#Hazbin Hotel RP

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

*The room was warm. Not in the way that the wrath ring was, the sky burning you as the dry desert air ripped at your skin. This air was humid, almost wet*

*Reaching a hand up, Emily feels the shell of her face. She’s in her full seraphim form. She hasn’t woken up in this form in years. Not since she got control over her emotions*

*Theres a large, faint red light from above, pointed directly towards her. Emily believes it’s the source of the heat, it gives off very little actual light, but her eyes adjust enough to see what little there is to see in the room*

“Where am I?”

(( @ask-king-paimon ))

~The Dance~

Leviathan stands from their throne. Behind them servants move Leviathan’s throne and the waterfall behind it splits open revealing grand doors wide enough to fit a crowd through.

“Congratulations to the auction winners and thank you to those who donated, Emily the seraphim for the sackbut that you won back so… valiantly, and Asmodeus for your best dancer! Payment will be accepted through the clerk of the court and then the first dance will commence! Please, enjoy the open bar and hors d’oeuvres, they’re special treats sent in from Gluttony and Wrath. May tonight bring you everything you want and nothing you deserve!”

Leviathan spins, his dress twirling behind him as he makes his way through the split falls and enters through doors as they open, as if parting solely for him.

On the other side of the threshold is the ballroom. A simple platform is set with a chair where the first dance will commence, though few notice. Many looking to the ceiling, an ocean in the sky filled with bioluminescence swirling above the crowd.

“Hit it DJ Slime!”

[hellishradio]

*Puts this in your arms and runs off*

"..."

[sockmanduckman]

IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

TW—Mentions of suicide

THESE ROLEPLAY BLOGS ARE JUST ROLEPLAY, THEY AREN’T REAL! BUT THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE BEHIND THEM!

Real people are behind these blogs, and telling then to kill themselves is NOT okay in ANY capacity.

They might just be words on the internet to you, but these can actually hurt people. And if one of these mods followed through, the blood would be on your hands for saying that.

I didn’t ever imagine making a post like this, because I assumed it be a “no fucking shit” thing, but you jackasses are acting like toddlers.

And to the people saying “It’s just a joke!”, or “Don’t be so sensitive.” get bent, genuinely.

Don’t be a dumbass, and don’t tell people to kill themselves.

And if you have done shit like this, and someone leaks your ip address (because that’s what happens on the internet) I don’t fucking feel bad for you, you did it to yourself!

@charlie-morningstar666

@the-exterminator

@vox-tv-demon

@moonnighthowling666

@thelogicalimp

@alyxdefoisnthere

@headlessdeaddancer

@bad-boy-lover

@ask-velvette-official

@valentino-moth-man

@husk-not-whiskers

@fizzy-jezter

@xxsmilingdeerxx

@cherri-is-bomb

@the-original-dickmaster

@blitz-the-o-is-silent

@angeldust-real

@lovelyfeather

@lucifer-morningstar-real

@duck-with-le-knife

@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer

@mcalastor

@heavens-gatekeeper

@michael-the-morningstar

@theholyhealer

@theholymessenger

@fizzythefrog

@the-cowboy-of-wrath

[xwitchyaurax]

Alright, adding on to my search for rp partners!! I’m now looking for Hazbin Hotel. Specifically RadioApple. I’m aware alastor is aroace but as an asexual person, I’m enjoying headcannoning (MAJOR EMPHASIS ON HEAD CANON) him as otherwise. Love the rep, just doesn’t fit my style sadly. I’m willing to play either party 🫶🏻 please be 18+ for this.

[varkthesharkthing]

@ask-fat-nuggets

maybe vark meeting fat nuggets? Idk thought it’d be cute

They would be immediate friends

[mama-vaggie]

New concept:

The "hate blog" that's been sending us all mean anons isn't really a hate blog.

They're the fussiest, littlest, most crybaby regressor that the caregivers see. Let's all treat them as such. Put them down for a nap. Pop a binki in their mouth. Spoon feed them while making the silly sounds that our good kiddos love so much.

Give the fussy baby all the attention that they clearly need, and then move on.

