#Hazbin Hotel Angels Virus

[letixnina]

‼️𝐻𝑎𝑧𝑏𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑙 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑉𝑖𝑟𝑢𝑠‼️

We are not sure if we will make videos about it but we will write about it! :D

Canon Characters:

Charlie

Angel Dust

Husk

Vaggie

Nifty

Alastor

(Their don’t belongs to us!! They belongs to Hazbin Hotel/Vivienne "VivziePop" Medrano)

OCs:

Eve Tanaka

Mizuki Chimori

(Info: Eve is not the first human Eve!)

[thegrimdog13]

Hazbin Virus au pt. 1

I did not come up with the idea of a virus or infected au but this is my version of the Virus au. warning: mentions of gore and sickness ( including bile)

These are headcannons and how I think my version of the story would kinda go. Keep in mind this is only the first part so if you want more details on it them make sure to comment it or ask for it in my asks box ( also I will be going art on this au but if you have any art suggestions for it just leave them in my ask box) :

Velvette teams up with Baxter to try to make a new potion to manipulate people with Valentino’s  saliva . It went horribly wrong because Valentino walked in there and accidentally spilled  a potion in Baxter’s lab that was meant for poisoning someone slowly.

They make Angel Dust test it first. Nothing happens at first so they think it was a fail. But slowly Angel’s body becomes weaker and he throws up black slime. 

At some point Valentino and Angel our in the studio and Angel and him are kissing because of a porn shoot and Valentino gets black goo in his mouth . In disgust at Angel basically throwing up in his mouth he runs away to clean up. 

Angel dust goes home that day and collapses . Angel dust becomes unable to comprehend what is happening and ends up biting Nifty. 

They end up having to tie angel dust up with chains because he is completely lost

Meanwhile Valentino loses his appetite but assume it’s due to being so disgusted. 

Valentino’s effect with the illness seems to be different because of the fact his siliva was used in it making him kinda uninfected in a way. Except the poison part is still there. The poison is causing Valentino over a longer period of time to slowly deteriorate and gets sick horribly but he doesn’t try to eat or kill people.

Vox is concerned but still focusing on business. But when Angel stops showing up causing them money issues Vox becomes more interested. 

Meanwhile with the hotel.. Nifty goes haywire pretty fast due to the smallness of her . And she runs around trying to bite everyone eventually bitting Alastor. 

After bitting Alastor Nifty is killed by Vaggie because Nifty was about to go after Charlie next. 

Vaggie immediately tries to kill Alastor because he is now infected but Charlie stops her saying that Alastor is still himself there for it would be wrong. 

Instead they tie Alastor up like Angel and sit them down a bit apart from eachother.

Alastor sits there still himself but they just want to play it safe. 

Eventually Alastor’s symptoms start to show up. And he starts talking crazy and randomly about 20s stuff and murder. 

One day Vaggie and Charlie leave Husk to watch Alastor and Angel because they have to go see if Lucifer can help them. 

The illness seems to have progressed in intelligence. And Angel starts to talk saying stuff about how Husk should let him go and how he is back to normal although Angel’s appearance is mutilated and deteriorating. 

Husk doesn’t believe Angel for a second but after an hour of talking and Angel saying he loves him Husk goes over to Angel not going to untie him but to put his hand on his face comfortingly.

Unfortunately all Angel wanted was him getting close and he bit Husk’s arm.

Alastor laughs at the sight and then babbles on. 

It takes a couple days  for Vaggie and Charlie to get back because there was a lot of things going on but when they eventually got back with Lucifer they came home to empty chains and blood. 

Nobody was at the hotel or in any of the rooms .

Eventually Vox makes an Announcement on television about the newly spreading virus. That there are many demons getting infected and they seemed to be spread through Angel Dust the famous porn star. Alastor the radio demon. And the former overlord Husk. Making sure not to mention Valentino being very sickly at the moment.

[dreamerlucifer]

WTF, @fatass-adam HERPES IS SO MUCH WORSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:U

You, sir, will MOST certainly NOT be getting any of ALL THIS !!!

Lucifer Gestured downward, with a little hip motion to get the point across properly, his ALLURING ass LONG as HELL itself tongue, outstretched and flicking WILDLY, making the MOTIONS of his uhh... MAD SKILLS in muscular manipulation, in hopes of grabbing the clueless, Fallen, Golden Boi's attention as he spoke....

Now Awkwardly freaking out, Lucifer took off at LIGHTNING SPEEDS, to the nearest mirror in the VAST mansion to see if he showed any signs of the NOTORIOUSLY CONTAGIOUS, STI !!!!!!!

Lucifer BURSTS Back into the room... his expression, ONE OF ABSOLUTE RAGE!!! His BRIGHTLY, Glowing, Red Sclera masking his tiny, Orangey-Yellow Pupils.... His LONG, Black, and white Horns FULLY erect, the fire between them a BLAZING INFERNO of CHAOTIC EMOTION !!!! He was on the WARPATH!!!!

Lucifer's glowing eyes TARGETTING @fatass-adam, Who was casually MANSPREADING, itching his crotch on Lucifer's FAVOURITE, most EXPENSIVE, against all odds, IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM HEAVEN, DREAM infused, TUFTED CHASE!!!! ADAM's Boxers, BARELY containing his FULL, PEAR SHAPED figure, RIPPING at the seams that, ONE UPON A TIME, were NOT meant to be FORM fitting, and that had ALSO, once, belonged to the TONED, SLIM short KING, Himself !!! The small, ONCE ADORABLE ducklings adjourning Them, now OVERSTRETCHED to look like mere yellow splotches as they hugged his JELLY like, THUNDER thighs like a waaaaay over stretched Spandex suit!!!!!!!!!!

Lucifer's eyes narrowed further yet at @fatass-adam, who could be PLAINLY seen ABSOLUTELY SURROUNDED by sweet snack wrappers, STUFFING his face with a hot dog SMOTHERED in chili, cheese, and GUMMY BEARS.... of all of HELL'S CREATIONS....

He moved forward, as if SLOWLY STALKING his MARK...

BUUUUUUUUUT---->

SUDDENLY, it became SO VERY.......... The UNMISTAKABLE sores HIGHLY visable on the SHORT KING'S SOFT, SUPPLE, WHITE facial skin....... His expression, now DEFLATED, and one of EXASPERATED DESPERATION..... Tears flowing like small rivers down his red, circularly marked cheeks....

He inhaled DEEPLY, turning to @fatass-adam, and YELLED WITH SUCH A BOOMING VOICE, that all of Hell's seven rings probably heard.. A distinct cracking in his voice as he did so.....

I HAVE COURT TODAY, DAMNITTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sniffled and UGLY CRIED....

NOW WHAT am I SUPOSED to do?????????????... THIS IS A HIGHLY TELEVIZED CASSSSSSSSSSE....

He witnessed @fatass-adam's SIGNATURE, WIDE, SMILE beaming back at him... Lucifer's Confusion and DEEPLY FRUSTRATED expression, PRICELESS to the EVIL, fallen, Golden Boi across the room.....

At first, Lucifer Didn't Understand...... O.o;;;

BUT THENNNN------->

OMG... @fatass-adam!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LATER THAT EVENING,

IN COURT--------------------->

UTTER... BRILLIANCE... ♥♥♥♥♥

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HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥

Sincerely,

~Lucifer VonKult

I got a fucking sore on my lip and @dreamerlucifer has been messing with me (playfully) about it. We made a conversation like-

Lucifer: No Adam! I’m not sleeping with you! You have crabs!

Adam: I SAID I HAD HERPES!! IT’S DIFFERENT!!!

