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Iron Deficiency💕




#He likely is iron deficient#He lives with a vampire after all#Probably got sucked dry ages ago#He understands 1/5 of what I feel on a regular basis#I actually don't feel well these days#But that's just my usual state#Slappy laszlo#peter lorre fish#the spongebob connoisseur#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#sb#spongebon squarepants#spongebob meme#slappy spongebob#laszlo spongebob#The patrick star show#The patrick show#Iron deficient girlies stand up (slowly)#Anemic#Anemia#Low iron
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I’m with you, my love The lights shining through on you Yes, I’m with you, my love It’s the morning and just we two
#spike btvs#spuffy#spuffyedit#btvs#btvsedit#buffy the vampire slayer#it's terribly simple#you know you want to dance#injuries cw#bites and chews and gnaws on anyone who says buffy didnt love spike. BITES and CHEWS and GNAWS on them.#like is that not the whole point? of him? of his entire character arc? of his burning to ash as he breaks the sunnydale high school#(AKA buffy's personal cage within the slayer's cage that was sunnydale itself AKA the place where he and buffy first ever fought#and he nearly killed her for the very first time but was foiled by the immense love someone felt for her) as he breaks that place to rubble#in a way also very reminiscent of the first time they slept together and Literally Fucked A Building Down. anyway as he's doing ALL OF THAT#like sure she doesnt HAVE to love him she doesnt owe him anything and even if she did love isnt about obligation. but when buffy says#that she loves him in that scene. theres nothing to indicate that she doesnt feel it. that she isnt telling the truth.#idk man. people take a man who is dying telling someone not to love him as the gospel truth when i feel like its more ... like maybe he's#making a misguided effort to be kind? he's telling her ''dont get too hung up on the vampire thats about to catch on fire#and get your pretty ass out of here while you still can please.''#whatever. WHATEVER. in the perfect btvs that lives in my head most of ats isnt canon but esp the part where spike comes back and doesnt#immediately 1. ASK IF DAWN WAS OKAY 2. upon being told by angel that he cant be put in touch with buffy because [mumbles] misogyny?#go ahead and engage in a flirt campaign at harmony until she breaks down and calls buffy for him. those would be like the FIRST TWO THINGS#that spike did after he came back to unlife. first two things frfr#i'm gonna end the tag rant there. hmm
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dandelion casually dropping traumatic information while insisting that instead of killing the problem wizard they simply burn his tongue
#dungeons and dragons#dnd#dnd character#dnd oc#dnd art#dandelion treehollow#warlock#drow#all he does is talk... and talk... and talk#they did not actually burn the wizard's tongue it's cool#instead dande used his disguise magic to look like a sexy vampire and promised the vampire larper wizard the dark gift if he behaved#love when dande gets to put on a show because he says wild shit like i hate when people beg for their lives it makes me want to act out#dande had a wild episode#start of the episode: gets to pretend to be a sexy domineering vampire#end of episode: screaming and sobbing in pain after the curse-bomb in his head went off because he broke one of the curse-rules#where he can't sneak away from the party because the last time he did that be betrayed them big time#it's complicated... and delicious#also right before that the paladin was telling him he needs to find god LOL because he's worried about dande's soul#and dande blew him off saying he has plenty of time he's not gonna die (again)#only to then be convinced he's being killed by the curse in his head......#embarrassing.................
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CASTLEVANIA DYNAMICS 12/?: TERA & MARIA RENARD
Emmanuel: “You still love her? Maria? Even now you’re a vampire?”
Tera: “Of course I love her!”
#crying. screaming. throwing up.#emmanuel should’ve gotten slapped for that stupid ass question#he wouldn’t sacrifice anything to save maria but tera made a sacrifice of herself. she gave all she could give!#and he implies that she’s soulless and can’t love bc she’s a vampire#a fate she’s suffering because of HIS ACTIONS#maria kill this mf again PLEASE#i live for that little smile tera does after mephisto takes emmanuel’s body. cause fuck him!#tera renard#maria renard#castlevania nocturne#castlevaniaedit
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WOW it's way later than I planned to just be finishing art but here we go! I did manage!
