#Hastur Orion

[adracat]

Law of Casuality Write-Up (Pt.1?)

Warning!!: the following contains self-indulgence to the likes you’ve never seen before

Law of Causality: The proposition that everything in the universe has a cause and is thus an effect of that cause

Happy Sulemio week! Since it’s Fantasy Day, I decided to finally get cracking on this freeform analysis of my G-Witch series— Law of Causality. I’ve mentioned before this may be my favorite thing I’ve ever written. I was in a manic ADHD-fixation trance while writing this series. If you want the literary version of a triple-layer myth cake, this may be for you. I was considering an essay-style dissection but that’s taking too long. So here are my loose insights into this series as a whole!

Art by my friend Tay, or @TaruhtQarineXiV on Twitter

As Above, So Below: Where it all began. I’ve mentioned in the A/Ns that this was spawned from my deep looks into what the show was taking inspiration from (imo). It’s my little love letter to Sulemio and gwitch, which quickly grew into something more.

Queen in White/King in Red—Beyond the alchemy, I wanted titles that sounded fairytale-esque while also hinting toward another mythos. Hastur or the King in Yellow (Signalis and True Detective enjoyers know that name) The initial King in Yellow appears in Haïta the Shepherd as the benevolent god of shepherds; a domain Hastur shares with Mercury. The short story is about the impermanence of happiness and how it can only be found once you stop seeking it. It’s a theme I ran with for the entirety of LoC, particularly Elnora. The later incarnations of Hastur are malicious eldritch figures. Suletta vs Prospera 😊

On Faerytales: LoC is obsessed with cycles and the rhyming of history. To me, fairytales embody that perfectly. The oral traditions of them are never the exact same, flavored with variations throughout the years. It’s how we got mythology to local folklore to Brothers Grimm to Disney renditions. That’s why I used Eros and Psyche and Sleeping Beauty for Suletta and Miorine (I’m convinced the show does this too but ymmv)

The latter is inspired by the former with Psyche placed under a sleeping torpor Eros breaks. In Sleeping Beauty, the offending curse is a spindle and she’s barricaded by a witch in the form of a dragon. The Hawthorn serves as Mio’s ‘spindle’ as she suffers depression and isolation in the wake of her mother’s vanishing. Prospera (coded as witch Satan) is the dragon. Notrette is the fairies bearing gifts. In a twist, Suletta wakes her with Love as Anteros in the place of Eros. Yes I layered this cake excessively. It’s probably still confusing; I’m sorry.

Tldr; I used Sleeping Beauty alongside Greek myth.

Chaos and Night: Paradise Lost twisted into a toxic witch romance. One of the most insane ideas I’ve had, but I adore it to bits. Both Prospera and Notrette are vested to the teeth with mythology and theology.

Notrette: Besides Thelema’s Nuit/Babalon and cuing her as ‘God’, as a being of creation, opposed to the Devil, I fit so much into her character. She’s Lilith, Pandora, Circe, Ceres, Virgin Mary, the Morrigan, Ariadne, a deconstruction of the Mother Goddess from neopaganism, and the capricious Queen of Elphame from folklore.

Another figure I styled her after is White Boann, the Dagda’s mistress and wife to Nechtan (cognate with Nuada or the silver-hand) which is where you get the hazel tree link. Boann names her son Aengus because the Dagda was her ‘one desire’.

Circling back to Paradise Lost, she also plays the willing Eve who falls to Satan’s temptation in place of Miorine. There’s likely things I’m forgetting; I was so normal plotting her character.

Elnora: What can I say about this glorious wreck that wasn’t in the text? Venus, The red dragon Satan, the Beast from revelation, pagan Horned God, Neptune to Ceres, Theseus and Bacchus to Ariadne, Prometheus to Pandora, every Phosphoros, etc I’d be here all day. She’s coded as Orion the hunter who’s undone by Gaia and also the Teumessian fox to Suletta’s Laelaps. I mentioned she’s the riders of the apocalypse at the end too. White Rider is Suletta but her mom fulfills the rest; ‘Riding’ Vim as War, Riding Belmeria as Famine while wielding the ‘scales’ (Notrette as Libra) Finally, she wears the visage of death to bring Pestilence to the kingdom. I squeezed in the other omens of revelation with symbolism such as the crown of wormwood (Revelation 8:11)

When it comes to her role as Prometheus, I coded both Delling and Mio as birds of Venus (swallow and dove respectfully.) It’s meant to symbolize the ‘eagle’ devouring her was primarily herself all along. She was the architect of her ruin, lampshaded by Notrette from the beginning.