[cryptidghostgirl]

so sorry for this (very) specific request hope it's not ocish

anyways alastor x wife reader who's a virologist / kinda a mad scientist??(girl just wants to start a apocalypse without anyone to bother her)

Like they got married for mutual benefits (whatever benefits he would gain and her having access to money for her wildest dreams) when they were humans (whether he actually loves her or not is up to you lmao)

They both die (I assume that she would die around when he died from her own negligence caused by her 'freedom' to do her work more often without actually worrying about him finding out) and she avoids him like the plague (not that hard to realize this so called radio demon is your 'husband' when you find his secret stash of 'local cuisine' in the fridge)

Then he goes missing and she finally kinda goes out of makeshift hiding, just chilling doing her evil deeds before finding about the Hazbin Hotel from some gossip

Deciding that, while redemption is most likely not gonna happen mostly for the fact she does not care, she joins Charlie's little program. For her own little project (just wants to have a angel test subject, gotta see if they can be a good carrier for her little virus)

The reader doesn't know that Alastor's back (you think she's gonna use vox tech? Or listen to the radio? Girl uses a non vox tech phone and maybe a computer and does her work) so she goes and knocks on the door to the hotel

Thinking that this shit is gonna be easy, after all her husband is gone so she won't be bothered by him. She can focus on her beautiful creations and maybe destory hell and heaven with a apocalypse for some laughs. While also getting access to heaven through Charlie somehow (maybe even Lucifer, girl doesn't know nor care)

Anyways you can just IMAGINE her surprise that right after Charlie greets her (Vaggie ofc suspicious af cause she knows damn well no sinner wants to be redeemed for the most part) then here comes the strawberry pimp coming to say hello

Would he recognize his lovely wife? Maybe

Ofc reader had a plan, and by plan I mean she just says they were married and now acts like their divorced (death do us part and we fuckin dead)

(Just for example, do what you want <3)

Anyways I'm sorry again (can you tell that I've been watching a lot of mlp infection aus :') )

A/N bestie,, i love an overly detailed request. no apologies. i hope i did it justice <3 <3 I have literally been obsessing over the whole 'we're dead. we've been parted.' reader idea. It's so fun. Also I am very sorry it took me so long to get to this. Also, I am not a woman nor am I in STEM (I'm an enby in history) so apologies if science stuff in this is bad. I'm basing the character off of Entrapta (my love) from Nate Stevenson's She-Ra remake.

Till Death Do Us Part (Alastor x Mad Scientist!Reader)

Pairing: Alastor x Reader

Warnings: Gore. Murder. Bodies. Animal cruelty (not detailed at all just like test subjects and burning ants as a kid). Viruses/plague talk. Just capital d Death all around in this one folks. Suicide and starvation briefly mentioned.

Word Count: 2,584

Master Lists:

Master Lists 

Hazbin Hotel Master List

Y/n hadn't been sad when Alastor died. It didn't really even register on her radar that he was gone until the police showed up at her door. Their marriage was more of an agreement than anything else, a division of labor. Y/n was a talented virologist who came from a rather wealthy family. He got access to her money, using it to start his own radio studio, and Y/n? Well Y/n got a clean up crew.

She had always been fascinated by death. It was a morbid curiosity that had followed her since childhood. The typical 'burning ants with a magnifying glass to mass murderer' pipeline only, murder was not exactly her objective. Since learning of the Black Death in school, she had been fascinated by biological warfare and weaponry. The stories of soldiers throwing infected bodies over the walls of city's to break down their defenses? It was magnificent, masterful, absolutely awe inspiring. Living through the Spanish Flu epidemic in 1918, watching how it tore through her city of New Orleans, only furthered her determination.

As soon as she had had the knowledge base to do so, she began working on bio-weapons on her own. She wanted to create a disease, to devastate the world. She wanted to watch the things around her crumble into ruin and know it was by her hand.

She'd found out about Alastor's hobby by accident. They were friends, of a sort, in that Y/n would show up randomly where ever he was and quiz him about radio waves. He worked at a radio station and she knew that. She had followed him, tracked him down. There was no reasoning behind it save he was the first person she'd really found out about that was involved in the business in New Orleans. She would pick his mind about getting the word out about things, marketing, advertising. She was prepping for the main event, for the day she finally created her magnum opus.

One day, when she had shown up unannounced at his door and broken in when he didn't respond to her knocking, Y/n had discovered him dismembering one of his victims. Alastor had stared at her, wide eyed in shock, fear and adrenaline mixing into an intoxicating combination in his veins. Y/n had just smiled.

She had been wondering about human experimentation for a while now. Animals were easy to cover up, easy to bury in the back yard but people? It had always been too risky, up until now anyways.

So it went like this: Y/n funded Alastor's dreams and he hid the side effects of hers. When he died, Y/n didn't really feel anything too strongly about it at all. Yes, it made life harder in that if she wanted to keep using human guinea pigs she'd have to figure out a way to dispose of them on her own but it also made it easier. Alastor had always been so obsessed with image, dragging her to office parties and forcing her to sit down to meals with him. Now that he was gone, she could work on her projects in peace once again. The body thing was something she would figure out along the way. She was smart and she wasn't going to let something like that stop her, not when she was this close to cracking it.

As it turns out, Alastor had been more of a help than Y/n believed. So used to his nattering and persistence, she had stopped eating. It wasn't long before she joined her husband in death. The papers of course had a field day with it. Heiress and Virologist Y/n L/n Withers Away Due to Heartbreak. Y/n L/n Starved Herself to Death and Joins her Murderer of a Husband. Virologist Commits Suicide After Revelation of Dead Husband's Criminal Deeds.

When Y/n had woken up in Hell, her whole world had been turned upside down. If there was life after death, what was the point of killing everyone on earth? She was back at square one.

Rumors were already buzzing through the streets of Hell about some new overlord, some Radio Demon, who had a strikingly similar MO to her husband. Not wanting any distractions this time around, Y/n secluded herself in the outskirts of the pride ring to reformulate her plans.

For decades she worked, trying to create a poison to wipe out the dual planes of the underworld. Work was easier here. No one questioned why she bought the things she bought, no one got upset when people went missing. Hell, no one even blinked twice if they saw her burying a body. It was a veritable paradise for Y/n.

Eventually, news reached her of the Radio Demon's disappearance. Y/n had never been the biggest fan of technology that wasn't involved in her work. In the world of the living, she had barley read the papers. All the machines in her laboratory were ones she had built herself through trial and error. But still, somehow, the news reached her and she felt elated. The last thing weighing her down, the last road block had officially been lifted.

Within seven years, she had perfected the disease. Having run tests on lower rings of Hell, she prided herself on her ability to make it so infections, so deadly. The survival was on par with that of unvaccinated human's infected by rabies. But her plan wasn't complete, no. Taking out everyone in Hell wasn't good enough, she had to figure out how to get it into Heaven as well.

That was when the perfect opportunity fell in her lap. Y/n nearly cried when she caught sight of the interview through the window of a shop selling Vox branded TVs. Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's little brat, was creating a hotel for sinners, where they could be rehabilitated and sent to Heaven. It was perfect, almost too perfect. Y/n didn't question it, her own excitement blinding her. She barley even took the time to come up with a plan that consisted of more than get into the hotel and get her hands on an angel. She figured that was something that could be dealt with later on.

After a few days of research and snooping, she finally made her move. Having packed her bags and woven her way through the streets of Pentagram City, she found herself before the brightly lit marquee of the Hazbin Hotel. Placing her bag on the ground beside her, the test tubes and various paraphernalia inside clinked gently against one another. Raising her hand, she knocked on the door.

It was Charlie herself who answered, with wide eyes and an earnest smile. A smaller moth demon beside her crossed her arms, eyeing Y/n with doubt. It barley registered with the excitable demon, she was used to the strange looks. The new form Hell had granted her with when she died was odd, after all. She was still the same height, still held a roughly human shape, but her hair had become its own beast. It moved like secondary limbs, falling nearly to the floor from the pigtails she had tied it up into. It shot up into the air around her in joy at the sight of yet another open door in her path, this one literal rather than figurative.

"Hello!" Charlie exclaimed, "Are you here to check in?"

