#He never died

[iliveilove]

He's alive and well ya'll

Had Harry read Hogwarts: A History, he'd know that snakes aren't allowed to attack the head of Slytherin. Or any Slytherins for that matter. So, Severus Snape isn't dead. He actually has his own shop where he sells potions by owl post. No more social interaction for this guy.

[fluffypotatey]

Gwaine lives actually 🥰💅

[chellquin]

Technically not walking dead related, but I'm watching He Never Died, and that's a very familiar face tangling with Jack 🤣

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

When one cursed immortal summons another cursed immortal to play bingo and drink warm tea afterwards

Jack from ‘He Never Died’ (by j.Krawczyk ) teaching Hugo Blackwood from ‘The Hollow Ones (by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan) how to play bingo for the first time

Hugo won 10$ that day

[swdefcult]

[weeklyfilms]

never a dull moment in ‘He Never Died’. 10/10

[thisshadowwrites]

yall be making up fake movies when a perfectly good, underrated movie already exists in "he never died" (2015). its a comedy without being comedic, its about a cannibal immortal, it got biblical themes and an autistic-coded main character. it got the vibes, it got the aesthetic, it got the humour, and it's on netflix. don't sleep on this gem!!! (also written & directed by a queer man and starring henry rollins who is famous for his music, being partnerless since he was twenty, keeping a jar filled with dirt soaking in his best friends blood for at least 10 years, and being an avid lgbtq activist!!)

[a-random-insomniac]

Neil Perry’s favourite Heathers character would be Heather McNamara because they both tried to commit suicide.

[c-k-mack]

I had never heard of He Never Died and so expected it to be a terrible B-movie, but it’s remarkably good! Smart and funny with surprisingly subtle performances from Rollins and Todosey. Even the outrageous violence manages to toe the line of gratuity.

[cinemajunkie70]

A very happy birthday to Henry Rollins!

[midnightmadwoman]

I think it was a missed opportunity for Cain not to speak of Abel with scorn every time he came up in conversation. It should never have been "my brother", always "my stupid brother" or "my brother the idiot", or "that buttmunch Abel".

[enemyofwalnuts]

Excuse me?? ? ????

[abyssaldespair]

BIRTHDAY BOY!

[teamcapwasrightandishouldsayit]

the prophecy is true

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot