#He's breaking his bank for you
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āļøTwisted Wonderland: Cater x Streamer readerāļø
Hopefully, you aren't too sensitive to camera flashes... The amount of pictures Carter takes of you will make his phone run out of storage.
You don't even have to be popular or anything, he will blow up Magicam with pics of your streams and let everyone know just what a talented partner he has.
His constant posting about your stream actually gains you viewers too-
He tries so hard to stay out of your streams so you can do your thing, but god, does he want to kiss you... :'(
If you let him be in your streams though, Cater will likely just chill in the background, scrolling through Magicam as he just listens to your voice.
If you're playing some kind of horror game, he will have to stifle his giggles any time you get spooked.
Please don't throw your mouse at him-
Cater is the king of after-stream care! He will draw you a bath, get you some food and water, and of course, make your bed ready to collapse in.
After you wind down he'll lay in bed with you, stroking your hair as he tells you how well your stream went and how much he adores you.
He isn't afraid to shower you with stream equipment, he thinks you deserve the absolute best!
He even went to Idia so he could get stuff that wasn't on the market yet. (Idia hated this, Ortho thought it was a great bonding opportunity)
You are gonna have to find a place for all your old equipment though-
#x reader#drabble#headcanon#reader#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland#Streamer#streaming#live stream#fluff#twst fanfic#twst wonderland#twst fluff#gift giving#twst idia#idia shroud#ortho twst#ortho shroud#He's breaking his bank for you#Trey is lowkey tired of hearing about you#Riddle likes to put your streams on in the background while he works-#cater diamond#twst cater
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When you're talking to Patty, you only have male family members. REMEMBER THAT
#even when otto tries to help he gets knocked down#trolls#trolls oc#trolls oc cory#trolls oc otto#trolls oc patty#trolls comic#trolls ocs#patty and otto are bonding .. idk what theyre doing but theyre doing it together#maybe patty had to go to the bank or something and they ran into cory#otto just serves step kid who didnt want to run errands with his step mom#even though hes older than patty#probably. i havent decided but wouldnt that just be so funny#āpatty we should break up.. i cant date someone the same age as my son šā āotto is older than me ma'am : )ā#pobodys nerfect#WHAT WOULD YOU DO???? YOU WOULD DATE THAT MILF!!!!!#WHAT WOULD YOU DO???? YOU WOULD DATE THAT DYKE WRESTLER!!!!!#anyway
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Smallville | 4.11 | "Unsafe"
#his little tear flowing down his face š„ŗ#I absolutely hate this moment#this is one of the very few moments where I actually find myself not on Martha's side#his parents are just being so ridiculous when everyone knows that Red K makes Clark lose all of his inhibitions#like y'all weren't mad that Clark robbed banks but you're mad that he got married#make it make sense#your child is crying in front of you and utterly breaking down and you decide to make him feel even worse? wow just wow#anyway Clark deserves so much better in this story arc#clark kent#smallville#gifs are mine#my post
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Something something the spotās goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is
#I donāt want to be that guy but I feel a little bit like spot gets sanded down a tad into just the fact heās funny#and he IS funny I get it. but what makes him scary is the power to lash out with his entitlement and resentment towards miles#itās you did this TO ME (miles didnāt#he was busy getting pummeled by kingpin and then venom shocking him back and the building was being EVACUATED itās literally no oneās fault#but spotās that he was there AND miles didnāt even know he was there when the collider exploded)#so Iām owed the role that you made me into <- miles literally didnāt do this#Iām OWED being your nemesis because I created you <- when all of itsv is about its miles own choices that make him heroic and not the bite#spot canāt even take ownership of his own actions. heās like oh IM not robbing you thatās the bank. well buddy I donāt see you robbing the#bank I see you harassing some guy owning a corner store#like I get it. ur a cosmic horror and it sucks capitalism is pushing u down and u canāt get a job but like OWN UP TO WHAT THE HELL YOU DO#LMAO#and even miles trying to genuinely reach out and say look Iām sorry I made u feel bad (even though this isnāt an owed apology) and spot#STILL is hellbent on breaking miles back for an imagined slight#I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR LITERAL FATHER BECAUSE I BLAME YOU FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO#like god lmao. heās a fun silly villain but thereās legitimate anger and spite and RESENTMENT motivating him purely to try hurt miles back a#as* badly as he imagines miles hurt him. when itās like dude. own tf up to whoās responsible here#Iām not angry at the spot btw I actually think heās a fun villain but I think recognising that resentment is what makes him effective as a#*āfrightening* villain and one that poses legitimate danger#tunes talks spiderverse#apologies xinakwans ik u said you didnāt want to read any spot posts hopefully this snags on ur filtered content block shdjfjfk
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i found your husband š
HEPPELAPAHSYAPSUEIA HES OSBCIETE HES SO CUTE HE SO CINCUTE CYTE EXIYE CUETC AND ITāS SO BIG TOO OMG??? I DIDNT KNOW TWST BIG PLUSHIES EXISTED
#WHY IS HE BREAKING MY BANK WITH THAT PRICE#look at his little smirk š thatās a fossil right there but i wanna SQUISH#HEāS SO CUTE TAQTLWOATWJQJRUAYAALP#which store is this omg thereās so many twst merch in the background ?!?!?#WHAT IF I FLY TO JAPAN RN TO MEET YOU AND MY HUSBAND#moot.
