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Dp x dc imposter but not really au.
Ok, so, basicly. Its the usual batfam member knew Danny as a kid au. He was close with them, basicly part of the family.
They get seperated for a while for whatever reason, and eventually they all see eachother again. But Danny is different. Tired, paranoid, he's far more grim than he used to be. His face never seems right, the shadows bend to bow to him, the stars shine to illuminate him, the air around him is cold. His smile is always too wide, too toothy. His eyes are too bright. His feet are too quiet.
The batfam comes to the only rational conclusion. Danny has been replaced or possessed by some demonic entity. Shenanigans ensue as they desperately try to exorcise this demon in every way they can.
Meanwhile, Danny didn't realise just how religious the Wayne's were. Crosses? Drinking holy water? Random prayers? Not even just one god, any god. Hmm, maybe they had some sort of religious awakening while he was gone. Who knows.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#batfam#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#writing#prompt#writing prompt#ever notice that all my prompts have atleast two come out at once then no more for a few months?#inturesting#funtime speaketh#text post#but ye#they all think Danny is some sort of demon#he is not
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The Blob
Dpxdc Prompt #20
Danny is a blob ghost now and he's fine with that.
Turns out all blob ghosts are just regular ghosts who have expended to much energy and turn into balls of pure ectoplasm and emotion to recharge.
It's honestly a much needed and much appreciated vacation from all of his responsibilities.
He doesn't understand why he's getting so many worship-fear-cowed emotions from these people, but he's a blob right now, he doesn't have to care.
There's one boy that constantly projects awed-love-infatuated towards him. Danny likes him a lot more than all of the other guys.
In the mean time, Ra's Al Ghul has just found what he believes to be the conscious personification of the Lazarus Pits and there is no way he is going to let any of his assassins offend it. If only he didn't have to worry about his grandson being so enamored with the being as well.
Grandfather never let Damian have any pets.
"Distractions," he would say, "Unnecessary attachments."
Damian disagreed, but he was smart enough not to voice his belief. The Demon Head's word is law and he bows to nobody.
Or at least... nobody until the little blob of sentient Lazarus Water.
Grandfather says that it must be the pits personified and therefore needed to be treated with respect so there would be no chance of them being taken away.
Damian has no problem following this rule, he finds the little blob cute, like the pet Damian would never get to have. When nobody's watching he pets the blob, tells it stories about his day, and stays silent as it does happy little purrs.
In the hell that is Nanba Parbat, the blob is a bright spot in Damian's days.
So obviously when he leaves to meet his Father and claim his right as heir to the Cowl he slips the blob into his go-bag. No one will notice, the blob normally floats around as it wishes, sometimes going missing for hours.
By the time Grandfather realizes the blob has been away too long for it to have been without intervention it will have been too late. No one will suspect that Damian took the blob with him.
At least, that's what Damian tells himself to justify taking the little guy with him. He is comforted by the low hum in his bag, the blob is happy, if no one else.
#danny's just living out his dreams of being a blob with no responsibilities and everyone assumes he is a demon with immeasurable power#he is not#he's really just a blob at the moment#sure he technically is the ghost king but its not like he can access those powers while he's a blob#this leads to hilarious misunderstandings#dcxdp#dp x dc#danny fenton#damian wayne#league of assassins#blob ghosts#lazarus pit#queenie-prompts
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percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).
to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?
#stop saying percy is dumb#he is NOT#he just ACTS dumb#because he often says his first thoughts aloud before thinking#and his adhd has so many different effects on him#and because his adhd was never properly handled by his teachers#so#he grew up thinking he’s an idiot#but he’s NOT#percy jackson#annabeth chase#reyna ramirez arellano#hazel levesque#heroes of olympus#percabeth#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#the son of neptune#the house of hades#the demigod files
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addressing rumors of leaving smosh
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I always forget these wrestlers are sooo tall. I'm just here sitting in my house thinking Drew McIntyre is as tall as a normal human being. He is not.
#i live in a place were being 6 ft is being really tall#my 5'2 ass could never#wwe#wrestling#drew mcintyre#for some reason in my brain jeff hardy is short#he is not#cm punk#he also should be shorter than he is#tna wrestling#wwe raw
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(this is part of the calendar 2024 lore, now on pre-order, to know more check out prev posts)
April was Keith's idea of relaxation. He enjoyed parks, the feng shui of them, nature's ability to thrive despite and against anything happening - the silence of it. Watching Keith wind down and relax when he is a strung wire most of the time, would definitely make Lance feel all lovey-dovey and clingy (as he tends to get) and when he’d worry he is disturbing, Keith would comment this is exactly how it should be - the constant yin to his yang, and the yang when he feels yin.
