#He's fucking dieded

[bred-styks]

Webttore art, 3.2 spoilers!! Posted it on Twitter too teehee @/bred_styks

[cinnamon-phrog]

Girls when the character they hated in their childhood is on the cusp of becoming an f/o for the exact reasons you hated them

[comfymoth]

PADRE PETA?????

[huevobuevo]

WAIT NO ITS DAVES MOM. DAVID.

DAVID.

[puffballwarrior-blog]

So I was playing kirby return to dreamland deluxe with my friend during lunch period (he was playing as meta knight) and we were in merry magoland and I spun around with the warp star and he said in a Spanish accent "UUUGGHH KIRBY PLEASE STOP I AM GOING TO THROW UP" and I fucking dieded

[marblebagcollective]

currently rewatching the disc finale and the fucking nerve this guy has to play mellohi and say hes just listening to tunes i Hate This Guy So Bad AGHHH the parrelels between it and the first disc war, cdrm constantly calling for ctommy and . god . mocking him and shit like GET DIEDED RN

[lost-in-the-cyberspace]

rouge is underrated more people need to talk about rouge cause most people hear team dark and think oh shadow and omega! no you people need to stop and realize how fucking awesome rouge is

like go play sa2 + sonic battle + sonic heroes

she owns a freaking night club

she is like a spy

her ears make your problems seem small (read idw)

SHE is keeping team dark together

remember this next time you go to ignore rouge: does anyone know her story?

shadow: alien hedgehog his sister dieded and he lost his memories and got them back

omega: eggman left him in the basement

rouge?

she knows about EVERYONE but who knows about her?

@teamdarkweek i think part of this post (the last part) is inspired off your "things that make me unwell about team dark post"

[jetglider]

zero visits unexpectedly and x think he fucking dieded and that its his fault

[an-idiot-in-a-costume]

doddles from the whiteboard but with captions bc the words are kinda hard to read

He used a airhorn to scare shin ai (poor shin ai)

Dieded

GASP

Kurumada fucking drowns in nao's hair

Kurumada and his one fan (me)

Kaishin real

If kai has 100,000,000 fans, I'm one of them, if kai has 1 fan, it's me, if kai has no fans, I'm DEAD (#×_×)

[sennaverstappendiary]

miami grand prix ✩ 07.05.2023

OHH… oh biami my absolute absolute beloved 🥺🥺🌷🌷💕💕🤧🤧 how i love you so so much 💍💍‼️‼️ oughh… miami 2023 😳😳 you will always be famous to me… 🗣️🗣️🗣️

leading up to the race, i was so fucking scared & also so fucking excited to watch it, because as you might remember, this is when checo was almost leading the championship and bragging about it to the media 🙄🙄 very very funny looking back but i knew it from the moment baku ended: i need it to be next week. i need to see max slay again. 🤭🤭🤭 AND OH. OH SLAY HE DID. max cuntstappen is BACK yall 🤤🤤🤤

so, starting with quali (because i did not watch free practice), i remember this was the first time i watched with my now ex upstairs, in my brothers room 🥰 it was VERY VERY late in the netherlands at this point, like around 11 pm? it was very late for me and my sleep schedule at least 🥹 as i’m writing this it seems EARLY… woah… 😵‍💫😵‍💫 as you know: qualifying was fucking crazy. i was there, on his bed, praying man literally praying for everything to go right😬😬😬… THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE QUALIFYING TO MAKE ME VOW TO NEVER EVER MAKE FUN OF A MERC EXITING BEFORE Q3 EVER AGAIN. the fucking instant karma. SMACK IN DA FACE… 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵💔💔💔💔💔💔. needless to say i was very very upset and it was #joever between me and charles for a whole 7 hours (while i slept) 😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️

my brother came back from his long holiday trip 2 hours before race start (within said trip i had turned from a casual f1 enjoyer to a complete autistic STAN… i wonder how he felt about that LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 imagine leaving ur sibling knowing more about a sport, coming back two weeks later and realising said sibling now is obsessed w said sport IM GOING CRAZYY 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💯💯💯💯) and i could NOT wake his ass up in time for the race. GOOD FOR HIM‼️‼️‼️😭😭🌷🌷

GOOD GRIEF. i decided to watch it w my papa downstairs :3 yay‼️ he told me to fucking breathe during the warmup lap (this will be a common occurrence for him. i literally go rigid). lights out 💡… i scream … i cry … i see max verstappen serve cunt like ive NEVER EVER seen before i go genuinely insane. i start screaming at da tv when he does that DOUBLE FUCKING OVERTAKE 😵😵😵💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 it was so fucking joever for checo atp HOLY shit. my dad looked at me like ‘did u see that lmfao’ and im p sure i teared up like YEAH I SAW THAT 😁😁😁😁🙏🙏🙏 whoah.

