#He did get stabbed using it anways

[starry-songs-canvas]

Tackled for a Loop

Sorry for the lack of prompt last week, but let me tell you, getting carpet replaced is a nightmare. Anyways, onto the prompt/blorb!

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Out of all the situations that Danny had imagined reuniting with his brother, he’d desperately hoped this one wasn’t it.

But, unfortunately, both of them must have scrimped out on luck when they were born.

Back to back, standing right next to a balcony over the Lazarus pits, and surrounded by dozens of murder-ninjas as dear ol’ Pah-paw fruit-loop is trying to convince them to come back to the murder-cult that had just kidnapped them.

They needed out, now.

”Cliche as it is, do you trust me Dami?”

He glances slightly and frowns at Danny.

Yeah, yeah, trusting your thought-dead-but-not-really-twin was kind of hard when you didn’t know if cloning was involved.

“Yeah, well, just don’t struggle.”

Danny then quickly football tackles (Thanks, Dash) Damian over the edge of the balcony and straight into the Lazarus pit, leaving only Gob-smacked ninjas behind.

[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

I seriously cannot with this woman.

You raised a fucking murderer. So what if you had a difficult delivery? Does this entitle her to kill people? Good for Gu Tingye, somebody should have stabbed her ages ago.

I just love how SHOCKED all these evildoers are that her privilege of rank didn't protect her. However, the only reason it did not protect her this time is because she overextended herself and went after someone of her own class, or arguably, even more powerful than her.

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LMFAOOOO

I can't believe she is refusing to get involved! Because what a perfect opportunity to strike at Gu Tingye!

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I love how their biggest grievance remains that they were not allowed to cover up her crimes this time around.

They are not even the least bit concerned about the fact that they raised a narcissistic psychopath who sowed countless misery for as long as she lived.

Anway, eat the rich, etc. etc. etc.

They don't see anyone but themselves as people.

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Heh.

So, she changed her mind. Predictable. She was never going to let such a juicy opportunity to cause trouble pass her by.

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LMAO, I am actually pleased these two fools made up.

Or did they? 🤔

There are still six more episodes and plenty of trouble ahead.

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OH MY GOD, I AM WEEPING 🤣🤣

SHE HAS A LITTLE SWORD AND EVERYTHING, ALL SET TO DEFEND HIM FROM THE BIG BAD GU TINGYE! 🤣🤣

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He remains such a goddamned idiot.

MY GUY, DO YOU WANT A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL MARRIAGE? DON'T JUST SIT THERE STARING AT HER! REASSURE YOUR WIFE THAT YOU ARE GLAD TO BE MARRIED TO HER NOW!!

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Well, clearly, not killing you was a mistake.

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Oh my fucking god.

She wants to take her baby?? The audacity!

But she will not refuse, will she?

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This poor baby.

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Oh, lady, you gave up your son for a promotion 🙄

Also, what great fortune? She took this child not because she loves him but because she can wield him as a weapon in the future.

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Wait, she's not going to be breastfeeding herself?

I mean, I know that nursemaids were a thing throughout history and that even Nanny Chang nursed Gu Tingye, but I'm still shocked a c-drama is going there so openly.

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OMG 🤣🤣

My love for Shitou knows no bounds 🖤🖤

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I am so exhausted with his nonsense 🙄

I realise that Minglan being jealous of Fengxian is supposed to be cute and character development or whatever, but I am beyond bored and annoyed by him and his made-up problems and forever pissed that he keeps bringing up Yuanruo to use against her.

Also, I may be letting my personal hang-ups cloud me here but I have literally dumped more than one guy for deliberately trying to make me jealous. Yes, I am a jealous person, yes, I have self-esteem issues, yes, my family of origin made me feel as unlovable as they possibly could and as a result, I am a people pleaser to a fault. I have so much anxiety and fear of abandonment. But no, I am not going to be contorting myself to prove that you should stay with me rather than someone else. Go fuck yourself. The moment you make me "fight" for you means I have already lost. I find it so demeaning. Go forth and chase your dreams with other women, who am I to stop you? Oh, you didn't mean it like that? Basically, you were just egging me on because you find my misery amusing and as a convenient way to boost your own ego? To manipulate me into doing things and behaving in a way that is detrimental to me but beneficial to you? How nice of you to fully go masks off at last! NOW DOUBLY GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Anyway, so many people love Gu Tingye and have told me I will surely love him too. But not only do I not love him, I don't even like him. The closer we get to the end of this show, the more repulsive I find him. In the beginning, I was still fighting so hard to give him the benefit of the doubt, but after that second Manniang debacle, I have fully given up. Plus, it has been hinted multiple times so far that he smells, so no thanks to that. If Minglan's happiness and well-being in this hellhole of a society didn't depend on his stinky ass being alive and well-off, I would not bat an eye at the Emperor beheading him.

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Wait, they brought her in from a BROTHEL?

Look, I seriously don't want to shame people doing sex work here, but there were no condoms, antibiotics or modern medicine of any kind that would in any way have prevented STDs during this time. If I had to live in this era, I would be disgusted to sleep with a man who frequented brothels and after having sex with the women there, came home to have sex with me.

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I keep hoping that the Emperor turning against Gu Tingye is some kind of a ploy because he is based on an IRL Emperor and China has strict rules against presenting such people in a negative light... but it seems more likely that he has simply become paranoid and lost his entire damn mind since coming to the throne.

Also, thinking back, Monarch Industry certainly portrayed the ruling royal family in the worst light imaginable, so clearly the rules are not that strict. But then again, those Emperors were not based on real people and actual historical facts (as far as I know). But there is also King's War, which absolutely dragged actual historical figures to filth, however, that drama is a bit older, so the censorship rules were probably more lax.

IDK. In any case, I'm not liking him (or any of this) much at this point.

[plan-d-to-i]

Love situations when someone ordinary is hurt and WWX is the one to help them. They continueslly berate, insult and say bad things about him and WWX just takes it all in with a kind smile, only interrupting them to ask if what he's doing is hurting them. They start feeling bad, 'isn't this that famed evil demonic cultivator? Shouldn't he be angry with me? Why hasn't he at least snapped at me yet?" And then they fall silent. WWX asks them if something is wrong and they begin to feel even worse for being a dick while he's just being nice. Long story short WWX gets a friend who sees the error of their ways and apologises

Thinking about it ... this sort of happens several times in the novel - with the wen remnants who are initially too afraid to approach him, with the juniors, but especially with Jin Ling. Who grew up on a diet of twisted information about WWX and hate :

Jin Ling continued, “My uncle grew up with him, my grandfather saw him as his own child, my grandmother wasn’t horrible to him either, but what did he do? He made Lotus Pier the lair of the Wen Sect, he wrecked the entire YunmengJiang Sect, he caused the deaths of both my parents and grandparents, and now my uncle is the only one left! He brought about his own death through the havoc he created and ended up leaving not even a whole corpse behind him! Just which part of the entire situation do you not understand? Just what excuses are you still making for him?!”

Which initially led to this:

Jin Ling slashed his sword and blocked their way again, asking, “You’re Wei Ying?!”

His expression was a in a disarray. There was anger, there was hatred, there was doubt, there was hesitation, there was distress. He shouted again, “You really are Wei Ying, Wei WuXian?”

Seeing how he looked, the pain in his voice infinitely greater than the hatred, Wei WuXian felt his heart shake. But only a few seconds needed to pass before the crowd behind him would catch up. He couldn’t pay attention to him any longer. Clenching his teeth, he could only try for the third time to go around him. All of a sudden, a coldness passed through his stomach. As he looked down, Jin Ling had already pulled the white blade—now red with blood—out of him.

and this moment of regret:

Suddenly, Wei WuXian felt someone approach. Turning around, he saw Jin Ling stand behind them, limbs frozen.

Lan WangJi immediately stood in front of Wei WuXian, while Lan SiZhui stood in front of Lan WangJi, speaking carefully, “Young Master Jin.”

Wei WuXian walked out from behind the two, “What are you doing? It’s like you’re making a human pyramid.”

Jin Ling’s face looked rather strange. His palms loosened and squeezed, squeezed and loosened. It was as though he wanted to say something, but couldn’t open his mouth. He could only use his eyes to look at the place on Wei WuXian’s stomach where he had stabbed him. Lan JingYi seemed deeply frightened, “Y-Y-You! You do not want to stab him again, do you?”

Jin Ling’s face froze. Lan SiZhui hurried, “JingYi!”

and then:

When he stopped, what he wore was no longer a white robe. It was a flag. A flag able to attract all dark creatures onto one single person—a spirit-attraction flag!

Wei WuXian stood alongside Lan WangJi as he waved at Lan SiZhui and the others. The juniors all surrounded them. Jin Ling wanted to go too, but was pressed back down by Jiang Cheng.

ofc he ends up running into the Demon Subdue cave Anway.

And chases after WWX after his clash with jiang cheng, not to mention that he remonstrates jc for his behavior ! :

Jin Ling stole a glance at Wei WuXian again. No dogs were with him, and Wei WuXian was finally able to get a hold of himself. He felt like he had a headache, “You kid… It’s so late. Why did you come here with your dog?”

But he didn’t know that after Lan WangJi, Wen Ning, and he departed from Lotus Pier, Jin Ling secretly went to find him. Realizing he was gone, he threw a tantrum at his uncle who ran madly around, making people unsheathe their swords. He criticized that Wei WuXian ran away all because of him, and Jiang Cheng slammed him on the ground right after. And so, Jin Ling decided that he might as well do everything, taking Fairy to trace Wei WuXian’s tracks.

And finally:

Jiang Cheng stood below a tall, straight tree within the Guanyin Temple. He glanced at him and spoke coldly, “Wipe your face.”

Jin Ling rubbed his eyes roughly, wiping his face before running back, “Where are they?”

Jiang Cheng, “Gone.”

Jin Ling exclaimed, “You let them go just like that?”

Jiang Cheng mocked, “Or else? Have them stay for dinner? Say thank you and sorry after the meal?”

Jin Ling began to simmer, pointing at him, “No wonder he wanted to go. It’s all because of that attitude of yours! Why are you so annoying, Uncle?!”

So yes. WWX is wonderful and anyone with half a mind who meets him can see that. Even Jin Ling, growing up hearing his whole young life that everything bad that had ever happened was WWX's fault, it only takes him a little while to understand that WWX was a good person and to defend him even to jiang cheng.

[bosspigeon]

You ever...y-you...you ever think abt Farkas’s

H a n d s

mmmmmmmzkosocoocoxococixic

When Farkas locks blades with what they assumed was a run-of-the-mill bandit ambushing travelers along the road, it is Ma’scha who recognizes the gleam of silver first. Perhaps Farkas would notice when it cut him and it burned, but Ma’scha is a thief, and has been since he stood high enough to reach strangers’ pockets. He knows the way precious metals shine, even when they are swinging at the head of a Nord with more courage than sense.

Ma’scha is not the sort to fight when he can solve most of his problems by being quick and quiet, but the way Farkas had wrapped his massive hand around the Khajiit’s scruff to all but throw him behind him and “keep him safe” rankles. He is not some unruly kitten to be tossed about at a whim, even if the Companion has been charged with looking after him.

So, naturally, it is spite that drives him (as it does in most things) to twist nimbly around Farkas’s side and strike like a snake at the would-be werewolf hunter. He slips his dagger into the place under his arm where breastplate joins to pauldron and leaves a convenient little gap for things like flexibility, and freedom of movement, and sharp blades seeking the muscles that lend their strength to the arm.

This is why Ma’scha does not wear bulky armor that would make him slow enough for his enemies to take advantage of his weak points, even if he were some big, musclebound Nord. As if he would ever want to be.

He smirks his satisfaction as the Silver Hand shouts, the agony of cut muscle weakening his hold on his silver sword enough that Farkas can break the stalemate. The arm drops, tucked close so that he can maintain his grip on his two-handed blade enough to clumsily parry the one hacking through his wavering defenses. Ma’scha spins around behind him and makes for the back of his knee as he is occupied with the enormous Nord battering at him as relentlessly as the tide batters the shore.

