#Headcanon: Joker is never the big spoon.

[writerofjourneys]

Hi! If requests are still open, could I request Akira/Joker with a female reader who's a phenomenal cook?

Making him lunches, snacks, and occasionally breakfast and dinner too. Boy's bout to be spoiled.

Cooking for Joker

Fandom(s): Persona 5

P5 Protagonist/Joker x Fem Reader

Headcanon

Content: Fluff, romance, food, established relationship, marriage, married life, aged up characters, cooking, domesticity, soft Joker, taking care of each other, affection, declarations of love.

Warnings: None.

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As the leader of the Phantom Thieves, Akira is busy preparing for heists and fighting Shadows. But not just for being a leader of a mysterious infamous group, he’s busy everywhere. Ranking up confidants, fusing Personas, stocking supplies, studying, Akira’s been dealt with a lot of responsibilities since he got to Tokyo.

Eating at Big Bang Burger all the time and doing those challenges isn’t healthy on a regular basis. He does eat out with the team and his confidants sometimes. And Sojiro does cook breakfast for him on occasion.

But he will have a tendency to overwork himself and forget his own needs. He’s also taking care of Morgana, another mouth to feed besides himself. During lunchtime, Akira would either share his meal or just give it to Morgana.

Though since Morgana is known to keep track of his bedtime, the cat will make reminders for him to eat. The talking feline does pride himself for being responsible.

But you making food for him will send his heart soaring. He’s a lanky male, not too thin, but not so muscular, so he could still go for some more meat in his bones. It’s not only a sweet gesture but also an efficient way to help feed your hardworking boyfriend. He may even blush a little from the adoring sentiment.

Making bentos for him? Touching. Making matching bentos for the two of you? Adorable. Especially if you’re putting great details in the lunches, like making cute faces in the shape of animals and such. Akira will tease that it looks far better to admire, but he’ll happily finish the bento until there’s nothing left. He’s never been a picky eater so he’s open to try anything you make.

Learning about your cooking skills definitely impresses him. Akira likes to improve his own culinary abilities. Working with Sojiro behind the counter helped him discover that passion. So being a phenomenal cook, he’d gladly ask for tips and advice once in a while.

Akira finds himself astounded that someone like him, someone carrying a false criminal record serving probation in an unfamiliar place alone, could have such a loving girlfriend caring for him. He always makes sure to not let you forget his own affections and how much everything you do means.

It becomes a routine for you two to meet up at lunchtime and eat together. Sitting side by side closely, across with legs touching. There’s no doubt that Akira will happily reciprocate in taking turns making meals for you both. A good way to practice his cooking skills despite his busy schedule. If you were to ever be unable to make it, Akira will feel your absence greatly.

Breakfast? Probably best to have something easier to eat as you walk to Shujin side by side on weekdays. It is true as they say that to a person’s heart in general is through the stomach. If you stopped by carrying food filled containers to eat at LeBlanc, Sojiro has no problem with it. He does agree that Akira should be mindful of eating. Depending on if said containers are washable, he’ll let you keep them at the café until you take them back.

Feeding each other is a thing in private. When no one is there, Akira will offer a piece of food to your lips, expression cheeky. It’s something you’d only do behind closed doors.

And in reverse, he’s happy to welcome a spoonful from you. Wiping a stain on his mouth gets him a bit bashful. A napkin? Cute. Your own tongue? Now his face got even redder.

But beware, the leader of the Phantom Thieves has tricks up his sleeve. He’ll reciprocate the action in a sneaky way to tease back.

Dates spent cooking and eating together is very domestic and wholesome. Trying new recipes, sharing some, it’s a lovely way to spend time with one another. Though you’d probably spend that in your home rather than his. Because as nice as the coffee and curry is at the café, you’d have more privacy and space to work on. Akira always has a look in his eyes when he gazes upon you, so much so it makes you bashful every time you see it.

Food turns into a new love language between you.

And once you become adults? Naturally, living together is expected after the deepening of your relationship growing from being high school sweethearts. Cooking together becomes a real staple in your household. Working different jobs may not always let you cook together, but having the thoughtfulness of making food for the other is still as meaningful.

[distracted-milkshake]

Klaus Hargreeves A-Z fluff headcanons:

Warnings: cursing, mentions of drugs and alcohol, mentions of sex

A. Attractive. What do they find attractive about the other? He could never pick just the one thing, he loves everything about you. For you it's his slender, nimble hands

B. Baby. Do they want a family? Why/why not? He's always kind of wanted a little baby, but he's embarrassed to ask or bring it up, afraid he'd be crossing a line, that you wouldn't want that with him. It's just always something he's had in the back of his mind, like a wish 

C. Cuddle. How do they cuddle? He's either the big or little spoon, depending, usually the little, and he'll kiss your hands, tangling his legs with yours, wanting to be as close as humanly possible, which can be a lot sometimes, but he never pushes you, just takes anything you're willing to offer up

D. Dates. What are dates with them like? He's always the sweetest, literally anything can be a date, getting groceries, putting clean laundry away, having a nightcap, making breakfast together, lying in bed, listening to oldies on his walkman, pranking his siblings, taking a bath together, back pressed up to his chest and knees against yours, sitting in the park, making out in the foyer, getting caught going at it....it could be anything at all, anytime at all 

E. Everything. You are my _____ (e.g my life, my world...) You are his world, wholly and absolutely

F. Feelings. When did they know they were falling in love? He thought he felt something the first time you met, but as the weeks went on and you spent more and more of your days together he was absolutely certain he'd fallen for you, fully and completely 

G. Gentle. Are they gentle? If so, how? He's very gentle with you and your body, especially during sexy times, always asking if he's being to rough and if you're comfortable and alright, he knows he's stronger than he thinks and he'd never, ever want to do anything that could possibly hurt you in any way, he loves you too much to let that ever happen if he can at all help it

H. Hand/Hold. How do they like to hold? How do they like to hold hands? He loves to thread his fingers between yours and feel your pulse against his wrist; he'll hold you so close and tight, hooking his ankle behind your leg, chest to chest, nose inches from your own, hands tangled in your hair or else on your waist and back 

I. Impression. First impression/s. Your first impression of him was less than flattering, you had first met him when you'd come to the academy for help. You'd been friends with Diego for awhile now and he'd said if you ever needed anything up just swing by, so you did. What you did not expect was a mansion of full of superpeople, and a drunk Séance to come out of nowhere; he'd stumbled out of a closet, nearly making you jump out of your skin, clambering to standing and taking another swig from his hip flask. 'Mmmn... Diego, new girl, really pretty...new girl,' he'd nodded, addressing you both, looking you in particular up and down before sauntering off to the kitchen. Diego groaned. 'Sorry about him... He's my brother and he's drunk as shit, as usual.' Klaus didn't remember your first meeting, but he recognized you the second time, unbeknownst as to why, and embarrassed when you brought up how you’d seen him. He thought you were just incredible, kind, beautiful, a little sweet, smart and unwilling to take shit from anyone, the whole damn package, and he let you know it, too, repeatedly. You gave him a second chance, and you were more than grateful to have as he up and turned out to be one of the best, sweetest and most interesting people you'd ever met or ever will 

J. Joker. Are they into pulling pranks? Oh, so much... Once he pretend to propose with a blue raspberry ring pop, he's constantly leaving little things around the place to mess with you; sometimes you'll find, if you've been looking for your keys, him standing smugly in the doorway with them hanging from his finger, a little 'oh, were you looking for these?' and you hardly make it to the bed before you're both stripped and on top of each other. Needless to say, you never get where you were trying to go on time whenever that happens 

K. Kisses. How do they kiss? He can be soft but it's usually rough and desperate, all teeth and tongue, leaving you gasping for breath, face flushed, lips aching to feel his against your again and again; he's addicting, and you swear the air of cigarettes, rain and cheap cologne only adds to the passion of it

L. Little things. What little things do they love/notice? The way you titter when he tickles just under your ribs, the little blush in your cheeks when he kisses you, the way you press him against the wall, tugging at his clothes before you both get tangled, hot and breathless in bed

M. Memory. Their favorite moment together. It was disorienting, the first time you'd walked in on Klaus having a seemingly one-sided argument with himself, over what movie to watch that evening no less; Ben at that point was still a sort of a mystery to you, you'd only been dating a month or so, and you didn't know he meant he could literally communicate with his dead brother, in real time, as if he were in the room. It was odd, to see him get so worked up, insisting that 'emotional adventure' wasn't a genre, scoffing and complaining that that wasn't what he'd said a moment ago; another time was when you'd found some chocolate in his coat pocket. He'd found you sitting in the hallway, high out of your mind. 'Klaus! I can... I can taste the rainbow, maan,' you'd slurred, holding his face in your hands and giggling. 'Holy shit... How high are you right now?' 'I'm not, I'm on the floor.' you’d answered. He’d shaken his head and broke off a couple squares with his teeth, thinking fuck it, and set up residence beside you for the next few hours, head on your shoulder, holding hands, talking softly 

N. Nickel. Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything? Despite having a nice fat inheritance, he hasn't been allowed to dip in much at all yet; he'll share what he has with you, but when it comes down to you and another hit it's honestly a fifty-fifty 

O. Orange. What color reminds them of their other half? Blue, all and every shade of it

P. Petnames. What petnames do they use? Everything and anything under the sun is game for a pet name, from baked goods to small mammals to candy and every little thing in between 

Q. Questions. What are the questions they're always asking? He always wants to know for sure that you really, really love him, all of him, and he'll pull you close, breathing you in, and ask it, quietly, as if it's all he ever wants or needs to know, and you'll answer, and he'll fall apart, just like that, secure in your arms, always 

R. Remember. Their favorite memory of each other. It's always sort of an out of body experience, witnessing Klaus's fallout after a bad trip. Your favorite memory of him is his eyes as they come back down, and he cups your face and thanks you, with tears on his face, for putting up with him and his endless amount of shit; his favorite memory of you is the way your face lit up the first time he made and brought you breakfast in bed. You were usually up before him and had at least coffee ready in the morning, so he decided to surprise you one Saturday with eggs, sausage, hash browns and toast all arranged nearly on a plate, a little burned but nonetheless the most thoughtful thing anyone had ever done for you in recent years. You sat up, giving him a little kiss before digging in, offering him some. 'Oh, no,' he said. 'It's for you. I have plenty of fails to contend with in the kitchen.' He learned a good few life skills, just doing for you the things you did for him here and there, how to cook an amazing breakfast being one of them. You especially loved his double chocolate chip buttermilk pancakes with cream cheese drizzle, even if it came out of a box, the care he put in it could never be replaced 

S. Sad. How do they cheer themselves/each other up? He won't rest so long as you're upset, spending every second holding and talking with you, bringing you anything you need and staying with you all day if he has to; you try to give him space of he's sad, but if that doesn't work you'll hold his head in your lap, not pressing, but listening if he wants or needs to open up to you about something or other, usually trauma, things his father has done to him or how damn fucked up he feels, how lucky he is to have you in his life... It's not often but it can last awhile. Once he's out though, he's his lovely, doting, humorous old self 

T. Talking. What do they love to talk about? He'll relay to you the stuff Ben says (paraphrased, of course), conversations can go nearly anyplace, but he loves to chat about you and food, stories from the best dives and clubs about town (he knows a lot), or weird shit he's done under the influence, which almost always came back around to misuse of food, which is always funny to point out to his blank and incredulous expression 

U. Universe. Use a metaphor, what are they to each other? (e.g he was the universe, ever changing and mysterious) you're the click to his lighter, lighting his cigarette in the rain, and he's the caramel to your apple, sticky but sweet, coating everything and getting stuck in your teeth 

V. Very. _____ they're thoughts about each other (e.g she's very smart, he's very stubborn, they're very annoying etc.) You think he's a bit of a dunce, a klutz, a ditsy or whatever else, but you love him for and in spite of it, even if it means putting up with his dumb quirks and drunken tendencies; he thinks the absolute and complete world of you, even when he probably shouldn't, he tends to idealize people rather than take them for what they are and you're no different, and it can be hard on him when you don't live up to what he thinks of you, the idea he has in his head, but he knows it's impossible for you to be perfect, and he more or less accepts it as best he can. Your flaws are a part of you he would really prefer to keep, anyway

W. Why. Reasons they love each other. He loves that you put up with him, his habits, his addiction, his nightmares, all of it, and you love him because he looks at you like you're the whole world to him, his first and only and everything, and he lets you know it ever single day 

X. Xylophone. What's their song? Melt With You by Modern English, Careless Whisper by Wham!, Girls On Film by Duran Duran or Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede 

Y. You. The ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese) the bacon to my eggs, the blunt to my high 

Z. Zebra. If they wanted a pet, what pet would they get? Klaus wouldn't be much into pets, he doesn't like animals very much, but... If you were to pet and pamper him he'd love you forever 

[clonewarslover55]

May I please request Boost relationship headcannons? I love all of your work! Thank you!!!!♥️♥️♥️

Boost relationship headcanons (SFW and NSFW)

Masterlist

You absolutely can!!! I did some for Comet and Sinker so why not for Boost?!