#my characters#honestly still shocked how i made him to be incredibly wifeguy and catguy coded#and only AFTER drawing him with his plus sign pupils realized that his wifes pupils and the cats#basically make a plus sign if you combine them#and thats the coolest two women in his life wow what a winner#also idk how much i rambled in the tags previously about him but like uh he WAS an athlete in competitions#like diving and swimming and such ! but he no longer competes after a head injury#and he just kinda is good most of the time but if he feels stressed he just goes mind blank but foggy#and all that processing power looks like it stops but hes actually overprocessing and zones out trying to sort it all out#and his wife is like My Husband is the sweetest guy i know but he looms over me so I MUST make him wear dark clothing#Its to live out that vampire romance I was into when i was younger C: you know how it is#and all their friends are like no ??? no we really dont know? but ok?#so he wears lots of dark clothing to make her happy but hes just such a bundle of delight to talk to that it doesnt really work#also they are recently married but have been dating and best friends for most of their lives !#and thats about it i think idk ??? i feel like thats a lot of rambling already so good enough im gonna go pass out
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devastating to go into the tag for an obscure vampire movie I've been quietly obsessed with for years to find mostly gifsets of minor characters (played by big-name actors) and review blogs saying they didn't like it :(
@ everyone who made a post saying "I liked it :)" I am blowing you a kiss. everyone who made a lovely gifset or photoset of the cinematography I am tipping my hat. that one poster that said "bro did y'all just miss the Entire Message about class and race or???" I am shaking your hand with enthusiasm there was SUCH a message about class and race
anyway everybody should watch Night Teeth and revel in glitzy flashy modern vampires in LA with me
#finx rambles#night teeth#vampires#apparently the marketing heavily overemphasized megan fox (she has a bit role. she's in like one scene)#so that one's not on the fans#but I am sad about all those people fuming bc it didn't have a poly ending#girl this is hollywood? what did you expect?#invent it yourself? that is what fandom is for?? queer reads have always been about discarding endings and living in the liminal??#(side note I love queer readings of fairy tales. fairy tales class was so fun. god I need sleep or something my brain is on SUCH tangents.)#frustrated by that one post saying 'the vampire-slaying gang leader spends the day after a catastrophe befalls#trying to get his shift covered at work? unrealistic'#bro he's working class. he's poor. he's gotta put food on the table. do you think your job cares about your personal tragedy#this is in fact part of the Themes At Play wrt class. believe it or not.#sad also about those reviews that are like 'eh it was mid' but I've never needed critics to agree with me and I'm not about to start now#I did think the gifmakers would be on my side though#the lighting in this movie???#that whole opening sequence in the credits with the storytelling done through reflections in cars at night?#the color choices??? the lighting??!?!?!?!
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Zutara Vampire Hunters AU inspired by Castlevania Nocturne
#zuko is the last of a famous FN vampire hunter clan#one that can wield fire bending#bending is rare in this au#zuko lost his bending after watching his mother get killed by a vampire#the same one that scarred his face#he goes to the EK to live with his distance cousins the Beifongs; another vampire hunters clan that only consists of Toph and Poppy#zuko and toph grow up as siblings#katara is the last southern waterbender#who liberated her village that was enslaved by Yon Rha's vampire clan#she came to the EK with her friend Haru to avenge her mother and hunt down Yon Rha who escaped#fate brings zuko and katara together as they join forces to stop a world ending threat the vampires are planning to enslave all of humanity#atla#atla au#zutara#zutara au#vampire hunter au#zuko#katara#toph#ursa#colored sketch#star's art#long tags
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god. it’s so good that spike is literally categorically insane over buffy in season five and then the intervening summer changes him so fundamentally that he does not push her or make assumptions or invade her space and make speeches even after she has demonstrated multiple times that she wants to be around him, and seeks him out for the first time in their relationship. he even tries to get her out of the crypt before he can start singing so that she doesn’t have to hear the truth of his feelings and when he DOES sing it’s that she’s hurting him and he doesn’t care!!!!!! and then SHE follows him out and kisses him!!!! after he says if you’re not serious then leave me in the ground!!!
#watching it when you’re young esp the mid-end of this season js like oh he’s pushing her to the dark side booo big bad#but he had zero expectations of her!!! he was going to stick around forever just to be there!!!!!#and for all that he is a soulless vampire so things go wrong what he does after this is genuinely in the service of helping her accept#all that she is so that she wants to Live again#YEEEEOWCH#once more with feeling i love youuuu#willow and tara too#btvs#don’t get me wrong they’re so deeply fucked up i wouldn’t like them if they weren’t#but it’s so much more interesting when you allow buffy to have been equally damaging to him!#literal and emotional punching bag like ooooooooh god
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are any of your chuuyas trans? (sorry if this is a weird question, i saw you were asking for some au asks)
FUCK YEAH!