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Will Dipper always have almost no magic of his own, even after being reincarnated? He obviously has a talent for life magic but he canāt really train to get better at it, because heās using Billās magic for it (and we know the latter hates it lol). I just donāt want my guy to be sad and miserable foreverš„ŗ He deserves to become a cool and independent magician! And prove his bullies wrong once and for all!
A reincarnation of Dipper could definitely have more magic of his own! And as clever as he is, there's a bright future ahead of him. Perhaps even one where he's excellent at life magic and healing, and getting a little cocky about his own talents.
Bill, of course, upsets all the plans he had for his life. Again.
The good news is that it's a life where Dipper could use more life magic. Theoretically. The problem there is going to be hashing out how he can use it once they're bonded again.
#answers#It'd be pretty fun to see a Dipper who's managed to get a few neat achievements under his belt magically. Perhaps even... smug about it?#Suddenly faced with a guy who knows even more than him by miles#A Dipper with ideas about how to break this 'bond' and cast Bill out. Only to get increasingly stressed out as all of his efforts fail#I mean c'mon. It's Dipper. The big walls of 'I'm Great' he built were only to protect the anxiety-ridden core of himself#Bill is amused. You put up a pretty great fight kid!! You mighta made a dent if this thing didn't have centuries of weight behind it#Even then it's pretty rock-solid construction; bet you'd *hate* to meet the guy who forged it#Though in all honesty. Dipper wasn't trying *quite* as hard as he could have to break the thing#Something kept holding him back#Alternately: Healer/Doctor Dipper who's now Very Annoyed that Bill's getting in the way of his chosen practice#So what if it makes Bill sick? Screw him. If they're stuck together then what's the magical equivalent of separate bank accounts#No way he's giving up his awesome talent. He's great at it. It helps people. Bill can go kick rocks#Alternate of the alternate: Dipper insisting *Bill* learn a few life tricks even if it's uncomfortable for him#Goading him into it by declaring that well. His knowledge isn't *really* infinite without *That* area of magic. Is it.#Good job Dipper! You truly know how to needle your husband into doing stuff he normally wouldn't no matter the lifetime#Probably comes in handy when Dipper gets Very Hurt that lifetime! Bill'd rather stumble off to be sick in the bushes than lose him again
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me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system
#Every once in a while I think. Itās not too bad home. Iām over dramatic. Itās not bad and it wonāt be bad when I go home and never been bad#Then actually think and remember#I shouldnāt have been hit as a small child. I thank god that my parents stopped that with me.#But also. I should have been taken seriously when I went To them with concerns and shouldnāt have been brushed off.#But also to be a 14 something year old and to realize your parents arenāt in love is a crushing feeling#Since that must have been when. 13-14. Appa passed. Pandemic times. Iām sure my father. Since this would have been the last time I saw Appa#We went down to visit. Dad didnāt go he had work. He sent us off. I remember sitting in the passenger seat by mom in driver#Dad praying for our safe travel and for him going in for a kiss and the moment of hesitation and unwant from my mother#And the awkward silence and the way everything seemed to just shift to the side#That was summer of 2019. My first time realizing my parents werenāt both in love happened when I was 13-14.#I wouldnāt wish that on anyone.#And going to college has me feeling so guilty. Like I fucking ditched my siblings? The kids I raised as a child myself?#(I had to go. I donāt know if my scholarship would have held I donāt know if my financial aid would have held. I couldnāt have waited. )#(I would have likely done something bad to myself. Genuinely. If I werenāt able to be here. If I had to stay. I wouldnāt survive that.)