Another quick nip with the long, slim blade of his dagger, and the whole leg wobbles. The Silver Hand drops to one knee with a cry, desperately slashing out. He gets lucky, and his blade catches Farkas across the forearm, and the wound instantly begins to hiss and bubble. The stench of burning flesh stings Ma’scha’s nose, and Farkas staggers back, snarling like a wounded animal.

And while he is distracted, unfortunately, the monster hunter turns on the Khajiit responsible for what is soon to be his sure and inglorious death. Ma’scha is quick, but sometimes pure, animal survival instinct can trump even the fastest feet. The flat of the wildly swinging sword catches him across the temple and sends him to the ground with stars bursting behind his eyes. He feels more than he hears Farkas roar, his ears ringing, the sound rattling around in his chest the same as it did in the dusty Nord crypt they only just left behind.

He was trying not to think about it, seeing as he was stuck with the man (the werewolf) while cutting their way through a horde of long-dead Nords along with monster hunting zealots who didn’t seem to care that the scrawny Khajiit trailing cautiously behind the Companion clearly wasn’t a werewolf as well, he couldn’t exactly make the escape he has desperately wanted to since he watched the Nord rip his away through half a dozen men and mer as if they were made of paper.

They’d rested before the long trek back to Whiterun, bone-weary from the long slog through the crypt, and he’d considered slipping away while the Nord slept, but it seems those touched by the Hungry Cat’s influence do not sleep soundly, and he couldn’t be certain the Nord wouldn’t simply track him down and haul him back to Jorrvaskr by his ear, knowing the thief’s scent.

He comes back to himself with the stink of blood heavy in his lungs and his head throbbing, to see the damned Nord hunched over him where he lays in the grass by the roadside. His heavy brows lift when Ma’scha’s eyes flutter open enough to meet his. “You lived,” he says astutely, and Ma’scha scowls and tries to roll away from him, but his vision begins to swim the moment he shifts. He tries to swat at the hands that haul him upright, but his reflexes are not exactly his greatest allies in the moment. “Hold still, you,” Farkas scolds him, holding him still by cupping his face between his bare palms. Ma’scha grabs for his wrists, claws flicking out, but Farkas hardly flinches when they sink into his flesh. “You’re being very ungrateful, cat. I just saved your life.”

“This one’s life would not have been in danger if it weren’t for you,” Ma’scha spits, and much to his annoyance, the grip on his face holds him steady enough for his vision to begin to focus again, and to be able to wonder where the Nord’s bracers have vanished to. That bestial roar echoes helpfully in his head, and it begins pounding again in earnest. He squeezes his eyes closed and mutters a curse in Ta’agra, hackles rising with irritation. “He must have been following us since we left that stupid Nord hole in the ground, biding his time. Did you even realize he carried silver before it was stabbing you?”

He opens his eyes to see Farkas frowning at him, thunderous as the murky grey sky above them. His palms are calloused, catching at the fur on Ma’scha’s cheeks, his hands so obnoxiously massive his fingers curl around the top of his head to tickle his pinned-back ears. He thumbs at Ma’scha’s temple, the rough pad of it flaking away some of  the dried blood there. Ma’scha hisses at the sting, but he doesn’t pull away this time. “You’re tougher than you look,” the Nord says, apropos of nothing, and Ma’scha blinks at him. “Think you can stand up? I wasn’t kidding about not wanting to carry you all the way back to Jorrvaskr.”

Ma’scha scoffs and pushes him away once he can be certain doing so won’t leave him dizzy again, but Farkas “helps” him to his feet anway, sticking those enormous hands under his arms to lift him and set him on his feet so he can be certain the Khajiit can stand on his own. “Ma’scha is not a doll!” he snaps, but he tempers the volume so he doesn’t send himself spinning again. Farkas steps away from him and watches him stubbornly straighten himself up on wobbling legs, his head cocked curiously to one side. He uses the time it takes for Ma’scha to get his bearings to pull his bracers on and finish buckling his armor, wiping his sword on the trousers of the dead Silver Hand before sliding it into its scabbard and slinging it over his shoulders. Ma’scha eyes the ravaged corpse critically for a moment, its breastplate torn off and flung several feet away and its chest torn open. He ambles over alongside the Nord and kicks the limp arm by his foot. He makes eye contact with Farkas, watching him from under his heavy brows with his pale, sharp eyes that stand out starkly under the smeared black warpaint around them, and Ma’scha’s cheeks suddenly feel far too cold where the Nord’s big hands held them moments ago. He turns away so sharply he wobbles a bit, eyes struggling to focus as the world blurs before them, but he hides it well by crouching down to see if the dead man’s got any pockets for him to rifle through.

Farkas waits patiently for him to pocket whatever coin he manages to find, and then they set off on the road again in silence. If Farkas notices how often Ma’scha fussily smooths down the fur on his cheeks, he says nothing about it.

[teamsarawatshusband]

Word Of Honor - 1st watch insta thoughts - Episode 2

Here’s Episode 1

Okay, before I get started with the episode, thank you so much for your likes and kind words and explanations. Thanks @averageace​ for letting me know that ghosts aren't necessarily dead. And thanks @ pretty-much-obsessed for letting me know it's not xianxia but wuxia. K, no cultivators. Got it!

Oh, just for future reference: I love when you guys help me out in the comments with understanding stuff like this! As long as you don’t spoil the story, I'm super grateful for all the genre info and cultural insights <3

Anyway, here we go!

Episode 2:

Oooooh, it was smirky guy who stopped the whip. And everybody is watching. How embarrassing.

I kinda like purple girl. She's so feisty and sassy.

Ok, the kid wants to make friends with alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy. He's in town to buy pastries for his mom, that's so cute. I need a shorter name for alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy. Anyway, the kid gives him a bookmark like a key to where he lives. Alright.

So smirky guy really did recognize the fighting. Oh, Four Seasons Manor is a sect! Ok, ok. And that's their fighting style. Was smirky guy once a part of them? Still so mysterious.

The kids are singing about the 5 lakes. That seems to be important somehow.

K, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy wants to hitch a boat ride. And the old man looks like the old guy who got the 7 nails last time, but he's probably not, i'm just bad with faces again.

Yooo, does alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy have so much silver? Yeah, I wouldn't trust him either, old man. Oh, smirky guy intervenes. And now the old boatman wants to do the ride.

Whoaaa, nice scenery with the water and the blossoms and the music. I wanna go there.

So, now he's at mirror lake manor. Was that the kid's place? I forgot.

Wow, that boatman is really something, shouting out his insults as alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy is simply standing on the dock. Can't he be a bit nicer? LOOOOOL, yeah, so now he really dashed without paying, that's what you get for being rude.

But shame on tragic hero lord guy.You should always pay your debts. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Whoaaaaa, the blossom trees. I'm in love. Tragic hero lord guy flies over them in slo-mo.

And when it's not snowing, it's raining petals. Why is there a boat on dry land? Is that gonna be important?

Ooooh, fan fight! Must be smirky guy. Yusss! And now they're dancing.

Oh, and now smirky guy is being poetic. Dude, you sound like you’re crushing on him hard, man. Alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy isn't having any of it, lol.

There's two guys talking about war in the next scene. One of them is the dad and the other a son. Is that our kid from before? He seems older. I hate being bad with faces. Oh, he's not the kid. He's his older brother. And apparently there's one more brother even. I'm gonna get them all confused so much. Ugh

Tragic hero lord guy gets to stay in a woodshed. And likes it. I mean... whatever makes him happy, I guess.

Ooooh, back at the palace, I remember the helmets of the soldiers. And there's the guy who took tragic hero lord guy's job and... the other, like... boss guy. Maybe a king or an emperor. New at the job guy talks about... stuff. He's killed people. And seems proud of it. And now he's talking about a children's song. Oh wait, is that the song that alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy noticed earlier on? Oh, the song is connected to the glazed armor. Got it.

Ooooh, they sent a spy after tragic hero lord guy. So that's why he went into hiding.

Back in the woodshed, either the alcohol was bad, or tragic hero lord guy is having issues with the nails thing. His veins are moving and it looks disgusting tbh. And he's kinda... fuming. Literally. Looks like he's got a bad smell. And now he's... trying to meditate the smell away?

Oh, there's a fire outside.

Why?

Oh no, it's the red guys with the masks again. They're killing people.

Ooooh, tragic hero lord guy jumps into the fight, alright. OMG, I LOVE THAT TREE IN THE BACKGROUND!!! It's so pretty.

I want it.

Somebody is trying to sneak a kid out. Possibly our kid. Not sure. And the red guys are following them. Hmm.

Oh, a bird. Tragic hero lord guy calls it a sparrow and a spy from the window of heaven, which... okay, but it's definitely NOT a sparrow. Maybe it's just a not so good translation.

Aww man, and now my tree's on fire! :(((( Why can I never have nice things? :(

Now it's raining yellow paper thingies. They kinda look like those smiley potato chips thingies that you can get in the freezer section at the supermarket.

Oh, they're weapons from the red guys. And the guy who's trying to sneak the kid out... is that the boatman?

Oooh, tragic hero lord guy jumps in. If that WAS the boatman, then he's getting paid alright. Heh.

Ok, wth? Swords are not supposed to be that bendy. That does not look like a good sword. How are you gonna stab anybody with a wobbly, shaky weapon like that?

And smirky guy is sitting on the window sill watching the situation unfold like a supermodel waiting to be called onto the runway. Instead of... like... HELPING?! Wth?

And he's an alcoholic too? Hmm

K, that was a short stay, they're back on the boat

Eww, the red guys cut of somebody's arm. Wait, is that the dad from before? And the others are... the kid's brothers? Maybe? Oh, whoever they are, they're supposed to have the glazed armor, and the red masked guys want it. And they're gonna kill them all? That's brutal, man.

But if they ARE the kid’s brothers and they’re about to die, then at least I won’t get them confused, so there’s a plus side.

Anway, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy, the boatman and the kid are in some dusty place. And the boatman is savage as fuck. He wants his money, lol. I like him.

Oh no, so much information. I'm so bad at this. So the kid is supposed to hide at 5 lakes, but doesn't want to. And somebody saved somebody, I have no idea. I wanna know if alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy is gonna go meditate again, because it looks like he wants to.

And now the potato smileys are flying in again. Great. I'm never gonna unsee the potato thing now.

Anyway, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy who seriously NEEDS A NAME(!!!) is getting smelly again. And the kid wants to defend them all and instantly drops the sword. That does not look good.

So many red masked guys.

LOL, alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy needs 15 minutes. To smell better, maybe.

Wow, the old boatman is a good fighter, but he stands no chance. Are he and the kid really the ones supposed to fight, while tragic hero guy is being smelly and smirky guy is still chilling who knows where?

See the stinky fumes?

Whoa the kid is willing to sacrifice himself for alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy. Who is just as surprised as me. And if it weren't for somebody intervening, they'd both be dead. Who is it?

Yooooooooo, purple girl coming in to the rescue. Of course. Need a job well done, leave it to the woman.

Wow, she's so badass. And the kid and the boatman are helping too. Alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy went back to meditating.

:O There were two nuts!!! I saw them!!! Is nuts guy one of the red masked guys?

Oh, NOW alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy is starting to fight. Probably smelled the nuts and got into it.

LOL, wth? Now that he's done fighting, he faints? And THAT's when smirky guy shows up? To catch him? And alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy wakes up again instantly to fight.

Lololol, wth? Smirky guy is like "Heh, you cute, let me wrap your sword around us." ;)

Maybe the wobbly bendy sword is a flirting technique and actually does serve a purpose.

He has really long fingers too.

Just saying.

Aww, would have been a cute moment if the boatman weren't deadly hit. And now he's smelly too. Wait, do smelly fumes mean doomed to die?

Ohh, he's gonna make him adopt the kid, isn't he?

Alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy drops a name, and says he's Zhou Xu. Is that his real name? Feels like smirky guy would probably recognize him if he gave his real name. But also maybe not. I know nothing. And smirky guy is mysterious as fuck. But I’ll take the name,because it’s shorter than the one I gave him.