Notes: Remember when Sinker said Boost smells? He was right.

SFW

Boost, as we all know, is a sarcastic boi who does not shower enough

His red hair and gnarly scar draw attention easily to him

Not that he is really complaining ;)

Similar to Sinker, he’s a flirt, just not nearly as smooth.

You most likely meet this handsome scarred clone at 79’s

He goes there when he's on leave with his brothers

They all deserve time to relax, plus it’s either that or stay at the barracks

Where he’d just clean his gun, annoy Wolffe, nap, etc.

He likes to keep busy, he never really stops

So he keeps himself entertained when he can

Boost is a very sarcastic man, so when you meet him you’re in for a surprise

Sarcastic remarks? Flirting? Handsome smirks? You bet your ass

Eventually you and Boost jump into a relationship and things really get started

Boost wants to spend as much time with you as possible

He tries not to be clingy; but it's hard, he’s addicted to your touch

Please give this man a hug

And a shower

“Not showering that often helps keep my hair dye from fading too soon!”

You scowl at that and offer to help him keep his dyed hair maintained if it means he’ll fucking bathe more often

Boost, of course, agrees

Anything to keep you close and touching him

Boost is more sarcastic than a joker, but he still has his moments

He never fails to make you smile

Especially out in public

Boost has no shame, I mean like at all, so he is all for PDA

Holding hands, kissing your cheeks, etc etc etc.

In front of his brothers he is always touching you

You’re his and only his, and the Pack needs to know that

The Wolfpack loves you though!

They love it when Boost brings you to 79’s

Mainly so they can tell you embarrassing stories about him

(Boost has reached across the table at Comet once)

You enjoy the stories even if he doesn’t!

Boost tries his hardest at being romantic

He isn’t the best, but damn does he try

Boost will secretly learn how to cook, and attempt to make you dinner!

He attempts, which is all that matters……

You end up mostly cooking when he’s on Triple Zero(Coruscant)

Boost is a good kitchen helper though!!

He’s willing to help you cook, wash dishes, etc

This man has never washed a dish in his life, so you have to teach him

You have to teach him many ways of being a clean person

Dirty stinky bastard man I am telling you

He’s the type that smells his clothes to make sure they’re not “Too dirty” before he throws them on

You will never break him from being a stinky boi

No matter how hard you try

He slowly gets better as you two progress in your relationship

But he is definitely not perfect. He still does the shirt smell

At least he showers once he gets back from missions!

He always brings little trinkets and such back for you as well!

It is mostly things like animal teeth or anything that draws his attention (So a really cool rock)

Boost has a big thing for animals

Especially their teeth, bones, skulls, etc. So he brings those home!

Seriously good luck getting him to not do that if you’re not into that

Boost loves cuddles, but he is the big spoon

He is obsessed with holding you in his arms, especially after being away from you for so long

Like all clones, he has nightmares, but he tells you he has them before you two stay together whenever he’s on Triple Zero so you’re prepared

After a nightmare he wants you to hold him, his head on your chest so he can hear your heartbeat

He is no longer self conscious about his scar, similar to how Wolffe doesn’t give a shit

So you’re welcome to trace it and ask about it!!

Boost’s love language is definitely sarcastic remarks, poking you, bear hugs, etc.

Give this sarcastic little shit any sort of attention and food and he’ll love you forever

He won’t let you forget it either

So expect many forehead kisses and pokes!

NSFW

Boost is experienced, like I said, he likes to keep busy ;)

So he knows what he’s doing in the bedroom for sure

Similar to Sinker, he sure knows how to dirty talk

He doesn’t run his mouth quite as often though

Boost speaks more through his actions, unless you ask for dirty talk

Plus his mouth is better for other things ;)

His kisses are ones that leave you craving more

His mouth always has to be on you, licking, biting, nipping, sucking

Boost loves marking you up, in many ways of course

When he gives you oral expect many hickies in many fun places

Boost, being great with his mouth, loves to give you oral

He loves to receive it too!

Please give him some kisses for the love of god

Mark him up too, he loves showing off that he’s yours!

He will take a bath/shower if it evolves you ;)

Sadly the only way you can get this stinky motherfucker to bathe sometimes

Boost is a clone, so he is a king of self control

Therefore foreplay is a fun time for you both

He’ll tease the fuck out of you, leaving you begging for him

Eventually he’ll get riled up himself, but not after dragging a few orgasms from you

Boost does enjoy a bit of teasing himself, but it just causes him to get a bit rough and worked up

So tease Boost if you want some rough sex ;)

Boost is definitely in for most things, but more so on you then him

He’ll try everything at least once for you, which means he really loves you

Public sex is a big yes for him though! So be warned

He’ll tease the fuck out of you in public, he just wants people to know that you’re his!

Quickies are a yes if it means public sex. But behind closed doors he wants to take his time with you

He wants to hear you scream his name all night long after all

Boost may enjoy some rough sex, but he’s quite gentle when it comes to aftercare

He makes sure to take good care of you, cleaning you both up

Boost will absolutely try to clean you up with his mouth, even after a long session

But after everything, he makes sure you fall asleep in his large scarred arms, your head on his chest and listening to his heartbeat.

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[charlotteswriting]

how would thh cast comfort you // gn!reader -mod kaede

makoto naegi

—even though he's clueless, he'll do his best to cheer you up. his encouraging words already make you feel better, plus he'll hug you. i feel like he gives the best hugs, the hugs that makes you feel loved (i hc nagito and gonta too) he'll try to get anything you want, snacks, chocolate, candies, drinks. keyword, try. he's got like, $1, he can't buy you mcdonald's but still he passes the vibe check because he is so caring.

byakuya togami

—speaking of mcdonald's... he can and will buy you the whole company. that's it, i am out. well... he isn't the best at comforting people because he is blunt, but i feel like he'd show his love by actions, so he'll lend you his shoulder if you feel like crying. he won't complain about it but he might have a disgusted face the whole time. he is trying to get better

mondo owada

—because he doesn't want you to feel trapped inside, he'll take you out and you 2 will ride around the entire town. getting fresh air is always the best, isn't it? after the ride, he'd take you to a calming place to picnic and he would ask you what's wrong while resting his head on your lap. if it's a person bothering you, he'll get pissed at them but if it isn't, he'll be much calmer and try to come up with advice, though he isn't really good at it, he tries his best for u to feel better.

kiyotaka ishimaru

—taka might be dense at first but as soon as he notices your mood, he'll drop everything he has to do and will pay his whole attention to you. i headcanon taka likes to cook, so he'll cook with you or for you! he enjoys baking you cookies. he is actually good at giving advice, he's disappointed that you didn't come to him when you were bothered, he'll be there for you from now on and give you his love.

hifumi yamada

—i feel like hifumi would notice your bad mood but wouldn't know what to do, he'll try to crack jokes but he isn't the best joker around :'( if you have any shows you'd like to watch, he'll watch it with you and that'll be enough to cheer you up! but he talks a lot when watching, so you gotta bear with him. also man himself is comfortable like a pillow, so you can lay on him while watching it

leon kuwata

—he's bothered that you are upset, so he will do his best for you. taking you outside is one of things that comes to his mind first, walking in the streets while holding hands? yes. but if you feel like staying home, that's ok too! he is always down to cuddle. cuddle bug? cuddle bug. and yeah, he'll spoon you, so you don't feel alone.

yasuhiro hagakure

—oh no, it's so awkward. he isn't used to you being like this but he'll still try his best! another one that will take you to mcdonald's, he's a bit broke now, but who else is he going to spend his money on if it's not you? i feel like he'd joke around to lighten up your bad mood and tell you his whole life story. his memories are so terrifying that you eventually forget what's been bothering you. mission accomplished, but at what cost..? he is crying due to the nostalgia.

chihiro fujisaki

—at first he's like, is it me made you sad? :( you give him hugs all the time so it's time to payback! another one that gives the best hugs, they're so sweet. he will listen to every word you have to say patiently and at some point, he'll probably join you crying—if you aren't crying, well, he is crying alone. he'd play games with you until you are tired, it's him usually gets tired first. hearing his little snores in bed is already enough to make you smile. succeed!

kyoko kirigiri

—she can read people well, so she can say something's bothering you, so she'll be more affectionate than usual in return. kyoko will stay with you the whole time and listen to you without judging you, also i feel like she'd do some of your hobbies with you, so you'd feel better. in the end of the day, you know she believes you and it makes you feel better. kyoko will do your hair while you are ranting about your day. it comforts you.

sayaka maizono

—sayaka is geniunely sad, she cares so much. she'll take your hand and ask you if there's anything you'd want to do to feel better, she's down to anything, really. she's worried about your well being so much. like taka, she's a good cook, she'll spoil you a lot! she'll be affectionate the whole day and will not leave your side unless you are feeling better, afterwards, you tell her the reason of your sadness and she's like :0 then :( she is more clingy.

toko fukawa

—toko is aware you aren't feeling at your best, she wants to cheer you up but her low self-esteem doesn't let her. i think she's good at giving hugs, but they won't last long, because she thinks she's not respecting your boundaries. with short hugs and words that won't leave her lips, she isn't the type to comfort, but still just her presence itself helps you to feel better. she'll sit by you and will read with you, sometimes she'll even give you headpats. and i think that's really sweet.

sakura ogami

—i feel like sakura would immediately want to know the problem, so she can solve it. that would make you feel better, right? if you don't feel like talking about it yet, that's ok! she respects your privacy, but she won't leave you alone. she'd never when you are this upset! i think she'd carry you around with those big arms of hers, she knew you enjoyed a lot when she lifted you up or carried you in general. she gives good piggyback rides, too.

asahina aoi

—if you are upset, she's upset too. :( but still she's willing to make you feel better! she will want to talk about it, though that's only if you wanna. she'll take you the nearest donut shop and will buy you snacks as well when returning home. if there is no donut shop around, then she's more than excited to bake some with u! she's so passionate about it. you can't help but laugh at the way she fails baking, she is embarrassed about it but hey! at least you are smiling again

celestia ludenberg

—she knows you good enough to tell you are lying or not, pretending doesn't work on her, peace was never an option. celeste probably going to offer watching movies, i feel like she would like k-drama. also don't @ me but she will play uno with you, and no, don't try to change my mind. i also hc celeste likes birdwatching, there are many things in her mind to do with you. but if you don't like any of these things, she'll just shrug, giving in and joining you, staying with you the whole time.

mukuro ikusaba

—mukuro isn't great at comforting, but she'll not let you stay in a bad mood, either! she'd say you nicest things ever, probably about how much he admires you and stuff like that, well, she does. she is really embarrassed about showing affection, but still will embrace you, just like how you embraced her. will let you rest your head on her shoulder and you'll tell her about what's bothering you. the whole time she has a serious face but in mind she's forcing herself not to have a heart attack because of the closeness

junko enoshima

—now now, the only person she doesn't get bored around is upset? no, we can't have that. thanks to her analyst talent, she could already tell the problem and told mukuro to take care of it. while it's getting solved, she'll spend all of her time with you now! she'll tell you you're the best one around and you have no words for that because you know it's true. she's not the great comforter because her personality changes literally each second, but that's fine, too.

hey hey! this wasn't requested by anyone but still i felt like writing because i was kinda upset lately, and this idea popped out! anyway, hope you enjoy this! tomorrow, i'll be having my exams so i better get back to study :) i won't write for a week and few days but when i am done with them, i'll get back to writing requests immediately!! ily!!! 💖💕

[dragondemoness]

Could we please get some relationship headcanons for Ann, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, and Sumire?