Also - both shirt and hoodie are Keith's (he has way too many hoodies with quotes). Lance took the hoodie for Keith, but Keith insisted he won’t get cold, so he wore it himself. On the way home Lance funds Keith the biggest sushi serving he could find on the menu, and, believe me, nothing lights up Keith's eyes like a table full of rice and algae. Lance just watches with a soft smile. (Keith does end up getting cold)
#klance#laith#i dont wanna jinx it but im 12k words draft deep#not danceau danceau is third on my list im sorry#but if i dont get hex off my chest im gonna deteriorate#im so lost in the narrative ToT i missed writing so much#i just want to listen to chill songs and make up silly banter#speaking of chill songs i was today years old when i learned RY X full name#i was actually checking his date of birth bc his songs are so sensitievely dramatic i thought he is pisces#he is not#but now that x makes a lot of sense#you gotta check him out now its imperative and you are welcum
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nO XADEN FUCKING DIDNT
NOOOO HE FUCKING DID NOTTTTT
PLEASE SOMEONE FIND ME MY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN FUCKING RIPPED OUUUUUUT
#as i gut-wrenchingly scream#WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REBCCA?????#HE IS NOT#HE#CAN#NOT#xaden riorson#violet sorrengail#the empyrean#xaden and violet#venin#onyx storm#I CANT WAIT THIS LONG FOR THE NEXT ONE
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screaming in the streets every time someone suggests jack is "actually a three yr old"
#he is NOT#and he'd hate anyone who said so#he literally smited the last guy that called him a child#like. begging ppl to understand physically being alive for 3 yrs =/= being literally age 3.#it's a supernatural fantasy show! you can have a full fledged autonomous adult that's only existed for three yrs!#pls adjust your perspective to the genre you're watching#vic.txt
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With every chapter that I read Coco gets a little bit sadder and depressed and girl I am ready to be emotionally destroyed.
#witch hat atelier#coco#coco witch hat atelier#atelier of witch hat#also qifrey.#he is not#as people say#thriving#I'd say he is one second away from a mental breakdown at all times but who am I to judge#qifrey
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Damon killed Lexi - he does not have to die to redeem himself
Damon graped Caroline - he does not have to die to redeem himself
Damon killed Jeremy and attacked him seasons later - does not have to do anything to redeem himself.
Damon killed Tyler : nah, nothing
Enzo attempted to kill Stefan and terrorized Stefan and Elena : nothing
Enzo turns Ivy - nothing
Stefan almost drove Elena over the bridge : deserves to be single
Stefan killed Enzo - deserves to die to redeem himself, so his brother can live a happy life, also he did not love Caroline enough because he died. ....she better with Klaus, who died too, but when comes to stefan hate, no logic is needed
#not saying stefan is a saint#he is not#but some of stefans hate is ridiculous#stefan salvatore#anti damon salvatore#anti delena#the vampire diaries#anti klaroline#steroline#stelena#anti enzo
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Ice, smitten with Mav since day one: Play it cool, like you are not waiting for him, now perch like a peacock. Subtle, right?
P.S. Not subtle at all
@thethistlegirl
#pete 'maverick' mitchell#tom 'iceman' kazansky#top gun#top gun 1986#tom cruise#val kilmer#my gifs#top gun gifs#my edit#the way Ice said perched like that#Sir we know you are smitten#Mav is a little shit#that smile of his is a killer#Ice thinks he is subtle#he is not
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I don't have much about him yet
#bsd#bsd au#bungou stray birds au#cornix draws stuff#bsd sigma#people may be fooled that he is in casino just to look pretty#he is not#he runs that place and you better respect him
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Calling Jin Guangyao a twink is like calling cereal soup.
#I mean depending on your definition of 'twink'#I guess he technically is one#Young looking#Attractive#Gay or bi#But in spirit?#He is NOT#And I will die on this hill#Unless a well written fic says he is in which case I will make an exception
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I am legit sobbing over this images I AM NOT OKAY
When a ship takes over my life that even just seeing the actors together makes me feel so many things


Context: This are the live actions actors for Quan Yizhen and Yin Yu. The one with the hat in the first pic and glasses in the second one is Yin Yu’s actor (Wang Jia Yu), while the one being carried in the first and the one taking the pic in the second one is Quan Yizhen’s (Liu Zi Rui/Ray Liu)
The second pic is from Liu Zi Rui’s weibo while the first one is (from what I am assuming) a fan account for Liu Zi Rui.
Tbh, at this point I just want Eternal Faith to release just for the QuanYin crumbs. I am starving over here and just need some QuanYin content in my life.
I would also love it if any fan artists decide to draw these as QuanYin. Especially the first pic
#yeyarants#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mxtx tgcf#mxtx#mo xiang tong xiu#eternal faith#quanyin#quan yizhen#yin yu#Liu Zi Rui#Wang Jia Yu#only reason I want to watch Eternal Faith#jk jk but honestly?#please!🙏#just give me QuanYin I am begging on my knees for this#ugh i love them so much#I mean QuanYin#ok but the actors are cast really well#my opinion personally#I can’t believe they’re gonna call Wang Jia Yu plain#come on now#he is not#dude seeing the actors of my OTP being friends?? this is the equivalent of winning the lottery for me#omg I’m gonna be unhealthy about this
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...this scene went from zero to 'hey guys what the fuck are you doing' astoundingly rapidly
#and that's saying something considering this is already my bad answers only darlings#cub you were supposed to be the behaved one here-#he Is Not
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