#Hc spoilers

[calocreek]

"Y'know I've been playing this game for 20 years..."

"20 years? You can hardly even tell!"

[tangotekkit]

today on: messages that made me crack up more than they reasonably should

[luigra]

THEY JUST COVERED THE PERIMETER. THEY JUST. IT'S GONE. THEY FILLED IT IN.

[house-of-cards-and-crime]

GRIAN. DEAR GODS. WHAT DID THE SEA DO TO HIM.

also him going through the chests to get the saddle just. like. dude. this isn't even just an on-camera bit he has fucking LOST the plot in favor of fishing

(and i would have it no other way, i would genuinely watch hours of him rambling while fishing lmao)

[stageturn]

VERY GOOD BIT!!!!

[alicenotalice]

Tango spent hours in the redstone guts of Hungry Hermits, battling bugs, reaching peak frustration—only for Gem to log on and join him, followed shortly by Etho. There was teasing, there was trolling; and then the visitors insisted on a playtest despite the bugs

And as Tango watched them scramble and panic and laugh; as the bugs appeared in full force but failed to stop the fun; as Gem screamed for Etho to let her out of the fridge already; as the two players found their rhythm and beat the second day—the old Dungeonmaster’s grin returned to Tango’s face

He’d made a good game

[traffrogers]

[wheatgrasswatcher]

I’m cackling! So what your telling me is that Doc is trying to get a Wood Monopoly, only for Big Salmon (Skizz & Beef), the two people he just blew up the other week, to have the other half of the Monopoly. And now he has to work with them!

And not only that! but Doc is only doing this as revenge against the server for banning sand duping, (by forcing the other hermits to grind for Sand) since he’s making Sand be the only payment method for his Wood Monopoly. Which means Sand is about to become super important to the Hermitcraft economy and whoever has the Sand Permit is about to become very very rich. And can you guess who got the Sand Permit?

The #1 Capitalist Manipulator in all of Hermitcraft!

GoodTimesWithScar

Listen, I couldn’t even begin to tell you how this series of events is going to play out, but I can tell you right now it’s going to be absolutely hilarious.

[mumscarian]

ah yes, mumscarian is living together once again. I have normal feelings and emotions about this and was 100% confident that their 4 season streak would not be broken. (<- woke up last night in a cold sweat at the thought that they wouldn't room together & almost cried today when I found out that they were)

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

Hello charlotte 3 was an amazing game with more twists than a labyrinth however it was really fun that I had a terminal illness and the world was going to fucking end and I decided to spend fifteen minutes dancing with Florence in the elevator instead of stopping it

Bad drawing of the funnest scene ever

[warningsine]

3.08 Photograph by Jake Giles Netter/Max

[desertduality]

Impulse being Scar's accomplice by standing in front of the bell while he broke it killed me KAJSDJKKSA

[nebulainkmc]

please help this chicken man get up the ladder to destroy the food permit by scrolling!

PERMITMASTER! - Grian, Hermitcraft 10: Episode 24

[luigra]

honestly the second I& heard the scope of the project and that they were asking hermits around for help I& just knew Joe would be there. And yep sure enough. There's nothing xe enjoys more than absurdly ginormous mega-grindy projects, doing something helpful for other hermits, and annoying someone with an absurd inconvenience that is only there to Prove a Point. Which is to say Buttercup!Joe would go hard

[house-of-cards-and-crime]

DOC. DOC PLEASE.

"look at my hoe etho, it's great" and he hands him THIS???

i love this server so much

[glacierruler]

I, okay, this probably isn't too spoilery, but I'm still putting the hermitcraft spoiler on it just in case.

Look at Joel's shovel's name!

Image ID: A screenshot of blue text over a minecraft background that reads: Tumblr, stop overanalysing my spotify playlists.

End Image ID

A: There are Joel playlists??? Where can I find them?

B: He knows that not only does tumblr exist but that we aren't dead here????