Remember Haïta the Shepherd? In the story, there is a maiden whom embodies the ephemeral nature of happiness. Notrette is Elnora’s transformative destruction into cathartic acceptance/happiness. In Paradise Lost, Satan succeeds at banishing Eve and Adam from the garden but similarly fails when he’s turned into a snake. She’s lucky I was more metaphorical.

I liberally used Revelation 12, the woman and the dragon, as well. Look at me shipping crackships from the Bible. This is mostly self-explanatory, ofc Christ is genderbent and a role shared by Sulemio. Mio’s allergy to iron doubles as a nod to this, since she doesn’t take her father’s kingdom in this universe.

There is more, such as Dionysis/Bacchus being a many-faced god with younger and older versions paralleling the Horned God’s dual aspects and the Dagda’s relationship to Aengus which led to me pitting Suletta as a lighter mirror of Elnora. But I’ll leave it here for now.

Writing this all out has me questioning what I was on, and how I can reproduce it. If you got this far, thank you for humoring my unabahed love for this world. Happy Fantasy Day, Sulemios! ❤️

[c1cada-c1cada]

a silly maggot husband playlist for the sillys

This charming man-- the smiths {the title says it for itself, also its so Hastur coded} There's a light that never goes out 2011 remaster-- the smiths {Hastur being dark and weird and wanting to try to be decent at flirting and that... he always fails} boys dont cry-- the cure {Hastur being depressed and failing to get over it} bigmouth strikes again-- the smiths {Ligur saying something and Hastur overthinking it and dying inside} lovers rock-- TV girl {them giving Gabriel advice on how to rizz up Beelzebub and also slipping parts of their relations into their advice} The cult of Dionysus-- the Orion experience {for all the Micheal, Ligur, and Hastur shippers!!! love the ship btw} Cigarettes out the window-- TV girl {Ligur talking about Hastur and his cigarettes, he sometimes gets worried about him} it almost worked-- TV girl {change she too he and think of Hastur then you got what some people think Hastur did after S1}

[vassalor]

Record of ragnarok with another fighters

Humanity fighters

Vlad Tepes III

Ivan Sidorenko

Zhue Liang

Charles Babbage

H. P. Lovecraft

Minamoto no Yoshitsune

Gilbert motier de Lafayette

Sir Francis Drake

Boudica

Hannibal Barca

Ignatius of Loyola

Asclepius (fight for humanity)

King Solomon

God fighters

1.Amarok (inuit)

2.Lir (celtic/irish)

3.Kibuka (baganda)

4.Athene (greek)

5.Sobek (egypt)

6.Astaroth (biblical)

7. Takemikazuchi (Japan)

8.Mictlantecuhtli (aztec)

9.Volos (slavic)

10. Wakan Tanka (native american)

11. Orion (fight for gods) (greek)

12.Bamapana (aboriginal)

13. Hastur (lovecraftian/great old one)

[entomo-maniac]

Hmmm, okis

-I like my face’s moles, as I thought of them as stars because my dad once told me that the three I have on my cheek looked like Orion’s belt.

- I like my curly, it´s not as curly as when I was a child, but it's more as I was a teen.

-By the time begin my immune system it's doing it's job, so that's also good.

-My knowledge about silly things, I particularly like bugs, herbs, and spices.

-I like the confidence I have gained during the years, even though it may border on being shameless

Tagging my favorite fellows: @anonimas-nominadas, @juliapriestman, @queen-hastur and people and curious about @the-rouge-robin, @dxstopiaa

Didn't include Naya because she already answered this (´• ω •`)ﾉ

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~) 🌈 🌈

Ah fuck, hard stuff but I gonna a try:

- I like my long somewhat wavy hair, might darken or dye the tips red but yeah, they are good for stimming too

- My eye color, it's grey/green/blue, it's weird, changes in the light, but honestly, eyes are usually the prettiest part of anyone, no matter the color

- I am trying to learn to be more positive about stuff, like being less angsty about kids or finding whimsy in little things, it's a rocky, it takes time, but it's healthier over all

- Currently doing pretty well creatively, I'm working on a lot of things at the same time, but it's great

- I'm learning to step away from people who hurt me or make me feel uneasy, I already did in the past, and this site actually helped me in learning to do this, especially online

Turning this into a tag-game, I don't pick favorites in followers though so I am picking anyone who comes to mind:

@arson-jellyfish69 @researcher-jt-weird @dogroseberry @nayadefenix @entomo-maniac @mechanicalviscera @puzzled-pegasus @bi-pan-whiteout @ravewing @drunkstarscreamofficial @snowberry-pie @scrollwyrm and you @dannythedanman

[lisartino]

After the standard Voidseers, here are the Hastur which coordinates Phantom's Royal Astronomy club (and the Voidseers as a whole). You have Thoth, Veles, Curio and Orion and these four dudes are the reason for the main colors of a Voidseer.

