#Hate that last one

[chaos-doodles-shit]

CHOKES AND DIES /POS

HARBINGERRRRRRR BABYYYYY

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[foolsocracy]

this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[mini-minish]

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

[isagaiia]

you are the wolf

[cornishons]

here's another one. shout out to my freak my weirdos my psychos. Ty for the laughs helping me thru this hard time in my life. I'm deleting twitter until season 3 comes out

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.

i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle

What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.

its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want

[hiveswap]

[umblrspectrum]

i hate perspective. happy new years also

[peachybunana]

THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE REAL

[riddleturner]

he's an apostate. he's a grey warden. he's on the run from the law. he's bonded body mind and soul to a spirit of the fade. he practices one of the rarest and most taxing magical diciplines known to mages. he's a cat dad. he was put in solitary confinement for a full year. he saves lives daily and asks for no payment. he's a massive bitch. he's personal friends with the hero of ferelden. he hates the church. he's hopelessly in love with you. he writes and distributes his own manifesto. he was forced to kill his own ex boyfriend. he doesn't see a way out. he's fucking blonde.

[stemmmm]

ok a third one. i've got a third one

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The dog days are over.

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[messymoonmad]

Oiled up Telemachus when

Never. anyways-

Femboy telemachus my beloved (i like to think he had long hair when he was 18)

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