possessed-nia]

thank you for the tag @thatgirlfromhotelcalifornia!!! luv u <3

1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?

could do lydia from beetlejuice but prolly the cartoon version, maybe misa from death note? or lidl grimes met gala 2018 x)

2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?

don't mind the ketchup and mayo, last time i cooked burgers i also added fresh garlic and some curry powder,was delicious. Also love the sauce in tasty cheese from mcdonald's!!Any veggies go for me (i do love some pickles), i don't think i have a preference in grilling but i don't like burger king one's, it feels like fake smoke

3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?

i would ask my president how he's doing honestly, he's been through a lot with the war, can't even imagine the stress he has

4. It’s your first day of vacation, what are you doing?

def trying out some food and it would mostly be a chill day,just look at what i have around the area i live

5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?

mandatory salty snacks!! can't go through a movie with just sweets and i do prefer more chips or popcorn

6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?

pop-up ads esp if they are in the middle of my screen or mess with the reading

7. What do you think Captain Hook’s name was before he had a hook for a hand?

captain annoying, i kinda hate looking at him dunno

8. Rock, paper, or scissors?

rock

9. How long was it from ‘the first date’ until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?

not there yet

10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?

too loud especially if those are primarily kids' noises

11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?

honesty but not the one where they are being an asshole about it

12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?

tbh i see it not as the candy but those small chewing gums

13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?

in my native city it's def Cossacks Sich, love this place <3

14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?

mostly any that i'm not interested in and don't care to be interested in, could even be fandoms of my friends, i don't mind hearing about them occasionally bu i can't hold the convo for more than 5-10 mins

15. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?

never done any heh

16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?

peanut butter and maybe salted caramel, but peanut butter alone would be enough

17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?

chips because i'm addicted to them

18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?

hm, i'll keep the 50 i think but also depends on my gambling mood :D

19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: TV, or internet?

def tv, don't have any already

20. Who is your dream girl or boy from movies/tv?

not from live action stuff is obviously matt from death note and i don't even wanna elaborate on that don't think i even have any dream char from any live action stuff

21. Have you ever met a celebrity?

yes c:

22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?

just a translucent one with the green lid c:

dunno who to tag honestly, if you see this and want to do this feel free to put me as the one who tagged you <3

[fowlblue]

Jon Spiro~

3, 13, 23, 33, 43

Here we go!

3. (do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? how often?)

Jon does not exercise and does not like even thinking about it. It makes him think of his health, and then his body, and things spiral from there. On account of his smoking history, he gets breathless easily and his heart pounds faster than others- attempting to work around that, in his mind, is not worth the effort. He won’t build muscle, he won’t ‘look better’ (which, in his mind, is why people exercise at all)- why bother? He’s busy enough as it is. On all other accounts of things doctors have said to him to try to get him healthier, he’s at least considered it, but exercise remains a stubborn point for him.

13. (sexual orientation? thoughts on sexual orientation in general?)

Jon is openly and proudly bisexual, has been for a long time, and answers any prying, inappropriate or hateful questions/comments on the matter with a particularly rude and threatening tongue. His thoughts on the matter are relatively straightforward- people can love, hook up with, or not love/hook up with whomever they please. Who is he to know what another person should want? Why should he care? Why should he play it straight when he finds more than one gender hot as fuck?

23. (how organized are they, and how does this manifest in their life?)

Jon is surprisingly organized! Running a business as large and complex as Fission Chips would require as such- his office is always organized, even if it isn’t always ‘tidy’. His penthouse is slightly more disorganized, but never dramatically so- he just often finds himself too distracted to put something back in its place. Many table corners find themselves cluttered by the end of the week in items or papers he set down and forgot about.

33. (concept of home and family)

‘Family’. Jon has a uneasy and bitter relationship with the concept as a whole. ‘Family’, to him, means people in your life who will always have a little piece of your heart and head somewhere even if you wish you could never think of them, never see them, never hear their voice or know them ever again. ‘Family’ means disappointment, anger, something he may have wanted once and knows that he’s ‘missed the boat’ on (and probably shouldn’t have anyways).

‘Home’ is… the Needle. The place he designed, saw built, made as a testament to his own power- it stands for what he’s built, and is something he genuinely cares for.