but of course. the moment that turned me from a max enjoyer to a max defender, to a max ride or die, was the pointing at that fucking one on his car. i was watching like 😳😳😳😳😮😮😮😮😲😲😲😲😲😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 LIKE YESS SYES YES. GENUINELY ONE OF MY FAV MOMENTS THIS SEASON IT WAS SOSOSOSOSOSO GOOD OH MY GOD I THINK I DIEDED 😵😵😵💓💗💓💞💕💘💖💘💕💞💗 HE DID THAT!!! HE FUCKING DID THAT!!!! my dad just laughed bc we had ALL been laughing at the media shit checo had been saying (for good reasons) IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO CALM DOWN JFHEIDHJDHS 💥💥💥💥💥 it was so so good. thank you biami.

max took miami and never looked back. in my personal life: this is when i started going back to uni again. i also took that shit and never looked back :,) 🪞 wherever i go… 💕💞💕💗💖🌷

✩ song of the race: i want to be your boyfriend - hot freaks

another song of hot freaks i really enjoy, and seems fitting for how this race def made me fall in love with both f1 and max LOL

[ps3tronic]

INANIMATE INSANITY INVITATIONAL EPISODE 11 SPOILERS AHEAD

i've been thinking about how the floor could possibly get punched to indefinite island for the longest time, and

it's basically impossible

he fucking dieded

[ramicorn]

I just watched sonic prime s2 and i am about to lose it... one because it was so good and two because i spent half the time waiting for shadow. it wasn't shit i just have one character i really like but nine is ok so it wasn't bad there were some chunks i liked first of all with chaos sonic vs sonic is kind of similar sonic vs shadow not exactly but the whole you are pissing me off by being annoying deal is there, honestly i feel bad for nine he just wants a friend but he doesn't like sharing friends which makes sense. what i don't like is the fact in the last episode shadow just keeps getting knocked out of the fight with the doctors while sonic is fine most the time (i hate plot armor so much but at the same time i love it. my reaction to chaos sonic was basically "i fucking hate you shut the fuck up... oh wait you have funny faces... noooo dont die little funny face child.." but he dieded so not much i can do now. i skipped most of s1 (DON'T bully me i have no netflix how do you think i'm downloading all of these on limited data.) so i was a little confused. WHY COULDN'T SHADOW BEAT UP THE EGGY DUDES?! why sega? why? you know what wanna know what's at the bottom of the all consuming void, i'm pretty sure shadow needs that chaos emerald. when nine sees tails ghost it's like if someone said to shadow "you and sonic should be friends" and we already know his answer. i don't understand why yall love rusty rose so much, cause i dont no elaboration i just don't. if you haven't noticed a named the chaos council the eggy dudes and don't question its their name now. anyway my opinion on sonic prime over all is basically a combination of "i hate this so fucking much" and "i love this so fucking much.

[gayforjuza]

aw darn ur right I can't send images :(

and the only reason i'm just a BIT uncomfy is bcz ur super awesome and like. the person i imagine being in the middle of the party and then I'm just. here. with my weirdness LMAAAAO but anyway!! basically sakuya was actually a part of the original MANKAI company-but he died onstage in a tragic accident while the audience clapped [yk, part of the show, etc etc] haha so here's the funny thing he's still there as a ghost bcz his dream [to see the MANKAI Company bloom] hasn't come true, right?

so izumi comes in all "whoo! i'm stuck with this!" and normal meeting with sakuya goes through and she just doesn't question how he's the only one [i have this whole thing in my head where Matsukawa just found Sakuya one day (never met Sakuya when he was alive) hiding and asked if he wanted to join, Saku said yeah sure, a whole "you're hired!" thing goes on by Matsukawa, all that LMAO]

oh ye and they don't find out until in the middle of it with a phone call to Izumi's dad [if you wanna see the snippet i wrote for it I'll totes send!!] where they find out he dieded but hey wait a minute he's HERE how does that work?? so they confront him about it he gets all scared and he finally just breaks down expecting them to kick him out

but nope! power of FRIENDSHIP BABEYYY!! they take him in until the Company finally blooms

and then there's three options from there;

sakuya disappears, sad ending with a tearful goodbye

sakuya...stays there, apparently there's MORE "unfinished business" involving him staying.

crack upon crack upon crack. he gets a letter from an archangel somehow saying he can decide so he stays.