Sure! Thanks for requesting!

Ann, Makoto, Futaba, Haru and "Kasumi" Relationship HCs

Contains spoilers for Persona 5 Royal in "Kasumi's" part

Ann

This girl loves the absolute shit out of you omg-

You guys usually either go on dates to cafes or to the underground mall

Sometimes she even brings you to her photo shoots

If you're shy and hesitant to go, she will beg you, giving you puppy dog eyes and talking about how much she wants to show you off until you give in and say yes

She won't force you though, if you really don't want to go

She'll be disappointed, but she'll understand

Affection. For. DAYS

There is rarely a moment where this girl isn't touching you; (not like that you nasties-) holding hands, hugging you, kissing you, etc.

She's not super overpowering in public, just holding your hand or hugging you. Doesn't want to make you overwhelmed

But in private? This girl is ALL over you

So many cuddles when you guys are alone.

You guys often chill at her place, watching movies and munching on sweet snacks

Skin care goddess

She is a model after all. She has a whole nighttime skin care routine and begs you to join her

She swears that you'll thank her for it

Next morning, everyone is asking you about how you have perfect skin and Ann is just like "told ya so"

Ann confessed first

She's not at all embarrassed to have a crush on you, and she trusts you with her life

She confessed while you guys were hanging out on the roof

She was super nervous about you rejecting her, but was ECSTATIC when you accepted her affections

She jumped on you and hugged you tight, squealing happily

If you got caught up in the Kamoshida drama, she is so grateful to you for being there for her

Especially when her best friend Shiho jumped off the school roof

Speaking of Shiho, Ann definitely introduced you to her

She wants her best friend and her lover to get along

Shiho likes you a lot btw

When Ann sees you two hanging out together, she feels so warm inside

Ryuji often teases you two about your relationship, but Ann always smacks him in the head

Morgana is SUPER jealous of you, but he trusts that you'll treat Ann well

If you don't, he'll scratch the shit out of you

Makoto

She's a very busy person, so you don't get to go out very often

When you do, it's usually a quiet and chill place, like a park, a cafe or just stay at home dates

After a few months of being together, she introduces you to Sae

#overprotective big sis sae

This girl goes full on interrogation mode, asking you a billion questions

Makoto stops her, but she knows that Sae is just looking out for her

Sae does come to trust you after a while tho, and she is very supportive of you two

Don't you dare hurt Makoto or Sae will get you

Makoto is pretty stiff with affection

She isn't used to relationships, and she lived with Sae for most of her life, so she's very touched starved

Makoto does get used to physical affection after a while, but in the beginning, she is super embarrassed and blushy about it

Literally melts when you hold her

She loves to be the little spoon, it makes her feel safe and protected

When she found out she liked you, she turned to Joker to advice

She knew he was the least likely to tease her or make fun of her

She confessed while you guys were doing homework together at her house while Sae was away

You were definitely shocked that Miss Student Council President liked you, but you weren't complaining

So you accepted her confession, and she was caught off guard

But she still smiled at you and leaned into your side as you wrapped an arm around her

She would love to study with you! Very flattered that you came to her for help, and she will do her very best to bring your grades up

She's very patient with you, and never makes you feel stupid if you don't know somethinng

She would scold Ryuji for not paying attention, but when it's you, she's like, "okay hon, here's how you do it"

She always checks in on you, and makes sure you're taking care of yourself

Even if you guys can't see each other every day, she always texts you things like, "Love you! Make sure you stay hydrated!" and makes sure you eat

She is also very protective

If she finds out you're being bullied, she will get those assholes expelled immediately

Futaba

You guys most likely got together after the whole thing with her palace

After that, she was super nervous and afraid to be around people

She got used to you pretty quick tho

You knew what to talk to her about, you never judged her for anything, and you always made her feel safe

Next to Joker, you're her favorite person

Once she started to like you, she was confused

What is this feeling?? Why do I feel so weird around them??

She goes to Joker for advice and he tells her that what she's feeling is love

Love? WhAt??

She has no idea what to do or how to confess

She ends up blurting it out when you're playing games together

You're surprised, but you accept

Futaba has no idea how to girlfriend-

You reassure her that you guys can take things slow and you will ease her into it

Takes her a little bit to be open to affection

She's scared she'll make you uncomfortable somehow

But once she does get used to it, this girl is literally attached to you

Loves to cuddle

She'll just jump on you out of nowhere and will grip you tighter the longer you hold her

Little spoon Futaba

Feels so safe and relaxed when you hold her

Calls you her "Player 2" and her "Partner in Crime"

When you play games together, she whoops your ass

But how can you be mad when she looks so happy🥺

You guys usually hang out indoors but when Futaba wants to buy something, she will drag you to go buy it

After she introduces you to Sojiro, he's a little wary of you at first

But it doesn't take him long to trust you

He's basically adopted you along with Joker

You, Joker and Futaba are his babies but he'll never admit it

Haru

Again, you guys got together after all the Palace business

She actually liked you since the beginning, but she couldn't say anything because of her father and that idiotface he wanted her to marry

Because of the nastiness with her fiancé, she was really nervous about confessing

Even so, she knows that you'll never hurt her, and confesses while you're helping her tend to the garden on the rooftop

When you accepted her confession, she smiled wide and took your hands

She's pretty shy with affection

She never received much warmth or affection from her father, so she's really touch starved

Doesn't mean she doesn't love it though

But if you kiss her hand or hug her, she will be very red

Really loves hand kisses, they feel so romantic to her

Because of how well-known she is, PDA is a no-no. Doesn't want all the attention on you guys when you're together

She'll hold your hand, and maybe hug you, but that's about it

Loves to call you cute names like "darling" and "love"

Dates at cafes or on the rooftop

Because she's often busy with running the business, you guys don't go out very much

But like Makoto, she always messages you to check on you

Oh, and also VERY protective of you

If she finds out you're being bullied... Oh boy

She's gonna fetch the axe-

Sumire

(BIG SPOILERS!)

I haven't actually finished Royal yet, but I know the gist of Sumire's character. Please let me know if I get a detail wrong or leave a detail out tho

What your relationship starts as depends entirely when you guys get together

If you guys were together since childhood, you, her and her sister Kasumi were best friends

If she confesses to you before the accident, Kasumi is super supportive

But after the accident, Sumire begins to distance herself from you and you end up separating

You end up reuniting at Shujin, where she was still a little nervous around you

But her love stayed the same

After you guys started talking again, you rekindled your friendship

You were a little disturbed and concerned about her posing as Kasumi, but you never mentioned it

After you guys awaken to your Personas and end up in Maruki's palace and she ends up having an identity crisis, you stay by her side throughout it all

Once she decides to stop posing as Kasumi and be herself, you restart your romance

Very flustered when you compliment her or show her affection

She loves it though

After she's done with practice, please hold her

She will melt into your touch immediately

Loves to train with you at the park

Wants to better her gymnastics and make sure you stay healthy

Her father was lowkey scary when you met him, but he loosened up once he got to know you

When she has nightmares about Kasumi's accident or when she doubts herself in her abilities, just hold her, hold her hands or just let her know you're there for her

Depends on whether or not she wants to be touched

She tries even harder with gymnastics

She wants to make you and Kasumi proud

Once again, she always makes sure to check on you and making sure you eat properly, hydrate, all that good stuff

She's so glad to have your support

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A-Z of Shouta Aizawa

This is just some headcanons

Pairing: Shouta Aizawa x gender neutral reader

warning: slight mention of alcohol/drinking

Notes: Will I proofread this? probably not. This is also my first one of these, so it might suck

A ➪ {Affection, mostly PDA}

How they show affection/are they into pda-If so then how do they deal with it etc,

He's not big into PDA, but he makes sure you feel loved. Hand holding and kisses goodbye are his go-to, occasionally he'll surprise you with flowers or chocolates, just to make your day better

B ➪ {blush}

Do they blush often? What makes them blush?

He seems cold on the outside, and he almost never blushes, but his true smile, the one he only gives you, is better than anything else

C ➪ {cuddles}

Do they like cuddles/Big spoon or little spoon/How do they cuddle

After a long, hard day at work, the best thing to him is cuddling. He prefers to be the big spoon, but sometimes, if the day has been rough enough, he needs the comfort of little spoon.

D ➪  {dirty minded}

Are they dirty minded or a pure sunchild

He is so dirty-minded, but his monotone expressions never give it away. If a student makes a dirty joke in class, he'll smirk to himself, but never enough for someone else to see.

E ➪ {effort}

How much effort they would put in trying to win you over/how much effort they would put in a relationship with you

Being a pro-hero and a teacher takes a lot of time, but he always tries his best to make you happy. Even if that just means a couple extra kisses, he will give 110% for you.

F ➪ {free time}

What they do in their free time/how they would spend their free time with you

He prefers to spend his free time relaxing, either napping or just cuddling on the couch watching tv. No matter what you're doing, his favorite thing is to spend time with you

G ➪ {Grumpy}

What makes them grumpy/how you make them feel better ect.

Sometimes the 1-A students just get to him, whether it's Bakugou and Midorya's constant fighting, or Mineta just being himself. When he comes home in a bad mood, you let him talk it out, be his shoulder to lean on. If he needs more sleep, you give it to him. If he wants to go to a bar, you make sure he's safe.

H ➪ {what they hate}

Who they may hate/what they hate

There's no one he truly hates. Even his worst students are still his students at the end of the day. His colleagues are still colleagues. Though, if you ask him who he hates, he'll always say Ms. Joke

I➪   {Idiot.}

Something stupid you’ve attempted to do with them/something stupid you’ve done

At the beginning of your relationship, you got upset with him for how much he slept and tried to get him to stay awake more, even after long days. This led to fights, but eventually, you realized how important sleep is for him, and let him sleep as much as he wanted

J➪ {Joker}

Are they funny/what kind of humor do they or would they have

His humor consists of mostly inside jokes and self-deprecating humor, although he's working on breaking that habit. The inside joes mean a lot to you, because they're moments you've shared together

K➪ {kisses}

How their kisses are like/how often they kiss you

He gives you quick kisses throughout the day, but once you're home, his kisses are long and passionate. Each one feels like that last a life-time, and you would kiss him forever if you could

L➪ {losing you}

How they would feel about losing you/how they would cope with losing you

The thought of losing you is almost unimaginable. If the two of you fell apart, so would he. His naps would be longer. During work, he wouldn't engage in conversations with anyone. He would be harsher during training, but even through all that, he wouldn't try and win you back. He knows that if you left, it was for a reason.

M➪ {money}

How they spend their money/how much they have ext ext

He's loaded. Like. Loaded. He likes to spend money on you, not with big expensive gifts, but with small, meaningful gifts. If you guys go out to eat, you can order whatever you want, it's never a problem. He rarely spends money on himself though, insisting you deserve it more.

N➪ {Needy}

How they’re like when needy/what they expect from you/ how they behave

When he gets needy, he doesn't leave your side. If you're trying to work on something, he's right by your side, wrapped around your waist. When you're watching a movie together, he basically is laying on top of you.

O➪ {Obligation}

Something you must do with them/a requirement they expect from you

He only has 2 big expectations. He expects that you give as much as you can into the relationship, just as he is. And he expects you to check in. Not in a controlling, overbearing way, but because he worries about you.

P➪ {provoke}

What provokes them/ how you could provoke them

He can get very protective over his students. If you talk bad about any of them, he is not afraid to stand up for them, even if it might hurt your feelings. Those students are his kids.

Q➪ {Quirk }

A smart/ humorous use of their quirk

Anytime Present Mic enters a room with his mouth open, Aizawa's instinct is to use his quirk, in case Mic was planning on yelling

R➪ {Random head cannon}

Pretty self-explanatory, a random headcanon

He loves rock music. Sometimes if he's in his office working, you'll hear his music playing, and he'll quietly sing along

S➪ {Support}

How supportive are they of your goals/how do they show it

He's supportive of every goal. Both big and small. That one time you wanted to start a homemade bread business, he was right there by your side. When you say you want to be a hero, he'll stay up late training with you, and he never gets discouraged when you change your mind.

