#He was watching paint dry

[fangbangerghoul]

[sorcerous-caress]

"Wyll is the normal boring companion" What if i fucked you with a chainsaw

[novadragoness]

A builder who totally understands where X is coming from, collecting all those shinies for Coco, because she also likes shiny things, and has been secretly leaving pretty rocks on Unsuur's porch for weeks now.

[shewhoeatssand]

they are similar

[wendytestabrat]

and the most unproblematic south park kid is…. (FROM THE VAULT [2021])

If there’s any South Park kid that takes home the crown for being the most unproblematic it has to be Jimmy honestly. I know I haven’t talked much about Jimmy but srsly like he’s such a good kid, the only time when Jimmy rlly did anything bad or malicious was when he was using steroids and shit to cheat in the special olympics, but Jimmy is really nice and treats everyone around him with respect and never gets involved in drama and so all the kids like him, like both the boys and Craig’s gang get along well with Jimmy. Honestly all Jimmy really cares about is just doing his stand up comedy and making people laugh which is a positive thing like he knows how to just focus on his passions and even though he’s crippled he doesn’t let that get in the way or make him bitter or anything, even though Nathan & Mimsy are assholes to him and try to tear him down, Jimmy never really fights back at them he just does his own thing. And I know what you’re thinking like yes, Butters is also really unproblematic and nice to everyone (and this is probably why Butters & Jimmy hang out a lot) but Butters is still kind of flawed because his issue is that he’s can be too nice and giving & naive and a bit of a pushover, so that’s why Butters gets taken advantage of a lot and it’s definitely turned Butters more bitter in later seasons. Jimmy is still pretty smart and passionate about a lot of things and he can still see through people’s bullshit. Jimmy isn’t afraid to like stand up for himself occasionally if he needs to like when Cartman tried to go to Jimmy’s house in the episode “Tsst” and he acted like he was Jimmy’s best friend and everything just so Jimmy would let him stay there, Jimmy was like “what’s my last name” FJSJSJ. And there was also that time when Jimmy was running the school paper and he stood up to PC Principal when he was trying to change it and put in ads or whatever, and that’s bc Jimmy just has a lot of integrity and stays true to his word and his beliefs, unlike the boys who act all fake all the time just to get people to like them so they’ll fit in. Jimmy is just naturally confident in himself so everyone likes him because of that. Jimmy can struggle though with being too nice too just like Butters like we saw in “Fishsticks” when he let Cartman walk all over him and take credit for the fishsticks joke but honestly I don’t rlly blame him, Jimmy just didn’t wanna stir the pot and cause a bunch of drama, even though Kyle kept telling Jimmy he needed to stand up to Cartman RRJFJDJE. But then Craig made a really good point and was like “at least he’s giving you half” or some shit like that. Craig was pretty much saying the exact opposite of what Kyle was trying to say and was being a good and sensible friend to Jimmy and trying to point out to him that he’s not gonna win this against Cartman (because Craig actually has a brain and knows it’s impossible to reason with Cartman unlike fucking Kyle) and he should be lucky and grateful that Cartman’s at least giving him half of the credit and the money for the joke.

[innercircleminiatures]

The seven year old is hard at work on his Terminators. You can see the remains of his first wash spill on the corner of the cardboard there

[zouisalmightie]

every time i’ve seen glen powell it’s been against my will. im begging to stop having to look at that man.

[medicinemane]

There's honestly... just so many people, just so so so so so many people in this world where I'm like... aren't you people tired of this fucking... you know, I was going to call them clowns but that's really disrespectful to clowns, these people could never get their face on an egg...

Anyway, aren't you tired of this childish jackass? Don't you just want to ignore them and never have to hear about them again? If we just ignored them they legitimately would go away... don't you want that?

And this applies to... just ungodly amounts of people, from jake paul to even elon musk (just... don't touch his shit, he'll run out of money eventually with how bad he is with it), to just... name an annoying famous person and you'll name someone I've literally forgotten right now that I could never have to hear about again if people would just ignore them (unless they committed crimes, investigators are welcome to pay attention while gathering a case)

Yet the answer's always "no, we're paying so much attention to them!" and I'm just like... why? Why would you watch jake paul box? I heard about that and was like "he's still doing that shit?", and yet I guess it made a lot of money yet again and it's just like... ignore him

These people could go away, and yet

[clancykisser]

I'M ON A FERAL STREAK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE CLANCY OHHHH MY GOD

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I am bouncing around the walls screaming and shaking and crying and yelling and biting the bars of my enclosure JUST!!! JUST!!!!

He's always such in a constant battle with his mental health. He always thinks he's not good enough, or not worth the trust people put in him. He has to be strong! And brave! And despite his fear towards the people that hurt him all of his life, he knows that he's the only one that can stop them. HE DOESN'T RUN FROM HIS CHALLENGES! HE FACES THEM HEAD ON EVEN THO HE'S SCARED!

And I WANNA BE THERE WITH HIM SO BAD...I want to be by his side. He's never alone. Not with me. Not with Torch. I think he thinks he has to do so many things alone. Far away from everyone so they don't get hurt. To push everyone away but I won't let him. He'll always confide in me. He's always going to be mine. He's my heart, my soulmate, and everything in this world I love so so much. He's a moon in my sky while I'm the sun. A fire where I'm a forest, he eats at me.

He's beautiful. He's so, so brave. He's so soft. He's just...so perfect.

I think I want him to be the love of my life forever Q/////Q

[jazzzzzzhands]

I am unwell 💖

[androcola]

actually micky gets diagnosed with ADD in the 90s. they try to medicate him I think but the medication makes him feel so terrible that both he and the guys are like "we gotta dump this stuff"

[valend]

I can't tell if (in the terms of vibes) the most accurate hamilton and burr portrayal is the drunk history one or if I'm just biased towards beautiful women

I do admit the drink history portrayal of them was great but i also do recognize that i am biased towards beautiful women.

However this Hamilton, in my opinion, is the most accurate one. It’s just. Him.

[t3acupz]

a jane austen book club but it’s hugh dancy movies

[lookingcampdirectlyintheeye]

HOW THE FUCK IS A MOVIE ABOUT PEOPLES HEADS EXPLODING SO FUCKING BORING AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[grimrester]

ive been playing my time at sandrock and this is one of very few farming games where i have some real trouble picking who to romance

there is one lone teenager and the bulk of the romance options are mid-20s or older. it's far cry from some farm sims where everyone is like, 21 at best and i get to feel vaguely uncomfortable the whole game. they gave me not one but TWO awkward dudes who want to ramble at me about their special interests. one romance option has a "can u show me how to hold the gun 🥺" scene that may as well be a recreation of a scene from my sniper/reader fic. one is a friendly rival archetype. one has a pet bird that u have to communicate with. one mentions a niche subtype of architecture and gets excited when you recognize it. im eating sooooo good here

[kirnet]

Oh I thought this ep of ahsoka was gonna be like. Good