#He deserved an expansion

[cosmererambles]

BRING N'ZOTH BACK

I want my octodaddy back, even if I think it's an agender being without sexual characteristics. N'Zoth deserved better. Why didn't we get a N'Zoth plush? Why did Dragonflight further fuck over N'Zoth? Like his major triumph, corrupting the Earth warder over a millennia, was just retconned into oblivion. Shadowflame? Are you kidding me? Shadowflame is just a concept of corrupted dragons, you numbskulls. Oh you poor octopus :(

[skinnycookie]

POV: You're cheater Ex BF got FAT

Karma? Probably.

[pinkyjulien]

━ Wires and Chains

━━━ Starting to fade

[moonilit]

Clive head pats

Clive head pats 🤍

[helimir]

I'm realizing that if I lived in Exandria I would be a devoted follower of the Wildmother. Even if I prayed to her every day and she never answered me in a direct way and never gave me magic powers. How is that any different from the life I'm living now? Sometimes I think about mountains too much and I start crying. If I go two weeks without hiking my soul starts to shrivel up. If there was a sentient incredibly powerful being who protects the natural world and permits me to experience it? She's my best friend. Oh she doesn't care about me and if I live or die? No shit, that's why I carry a first aid kit and a sat phone. She destroyed a city? Yeah that happens some times and it's awful; I'm still glad that storms and fire and oceans exist. Oh, it was a city that intended to kill her? Wish we could get that kind of justice on planet earth. You want to release a being that will kill the goddess who made the mountains? That's my mom and I will tear your throat out with my teeth before I let you touch her!

[kylominis]

weasley wednesday? more like wet weasley 💦 [♡]

[agent-jaselin]

It’s been his last request before he died to go on a nice adventure with the wol twice now and Krile had G’raha stay home to watch her shit im very cross.

[spamlets]

“the iterator is a whole structure not just its puppet” yes but have you considered i want to take them by the hand and lead them to see the sunrise for the first time, high above the clouds where the rains can’t hurt us, and they can see the dawn of a new day illuminate the cans of their brothers and sisters in colors they’ve never seen before

i just think worm off the string is a little neat… im self aware and know this wouldnt make sense in reality but i just think that.🧍

[gingergari]

i forgot i finished this over the weekend 🤡

anyway this is agent 8, now known as coral!

after escaping deep sea metro and slowly recovering her memories, she figured that her name used to be something similar to coral, so that is the name she adopts for herself!

her birthday is currently unknown, but she ultimately celebrates her escape day as her birthday, aka octo expansion release day (june 13)

bonus golden toothpick!

[killuaisaprincess]

WHY ARENT THERE ANY BALLOONS IN POCKET CAMP OMG I NEED KI TO HAVE A PINK BUNNY ONE

[hawkfrostapologist]

the thing is that if clear sky was even mildly more interesting than he is i’d probably be a huge fan but as it is he’s just like some guy i knew in high school who’s probably a neo nazi by now

[troonwolf]

actually I changed my mind the whole next expansion should just be an MMO version of The Bachelor but it’s all the people who want to marry the Commander after 10 yrs of renown and infamy

[allpromarlo]

every time jid & zel make a song together an angel gets its wings

[jmjkjjk]

my brother arrived at the jjk scene lobotomized , incredible he doesn’t even need to experience the awfulness

[cinnamorollcrybaby]

Career Day

Tags: teeth rotting fluff, crack, jjk men as dads / fem!reader

An: Your child comes home and says tomorrow is career day at their school. They want to bring you and their daddy to school to show off how cool you two are, but.. their dad doesn’t exactly have the most conventional job.

SATORU • SUGURU • TOJI • SUKUNA

SATORU

“My daddy is the strongest!” Your son explains to a room full of his peers. Satoru is proudly beaming next to him. You note how much they look alike. The white hair, the bright blue eyes. Your son looks like he came straight from Satoru and had nothing to do with you.

But your son, Aoi, definitely had your personality.

“Nuh uh. He can’t be the strongest. Superman’s the strongest!” Another kid protested with an unconvinced frown.

“Well, my daddy is like superman!” Aoi retorts, keeping his headstrong personality like his mama. “Actually, he’s even better than superman!”

“He’s not even wearing a suit!” A different child speaks up. You share a nervous glance with Satoru. He’s enjoying this all too much.

“He doesn’t need a suit to be the strongest, dumbass!” Your sweet boy yells, and you promptly cover his mouth. Satoru is laughing his ass off, making the entire situation worse.

Correction, Aoi trying out his dad’s signature hand signal and saying “domain expansion” made the entire situation so much worse.

“You’re grounded, Aoi. You can’t say those things to other people. It’s rude and hurtful.” You say as you and Satoru walk your young boy home. Aoi lets out a small frustrated groan.

“I’m still getting him ice cream.” Satoru interjects with a proud smile. “My boy tried to cast his first domain at just six-years-old. He deserves a sweet treat.” Two wide smiles look up at you, and you realize you’re outnumbered here. Rolling your eyes, you nudge Satoru.