(On a deeper level he refuses to acknowledge, ‘home’ for Jon is safety. Anywhere he feels like he can catch his breath for a moment, sit and sleep or shed his guard until morning comes and he’s big bad boss Spiro again. ‘Home’ is his ivory-walled place of refuge, plush-carpeted and wide-windowed, the castle of a king).

43. (how far did they get in formal education- thoughts on formal education vs self education?)

I answered the first half of this question earlier, but I forgot to answer the latter, so I’ll do so here!

Jon is largely supportive of formal education, as it is what got him out of his hometown and gave him the opportunity to pursue his career- giving the next generation encouragement and means to pursue higher education (especially in spite of unsupportive kin), is one of the few non-selfish causes Jon will outwardly support. That being said, he’s aware that some lessons in life one has to learn on their own, and that higher education isn’t for everyone, though he would ask someone ‘why not?’ if it was being discussed- not out of ill intent, but simply because he doesn’t get why someone wouldn’t go if they had the means to.

[getbudslegalize]

How to Make Cannabis Honey: The Ultimate Weed-Infused Honey Recipe

How to Make Cannabis Honey at Home: The Ultimate Weed-Infused Honey Recipe

Cannabis-infused honey is not only a sweet treat, but also a discreet and effective way to harness the therapeutic benefits of cannabis. Whether you’re seeking relief from pain, and anxiety, or simply craving a relaxing indulgence, cannabis honey offers a smoke-free alternative to traditional consumption methods.In this ultimate guide, we’ll walk you through each step of making your own cannabis honey at home. You’ll also find tips for customizing your infusion to suit your personal preferences and potency needs.What is Cannabis Infused Honey?Before we dive into the process, let’s define cannabis-infused honey. This delicious concoction is made by infusing pure honey with THC and CBD; the key compounds in cannabis.The result is a sweet, potent treat that offers all the benefits of cannabis without the need for smoking. It's perfect for both medicinal and recreational use. Why You Should Make Cannabis-Infused HoneyThere are many reasons to try making your own cannabis-infused honey:- Healthier Alternative to Smoking: Enjoy cannabis without the harmful effects of smoking. - Sleep Support: A spoonful in your evening tea can help promote relaxation and support restful sleep. - Discreet & Convenient: Cannabis honey is odorless and smokeless, making it easy to consume in social settings. - Budget-Friendly: Making your own cannabis edibles is much more cost-effective than buying from stores. - Versatile Usage: Incorporate it into beverages, desserts, or even on toast for a sweet wellness boost. - 2.3–2.5 grams of dried cannabis flower - ½ cup of honey (yields about 8–10 servings) - Oven thermometer: Ensures accurate decarboxylation temperature. - Fine-mesh sieve: To strain the infused honey. - Parchment paper: To line the pan during decarboxylation.

Step-by-Step Guide: How to Make Weed Honey at Home1. Preparation- Crinkle the Parchment Paper: Lightly crumple and smooth out parchment paper to line your pan. This helps prevent sticking. - Prepare the Cannabis: Break the cannabis into smaller pieces and evenly spread it in the pan. - Cover with Foil: Loosely tent the cannabis with foil to protect it during the decarboxylation process. - Preheat the oven to 235°F (120°C) and place the cannabis in the pan once the oven has reached temperature. - Bake for 20 minutes, then rotate the pan. Continue baking for another 20 minutes or until the cannabis turns a rusty brown color. - Cool Down: Allow the cannabis to cool before handling. - Heat the Honey: Gently warm the honey to 95–100°F using a microwave, stovetop, or double boiler. - Combine: Add the decarboxylated cannabis to the warm honey and stir well. Cover loosely and let it sit overnight in a warm, dry place to infuse. - Strain the Honey: The next day, reheat the honey to 95°F and strain it into a clean, sealable container, removing any leftover cannabis particles. - Store Properly: Seal the jar and store it in a cool, dark place. Cannabis-infused honey can last up to a month.