This guy here
this guy
he
gorbo over here
and this guy
I also have a fuck ton of guys with various trans allegorys
Vampire chuuya (^ this guy) being the biggest one, was born into a family with super female features (all the women in his family have red hair) and was raised pretty much as a girl (then he gets married and now his life goal is to kill his whole bloodline but thats not important)
others would be these two (cryptid au chuuya and highschool au)
I wont say much on it as to not spoil their backstories but its a big thing with 'Looking like a girl again'
as someone who falls under the trans umbrella myself its very important to me to (push all my issues onto chuuya so he deals with them) make my silly guy be just like me frfr so i do stuff whenever possible
Thanks anon!!
#it wasnt weird dw#so happy i get to ramble about this#all my aus have some kind of trans allegory#yuuko au chuuya also belongs here#it would be too many names to write though#crychu my love who broke one of dazais ribs after he said he looks girlish#the only guy ever#collage au chuuya the ex idol who was supposably murdered live on stage but actually lived and then continued on without ever telling anyon#real ones#vampire chuuya the guy who#anyway#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#chuuya#chuuya au#au asks#my corrupt art#chuuyabsd#evermore answers#bungo stray dogs manga#i love him#demon chuu the only coffee shop owner ever#demon chuuya au#coffee shop au#collage au#demon ability au#sky casino au#cryptid chuuya au#doa chuuya au
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The thing is that the "I could not prevent it" would've been more plausible if he had just convinced Louis and Daniel that he was tricked into drinking a dead person's blood (so that he would've been more weak and easier to beat and trap) or i don't know, burned? like there are a couple of things that could've possibly weaken him that he could've used as an excuse and he just says "i cOuLd nOT pRevEnT iT"
#my boy had plenty of time to think about it and he couldn't come up with a better excuse? after all the years he's lived?#you'd think he'd know better#louis de pointe du lac#armand#daniel molloy#the vampire armand#claudia de pointe du lac#madeleine iwtv#madeleine#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire
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“I used to be a marine”, he says, before he can think better of it. And when he does think better of it, well. He’s already said it.
Next to him, he can feel Shanks tensing up. He leaves him ample time to cut him off, half relieved when the redhead stays silent. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees him idly tracing the neck of the bottle they’ve emptied.
“I didn’t join out of some misplaced faith or sense of justice”, he feels the need to point out, his father’s stern face at the back of his mind. “I joined because my brother did”.
To have an excuse to get out of home, too. With Calugurul about to be shipped off, he hadn’t been too eager to find out if he could withstand the full scope of their father’s attention alone.
“We were… close, my brother and I”, he continues. And then, because it feels cheap to encompass their relationship with just that: “He taught me to fight. Gave me my first sword”.
Back when Yoru doubled him in height and he couldn’t fathom how his brother managed to wield it when he himself had trouble raising a simple steel sword.
“He did have faith in the cause”, he says after a moment. Under the night sky, Yoru stays black and void. Even the reflection of the small bonfire they’ve built evades it. “Quickly gained the trust of peers… and superiors”.
The back of his throat tastes bitter. Why is he doing this? He doesn’t owe Shanks a single thing. Why is he wasting his time trying to appease the redhead’s stupid insecurity about him not joining his crew?
He sighs.
“My skills in combat kept me by his side through all of it. That is, until Gyorgy Thurzo became our captain”.
#mishanks#akagami no shanks#dracule mihawk#one piece#one piece live action#opla#thought about the idea of mihawk having a 'similar' story to zoro#and the idea of mihawk coming from a well off family but ending up for some reason alone abandoned and in poverty before becoming a pirate#and also about how much I'd like to make the castle of kuraigana actually important for his backstory#then I started giving all the characters vampire inspired names because of course#and thought about elizabeth bathory#and something something I think Mihawk can be a nickname. Maybe I have a better surname for him#so yeah lemme tell you about the terrifying fall of mihawk's family#and about how exactly mihawk wins the marine hunter nickname#and also about how he ends up becoming part of the local folklore 'monster that will hunt bad children' type of thing#because word spreads fast after he avenges his brother's death and his murders get WILDLY decorated
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i am absolutely a nicki girl by the way it's just that much like show!lestat my love for him is so pure he doesn't even have to be hot. he can be an ugly crier with a floppy lil wig it only inspires tenderness.