"Yes, check in." Y/n nodded, using her hair to pick her bag back up.

She took a step forward, trying to enter the hotel, but found her path blocked by the smaller grey demon. Her arms were uncrossed now, one of them pointing a spear right at Y/n's neck. Y/n didn't flinch, she simply looked down at it in curiosity, reaching a finger up to touch the end.

"Ow." she said flatly as the spear's tip pressed into the pad of her finger.

Raising it to her eyes, she rubbed the droplet of blood that had pooled on her pointer finger with her thumb before turning back to the spear.

"Is this..." Y/n leaned forward, grabbing the spear's shaft.

"Hey!" Vaggie yelled threateningly as Y/n crouched down, examining the weapon carefully.

"Oh my stars, this is an angelic blade, isn't it?" she exclaimed, her eyes still fixed on the spear.

"Uh..."

Vaggie was more confused now than anything and she took the slightest step away from the excited demon. Y/n followed her and soon, they were in the entry way to the hotel. Charlie watched the scene play out with mild amusement, finding her girlfriends bewildered state rather charming. She let the door fall shut.

"It is, isn't it?" Y/n asked again, "But how did you get it? Did you make it? What do you do with it? Is it more effective than normal weapons? Why a spear? I-"

"What's this, we have a new guest?" a crackling voice cut Y/n off.

"Uh, yes!" Charlie stepped in, turning to face the newcomer.

Y/n, still preoccupied with the spear, was now engaged in trying to get Vaggie to let her hold it.

"I think..." Charlie doubtfully added, her brow furrowing at the site.

"Well well well, a little devil." Alastor hummed, turning to watch the show as well, "Honestly, reminds me of someone I knew back when I was alive and kicking. Ah well, what's her name?"

"I don't... actually know that yet." Charlie admitted, fiddling with her hands a bit as she spoke, "But she seems really enthusiastic about being here!"

"It seems she more interested in that spear of Vaggie's than the idea of redemption." Alastor noted in response.

"Are either of you going to help me or are you just gonna sit and watch?" Vaggie exclaimed, trying her best to pry the spear out of Y/n's grip.

Alastor sighed and with a twirl of his microphone, a shadow arose, pulling Y/n off Vaggie. There was a split second where the smile on the girl's face fell. It quickly returned as she caught sight of what exactly had interrupted her escapades. Placing her bag on the floor with her hair, she wormed around in the shadow's arms, turning to face it. Tentatively, she poked it.

"Would you stop that?" Alastor asked, his voice thick with irritation.

Y/n poked the shadow again.

"What is this? How are you doing this?"

When no response came from the demon in question, she at last turned to face him.

"Oh."

She stilled in her movements and Alastor allowed the shadow to disappear.

"No reason to be scared." Charlie quickly stepped in, "I know Alastor here has a bit of a... reputation, but he is actually helping us at the hotel. He's really a great once you get to know him."

Alastor's smile widened as he bowed his head slightly in recognition of the praise.

"If you're going to be staying her-"

"You can't seriously be thinking of letting her stay here, Charlie." Vaggie cut in, "She's been here what, five minutes? And all thats come of it is chaos."

"Vaggie, come on, don't be like that." Charlie turned to her girlfriend, "Everyone deserves a second chance, that's the whole reason we built this place."

"But does she even want to be redeemed? I mean, what if she's... I don't know, trying to take us down from the inside out? What if she's a journalist or some shit trying to write us bad reviews?"

"You flatter me." Y/n smiled and Vaggie scoffed.

"See?"

"Isn't that all the more reason to let her in? Vaggie, if she is undercover as a journalist or something, we just have to prove to her how amazing what we're doing here is."

"I don't know... I've never seen her before, what if she's another one Vox sent?"

Y/n shook her head, sticking her tongue out slightly in disgust at this notion and Alastor chuckled. There really was something so familiar about this demon and her antics. Even if she was a tad irritating, it was a comfortable familiarity.

"Then we will figure it out, same way we did with Sir. Pentious. Okay?"

"Fine." Vaggie relented at last with a sigh.

Smiling brightly, Charlie turned back to Y/n.

"So, hi. I'm Charlie, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! What's your name?"

Y/n's eyes flicked back and forth between Alastor and Charlie for a moment before settling on Charlie.

"Y/n L/n."

Alastor let out a little laugh of disbelief, a sound he had meant to keep in. He couldn't help it. Of course this little mess of a demon was his favorite crazy wife. Alastor had looked for Y/n on occasion, always keeping an eye on news involving anything scientific but, he had never found a trace. Not that he'd admit it but, in their time together, he had grown rather fond of the girl. Not love, never love, but a sort of familial feel. Everyone turned to face him.

"Are you alright, Alastor?" Charlie asked, walking over to him and placing a hand on his arm which he quickly brushed off.

"Yeah, do you know her or something?" Vaggie added, "Is she dangerous?"

"No..." he paused, his brow slightly furrowed, "She's my wife."

The room fell silent.

"You... you didn't recognize your own wife?" Vaggie asked in disbeleif.

"Ex-wife." Y/n corrected with a little sigh.

This was all becoming so tedious. She hadn't come here to sit and talk with people. While the spear and the shadow had been fun, they had both run their courses and she just wanted to get to work.

"I..." Alastor turned back to Y/n, "Ex-wife?"

Y/n shrugged.

"So you didn't recognize your wife and you didn't know you were divorced?" Vaggie asked, rubbing her temples, "Jesus fuck, man."

"I..." Alastor cleared his throat, "We were married when we were alive. I didn't even know she was dead yet."

"Yeah." Y/n shrugged, "Turns out all your nattering was what was keeping me alive. I forgot to eat, starved to death."

Alastor's eyes softened slightly for a moment at the notion. She had needed his care so badly that she had died with out it. It felt good, in a strange way. Satisfying. They darkened again as he recalled her earlier statement.

"Ex-wife?" he asked again, taking a step towards Y/n.

She looked up at him, her expression blank.

"Yeah?"

"When did we get a divorce!" Alastor exclaimed once he realized she would say nothing else on the matter without his prompting.

"Oh! We didn't." Y/n nodded, smiling slightly, "Now, can I go to my room?"

"No, Y/n. Why are you calling yourself my ex-wife? We are still married."

Y/n looked around at Charlie and Vaggie, seeing if they were going to back up her claim. Sighing, she turned back to Alastor.

"Do I really have to lay it out for you?" she paused and Alastor just stared at her, eyebrows raised, "Jesus. Uh, Al, we died."

"Yes...?"

"Till death do us part? That was the agreement."

"I... Well..." he was at a complete and total loss for how to respond.

She wasn't wrong, he just didn't like her answer very much.

"So... the agreement is done... yeah?"

"I mean," Alastor shook his head slightly, "I guess?"

"Great! Can someone please show me to my room now."

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Next Part -> Till Death Do Us Part pt. 2

[darin-nidk]

Family dynamic. | Vox's sibling!Reader.

Content: Implicit imposter syndrome, subtle hints of depression. General description of S.Reader's relationship with The Vee's.

A/N: Probably the last thing you'll see of this particular reader unless I get requests for potential relationships with other Hazbin hotel characters.

Frankly, Hell wasn't exactly what you had in mind, if anything, this particular ring of Hell was like Earth with extra steps and fancier titles: people (read: sinners) still got killed, sometimes there was a transactional reason behind, sometimes just because ; consent was also a bit of a myth here too ; politics? Not exactly. Religion? Uh, duh — after all, the fancy titles previously mentioned were: Archangels, Seraphims, Angels, Sinners and Hellborns (was Adam his own category? His title was First Man and, according to some sources, he had self-proclaimed as Dickmaster or the original dick).

The only upside thus far was that your physical form was kind of cool (literally, a humanoid robot so... an android that had to regulate its body temperature to not overheat), no bones ached, no muscles hurt and you couldn't get sick (a virus, maybe...?) plus your cult leader brother was, to no one's surprise, a cult leader! With the power of hypnosis which, in retrospective, was kind of like his gig back on Earth with manipulation skills that had been perfectly crafted and mastered throughout years and years of studying the human psique and emotions.