Boatman is still a bit rude, threatening to curse Zhou Xu’s ancestors if he doesn't take care of the kid. Aren't they cursed already? Anyway, boatman can't know that.

Ok, old boatman has died and the kid is adopted. Cool, cool.

Oh, some fighter guys in nicely pleated skirts... who are they? Are they the guards of the manor? Are they there to help the kid? Whoever they are, they came too late and they set off fireworks.

Ok, smirky guy introduces himself. Wen Ke Xing. Oh boy, I hope I can remember that name.

Why is the kid dizzy? Did he get hurt?

Now they're discussing about the bread and nobody's willing to eat first while the kid is empty handed and very clearly hungry as hell. I feel so bad for him.

Why does smirky guy come across so snobby? I wanna like him.

Wow, they finally give the kid some food and now HE's refusing to eat it as well.

Purple girl is the only person actually getting fed tonight.

I mean, she deserves it. She fought the hardest.

Oooooh, smirky Wen Ke Xing guy is onto Zhou Xu lord guy. First stares him up and down while he's resting (lusting much?) and then flat out asks if he's in disguise.

Oh and the kid IS hurt. And smirky Ke Xing is the only one to realize too. He's redeeming himself. A little.

Zhou Xu lord guy doesn't want him to touch the kid though. Why?

Oooh, they're dancing again.

LOL, purple girl gets it. I saw that smile. I bet she's a shipper. What is the ship name? KeXu? ZhouXing? I literally had to scroll up and reread the names. We should just call them smirklord.

Okay, end of episode.

What did I learn? Names were dropped.  Zhou Xu lord guy has adopted the kid. Smirky guy is called Wen Ke Xing. He comes across a bit shady and pretentious and also flirty. Very flirty. But Purple girl is cool, and she trusts him so he must be kinda cool too. Still don't know who they really are and what they want. Like any of them. So far, I like the kid and purple girl best. I hope they all travel together to bring the kid to... wherever he's supposed to go.

Goals for future episodes: Find out who nut guy is. Learn the freaking names reliably. Find out people's connections to each other.

[greendreamer]

Torchwood S2 Ep13 - Exit Wounds

Nice little recap here

How the hell did they all get in the car, at least one person would of having to go in the boot (also too many car door sounds)

Time Agency XD

♪ I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper ♪

“I want you to know that I love you.” “Funny way of showing it. “ They are so much like The Doctor and The Master

Well, John is one of two “Masters” to Jack’s “Doctor”

Oh, the first death of the episode

Nicely done you two

Ah the monster from Love & Monsters

Annnd Jack’s chained up

So, how strong are the flashbacks to TYTNW?

Also, I think John want a fuck or two with Jack chained up there

“Where's Gray? What have you done with my brother?”

I wonder how much of this was true and how much was a part of some sort script Gray made John say

“Go on then, stop me. I hope you can. Really” You can tell then that John doesn’t want to get through with this plan

welp, there goes Cardiff

But seriously why hasn’t this been mention since, after this would have been not only a big event but one with a lot of side effects

love how Gwen took charge, yet I feel that sometimes this could a flaw of hers. Taking charge when not needed or forgetting all the factors at the time

Oh, the dumbasses are in a field now

“Look at it. Go on. It's bonded to my skin. I can't get it off. Open it.” “Whoa.” “Ninth generation detonator.” “You're a walking bomb.” “Add to that a surveillance circuit, to monitor my every word and action, and he has me doing anything I'm told. Because if I don't, boom. “

This is the only clear moment that Gray knows how to fiddle with tech, but I like to think the rest of the bombs seem throughout this adventure he made

Here he comes...

Only took him nearly 15 minutes

GRAY!

I hate the fact that Gray calls Jack, well Jack. Like wouldn’t it more guilt-tripping, also to help to prove to Jack that he is Gray if Gray had called him nickname or his old name, back from their days on Boeshane

Dirt bastard

I love/hate how promising this reunion is, like the hug 😭 the music 😔

Annnd there’s the stabbing betrayal...

Nice death anway

“Get a shovel.” Okay, look at Gray at this moment, WHERE IS HIS BRANDING?!?

Look at Gwen go!

So how long did it take John to create the grave? Long enough for Jack to revive for sure. So what was happening in the meantime? I like to hope a chat between Jack and Gray (clearly not). So did Gray just keep killing Jack? I mean it would be a great way to work out how Jack works. You know, a few different deaths.

Gray your outfit is stupid.

You wearing a straight jacket, basically

what are those? Dirt socks?

Even your trousers look stupid, I mean you have fricking butt-strips!

The only redeeming bit of you is your theme music

Yet I still have a soft spot for you

This bitch is so salty. He has a right to

Let’s all great that event was no one's fault

And that Gray needs to get some help

“It's, er, sentimental value.” I really expect John to say something else after this, like “No that you would know anything about that” or something

Jack the fact you so okay with this, is a little bit worrying

Oh Thane is now in the Hub

Hi Gray, did you take nap because you’re looking better?

Also, does this mean Gray knows how to use a Vortex Mainplutaor? Well, it shouldn’t be that hard (annoyingly) since Martha was able to use Jack’s to get Earth

“it's just sex, sex, sex with you people.” You know, there’s two versions of that since, one from this episode and another from the series 2 trailer

I really wish we knew more about John and Gray’s story. Like how long did they know each other? What did they get up at that time?

See this is where my headcanon of John laughs when in pain comes from

Also gross

Little shit is at it again!

Also how long was Gray down there before he did this? Was he just checking the place out first? Making adjustments to his Vortex? 

I feel the fandom keeps forgetting that Gray (at-least) had a Vortex Manipulator

Also, he is so calm during all of this, like he doesn’t care about having a bunch of feral weevils around him

“King of the Weevils, remember?”

Why the hell is there a weevil coming out of Jack’s office?

Ianto at John. <3 I love it

Oh hi again Gray

I can’t example it but there’s something about the moment between Gwen and Gray, just that pause from Gray...

This whole Nuclear power station part is nonsense

THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU GRAY. YOU KEEP KILLING PEOPLE!

*adds gun to the list of things Gray is good with*

This bit between Gray and Tosh is probably Gray’s best bit

Also, the Hub’s computers shouldn’t be that easily disabled

“The battle's done.” What do you mean by this Thane?

“What's that?” It’s Jack calling you out on your shit

Gray has only two bits of personality backstory™ and confusion

Close up on the butt-strips...

“How did you survive?” How do you think dumbarse! Like did you forget that your brother was a) immortal and b) can heal from anything?

Also, this flashback is Jack telling Gray this or is it just us viewers who are finding this out

Too many Jacks...

“I prayed for death!” sorry, but that is a stupid line and I’m not sorry for laughing at it

Please can we acknowledge that both of boys were crying during this hug

Also, Jack just left Gray’s unconscious body in that corridor for a good few hours

heartbreaking that Tosh lied to Owen about her being okay

Hugs <3

Of course, Owen would go out kicking and screaming

Thanks to Owen’s resurrection this death is actually open-ended. Like we don’t what actually happened to. Like Owen could have gotten into the sewers to be a radioactive King of the Weevils.

Space Pig (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Evermore sadness for this episode 😥

Tosh’s death was unnecessary

Well, so long Gray. You’ll probably be going to die in the next episode. Shame really would have loved to see you again

So there are two different versions of what John did after this episode. You have Shrouded, where John ended setting shop in New Mexico, near a mini rift. Where he buys and sells alien junk. Or you have the other Torchwood comics where it looks like he goes back to where ever he was doing before finding Jack in Cardiff

This episode is basically an end to an era. Like there is no more monster of the week episodes, the team keeps on shirking after this. These first two seasons is what we think when we think Torchwood.

[bitter-sweet-farmgirl]

Tolkien Writing Prompts

This is just a compiled list of prompts I’ve collected from Pinterest and other random places, but really only work in Tolkien’s world.  I have other prompt lists that get more specific or more vague as well.  If you want to use one in a request to me, just use the following ‘Character Name and Prompt No. 35 from the Tolkien Prompt list’ for example + some details if you’d like.

There’s quite a bit on this list, so be wary….  I mean, it’s only like 110 prompts…  Also, I did not organize it.

Key:  

‘*’ Denotes something that could be used as dialogue.

[*] Denotes a swear word that I removed.

"But what is power?"  "Loyalty."

The girl wrote in the journal as fluidly as the fish swam in the sea, or birds rode the wind.  It was beautiful, how gracefully she crafted her spells.

Stab Options: Slowly raise their hand to the wound and/or pull out the weapon impaling them while everyone stares in horror before collapsing to the ground from shock and/or blood loss and being caught just in time by a friend/lover.

Hide the wound beneath a dark item of clothing in preparation for the dramatic reveal later where another character touches them and their hand comes away bloody or they overexert themselves and they stumble and wince but still try to insist that they're fine, even though they are clearly in pain and struggling to stay on their feet.  And as the other character peels back their jacket it becomes clear that they're badly hurt and have been for awhile.

Character A tilting Character B's chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight.  Character A delicately thumbs away the streak of blood by Character B's mouth, saying nothing as they examine it.  After a brief pause, Character B's heart skips a nervous beat as Character A looks them dead in the eyes.  Their voice is quiet and tense, their anger barely restrained.  "Who did this to you?"

"I will deny you death until you beg me for it."

As teenagers, a boy and a girl agree to marry if neither have by their [age] birthday.  Follow the boy as he attempts to sabotage every relationship the girl has till then.

"I loved the woman you were before.  Not this monster."

"I dare you to touch her again."

"By the gods!  You love her, don't you."

"Why am I always the one carrying you?"

"Is there a reason your knees are shaking and your hand is squeezing like there's no tomorrow?"

"You've got a little something... Right there...  No, there."

"And if I don't?"

"Make me."

"Can't you pretend to love me?  Just once?"

"Is that b-blood?"

"Kiss it and make it better."

"Stay by my side... Please."

"Come on, dance in the rain with me."

"Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on m-"

"You're not as evil as people think you are."  "No, I'm much worse."

He pulled against the ropes with all his might, but they wouldn't give.  "Don't bother," a voice said.  He looked up to discover a thin girl bound with the same rope.  Although it was dark, he could see her bruised eyes and wrists.  "I already tried."

"You think you have a choice, and that's sweet and all, but it's time you take the knife and do what you were made to do."

"You-you are-"  "Beautiful, a genius, immensely talented-" "Dangerous."

He was leaning against the wall trying to support his own bodyweight, and his gasps of

pain were like music to her ears.

"You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself?"  "Oops?"

Every person on the planet is born with a tattoo on each arm.  One matches your soulmate and one matches your worst enemy.  However, most people have no clue which is which.  You do, because they are both the same.

"I feel nothing for you.  Absolutely nothing!"  "Is that so?"  His tone was amused, which only irritated me more.  "Yep.  Nothing."  He took one step towards me with a smirk on his face.  I swallowed, refusing to back up.  He laughed at my discomfort.  "Relax, Princess, I am not going to jump on you."  That relieve me somewhat, until he added, "not until you ask me to anway."

"You have to go, you have to run away!"  "Run from who?"  "From me."

"Small fire!  I said to set a small fire!  This is not small!"

Two people, running away from a blind, arranged marriage, in which one is supposed to marry the other, meet on the road by coincidence and fall in love with each other.

*Not every prince is charming.

"What?  Do you think I enjoy this?  This infatuation of mine?  This horrible need to know you are okay?  To realize you can hurt me in a way no one for the past [amount of time] has been able to?"  "Well, stop it then!  If caring about me is such a nuisance to you, stop it!  It doesn't do much for either one of us."  "I CAN'T.  That's what kills me.  The fact that you can even ask that of me just shows how ignorant you are about the power you have over me."

Non-elves can't tell the difference between 2,000 year olds and 5,000 year olds.  There is a 2,000 year old elf in the tavern counting on this.

"No one has to know about us, I know this could ruin you."

"You broke me and now you expect me to follow you out onto the battlefield?  NO.  The answer is NO."

"You take me instead, do you hear me?  Give her back and take me instead."

"Wait, something doesn't feel right."