#i'm kind of worried the show will feel the need to minimize him so louis-lestat can shine. it does not! he's the blueprint for all the sad#bitches who came after but it's very clear louis is the one who drove lestat fully out of his mind forever#don't actually love the show's take on romance and monogamy. i feel like it's in conversation with#twilight vampire mormonism and also modern fuck boy culture#the original has nothing to do with either of those things and i think has a very specific take on romantic love and fidelity#that exists on the border of what is love to the dead. like when you strip away the social constructs of the living and reinvent love for#yourself outside of those boundaries what does it look like#and my specialist blorbo is the little black dress of my world and i ship him with everyone#like i'm a lestat was cheating on louis with antoine truther but the special sauce was that he wasn't actually going outside the boundaries#of his relationship with louis he was playing games and daring him to admit he cared enough to be mad about it#like it's the oblique bitchiness of louis being like oh i wish he'd just hurry it up and eat him#that would be kinder#the way antoine does very much offer something to lestat that louis doesn't#and not just like. a dumping ground for his frustrations at home#music! affection! they were FRIENDS#was lestat thinking about eating him the whole time probably but that's not the point#press says iwtv#interview with the vampire#nicolas de lenfent
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i dont think i will ever be over nandor tying guillermos cape with such care and focus. that moment its possibly my favourite from the finale NANDOR ACTS OF SERVICE GUY MAKES ME WANNA CLIMB A WALL and the way hes putting guillermo on equal ground now makes my heart grow 3 sizes
and to be honest i dont think they can go back to where they were before. for anyone whos worried. like yeah he told him “now clean up the body” after he reverted back to human but to me that was more like nandors brain going like. “i cooked now you clean”. he went through such a tremendous amount of work to help guillermo. he had the empathy to recognise the problem. he thought it through concocted a plan. he got the robes and the candles and he painted and hung those banners. he held a fakeass ceremony with all their friends and elders so it looked official. he then also comforted guillermo when he couldnt do it and staked derek himself without a second thought. so maybe its was more of a. i pulled you out of a very hairy situation. can you take care of the body now? (also it IS gonna be hard to let go of certain habits so maybe some comments like this are gonna slip out next season, but that is just because they are useless and in guillermos absence the house fucking imploded in one year lmao… maybe guillermo is gonna teach them how to take care of it themselves next season so they can split the workload and cute shenanigans will ensue)
i just dont think it was mean spirited on nandors part tbh. LAZLO even offered to help. i dont think that was just to have him in the next scene i dont think an unusual detail like that could be just for convenience. i do FULLY believe they are gonna all be on equal grounds next season. and thats gonna be so fucking delicious to me specifically
#to see a nandor and guillermo dynamic where nandor has freed himself from the inibitions of a master familiar dynamic? sign me up#he was so fucking warm and caring after he forgave him and idk if i can handle it GOD I LOVE IT#nandermo#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#comment#im making a post out of some of my tags in one of my queued posts bc i#want to put this thought out in the world#i saw a lot of people going now that guillermos human everythings back to the status quo!!! and im like#no the fuck i hope not!! their relationship has consistently moved in a new direction each season#familiar. bodyguard. best man. best friend. now they went through allllll the trouble of showing them having an equals relationship#they made nandor utter the words he will be living in this house as an equal from now on#and next season everythings gonna revert back?? i surely hope not#there is also to be considered from nandors standpoint that now guillermo truly has no more reason to stay. he really isnt a#familiar anymore because he presumably doesnt want to be a vampire anymore (?) so he has to consider#if he wants guillermo to stick around. its gonna have to be out of the love he has for them. and nandor needs to give him an incentive#which would be equal grounds with the vampires even though he isnt one#and guillermo is probably gonna be in such an existential crisis mode that hes not even gonna notice all the cute things nandor is doing#for him now for a WHILE. until he does and thats gonna be delicious#anyway. why do i keep making excellent points in the tags this could have been a post
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i'm so convinced past devil's minion happened in the show i really need to make a big post that explains all my theories.....