Customizing Your Cannabis Honey for Perfect ResultsYou can tailor your cannabis honey to meet specific preferences:- Adjust Potency: Increase or decrease the amount of cannabis to adjust the strength. Use an edible calculator for accuracy. - Vegan-Friendly Option: Swap honey for agave syrup if you prefer a plant-based alternative. - Use Concentrates: If you want a smoother consistency and stronger potency, use decarbed kief or cannabis distillates instead of flowers. - Stir into tea or coffee for a relaxing drink. - Spread on toast or muffins for a sweet breakfast. - Drizzle over yogurt, pancakes, or waffles for a wholesome treat. - Use in salad dressings or marinades for a unique twist. - Make DIY edibles like granola bars, cookies, or gummies. - Apply topically for soothing skin benefits. - Honey Too Thick?: Gently reheat it in a warm water bath until smooth. - Weak Potency?: Increase the cannabis quantity or use a higher-THC strain. - Bitter Taste?: Ensure you’re decarboxylating at the right temperature to avoid burning, which can result in bitterness.

Choosing the Best Cannabis Strains for Infusing Honey: Terpene Pairing for Perfect ResultsThe cannabis strain you choose affects both the flavor and effects of your honey. Focus on terpenes—aromatic compounds that influence the taste, aroma, and therapeutic benefits.Here's a guide to choosing strains based on their terpenes:- Limonene (uplifting, energizing): Found in Super Lemon Haze. - Myrcene (relaxing, sedative): Found in Granddaddy Purple. - Caryophyllene (anti-inflammatory): Found in OG Kush. - Linalool (calming, relaxing): Found in Lavender. - Pinene (focus, clarity): Found in Jack Herer. - Terpinolene (refreshing, uplifting): Found in Dutch Treat. Correlated Articol:

Sativa vs Indica Edibles: What���s the Difference and How to ChooseCanna Honey Shelf Life and Storage TipsTo preserve the potency and freshness of your cannabis honey:- Store in an airtight container: Keep your honey in a cool, dark place to avoid exposure to light and air, which can degrade its quality. - Use within a month: Cannabis honey typically lasts up to a month when stored correctly.Conclusion: Why Cannabis Honey is the Perfect Smoke-Free EdibleMaking weed-infused honey is a delightful and rewarding endeavor that combines the natural sweetness of honey with the therapeutic benefits of cannabis. It’s a smoke-free, versatile option that opens the door to endless culinary and wellness possibilities.Whether you stir it into tea, drizzle it over pancakes, or incorporate it into your favorite dishes, this infused treat is a delicious way to explore cannabis in a new light.Your turn! Have you made cannabis honey? We'd love to hear your tips, tricks, and experiences! Join the conversation on Facebook and share your creations with us using #CannabisHoneyMagic.Remember to enjoy responsibly and let this sweet infusion bring a touch of wellness to your day!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) About How to Make Weed Infused Honey

What is cannabis-infused honey? Cannabis-infused honey is honey that has been infused with THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) and CBD (cannabidiol), the active compounds in cannabis. This creates a sweet and therapeutic edible, offering the benefits of cannabis without the need for smoking or vaping. How long does cannabis honey last? When stored properly in an airtight container in a cool, dark place, cannabis-infused honey can last up to one month. Over time, potency may gradually decrease, so it’s best to use it within this timeframe. How do I make cannabis-infused honey? The process involves decarboxylating cannabis to activate the THC and then infusing it into warm honey. Read the full article

[charlidaily]

These Vegan Buffalo Cauliflower Wings are a healthier alternative to traditional wings, perfect for game day snacking. They're crispy, spicy, and completely plant-based!

Ingredients: 1 head cauliflower, cut into florets. 1 cup all-purpose flour. 1 cup unsweetened almond milk. 1 teaspoon garlic powder. 1 teaspoon onion powder. 1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika. 1/2 teaspoon salt. 1/4 teaspoon black pepper. 1 cup buffalo sauce. 2 tablespoons vegan butter, melted. 1 tablespoon maple syrup.

Instructions: Preheat oven to 450F 230C. In a bowl, whisk together flour, almond milk, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, salt, and black pepper until smooth. Dip cauliflower florets into the batter, shaking off excess, and place them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake for 20-25 minutes, until cauliflower is golden brown and crispy. In another bowl, mix together buffalo sauce, melted vegan butter, and maple syrup. Toss baked cauliflower in the buffalo sauce mixture until well coated. Return cauliflower to the baking sheet and bake for an additional 10-15 minutes. Serve hot with vegan ranch dressing and celery sticks.

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 40 minutes

Scott