For those who don't know what's a Voidseer, it's here!

For my version of Ghost King! Danny, it here!

[askvoidoverlordau]

Hoi! It's your favorite ghost rover Danno here! Just to tell you that I'm now part of the peeps you can ask questions or something. Also don't mind this guy behind me: He wouldn't let me present myself...

Tabsy: HEY! Give that back!

See that thingy? It's the current roster of this "ask blog". My man Danny made some A-tier friends and allies! Those are the ones we see the most: Other peeps are bound to appear too!

One last thing I need to ask to mister yellow mantis boi before leaving:

[scarletarosa]

The Silent Benefactors of Constellations Circumpolar

The circumpolar constellations are the ones that always remain in the sky and act as the silent benefactors of humanity. Each person is born under a certain one of these constellations- whichever was at the centre of the sky at the time of birth. When yours is found, you need to meditate on that constellation and its energy for at least once per month, which allows you to develop more spiritual abilities. You can also potentially connect with the deity or race of beings that are connected to your constellation, allowing them to become your benefactor/guide. Your birth constellation will also have impact on your personality and what you will face in life; often bringing both hardships and assistance.

You can use any star map app (such as Stellarium) to see which constellations are visible in your sky. Those who live in the southern hemisphere will have different constellations available to them than in the northern hemisphere. The 15 signs of the complete Zodiac are not included since they aren’t circumpolar, these are: Aries, Taurus, Orion, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Ophiuchus, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, and Cetus.

Each constellation is linked to a specific deity, divine artifact, or a race of beings; some of these are even deities or creatures from beyond our planet. For example, some gods of the constellations are outer deities from the Void. These connections have nothing to do with how humans have made up pictures for the constellations; it only has to do with the energies of these stars. Every star has a star genii inhabiting it; these are the spirits of the stars. The combined energies of these star spirits in a constellation determines which being/deity the constellation is connected to. The names given to the constellations and the things associated with them by humans are irrelevant.

In total, there are around 88 constellations for each hemisphere. Here are some examples of the constellations and their true connections:

(Northern Hemisphere)

Auriga – The Shining Trapezohedron 

Camelopardalis – The Devil-Fish God

Cassiopeia – Eurynome

Cepheus – Azathoth

Draco – Tiamat

Lynx – The Great Race of Yith

Hercules – Marduk

Perseus – The Mi-Go

Ursa Minor – The Scorpion-Men

Coma Berenices – The Black Pharaoh

Pegasus – Horus

Aquila – Poseidon’s Trident

Sculptor – Ubbo-Sathla

Delphinus – Bast

Equuleus – Thoth

(Southern Hemisphere)

Ara – Kingu

Indus – Hastur

Tucana – Eihort

Phoenix – The Mi-Go

Horologium – Mnomquah

Norma – The Altar

Crux – Nodens

Vela – The Gate

Argo – The Kinship

Columba – Osiris

Hydrus – The Nagas

Hydra – Mother Hydra

Canis Minor – Shub-Niggurath

Malus – The Caduceus

[dateagirlwhosweird]

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[lisartino]

It's finally here!

After 3/4 on it, here's the very first fanfic I personally did, based on the VoidOverlord!AU. As usual, you have both the A03 version and a Tumblr one! No Angst: Just cute humor with the Voidseers panicking over a dwarf planet. Enjoy!

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Fandom: Danny Phantom

Language: English

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Today on the INSS also known as King Phantom’s castle, a special event is happening: It’s the king’s 300th deathday anniversary and it’s not uncommon to extend the celebration in two days. The first one is the death itself and Phantom remains in his castle as walking around after a sudden severe case of electrocution is not ideal.

Then, the second day arrives and most of his friends and allies bring him gifts to celebrate the second “birthday” of a revenant. This year, Frostbite sculpted him a frozen miniature of Amity Park. Pandora offered him clothing ornate in Persephore’s image. Doretha gave him a silver armor made from the scales of an Ice ghost dragon and Wulf gifted him with a star-themed necklace with runes on it.