#i think when louis leaves the penthouse and armand is truly on his own for the first time (kind of ever?)#he's like fuck it i have nothing left to lose and somehow has daniel remember their past relationship#and then DANIEL explodes because he realizes his entire life has been destroyed by this guy#and then armand turns daniel because he's made up his mind that he doesn't want him to die#and daniel still does want to be a vampire after all#and anyway. they hate each other like crazy but there's also crazy love there and their lives are forever intertwined#iwtv
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"if you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. He's so damaged I must have him! Enjoy the fantasy and then call a therapist. It's a two step thing and it's very important you do both." - Amelia Tyler what do your narrator eyes see? 😂😂😂
#ohohooooohoo the little random tidbits devs and voice actors have dropped about his companion arc is making me NERVOUS#just throwin out some meta thoughts here#in order for astarion to *get rid of* the tadpole; cazador *has* to die first. like i'll bet my left tit this is conditional#since cazzy is apparently a control freak he might be enemies w the mindflayers/absolute cult bc ''bleh bleh my city''#i think its entirely possible that we could ally w cazador against the absolute; this would like have to result in astarion attacking tav#im just worried it might be like; you have to at least temporarily side w the absolute if you kill cazzy?#idk! idk!#and like i do think there will probably be a 3rd option of like 'i hate both these groups kill them both' but man.#and then there's whatever is going on w his ''this soul is not for sale except in the realm of the undead'' stamp#like are we gonna have to go the there? wherever the fuck that is?#pls amelia i am begging on my knees i need a sign! of hope!#bc now the hug and hand holding in the trailer is making me think larian is trying to trick me into believing he'll be okay#only to hit me with a devastating ending(s) no matter what#idk. man. i read astarion's writer was fanes writer. idk dos2 but like i am aware of what......happened w that 'romance'#pls i need a sign larian#i am so sick of the bioware style romances! the morrigans! the solases ! the unresolved endings of it all! ENOUGH#i want closure from this i am begging#for once in my life i just want closure for a video game romance ending#i JUST THINK LIKE ideally. for me. he'd have at least 1 ending where he's not cured but lives happily ever after*#i am having a hard time picturing him cured of vampirism. tbh. but if it's possible without him immediately dying then. well hats off#its 2 AM here i need to knock it tf off and go to bed#........unless.....yall want to enable me and discuss this further#i am 1 more bad day away from writing a thesis on this in MLA format istg
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In the universe in which Bruce Wayne and Joker are in a public relationship and are a power couple, I gots some thoughts.
So, Bruce visits Joker in Arkham or whatever. Like brings him flowers or something, I dunno. And someone says something about how they cannot BELIEVE billionaire Bruce Wayne would spend his time with someone who is mentally unstable enough to be in Arkham. Well, said someone's buisness suddenly fails when for some unbeknownst reason, Wayne Enterprises stop financially supporting said buisness.
Some time later, Joker and Bruce are at a gala. Bruce Wayne expierences autism 100 moment and someone goes ableism about it. Just a passing comment. And then after the rich socialite party, maybe two nights after, Joker doesn't kill them, but he sure does psychological torture.
#If you cannot tell by how I wrote this‚ my brain is fried.#It took all my strength not to call Joker 'the Jonker' and I'm proud I didn't.#I do not know WHY I've been thinking about Batjokes so much but I have.#And WHY CAN'T I FIND FICS LIKE THIS? I don't want Batman and Joker smooching!!!! No no no!#What I want is infamous criminal Joker and billionaire with social status Bruce Wayne gay married!#And the press won't leave them alone about it! The news is always telling stories. It's great for Bruce Wayne's cover!#All the headlines think Bruce Wayne is secretly some villain because how else is he gay married to Joker??????#Cuz he. Heem. Him. He's Batman.#And everytime Alfred forces Bruce to go to a gala and network‚ Joker is his date. And all the billionaires are scared out of their brains.#How is everyone so hyped up on the freak nature of Batman and Joker going at it freak style and not THIS?#I get the appeal‚ but this has layers of intriguing in another aspect that I feel isn't explored enough.#AND THERE ARE TOO MANY FANFICTIONS FOR ME TO SORT THROUGH TO FIND SOMETHING LIKE THIS!#And think about it! If Joker lives with Bruce Wayne‚ and everyone knows where Bruce Wayne lives‚ and Joker does some joking...#And Batman goes to handle the situation‚ it would make a REALLY good excuse if anyone notices Batman going into the Wayne residence.#Batman can be like 'Oh no. I'm not here after a long day of crime fighting cuz I live here!!! I'm here to interrogate Joker!'#And then everyone smiles and nods.#autistic Bruce Wayne#Sentiments of a vampire.#batjokes
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