THIS AU IS SO SO SO SO ANGSTY THOUGH I CAN'T I LOVE IT BUT HATE IT SOOO MUCH!! T-T

omg im so honored that u think im awesome! i will have u know that irl in party environments i am the nonverbal dude watching people in the corner and i appreciate ppl sharing their "weirdness" with me so tysm!

also THIS AU IDEA IS SO COOL !! sakuya centered aus are always so angsty like this one, ocam, or my one where his parents died for gekka reasons he just radiates the vibes of pain and suffering i suppose

love the idea of finding out from izumis dad im imagining hes like "wait what, sakuma ? the dead guy?" and izumi is like "omg sakuya ur dad passed away?" and sakuya is like "well yes but ,,,uhh well how do i say this,,"

i think i fuck with the sakuya disappears ending most like maybe they win the fleur award or something and then hes like omg, my work here is done *fades away* *sheds a single tear*

[nightcolorz]

Fmk Andrei Amadeo Armand

I hope u explode. Anyways. Fuck armand kill Amadeo marry Andrei. Armand is the only adult so easy choice there 😋 also armand hot and sexy. Marry Andrei but in a he is living with me now and we r legally obligated to each other sense, more like adoption then marriage actually. I just adopt Andrei I changed the rules fuck u. Kill Amadeo bcus he’s dead anyways 😕 sad. Now here is the version where I make an au where they r all adults

Fuck Andrei kill Amadeo Marry Armand. Sorry Amadeo is still dieded 🙁 sad. Anyways I’ll fuck adult human Andrei in an au where he was normal and lived his best old Russian life and never was trafficked or abused ever. He would def be big and bearded and rugged cuz he like, fights bears or whatever like his dad, but also he paints and he loves god and he’s autistic 😛 he has sm range I like that in a man. Andrei and I would get caught in a snow storm and we’d scramble to make a fire to survive then we’d lock eye as I twinkishly stare up at him while he does all the work and Id say “I know a better way to warm us up” and he’d lean in for a kiss then hed fuck me so hard and nasty we both pass out in the snow and die right after worth it. marry armand for reasons I have spoken of before in past fmks. I stg he would treat me so right he spoils tf out of his bfs he’d buy me my fucking mansion and more all for the small price of force feeding me color coded smoothies and psychologically torturing me it works out cuz I’m aroused by that. Kill Amadeo 🙁 he is dead anyway. LMFAOO I love Amadeo sm I swear but this bitch could do nothing for me. Au where Amadeo lives to be an adult and goes to school and moves out of the palazzo as intended for the other boys. I’m sorry he could never fuck like Andrei. And god damn it he would not treat me right like Armand this cunt was getting hand fed grapes half his childhood and traumatized so bad he has every disorder the other half his ass could not meet my emotional needs!! I would only take on therapist role and it wouldn’t be good for me so unfortunately he has to die 😕. Also. Amadeo does not fuck good sorry. OK OK I can not be going at it with Amadeo two bottom problem they call it. it wouldn’t work. Rip Amadeo anyways

[dreamcast-official]

Hwy fucker. Kingdom hearts. What's the Norting about.

!!!! ok so im assuming you mean the whole deal with how multiple people are xehanort. the basic version is that master xehanort is like, trying to pull a "i am going to fulfil the prophecy with my own hands!!!" by creating the 13 darknesses himself. it just so happens that the way hes doing this is by putting his own heart into other people to make them vessels for his will and his darkness.

this is the purpose of organization xiii; 13 vessels for xehanort's will, one of them being xehanort's nobody himself (xemnas). as we know though a good chunk of org. xiii ended up Fucking Dying so that didnt happen! its important to note though that at least two members of the original org. xiii were successfully norted (saïx and xigbar)

org. xiii is not the first instance of norting though! master xehanort first put his heart into terra 10 years before kh1, making terra essentially the new xehanort since his own heart was pushed out (not destroyed, he does get it back, but still.) terranort as he is called remembers Nothing other than the name xehanort. he studies under ansem the wise for a while. when his heart gets separated from his body (again) his heartless calls himself ansem (seeker of darkness) and his nobody calls himself xemnas, and thus org. xiii.

anyway! in dream drop distance, xehanort's plan gets back into action so he tries to nort more guys. his plan is to have all versions of himself throughout time in one place so he can obtain his final vessel: sora. fortunately for everyone, sora is saved and doesnt get norted, but this is when we find out saïx was successfully norted - at least halfway. dream drop distance is also where the "me? i'm alreasy HALF XEHANORT!" line from xigbar comes from so thats also neat.

anyway, in kh3, we get the real org. xiii: more xehanort vessels! this includes members of the original org. xiii (demyx, marluxia and larxene), now revived to be better xehanort vessels. vanitas is also included. the success of the norting of these guys i dont remember but i dont think it worked all that well bc they all died (except vanitas.) no one else will ever be norted bc mastee xehanort (the old fuck himself) dieded. 👍

[milleyroxai]

While I’m working on the rest of the science team here’s a not so fun fact about Dr. Kel in this au

He dieded

Also here’s Tommy, sorry for bad quality

He gets to keep his hat

I literally had to edit this post because of her fucking eyes