Now, it was the Royal Astronomy club’s turn to give Phantom a gift. The club is entirely run by Voidseers, the latest kingborne race of ghosts to exist: They are pure black specters with endless eyes shapes shrouded in white and dark purple robes with a long, conical cowl similar to a cultist. With their arms always crossed and their “hands” hidden in their sleeves most of the time, they study every aspect of the Cosmos and essentially please Phantom’s secondary obsession.

A four, goat, blue-eyed voidseer floats its way through the violet, futuristic corridor filled with mint green luminescent lights towards a triangle-shaped, black door and knocks three times with their amber crystal insectoid hand. After a few seconds, steam pours out of the small vents upwards and the door opens itself to them. The cyan ornate voidseer then goes through the door and reaches an entire black office with only tiny colored lights ranging from green, yellow, blue, and purple to see. At the center, there is an octagonal-shaped, dark blue table with two crystal lamps on the center.

It is on this table that four greater Voidseers are speaking about something the goat-eyed specter probably caught midway through. Probably either about the Cosmos or his Etherealness’ deathday, they thought. Regardless, they came towards the Quatuor:

“Great Hasturs: the Orrery is finally complete. Would you like to see it before giving it to His Etherealness?" the amber goat-eyed voidseer inquired with a bit of stress in their raspy, cackling, voice.

The Hasturs as they’re called are the greater Voidseers that run the Royal Astronomy club. They’re easily recognized by their long, two parts garments covering their branched robes with a simplified image of their wing and a black triangle in a colored circle, two shoulder pads that vary depending of whom, armbands, and a little cosmetic around their elongated cowl. Each one of them bears one of the four colors seen in the meeting office: Green are the one from the Biology wings, studying Life on other planets and how Evolution goes. Blue ones are the club’s mechanics who build machines and spaceships. Purple ones are the Astronomers and form the bulk of the club as they study Space itself. Lastly, the Yellow ones study the exoplanets’ civilizations and serve as the ones dealing with paperwork.

One of the Hastur, a yellow luminescent one with three slit-looking slots eyes turns their head around the smaller voidseer and nodded their presence:

“Oh yeah. We’re coming!" replied the lilting, joyful yellow Hastur as they waved.

“The Orrery is in the club’s hub center, Hastur Thoth." advised the smaller voidseer before leaving the shadowy office.

Thoth is the yellow Hastur who leads the Diplomatic wing and replied to the goat-eyed one. They have golden, curved shoulder pads with ethereal shoulder tassels, their two-part garment motif being two different skeletons interacting above arrows and two flat magic “horns” floating around their cowl with three small motifs engraved in them: a hand, a parchment, and a bird. The “horned” Hastur is the first to leave the meeting room, followed by their peers:

“We should get going. His Etherealness should be back from his trip to the Far Frozen by now.” Thoth said while levitating above the ground, taking some of the paperwork and retracting their golden-tipped black tentacles limbs into the robe’s sleeves before exiting the meeting room.

“Naturally...although Frostbite tends to keep him a tad longer as the Yetis are devoted to him like we are.” nodded the crouched green ornate Hastur as they followed right behind Thoth.

“They sculpted the entire necropolis of Amity Park last time I’ve checked" noted the blue Hastur with a semi-muffled robotic voice as they snapped the right blue claws serving as hands.

“When did you hear that Curio?" asked the purple Hastur with arms crossed and their mantis limbs visible while fixing the hammer-wielding voidseer.

“Some of my engineers overheard the yetis speaking about it before Frostbite came back with the Void Overlord, Hastur Onion." taunted Curio, their three eyes shifting from neutral to a smug expression.

“You ghastly toaster! My name is Orion and you know it!” roared the mantis-limbed Hastur with their face now entirely covered by pure black tendrils flailing out.

“Calm your tendrils or Nyx will pluck them all out with her beak from both of you!" The green Hastur stopped by not only putting themselves between the two but through her pet owl Nyx screeching.

“Ok, Veles! I’ll stop there, excused Curio, shrugging with their claws while keeping their hammer.”

“Sorry for caring myself" confessed Orion, retracting the mantis limbs and putting them back in his robe sleeves.