"Did you hear that?"

"Stay here and don't move.  I'll be right back."

"You told me you were okay!  You promised!"

"Why didn't you tell?!"

"How long have you been covering this?!"

"You've been trying to deal with this yourself?

"We could have prevented this!"

"If you didn't want to be a burden, you should have gotten it treated right!"

"You didn't think it was that bad?  Are you looking at it?!"

"You are not fine!"

"Do you want to know the hardest thing about having a soulmate?  It's not the separation in the beginning, not the endless nights lying awake, hoping and praying tha someone was made for you.  It's... It's the love.  It's too strong, and you can't fight it.  I've tried. Believe me, I've tried...  But I'm always going to love you.  And I need you to know that."

"You would risk the lives of millions for one person?  Why?"  "Because it's not just one

life...  It's yours."

"This might sound selfish, but I don't care about the world.  I only care about you."

"I still believe there is a good person in you."

"It was necessary."  

"Did you think I really cared about you?"

"This was my plan all along."

"There was no other way."

"How cute.  Struggle all you want, you won't be leaving this place."

"This is what you get from trusting me."

"It's too late to go back."

"I'm sorry this had to go down like this."

"That's right, I lied."

"It's all for a good cause."

"You were so stupid.  You should have known."

"Just so you know... I don't regret anything."

"Shame.  I kind of liked you."

"This is my responsibility."

"You will no longer love me if you see who I truly am."

"I'm a monster."  "No, you're not."

"You'd better put that knife down."

"But I did all of this for you..?"  "I didn't want you to kill anyone."

You press your ear against the wall, just in time to hear the scream.

He/She kissed his/her brow as the world around them burned.  "See you in the next life, my love."  He/She whispered.

"Is everything supposed to go dark?"

"You better not die on me."

"They got a lucky shot..."

"Next time don't call me over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!"

"You need to keep pressure on it."

When a character doesn't realize they've been shot or whatever and their hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they're just staring at it like WTF is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them.

 A character that knows they've been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

When a character doesn't realize they've been shot or whatever and their hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they're just staring at it like WTF is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them.

 A character that knows they've been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

"I loved you at your darkest."

 The fighter frowned when I stepped into the ring, his stance slackening a little as he took in the sight of me.  The roar of the crowd was deafening as they grew rowdy, waiting for the fight to start.  But he said, in a low growl of a voice, "I don't fight girls."  My lip curled as I replied, "too bad, because I fight boys."  And knocked his legs out from under him.

"Hand over the girl."  "Not going to happen."

"You go ahead, I'll hold them off for as long as I can."

A princess runs away because of an arranged marriage, befriends a gang of outlaws, falls in love with one of them, only to find out he's actually the prince she was supposed to marry, who also ran away.

"Where is he?"  "My Lady..."  "Answer me."

"Something strange happened here."

"Wait, when did I take off my clothes?"

"Fix her."  "No."  "Because you can't or you don't want to?"  "Because she'll break again.  And you'll be back here, on my doorstep, begging me once more to fix something that wasn't meant to be fixed."  "So you don't want to?"  The healer's eyes were cold.  "No."

First she realized she was pregnant, then she realized her baby would only be half-human.

The shackles grazed against her wrists as she changed position in an attempt to get comfortable.

You live in a world where your soulmate is unable to hurt you, intentionally or otherwise.  You are fighting in a war when one of the enemy's knives harmlessly glances off of you.

My head pounded as the toxin flood my veins, but when I looked at her, I could tell what it was doing to her was much worse.

"The world is ruthless, unforgiving.  I came to realize that long ago when my wife was stolen from me."  She lifted her hood to reveal her face.  "She wasn't stolen.  She left."

 "I"m the daughter of a King who forgot my name."

 "Go to him.  He waits for you."

*He became King because he wanted to marry you.

 One night, a dark King appeared and offered me his hand, his heart, and his Kingdom.

 Arranged marriage AU where I am the Prince/Princess who sneaked out to a tavern and while I was there I got into a fist fight with another patron.  Fast forward to the next day where I am meeting the person who has been engaged to me since birth and oh wow your eye looks horrible, what did I do.

 Your father is forcing you to marry someone you've never met.  The night before your wedding you tie your sheets together and make your escape through the window.  Halfway down, you make eye contact with someone doing the exact same thing a few windows over.

 Our siblings are in an arranged marriage and so we see each other at awkward social gatherings between our Kingdoms.

 We fell in love, so how do we convince our parents that an arranged marriage between us would be a politically good idea?

 *And mighty we became.

 In the heat of the moment, whether this is a fight, chase, or the characters are under gunfire; they escape and get to cover.  However all is not well when Character A turns to see Character B leaning heavily against a wall, clutching at their side.  Character B slowly looks up and shows a blood covered hand before saying, "so.  Slight problem," before collapsing onto the floor.

  Imagine your OTP getting ready for bed and Person A is sitting on the bed.  Person B tries to sneak up on them with a hug or a kiss, but Person A has quick reflexes and thinks they're being attacked.  So they accidentally hit Person B in the face and they fall back onto the bed.  Person A quickly realizes who it was then, and keeps saying sorry really fast and hugs them and kisses where it hurts.

 I knew I shouldn't watch, that she/he wouldn't want me to.  But the way the water slipped around her/his bare skin rooted me in place.  The moon shown down on us both, alighting her/him in beauty and me in sin.

[ruesteas]

Ghosting Ch.1

Also Posted On Fanfictio.net and AO3!

Lloyd isn’t sure what to do after his father is defeated, if he can even call the husk of the man that was the current incarnation of Garmadon his father. He’s only relieved to feel the constant thrum of green energy filling his lungs and speeding through his veins, they give him some form of assurance. 

Like an anchor keeping him tied to the present even though the events of the past few weeks are threatening to pull him back to being powerless, back to fighting his father, back to losing his family, back to her- oh. 

His mind had drifted away from Harumi during the chaos of the final few days of his father’s rule over Ninjago. 

Sure, he had watched her from across the city. 

 Watched her knees buckle as ash tangled her hair and debri trapped her in a grave of concrete. 

He hadn’t meant to look, he was clutching Skylor in his arms and should have run but his dumb chest hurts hearing her scream and he whips his head to face her. 

Her eyes meet his and he swears there’s some glimmer of acceptance in her eyes, a plea for forgiveness. 

He guesses that’s why he’s here now.

The sand of the desert clings to his skin as he drives across the dusty roads outside Ninjago city. The heat smothers him and Lloyd wishes he had brought a fan with him or maybe Nya-no he can’t do that. 

He can’t subject the other ninja to fixing his mistakes, they already got sent to another realm for him and Lloyd isn’t exactly sound with the fact that they had brushed nearly dying because of his recklessness as “nothing to worry about”. 

He wants people, no, he wants his family to stop treating him like he’s fragile and might shatter at any second. 

The combined realization that his first kiss stabbed him in the back, resurrected his father and then was crushed by a collapsing apartment complex hit him all at once and his bones felt hollowed out. 

Kai tried to cheer him up with sweets and comic books, but Snickers bars and Skittles can’t mend a broken heart.

Still, it’s not like he talks about Harumi anway, he only flinched when he heard Nya whisper to Zane that the commissioner's team had found her body in the wreckage. 

“The commissioner doesn’t know what to do” Nya says “ The emperor and empress were her legal guardians and she burned them alive.” 

“Why not lay her to rest at the city’s cemetery?” Zane questions. “Would that not be a common procedure within Ninjago City’s law?”

Nya shakes her head, eyes flickering to Lloyd for a second, she knows he’s eavesdropping and won’t have her baby brother have to deal with his lunatic ex anymore. Lowering her voice she hands Zane the morning newspaper and the Nindroid’s eyes widen. 

Lloyd doesn’t need to see the newspaper to know what the headline is, he’s seen the citizens of ninjago’s protests against the Palace of Secrets on patrols. 

Running across the same roofs he had walked with Harumi the night they met, he watched as masked citizens tattooed the building with expletives about the ex-princess. 

He could have stopped them, knocked the spray can out of their hands and enforced the law like a good vigilante ninja would.

 Instead he watches with a mix of emotions stirring in his brain, and decides that confronting them would mean having to face those emotions. 

Tomorrow's tea and all he’s still a kid and can barely understand what happened the past few weeks, let alone how he feels about them.

He tunes back into Nya and Zane’s conversation, trying to pick out what they're saying over the sound of Jay and Cole bickering over the remote.

“The commissioner doesn’t want to bury her in the city she destroyed and start another riot” she explains as Zane nods his head in agreement.

“Perhaps one of us should go speak with the morgue and cemetery, I can-” Zane is interrupted by Lloyd standing up and reaching for the keys to his bike. 

“Lloyd what are you-” Nya begins but is cut off by Lloyd’s frustrated growl.

“I’m gonna go deal with her, ok?” he bites out. 

He doesn’t mean for it to be so harsh, and the look Nya gives him confirms he’s stepped out of line, FSM she could quirk an eyebrow and incinerate someone will the death glare she produces. 

“Lloyd that is not a wise decision, you are still recovering” Zane urges and Nya nods her head in agreement.

“Guys I’m fine my arm is all healed up, see?” Lloyd bends his arm in a sweeping motion to prove it and Zane flashes a look of concern at Nya. 

“I did not mean physically Lloyd” the Nindroid clarifies, worry laced in each syllable.

Lloyd freezes at that, and somehow sinks even lower into the ground of his anxiety’s. 

Of course Zane is worried about him being crazy. 

He released the serpentine, failed to defeat the overlord, got possessed, failed to save master Wu and then failed to recognize Harumi’s obvious lies. He wouldn’t trust himself either. 

He ignores the other ninja's concern and decides it’s time to end this. Maybe if I lay her to rest I’ll finally get some closure he thinks before pushing hard on the gas pedal and driving through clouds of dust out towards the morgue. 

Time to end this.

[pokemonswshbutionlyplayedsword]

Okay, another knight aunidea: instead, magnolia is an elderly queen, Sonia as an adventurous princess, and Leon is a knight that is secretly in love with her. Sorry if this bugs ya

Once again, I’m not a big shipper of Leon and Sonia, so I don’t think this’ll be a thing in the actual au, but it’ll take a stab at it in this ask. By the way, no worries, it doesn’t bother me.

Magnolia was the queen, her daughter was killed in an accident that the kingdom doesn’t talk about, so Sonia is next in line for the throne. Of course, the age gap was so great that by the time Magnolia had to step down because of her age, Sonia wasn’t ready to be the next queen. Rose came in and took her place until she was ready. Leon, being the head knight, was appointed to protect her. This is quite possibly one of the hardest jobs in Galar.

-Sonia loves to go exploring. Leon’s armor is heavy and it gets hot pretty quickly, so he sometimes struggles to keep up.

-She sometimes sneaks out at night to go exploring. Leon is always with her for these. He promised not to tell anyone because it makes her happy.

-His main priority shifted over time. It turned into keeping her happy more than keeping her safe. Of course, he’s always there to protect her anyway.

-It’s unheard of for the princess to be in love with a knight. Even with Leon’s high rank, it’s basically a taboo. Why would she even be interested in a lowly knight when all these handsome and rich princes were showing up?

-Of course, Leon never once let it stop him from being close with her. She tells him everything. He knows things nobody else does, not even Magnolia.

-Sonia is not at all interested in any suitors that show up at the castle. They’re all airheads with no imagination. She’s never been more bored than when she was on a “date” with them.

-Leon once left a bouquet of flowers in her room with an anonymous note. It piqued Sonia’s interest, and she’s been looking for the sender ever since. She even sent Leon out once to try and find him.

-The other knights know Leon’s got a crush. They put so much effort into finding out who it is, but Leon refuses to give them any leads. He’s scared he’ll lose his position for it.

-Rose is suspicious, but he doesn’t have any leverage to do anything about it. Sonia threatens him with having him replaced if he tries to do anything funny.

