#He is so cringefail to me <3

[icantthinkofagoodnameoranything]

Headcanon that Gordi and Azulin’s father didn’t realise what KYS meant and thought it meant “Keep yourself safe” and started using it in texts REGULARLY

[treasureplcnet]

do i think weissman would try very hard to be a good dad? yes. do i think he would be good at it? i am pleading the fifth

[nosleep83]

Alr alr so I’ve talked abt how cute Mikey and Donnie are a lot I think it’s Nardo’s turn now

[merakiui]

thinking,,,,,,,, darling who has a cryptic pregnancy....... [insert twst character here] reacting to it,,, maybe you and floyd and you're both a little dense because neither of you could have ever guessed. T_T

"what do you mean you were pregnant this whole time???? i thought shrimpy just got softer. :D" - floyb mindset.

in floyd's defense, he has no idea how human pregnancies work. he slept through that part of land boot camp!!! fell asleep the minute the professor started droning on about how humans don't lay eggs like mers do. jade can only chuckle (maybe he knew, but in classic jade fashion he won't tell because it's much more entertaining to sit back and watch everyone slowly figure it out) and azul is shaking his head in disbelief. had he known, he would have prepared well in advance to lend a helping hand. and you're just so amazed because maybe you were told you're unable to get pregnant, but somehow it happened and you had no idea all this time.

thank you to floyd and his mer virility for doing what was thought to be the impossible!!!!!! <3

[unholycourier]

this is what butch deloria is to me. do you guys get me. do you see the vision

[taffy-glitch]

rewatching fantasy high (freshman year) and tbh i don't think i appreciated kristen applebees enough as a character when i originally watched it years ago. like i kinda get the feeling that her arc was meant to be more drawn out but got speedrun by her literally dying and meeting god in the first two episodes and getting SLAMMED into that crisis of faith head-first, and it honestly makes her into both a VERY FUN character to watch and a fascinating one

[teddybeartoji]

Meet ugly with oikawa is so real. This is what I’m imagining

Post time skip Oikawa who’s a big league volleyball player, has adoring fans, girls throwing themselves at his feet etc etc. He doesn’t hate the attention per se. In fact, he might actually like it. He likes the praise, finds himself craving it. One night he’s on his way home, exiting the court after a big game. He bumps into someone, you, and apologizes. Turns on the charm and puts on a grin, only to find you sneering up at him. He apologizes again, pretending not to be off put by your reaction. You respond with something along the lines of “watch where you’re going” and he feels stunned. He’s never been spoken to like that before. He asks if you know who he is, cause there is no chance you’d be treating him that way if you did, and you scoff and say no, asking him if he’s a celebrity or something. Oikawa falls in love immediately.

Not to burst into here and go off

AHGSDGHASGHDHSGDHGA REMM MY BELOVED!!!!!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH PLS I LOVE YOU SO BADDDD<333333333333333 THIS IS SO CLOSE TO WHAT I HAD IN MY HEAD TOO LMAO HE'S SO SILLY FOR IMMEDIATELY BEING LIKE YEAH I AM SO INTO THIS PERSON AHGSHDAGSHHAGH okee but if i'm talking abt my selfship meet-ugly then the only difference would be that i'm to nice to be acting like that toward a complete stranger😭😭😭 BUTTTT i did imagine him bumping into me and spilling all his coffee on me😭😭😭 but while i wouldn't sneer at him (i think) he WOULD get thee meanest fucking glare ahgashgdahsgdhghsa i'm thinking abt maybe i'm in a hurry too right i'm already having a bad day and then this fuckass beautiful man bumps into me and ruins my clothes like are you fucking kidding me ahgsghasghdasghhd

aaand then he's trying to apologize too but i need to go on with my day but he's literally not letting me leave without giving me his number bc he needs to make it up for me and i just roll my eyes and say yes bc well.. how could i say no he's tall and he has brown eyes and he's like pouting at me now too while also trying to make like the stupidest jokes and oh god why does he look so gorgeous whatever it's whatever rem btw i didn't think abt his embarrassed lil smile for the rest of the day btw i was so normal abt that..........................

[capn-twitchery]

it will never stop killing me how many characters dislike grace right off the bat & not even when he's working with the constables or the navy

he literally does Nothing and people are instantly like "fuck that guy actually." help. please he's just A Regular Guy (with really bad luck and unlikeable vibes apparently)

[bloodxhound]

Most embarrassing day of your police career. Let's hear it.

     ❛❛ 𝐇𝐀𝐇. 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔, ❜❜   his chin tilts upwards, lofty grin in tow,   ❛❛ but I don’t got any story for you. My career’s been success after success. ❜❜ 

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

BODY BACK x Netflix

what if I... transported back to 2020 and made writeblr netflix edits for my book :)

Show summary: It’s 2005 in Las Vegas and Harrison is on a mission to move past a complicated breakup–and he’s come to the right place.

Episode 1 - Living Pictures: After a breakup leaves him destabilized, Harrison breaks into a wealthy couple’s backyard pool to decompress—only to be caught by the owners.

Episode 2 - Immaculate Mary: In need of a wake-up call, Harrison is confronted by his mother Suzanna who is hesitant to provide one.

Episode 3 - 24-Karat Harrison: After an argument with his mother draws him much too close to the past, Harrison turns to Jeremiah to help him develop a gilded persona.

Episode 4 - No Christ: When the effects of 24-Karat Harrison wear off, Harrison searches for even more reckless reprieve.

[nofacednerd]

Laying awake in bed missing her (s1 Hughie’s characterization and intelligence)

[willczek-art]

I've heard about Rogue Swashbucklers, I want to play as one now 👀✨

[vroomian]

So how does Alastor react to sheep masa?

[finniigan]

When I started 100 days my prince, no one warned me not to get attached to Mu-yeon,,,, no one told me he'd die T.T 🌼

anyway so in my head he eloped with the princess and they settled in some far off village to raise their kid :) and nothing bad ever happens to them :)

[feluka]

i'm actually gonna explode they're pushing me to my limits

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i love tristamp wolfwood. he so cringefail. trimax wolfwood had no rizz and didn’t even pretend to. 98 wolfwood just kind of stumbled into sorta falling for milly and rolled with it. meanwhile tristamp wolfwood feels like the kind of guy who would pose for his tinder with his shirt off. and you think he’s really cool but then you meet up for a date and it turns out he works as a sign spinner at quiznos and his jokes are terrible and his only online presence is a tiktok acc full of his friends filming him doing stupid shit like downing a whole pint of ice cream when he’s lactose intolerant and falling into a trash can while drunk and losing his sunglasses while they’re on his head. the acc has seven million followers and the comments are full of people making fun of him. he tries to show you how to blow a smoke ring with his vape and chokes half to death on it. you do not get laid that night because he tries to do a kickflip on a skateboard and breaks his arm and you have to take him to the hospital