Veles is the green Hastur behind the Biology wing with a sole, green, sewed eye. Always crouched and holding a wooden staff with a reddish-black skull and bioluminescent mushroom on it when not levitating, they wear wooden garments, fungus shoulder pads and her two-part motifs is a planet with each step of Life’s evolution on it. Her cowl has a darker patch of gray cloth sewed into it and extends into a ragged cape. A ghost owl with a big black eye and two sewed other eyes bearing black and white feathers whom they called Nyx perches on the mushroom shoulder pads.

“You act like our lord when he’s called Inviso Bill…”, remarked Veles to Orion as they cherish Nyx to calm her down.

Orion is the purple Hastur from the Astronomers and often acts as the Club’s leader due to their knowledge of Space but also to their proficiency at Magic. They bear reddish-purple shoulder pads with mini dormant black holes on each, a copper mask with purple neons on each side, a simplified cosmos on their two parts outer garments, a neon purple circle with the signature black triangle, and an Omega-shaped, dark red crown with four spikes floating at the center of their cowl.

“Anyway, how’s the orrery Curio?”, The golden-eyed Hastur asked Curio about.

“The main system is working perfectly and we checked everything. Judging by your amber worker coming to us, they probably finished bringing the orrery to the hub.” The semi-mechanical Hastur nodded.

Curio is the blue Hastur and the Black-smith of the Mechanic wing. They have three parts shoulder pads on each side with a part of a cog on the right, a rocketship motif on the two parts outer garment, and a metallic claw as their left hand. They’re the only ones with a small cowl that has been cut through to let the back of their head free (which is another cog part). Curio speaks with a gas mask attached to their back and wields a black mechanical hammer with the blunt part somehow similar to the king’s symbol.

The elder ghost cultists fly their way through Cosmovalley: a part of Phantom’s castle entirely dedicated to the Royal Astronomy Club found on the castle’s left and into the hub. Their arrival is welcomed by the dozens of Voidseers, all-around one of the greatest gifts they ever did to Danny:

“Welcome back, Great Mecanicus Hastur. The orrery is now ready!” greeted a five, blue-eyed, Voidseer who welcomes them.

“Time to show this bad boy to him!” spoke Curio with a confident, robotic tone mostly done through the voice module from his gas mask.

Curio lifts their metallic, left claw and clashes each side thrice before they lower it back to hold the signature weapon. Four blue Voidseers take a bit from an enormous sheet and fly upwards to reveal the orrery: A marvel in astronomy meant for studying Gravity around galaxies:

The orrery is a cylindrical dark purple table as large as a room with luminescent wires, iron cogs, and air vents on each side. They’re all hidden by an outer, curving, armored black box with neon motifs able to take on all colors of the Cosmos. Although massive, they serve to house the machinery to make what’s above the table work: A Lavanda force field as big as a literal house held in constant levitation all of the Solar System. This slightly visible sphere of cosmos does not only holds them but makes them move on their own as if gravitating around the miniature of the Sun. Each planet looks like a perfect reproduction of the real ones and depending on which you’re looking at, you can notice their moons orbiting.

The Royal Astronomy Club awed in unison the moment their sight landed on the machine and stayed silent to let both Magic and Tech speak through the orrery. Some flew for a bit to inspect the planets and others poked the force field with their limb to feel the nebulae before retracting but all were impressed by the results of days of efforts.

That is until one purple Voidseer with bird talons as hands and a sole cross pupil as its eye broke the silence:

“Where’s Pluto?, noted the voidseer from the Astronomy wing, puzzled by what he found out.”

“Didn’t Pluto get booted out of the Solar System because of its orbit’s path?” replied a yellow one with eight small arachnid eyes.

“Nay: it’s still part of it but as a dwarf planet as it’s dwelling around Kuiper’s belt near Neptune.” corrected a blue one with tendrils holding a wrench.

The Hastur are too puzzled by this discovery and after a quick nod, Thoth insert themselves into the conversation while the three others fly toward the orrery to find the dwarf planet:

“Where are you going with this?” Thoth asked the talon-handed voidseer, concerned by their question, wrapping its upper left tentacle around the robe’s collar.

“I heard his Etherealness speaking about planets with Orion and he insisted on Pluto being his favorite. My point is simple: If the King notices Pluto is not on an orrery of the Solar System meant as his birthday gift, we’re so fucked we might just hide in that sarcophagus with Pariah Dark just to avoid being fucking disintegrated.”

And silence came back but not for a good reason. Even if the voidseers didn’t properly hear what the talon voidseer said, it was enough to send a chill down each of the ghost astronomers’ spines if they even had one in the first place. The others Hastur also heard it and inspect every bit of the force field and they too came to the same conclusion:

“HOLY QUASAR! I knew it: I forgot about Danny’s request about Pluto!” Orion screamed into the club’s hub, hiding their face with four tendrils limbs.