#my siblings are fine. They have no responsibilities. My sister is manipulative. They will manage. They want me to get the education I need#They arenāt going to have to use their own college money to pay to be able to eat because the parents wonāt feed them for the summer#I went into college with at least a couple hundred less than I should have. Because I had to parent. I had to feed my siblings.#And I had to pay to fill the gas tank on my fatherās gas eater truck. We couldnāt be home because of the selling home situation.#I had to do something to get us out and to feed us but I didnāt get paid back for anywhere near all of it#I donāt regret it. But a kid shouldnāt have to pay for them and their siblings to live.#But then I remember the dread I have for returning āhomeā for the breaks. I donāt know what Iām going to do.#If I canāt work all of the breaks then I either wonāt be able to pay next semester#Or Iāll have almost no money in savings. Like nothing to my name. Canāt buy gas. Canāt do anything. Canāt buy food.#Unless the next scholarship stuff Iām doing pulls through. But Iām willing to work the whole break just to get away from either house.#I want to violently shake my parents and get them to comprehend#Father you have dropped 260$ into my bank account in the last two weeks. Why could this not be earlier in the semester.#Why couldnāt that be in the time and fashion you FUCKING PROMISED for helping me pay my schooling?#You have money to spare. Stupid. Why couldnāt you help like you promised.#Mom you fucker. I get that you are kinda with a new man now. But youāre leading yourself into a relationship with a man you said yourself#You donāt want to date because he wants to move away with his sister and because he hates it here
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4pm thoughts
i don't understand the older generation's propensity to blame the younger generation for not being able to save enough due to rising prices.
"just spend less!!!" as if there aren't studies and charts that already show that income vs. the rising price of food/necessities has become so dispropotionate over the past decade or so
they complain about how the younger generation eats outside all the time instead of cooking at home. but how do you cook at home when all you can afford to rent is a room, or the house you rent doesn't allow cooking?
or if you're only eating outside once a month and cook at home the rest of the time they say "stop eating outside food". like if you cut down your outside food budget by RM60(USD15) a month, you can miraculously afford a down payment on a house.
and even if you can afford a house, the prices are astronomical nowadays--- you'd probably have to take out a 20-year loan to do so, vs in the past when houses were so much cheaper.
maybe all these problems seem very nonconsequential to most of the older generation/people in charge, since they're usually part of the high income bracket people, but tbh most of the population in the country(especially the younger ones) are probably only a few paychecks away from going homeless.
like!!! my dudes!!! why are you siding with the corporations when they don't even have your backs and are one of the main causes of all this as well...?
are people not allowed to treat themselves once every now and then with? if not, what's the point of working in the first place?!
#4pm thoughts.#my brother once told us he thought of renting a room outside to skip the 3 hour commute.#and then realized he would only have rm150ish a month in terms of savings after rent deduction.#and then our parents thought it was a good idea!!! because he would learn independence!!!#and then I asked them but what would happen if something came up one day. eg. his car breaking down and needing to repair it.#then they said he'd have to figure things out himself and think how to get money to repair the car???#like huh how disconnected from current day struggles do you have to be#speaking of houses and house loans.#back then you could pay off your house loan in 5-10 years and you wouldn't even have to break the bank to do so.#and you could get a house with an actual garden on a piece of land.#nowadays the dream of owning a house is gone since you can probably only afford an apt.#and even then you'd have to take a 20-year loan. if the bank even approves it in the first place due to your salary.