-Once Sonia becomes queen, Leon is released from his duties, and her safety is put into the hands of designated guards that were put in place for the monarch. They spent their last night together in the gardens of Ballonlea. Leon finally told her who sent the flowers, and he confessed his feelings to her. Anyway, Sonia had the power to bend any rules she wanted, so she used that power to marry Leon. He’s now not only the king (Sonia has all political power though.) but he’s still the head knight. They’re the definition of a power couple.

Hope you liked these! I’m not sure how well I did, but I hope it’s acceptable. I’m really starting to like this knights au. I can’t believe I haven’t seen anything like it, I mean Galar is based on England.

Anyway, Leon x Sonia probably isn’t a thing in the au, but it’s fun to think about anway.

By the way, I spelled your name wrong in the tags in the last ask you sent. I fixed it, but so sorry.

[halfgclden]

character meme for cleo;;; brotp meme for: l/katie, l/keaton, chase/ellie, chase/lulu, parker/kerri, parker/faye, jordan/victoria, ime/fizz, cleo/fizz;;;; headcanons: ☆ for chase, ☮for parker/faye, ★ for ime

Cleo

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod: The Orion Experience - Cult of Dionysus, Chance The Rapper - Cocoa Butter Kisses, San Cisco - The Distance, ABBA - Voulez-Vous (fun fact: Cleo only has two tattoos that are pure text and one reads “VOULEZVOUS” and the other reads “ANGELEYES” because she Knows what’s up)

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to: it’d be in the woods or the strawberry fields, but this happens very rarely

the game they’d destroy everyone else at: she loves pool and loves making people think she seems bad at it so that she can bet them lol 

the emoticon they’d use most often: ok it’s between 💕 and the pleading face but that won’t show up on the computer so

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep: she gets pretty cranky lol. it’s like when she can’t choose an outfit normally she just figures something out but when she’s tired and can’t pick out an outfit she wants to cry and not get out of the shower until the water runs cold.

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.: she likes chai lattes or mulled wine, depending on the mood

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump: she likes to take baths but she can’t really do that at camp lol (which makes her extra sad), so she’ll do yoga, light some candles, and then play sad music over her headphone and pretend she’s in a music video as she stares out the window (bonus points if it’s raining and/or she’s on the bus)

what they wanted to be when they grew up: a writer, and then an architect (the second of which she’s actually got a degree in)

their favorite kind of weather: she likes it when it rains, but a warm rain, because it reminds her of home

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?): she’s got a pretty good voice that she doesn’t do anything with but sing along to the radio/her playlist (but also get her drunk enough and she’s way down for karaoke)

how/what they like to draw or doodle: she mostly draws plants and things of that nature (ha, get it?)

L/Katie

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: L and every single time she pretends she didn’t do it and then laughs her head off at her own joke

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: gonna ignore this bc ya

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: i can’t see either of them getting arrested but maybe katie because L went to a protest or something and got caught up in arrests???

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: katie seems like she’d give good advice. she was probably like “L what’s up with you and Blue n Rosie?? stop being a useless lesbian” so ya c:

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: i feel like katie does this and L just giggles

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: ummm they both seem like they’d be like “no, you take what you want” “no, no, i insist, take what you want” lol

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: L starts them and they both get tired rather than anyone winning

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: omf would either of them??? 

L/Keaton

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: see above lol, but she’d take them from Keaton less often and offer some of her own as well

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: ha neither they’re both like “EW”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: keaton is so tame but i can see some unfortunate thing happening that he got caught up in and he calls L all embarrassed bc he’s like “i don’t want rory to worry too much”

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: i think L is the one that gives more advice and comfort!!

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: L and keaton lets it slide because she’s a goober

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: lol L so that keaton can get the bottom bunk with his leg

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: they seem like they’d each throw a pillow and L would flop dramatically and give a death monologue 

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: neither?? idk

Chase/Ellie

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: chase always and ellie’s like “YOU HAVE UR OWN” and chase is like “YA BUT URS LOOK BETTER”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: look ik its always chase in jail but ellie has such a temper i feel like she’d be the one to be arrested lol 

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: umm chase gives comfort, not advice, and he also doesn’t date so i guess that answers that

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: lol chase?? he’d cheat by changing his card to say what he wanted it to with his powers

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: chase says give me top bunk or give me death

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: i feel like chase would start one jokingly and end up yelling “i surrender!!!” over and over again as all the siblings team up against him

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: omf definitely not chase. i feel like ellie WOULD tho and chase’s hair would turn bright pink 

Chase/Lulu

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: they each steal so many fries from each other that they might as well have eaten their own fries

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: it’d have to be lulu

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: ok it’d be lulu busting chase out but also the idea of lulu going to jail and then making friends w all the inmates is so funny to me lol

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: they seem like they both wouldn’t?? chase might be like “u have any crushes?? is it carly?? u should do an interpretive dance to her favourite song i bet she’d fall for u then”

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: lulu and chase is like “oh!! i can not see! i must be blind!”

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: i feel like they’d actually race each other for it lol. chase pulls her off as she’s going up the ladder, lulu oils it so he can’t get up, they both have to sleep on the floor

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: lulu starts them, chase is too good at them, but also i can see her and logan and carly all teaming up against him here too

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: gods why can i 100% see lulu saying this and chase being like “noooooo”

Parker/Kerri

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: parker and kerri is like “why didn’t you get two orders????” and he’s like “bc you got one that i could eat (:”

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: lmao parker and kerri’s like “get ouTTa here valentine”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: i can’t imagine why parker would go to jail but it would probably be kerri busting him out lol

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: hmmm kerri bc parker’s not good at advice oR comfort lmao

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: kerri only did this once when she realized how dumb the move was in chess and just took it back. parker didn’t even realize what her mistake was

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: parker would want the bottom bunk tbh

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: kerri and parker’s like “oh so thAt’s how it is???” and she gives up before it gets too intense

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: omf parker?? but only when he’s in a certain mood and then kerri’s like “you can’t sAy that”

Parker/Faye

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: parker tried once and got one warning. next time he’s getting stabbed

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: neither, faye just gags loudly

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: lmao parker and he’s like “tsk tsk” and she’s like “not another word”

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: lmao they don’t talk about this stuff with each other

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: um if parker tried this he Would get stabbed

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: faye calls dibs on whatever she wants that day and parker’s like “ugh” and argues for like five minutes just to argue and then lets her have whichever she wants

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: they don’t pillow fight anymore because every time they did it would get too serious lol

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: um this seems like more of a faye line but would she say this to jack ???

Jordan/Victoria

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: jordan doesn’t get food, he just steals victoria’s fries and then she’s like “vvvvvvv why didn’t you just sAy you wanted friES????”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: if jordan ever got caught, victoria. but also if victoria ever got caught doing something w cyrus i doubt she’d call jordan lol

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: umm they Don’t

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: they shamelessly cheat in other ways lol

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: jordan teleports there and sticks his tongue out and she’s like “well i wanted the bottom bunk ANWAY asshole”

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: jordan starts them and nobody wins them bc he runs away but vic counts that as him giving up so she wins lol

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: both of them are like “ew” but also vic would just to annoy him

Ime/Fizz

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: hmm fizz steals them and ime lets her

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: ime has to bust fizz out and fizz is like “don’t say it” and ime’s like “u shouldn’t have gotten caught” and fizz is like “i told u not to say it!!!” and then she’s like “ugh just don’t tell alec they’ll cry” and ime’s like “hmmmmmmm… ok”

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: lol ime gives advice and fizz is like “omfg did i ask??”

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: neither of them need to do this they just play and let their powers go wild

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: hmm fizz

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: umm ime starts fizz wins?

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: ime says this to caine and fizz is like “i’ll kill u”

Cleo/Fizz

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: ummm fizz but cleo would offer anyway

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: lol cleo would

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: cleo does nOt seem like the person who fizz would call but she’d come get her if she did

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: cleo’s like “ugH i like someone” and fizz is like “can u be a little quieter abt that please that’s gross”

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: they cheat in other ways thank u v much

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: ummm cleo will say she’s fine with either and then fizz chooses the one she wants and cleo sulks lol

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: cleo starts them by accident, fizz wins

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: fizz?? to make fun of cleo mostly

Chase

☆ - happy headcanon

chase will leave post it notes on his sibling’s doors/on the bathroom door/mirror to remind them to take their vitamins, grab their glasses on the way out the door, or pick up milk (and things like that). it started as a way to remind jesse that he should wear his glasses more but now caspar or ellie will also wake up with a little note on their door with a doodle that’s like “don’t forget an umbrella today! its supposed to rain!!

Parker/Faye

☮ - friendship headcanon

parker loves having a friend that he can be competitive with and also kind of be a total bitch with. he likes the fact that they banter and don’t talk about anything too serious

Ime

★ - sad headcanon

ime’s grandmother died only a few months after they arrived at camp. they were able to go home for the funeral, but they didn’t even know that she’d been sick and feel as though they never had a proper goodbye

[danyka-fendyr]

As the Raven Flies: Part 5

Here it is. Chapter 5, as promised. It’s not super long, but it’s a little longer than normal at least. I’m working on longer chapters but also I’m lazy so what I’m saying here is that I’m the worst. Anway, I hope you guys like this one!

Taglist:@dreamwritesimagines @rhabakoli @disengagefrmreality @superwolfchild-fan

Wordcount: 3210

“Moving in with Karen was quite possibly a terrible mistake.”

“You know something?” Vivien asked.

“Hmm?” Karen turned slightly, strawberry blonde hair cascading down her shoulder.

“I think you’re trying to kill me,” Vivien said seriously.

“Vivien! It’s just a smoothie!”

Vivien sat back in her chair at the kitchen counter. “This? This is not a smoothie. This is all vegetables, K!”

“You know, most people might look on the bright side on their late start day. Nothing can bring you down! You know, that sort of thing.”

“That’s what I think on the weekends when I go to bed. Nothing can go wrong when you’re asleep.”

Karen sighed, leaning her hip up against the counter. “Okay. So we can work on it.”

“Honestly, you’re better than my actual therapist.”

“Whom you need to go see. Today,” Karen reminded her.

“Yeah, yeah. Don’t you have a story to write?”

“I do. It’s about bad little girls who get suspended from school because they missed the bus.”

“Well, good luck finding one of those,” Vivien said, standing up and slinging her backpack over her shoulder.

“Thanks.” The sarcasm was tangible.

“Thank you for breakfast Karen. It wasn’t as gross as the green juice I tried to drink last week when I thought I should eat something healthy. Bye!” Vivien ran out the door since Karen was indeed right about her being late, again.

“You can’t eat juice!” Karen called after her.

Know it all.

Vivien just barely caught the bus, breathlessly slumping down in the nearest seat. Fortunately, it was empty, just the way she liked it. Unfortunately, by the next stop, it was not so empty.

“Hello, Hunter.”

“Oh good, You’re in a good mood. I was afraid you might be dull or cranky this morning.”

“It’s been three days since this friendship started. I wouldn’t test me just yet. Sarcasm is my thing.”

“Apologies, my lady.” He mockingly bowed.

“You’re on thin ice, Hunter. Thin fricking ice.”

“I love it when you talk memes to me.”

She only gave him an icy glare.

“Alright, what’s bothering you this morning?”

“I stayed up too late last night and now I’m both tired and cranky.”

He stared. “Then why don’t you sleep?”

“We have school.”

“Not right now. Just take a nap. I’ll wake you up.”

Vivien squinted skeptically.

“I promise.”

She sighed. “I’m no good at napping.”

“What? What does that even mean?”

“It means I’m no good at napping.”

“How can you be bad at napping? It’s not like...a talent, or a skill.”

“I have to have complete darkness to sleep,” she explained.

“Like...complete? Not even a little light?”

“I mean, a little is okay. Like, the smoke alarm light. Or if there’s a light on outside my room shining through under the door. That kind of interferes with my sleeping, but not enough to keep me awake for long.”

“Interesting.” He nodded, body turned to face her.

“Annoying,” she corrected.

“Here.” He pulled off his jacket, handing it to her. “Just put this over your head. It will be like the sun isn’t even shining.”

“It isn’t. It’s raining James.”

“You know what I mean. It will block out what limited light we get in this lovely little corner of the worst place in the world.”