The TV head was... new. Unexpected, certainly hilarious even if the context was gruesome to an extent. It made sense, same goes with you: the right-hand, the prophet of this newfound god. Although your form was different since you died electrocuted because of a faulty electrical connection.

Ah yes, what is there to do in Hell..? The Radio Demon had gone missing as well as Lilith, part of you heavily believes that those two separate events are, in fact, connected despite the lack of evidence. A hunch though without something to back it up, you kept quiet — after all, you weren't a big mastermind, though you did enjoy chaos and creating a ridiculous amount of back-up plans in case something went terribly wrong. Cautious? Anxious? Oh, yeah. Your stubborn egotistical brother was careless when going through his many power-trips or when his rage made his (seemingly) perfect persona crack, hence why you just had to have ways to ammend any and all mistakes. Problems made you uneasy, utterly sick — gotta fix 'em, gotta have potential solution for every possible scenario no matter how insane they could be. You never know! You have to know, a sense of being capable of choosing, to own something, just about any single aspect of your life just had to be yours to control.

Nonetheless... Hell, huh. What to do? Unlike Vox, your powers were quite limited and served as support for his, rinse and repeat a life on that one. Besides that, you weren't an official Vee member, more like an honorary one — and thanks to you being a charmer, a problem solver (people-pleaser) and overall someone who rather live comfortably, well... You started babysitting looking after Valentino whenever Vox was too busy (read: didn't want to put up with his bullshit) and this lead to uhhh, unwillingly being dragged to his studio. The porn actors loved you, which made Valentino hate you but also love you as well because "motherfuckers are more willing to cooperate when there's una cara bonita como la tuya around these parts" while squeezing your 'cheeks' (screen). Yeah, you didn't get why Vox wanted this mothman carnally, though his voice was podcast material, the accent? Delicious.

Now when it came to the backbone of The Vee's, it was a trickier situation — mostly due to not having an actual reason to interact with Velvette. Sure, you guys exchanged texts like roasting Vox and Valentino, gossip, some blackmail material... Memes, selfies, the very basic. Being physically in the same room was comfortable, pleasant silences while sitting next to each other and showing funny videos from your respective devices ; or sharing private conversations that were hilarious with or without context, that's for sure! Oh and, let's not forget that this fashionista icon and unforgiving social manager will absolutely roast you if you are dressed like last century. Still, she was kind to you and, in return, you behaved the same way — work collegues, or flatmates would be a way to describe how you two got along.

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[pasta-in-the-pudding]

𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱...

Ben drowned

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Ben with a craigsp!Reader

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Ben with a Charlie!Hazbin hotel!Reader

Ben x reader, swapped bodies!

Ben with a reader who tries to practice exorcism on him

Comforting a child!reader

Ben x chaos princess!reader

Ben x shapeshifter!reader

Ticci Toby

Reaction to sudden physical affection

Reaction to a reader who hides their wounds from him

Toby with a reader who has an ed (TW!!)

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Toby with a reader who smokes

Toby with a mother figure!reader

Toby x kobeni!reader

Toby x Shapeshifter!reader

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Jeff the killer

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His physical medical conditions

Staying up late together

Helping their s/o through a depressive episode (TW!)

Jeff with a scene s/o

Jeff x kobeni!reader

His reaction to being called yours

Jeff with a demon slayer!reader

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Jeff x Italian!reader

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Clockwork

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X-Virus

General headcanons

Jason the toymaker

What his room looks like

Jason with a Clingy!Reader

Killian Lynch

What his room looks like

Killian's reaction to a Joseph!Identity VI!reader

Wedding with a Joseph!Identity VI!Reader

Helping discover new coping mechanisms

Julius the dressmaker

What his room looks like

Julius' reaction to a Joseph!Identity VI!reader

Soulmate au: first date and first kiss

Wedding with a Joseph!Identity VI!Reader

Hoodie

What his room looks like

Homicidal Liu

What his room looks like

Eyeless Jack

Jack with a reader who has an ed (TW!!)

Helping their s/o through a depressive episode (TW!)

Jack x kobeni!reader

Helping a reader with acne scar insecurities

Comforting a child!reader

Redeemed!Jack x Angel!reader

Jack x witch!reader

Nina the killer

Nina with a scene s/o

Bloody painter

Helping a reader with acne scar insecurities

[qodlysinz]

Petty Arguments

Vox X Valentino - Hazbin Hotel

CW: None really, just the silly little goobers, a shit ton of cursing but its hazbin so its wtv, Valentino

Tags: slight angst??? maybe??? I rarely work w angst, Velvette is sick of their shit, mentions of sex

A/N: soo uhhh I’m hispanic BUT I don’t speak spanish, so Val’s spanish might be super shitty but I’d appreciate help for it 😭😭😭 also NOT proofread. This was inspired by this post on twitter

Vox and Valentino had their squabbles. Everyone did. They were in Hell, no one was perfect, and certainly these two weren’t.

Velvette seemed to be growing annoyed with the tense atmosphere after their most recent little fight. It was over another one of Val’s whores—Angel Dust.

That stupid little spider always seemed to be the head of their arguments. Even after he moved out he was a little virus in Vox’s program. He hated how Valentino always had something for Angel Dust. He always talked about him like he’d croak and fall dead from not talking about him for at least thirty minutes.

Vox gritted his teeth in frustration—sure, he had his own obsession, the Radio Demon. He wasn’t afraid to admit it, either. He knew it was unhealthy, but damn it! That fucking bastard deserved Vox’s hatred! Everyone Vox hated was within good reason. And when Vox holds a grudge, he holds it forever.

Val entered Vox’s office, his signature pink smoke enveloping the room. Vox normally found this scent reassuring, knowing that the Precioso Valentino was by his side. But the smell only made him even more irritated. Was he going to mention that stupid fucking spider again? At how much better he was? Just to rile Vox up again?! God, even when gone that twink had Vox pissed off. The mere mention of his name made him want to smash computers, and not in the fun way.

Vox glanced at Val from the corner of his eye, spinning in his chair. “What can I help you with now, Valentino?” Did the mention of his full name give Val the impression he was angry? He hoped so. Vox was not good at communicating. “Why so tense, Vox? Are you still pissed about what I said last night?” He sighed, arms crossed and expecting something—likely an apology��as if he hadn’t been the one to break their silence and come into Vox’s office.

Vox didn’t grace Val with a response, only a contemptuous scoff and a sassy eye roll. That’d get the point across, surely. Val hummed, walking over as if he were one of Velvette’s models. “I’m not going to apologize, so you best do it if you want things to go back to normal.” He sharply said, eyes narrowed. He was probably squinting to see Vox from how shitty his eyesight was.

The TV demon scowled, breaking their eye contact and turning back to his screens. “Forget about Angel Dust, and we have an agreement.” Vox snapped back, not even bothering to look at Valentino. The moth let out an abrasive scoff like Vox had called him a heinous slur. “¡Maldito imbécil!” Val shouted at him, “you know that slippery fuck is my best star, I can’t just give him away!” He smacked his fist to the desk, shaking the screens. Vox quickly got to his feet, glaring at him.

“He’s not some lost dog you found, Valentino! He’s just some other whore you employed, so just forget that motherfucker!” Vox argued back, he was going to try and add more points to his case, but Valentino had pressed on his screen, muting his voice. “Maybe it’s time you shut the fuck up for once.” Val huffed, stomping off. Vox was quiet, by choice, and stared after Val. His jaw slack and eyes wide. Valentino had never spoke to him so coldly—not in their hundreds of arguments over the years. He was hardheaded and brash, so that meant he was fucking pissed.

Vox swallowed, turning his volume back up. “Fucker.” He muttered to himself.

