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bueris · 2 days ago
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viktor outside a piltie party: *leaning on his crutch* when i made my first invention you hadn't even reached the city yet isnt that weird
jayce, so drunk he cant stand straight: can yuo hit me with that
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angeltheveil · 1 day ago
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god sent gerard way as an apology for all the other men
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jarondont · 11 months ago
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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?
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disgustingtwitches · 2 months ago
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threesome with Kyle and Johnny and you are reminded that Johnny is so smart he's stupid:
Soap: can I finish inside you
You: yeah I have an IUD
Soap: you got a bomb in your pussy?
Kyle: that's an IED you absolute clownshoe
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Kyle: you are a demolitions specialist
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captain-doubleday · 4 months ago
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eddiediaaz · 8 months ago
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i am so ill about everything that's just happened
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bearsintreesofficial · 4 months ago
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Nonverbal! At The Function
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warmvisions · 5 months ago
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flashcs5 · 5 months ago
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Hello smiling friends community
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zemathememequeen · 1 year ago
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[ID: A meme from a TikTok of a man looking out pensively over a porch, with the caption edited to read: "I bring a sort of "communicate or breakup" Vibe to relationship advice that alloros don’t really like." End ID]
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spikybanana · 1 year ago
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luke: where do babies come from?
owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.
luke:
luke: you're not lying
owen: nope
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hiroyildiz · 4 months ago
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So, Lazarus Pits have some kind of eternal youth effect on the people right? Like how Ra's is still alive and on a certain age?
What if after being in a Lazarus Pit people stopped aging? (I know he still ages and need to re-enter the pit to get young again but...)
Imagine a constantly 15-year-old Jason Todd.
He is trying to be a crime lord but he has his 15-year-old body and cracky teenage boy voice.
Bruce is 100% sure he is a ghost.
He gets into the Titans Tower in a Robin costume and Kon just pecks him on the cheek 'cause he mistook him for Tim. And they are not so different at body built.
He still has the pit-rage but it's not against Bruce or Tim or anyone really, he is just so pissed because he is stuck as a 15-year-old and everyone treats him like one but he is 20-fucking-2 or something. And he is shorter than Tim now.
He wants to drink, he is a crime lord.
HIS OWN BAR WON'T GIVE HIM ALCOHOL?!
"You are too young to drink boss."
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purple-mushroom-cap · 3 months ago
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had an idea last night
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hanasnx · 5 months ago
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i play mass effect for the plot
the plot:
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thekitsunetree · 6 months ago
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I see no difference.
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necron96 · 4 months ago
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