#Haru is a thot

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Feral Neighbors AU Scenes

Haru: *wakes up strangely warm. Raises head to realize Barkspawn is on the bed (which he always does) but so are eight other dogs. Kakashi is laying beside her, staring with haunted eyes.* Bad Mission?

Kakashi: *nods*

Haru: *puts hand on his head* Need a spar?

Kakashi: *head shake*

Haru: Sex? I think Gai is in the village.

Kakashi: *head shake*

Haru: Cuddles only then?

Kakashi: *nods*

Haru: Alright. Oi, Barky. *nudges her dog* Tell the restaurant I have a ninja barnacle today.

Barkspawn: Already did. Let me sleep.

*cue everyone sleeping*

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Kakashi: *walks into the apartment he owns to find Haru and Naruto scribbling seals on a scroll* Idea?

Naruto: store healing chakra and antidotes-

Haru: -combine with explosive seals-

Both: HEALING BOMB.

Kakashi: Great! I'll go reserve a training ground. Now, which clan pisses us off this week...

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Kakashi: *hasn't eaten properly in three weeks*

Haru: *comes out of nowhere with bared teeth and a bento box* SUP BITCH.

Kakashi: Oh! Hello!

Everyone else: What?

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Kakashi: So anyway when you go hunting, here is a a few shinobi you should avoid. *hands Haru Akatsuki pictures*

Haru: ... I slept with like half these guys.

Kakashi: ... What?

Haru: Yeah, this guy, Kakuzu was in Grass, Kisame was in Wave, this Hidan guy was fucking freaky let me tell you...

Kakashi: ... Are you just going through the bingo books sleeping with S-Class ninja.

Haru: ... if I hit on Tsunade just right do you think-

Kakashi: Don't!... also, bet you can't seduce Killer B.

Haru: BET!

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Some Idiot: Genma! I heard your girlfriend is trying to seduce a Kumo ninja!

Genma: What? *cups hands to yell* HEY! HARU! IF YOU DO MANAGE IT STEAL HIS SHIT.

Haru: *calls back* I WANNA TRY AND BED HIM IN HIS OWN HOME I'LL STEAL ANYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN.

Genma: Nice.

Idiot: What?

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Haru: *watches as Shikamaru threatens Sasuke who is smirking as he stands with Naruto. Kiba has heart eyes around Naruto as well gaining more threats. Chouji’s blushing gets a hum*

Haru: *watches Ino be painfully gay around Sakura who is looking at Sasuke*

Haru: *watches Lee flush around Neji while the Hyuuga angsts*

Haru: shoul… should I get popcorn or sake? Or both?

[mazojo]

Towa and I as part of the Haru protection squadron

[banghwa-moved]

I wanna read ur thots abt the hyyh drama but I don't know who the charas are; would you mind telling me who is who? cein is ? jimin? (if this has already been done I'm sorry and would you possibly be willing to point me in that direction)

omg no worries! the names are from a much less popular bts universe so i don't blame you at all:

hwan = seok-jin

cein = yoon-gi

dogeon = nam-joon

hosu = ho-seok

haru = ji-min

jooan = tae-hyung

jeha = jung-kook

[bells-of-black-sunday]

🎵 🎶 🎼 for Haru and Aita?

Music meme | Accepting

Send 🎵 for a song that reminds me of my muse

Qbomb - Poison Pop

I'm so fond of proving you wrong But it's no fun when you don't play along Drop to the pavement, knees hit the ground I'll gladly kick you when you're down I'm so fond of proving you wrong But it's no fun when you don't play along Drop to the pavement, knees hit the ground I'll gladly kick you when you're down

Send 🎶 for a song that reminds me of your muse

UPSAHL - Arizona

Hi, this is who I am A girl from Arizona with a bottle in my hand Tryin' not to give a fuck if no one understands So hard not to give a fuck when no one undеrstands Tried to stick it to the man They told mе I'm impossible but maybe that's my brand Tryin' not to give a fuck if no one understands So hard not to give a fuck when no one understands

send 🎼 for a song that reminds me of both of our muses

Megan Thee Stallion - Thot Shit

Hoes tryna call me a snake, shit, I guess I can relate 'Cause a bitch spit a whole lotta venom And since these hoes all rats, when they come around me All I see is a whole lotta dinner I walk around the house butt-naked And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior I don't give a fuck who talk behind my back 'Cause the bitch knew better than to let me hear her

[argentsunshine]

hello gay boy. i forget how much of these you have considered but i want to hear ur thoughts on.

- stranger sumi. How much is she stranger and how much is she influenced by marukis spiral. Hows adam (no, not that adam)

- haru. How much does she hate the web? Her father was a part of it and just when she thought shed escaped it (making HER decision to change her relationship with her father, and then suddenly having that decision taken out of her hands) it got her again. Thots??

- tell me about yusuke

- and haru. Mostly haru but also yusuke but mostly haru,

hello gayer boy.