T➪ {Touchy}

Are they touchy/ how touchy are they ect

He's all about small touches. Hand holding, arm around your shoulder, hugging you from behind. He likes to be touched too, most specifically held

U➪ {under pressure}

How they behave under pressure/ how you manage to help them calm down

When he gets too under pressure, it's almost like he's a different person. He's easy to snap and touch is almost completely off the table. All you can do is remind him that he's stressing, and let him cool down on his own.

V➪ {Vulnerable}

How long until they feel vulnerable with you/how they show it

It took him a while to allow himself to be vulnerable with you, around the 6-month mark of dating. He's more open with you, tells you things he wouldn't normally tell someone. He also lets you care for him. Before, if you tried to care for him when he was stressed, he would brush it off, but now, he lets himself be cared for.

W➪ {why they like you}

What made them fall in love with you/what they like most about you/ why they like you

From the beginning, he loved how open you were. You weren't afraid to tell him, or anyone, how you felt. He never had to worry about you hiding how you felt, or if he had done something wrong.

X➪ {Extra}

A random extra headcanon or scenario with them

On non-school nights, he likes to stay up with you, and you have dinner dates on the living room floor.

Y➪ {yesSsSs}

Something they love that you do

You love to cook dinner. You'll cook huge dinners for the two of you, leaving you both with leftovers for the week. Even if your food isn't always the best, he loves it.

Z➪ {ZzzZzZz}

How they sleep/are they a heavy or light sleeper/ when they sleep ect

He's a heavy sleeper. Once his head hits the pillow, he's out. He snores, but it's manageable. He falls asleep around 11 and wakes up at 5. You wish he would sleep more, but he insists he's okay.

[ficforce]

NSFW Alphabet Extended

Joker/52 x Female Reader NSFW / Mentions of past abuse No established timeline Established relationship

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

“Uh, JJ?” Y/N watched the man practically run out of the room not even a minute after they had both finished up. Had she said or done something? Y/N pulled the blanket up to her chest after sitting up and worried that he wasn’t going to come back… This wasn’t the first time he’d done something strange after they had had sex but it was the first time he’d left; she brought her knees up and couldn’t help the tears that were threatening to spill out of her eyes. “I got water, alcohol, juice and I put the kettle on in case you want something hot, I also grabbed some snacks in case you were hungry - oh and I grabbed some body wipes too!” Joker had piled everything he had mentioned onto a tray and brought it to the side of the bed, placing everything down before then grinning at her like he had done something really innovative. The grin dropped quickly as he noticed her watery eyes and the slight quiver of her lip. The man sat on the edge of the bed and pulled her into a hug, holding her tight in his slight panic, “What did I do? Did I hurt you? Did I push you?” Joker had had a shitty childhood that had followed into his young adult life, he remembered all the times he was forced to do something or it was forced on him, he remembered being left cold and in pain with no-one giving two shits; it terrified him that he might have inflicted the same kind of pain on her. “I’m sorry, Y/N.” Y/N pushed against him just enough to be able to look at his worried face, “You didn’t do anything… I definitely wanted that but it’s just… you left, right after and…” she realised now he had run out to get her food and drink, things to take care of her if she needed it. He had asked her last time about aftercare and how he wasn’t sure how to best provide it for her. She had told him that a bottle of water might be appreciated and hadn’t expected him to take it so far as snacks. “I thought you’d just left me.” “No way,” he kissed her cheeks as he squished her face a little between his hands, “Now, you want water, juice, vodka or tea?” The man was completely oblivious as to his awkward after sex etiquette.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

‘They’re like stilts.” Joker chuckled as she poked at his leg, “I like being taller than everyone else.” He likes his legs; he liked that he could move ridiculously fast, that he was flexible and able to kick someone in the face without having to get too close. “You love it when I lean over you like a big creep.” “That’s because I love creeps, apparently.” Y/N grabbed the collar of his top and pulled him down for a kiss, “What do you love about me? Physically?” “Hmm,” Joker gave it a little thought, straightening back up and lighting another cigarette, “Physically… that’s a tricky one. What do I love about my queen of hearts?” He liked everything, it was hard to pick just one thing; he turned his grin on her all of a sudden and smacked her backside, “I like your ass.”

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Running his fingertips through the cum leaking out of his lover, Joker slowly pushed it back inside her entrance, gently fingering her and relishing in the wet, warm feeling of her freshly fucked hole. “T-thats gross…” Y/N blushed and looked away from his fascinated expression. “I think it’s pretty.” He brought his fingers up to his mouth and sucked them clean, “We’re all mixed together, impossible to separate.” Only he could make something like this sound almost romantic.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Y/N watched as Joker played with his deck of cards, shuffling them more expertly than any dealer in the big casinos, he then began to hum as he set out a game of solitaire. Sometimes he snuck into her apartment just to be there with her; it wasn’t always a booty call. There was something she noticed when he opened a brand new pack of cards though, something she wasn’t sure he was entirely conscious of doing. The long haired man would always pull out and burn one of the cards to ash before replacing it with the joker card. Last time Y/N had mentioned it he had packed everything up and told her he had business to attend to before leaving.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

“What’s this thing?” Y/N looked over at him from where she was putting away her clothes, her cheeks became a little warm as she saw he was playing with a vibrating cock ring. “It goes at the base of your dick… makes you last longer and the vibration gives me a little something when you push all the way in.” Joker snorted at it and tossed it back in the draw. He was sat cross legged on her bed in nothing but a towel and hair turban to keep him from getting the pillows damp; of course he had to snoop around in her bedside table whilst she was busy. “Why would someone need to last longer, you’d get sore, right? And why the hell aren’t they paying attention to your clit personally?’ He made little circular motions with his thumbs, “That’s just lazy, Y/N.” She often wondered how someone so tall and sexy could be so inexperienced, sure, he was a little odd but women should have been throwing themselves at him. “I’ll show you later, okay.”

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Joker liked all kinds of positions, he especially liked when Y/N was on top. So when she suggested reverse cowgirl he was curious and eagerly agreed to trying it out. He didn’t like it. He didn’t like any position where he couldn’t see her face; it made him uncomfortable and it didn’t feel as good as he knew it should. His hands fell onto her hips and applied a little pressure to slow her down to a stop, “T-turn back around.” He panted out and when she did as he asked, Joker felt better, he thrust up into her more eagerly than before and his purple eye watched her expressions as they headed toward orgasm. Afterwards, as they lay in a heap of sweaty limbs, Y/N kissed his jaw and asked him if it was the angle he hadn’t liked, he shook his head and told her that it just felt better if he knew she was enjoying it.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

“JJ, stop messing around with that and get over here.” She had told him he could pick one toy for them to try out from her collection but so far he was just playing with everything. He was taking particular joy in trying to secure a strap on to his head. “Look, Y/N, I’m an actual dickhead now!” He heard her groan at his joke but he definitely heard a giggle too, “Or ‘fuckface’… I heard you call someone that the other day.” Joker liked to make her laugh, he found it put him at ease before they had sex; somehow he was still nervous he was going to make her hate him or that he would somehow hurt her.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Her fingers felt soothing as they ran through his long hair, she had practically begged him to let her practice a french braid on him and he didn’t actually mind it. Y/N had always liked playing with his hair - even before they became a proper couple. “How do you get it so soft?” She asked as she brushed it out to start her braid again, “You never have any split ends either.” He really did take good care of it, it wasn’t something she ever expected from him but she couldn’t deny how much attention he paid to his hair - even his pubic hair was kept trimmed and oddly perfect. He glanced over her shoulder at her and gave a soft smile, “I wasn’t allowed long hair when I was younger, so I like to keep it nice.”

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Something had upset him, something had happened and Y/N hadn’t really known what to do when she found him huddled up in the corner of her bedroom. He was always good at sneaking in but this was the first time she had ever woken up and found him hiding in the dark rather than invading her bed. “JJ?” She called out her pet name for him as she got out of bed and padded over to him, kneeling between his outstretched legs before reaching out to touch his face. He flinched. “Joker, what’s wrong?” She tried again to touch him and this time he allowed her to rest her hands on his cheeks. Y/N checked him over, he didn’t seem to be hurt in anyway, he was just… not quite right. “Can I take off your hat?” He gave a nod and she removed the item quickly, her fingers ran over his hair to neaten it out a little and then she asked if she could take off his eyepatch. This time he shook his head no. “Okay, will you come to bed? We can cuddle…” It hadn’t been hard to figure out, once she had seen all the evidence, that Joker had had bad experiences with people - that someone had likely abused him in his past. One of her biggest clues had been the way he never got too rough with her, how he always had to be able to see her face. Joker cherished her when they were together, he always made sure she knew that he wanted her to feel good and loved. It was moments like this, when he was emotionally bare and vulnerable that she felt most intimate with him, that he let her in and trusted her not to hurt him. “I’ll be big spoon, okay, JJ?” Taking his hand she coaxed him toward the bed and wrapped herself around his tall frame; trying her best to make him feel safe.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

The first time Joker masturbated he had been a little scared that he was going to be struck by lightning. He may have been raised an assassin but they were still a religious order that frowned upon that kind of thing… unless you were some sort of twisted pervert. At first he had ignored the feeling, not wanting to touch himself because he didn’t want to feel sick afterwards; sex had always made him feel disgusting before. But as his vision blurred white and his muscles spasmed, his fist moving on its own along his length as he milked every last drop out of it, he felt weightless afterward. The tension melted out of his body and he wanted to take a nap. He didn’t feel bad, he didn’t feel disgusting - he felt good. He doesn’t masturbate half as much now that he had Y/N. His right arm didn’t ache as much either…

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

“Is this okay?” Y/N asked as she straddled the backs of his thighs and placed her hands on his back. She had set up a large mirror at the end of the bed for this and she hoped it would work for Joker. She had wanted to give him a massage for the longest time but he could never really relax because he disliked having people behind him, touching his bare skin. She figured that if he could see what she was doing in the mirror it might help him. Joker hugged the pillow under his chin and watched her reflection intently, she pulled out a bottle of oil and began warming it in her hands, “I’d like it more if you were naked too.” He saw her look back at his reflection and rolled her eyes, “Maybe in a little while then.” Feeling her slick hands stroke over his bare back made the man let out a low moan; he loved being touched. Stroked, pet, cuddled, caressed - it didn’t matter as long as it was a positive touch. His kink wasn’t being choked or hit or even just tied up. His kink was being treated sweetly by his lover.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

“Excuse me, ma’am.” The shop assistant sounded a little panicked from outside the changing room door. “Ma’am, you… you can’t have your boyfriend in there with you. I’m sorry but please stop having -‘relations’.” Y/N glared at Joker as he held in his laughter, she had told him to get out the second he had materialised in her changing room but he had said he wanted to play. “Anywhere isn’t an acceptable location for this kind of thing, Joker!”

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

It didn’t take much to turn her boyfriend on, sometimes just looking in his general direction was enough motivation for him to pull her into long, lovely kisses and feel his hands sneaking under her clothes to caress her body. So as she finished paying for her new lingerie and took the bag from the cashier, she had to wonder how he was going to react to her intentionally teasing him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Going through her sex toys seemed to be one of his favourite hobbies, mostly because it would make her stutter and feel flushed. This time Joker held up a pretty chain with a clamp either end, “Those are nipple clamps, JJ.” “They look like they hurt…” He tossed them aside in distain then found a pair of handcuffs next, “Why… would you intentionally want to be hurt?” Joker put those back too, his expression unhappy. Y/N came to sit down beside him, “Sometimes a little pain feels good-“ “Sex and pain shouldn’t go together. I’m never going to use any of this shit on you.” She gave a little shrug, embarrassed that he didn’t approve of her little kinks but understanding all the same, “And that’s okay… I’ll never mix the two together when I’m with you. I promise I’d never try to hurt you.”