“You forgot about Detroit.”

“You’re right. How obtuse of me.”

She smiled a little, shaking her head at him. “You’re the worst.”

“Just go to sleep.” He balled up the jacket, throwing it at her.

Vivien unrolled it, pulling it over her head and leaning up against the back of the seat. She took a deep breath, closing her eyes. It smelled like his cologne, spicy and warm. It was soothing, not too strong and not too soft.

Before she knew it, she really was asleep. She never thought she would be very good at napping, but James’ jacket was surprisingly comfortable and kept it just dark enough for her to be able to slip away into her dreams or lack thereof.

When she woke up, it was to a light shaking of her shoulder. It took her a moment to gather her wits, eyes slowly prying themselves open and squinting against the light. The sun had found its way into her eyes, the jacket having slipped down around her shoulders. At some point, her head had also slipped, landing on James’ shoulder, where she had unconsciously snuggled into him.

“Hey there, sunshine. Time to wake up,” he said softly.

“No.” She whined, sitting up slowly.

“Yes. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we have arrived.”

“I don’t want to learn today.”

“Do you ever want to learn?”

“Yes. Did you know that when you’re stabbed the best idea is for you to actually not pull the knife out? It acts as a stopper to keep the blood in. Also, if you pulled it out you could end up scraping major organs and further hurting yourself.”

“How..?” He trailed off.

“A very excellent English teacher of mine. She taught us all kinds of fun stuff, and she used to go on these incredible tangents about her own personal life as examples of how to tell a story. She was absolutely wild. I was never sure if she was telling the truth or if she was just making up a new story.” Vivien smiled.

“I’ll admit it. That sounds awesome.”

“Yep. And we’re going to be late. Can’t have you ruining that shiny reputation of yours.” Vivien grabbed her backpack again, getting up with James to head off the bus.

“Reputation? What reputation?” He grinned at her.

“You have one. Trust me.” She hopped down off the bus.

“What? You have to tell me!”

“Maybe later, gotta go!” 

She ran off before he could say anything else, racing to make her World History class. Vivien listened intently, watching the story of those who came before her unfold itself slowly. Even if the narrator was perhaps not the most talented, the story itself was undeniably interesting. There was just something so fascinating to her about how completely different the world had been even just a year ago. The way people were always bending, always changing. It was like nothing else.

History ended too soon, fading away into what was easily her least favorite subject. Math was cold and hard and confusing. It had no personality, no life to it. It was completely empty to her. Maybe some people found meaning in the numbers, but to her, it was all cynical and calculating. She couldn’t understand it at all.

Also, it was hard to concentrate because she had a crick in her neck. Damn it, James.

Eventually, she got the small mercy of being able to head off to lunch. She said small mercy because she had the same lunch period as James, meaning she wouldn’t get a moment of peace for herself. There was still food though, so that was nice.

Karen had packed her a lunch today, and she wondered if that was going to become a regular thing. It was peanut butter and jelly, cut diagonally in a nice, clean slice. Was it a little juvenile? Yes. But Vivien had to admit that she sort of liked it. It made her nostalgic in an odd way, considering she hadn’t really eaten peanut butter and jelly as a kid and so didn’t really have any reason to be nostalgic. She wasn’t complaining though.

She bit into it, humming slightly at the taste. There was nothing quite like peanut butter. Unquestionably one of the best foods in the world.

She ate slowly, unable to bring herself to speed up the process so that she could eat before James arrived and tried to talk her ear off.

“Peanut butter and jelly.” She heard him before she saw him. “Nice. A classic.”

He sat down across from her, unpacking his own turkey sandwich.

“Yeah. I guess.” She shrugged.

“There’s just something about the classics, you know? It’s like, Pretty Woman reasonably should not be that much better than any given modern movie, but it is purely because...it’s a classic. It’s like wine that gets better as it ages. It’s such a weird social phenomenon. I wonder if there’s a scientific explanation for that. Like, why do we think things that are older are better?”

“Exactly! Maybe it’s because we’re socialized to respect our elders, and so we assume older things are better?” Vivien pondered, taking a sip of her juice.

“Yeah, maybe. I feel like that’s not it though. Too logical.”

She laughed. “Yeah, pretty much. If it makes sense, it’s probably not the answer.”

“Psych 101.” He gave her finger guns from where he sat across from her.

“Seriously though? Most of what you learn in psychology is that your brain is dumb as a rock. I mean, for real. Ockham’s Razor. The simplest answer is the answer. No questions asked.”

“That sort of explains how humanity is so dumb at least.”

“Untrue. There are smart humans.”

“Maybe they just beat the system,” he suggested.

“Maybe.” She shrugged.

He laughed, shaking his head as he finished off his sandwich. “Damn, Vivien. It’s going to be hard being friends with you. You’re too clever for me.”

Her smile faltered, and she picked the crust off her sandwich. She was going to eat it, but only the top part. The rest of it was gross and unnecessary and an affront to humanity when it wasn’t toasted.

“What?” He frowned, seeing the look on her face.

“Nothing.” She smiled stiffly.

“Okay, something is wrong, and you’re not telling me.” He leaned forward, putting his elbows on the table. “Knowing me, it’s probably something I said. So, are you going to tell me?”

“It’s nothing. Really.”

“Careful. Your pants are going to catch on fire.”

“I’m willing to take that risk.” She smirked, unashamedly arrogant.

“Pretty please with me buying you ice cream on top?”

“You’re going to buy me ice cream?” She raised an eyebrow.

“If you tell me why you’re upset.”

She sighed. “You drive a hard bargain, Hunter. If you must know, most people find it difficult to be friends with me because I’m too clever. Or whatever nonsense. People just...find me difficult. Which you probably will eventually.” She cleared her throat. “Which will probably be to my benefit, since you’re insufferable.”

“Well then I guess that makes us a good match. We’re both insufferable, which means we’re probably the only people who can stand each other. Nice try, but you’re not getting rid of me that easily. Now, what’s your last class of the day?”

Naturally, James won the ensuing fight about whether or not he should actually buy her ice cream. He really was the worst. Her irritation towards him only increased when he was waiting for her outside of therapy. “Did you have to-”

“James!” Mrs. Brannigan smiled. “So good to see you. How can I help you?”

“I’m just here to pick up Vivien, Mrs. Brannigan.”

“You didn’t tell me you’d made a friend,” Mrs. Brannigan said, turning to face her.

“It didn’t seem relevant,” Vivien grumbled, crossing her arms over her chest.

“The thing I’ve been bugging you about for months didn’t seem like something you should tell me about?” Her annoyance was palpable.

“We really have to go, Mrs. Brannigan. We’ll see you later though!” James gave her a smile, trying to charm the woman, no doubt.

“Alright. Well, I’ll see you soon Vivien.”

Vivien was already speed-walking away, only offering a wave over her shoulder. James was jogging to keep up with her, nearly out of breath. 

“What part of, ‘you can meet me by the gym,’ didn’t you understand?”

“The entire reason you agreed to be friends with me is so that Mrs. Brannigan would get off your back. Now, she’ll get off your back.”

“Knowing her, she probably won’t, but thank you for the effort I suppose.”

James opened the door, and she thanked him quietly, eager to get out of there.

“So where are we going, oh knight in shining armor?”

“O'Connell's. Best ice cream in town.”

“That’s the most accurate thing you’ve said all day.”

“Not true,” he said, heading out into the parking lot. “I gave a great presentation in English Lit. You just weren’t there to hear it.”

“Well, my apologies. I thought you took the bus this morning?”

“I did. Because I left my car in the parking lot yesterday. I don’t usually drive into school, but I missed first period yesterday and then forgot that I drove here after.”

“Absent-minded much?”

He unlocked his car, the clicking noise guiding her eyes to the white 4-door about 5 cars away from them.

“You have no idea. I would forget my own head if it wasn’t attached to my shoulders.”

They got in the car, bantering with each other on the drive to O’Connell’s.

“Mint chocolate chip is way better than generic chocolate.”

“Not true!” He argued, opening her door for her. “Chocolate is the ultimate flavor. The OG. There is no questioning the greatness of chocolate.”

“Listen, chocolate fudge? Chocolate with brownie bits? Chocolate with candy? All superior to mint chocolate chip. But regular chocolate? No way. There’s just no way.”

“Blasphemy.” The bell over the door jingled as they headed into the little ice cream parlor.

“I’ll have your best flavor, mint chocolate chip,” Vivien said when it was their turn to order, giving James a pointed look.

“I’ll have chocolate because it’s way better than mint chocolate chip.” He didn’t break eye contact with her, and she squinted as they had a stare-off.

She caught the smirk of the cashier as James reached over her shoulder to pay. “I can pay for my own.”

“You probably can. But we had a deal.”

She frowned. “I was conned.”

“You were conned into me buying you ice cream?”

“Yes. I’m buying you a candy bar tomorrow to make up for it.”

“You have a problem. Do you know that?” He headed over to one of the high stools by the counter, Vivien hot on his tail.

“So I’ve been told.” The bitterness seeped through her words as she took a seat next to him, taking a bite of her ice cream and licking the spoon.

“That’s not what I meant.” He spoke quietly, spinning the pink bar stool back and forth slightly with his feet.

“I know.”

The counter was a very fascinating shade of lime green. Gosh, she’d forgotten how completely ugly this place was. She loved it.

“I didn’t mean to imply that there’s anything wrong with you. I just meant…”

“Really, Hunter. Don’t worry about it. In both senses, you would have been correct, so no hard feelings.”

“I’m a jerk.”

“True, but unrelated to the current conversation. Now shut your pretty mouth and eat your boring chocolate ice cream.”

“It’s not boring!”

She giggled, eyes growing wide with panic as she caught the scheming look in his eyes. She realized too late though, and then he was tickling her.

“Stop! Stop this is torture!”

She was crying, laughing so hard she didn’t hear the ring of the doorbell again. The last thing on her mind was the tall man in all black ordering strawberry ice cream at the counter, so when he came to sit down next to them she didn’t think much of it. Or at least, not until he said her name.

“Hello, Vivien.”

James stopped tickling her, and she looked up in surprise. His baseball cap was sitting on the table, and he was watching her, looking faintly amused.

“Frank? Is that you?”

He just grunted in response, which she took as a yes.

“What are you doing in town?”

The slight blush and the shifty eyes told her pretty much everything she needed to know.

“Here to see Karen, huh?” She grinned.

“We have some business we need to discuss.”

“Uh huh. Sure. Would that business involve you guys practicing your mouth to mouth skills? CPR is important to know.”

Frank gave her a look.

“All I’m saying is that Karen still hasn’t stopped talking about your last visit.”

He seemed pleased by that, while James looked a little confused.

“Hi. I’m James,” he said, taking it upon himself to do introductions.

“Frank. Frank Castiglione. You a friend of Vivien’s?” Frank looked skeptical, at best.

“Yes, sir.”

“James, this is Karen’s boyfriend Frank. Don’t mind him. He looks cranky but really he’s a marshmallow.”

James smirked a little, eyes dancing with the laughter she was starting to become familiar with.

“I’m not Karen’s boyfriend. She’s just a friend,” Frank spoke up.

Vivien ignored him. “Anway, they probably have a date tonight or something.”

“It’s not a date. It’s just a casual dinner. You’re invited too. I’m surprised Karen didn’t tell you.”

“Wait wait wait-you’re having dinner at our house?” Vivien said. “Karen didn’t tell me!”

Frank got a strange look on his face, and Vivien quickly decided that she really, really didn’t like it. It was his thinking face and not a thinking face that meant anything good for her. Eventually, it turned into a smirk, and Vivien liked that even less.

“James, right? You should come too. I didn’t know Vivien had friends.”

“I don’t think-”

“I’d be honored. Thank you for the invite, Mr. Castiglione.”

“James, are you sure you want to-”

“Don’t worry Viv. My parents are always trying to get me to get out more anyway.”

He had a knowing grin on his face like he knew he was pushing her. He had a knack for always knowing exactly how far to push her, and she didn’t like it. She preferred to stay in her comfort zone, even if it made her a social fossil.