“Wait, WHAT?! How did you manage to forget that?!” Veles inquired with an actual wide-open eye revealing a cat slit-looking pupil despite their eyes said to be shut and black tentacles flailing out of their head.

“That’s the thing: I have no fucking idea how I forgot that one dwarf planet!” Orion shrugged with a wide-open, twitching eye that almost peaks out of their face.

“Not like this, Orion! Not after what you have done!” Curio screeched with a voice so high it was fully saturated and corrupted by the voice module on its gas mask.

Thoth came back to the others and put themselves between Orion and Veles to avoid unnecessary dispute and slapped each one with their two tendrils like a whip:

“Can we stop screeching like space ghastly aberrations and think about a plan?” Thoth stopped with the whipping.

“What plan?” Curio asked with a much more audible voice, puzzled by the yellow

“Hold up, Thoth: What do you have in mind?” Veles asked with their right, two-fingered hand wrapped around a collar and Nyx the owl leaned her head on the left at roughly 90 degrees.

“We’re going to add Pluto to the Orrery” Thoth proudly tells, trying to raise the club’s morale at the best they could.

“You dense, golden Observant: We don’t have time for this!” Curio disagreed as their worries is amplified by the gas mask voice module shifting into a voice heard through talkie walkies.

“That’s why I will welcome Phantom and distract him from going into Cosmovalley until you three polished it!”

The Hasturs think about the plan and why they won’t deny this is a bit late for corrections, it’s still better than being mauled by an eldritch scream made of ectoplasm and dark matter for missing a dwarf planet:

“Ok but you better be good at what you’re doing.” Veles reminded Thoth with Nyx screeching as a warning of failure.

“Attention to all members of the club: We will begin operation DWARF EMERGENCY!”, Orion declared to all Voidseers within the hub of Cosmovalley as they flew above the orrery. “The Astronomers and the Biologists will work together to recreate Pluto. The Engineers will modify the orrery’s machinery to add Pluto onto the force field. The Diplomatic wing will backup the Engineers out while Hastur Thoth will keep his Etherealness away until we all finished up. Understood?”

After this quick declaration, none of the Voidseers had any questions whatsoever and Orion waved at all the crowd of ghost cultists, allowing them to begin the operation. The green and purple Voidseers went to a triangle portal with a violet nebula while the blue and yellow ones went to a cyan nebula to bring the tools needed for such endeavor. Thoth separated themselves from the rest, leaving the rest to Curio, Veles, and Orion. Nyx the ghost owl also followed Thoth but used Invisibility as Veles wanted to have a means of telling when they were getting close.

The green Voidseers are known to be excellent elemental masters and once Orion created six mini planet cores through cosmomancy to work with, a group of ten Astronomers and ten Biologists sculpt each one with everything they know about Pluto and its moons:

“Oy, Earth benders! Pass me the rocks so that we can fix it into the cores.” A purple one with meaty claws requested to the elemental bending biologists.

“Isn’t Pluto made of ice?” a green one with a filled hexagon as their pupil wondered.

“Nope: it’s covered by 20 km of dummy thick ice. The kind of ice you see at the Yetis’.” one of the elemental benders with clawed human hands kindly replied.

“Oh ok!” nodded the hexagon-eyed biologist.

For twenty minutes, the Biologists brought mostly rocks of many colors to fit each planet and once it’s done, they all gather to Pluto and backed up by Veles’ powers over Nature due to being space-nature cored, they create a coat of ice thick enough to hide the rocks.

Now, it’s the turn of the Astronomers to sync all of these mini planets into a viable orbit. They first create a small point serving as the orbit’s center between Pluto and Charon as the real gravity center is actually sandwiched by both Pluto and Charon:

“Did I put the gravity center at the right place”, pondered one purple voidseer with four small slit eyes while holding what looks like a quasi-invisible amount of space ectoplasm.

“Hmm...Maybe slightly to the left?”, advised another one with webbed paws.

"Like this?", wondered the four-eyed voidseer looking at his fellow co-workers.

"Scratch that. Come back to the right", corrected the webby astronomer.

After fifteen minutes of properly dealing with gravity (and finding the perfect place for the gravity’s center), the purple voidseers add the other moons into the orbit and make sure they not only orbit around the sandwich of dwarf planet and moon but also at the exact speed as they do in real life.