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

His hands gripped her shoulders a little too hard and Joker quickly moved them to the edge of the kitchen counter behind him so he wouldn’t bruise her. Her mouth was so warm and the way she was sucking him felt so good that his legs were starting to shake. As much as he loved having his mouth on her and his tongue inside - this was always his favourite treat. It took all his willpower not to thrust into Y/N’s mouth; one look down and he felt his balls tighten at the way her lips stretched around him and how damn pretty she looked like this. “I-I’m gonna… Fuck, Y/N, I’m - !!” P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

The headboard of her bed thumped rhythmically against the wall as Joker plowed into her, his hands holding her thighs up and open so that he could go deeper. “J-Jo-ker! Ah, I… P-please!” He felt her walls tightening around him, heard how wet she was and knew she wouldn’t last much longer. The man slowed his pace, still filling her to the very hilt but almost dragging out how quickly he pulled out to the tip and then dived in deep again. Unable to process the mixture of slow and fast, hard and gentle, Y/N’s body began to shake and tremble, her eyes squeezing shut as his name filled the room loud enough for the neighbours to hear.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

The endearing problem with her odd boyfriend, other than not knowing where he came from or even where he would come from next, was that he was able to go - sexually - at a moments notice. He loved a quickie, he loved it slow, sideways and once he had loved it upside down. Y/N had taken to carrying extra underwear with her just in case.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Y/N loved Joker, she adored him and she knew he cared about her deeply too… she just wished he would try new things with her that were not so safe. She liked a little breathplay every now and then but Joker wouldn’t risk choking her. He was a strong man and he knew he could get carried away. Then again, she thought as she looked at how high they were on the roof of a skyscraper, he liked to have sex in some pretty scary places.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

“I… actually can’t…” Y/N rolled onto her side panting heavily, everything ached a good way, the sheets were wet under her and every time Joked touched her she felt her body spasm. She was over sensitive and even though she knew he could make her orgasm again - she ws certain she would probably die. “I need a break.” “Okay, then we can go for round six?”

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Joker loved toys. His favourite thing was to go through hers and then try them out if they interested him enough. There were many times he would bring new ones home for Y/N and then look at her with an excited purple eye. Y/N looked at the new toy he had brought home and blinked, “Is that a fucking tentacle dildo?!”

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Sometimes Joker wasn’t aware that he was actually teasing her, he just liked to touch her. Y/N bit her bottom lip as his thumb brushed over her clothed nipple again, it was hard and aching from his absent minded touch - she had no doubt he was only messing with her nipple because it was erect. It was the same for his other touch on her body. His other hand was on her inner thigh, his fingers tracing up and down the seam of her bottoms. “You’re driving me crazy!” “I haven’t even done anything?” Joker let out a surprised yelp as Y/N pinned him down to the sofa and climbed on top of him.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

“I’m calling the police!” Y/N hid her face in Joker’s neck as they listened to her neighbour yell through the wall - they were kind of loud on a regular basis. “I could go and have a word with him?” “Don’t you dare, Joker! We’re already in trouble because you did the…. Thing!” He grinned and blew a few heart shaped smoke rings for her, “You love it when I do the Thing.”

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

The bouquet of flowers she found on her table when she got home were a wonderful surprise. She noticed they were mostly purple with her favourite colour splashed in here and there; she didn’t need a note to know Joker had left them for her. Putting her bag down and kicking off her shoes Y/N picked up the flowers and smelled them, appreciating the gesture more than the aroma. Looking around the small apartment for him she realised that she must have just missed him… or he was hiding. Joker was surprisingly shy when it came to romantic gestures. X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) The first time she saw him naked, Y/N had been a little intimidated because, like most things about him, his cock was long. There was no way all of him would fit inside her without tickling her tonsils. Trying to calm her nerves she had turned her gaze onto his body, ran her hands over his lean muscles and pressed kisses to the scars she found. “One day, you’ll share your story with me, JJ.”

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

“Are you done?” Joker asked as he hovered over Licht, the young man was testing some new formula and he had said he needed Joker’s help. Watching the vial turn a different colour the scientist smirked to himself, “Have you got a date?” “I’m just horny. I miss Y/N and you’re being so boring!” He knew he had a problem, he knew he probably had too much sex but who could blame him when he had such a wonderful woman waiting for him?

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

His head rested on Y/N’s shoulder as they lay in bed; he couldn’t sleep and she was trying to help soothe him to sleep. She massaged his scalp between running her fingers through his hair and she had even tried making him a hot drink. Sometimes he couldn’t sleep, even after the euphoric release of a good orgasm to melt his troubles away. Feeling her hand brush over one of his scars Joker let out a sign, “Remember when you said one day I’d share my story?” Her hands paused for a second, the weight of his words causing her breath to stutter, “…Yes.” “Would you still love me, even if I wasn’t a good man?” “No matter what you were in the past,” She kissed the side of his head, “You’re my Joker and I’ll love you for who you are now.”

[ultimate-cinephile]

Can I PLEASE request some Viktor Licht fluff!! I'm completely obsessed with this little weirdo and cannot get enough 💕 I loved your kissing headcanon's btw

You 100% can! I've been wanting someone to request for a month now. Tysm Nonnie!!

And I'm glad you enjoyed them! Also, I had no idea what to do for a plot, so I decided to do this again seeing as how I had a lot of fun with Joker's.

VIKTOR LICHT FLUFF ALPHABET

A- Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

He definitely admires that you don't judge him for anything. You completely understand that he's devoted to his mission (and you of course, but you didn't hear that from me) and you understand why he does what he does, and he absolutely adores it.

B- Baby (Do they want a family? Why or why not?)

In truth, I don't think he thinks about having a family much. He most definitely wouldn't mind having one in the long run (especially with you), but you'd have to be the one to bring it up.

C- Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Viktor loves spooning. By the time he goes to bed, you're usually asleep, so he crashes into bed next to you and pulls your back to his chest and he just sort of curling you because he's that tall. It's quite comfortable for the both of you.

D- Dates (What are dates with them like?)

It takes Viktor awhile to get used to the idea of dates. His idea of a date was just two people spending time together. So for awhile, you two just sat in his office while he worked. Then he did some research (watched some romance movies with maki and iris; he r e a l l y liked The Proposal) and decided to take you out on a proper date.

This being said, dates with Viktor are usually a spur of the moment thing and happen when you both have time, but they almost always open you up to a new experience and they're always fun. Sometimes you do something crazy like going to a casino for no reason and sometimes you do something peaceful like just walking around the city and sight-seeing and window shopping and all that cool jazz.

E- Everything (You are my ___; e.g. my life, my world)

"You are my reason for everything. You remind me everyday why I do what I do. Thank you."

F- Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

It was just after Company 8 finished an Infernal. You had slipped away from the rest of the group and Viktor, being the curious boi he is, went after you. He found you comforting a crying child.

It turns out that the kid's parent had been the one to turn Infernal, and you refused to leave their side until they we laughing and smiling again.

Something about that made his heart melt.

He had no idea what was going on and later googled his symptoms (after consulting any sort of reliable medical book/website he could find) and nearly had a heart attack when he found out what it was.

G- Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how so?)

Viktor isn't really a rough man. It's just his nature (I want to make fun of him for being a pacifist, but I can't because I'm one D:<).

Anyways, he isn't overly gentle with you either. He knows that you're more than capable of handling certain things by yourself and he's happy to let you do those things, but if he sees you struggling, he won't hesitate to help you out.

H- Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He's very fond of linking pinkies. He's not a fan of PDA, but that doesn't make him uncomfortable and he likes holding you in some way. Though if he gets jealous, he wraps an arm around your waist (more on that later though).

I- Impression (What was their first impression?)

Well, since you are a part of the Fire Force (sorry to just assign you a role like this) he naturally thought you were a bit reckless, running into fires like that, but he can't really judge since he kinda did the same thing.

J- Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Oh, he does. He's much better at hiding it than Joker. Licht is very rarely intimidating, and the man cannot glare to save his life. A telltale sign that he's jealous is that he gets more affectionate in front of others. He'll wrap his arm around your waist and pull your back into his chest while resting his chin on the top of your head.

K- Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Even though they're an expression of friendship, he adores eskimo kisses (when he can bend down to your height) or he likes gently kissing the top of your forehead.

Even though kisses with Licht are usually short-lived, they always communicate how much you mean to him and the words that he so often can't find to say himself.

You 100% had to initiate the first kiss. He was staying up late to work on something and you had to go to sleep or else you'd pass out on the floor so in your tired stupor you gave him a quick good-night peck to the lips.

He did not get any work done the rest of the night.

L- Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

Surprisingly??? Viktor.

Just before he goes to the Haijima lab with Shinra (i'm waiting on the dub, but i sWEAR IF THEY KILL HIM-), you run up to him and kiss him.

"I swear to Sol, Licht, if you die there, I'm gonna kill you. I love you too much to loose you."

Shinra probably had to slap him cause Viktor.exe had crashed.

M- Memory (What’s their favorite memory together?)

You and him were watching the Sound of Music, and you, being a dork, pulled him to his feet and started dancing around the room with him. Both of you fell back on your bed, laughing like a couple of idiots.

N- Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Sometimes. He buys you stuff a lot, and sometimes if he's out in town and he sees something he knows that you'd like, he'll 100% get it for you. He loves seeing you happy and he's more than willing to spare a dollar or two to see you smile.

O- Orange (What color reminds them of their other half?)

Red. The first time you two had a proper conversation, you had accidentally cut your finger while cutting up something for dinner. He offered to help you after he saw you cursing yourself and wrapping your injured finger in a bandage.

P- Pet Names (What pet names do they use?)

I feel like Viktor isn't big on pet names but he sometimes calls you 'love'.

Q- Quaint (What is their favorite non-modern thing?)

Okay so, this is gonna sound weird, but he has a genuine fountain pen that belonged to some famous writer. He's quite proud of it.

R- Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

He loves to work on rainy days. He loves it if you sit there and watch him or if you sit in his lap. If you manage to drag him away, he'll do anything with you. Sometimes, just for the heck of it, he takes you outside and you two just walk around with an umbrella shielding you from becoming drenched.

S- Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

Viktor just stirs his problems into coffee. He has no idea how to solve his own problems, so he has no idea what he's doing if he comforts you. He usually just lets you cry and rant and scream until you feel better. He'll hold you in his lap if you want. He has no idea what to do, please help him.

T- Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Viktor will gladly talk about his research or if you manage to get him to watch something with you, he'll geek out about that with you. It's so cute watching him freak out about the ending to Rogue One, it isn't even funny.

U- Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

A nice, hot cup of coffee or tea and you

V- Vaunt (What do they like to show off?)

His fountain pen, you, sometimes his research

W- Wedding (Where, when, and how do they propose?)

It takes him awhile to even consider marriage. Honestly? It takes him long enough that you propose!

It was on a leap day, since that's traditionally the day a woman can propose, you had a nice ring in your back pocket. You tried seven times in one day to propose, but every time you got ready to pop the question, something would come along and you had to wait a minute.

Eventually you just got fed up with going through reports so you asked Licht then. He thought you were kidding when he said yes, but then you chucked a box and his head and he'd never been more happy for a mix-up in his life.

X- Xylophone (What’s their song?)

I know it doesn't ask for a relationship song, but the only song coming to mind right now is The Reason by Hoobastank.

Y- Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

As I said before, he doesn't really think about it until after you get engaged. After that though, he admires the ring with a smile as he counts down the days until you're married.

Z- Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Well, animals are uncommon, but once Vulcan showed him a picture of a gerbil. He has no idea what it is, but he wants one.

okay! that's it! i hope you enjoy it Nonnie!

[anxiousnerdwritings]

You made headcanons for Cass so how about some for Barbara or Steph please

Yandere Batgirl/Barbara Gordon

Barbara is a protective, no doubt about it. If you're a hero, she's gonna openly voice her displeasure. She'll hassle you to quit and live a normal life.

She always want to know where you are and what you're doing. She's not overbearing by any means, she just likes to be close by just in case. She won't usually step in or intervene in anything she knows you can handle.

She'd only step in if she saw that you were getting your ass seriously kicked or if things were taking a turn. And boy would she kick the living hell out of any and everyone involved.

Speaking of which, she's always on patrol with you. It's the only way she'd let you keep doing you hero work, was if you two patroled the same territory. It's not too bad, actually being kinda fun.

I think the boiling point for her to seriously stop you from being a hero would be if you got severely injured or almost died.

When she does get shot by Joker, you're always by her side. She won't ever admit it, wanting to look strong and independent (like she already is), but she really likes having you around. You coddle and baby her, and that's something she's never really had. She's still determined and headstrong, but she likes the extra attention you put into her.