Val paced around his room, ranting to Velvette in anger, mixing in some fast-spoken Spanish Velvette couldn’t decipher. She sighed, trying to sigh over him to get him to notice how annoyed she was, he didn’t care and continued to complain.

“Can you believe that fucker said that?! ¡Ese estúpido imbécil sabe lo duro que trabajo!” Val yelled, grabbing at his antenna in frustration and throwing his guns and glasses of alcohol at the walls. Velvette groaned, “shut up!” She yelled over him, silencing the incredibly tall moth. He stared at her, now glaring. “Excuse me?”

“You two fuckheads are insufferable! One minute you’re literally sucking each other off on the couch, and the next you’re at each other’s throats! It’s pathetic. I’m the middleman, and it’s completely ridiculous!” She rubbed her temples, sighing loudly. “Ever since you got that lanky prick Angel Dust you’ve been talking about him like he’s the Queen of England.”

“The who?”

She ignored him, “we get it, you like how much money he makes you and how fun it is to torture the lad. But sometimes it’s annoying. And by sometimes, I mean all the goddamn time!” She continued. “And you muted him?! You know how he gets when he’s being overshadowed! Just kiss and makeup so I don’t break out from all this stupid fucking stress! Negativity is bad for my skin.” Velvette huffed, slamming the door as she left.

Val sighed, she did have a point. But he’d rather be caught in a polyester suit off the rack than admit his faults. He sat down, groaning loudly as he mumbled curses in Spanish before looking around his room in search of the cameras, but unable to fully see them. “Vox!” He shouted, “come here!”

Reluctantly, the TV demon transported himself via camera, standing before Valentino with his hands folded behind his back. On his screen read: ‘what do you want now?’

How mature.

Val scoffed, crossing his lower arms with his upper arms on his hips. “Come on, Vox, just talk.” He demanded, “I need to hear your voice.” He said it so quietly Vox almost asked him to repeat himself.

“What now, Valentino? Are you going to mute me again and go fuck Angel Dust?” He rolled his eyes, walking over to the window. Val grumbled, following him. “No. That idiota went back to the stupid hotel.” He huffed out irritably. Vox visibly brightened, giving his full attention to Valentino. “What is it, Val?” He spoke gently.

Val was quiet for a moment before speaking up. “Velvette helped me realize… that I was being unreasonable and unfair.” He murmured, Vox was surprised that Val had admitted to his own faults, straightening up as he smiled softly. “Did she now?” He tilted his head, Val nodded, leaning down to Vox’s height. “I’m…” he shuddered, “…sorry…”

Vox hummed, adjusting his tie. “Well. I didn’t ever expect to hear that from you of all Sinners, Val. Are you sure you’re the same person?” He asked lightly, looking very amused. Val rolled his eyes, “very funny.” He sarcastically quipped, “I promise to stop bringing up Angel Dust if you stop bringing up Alastor.” He propped his hands on his hips, inching closer to his face. Vox sighed, “very well. It’s a promise. We won’t bring up—them… from now on.”

“Hm. Good.” Val enveloped the smaller Vox in his arms, “this is going to happen again three days from now, isn’t it?” Vox muttered into Val’s neck fluff, grimacing. “It keeps us on our toes!” Val grinned wickedly as he kissed Vox passionately. “Don’t you think?”

Vox blinked, slowly nodding. “Mm-hmm,” he dizzily mumbled, a day without Valentino affection was like a day without drugs, almost like he needed Val to survive or he’d seize. Val laughed cheekily, “Kitty, lock the doors!” He ordered the robot as it quickly zipped away per order.

[tycho-the-taco]

Okay I am going crazy Ik. It is 1:27 am when I started typing this

Murder drones, hazbin hotel, hell followed with us, and the Bible are all connected. Now to start simple with hazbin, hfwu and the Bible, all have religious themes that tie into the Bible.

Hazbin has seraphim’s, heaven and hell, and of course, Adam. Pretty straight forward on the connection there.

Since I’m not many people know what he’ll followed with us is, I will go more into detail. Hfwu is more about the end of the world brought by a Christian apocalypse. The angels being their military (literal people, just with the term angels), and the one that has me stuck on the most, The Flood. The Flood is basically a virus in this world. Taking one’s body and twisting it into a terrible horror to be used to commit genocide against the “nonbelievers”. The flood is also a reference to Noah’s ark.(it dead ass took me a few months to make that connection-)

YA KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN BE TIED INRO NOAHS ARK?! FREAKING MURDER DRONES.

More specifically the book of epoch. In the book of epoch it dives into why god sent the flood. To make a long boring story short, god sent down angels called watchers. The watchers fell in love with mortals and the two created these greedy and gluttonous giants. Giants that ate so much that they turned to humans as a food source.

Now with murder drones, you have these angels [of death] (the disassembly drones) who turn to the worker drones(a smaller version of themselves) as a food source. They consume so much that the workers have to hide away. The disassembly drones are wiping out the workers to create a better Copper-9.(mainly so the absolute solver can destroy it all) But then you have the question. If the murder drones are giants, and the workers are humans. Who are the watchers who created the giants? To that I say, it’s Tessa. Tessa watched people, having no clue how to interact with them. She fell in love with the worker drones(more in the “awe a sad wet cat” way and less of a “that’s gonna be my husband”). And her love for them sparked the absolute solvers creativity to create the disassembly drones. (And I say the absolute solver because I fully believe that cyn is dead and was dead way before we first meet her. I believe the absolute solver is controlling her. Would explain why she moves and talks so strangely)

Now, I am not saying that murder drones is 100% based on a religious story. But I am saying there are patterns. Patterns between it and other biblical fanfictions.

Also random side tangent, the way the flood(from hfwu) acts reminds me so much of how the absolute solver turns people. Especially Tessa. Yes ik it didn’t turn her but it did use her as a puppet. But she’s still this inhuman twisting pile of flesh that’s so violent and twisted you can’t help but wonder if there ever was humanity in that flesh. Even how it twisted Uzi in episode seven. She was recognizable yes but she looked completely wrong. Like looking at the uncanny valley.

Hell followed with us and murder drones were released around the same time (June 7 2022 for hell followed with us, October 29th 2021 for murder drones). I know they are not closely similar. I know that they are not the same story written by the same person. But the way the stories feel. The patterns. I enjoy connecting dots that don’t exist.

It’s now 1:54. I’m gonna go to sleep before I make anymore side ways rambling.

Ps, thank you to my boyfriend who told me to post my ramblings here<3

[lnsertacooluserhere]

Hellaverse Infection AU

One day an outbreak of an unknown virus happens in hell. The virus is quickly spreading and killing millions of demons. The virus is even killing off sinners which is unusual. This causes Charlie to immediately panic. She has no idea what started this virus and suddenly it’s killing millions of people. 

The story takes place mainly through the eyes of Charlie, with an occasional POV of one of the other characters in the cast. 

A key part of this virus is that it only infects demons. This means Charlie, Vaggie, and Lucifer are all immune to the virus because of their angelic heritage.

After news breaks out about the virus, Heaven decides to shut off all contact to hell for reasons unknown. 

On top of this, Lucifer goes no contact. He wont answer any calls or texts even if theyre from Charlie. No one knows why Lucifer suddenly went no contact, but it’s assumed he’s in his palace watching as this virus destroys Hell. This worsens the cracks in Lucifers and Charlies relationship because Lucifer is basically abandoning Charlie and hell when they need him most.

Charlie is panicking trying to find out what caused this awful outbreak and trying to contact heaven to find a cure. Charlie has tried nearly everything to  try and contact heaven but her plans are always foiled. Despite these failed attempts though, Charlie still is optimistic that heaven will one day reach out and hell will be saved. 

Vaggie and the other residents are incredibly worried for Charlies sanity though. Not only is Charlie beating herself up about the fact she has to turn against her morals to protect the hotel and her friends, but shes been staying up all night trying to find some kind of cure or come up with some kind of plan. 