“I want a girl next.”

SUGURU

Mimiko and Nanako begged Suguru to come to their school’s career day. He was of course hesitant to do so, given that Jujutsu sorcery was still a hidden art in Japan. He didn’t exactly know how to explain his career to a bunch of kids.

He had a plan though. He would just tell the children that he was a preacher at a church. It’s not… completely a lie. He was a leader for.. a type of church.

You and Geto walk into the cozy looking classroom and see a load of other parents there. Your husband grimaced at the thought of having to interact with all these… people.

You give Suguru a reassuring squeeze of the hand. “It’ll be okay. Anything for the girls, right?” You whisper into his ear, making him nod. Anything for the girls.

When it’s finally Mimiko and Nanako’s turn to explain what their daddy does for a living, your small family gathers at the front of the classroom. Plenty of small innocent faces and reassuring smiles fill the room.

“Okay girls, tell us what your parents do for a living.” Their teacher prompts with a warm smile.

“My daddy swallows balls for a living!” Nanako says proudly with a beaming smile.

The kids erupted into laughter while their parents gave you two disgusted looks.

To make matters worse, “He also hates filthy mo-“ Mimiko tries to add on, but Geto quickly covers her mouth with his hand.

After explaining what a vivid imagination your twins have, you go on to explain that Geto is a leader at a church, and well, that doesn’t go over too well either.

“Homeschool?” Geto suggests as the four of you walk home.

“Most definitely.” You agree. Mimiko and Nanako are now educated by you at the home, where they can’t out their dad for swallowing balls.

TOJI

“Mama, make papa come to career day.” Your young son, Megumi, demanded. He had a small little pout on his face, and his arms were firmly crossed over his chest. Behind him, Toji stood, shaking his head at his son’s determination.

He often did this: telling you to make Toji do something because you were the only person who could make Toji do anything. After all these years, mans was still wrapped around your finger.

“Baby, Papa’s job is kinda private.” You explain quietly as you pet Megumi’s soft hair.

The small boy’s look of determination shifted to a look of reserve. Even as a young child, he wasn’t great at showing when his feelings were hurt, but you could always tell.

“Gumi.” You say his name softly, bending over to look at the boy’s flat expression.

You were also the only one who could coax Megumi into showing his real emotions.

Tears welled in his eyes, and his bottom lip started quivering. “I don’t wanna be the only one whose parents didn’t come.”

“Oh baby.” You frown as you pull your son into a hug. You glare upwards at Toji, and his eyes widened slightly. He knew what that look meant. “You’re going to career day.” You say to him, leaving no room for argument.

The next day,

“Okay Mr. Fushiguro, what do you do for a living?” The teacher asks Toji as he’s sat next to Megumi. Your son is actually smiling, enjoying the fact that Toji actually came to career day.

“People pay me a large sum of money, and I take care of someone for them.” Toji explains vaguely.

“Oh! Like a doctor?” One of the kids asked with an impressed smile.

“Sure, like a doctor.” Your husband lies, knowing that he does quite the opposite of what a doctor does.

SUKUNA

The look on the kids faces as your tall, muscular, tatted husband walked into the classroom was hilarious. Most of them were completely mortified, giving Sukuna frightened stares.

Your husband was completely unfazed. If anything, he was soaking in the kids’ fear. He sat at the front of the room with a look of arrogance.

Your nephew, Yuji, sat between you two. No, he was technically not your kid, but he didn’t have anyone else to bring to career day. So, Unc Sukuna and Auntie Yn were to the rescue.

“And.. what do you do for work, sir?” The teacher asked in almost a judgmental tone as she eyed Sukuna. You couldn’t tell if she despised him or wanted to fuck him.

“I don’t work. I live off tithe.” Sukuna bluntly answered with a shrug. His lopsided smile never left his face.

“What’s a tithe?” A small child asked quietly.

“It means people pay me out of fear of that I’ll harm them if they don’t.” Your husband gives a child a sharp stare with a challenging smile. He wanted the kids to keep asking questions. The thought of scaring multiple children all at once fueled him.

“Like… beat them up?” Another child asked.

“Like eating their snot-nosed children.” Sukuna answered with a toothy grin. The children all shrieked and cried in terror. Hell, even their parents looked frightened.

“Ryomen.” You chide as you look over towards your husband. He was laughing maniacally, even slapping his knee like the old man he was.

Yuji never invited you two to another career day.

[littledragonkana]

I just turned on my laptop after not using it for like 6+ months. Poor buddy is fighting for his life.

He ran out of energy (no surprise here; I turned it off again and let it charge for 10 minutes), he needs ALL the Updates, he sounds like he is gasping for air and bleeding out, he is slow. But he is doing his best. I found the document I needed in no time and he didn't even complain when I sent it to my phone via Gmail.

I let him run the updates now. I might need him soon if I can get my semester break job again.