As Oracle, Barbara know everything about where you are, what you're doing and who you've been around. You're probably still out being a hero while she's manning the computers and everything else. She's still keeping a very watchful eye on you.

Even though Barbara can be kind of a hard ass, she still has her loving and soft moments, as rare as they are since the two of you aren't always together.

She likes to cuddle, her being the big spoon, but she won't admit to liking being the small spoon sometimes. She finds it really relaxing when you play with her hair. And in a Romantic relationship, I personally think she'd really enjoy taking baths with you. She just likes to overall relax with you. No hero work, no villains or criminals, just you and her. She lives for quiet moments like those.

In a Platonic relationship, she'd be the epitome of a mother hen. She already is but it'd be much worse. She'd really push for a younger platonic darling to quit being a hero or to never start.

If you really wanna help out she'd teach you to become the new Oracle. You can take care of all the elctronical, computer base stuff but you won't be allowed out into the field, so to speak. Over her dead body, and she means it.

Yandere Spoiler/Stephanie Brown

I wouldn't really say that Stephanie is delusional, but she has moments. She's self aware enough to realize her behavior isn't right but she'll give in sooner or later.

Stephanie can be pretty reckless and this is a common denominator in her obsessive behavior, too. She'll stalk you, that goes without saying, but she'll get so tunnel visioned that she'll come close to giving herself away.

There are a handful of times she's almost gotten caught by you or someone else, but she can't help herself. She just wants to get closer and closer to you. She just wants to be close with you.

She'd totally break into your house or apartment to look around your room, making herself comfortable. Throwing herself on to your bed, taking in your scent and everything else.

I could see her stealing some of your clothes, like hoodies or shirts, just to be able to feel close with you. She'd probably steal one of your perfumes or see what kind of shampoo or body wash you use, so she can get the same thing.

She will definitely look at all your stuff, taking note of what you like and what not. She'd really love you more if you had anything purple in your room.

She'd really try to become your friend outside of her vigilante persona. She really wants a full in person connection with you. She doesn't want it all to be one sided.

I feel like the more time goes on, the more delusional she'd get. Like the more she gets invested in you, the cloudier her rational thinking becomes.

She wants to do everything with you. Go shopping, hangout, sleep, eat, bathe, just everything. I could see her wanting to take baths and showers with a romantic or platonic darling. She just wants to bask in your existence, is that wrong?

She would get you gifts and wrap them up in anything purple. Her gifts are probably purple too. You'll probably have a lot of purple in your life with her around, and she's not planning on going anywhere any time soon.

Will totally aand utterly fight for you and alongside you. Whether or a hero or a civilian, if someone picks a fight, Stephanie will always have your back.

She'd be pretty clingy but not suffocatingly. She'll leave you enough space to be comfortable, but she's always by your side. No one would be able to separate her from you, and she wouldn't let them anyhow.

In the end, it all comes down to being close with you and she won't let anyone come between that, between your relationship.

[rosesloveletters]

Morning.

pairing: Heath Ledger Joker x Reader

warnings: mentions of sex and nudity

word count: 976

summary: mornings with J headcanons.

notes: a re-post. Please enjoy this rather old headcanon set I wrote at the beginning of the year; I’ve got three J pieces I am currently hard at work on and would like to share this again as filler until I can get those ready to post. Enjoy&lt;3

Saturday and Sunday are the only days of the week that you have the whole day off and so you always try to get J to stay home as well. You want him there with you all day.

Sometimes he complains and makes it clear to you that it is somewhat of an inconvenience, but he really will do anything for his little one.

He obliges and humors you by staying in bed with you til late into the morning.

It is your favorite thing that he does and you look forward to it every weekend. He never wants you to feel abandoned or like he isn’t giving enough of himself.

Time is always of the essence with him. Without a real job or things any mundane person would have do not occupy his time. He can do whatever he wants and be wherever he wants at any time. Now that he has you he has to pick and choose.

But the weekends are usually reserved for you as much as he can.

He might sneak away at night to get some things done, but he tries to give you what you want.

J is extremely rough around the edges and doesn’t like to admit how much he loves cuddling you. He has never once admitted it to you.

He mostly enjoys it because it is one of the ways in which he can show his love for you without ever having to say a word.

You love waking up in his arms in your big, comfy bed.

You often get cold and like to be pressing tightly against J’s body for warmth.

He sleeps almost naked (you don’t know how) and he’s always warm.

You have lots of fuzzy blankets and you like to hide underneath them, huddled up against his bare chest to keep warm as well.

If he’s sleepy enough, he will snuggle you close and inhale your scent. He might prefer to kiss your forehead or rub your shoulder, but he is only barely awake for any affection he gives.

It takes a while for you to fully wake up. J is essentially awake the whole time, letting you hug and kiss all over him. He lets you do as you please and never tells you to stop. Physical affection doesn’t make him as uncomfortable anymore as it once had. The easiest time to cuddle J is in the morning when he’s still groggy.

Usually you stay in bed several hours after waking up, doing lots of things: talking, cuddling, laughing, kissing and having sex.

Most of the gentler interactions are initiated by you.

He does loves spooning you and feeling your naked body against his. Even though you don’t sleep naked, J always manages to get his way and take your clothes off for you. You let him, only because of the way he holds you against him. He makes you feel safe enough to remain naked even though its only the two of you in the room.

He took it slow whenever you were naked and never pushed you to let him touch you. He did as much as you were comfortable with. Times spent with J were tamest in the mornings which was why you liked it. Nights were when he took what he wanted (but he always tended to you greatly afterwards), but mornings were when the door was open a crack and you could just see the humanity beneath the layers and layers of the man he created.

Just as much as you love to cuddle up to him, you love laying your head on his chest and kissing all over it while you doze.

You often fall asleep again, wrapped in each other’s arms. It’s easy for you to nap on and off while you lay in J’s arms. It was a kind of protection you weren’t used to, but that you felt like you could be vulnerable with him because he would always keep you safe.

His gentle back rubs always soothe you into a light slumber. You love the way he caresses your back; his callused hands feel so nice on your soft skin.

You tend to check your phone on and off, but it doesn’t usually bother J. He normally goes back to sleep and lays there until you give him more attention.

Whenever you do turn your focus back to him, J likes to give your neck soft, gentle kisses. You’re always surprised to find that he wasn’t exactly asleep.

His way of sleeping was unusual. He had perfected the art of pretend sleeping so well that sometimes you didn’t know if he was really asleep or not.

He didn’t sleep much as it was, but it was hard to tell when he was doing so or was just laying there keeping a close eye on you.

Sometimes he starts to poke and prod at your sides, just to make you giggle for him.

He even likes to play-bite you to the point where you actually cry out and flinch, then he laughs and maneuvers you on top of him again as his way of saying sorry.

You can always tell where J has spent a little extra time from the tiny bite marks he leaves on your body like a calling card.

You love his gentle gaze, the kind where he’s still sleepy and not quite awake and alert yet. You only get that look on an occasion.

you relish how gentle J is in the mornings and you crave that tiny sliver of sensitivity that he lets you catch a glimpse of. J is not a sensitive man. But he is a man nonetheless. The morning is just when he lets you see that more human side of himself.

[lovestruckay]

Request: "Okay so imagine Viktor with a male SO who's like 6'8+, super buff and looks like he'll kill you but he's actually a total sweetheart... Any SFW and/or NSFW headcanons for that?"

Pairing: Viktor x Masc!S/O

A/N: Viktor deserves somebody who could scoop him up into their arms. NSFW under the cut!

SFW

Viktor had always had mixed feelings about his height. He liked the convenience that came from being tall - like being able to reach high places and having long enough arms to reach things that fell behind furniture - but it came with it’s fair share of irritations. Things like difficulty finding showers or baths that fit him, feeling cramped while driving cars, or having to double check the height of every doorway before stepping through.

More than anything, his height was frustrating when it came to romance. For one, so many people - based on nothing but how tall he was - assumed he was a top. More frequently than not, the people who would show interest in him would be other bottoms mistaking him for a dominant partner by virtue of nothing but their size kinks.

Secondly, and more importantly, no top he met was big enough or strong enough to even pick him up, let alone anything else. At nearly six feet two inches tall and almost one hundred sixty pounds, no partner was able to make him feel delicate.

He just wanted his lover to be able to pick him up and hold him, was that so much to ask?

It was a struggle he could do nothing but put up with his entire life. At least, until he met him.

Being so tall, Viktor was used to looking out across crowds of people and seeing the tops of their heads. Occasionally, he’d make eye contact with others who were above six feet tall across the sea of people but, more often than not, he was looking down on everyone he met.

The only people he had even met who were taller than him were Captain Obi and Lieutenant Konro and even that wasn’t by much. (If Viktor considered his hair part of his height, he was still taller than them both.)

But when he met him, it was the first time he had looked up at someone.

Not only was this giant of a man a whole head taller than him but he was astonishingly built as well, nearing Obi’s muscular body type. He looked rough around the edges with an intimidating scowl that growled he would gladly break anyone into pieces just for the fun of it.

Viktor spent an embarrassing amount of time just gawking at him from across the room until the man had confidently met his gaze. His expression made it seem like he wanted to eat him alive and the feeling had Viktor’s heart picking up its pace in his chest for more than one reason.

Was he gay? Was he a top? Was he single? Viktor was a man of science so of course he had to go run some experiments and find out.

The mysterious stranger looked like he could kill him with his bare hands but Viktor was used to having Joker as a friend so nothing scared him. He just walks right over and breaks the ice with a dorky science joke and, when the man grins and laughs, Viktor blushes so hard his face burns.

He may look sinister from a distance but, once he smiled, his entire face lit up like the sun. When he spoke, Viktor could easily tell how warm and kind he truly was, a gentle giant hidden behind a threatening exterior.

He flirted with him for the rest of the night and, even though Viktor was embarrassed by how often he blushed and stuttered during their conversation, the tall stranger asked for his number. Not even an hour after they parted, Viktor got a text on his phone, his name appearing on the ID. He smiled down at the device, immediately texting back and starting their flirting all over again.

Their first date was that weekend and, ever surprised by how his potential partner’s true personality was so far removed from his intimidating exterior, they went on a date to the aerospace museum.

When Viktor asked him point blank about his sexual alignment to determine their compatibility, the man just chuckled and effortlessly pinned him against the wall.

“What do you think, sweetheart?” he rumbled in his ear before pulling back with a wink, leaving him reeling.

The first time he picked him up, Viktor immediately fell in love. It was the first time someone had made him feel small in the way he had always craved. He especially adored being carried, his heart soaring in his chest when his lover scooped him up into his arms like he was nothing.

Viktor will climb this man like a tree, he loves that he can just hang off of his shoulders or perch himself on his broad chest and kiss him over and over. His lover never once struggled with his size, instead swinging him around to make him laugh or wrapping his arms around him to pull him closer.

He absolutely cherishes being the little spoon and the feeling of his lover wrapped around him. It makes him feel so protected, something he had never gotten to feel before.

NSFW

His partner dominates him in such subtle ways that always has heat pooling in his belly. When he’s sitting at his desk and he leans over him to look at his computer, pressing against his back. When they’re sleeping in bed together and he loops his arm around his waist, tugging him flush against his chest. When they’re walking together and his broad hand firmly grips his hip, guiding him around some obstacle he hadn’t noticed while they were talking.

Viktor is very much into the size and strength difference. He gets off on being thrown around and the fact his lover can do it so easily is a huge turn on for him. When he sweeps him off of his feet to carry him to bed and have his way with him, he’s already hard by the time they get through the door.

Speaking of size difference, Viktor had drooled the first time he felt the size and weight of his partner’s member in his hands. It had taken a lot of preparation the first few times they slept together - something he had been happy to provide - before he gradually adapted to his partner’s massive size.

Viktor loves the feeling of both of his wrists being pinned by just one of his large hands. His thick, calloused fingers were as strong as handcuffs when he held him down. Instead of having to give in to a partner who Viktor knew he was stronger than, he had the strength to actually make him submit in bed. With him, he knows he’s truly being dominated.

He had never been with someone who balanced softness and strength like his partner did. He had such tightly leashed power behind those hands of his but the gentleness in which he used them gave him shivers. Viktor knew that he could absolutely break him in half if he wanted - something he sometimes found himself begging for in bed.