And any regressors that get bullied by this mean, mean guest at our hotel, just tag me baby. I gotchu. 💜 🖤

[themosthatedbeingg]

{{ Themosthatedbeingg }}

{ The most hated being in all of creation? "Your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer~ nor the second “~}

• Indie multiship multiverse semi serious /lore/HC heavy , selective Lucifer Morningstar rp from Hazbin Hotel

•{ Mutuals Only / read rules plz}

• NSFW/DARK THEMES/DEAD DOVE ( just covering bases ) / MINORS DNI HORROR THEME

• Canon compliant and divergent

• Both season 1 and Personal HC based.

• promo by @/deathinfeathers

• Loved/Penned By Kas ( 30)

•npc based background Oc’s.

• paragraph style/mostly iconless

•Cursed Cat!Lucifer( Johnny) upon request /crack threads.

{ Bio and headcanons under cut}

{ please read my rules } {link under cut}

Other art: from show and Nakarilee ? }

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

📻“Guys I didn't sign up for feeling. What the fuck.” said a flustered Alastor “but actually this is rather peculiar.”🎙

[princess-of-hells-littles]

Announcement:

We haven't gone into much detail about our personal life but as things are escalating it's pertinent that we let you guys know what's going on.

So we are moving back to the United States from the UK due to us getting a divorce. It's not a bitter divorce by any stretch and our ex wife and us will remain friends.

We are pushing for these commissions because we currently have $300 to our name and we are set to fly on the 21st of this month so we have some sort of footing once we are safely back in the states as we have no employment right now.

If you can't contribute or can't afford anything that's fine please share it around as much as possible. Everything is appreciated

~Castor and Pollux

Kofi Link

[spiderdemonangel]

My Baby 💖🖤

[subbymothpimp]

So Valentino, how much do I need to pay for your personal services? Since you said you have the best ass in the pride ring, I want to see it in person.

Daaarling, I'm not sure you could even afford my rate!

But, there's a free sample~♥ That's how generous I am

[voxasks]

How big is your dick? 🥵

“never  measured  it  because  i'm  not,  i  don't  know—brad  from  high  school  tryna  convince  his  football  teammates  that  he's  the  shit,  but  from  past  experiences  maybe  eight?  nine?  all  i  know  is  that  it  gets  the  g-spot.”

[ask-modeus]

💙 A Hot PSA from the King of Lust ❤️‍🔥

Hey there pretty babes, the King of Lust is back from hiatus to give a special announcement!

I’ve been hearing that some of my associates have been dealing with some…touchy anons creeping into their inboxes.

Now, you know the rules. Consent is key to any sort of interaction, so DO NOT and I repeat:

DO NOT TOUCH ANYONE WITHOUT ASKING FIRST!!

And if they say no, that’s that. Don’t keep badgering them for anything more.

NOTHING IS MORE LIMP-DICKED THAN BEING A PUSHY ASSHOLE.

And by the way, if any of you freaks run a Valentino roleplay account - DO NOT INTERACT. In the Lutualverse, that bitch is dead - really fucking dead! You’re just weird - in a bad way!

Break these rules…

AND I WILL BREAK YOU.

Cool? Cool!

Glad we have an understanding! So go back to getting your freak on - respectfully - and enjoy the rest of the upcoming interactions in this kinky little AU. I know I will!

Love, 

Ozzie -💙❤️‍🔥

[pacoholin]

[heavenly--knight]

"Who's there?!"

🦢⚔️ a tiny angel stares at you with big baby blue eyes, tilting his tiny head at you

[pwincess-charchar]

Hey hey! Big char-char here to give an important message to all the other littles and to the wonderful caregivers!

I know there’s been an awful anon bully going around and being mean :( I just wanna say to anyone who’s received hate or is scared of it to not listen to them! They’re just some faceless grey icon with nothing better to do with their time. Don’t take anything they say to heart, they aren’t worth it!

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with agere. It’s a healthy coping mechanism, nothing bad or creepy about it! Don’t you forget that!

I know not a lot of people see my stuff, but if this can help even one person then that’s more than enough! Keep being yourself! I love you all (/platonic)!! 🌈✨♥️