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I think mike was the first one of the guys to be like "ok lets not spend way too much money on them lets not spoil them" about their nieces but then is the exact same guy who ultimately gives into them every single time and spends a shit ton of money on them. he takes janie and cici to the store and he's like "ok this time im not gonna do it" and then later they walk out with more shit than any of them can possibly carry and its like he just woke up from a black out or something
#m&m headcanon#as we go along#the unkees#mikes really worse than all of them#i think a lot of it is actually psychological for him. he grew up in extreme poverty and never got Anything he wanted or even Needed#and hes so afraid of that happening to them even though their parents are very well off amd they have a good life#but he just goes and blows so much money on them. he's even worse than micky if you can believe it#they all spoil the girls a bunch but mikes really the worst at it. strange for him because of his tendency to never wanna spend money#he wont buy himself new shoes even though he really needs it but he'll break the bank for his nieces. hes awful#the monkees
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steve harrington dominating at monopoly but only because he's so good at cheating
#steve harrington#he's like listen#i actually get a tax break because i converted my assets into priceless pieces of art and funded a charity that i embezzle from#you're not buying enough hotels. your mismatched collection of properties may seem good until i bankrupt you with one property#oh! lucky me. i win a pageant and collect 200#he pocketing an extra 500 from the bank and nobody notices#every time he's close to getting caught he just talks his way out of it#he once convinced dustin that he bought park place like two rounds ago and sneaks hotels onto the board
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DCSHG Hal Jordan is so... Him. Like oh my god he's such a fucking idiot
Like- Diana's first instinct to meeting him was to throw him all the way across Metropolis. He broke up with Carol on Valentine's day then got upset she moved on. He got possessed by plants this one time and then got locked in a broom closet for the rest of the weekend. He became a lead singer in a boy band to save Kara... He's just so-
DCSHG hal is somehow like the perfect happy medium between 70s hal and goeff's hal, it's insane. The scene where he wants to be friends with clark so bad and he's really annoying about it DCSHG gets it fr
#asks <3#ty for the ask!!#everyday i think about clark just fucking ignoring hal's calls#and that time when hal apologized to clark for CLARK breaking into hal's apartment and yelling at him like girl get a SPINE#i think the problem with hal is that he is just too honest and also everything in his life is always going wrong#so when you go hey hal hows it been just to be polite you get a two hour conversation about how the bank declined his loan application agai
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I live! Iāve survived my month long stay in the motherland! Anyways just coming by to tell you that if you write a scarian mechanic au I will be fact checking it with my dad cuz he is a mechanic (also my dad has had clients bring in their cars for repairs almost monthly before ā ļø oh to be a rich kid who sees money as no object)
woo!! omg i hope you had fun šš
also the mechanic au will be approximately zero percent correct because i know very very little about cars <3 tbh iāll probably do it from grianās pov solely so i can focus more on the gay tension rather than you know.. fixing cars part šš
(oh to be rich indeed šš)
#get ready for the most in accurate mechanic au you ever did see šš#with rich grian; mechanic scar; and auto shop owner mumbo who is concerned for grianās bank account and the fact he is asking mumbo how he#would go about cutting his breaks#desert duo#scarian#mechanic au#my-burner-cell ask
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some day i will actually finish all my half finished cover projects instead of getting distracted and starting a new one., some day .
(propose by naisho no pierced, svp made from the midi they provided lol)
#vocal synth wip#synthv#genbu lite#sorry i like. inexplicably fell head over heels for genbu both his fucked up lite and his actual bank#how do i explain that i love genbu Because i think he kinda sucks without pissing off both genbu fans and genbu haters#actually thats not fair his full bank seems decent and out of the volor voices hes not That Bad#he sounds a little worse quality than eleanor (who is personally not my taste but shes solid despite that)#but hes not quite renri level or anything (and i say that will all the love in my heart for synthv renri <3 <3 <3)#(although shes free so i cant get too mad either way LOL)#(but genbu was also the first male bank we got for synthv so i cant get too mad at him either <3 hes an old man)#but like. he sounds like a decent but slightly glitchy utau bank. and his lite sounds like a REALLY glitchy utau bank HJKDSHKds#listen. i havent been able to use utau in forever because i had gotten a new computer a few years back#and i didnt wanna break anything by switching locales so i havent been able to install it orz#and im still struggling to wrap my head around openutau.....i'll get there. i'll get there someday#but genbu and especially his fucked up lite is kinda scratching that itch you know#like his lite is apparently based off his higher range and not his mid range? so thats why hes always fucking YELLING#thats so so funny to me i love that he sounds so odd. fucked up little robot man who screams and whispers randomly#lemme tell u working with his lite specifically. i imagine this isnt a problem on his full because u have all the ranges#but the lite since its one range you have to FIGHT HIM to get him to either stop yelling or speak up HGKDHJds#its wonderful. i love a project
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my chemistry teachers are making me go insane againā¦.