The story mainly follows the hazbin cast, but some characters from helluva boss will also add to the plot. It’s a hellaverse spin off on the MLP infection AUs that were really popular earlier this year and a portion of the story will be told through diary entrees. What could have possibly caused this viral outbreak, why arent Charlies ideas working, and will Charlie, Vaggie, and Lucifer be the only ones left in hell afterwards?

Thoughts? I’m not the most talented writer but should I make a fic? I’m always open to criticism and potential plot ideas

[alpimerealmsystem]

About Us!

To start this off, we're a RAMCOA and mixed origins system, that bothers you? Feel free to leave

Now that that's over with, hi! Nice to meet ya, welcome to the chaos. The main side who runs this blog is Manik, he's an Angel Dust fictive from Hazbin Hotel and goes by any pronouns :) He's our front anchor and host, and we rely on him for a lot of stability in the system. Another host we have is Kringe, although he's mostly in co-con, he may fuck around here sometimes tho!

Our system origins are fucking weird but we're a distorpid system + esogenic + gateway + delusionbased + HC-DID + cephaloconcious system however even though we are an HC-DID system we still just call ourselves endogenic because it's easier and fits us better. We have a duplex system (sharing a system completely, our "innerworld" is the same) with our honorary sibling @oxygenatedbots

About the system - We're a system of 800+ as of last updated, but our system is forever growing and we consider it to be eternal. We also are uncomfortable with the terms alters/headmates being used for us due to our origins and prefer the terms sides/sysmates when referring to us. Of course, you can also just use our names. Most sides originate due to spirtual beliefs but we believe trauma has also majorly influenced our system, with that being said, we are primarily endogenic and have decided we have been plural for a good while, but when we did "split" we were going through extreme trauma, so really we don't know what we split from but we do believe you dont have to split from trauma. Oh, also please don't use the word "innerworld" when referring to us! Call it Alpime or the Inneruniverse, thanks!

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Posting schedule ~ we post poems sometimes! Depends on motivation levels and how busy we are but that's actually why we started this blog! and then depending on other shit sometimes we'll do short stories, system posts and alterhumanity related posts. Yes this blog is chaotic, yes atm it's mainly reblogs, no we don't give a fuck.

Stuffs I write ~ I write a lot of darker topics in my poetry such as us ruining the world, mental health, etc. I do put trigger warnings on some of my posts so please keep this in mind y'all. About my short stories, I wrote partially just fiction stuff or I may start with a prompt. The other half of the stuff I write is going to be werewolf/Lycanthropy/therianthropy themed!

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I need friends, feel free to reach out (especially if a system, would love more system friends. Also only minors, bc the body is sadly

I think that's it, thanks!

Last updated ~ April 4, 2024 - Manik

[thatonearoacefreak]

list of all of my more prominent phases since June of 2022

List of main phases according to my photos:

June 2022- Wof

July 2022- Wof

August 2022- Wof, animal crossing, Legends of Zelda, plague doctors…?

September 2022- Loz, Wof, animal crossing, mlp, Oop looks like I became a furry

October 2022- Fnaf, fnf, starting of batm phase, starting of babatqftim phase,

November 2022- fnf, babatqftim, batm, fnaf

December 2022- babatqftim, batm, fnf,

January 2023- warrior cats, furry stuff, huge sonic phase, my street, babatqftim, batm, sonic exe, fnf

February 2023- sonic, warrior cats, Wof, babatqftim, more furry stuff, sonic exe, fnf

March 2023- sonic, fnf, sonic exe, more furry stuff, mcyt(started with empires smp), fnaf

April 2023- Sonic, still a furry, sonic exe, fnf

May 2023- Sonic, still a furry, mcyt, more mystreet, Pokemon a bit

June 2023- Chikin Nugget, Biblically accurate angels, MCYT, still a furry

July 2023- My own ocs, Undertale phase begins, weirdcore, and whatever the Aculon Empire is from, underverseeee, BIRTH OF FALLEN VIRUS PAINT CHIBI AND NIGHTMARE!!!, still a furry but not as obvious

August 2023- Sonic, undertale, MCYT, a bit of Zelda, weirdcore, BIRTH OF RUBY LETS GOOO

September 2023- Undertale, sonic, weirdcore, getting into fnaf again, Deltarune, black holes, sams, outsiders smp, MCYT, starting Hazbin Hotel phase, underverse

October 2023- Undertale, MCYT, a bit of Fnaf, weirdcore, handplatesss, underverse, grian, BIRTH OF MY MAIN FNAF OC PATCHWORK(technically), a bit of tdac

November 2023- Undertale oml, mcyt, a bit of tdac, mainly fnaf, Oop Loki phase, underverse, sonic, weirdcore

December 2023- Mainly fnaf, and weirdcore, undertale, sonic, mcyt, Hold Back The Tide, birth of tdac oc, Oop Hazbin Hotel, sams, worm on a string(?)

January 2024- Undertale, sonic, therain stuffs, fnaf, sams a lot of sams, mcyt, back to mlp, Hazbin Hotel, Hatsune Miku, weirdcore

February 2024- Hatsune Miku, Hazbin Hotel, Undertale, Sonic, fnaf, mlp, mcyt

March 2024- Hazbin Hotel, mlp, mcyt, Sonic, Undertale, Hatsune Miku, Heathers, Deltarune (mainly spamton), Atla, Homestuck, a little bit of batm

April 2024- Undertale, Sonic, Fnaf, mlp, Hatsune Miku, weirdcore, PJSK, MHA

May 2024(so far)- Undertale, a little bit of the binding of Isaac, MHA, fnaf, Sonic, Svsss

extra: Infinity train was somewhere in 2022 idk where. Poppy playtime I never got into but it’s just kinda hovered around my life lol

[crazybiaatch]

I have. many.

1. Hazbin Hotel

okay so Lucifer is coming (in 12 hours!!!) and all I know about him is that he wants to be a better dad. I am Scared. I don't want him to be abusive but also imagine Lucifer, an angel cast from hell and the actual Sin of Pride, as a father? Especially with how Charlie talks about him, she talks abt his love for Lilith, and then she mentions herself like an afterthought "he had this beautiful amazing wife and oh yeah they had a kid but then the angels started killing-" it's like to her, she's just a side character to her parents epic love story, and most kids don't usually feel like that, and no kid should feel like that

2. Puss In Boots

as I've said in previous posts, I'm new to this and I really like Death as a character. What I don't like is how people treat his name. In the movie he says "I'm Death, not metaphorically or rhetorically (ect)" so we know, that guy is Death. That's his name. But bc Puss is Spanish and speaks Spanish, he calls Death 2 things, the 1st is Lobo, he calls him that bc it means wolf, and as we see through the movie, everyone loves just calling animals by their Spanish names (Puss being called Gato, Perrito getting his name from Puss just calling him puppy in Spanish) but this is a trend, so he's just referring to him as a wolf, it's like calling someone 'man' or 'girl'. The 2nd is Muerte, which is you know anything abt romantic languages you would know just means Death. So this is Deaths Spanish name, right? nope. The movie is in English and Spanish, when they're speaking English to us they are speaking English in world, Death introduces himself as Death. When you meet someone from another culture, let's just say a girl named Sakura from Japan, would you start calling her Cherry in English?? No, you wouldn't. Deaths name is Death, the water Puss uses Muerte is his title, his name is Death and his title is Muerte. This is something that can be and is translated across languages, Mrs Smith can become Senorita Smith.