- maruki is more web than spiral, mostly for plot reasons, but there's definitely some spiral in there. sumi is more a victim of the spiral than stranger aligned at first, but when she finds out the truth and tries to reject it that's when shit gets stranger. i have no idea what's up with adam kadmon really I don't know what I'm doing with the personae themselves

- so okumura's actual entity aligment is with the vast not the web, mostly because it would be really boring if everyone who worked with shido was web, because that would leave not many antagonists who matter as anything else. it's more like haru moved from feeling like she had no control over her life, to some control, to Actually no control. she is having so so much fun with this! especially her attempt to get some freedom from her father getting her and the others even more ensnared by the web. she herself is lonely aligned because before the thieves came along, she felt like she was condemned to a life with a man who does not love her by a father who doesn't care enough to prevent this. making friends helped, but losing her father Didn't

- yusuke has been tentatively assigned vast, but i don't have a good reason. vast sexy and has some association w painters, and yusuke paints stuff with large-scale, abstract ideas. i don't have a better idea. vast sexy, as i said

[cjlothecastle]

ear2ear X the castle funding drive crossover

CJLO’s very own hyperpophead djs / annoying gays have teamed up and extended our power into TWO special episodes for YOU to listen to and be encouraged to donate to CJLO to make us shut the hell up. lots of yapping. and music too.

part 1 originally aired on ear2ear on october 15th, part 2 on the castle on october 18th, on CJLO 1690 AM

a incomplete playlist here ;; full episode here

Shut down entirely - meat computer No comma - slayyyter Crush - kmoe xxx Supernatural - frost children, HARU NEMURI Miss universe - CD lexus, ch3rry, henrik the artist Go somewhere - the Hellp I like you a lot - petal supply Thot daughter - harmony xxx Unlock it x better off alone - Wanna go? - awwwful Ponytail - cecile believe Black rum - cake pop xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  ANTONYMPH n1GHTC0R3 M1X - vylet pony California - neggy gemmy Rewind featuring bladee - charli xcx xxx Big juicy - ayesha erotica Trader joe - jungle  pussy 4AM - grimes !!! - LYD.  Msgidontsend - dontcriii My girl - coco & clair clair xxx  collect$$$save - gayance, magi merlin, funkywhat Blushin - ang3lx, nami, pearlblade 2G1intro - 2girls1daw records (MILKFISH remix) - umru, chase icon, MILKFISH

[foxy-knowledgeseeker]

ATLA hot take for the day: 

Haru would have been a great partner for Katara, and y’all are sleeping on them

[kharuko]

Thought of the Day/Night:

Should I make an "About Me" post for anyone interested in getting along? Getting curious to the other writers lurking here so I wanna be the first to expose myself for some friends~ ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

(I am exposing my irl friends here. You know who you are.)

[everythingevelyn]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5JoiRgeh3SHK32cG3cibhz?si=nhp57F1SRPONBQQByK1sCQ

[kittychicha]

CAN SQUID GUY STOP BEING SO SHIFTY

[askdetectivekurusu]

how people perceive my friends are... terrifying to say the least.

[twilightvolt]

Also i ain’t seeing it when i checked, but i hear the Beastars tag is now getting cluttered with stupid opinions and hot takes.

Raise your hand if you saw this coming a mile away. :^)

[hammcrkind]

OK avatar TLA is VERY good

[checkurselfb4umachuwreckurself]

Lightning, showing off Bohman’s first design: this is my new oc, Bohman

Bohman: thot rights

Lightning: as you can see, he is a thot

Haru: dad when I said I’d be okay with a little brother this wasn’t what I meant

[kingjinxii]

What your fave phantom thief says about you

(this is a joke don’t take it too seriously)

[cjlothecastle]

ear2ear x castle funding drive crossover

ear2ear is a fellow piscean hyperpop radio dj on CJLO. to celebrate CJLO's 2024 funding drive we teamed up for a chaotic 2 hour long special of new and old hyperpop and hyperpop-adjacent annoying music and commentary no one asked for.

the ear2ear part was originally broadcasted on tuesday 15th at 4pm, the castle part aired on friday 18th at 1pm, on CJLO 1690AM or cjlo.com.

full playlist here ;;; full episode(s) here

donate to CJLO here

(cjlofundingdrive.com)

Shut down entirely - meat computer No comma - slayyyter Crush - kmoe xxx Supernatural - frost children, HARU NEMURI Miss universe - CD lexus, ch3rry, henrik the artist Go somewhere - the Hellp I like you a lot - petal supply Thot daughter - harmony xxx Unlock it x better off alone - Wanna go? - awwwful Ponytail - cecile believe Black rum - cake pop xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  ANTONYMPH n1GHTC0R3 M1X - vylet pony California - neggy gemmy Rewind featuring bladee - charli xcx xxx Big juicy - ayesha erotica Trader joe - jungle  pussy 4AM - grimes !!! - LYD.  Msgidontsend - dontcriii My girl - coco & clair clair xxx  collect$$$save - gayance, magi merlin, funkywhat Blushin - ang3lx, nami, pearlblade 2G1intro - 2girls1daw records (MILKFISH remix) - umru, chase icon, MILKFISH