#so usually I have 3 lessons today but my biology teacher wasnāt in#so it was a chemistry day#and I didnāt realise how much I appreciate having that break between the two lessons#since in my frees (wouldnāt recommend) I did nothing#which still feeling guilty about but it is what it#my issue is my inorganic teacher#so like dude makes us do some questions whilst heās setting up this demo#and then we stop doing questions to watch the demo which is fine#but then we go back to do questions which takes everyone like tops 5-10 minutes to finish#and whenever someone tries to ask for help/say that they are done#heās like Iām busy and Iām like JAOCKEIXJENJAMSMDNES#and heās just sat at his laptop typing away#which itās valid if he does have a lot of work to do#but like 20 minutes later he puts on the board like pages to do in the book and Iām like this took you like 3 seconds to do#why didnāt you do this earlier#and it frustrates me because he was like hey Iām gonna finish the syllabus this week#and then heās like no itās now next week#someone also asked him when are the bank holidays as we miss his lessons#and heās like itās fine donāt worry about it as they are revison lessons#and Iām like BRO the reason why you arenāt doing revison sessions after school is because you have enough time#and now itās fine if we miss the lessons since we are just revising#but yeah the current mood of this whole week is stressed and exhaustion#itās come to the point of me lauging uncontrollably at stuff that isnāt relatively funny#well maybe itās a little bit funnyā¦ :3#but like I was helping my friend with some 6 marker on photosynthesis and I kept mixing stuff up#and then just end up laughing because I was just so done with chemistry as a whole#finished the question in the end though :)#gatherrambles
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Iām going to be blunt: heās too much of a moron to even recognize that was the implication rather than just specifically banning him for being Ben Shapiro.
In light of the new Supreme Court decision, Ben Shapiro is now openly saying he wants businesses to be able to refuse him service for being Jewish.
#Legitimately Ben either converted to Catholicism early on or he just has his head so far in the sand he doesnāt see#that his peers would happily gun down his entire family if given half a chance#I wouldnāt be shocked if it were both to be honest#heās the poster child for leopards eating faces party at this point#he rubs shoulders with people who think The JewsTM own the banks and government and eat children for power#thinking theyāll accept him as One Of The Good Ones for openly promoting evangelical christian values#Much like Blair White and other grifters see their alliance with the far right as being the āsmartā move to spare themselves#but just because fascists may kill you later on than the rest of your demographic doesnāt mean it isnāt on their agenda#If youāre born Jewish or queer or non-white I hate to break this to you#but no amount of ass-kissing makes you a cishet white Christian to them#all you have to gain from being One Of The Good Ones is the knowledge that you stabbed all of your kind in the back#just to lick the boots of the one who gave you the knife#and make no mistake#at the end of everything youāll feel their same blade sliding through your ribs too#they will never accept you because their intolerance is absolute#you will never be one of them
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17/02/2024, 14.30pm
All my dad has ever shown us is problems
#all hes ever given us is probelms and anger.#there is not an ounce of peace in this house.#every fucking second of the day every fucking minute of the day every breathing moment#all hes ever done is show anger or problesm or crhing about moeny pribelms that hes created himself#and now is tbrowing onto his kids#the kids hes never shown or allowed any happimess#whats the point of buying things if you cant handle the things that come witj it.#now suddenlt we have to be soeting tbis shit out thaf he says shouldve been done in 2018#so why yhe fuck wasnt it done#thank you so much dad for giving us nothing good to remember you by except poor#literally we have no happy memories from him for our childhood except him crying about moeny.#not lwtting us go on holiday ever#making promises then breaking them#taking tbings from us like money and even notebooks and never giving anutjing back#anger and abuse id all hes ever shown us#and runnimg away from banks#nothing good has ever come for this house and nothings will#no marriahe no peave no grandchildren notjing#i no lomger just hate my life.#i despise it. f#mytalks#things never ever vet beyter#they just gwt worse#and you become numbe.#fml to fucking hell i just dont care anytmore.
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