3. Undead

The undead is a really cool idea, and I want to know more about how it works. Do zombies get slow bc of their dead/dying brains or bc of their decaying/decayed muscles? What is it abt a zombie bit that turns you, is it the saliva, the teeth or just the breaking of the skin? how would the different zombie causes (risen dead, virius outbreak, magic, brainwashing, whatever's going on in tlou) affect how the zombie grows/decays? like the risen dead would already be slow and have the look of a zombie, but any of the others start of with living people and would be harder to track especially the magic/brainwashing ones since those guys can also have speech. Why does zombifiction only affect humans? we see in some places that they can affect animals, but they rarely do. The risen dead should, a virus is 50/50, magic and brainwashing are both 100% usable on animals and tlou zombies should have infected animals before they got humans (technically they did with ants but it should have gone through mammals before it got to humans)

You know what? Fuck it. Reblog this post gushing about your current hyperfixation. Idc what it is. Strawberries? Talk about how much you love them and what cool stuff you know about them. A TV show or book? Make long paragraphs gushing about it. Idc. Need to see more people talking about their hyoerfixations.

[hunter-the-sad-skeleton]

*COUGH COUGH* So I Animated A Thing Today! Go Check It Out! I’m Proud Of The Lipsinking! @bccfggffbgv, @new-account-sam-christy-456!

[alexmercer2424]

Hey!! Can I request the 6 main characters from Hazbin Hotel meeting a human (gender neutral) who’s from 2021 and they tell them all of the crazy, modern stuff that’s happening in the world rn? Thanks!😊

HH Main 6 Hearing about 2020/2021

Given that they all died at different times (with Angel and Niffty who possibly, possibly died around the same time) they all have different reactions

As curious as Charlie was with you being human still and not a demon, the events you spoke about didn’t interest her in the slightest

She’s how old? Her father is whom? Lucifer showed her it all, it’s what she studied at times, so plagues weren’t new, riots weren’t new, and government corruption wasn’t new

It was like reading about the Greco-Roman period all over again just with less myths and stories

Also she was more curious about you humans not learning from history and instead repeating it

Isn’t that your whole thing? It’s like her dad telling her the importance of the Heaven Hell War to make sure it never happens again

And if it does, that Hell is the winning side this time

Alastor had a different reaction

He was amused no doubt

The stock market crash ain’t got nothing on this! Oh how he wished he could’ve been apart of it!

The challenge of people staying indoors but blending in with the crowds of protestors and rioters

It sounded like a time only he could conquer and truly benefit from

But here he was, stuck in hell, waiting for all those corrupt souls to fall into his hands

Angel had no real interest to be fair

He’s never been into politics or news or current events

Probably thought a virus plagued his time as well, probably remembered a story he was told

Is kinda glad his sister didn’t have to live through that tho, wherever she is, heaven or hell

But other than that no real interest

Niffty also had no real interest as in them being real current events

But rather the idea of it all and the plot it could become for her fan fiction

It was like those zombie stories she read about (or some type of reanimation of the dead without labels)

Could make a great thriller or even a romance

Being locked together with someone you loved didn’t sounds like a bad thing to her

Husk had more of a reaction than the others

Because that was so close to him and his time

And yet, it was still so far away

What haunted him most was the being locked away

Being afraid to leave

He experienced similar things, but it wasn’t because of a virus

It was because of metal flying through the air

As for the corrupt government and the riots? He lived through that all already

When will any of us, as humans across the world and not country specific, will learn…

Vaggie was the most effected…

She died just years before this

And as much as she could care less about her own living and her own “what if” life

She cared about those she left behind and loved

They were living through all this

They may have been struggling

They may have been those families losing their jobs or their homes and actually getting sick and suffering just to die…

It made her sick to her stomach, to think about those people she cared about struggling so badly

Living in fear and not being able to do a thing about it besides the minimum

It did make her wish to be alive for a couple more days, or to somehow get up there, to try and comfort them

But she couldn’t… that wasn’t possible…

And Charlie comforting her didn’t help like it should’ve

It just made her feel guilty

Guilty she couldn’t do the same…

I know none of these previous years have been fun… but we’ve made it this far somehow!

To those who have lost someone from the virus, I am so sorry. No one deserves to die over misinformation being spread around, it wasn’t their fault especially if they tried being safe

[cryptidghostgirl]

Oooo part 2 of Aka Till Death Do Us Part (Alastor x Mad Scientist!Reader) was interesting

Loved it a lot 😭

Just imagining how reader would meet Lucifer (yes I'mma add some short king love) for the first time, whether this the ep where everyone meets him for the first time or he's just visiting is undecided.

Anyways she's a smart gal, she creates viruses, diseases, etc.. in order to destroy the human race (now demon and angel race), so she tries to befriend Lucifer

He's powerful, he could be her ticket out of the deal she was tricked into. Plus Alastor hates him so even better.

Whether the wife collector is befriending her from his hatred for Alastor (aka trying to steal his ex wife) or because he actually likes her or not is also undecided

But they become buddies, keeping her little secret while playing Alastor as this horrid creature that coerced her into a deal

She might not understand how deals function, but just like Alastor she'll find a way out of it. She won't let him interrupt her work for years again.

Another bonus of befriending Lucifer is she can try and coerce him into giving her some samples (blood, hair, skin, etc..) It'll help with the virus she's creating, along with seeing if there's any cell differences between fallen angels and normal ones.

A/N I literally love this idea. It is so on brand for her if she was tuned in with the world around her enough to realize her hanging with Lucifer even made Alastor mad. Also, not you calling Lucifer 'the wife collector,' that made me cackle.

Till Death Do Us Part pt. 3 (Alastor x Mad Scientist!Reader)

Pairing: Alastor x Reader x maybe also Lucifer a little bit if you squint

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Till Death Do Us Part (Alastor x Mad Scientist!Reader)

Till Death Do Us Part pt. 2

Warnings: I am not a woman nor am I in stem (but an enby in history) so pls be kind about the fact that I don't understand science. Angst, abusive/unhealthy relationship, possessive Alastor. It's not love but its certainly something.

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Idle hands are the devil's playthings, wasn't that how the expression went?

It had been a month since that fateful day Y/n had struck a deal with Alastor, tying her to his side once again. She railed against it, fought valiantly, but there was no escaping the constraints of the contract. Never allowed a moment to herself, Y/n's life became a series of involvement in group activities she hated and chastisements from Alastor. She sat at his feet, the collar hanging heavy around her neck as a sort of twisted crown in his eyes. The Radio Demon and his wife, his queen, his prisoner.

She was never allowed out of his sight, Alastor even forcing her to stay in the same room as him, to sleep in the same bed. It was nothing Y/n had any sort of frame of reference for. He had never been like this in life, she had never experienced this sort of metaphorical suffocation. Y/n was adrift, the world a confusing blur around her. Every time she tried to make sense of it, thought she had figured out some small aspect, he changed it all again and left her in a lurch that sent her mind spiraling into unformed chaos.

Even when she managed somehow to stole a spare moment, was able to sneak away to her lab of a room, Alastor found her and dragged her out again. Y/n's continual protests and pleas to be allowed to continue her work, for him to hold up his end of the bargain and deliver her an angel, fell on deaf ears or were merely met with a solitary, fragile 'soon.' For all this time, Y/n had thought Hell to be misrepresented. She had found a true Heaven in Pentagram City, a safe haven, a salve. Now, she knew the true meaning of suffering.

It was different than she had expected. To suffer had always been something physical in her eyes. It had been her victims writhing in pain, it had been the sharp oppression of a world filled with human life. Never had she thought being trapped in her own mind like this could be a curse, rather than a blessed moment of reprieve.

Idle hands are the devil's playthings, wasn't that how the expression went? Y/n's hands were most certainly idle, all she needed was the devil to play with them.

It was just her luck when Lucifer showed up at the hotel, intent on visiting his daughter. Y/n was never the most observant but, since being tricked into selling her soul to Alastor, had become quite wary and watchful of him. It did not escape her notice the way his stance tightened and his eye twitched the minute the King of Hell threw himself through the hotel's double doors and into Charlie's arms.

