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Definitely the best ride or die anyone could ask for and I wouldn't mind you being my new years kiss.

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I think you need to leave your room more often!!!

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Dude! That’s because you haven’t heard the right Christmas song. No worries, I don’t think they’ll play them anymore though. Be ready for lovey dovey stuff after New Years though, just saying.

Thank goodness the holiday season is almost over. I’ve been locked away in my room trying to avoid this jolly fest as much as I could. I don’t know how much more I can take but what I can tell you is that I’m one Christmas song away from fighting someone.

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This is why you have to stock up, Vitani. I have a section in my dorm room just for snacks...not even Noa knows about it and he's my roommate. It's all the best snacks ever and drinks for this particular reason. Well that and sometimes a guy gets too lazy to go out and find his own food. I'd be willing to share but you'll have to come up with the next epic adventure we will go on.

Every year I forget how much harder it suddenly is to find midnight snacks when the rest of you go home for the holidays. It’s like everything closes four hours earlier just because ASU’s not in session, you’d think that other people in this city get hungry at weird hours, too. But anyway, if you’re in town and you wanna feed me, you could give Venus and Buffy a run for their money as my best friends. And if you’re not in town but you got some life hacks on how to save my rumbling stomach right about now – well hey, I’m all ears for that, too. 

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TEXT | OPEN

Kali: So do Auradonians really kiss for the new year or is that just some shit they made up in movies?

Kali: I can never tell what's real or fake around here anymore.

Kali: At least tradition wise. There are definitely some fake ass peeps around here but let's not get into that.

Max: I think any excuse a guy has to kiss someone like you is good enough for me. Kiss to make the plant better? Done! Kiss to bring in the New Year? Lets do it. XD

Max: I feel you on this, Kali. Turns out Santa is not real...because apparently it's frown upon for a grown man to hug Santa.

Max: No, lets. I'm still salty on this Santa situation. Is he a friend or foe? I mean it's a bit creepy to have all those little kids on his lap if it isn't the real Santa.

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That just means more parties, you know what they say time flies fast when you’re having an epic time...or something like that. Christmas was dope...those ugly sweater parties are such a great time. It’s hilarious. My New Years resolutions are to keep being me. Start getting more wild but keeping it safe. How about yours?

I can’t believe Christmas is over with and New Years Eve is tomorrow. Feels like just yesterday we just had Thanksgiving. How was everyone else Christmas? Anyone got any New Years resolutions ready?

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I don’t know man, because New Years has never called us ‘lameazoids’. Dude what does that even mean? Anyways you can always tag along, I’m sure they will include your birthday as well. Unless you’re pulling on of your pranks on them, then that’s a big maybe.

You know what’s mcfucking stupid? Sharing my birthday with New Year’s Eve. I don’t know why you guys act like something dumb like a new year is better than the birth of a Zevon, but hey, have fun being lameazoids.

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I thought Bash was the party expert around here? I mean I won't lie your make a few good valid points there, except the New Years resolution part. Some people aren't as adventurous as us, but that's okay. As long as they do something they have never done before that's all that matters right?

So, as one of Auradon’s self-proclaimed party experts, I’d like to give you guys some advice for the new year: 

1. Don’t put too much pressure on New Year’s Eve parties. Seriously, there are like a hundred other awesome parties a year, don’t beat yourself up if NYE isn’t perfect. 2. Who cares if it’s cold, wear a dress anyway! Looking back and seeing yourself in jeans in the pics later is never as fun as you think it’s going to be. 3. Don’t make boring resolutions! Like, I’d definitely recommend telling yourself to party more and try something fun before I’d tell you to spend 2019 juicing and exercising. 2019′s all about loving yourself, guys, so have at it!

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Who would you like to be caught under mistletoe with?

This is going to be tough, so many options, just kidding! @rosebudalexiou all the way man! Come on, have you seen her?

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What's the ultimate Christmas song?

YASSS!! IT’S CHRISTMAS!! Well it’s noche buena, which is close and man do I love this time of year! If you see a really rad Santa, spoiler! It’s ME!

Its the most wonderful time of the year (andy willams) santa is coming to town (Jackson 5) winter wonderland (tony bennett) feliz navidad (jose feliciano)

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Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Kind of? There was this one time with @pratigan, but in the Isle it isn’t really dating, it’s hard to explain and by now everyone knows how I feel about @rosebudalexiou so maybe not? Did this confuse you as much as it did to me?

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heard you stare at stars on your ceiling all night long

If this a bad thing? I mean not all night but it’s nice to know there is life up there, just making sure they’re okay.

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Which member of Three Wishes is the biggest heartthrob?

@rayradcliffe! Definitely, my dude has the musical writing skills, his voice only would make any girl swoon and I’ve heart his super cute. Right @princessofisolationx?

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TEXT 🧀 PAX

Peyton: It is a crime, I agree! Cheese should be it's own essential food group AND YET! Hmm... Something that doesn't have a very strong smell. Definitely not a bleu, I'd get caught instantly with that!

Max: I agree! It should, maybe we can tell Ben to change that for us and make it like it's own essential food group...we can have people sign a petition! Got it, how about some gouda-ol' fashion... gouda cheese? XD The cheese that's always up to no gouda...

Max: Okay, I'm done. Have a gouda day!

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TEXT 👔 BAX

Ben: Not if the knot's tied properly! Where have you seen someone get choked by a tie??? I'm a little concerned.

Max: Dude, how do you even tie a tie properly? Never worn one, remember? Movies! My nightmares! You name it! I mean people make it seem sexy on movies too but like it can actually choke you and then it's not sexy anymore.

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Text ♔ || Maxra

Lyra: Do you know what really grinds my gears? So many people in Auradon central have no idea what an Unbirthday party is! How absurd is that?

Max: Super absurd!! Like how do you not know what an unbirthday party is?

Max: btw merry unbirthday to you!!🎉🎉🎉 where da cheesecake at tho?

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Who's your favorite AK?

@ivynotpoison...wait cheese partner @peydavis or my musical bro @rayradcliffe Honestly everyone has been really great so maybe I should just pick every AK.