“I guess I’ve been outvoted.”

“I’m supposed to be good for you, Vivien. Good for you doesn’t mean letting you make bad choices. Like choosing mint chocolate chip over chocolate.”

“You’re the worst.”

“Perhaps.”

“Are you two done yet?” Frank stood up, putting his baseball cap back on and pulling the hood of his jacket up.

“Yeah, yeah. We’re coming. Did you drive here?” Vivien asked.

“Yep. I’m the black Acura.”

“I hope you know that I don’t know what that means.”

“It’s that one, right over there,” James said, pointing over her shoulder.

“Yep. Kid’s right. You guys can follow behind me.” Frank did a crappy job of showing it, but if you squinted you could tell he was impressed by the kid’s car knowledge.

They headed out, Frank holding the door for both of them. She buckled up in the passenger seat of James’ car, leaning back and closing her eyes while he turned on the radio to some generic pop station. In the back of her mind, she wondered if this was what he always listened to, or if he was just playing it in the hopes that she would like it, or at least not hate it. In the foreground though, she was thinking about how she was going to turn Frank Castle in to the police. 

There was no way this was going to go well for her. An awkward dinner party. Why did it always have to be an awkward dinner party?

[teenwolfhot]

Scott McCall imagines part 4

Inspired by ariana grande " break up with your girlfriend...bored "

You and theo were trapped completely surrounded by these people until

This shit always happens to me (Yeah)

Why can't we just play for keeps? (Mmm-mmm)

Practically on my knees  "

The lyrics of the song was loud theo sighed and looked at you while " i can hear a faint heartbeat sister " the voice said " nevermind Elijah we have to go nik will have our heads with we meddle " as the footsteps were suddenly disappearing

Theo grabbed you " go ahead and maybe get us killed " you nodded still in shock " who was that ?" Theo couldnt scent them out " i dont know whoever they are definitely aren't from here that's for sure "

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Ever since you were little girl a slight obsession with a certain boy and well it started since that very summer day back in kindergarten

" thats my doll give it back " a tall girl with pigtails wrapped in red ribbons snatched your favourite doll away from you " well its mine now ...hahahaha " the girl stuck her tongue out while another kids watched afar was scott meeting his long term best friend stiles

He wasn't listening to the young boy in front of him as he saw you got pushed he immediately ran over " stop .... give back the doll " you looked up to see a boy in front of you wearing blue and white stripe polo shirt and a dirty jeans with converse on " why she your girlfriend... nananananan " scott pushed the little girl " shes my firend " snatched the doll away from the girl and turned to you " here i think this is yours " he smiled while handing it to you somhow your knee got scraped " here... for ummm... your knee "he pointed

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Lydia was unable to read kira " soo what's up with you and scott lately... i want the juice " looking puzzled at the girl " lately his been well ummm his been avoiding me recently... i try to help but .... " she looked malia

" why do i get the feeling something happens between you two " pointing to malia and kira " we discuss some .... well ... scott ..... ummmmm isaac ..... uhhhh " kira didnt feel like talking about the situation about isaac and malia even scott its like a plague

" malia ???" The girl simply zoned out unfortunately " it will eventually come out im telling you

Hearing liam and stiles argue about the jeep and the adjustments liam made to the jeep

" i said you can have the jeep not redesigned it " lydia walking towards the two boys " well its my jeep ... you gave it to me .... well i simplify the jeep to my liking " liam looked at stiles and all the boy did was sigh " is okay I've got a new car or jeep " stiles said with dignity

" yes stiles we all know the FBI gave you a Land Rover " lydia rolling her eyes when suddenly theo's car pulled into the McCall drive way "we all need to talk " rushing out of the car

As you step out of the car you never been to McCall house before this is your first time " i should... probably. I'll wait in the car " as you headed back isaac grabbed you by the arm and dragging you inside

" whats the problem raeken couldn't it wait till tomorrow?" Stiles squinting his eyes " well no ... me and (y/n) were at the library earlier and well .... three people broke into the school and they were searching for something " scott looked at theo " i don't think is supernatural related theo " scott said quietly while everyone else got it " well .... i can smell them and they aren't from here scott ... especially at a time like this ... what are they thief I'm sure parrish is on patrol ..." which made everyone think

" well of theo is right what do they want ?" Lydia looking at you" are you okay (y/n)?" Just then stiles smacked the back of theo's head " you brought her .... her seriously " looking at you "isaac dragges me in i wanted to wait in the car .... anways I'm intruding i should go .... either way we dont hang out anyways... " smiling at each of them before leaving

As you were making your way to the door " hey ... about stiles ... is going to be fine ... we should hang... " the strawberry blond smiled " im lydia martin ... im ..." you intrude " i know my teacher talks highly of you " you said to her " thanks well I'll lead you out then

Isaac felt the need to follow after you " wait "(y/n) .... (y/n) " isaac walking up to you before lydia walks back in "im sorry ... i thought you .... " you rolled your eyes " really lahey thats how you want to play out ... the I'm sorry to drag you into something you shouldn't be there for .... i know we're friends but i don't think.... they like me .... martin sure made some.... kind of gesture or something to get me involved "

" you know what lahey ... stop ... just stop caring.... yes I'm a little bit insecure and sensitive but at least i don't draw attention to myself ... so save me the pleasure of acting like i belong in your group "

Walking away

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Meanwhile " i supposed you know who i am then ?" Chris was hanging like an X arms being held down with cuffs while spikes on this inside the cuff diggs in " slowly your bleeding " the voice simple said " now ... do you know us ... do you know what we are ?" The strange man asked again this time digging into argent chest and blood soaking through the black shirt " yes ..... yes .... yes ... i ... i ... DO !!!"

the man removed he hand from argent chest " well thats great news ..... so where are the rest of your groupies " the man looked deep into argents eyes " i said i know what you are .... i definitely can't be compelled " Chris laughing

" well i just have to ...... bleed you some more then .... until you're able to be compelled Chris "

The blond walked through the door and ran to chris " you lied ... hunter you lied ..." as the blond reached into chris chest he started to have a short breath " i can hear your heart beating fast " sister... sister ... sister ... toture should be fun.... " another young fellow with a metal baseball bat at hand and wacked it on the side of argent chest " did i hear ribs being broken " the young man laughed

" all of you are interrupting my interrogation.... really so much blood " as the blond release her hand away from his chest heavily breathing " blood of hunter " dragging her fingers over his arms that are in blood " i wouldn't taste his blood ... his on vervain "

As the blond wiped it off " we just have to continue till you talk then "

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5 days after the event

Walking to school you've been avoiding every single one of isaac friends like a plague " sooo.... you're alive " it was isaac looking at you and smiling you pushed passed him " why do you care suddenly... lahey its not like you care in the first place anyways "

Continuing walking while lydia and malia catched up to the curly boy " soo anything... nope ... she wouldnt talk .... it seems she closed herself up again" lydia started to smirk " what if ... scott ... im mean scott could get her to talk right ?" Isaac was sceptical about this

" well yeah but they've had brief conversations but not a full one ... im telling you its a bad idea "

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Taking out your biology books and writing down the extra writing on the board scott took tbe opportunity to seat next to you " hey " you didnt pay attention to him kept writing down the notes till " oh man ... i forgot my biology books ..... i swear " you turned into your bag " here this is yours ... ms martin gave it to me to give to you ... i was gonna give it to you somehow but " yours and his hand slightly touched as he grabbed the book

" thanks ... " smiling

You were happy that you managed to give the item back to him but still you wanted to know everything... especially his relationship with malia and kira

You didnt like kira you had no problem with malia is that asian girl you didnt like .. she somehow inserted herself into scotts life without even knowing him

You were furious when you found out that scott was dating her , it was a stab in the heart one way or another your going to make scott McCall yours

Thinking of ways to be in his life you didn't realise that the teacher was calling you " (l/n)...(l/n).... (y/n)" you paused and heard your name being called

" im sorry miss (y/t/n) i was elsewhere... i do apologise " the teacher rolled her eyes "what i meant was ms martin would like to see you " she gave you an orange slip for you to leave class " right now ?" Yhe teacher stop in her tracks "yes right now .. unless you want to stop her orders or you willing to tell the principal why you aren't obeying one of " you shake your head " I'll go " picking your stuff up you rushed out

Thinking why would ms martin see you now what possibilities could she be thinking pulling you away from class especially AP BIOLOGY

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Seeing two people in ms martins office you sighed and opened the door " ms martin you wanted to see me ?" The much older strawberry blond woman smiled " yes i do ... actually i wanted to discuss your career future college " as she points to a chair " i hope you don't mind I've took the pleasure of asking your parents to come by too "

As you took a seat next to your parents " well we 100% be involved in whatever our daughter decisions today " as ms martin smiled and sitting behind her desk

" mr and mrs (l/n) your daughter records are outstanding she will be graduating with honours " ms martin smiled while your parents looked like their on cloud nine " we are very pleased to hear " your mother said with joy in her voice " i must say (y/n) since you've not give in your final recommendation on the career path we will have to submit it today " your parents were shocked " very well "

"( y/n) what is your career goals " ms martin looking at you "- ummmm uhhhhh ummmm ..... biology.... i want to do something with biology " you started to gain confidence " biology is your main career point ?" Ms Martin writing it down "yes it is im very passionate about biology and i would like to study furthermore into the subject if i can ... im also looking into go apprentice in a laboratory on biology something like genetic or microbiology " you said while looking at her

Your parents were surpised you wanted to go that way becuase generally you talked about veterinary and medicine about the well being of animals this is sort of different types of research

" very well... i see you've made your research I'm pleased on that "ms martin smiled

" also theres three apprenticeships round the areas including here at school and some at local biology department in the science community " pausing " the only i like is not in this town but in mystic falls " your mother gasped

" well you certainly did your research on this subject then .... i will see to it your application form has been sent to all of these locations... in the meantime please keep your grades to these standards "

Walking out of the offcie the whole interview along with your parents exhausted you completely " so ... what did lydia mum want ?" Isaac putting his arms round your neck my career choice " removing isaac arm " plus i think i might have a chance of leaving this place lahey "

[devindylan]

Context pt 2.:

(written at 6am)

After I called my adoptive mom and she said what she said I threw a bit of a fit and started sobbing and crying... Wait those r the same thing ANWAYS I threw a fit in my room and then I wanted to do my wierd superiority thing and ik my adoptive mother was going to threaten to call the cops cuz she's a basic bitch that only knows 4 words so I started packing everything that I felt was essential before she could make that threat.

She made the threat and then I yelled at her... Really mean things that WEREN'T SLURS and basically called her a bad mother (she doesn't know how to discipline a child) then we left in my dad's kidnapper van at 1 am and drove around until 4 am until my Dad needed to sleep.

One of my Dad's friend and I forced my Dad to take us to dshs to get help because he's homeless and on drugs and he may be able to live like that BUT I absofuckinglutely cannot.

When we went to dshs we we're able to get a BUNCH of rly helpful resources for him and I, and I ended up forcing him to take us to those resources to get help and then he did his lovely thing that only hurts us instead of helping and called his fucking crazy ass ex gf that likes stabbing his back with tacks and making jokes Abt it "oh I ATTACKED him get it? Haha" SO FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT???