Just the thought of his heavy chest pressed down against his back and pinning him down as he got fucked into the bed is enough to get him hard.

Viktor had never been able to ride someone before since he was always so much bigger than any potential partner. He doesn’t have to worry about accidentally sitting on him too hard or pressing down on him too roughly, he could just let himself come undone as he bounced in his lap.

When his lover is taking him from behind and filling him too gently, Viktor doesn’t even have to worry about hurting him or him not being able to provide the rough sex he needs when he bucks back into his thrusts.

He even has the strength to lift Viktor into his arms and pound into him standing up, something that drives him absolutely wild. (He never knew he could be so loud in bed until he got a hold of him.)

The aftercare is incredible. He showers him with love, helping Viktor come down from his high with praise and affection. He’s always sure to check in, making sure he didn’t go too hard or that he went hard enough, and even helps him clean up with surprising gentleness.

[ahsgotham]

dating harley quinn hcs

i’m sorry for not posting for so long, i have a ton of stuff written but i would never post them because i hattteeeee them, so i decided to do headcanons for my baby harley!!  this isn’t as long as i’d like it to be but i need to post oops.  this is gender-neutral so no matter what your pronouns are or anything related to that you’re good!

warnings - nothing really i don’t think? maybe mentions of fighting and suggestive things but it’s really not that bad, unedited

bruh dating harley would be CRAZYYY

but also really fun honestly

although she’s insane, she would be very sweet if you were dating her

she knows that whoever she dates deserves better than how the joker treated her, so she would try her best to be the best girlfriend ever

she might even try being a little bit safer when fighting with someone or doing something insane because she doesn’t want to get hurt and for you to be mad or upset with her

she loves you eternally, that’s on period

always booping you on the nose because she thinks your reaction is cute

please boop her on the nose back she needs love

pda is a big thing with her, she loves it

a hand on your hip, around your shoulder, on your butt, she doesn’t care her hand is gonna be somewhere on you ;)

kisses you passionately in public too

SPEAKING OF KISSES harley is such a good kisser

she loves kissing you roughly, it makes her feel exhilarated and alive

loves to place her hand on the back of your head or in your hair (sorry if you don’t have any hair just ignore this part oops) so she can bring you closer to her

if you’re alone kissing often leads to… something else wink wink nudge nudge

but sometimes she likes to give you soft kisses, very short and sweet, showing that she really does love you, it isn’t just lust

she hums when kissing, it’s not like she tries to, she just does

likes to bring you little souvenirs from her adventures, whether it be an actual souvenir or like, a bullet from someone’s gun

likes to be the little spoon when you cuddle because she likes to feel secure

tells EVERYBODY the two of you are dating regardless of if they care even a bit or not

calls you “puddin” obviously <3333

y’all clown on roman sionis together i don’t cARE-

harley likes to see you wear her rings

she doesn’t know why she enjoys it so much, she just thinks her rings look very charming on you

always wants to do your makeup with her own

she will literally BEG you to let her do your makeup

and if you do agree, she will make you look fabulous!!!!

harley also loves when you do her makeup, ESPECIALLY if you’re bad at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

even if she looks like an actual trainwreck she’ll gush and say “i love it!” and give you a bear hug

she loves to shower with you, whether it’s in a sexual way or not

don’t get her wrong she has no problem with showering with you in that way, in fact she encourages that behaviour, but there’s something so warm about you scrubbing shampoo into her hair and her washing your back that makes her get butterflies

you both would be the greatest parents ever to her hyena bruce

imagine lying in bed with her and trying to fall asleep but then bruce jumps on the bed and the three of you just end up falling asleep and you wake up to bruce licking your face i-

if you guys have an argument, as long as it’s not like one of you did something really really bad, she’s quick to forgive

if you’re really upset about it after she’ll come up behind you and kiss your neck softly and whisper that she’s sorry that she situation escalated and that if you want to talk about it in a civilized way you can

her doctor would come through, she just wants you to be okay

she gets jealous kinda easy ngl

if she sees another person flirting with you or making you uncomfortable harley will walk right up to you, fling her arms around you and smother you with kisses until the other person got the message

obviously she wouldn’t be mad at you after (unless you were flirting back), but she might wanna do a lil sumn sumn when you both get home

honestly an amazing girlfriend

[bigtittydemonwife]

Headcanons for laughing jack, jane, jeff, ej and toby meeting their soulmate and starting a relation ship with their soulmate? With either "the first words they tell you are on your wrist" or "a timer counts down until you meet them" trope -tea anon

I’m a slut for soulmate aus, I went with the word one I hope you don’t mind

Laughing Jack 

“I like your style” the words were as clear as day on his wrist, when he asked Issac about it Issac happily told him

When he realised what it meant he was sh o o k

imaginary friend/demon clowns can have soulmates?

Apparently 

meanwhile you can’t wait to meet your soulmate so you can sock them in the face 

“thanks doll-face....wait...bloody hell!”

it was an odd one, took up most of your wrist to, at least it wasn’t casual

you both lived your life until you became a proxy of Slenderman, you were walking around the mansion trying to meet other people, when you walked into the kitchen there stood a 7′3 clown with no colour, you started at him for a while until he turned around and saw you 

“I like your style” 

The moment it left your mouth you panicked, was this your soulmate?

“thanks doll-face....wait...bloody hell!“

You choked on the drink you were drinking. 

How they start a relationship

you realise quickly that a relationship with LJ isn’t what you’d see as a normal relationship by far  

Hes a murderous clown and the only human emotion he’s ever felt in the longest time has been rage

its confusing for both of you

he doesn’t really show you love at first

because he thinks, you’re his soulmate, you can’t leave him

but then he hears that another creeps soulmate ran away from them and married someone else so they had to kill them 

then he gets scared

like really scared

he doesn’t show affection like normal people do

at first its tiny things, like tiny touches that linger a little longer, small gifts left outside your room (things like unpoisoned candy and trinkets)

the longer your there the more he gets used to the idea of having someone there for him again

He gives affection like a cat, headbutting and lies on you at the worst times 

It’s like that guy and his cat Cooter on tiktok 

He gives the bestest hugs honestly

And he will carry you everywhere even if you don’t need it 

Jane The Killer

“You’re....really pretty”

She loves her words, they’re so sweet 

She’s honestly excited to meet her soulmate

yes nervous, but excited, she wants to have someone to love her and someone to love

After the garbageman incident she gets even more anxious, 

what if you don’t love her?

what of you think she’s ugly?

but she remembers her words and her love grows

whenever she gets nervous she rubs her fingers over the words

once she meets you you’re just chilling on the couch with Ben playing games when she sits down next to you

“You must be new here”

You have a mini gay/straight panic attack

“you’re....really pretty”

Jane has a mini heart attack to

before shes over the moon

How she starts a relationship

Shes a little scared, but she wants to start to get to know you

its no surprise she falls in love

shes not used to loving someone as much as she loves you

it does scare her at times

the thought that you could be injured keeps her up at night

yes you both cannot die as proxies, but she knows what its like to go though immense pain and not die

and trust me sometimes she wishes for the latter

but she will learn that fear needs to be controlled, it cannot control you

(also she sees you Batista bomb Jeff and she falls even more in love)

she will cuddle you a lot

affection is a must

if Jeff tries anything she will absolutely demolish him

she finds it hard to show you love sometimes because shes scared of losing you 

she loves to take naps with you  

she will pamper you endlessly 

Jeff

“suck my dick joker wannabe”

He hated his words, for most of his life he had no idea why his soulmate was calling him that

until the incident happened

One day he crawls though someones window ready to kill them but gets a show thrown at him 

“Suck my dick joker wannabe”

He laughs so hard honestly 

he decided not to kill you and instead kidnap you

so yay Stockholm syndrome 

(sorry but this man is not mentally stable so you’d have to be insane if you think any of his relationships are healthy)

How he stared a relationship

God good luck to you

that’s all I could really type 

yeah basically he kidnapped you

A relationship with him is a rollercoster

He acts like the world revolves around him 

He actually likes napping with you and holding you but he never lets you know

he whispers his secrets and how he actually feels to you when you are asleep 

yes he does love you

its shocking he can have soft moments with you, but they’re either very short or very disguised 

come on, its Jeff, 

So if you like emotionally constipated men who only show their love by fucking, degradation and not murdering you then welcome to the life of Jeff’s soulmate

Eyeless Jack

“...you look...majestic”

His words always confused him, how could someone think he was beautiful? He never believed the possibility of something like him having a soulmate

When he’s crawling into someones house looking for some food, before he can cut them open they wake up and imminently start thrashing

they knock him and themselves off the bed 

He raises his hand to stab them and they knock his mask off, he’s shook and they’re both still. black tar slips out of his eyes and onto their face

“...you look...majestic”

He feels like his heart is gonna pop out of his chest

he puts one hand on your cheek and manages to raspily whisper

“Soulmate?”

Yeah not the person you expected to be universally bonded to, but you’re not in any ways disappointed (If you’re a monster fucker then 1: welcome to the club and 2: you are the luckiest mf alive)

How he starts a relationship

emotionally stunted he is

it takes aggggeeess for him to realise that soulmate=lover

then he gets nervous

he will avoid you for a while

leaving you wondering

he doesn’t feel like he deserves love, that he deserves a soulmate, that he deserves you. 

but he begins to realise the more he leaves you alone the longer you don’t have a soulmate

he believes the fates got it wrong

once again it’ll take a while for him to come back

when he does, don’t make a big deal about it, hug him, tell him you’re glad to see him again and act casual

once he finally starts to realise ‘oh shit maybe I do deserve this’

(yeah no shit)

expect a lot of affection. Not in public though

in private you get all the cuddles you want

hes a big spoon, he likes to wrap you in his arms. it makes him feel like he’s keeping you safe 

Ticci Toby

“Cool goggles”

His words confused him to no end

Once he donned goggles he started to think that he didn’t have a soulmate

Or maybe that they had died before he met him

When he finally the new proxy he didn’t see them as anything to special until they looked at him, smiled and said

“I like your goggles”

He nearly dies

Then he panics

He’s like ‘hhhhh....soulmate....me?’

When he can finally form sentences

“Fuck”

You couldn’t help but laugh

“You are aware how I’ve spend my whole life with that on my wrist?”

How they start a relationship

He wants to start one straight away

He can’t wait to get to know his soulmate

He’ll fall in love pretty quickly to be honest

All the fucking affection is given once you start

He treats you like a queen like he couldn’t do anything without you

Because to be honest he has trouble

You two have to sleep together even if it ain’t sexual he just wants to be near you

[gothamslittlejester]

Arthur Fleck/Joker headcannons (Taking bath with S/O)

Anonymous Request: Could we get some Arthur+Joker headcanons where they take a bath with reader?

You sure can, Anon :D

Arthur:

Taking a bath with Arthur is a very sweet and relaxing experience

You were the one to offer the idea to him the first time, innocently mentioning you wanted to “preserve water”, and the both of you should take a bath together. You know, for the environment

Of course, he saw right through your little lie and started to blush profusely, looking anywhere besides your playful expression

Despite his shyness however, he was also incredibly eager to the idea, “for the environment”, and started running the water instantly

After the first time, he starts to crave it, hating how empty the bathtub feels without you there

Bathing together gives him a reason to pull you close and hold you in his arms, nuzzling into the crook of your neck happily

If Arthur is the big spoon that day, he’ll adorn your neck, shoulder and cheeks with soft kisses, making sure he doesn’t miss an inch. Could whisper sweet nothings into your ears for hours- time means nothing to him when he’s with you

He enjoys cuddling in general, but having your naked skin lying against his just hits differently

Arthur has fallen asleep in that position many times, and only wakes up when you gently nudge him

If you’re sick, tired or just having a bad day, Arthur will draw you a bath first thing you enter the apartment

Physically caring for someone is how he shows his love, and this is one of the many ways he’ll go about it

Will memorize your hair routine after the first few times he observes you doing it, and ask if he can do it instead

If you want to hold him in your arms and let him be the little spoon, he’ll sigh in pure happiness and practically melt into your chest

Although often sensual and sweet, that doesn’t always mean serious. If he senses you need a pick-me-up, Arthur will use the bubbles to give himself a beard or hat, making a bunch of faces in hopes that his funny expressions make you laugh

Joker:

Sometimes the water turns green due to his hair dye, which Joker considers a perfect opportunity for jokes- no matter what mood you’re in

“Knock Knock, darling.” “Who’s there?” “Not me, I’m melting!”