When Orion and Veles approved the planets and the orbit, both wings return to the hub where the Engineers are already working hard to create a spare place for Pluto around the mini Kuiper’s belt. Having finished up giving the tools to the blue Voidseers, they gathered around the other wings and used their powers to back up the combined powers of both the Biologists and the Astronomers to reduce their work into a proper miniature so that they can integrate into the orrery:

“Hey, you guys! Bring Pluto and its moons here: There’s a small spot with no meteorites that Curio made for it” noticed one Diplomat voidseer with long and thin, insectoid arms while pointing out the spot.

“Okidoki! Just go a bit on your right so that we can all pass” another yellow voidseers with mantis limbs and large googly eyes said while telling the others to come near the spot.

With luck thanks to Curio’s mastery over metal and electricity, the yellow voidseers gently landed the Pluto miniature they worked on, and with the rest of the club, they joined forces in keeping the force field stable. Curio and their engineers had to deactivate the orrery in order to modify it but this would mean the force field would disappear, hence the Diplomatic wing’s help by using their space magic to stabilize it until the Astronomers and Biologists came:

“Need a holosupport, here!”, one blue voidseer requested with a wrench held by clawed hands.

“Comin’ right up, amiko.” another voidseer Engineer with a circle as their eye's outline a small box with a blue hole in it that they give to his buddy.

“You never told me you spoke Esperanto”, noticed the claw-handed one.

“Oh yeah: One of the yellow guys taught me in my free time. That’s why they took me on one of our trips to Wulf’s tribes or something” revealed the dilated-eyed engineer.

“You lucky bastard.”, the wrench-wielding voidseer spoke with a tad of jealousy towards them.

As they’re almost done, a screech came closer until a pure spark ignited into the Hub, blinding a few Voidseers who were too close for a bit: it was Nyx who came back into one of Veles’ shoulder pads, still screeching:

“He’s coming!” Veles said after looking at their pet owl screaming to warn them.

“Holy Pulsar! We’re not gonna make it!” panicked Orion as their sole eye glares at the great door to Cosmovalley.

“Almost done! Prepare the EctoStabilizer Mecanicus!” Curio ordered to their engineers, still stressed by keeps its cool as the last polish is done.

When the machinery was fully done, Curio pushed a button that enveloped the force field in a thin, invisible coat of blue ectoplasm, stabilizing it until it was all good. When nothing happened for a minute, Orion prompted the club though lowering its tentacles to stop using Space magic. Everyone removed their powers, anxious to whether they either succeed or fail in adding Pluto: It looked fine but side effects can happen and they need a sharp eye to find them. They all wait…

...Until pressured steam was heard from the main hub’s door. The door opened to reveal not only the shape of Thoth but also one with a green glow on the back of its head. Once the steam finally left, they notice him:

Phantom was finally there: He wears his black and white jumpsuit filled with green neon he’s been known for, a silver-plated armor hiding his white boots, a cylindrical silver and white gauntlet covering his arms, and a black and green, a white garment coming fro his belt imitating a skeleton’s pelvis with a black badge and a white D at its center, and a five-parts nebula-themed cape linked to his white collar. He’s also noticeable thanks to his death-like white skin tone with some of his mouth muscle visible underneath the cheekbones due to extensive use of “screaming attacks” and those soft yet sharp blueish white hair ending in a long floating ponytail. He also bears a pure black ring on his left hand and a crown made from shards of black ice, ever levitating on his head within a mist of green nitrogen whose smoke always goes downwards, radiating with an aura as cold as to absolute zero.

His pure black eyes now look at what’s in front of him. The Voidseers are worried the orrery will collapse but much to their surprise, it just works as if Pluton wasn’t added at the last minute. Danny’s eyes widen and his mint green iris now glows like a nebula as his sight lands on the orrery. Thoth believed he had literal stars in his eyes at this moment when the King spoke to them:

“What is...this?”

“Well...we thought about something big for your 300th deathday so...we made this.”

Phantom couldn’t hide his smile: a genuine, wholesome one he never thought will when offered gifts about Space. While he was used to getting space-related gifts from the club, he never thought the Voidseers would go as far as creating a whole miniature of the Solar System for him to keep:

“Happy deathday, your Etherealness!” they all say to him in complete, joyful unison not only because it is the king’s birthday but also the orrery doesn’t malfunction at all.