We stayed at her hotel for a night and then they ofc fought and then she tried to convince me to fucking stay and she's made death threats to me before plus I gotta help my Dad that's barely capable of driving so I just said "nah no thanks" and we bounced from house to house and sleeping in the van to not sleeping in the van for a few days and then I ended up where I currently am

I'm back in school and... Okay sort of PHYSICALLY I'm okay

Next update to come is love life related🤢

[ssahoodrathotchner]

hey!! 🕯anon, did you miss me ;)

i definitely agreed with your last take, especially about the morgan's strengths part

i definitely dont think hed ever cross that line into revenge because he's just such a loving person?? like he believes in helping the people hurt to do better as revenge, not hurting the person that hurt you

tbh seeing them walk away from the scene while unexpected, made a lot of sense, and gave us the beat friendship group rossi hotch and prentiss ofc

so now. 100.

i can never just rewatch this episode for fun, it always has to be in order so i can really feel it yaknow???

there are just so many UGH scenes

the team protecting hotch. all of them banding together and being very bitchy whenever strauss tries to paint hotch in a negative light. the entire phonecall scene, foyet surrendering and then hotch continuing anways

how goddamn sad and defeated he looked all bruised up and human while talking to strauss, this episode hurts me sm

[continued from second ask]

(also, at 35.07 if you pause you can see a stab wound on haley. the three gunshots heard may be to wound haley and psychologically torture hotch, but he definitely tortured her. he may be on a timecrunch, but foyet knows, after studying anatomy for so long just to get stabbing himself right how to make it hurt in such a small timeframe)

sorry for such a long ask lol

hello my dear !!!! never apologize for sending long asks i love being able to talk about cm eps with you !! and this got long so my thoughts are under the cut 😂😊

i love that the cm writers let Morgan be strong physically mentally AND emotionally instead of just making him the brawn to Garcia's brains because it really does make his character so much more dynamic and human

omg ep 100 😭😭😭

i agree that one has to be watched in context with others it's just too much to watch 'for fun' because it is such a heavy episode (i only ever watch it when i rewatch the series. i cant handle it at any other time) everything about it is so well done and never fails to rip my heart out. i feel like this is one of the eps where you really see the BAU come together as a team and as a family. they do everything in their power to protect and help Hotch through Foyet's insanity and then all of them defend Hotch to Strauss when she tries to make them turn on him or question his judgement. the phone call is heartbreaking but i think my favorite moment that always makes me cry is when Hotch goes and finds Jack in his office and Jack being so proud that he "worked the case" like Hotch asked. there's something about that moment that always gets me and idk whether it's the earnestness of Jack or Hotch's absolute relief at finding him safe but it just gets me every damn time. seeing Hotch beaten down physically and emotionally in this episode always drives home the point that that man has gone through unexplainable loss and pain and is doing all he can to just,,,hold it together

here is where i restrain myself from saying that Hotch covered in blood beating the shit out of Foyet is really sexy

and poor Haley !!!!!! god Haley deserved so much better and im bitter that the cm writers did her dirty by having her fuckin murdered to advance Hotch's plot 🙃 like let them coparent please i want to see them have a functional and healthy platonic relationship with scenes where Haley teases Aaron about having to watch Jack while he goes on dates and vice versa. and i think that in looking at the damage Foyet inflicted on her was also just to show how bad Foyet was as an unsub (as if that needed to be reiterated) like the cm writers really dug in deep to the whole idea that he was evil incarnate and honestly ?? they made their point. excessively. anyways, justice for Haley bc she went through so much shit and then died. rip.

[oilcolourcandies]

Refreshing My Blog

It’s been a while since I posted on Tumblr, but I want to come back to it. I’m currently struggling with a lot of issues. I’ve had a ton of academic burnout and some emotional/mental problems. I hate posting on all of my personal socials because there is always this one person who likes to try to make little stabs saying that I’m lying about my mental health and thinks I’m stuck up just for going to a 4 year university that I didn’t even really wanna go to but did to satisfy my parents. They’ve been trying to make petty stabs at me even though we’re on the last leg of the teenage race to 20. Even then, I eventually fell in love with that school. I wanna use this platform as instead almost like a daily journal. 

I’m currently in the process of building my own computer. I love computers and they’re such an essential part of my life along with my iPad that I use to take notes for university classes. I’ve gotten tired of using laptops. They’re too much for me anymore and I only benefit from them for taking them to uni. However, now that I’m done with my freshman year, I’m going to commute to my school since it is only about an hour away. This is taking off about 75% off of my tuition. Anway, my point is I’m trying to build a computer in the middle of a pandemic and it isn’t looking too great. Especially since I’ve had battles on and off with feeling worthless and my anxiety. My father no longer talks to me like a human being. When I begin to talk about my mental health, he claims I’m trying to start a fight because for 19 years now, he’s done nothing but control my life. I was trying to communicate with him that I felt worthless and weird because I never am allowed out and never get to spend time with my boyfriend because he thinks I’m trying to hoe around when in reality, I just want to be with him because he actually cares unlike my father.

Other than that, I emailed my school about assistance to help pay bills. I also asked if they knew of any organizations or donors who would be willing to donate funding to finish off my build. So far they’re in the process of reviewing my assistance form and were wildly interested in the fact that I’m a woman who wants to build a computer and so they forwarded that part of my email to a bunch of professors in the engineering college and to some student organizations who deal with pc gaming and all that. I’m hoping to hear back from them about anything. I would be ecstatic to finally get my build finished. Maybe some good will happen out of all of this madness.

[ryodan]

@bubblegalaxylove

Since you actually believe you can argue using the manga let’s go back to

Your words: uHh i doNt seE why anyone would shiP IT

me: invalid argument, it’s one of the most popular ships in history

you: TyPICAL SS, now LET ME HAVE A DICK MEASURING COMPETITION

i dont care who’s more popular dear you’ll notice I called sns an otp, what I keep telling you is to hold both characters to an EQUAL standard..which you clearly fucking don’t like,, what joke.

Anyways, last sns bash of the day, mutuals scroll past

A respectable woman is a woman who knows what she is fighting for, sakura is a respectable woman, a narrative pushed multiple times by the story but AGAIN selective reading. It was made by kishimoto? I am no fucking weeb i am a person fluent in Japanese and I don’t need no subtitles but if you’re so hellbent on it then go listen to it yourself in the anime, episode 109, 19:01. ‘koko ni ite’ Koko= here ni= a japanese particle indicating place or direction, itte= stay, be koko ni itte= be here, stay here. Kissanime has the most accurate translations of part 1, I can say that as a person who owns the triple viz volumes 19 20 21 and most the viz volumes and the panel you’re using is page 395...part of their earlier days where they made translating mistakes like the Ino vs Sakura chapters and the bad job they did to my favourite series Ranma 1/2 as back in the day Viz was smaller and still not held to the standard of accuracy they are held to today. She says IKANAIDE , Ikemasu = go, naide= don’t. Ikanaide = don’t go. But sure, you know better than me a person who’s studied Japanese since age 7 and in fact has Japanese friends and relatives living there. 

馬鹿は馬鹿だ.  仕方が無い

You really want to go objectively?

Who’s the character praised for selfless love by canon standards?

But you STILL don’t acknowledge both her and Naruto were doing the EXACT SAME THING. You calling her stupid but canon is here like knock knock 

I can list 3 other instances but i’m on data so oops

AGAIN with your selective reading and bullshit logic. Yes he protected Naruto for OBVIOUS fucking reasons they were one of the strongest people FIGHTING A WORLD WAR, he protected Kakashi and Sakura too MULTIPLE TIMES I don’t care what kind of point you are trying to prove about sasuke but lmao ok ur such a fan. He was going to kill Naruto right afterwards do you realize what backwards logic you are using right now???? 

 Had Sakura and kakashi fallen into the genjustu trap it would not have been a huge issue since the 2 people with the sage of six paths power and yin and yang release were what is needed to seal Kaguya. But even SO he saved them, and Naruto pointed out THAT HIS BODY MOVES ON IT’S OWN FOR THE PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT. Sasuke was trying to come off heartless as he was immersing himself in darkness, this is nothing new to his character but you don’t know it do you

YOU ARE USING A FALSE TRANSLATION HONEY THAT IS NOT WHAT HE SAID

But okay, sasuke protecting them multiple times, warning them, looking out for them STILL doesn’t matter for your bullshit preception 

I don’t fucking know what point you are trying to argue since you can’t type

But it does not change the fact that sasuke had in fact made sure they were safe before saving Naruto so idk what point you getting at, you reaching for shit that is so far idk if you are getting it from your anus or uranus. The reasons for battle were stated THROUGH the manga in my post not some badly made sappy edit.

Sasuke attacked to attack he had shit to do with wanting to understand naruto, it was naruto who wanted to understand sasuke what the fuck are you ON

USE THEIR BATTLES 

i did use their battles fucker? I also used CONTEXT something you can’t for the life of you understand. 1st battle THEY WERE ABOUT TO KILL EACH OTHER OVER PETTINESS AND GOADING. 2nd he almost BURNED his ass to a crisp for interfering, then fought for the mangekyo..feelings were involved because they are BEST FRIENDS ofc they would be but the reason he stopped was because as he said TWICE to HIMSELF and to naruto was that killing his helpless best friend to obtain power was too much of an Itachi like thing to do, stop reaching it’s PATHETIC admit the faults of your ship before attacking peoples views.

You really REALLY want to have this dick measuring competition of who sasuke cares about? He was willing to give up his revenge for BOTH because sasuke loves BOTH he is not a one dimensional shallow shit like you want him to be

AND AGAIN

All sakura got was a soRRY!!! she NEVER realized he was WRONG 

she HERSELF realizes the DEPTH of the situation and even tho heartbroken decides to kill him? but she could not because despite all she had hope for him?

Sasuke and Sakura have BOTH attacked each other, she went on to fight him when he STABBED HER TEAM CAPTAIN because she realizes he is wrong..him fighting back is abusive? okay lmao sorry i forgot naruto is a shoujo about fairy princesses, ninjas don’t fight here. If anything I respect that when they met as fighters they MET as FIGHTERS. And these were not her last moments, they were flashbacks that caused her resolve to falter because she had hope for sasuke

and sasukes last words would have been about him wanting to kill his brother, but he let it go because he would never let a comrade die in front of him, not after sharing memories together lmao reach further

cry me a river over the genjutsu scene that she woke up from the same way she wakes up from sleep, but remember this: while sasukes IMAGINARY hand went through her boob naruto got MUCH worse luck

But it’s okay because he did not kill him when he was on the floor : ) despite having FULL intentions of doing so

I take it back. Let the boy speak WITH CONTEXT.

Nobody is trying to deny sasuke’s lonely ass seeing another lonely kid  reaching out made him feel relieved and happy, that is a GOOD aspect about sns, but there is a bitch ass trying to deny his feelings for all of team 7. ‘thats why’ ‘dakara’ in Japanese, you can’t move that stone.

I own the sasuke shinden novel that ended with him going back once sakura triggered a flashback, and where in the anime the scene he is thinking about naruto is actually him thinking about his ‘friends’ but you know what fucker? That novel, and sakuras shitty novel are NOT canon, they are not written by kishimoto. If you want to start considering this crap canon then you better consider this piece of garbage novel canon too. if you don’t, don’t try and argue with a filler novel. Canon sakura gave sasuke his space in 699 when he asked for it to come to terms with himself.

You mean sakura blushing? The thing a sane fucker would consider she is embarressed to tell her kid about her intimate relations with her dad? If i asked my mom such a thing her arab ass would slap me, get familiar with it: some cultures are conservative. Kishimoto said seeing naruh*ina kiss made him embarrassed so what you getting at. Sakura: never seen ur dad wear glasses lmao but he aint around so im not sure. Naruto: lol yea he never wore em. 

You: OH MY GOD HE KNOWS HIM SO WELL OH MY GOD 

You: out of context panel saying they are connected by fate

Do you REALLY want to play that card? This card makes your house of cards blow 50 shades of destroyed.

You mean how they were chosen by fate as brothers to end the cycle of hatred started by Indra, Ashura and Kaguyas ninshuu ignoring ass?

CONTEXT motherfucker ever heard of it

when kiba asked why he did not take him down and it was revealed why through slight dispositions, best thing about eidetic memories is that you dont forget this shit

Sasuke felt the need to apologize to her and regain her as part of his life and you are discrediting the scene like it does not have 2 pages in the manga yet hold on to a blurry ass panel of him protecting naruto to save the world

Anyways lets finish this bullshittery with showing ON PANEL who sasuke cares about

What? Thought it’d be only Naruto? Lol no I love canon sasuke enough to acknowledge all of his bonds. I am a sinner, guilty as charged shit sasuke cares about more than one person how awful.

Anways i’d LOVE to see your next reach, use better manga panels next time I like mentally stimulating things not sad scrapes of dead arguments 

P.S your abuse jokes are STILL fucking bullshit

never trust a str8 bitch