If you chose to laugh, he’ll give you a wide toothy grin and press red kisses all over your face. If you don’t, he’ll just give a dramatic sigh and wipe away fake tears

“melting in my own tears apparently...”

A lot of time, you help him add extra dye to his hair so it’s more evenly distributed in his brown locks. When you’re feeling generous you give him the whole salon experience- scalp massage and all

Bathing with Joker means he gets to wash and lather your body for you. This means you’re completely at his mercy, no exceptions. Is he going to tickle you? Is he going to do it properly? Wait, where are his hands going? You can never predict anything with him

He also adores it when you do the same for him- the feeling of your hands moving around his body and caressing his flesh does things to him

Last time he took a bath by himself, he mixed in the bubble soap, some bath salts he stole, and even lighted a small candle for good measure. He felt like he deserved some pampering after all the riots and chaos he caused around the city. After discarding his red suit, which was damp and practically lathered with someone else’s blood, he got in the tub. Joker dipped himself in slowly, savoring the feeling of hot water on his cold body. Scrubbing off the dried blood and grime until he was squeaky clean, he lied back and rested his bruised spine against the marble design. He was content for about exactly two minutes, until he realized that actually, he wasn’t content at all. He was bored, and lonely. The bathtub was just too big without you.

Without hesitation, he got out of the tub still soapy and wet, and sauntered around the apartment dramatically. Like a predator looking for his prey. When he finally found you humming to yourself unsuspectingly in the kitchen, he bee-lined right towards you. You squealed in surprise when you felt his dripping naked body wrap itself around your torso, squirming out of his grasp.

“My clothes!” You complained, feeling the back of your sweater start to soak through, but it fell on deaf ears. Picking you up with ease, he carried you to the bathroom to finish what he started

[ryuijsakamoto]

I just would like to take a moment to talk about my fave headcanons i have for all the characters

Akira:

he is the most OVER DRAMATIC bitch on this earth

he definitely did theatre at some point in his life

after his arrest he sometimes gets really nervous and has trouble conveying his words. he stumbles over them and cant convey his point well

ann and haru like to braid his hair sometimes

when he was younger he faked not being able to see so he could get glasses, it didnt work tho

so hence now he wears fashion glasses

he had braces in middle school

there is One(1) picture of middle school akira. One

he 1000000000% believes in ghosts and has since he was a child

aliens though? not real.

takes lots of selfies when he moves back and sends them to his friends often

biggest flirt but if u flirt back with him he. Dies cannot talk his face is fully red and hes hiding behind his hands

takes every opportunity to visit his friends 

claims hes not a sap but futuba swears she saw him crying over a handwritten thank you card from ‘’that one arcade kid names the kind or smth’’

Ryuji:

when he was a kid he has a fluffy mess of hair similar to akiras and it was the cutest thing ever

he needs reading glasses but no one knows because hes embarrassed by them

he likes to doodle on papers, hes not an artist but he likes to make dorky quick drawings in the corner of his paper

he has trouble focuing sometimes and likes to tap his foot silently or draw lines on paper to help him focus

calls yusuke and akira pretty boy by habit, it started as teasing but then it just became a Habit

he keeps every gift his friends give him and therye very dear to him

he has akira help him dye his hair

when one of his friends is gone / in danger he doesnt dye his hair again until he knows theyre safe

his mom sewed his purple jacket for him herself

he likes to cook and bake

he hold his bros..bro come cuddle me...he very affectionate with his friends and casually touches like hugs, hands over shoulders, etc.

sings to himself when hes alone

Ann:

she has a pretty popular instagram account

she has really bad handwriting

like ryuji, very affectionate 

she loves beanies and wears them especially in the snow

likes to make pointless arguments with ryuji sometimes, stuff like is water wet?

likes to curl her hair over breaks, thinks it looks cute

she loves to watch sappy romance and drama shows / movies

she stress eats

hates when people attack her friends on her instagram 

she has pet fish 

she picked up gardening from haru, its only a small plants and she forgets to water it sometimes but shes trying her best

Yusuke:

he is secretly a sucker for cutely decorated sweets

he had a small anime phase, not that he told madarame, but he has a box full of his old anime drawings and he will Never show them to anyone

he, like ryuji, sometimes drawes in the corners of his papers

unlike ryuji his are more detailed n not as dorky, its usually a detailed flower pattern or something of the sorts

he straightens and dyes his hair

his room? full of art pieces and posters u cannot see his original walls

he always has his phone on dnd and forgets to check it for days sometimes

he has 5 pairs of the same shirt, each one for a different occasions (they all look the same though...we dont ask why)

when he gets too worried over his art and stuff usually his friends will drag him out of his room and make him go eat with them

his friends pictures in his phones are hand-drawn little sketches he did

when hes concentrating really hard he puts his bangs into a ponytail so they dont fall in his face

so clumsy. he trips over everything

Makoto:

got through school before highschool without having to study

is not good with change

loves cute plushies and clothes

is Tired please give her a break

when Sae notices shes overexerting herself she makes sure to leave some of makotos favorite food and a small note for makoto on her bed

she just loves her sister very much

actually really likes spicy foods

u mention around her youre having trouble in school? not getting enough rest? forgot your lunch? Mom Mode Makoto activated

when shes alone she can curse up a storm

likes to play poker

is really good at talking to people and keeping up frienships

after highschool she is always busy u wanna hangout? she has 2 available days for the next 5 months

Futuba:

she has braces. she despises them

a very picky eater

sometimes she falls back into her old habits of hiding and isolating herself, when that happens shes learned to text someone and they sit outside her door and talk to her untill shes feeling better

cries easily, especially over characters and shows

has a phantom thieves fan account

when morgana and akira move away she gets a cat plushy because she misses her friends

shows everyone so many fun online things, discord? they have s discord gc because of her

akira has to remind her to drink water and fix her posture too much

wants to cosplay

shes really nervous for her first day of school but joker texts her all throughout the day even if he got in trouble for it

surprisingly a morning person

Haru:

she Runs on caffeine

likes to spoil her friends, yusuke spent all his money again? heres enough to get home and also buy a 3 course meal 

works at a plant shop even though she doesnt really need to because she loves being around plants

plays piano and cello

touch starved pls hug her PLEASE

likes to fish

cutest laugh please protect her

also dabbled in acting, though hers was more classical stuff like shakespear

she loves golf and swimming

knows how to fight and will do so if needed

she bullet journals

Akechi (in general + if he got to stay with the pt):

actually doesnt have a strong opinion on pancakes, just was really feeling like eating pancakes that day when he overheard morgana

he loves the praise he gets but the spotlight is exhausting

shido told him long hair didnt look good on him once so now he refuses to cut it out of spite

loves to watch gordan ramsey, thinks its hilarious

Bottles up his emotions like crazy

actually really caring towards his friends, always checking up on them and making sure theyre taking care of themselves

loves shit talking his dad, esp with ryuji haru and yusuke who join him and shit talk their own father figures

he wears colored contacts

writes poetry, no one knows this though

cannot back down from a bet, tell him that he wont eat that spoonful of wasabi? hes choking it down with tears but at least he proved you wrong

kinda very incredibly petty

a big fan of mythology, he looked into it after getting his loki persona

loves movie dates with the phantom theives

[edna-skiffens]

When Opposites Attract - Tom Holland Headcanon

 When Opposites Attract - Tom HC

You and Tom had undeniable chemistry. 

That didn’t change the fact that you were different from each other in so many ways.

In fact, when you first met, you both thought that even though you were attracted to each other, there were too many differences to even try pursuing a relationship.

You both thought to yourselves it would never work.

Your friendship kept up for a few months, but when your playful bickering turned into light flirting, he finally made a move.

When your friends found out you two were dating they were shocked, to say the least.

For starters, Tom wasn’t just an avid dog-lover. He was 100% anti-cat. 

And while you had a precious kitten at home that you considered your child, you were allergic to dogs. 

Tom turned his nose up anytime he came over to your place, refusing to admit that your tabby, Nutmeg, was adorable. 

That didn’t stop the feline from rubbing up against his feet or attempting to sit in his lap. 

“Great, now I have cat hair on me.” 

Tom always wanted you to go on walks with him and Tessa, but anytime you tried she playfully pounced all over you which sent you into an allergy fit for days. 

You knew Tessa owned a piece of his heart, however, and were willing to put up with the sniffles and itchy eyes if it made Tom happy. 

And even though he would never admit it, you caught Tom napping on the couch with Nutmeg in his arms more than once. 

Another difference was your preference for DC over Marvel. 

It was actually a sore subject.

“How on earth can you say Batman is better? He isn’t even a real superhero. He’s just a rich guy with cool toys.” He would shout in disbelief. 

“He risks his life to save his city that turned dark and murdered his parents. He is a hero. And his cool toys make him super.” 

“Oh my- I can’t believe we are actually having this discussion right now. Marvel has THE AVENGERS!” 

“And DC has Justice League. So what?” You countered. 

“Marvel is funny. Everyone loves it!!” 

“The world gets blown up.. How many times? And you think it should be funny? DC carries the right tone for what’s going on. It should be dark. Plus DC has the best villains. I mean, The Joker. Need I say more?” 

“I cannot believe my girlfriend is an actual idiot.” 

“I cannot believe my boyfriend signed up for the wrong franchise.”

Even though he might never get over your preference for DC, he loved having someone to talk to about his nerdy passions like comics.

The biggest and most recognizable difference was how British Tom was and how American you were. This alone brought its own slew of disagreements. 

He once overheard part of a phone conversation with your dad, back in the states, discussing how excited you were about the upcoming football season. 

Later, he brought up that he had no idea you were into football. 

You launched into your love for the sport and your teams and memories of different big games when it finally dawned on him. 

“We were up by 4 touchdowns at the half. It was incredible.” Smiling, you noticed a flat look on his face. “What?” 

“Y/N, what do you call the sport where you aim to kick a black and white ball into a goal?” 

“Umm.. Soccer? Wh-” 

“NO! Nooo! Football! That’s called football!” 

“No. That’s soccer. Football is where you throw or run with the ball to try to get to the end zone to score a touchdown with a kind of oval ball.” 

“What does ‘soccer’ even mean? And why would you call it football if you aren’t using your feet?” 

“You’re using your feet to run, genius.” 

“Oh my God. I can’t with you.”

Coming from the south of the U.S. in particular made a big disagreement in one small area. 

Tea.

You were raised on sweet iced tea, while he was used to hot tea with cream. 

“I’m going to make some tea darling, do you want some?”

“Sure, babe. Thanks.”

He pours your mug and asks how you want it. 

“I’ll fix it.”

He watches as you pour the mug of tea into a larger glass, add a spoonful of sugar and multiple cubes of ice.

“What. Are you doing?”

“Making my tea.”

He stares at you in astonishment while you stir the drink. 

“Is there a problem?”

“Your American taste buds are a problem.”

Even though it was a common and easy joke for each other, you both loved having someone that grew up differently to share new experiences and culture with.

Example: He definitely didn’t complain when you brought him back for Thanksgiving.

The boy loves food.

One thing he doesn’t love is technology.

It was another area where the two of you were vastly different.

You loved to point out how tech savvy you were and how technologically challenged he was.

This didn’t cause many disagreements between the two of you. It was just a way for you to tease him.

You lost count of the times he came to you asking for help with his obligatory promotional posts on social media.

Or when he was shouting from another room

“Darling, how do I end an instagram live again?”

You acted like it annoyed you, but really you loved teaching him, even though he never seemed to get the hang of it.

And you loved that he wasn’t obsessed with his phone and would rather spend his time with you.

It rubbed off on you and made you take a break from your apps for a bit.

It was fun to banter with each other about the differing opinions, but truthfully you loved them. 

They added something interesting to the relationship.

And they helped you each grow as people.

What made you different was what drew you in, even if you denied it to anyone else.

A/N: I DON’T LIKE DC OVER MARVEL IT WAS JUST FOR THE PLOT