The King from beyond the Stars flies towards the force field, filled with wonder and curiosity: He stares at each planet and their moons from the Sun to Kuiper’s belt. He accidentally phases his hand through the force field and felt cosmic winds flowing the same manner he can when using space powers:

“That’s so cool! It feels like water!”

“We filled the orrery with enough magic to make it look like we’re looking at the Cosmos” noted the purple Voidseer with talon hands as he was the closest to him

That’s when Danny noticed one thing catching his eyes: one frozen dwarf planet with five moons orbiting around it, hidden among Kuiper’s meteorites. He smiled and dashed near it as a blur, leaving a quick, subzero wind and those near it had to rub themselves from the cold wave. No doubt, he found Pluto and he was hyped for it!

At first, he only stared at like cats with their wide pupil only to poke the dwarf planet with his semi-clawed hands, almost holding it gently without disrupting the orbit:

“Aw, it’s so cute! Did you ask for some Yetis to do it?”, he asked even though he kept his sight on Pluto.

“Nope: we did it ourselves!”, remarked a green Voidseer with seven eyes forming an upside-down arrow.

“oh shit for real?” Danny realized with a nod of recognition at the Club.

The same Voidseer nodded upside down to assure him all was done by the club and only the club. Some purple Voidseers were afraid only to breathe when Phantom finally removed his hands from the dwarf planet.

The Hastur came back to him and they’re met with a king not only pleased with his gift but also proud of them. At this point, they could see him shed one or two tears falling into a tiny shard of ice he broke in his hands:

“Thanks, guys. That’s one of the best I’ve ever had.” the King cried with pure joy

“No problemo, amiko,” Thoth told him with the most genuine tone he ever had.

“Now, where do you want it to be?”, Veles asked him with that raspy granny tone as they leaned near him.

“Wait, isn’t the orrery a tad large,” asked a puzzled Phantom now that he found out about the orrery’s size since he focused on what’s inside it so far.

“Pfff! No big deal: we can reduce it and bring it anywhere”, Curio pointed while some of the Engineers widen their eyes with bewilderment.

“Sounds good to me.” Phantom nodded before he sent a triangle-shaped black portal below the orrery.

When the portal was formed, the Hastur held the orrery and went into the void portal with it. Before joining them, Danny waved one last time to the Voidseer and dived headfirst into it, sealing the portal behind him. The rest of the club stayed silent…

…

“HOLY FUCK! WE MADE IT!” shouted one Voidseer waving its tendrils to show their victory.

[askvoidoverlordau]

ok, I've got a question for each of the Hastur right now: Orion, what's the most incredible space phenomena that you've managed to study? I mean the one with the least probabilities of actually being viable to happen. To Curio, Is there any piece of technology that you have been impressed of? Either by their creativity or complexity? Would Veles please tell us their favourite life form they've discovered? And Thoth, Have there been any society that was an instant success in befriending?

[askvoidoverlordau]

Greetings denizens of both the Living world and the Ghost Zone!

We are the Voidseers and our duty is to run the Royal Astronomy club in the name of His Etherealness whom you all call Danny Phantom.

After a reunion, the Hastur (the Club’s four leaders) decided to launch an « askblog » where you can ask any of us anything in order to « bond with the Infinite Realms ».

For our first « post », we are going to present ourselves!

First of all, we have the Astronomic wing and the bulk of the club. Any star, galaxy, and planet are recorded right here and studied through manners of magic and technology. Orion is the Hastur leading this wing and is a charitable leader. Just don’t call them Onion, please…

Then, we have the Mechanic wing led by the Hastur Curio. When we need new machines to study the Cosmos or even spaceships for futures explorations, we call them to build them all! They’re also the funny guys and all like an old game called “Warhammer 40k” too.

This way, we have the Biology wing of the club. Hastur Veles and their gardeners all study Life on exoplanets and the wonders of Evolution. This wing is also a local zoo and even let the species’ ghosts roam around. Anyone harming the species is met with the wing’s natural weapons.

Here, we have the Diplomatic wing and also where I personally work. We’re essentially dealing with the paperwork and the club’s communication with the outside world whether it’s alive or dead. Thoth is the Hastur running this part of the club. Say hello to Tumblr, Great Diplomatic Hastur !

And here, we have the throne of His Etherealness himself! Unfortunately, Phantom’s busy most of the time. Maybe with the right questions, we can have him answer too!

What kind of question you can ask? Anything! From space-related to personal questions to the Voidseer and even question toward king Phantom himself!

This is Tabsy from the Diplomatic wing and it’s the end of today’s post!