Y/n watched the interaction carefully from where she sat lazily on the table beside Angel Dust and Sir Pentious. There were exactly three thoughts in her mind. The first was that it was useful to know Alastor hated the man. The second was that Lucifer was standing right before her eyes. He was powerful, maybe powerful enough to get her out of the sticky situation she currently found herself to be in. Not only that, but he was once an angel. This was the most important of the three thoughts, completely eclipsing the other two as soon as they reared their heads. Not quite the real deal but, potentially useful none the less. Getting close to him could mean getting one step closer to her goals. Silently, she slipped down from the table and began to approach the grouping of demons.

With a carful step, she sidled up behind them. Softly, she raised a hand to the back of Lucifer's head, to where his hair peaked out from beneath the edges of his hat. The excitement that rose in her chest was quickly stifled as Lucifer spun around.

"Charlie!" he exclaimed, "Why don't you introduce me to some of your other fr- oh!"

Y/n froze, her hand still raised. She opened her mouth to speak but the words caught in her throat once she caught the glare Alastor was sending her way. Letting out a nervous chuckle, Y/n's hands fell to her sides, clasping behind her back.

"Uh..." Lucifer turned to his daughter, his eyebrows raised.

"Oh, don't mind Y/n," Charlie awkwardly tittered, stepping forward, "she is always a bit... odd but, she is actually our newest guest!"

"Uh-huh." Lucifer nodded, his eyes moving back to Y/n and examining her features carefully, "Well, it is nice to be meeting you."

Lucifer stuck out his hand for Y/n to shake but the demon just eyed it warily. The furtive glance she shot Alastor behind his back, and the subtle nod he gave in return, did not escape Lucifer's notice. With another distasteful glance towards his hand, Y/n raised part of her hair up and took it, shaking it firmly.

Lucifer's confusion only seemed to grow as he looked down towards the point of connection.

"Um... okay, then." he hummed in thought as she released his hand.

It was when Alastor went out to solve the problem Mimzy had caused that Lucifer took his chance. All the while, as Mimzy had blathered on to Y/n about the 'good old days' and the shared aspects of their pasts, as soon as the tour of the hotel had ended, she had watched him. Observance was not, however, in her nature. It completely had escaped her notice that, all the while, Lucifer had been watching her as well.

The demon herself was nothing of import. She was strange and unrefined and, to be honest, deeply disconcerting to him in a number of ways. It was the thing lurking beneath it all that caught his attention. There was something going on between that girl and the Radio Demon and Lucifer didn't trust either of them. He may have thought Charlie's dreams to be in vain, known from his own experience how fruitless her project would turn out to be, but that didn't stop him from doing what it took to keep his little girl safe.

Lucifer sidled up beside the girl where she stood, watching the carnage Alastor wreaked with a vague sense of disinterest.

"So, you have a deal with the Radio Demon."

It was a statement, not a question. It was an accusation. Y/n shot into the air in surprise, not having noticed his presence beside her. With wide, analytical eyes, she turned to face him.

"With Alastor?"

"Yep."

"How could you tell?" she asked, leaning forward in curiosity.

"What are you two planning."

Another subtle command that went right over Y/n's head. She sighed, crossing her arms.

"I'm planning world destruction. He wants me to be his wife again and tricked me into this whole..." she waved her hands wildly through the air, "situation."

Lucifer didn't know whether to laugh or to take her out right there. Instead, he shook his head, opting to state in mild shock:

"Married? Again?"

"Yeah. I forced him to when we were alive so people would leave me alone and I'd have some human test subjects for my work. Let me tell you: not my favorite experiment I have ever conducted."

"I..." Lucifer was flabbergasted, struck into silence.

"So he tricked me into a deal. I was hiding from him for decades down here. One little slip up was all it took." she playfully used her hair to hit the side of her head, "Stupid Y/n."

"Where does the again part fit in?"

Y/n raised her eyebrows.

"Really? Why is that the part I have to explain to everyone. I mean, logically, it just doesn't make sense. That should be the question on the bottom of someones list. It shouldn't even be a question."

"Did you get a divorce?"

"In 1930? No. Even I knew that wasn't really an option. I married him to stop people talking, not start it. Besides, he wasn't this much of a bother when we were alive."

"So..." Lucifer prompted after a moment.

"Till death do us part?"

"Ah."

He really did laugh now. Just a light chuckle. Y/n smiled in appreciation.

"There you go. Now, how did you know? About the deal, I mean. Also, why do you guys hate each other so much? I thought you had never met before? And oh! Ohohoh! Also, can I have some of your hair."

Lucifer scoffed, his arms falling loosely from where he had crossed them over his chest to his sides. Charlie had been right, Y/n certainly was odd.

"My hair?"

Y/n nodded her head eagerly. When he gave no response, a concentrated and slightly confused expression flitted across her face. As if struck by a sudden inspiration, she regained her composure once again.

"Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to say 'please' when I ask for stuff. Al always said it was proper manners but I think its just a waste of time to be perfectly honest. It's still the same request, the same outcome. Doesn't really change anything. Why would one word make someone give a totally different answer? I mean, it's just foolish really. Anyway," she cleared her throat, "can I please have some of your hair?"

"I..." Lucifer raised a hand to his forehead, rubbing his temples, "why?"

"Because you're a fallen angel?" Y/n replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, "And I want to see what that means?"

Before Lucifer could reply, Alastor stepped back into the lobby, straightening his jacket.

"What a show!" Angel exclaimed, applauding dramatically.

Alastor tipped his head to the side in recognition, his eyes surveying the room. When they fell on Lucifer and Y/n in the corner, his gaze hardened. Y/n payed the commotion no mind. Lucifer, on the other hand, grinned.

"I have a proposal." he hummed, turning back to Y/n.

She narrowed her eyes in sudden doubt.

"You don't like Alastor very much, do you?"

"No...? Of course I don't!" Y/n replied in exasperation, "All he does is keep me from doing my work and drag me around by that stupid chain like a dog. It hurts my neck and..." her voice grew softer and she looked away, fixing her eyes on her interlaced fingers, "and I feel like he's trying to force me into the shape of something I'm not. It's... it's like wearing shoes that are four sizes two small on a twenty mile hike."

Lucifer laughed.

"Well, that certainly is... descriptive. How about we make a deal?"

Her head shot up, her narrowed eyes meeting his once again.

"You're not going to just take my soul like he did, are you?"

"No, of course not my dear. Only lesser demons like him need to do that in order to feel strong, to maintain some sort of power, to get what they want." Lucfier enunciated the last four words sharply, the syllables like needles, "I'm simply offering an exchange."

"That's what he said too."

Lucifer raised his hands to show he meant no harm.

"Look, we don't even have to shake on it. I will give you some of... some of my hair or... whatever... and you will help me get on his nerves, take him down a notch. Who the Hell knows, that might even help you too."

Y/n was silent in thought for a moment. She did want the hair and messing with Alastor seemed all too appealing. Still, there was something eating away at her.

"Would you..." she lifted herself up to Lucifer's eye level with her hair.

Y/n wasn't that much shorter than the king of Hell, just a couple inches. Those couple inches certainly made a difference. Lucifer could have sworn there was a literally electrical spark in the darkness of her eyes.

"You're powerful, yes? King of Hell and all?"

Lucifer nodded.

"Would you be able to help me figure out a way out of this mess?"

It was Lucifer's turn to think now as he mulled the idea over in his mind. Sure, theoretically he probably could but, he had never tried to break another demon's deal and even past that, he didn't know if he wanted to. Y/n was disarming, strange, had mentioned wanting to destroy the world. Lucifer didn't know her well enough to gage if there was any real risk and Alastor seemed to have her on more than a metaphorical leash.

"Maybe." he admitted, deciding on the path of least resistance, the one where he could try and succeed or pretend it was an unknown impossibility all along, "I don't know."

In some strange way, there was something stable about the man before her. Alastor was unpredictable, had sent her life spinning. Lucifer felt safe.

"Good enough for me!" Y/n smiled brightly, "I look forward to working with you."

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Writing this made me really want to do a Lucifer fic with the idle hands thing.

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