#Harlow (Prentiss's Version)
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 9 months ago
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One of my favourite things about Criminal Minds is the fact that home-girl Emily Prentiss went from 'Yes sir, thank you sir' to 'I'm giving him what he wants; mommy'
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 7 months ago
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Rossi literally gave her away to Hotch, I can't-
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EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 1 year ago
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my overwhelmed and overstimulated ass is definitely not like 2 seconds away from writing self-indulgent head-cannons on what the BAU team would be like with an autistic kid, mmhmmmm, no way.
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 11 months ago
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something about being called 'darling girl' by Alex Blake...
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 1 year ago
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Harlow's X-mas Fic Extravaganza Day 3/3
Summary: Idrk what this is supposed to be, but yk, mean mommy dom!JJ (kinda, idk), and first JJ fic, so woooooh!! Enjoy :)
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Bunched Up Ribbons
💛Jennifer Jareau x YA/AFAB Hotchner!Reader💛
Word Count: 920.
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Accepting Emily's offer to go out for Christmas drinks with the rest of the team seemed like a good idea at the time, but you'd been misbehaving all night. You knew that, and JJ most certainly did.
Which is how you got here; dragged back at home, and reluctantly so. Wrists bound together with ribbons left over from wrapping up presents earlier, thighs squished around JJ's head.
It'd been like this for the last 10, 15 and now 20, minutes.
Her mouth had been on your clit the whole time, licking and biting and sucking, eliciting sharp whines and soft moans from your lips.
"Come on, baby," JJ uttered, pulling her mouth away from your clit, flicking her tongue over it, before pulling her right hand from the back of your thigh, shifting the weight onto her left shoulder.
"Give me another one." The blonde added, pushing her ring and middle finger into your hole, curling and thrusting them inside you, trying to coax you into your third orgasm of the night so far.
"F-uck, mommy please- hurts." You moaned out, stuttering your hips forward against her hand
"Oh baby," She cooed out, running her thumb over your sensitive nub. "S'it too much, you want mommy to stop?"
"Mmmm," You whined, nodding softly as a tear dripped down over the smudged mascara on your cheek, which earnt a swift smack to your ass from the blonde.
"You should've thought about that before you decided to be a disobedient slut earlier." JJ gritted, curling her fingers harder inside you, building up a fast pace, bringing you closer to the edge.
"God I wonder what your dad would think if he found out he raised such a fucking whore." The blonde uttered, shuffling up to back her hips against her hand, slamming them against you, while keeping your legs on either side of her shoulders.
"I told you to wait. I told you I would look after you later. I told you to be good for me and wait just a little bit longer, but you didn't." smack
"You didn't stop whoring yourself out to anybody that'd watch, so now, I'm not stopping either. Not until I get what I want." smack
That sent you over the edge, JJ's name on your lips, a loud moan bubbling up your throat, before you tried to pull your hips away.
"Nuh uh-" smack "use your words, baby girl. Good girls use their words."
“S-sorry,” you sobbed out, “Just p-please JJ-" smack "Mommy! Mommy, stop, please stop. Please.”
“That’s it,” JJ cooed, “That’s my good girl.” The blonde added, flicking her thumb over your sensitive clit, making you buck your hips up against her with a loud whine, more tears burning down your cheeks.
"Okay, okay, it's alright, sweet girl. I'm stopping soon, I'm just gonna need you to hold onto something, okay?" She stated, leaning down at kissing away your tears, working her fingers inside you faster.
"Can you be mommy's good girl and do that for me, baby?" She asked, which caused you to nod frantically, and pull on the ribbons tying your hands together slightly, practically clawing at the chance to pull her hair.
"Words babygirl." The woman uttered, leaning up to untie the ribbons, while keeping her fingers buried inside you. "Please mommy."
"There you go." JJ rasped, pulling the line of bunched-up ribbon away from your hands, and discarding it on the floor, before leaning her head down and starting to kiss and suck hickeys onto your neck.
Then beginning to push her fingers in and out of you slightly faster than before, as you moved your hands to grip and scratch at her scalp, earning a low moan from the blonde.
"That's my girl." She praised, thrusting her fingers into you harder, moving her other hand to repeatedly smack and grip your left thigh.
It was the same 5 actions over and over; bite, suck, grip, smack, thrust. Over and over and over again for the next few minutes, until you started emitting higher whines and breathy moans. 30 minutes.
"F-fuck, mommy, please- I can't- I need- " You didn't even have time to finish what you were gonna say before a fourth washed over you.
Head thrown back, eyes rolled into the back of your head, hands moved to grip the sheets, legs tightened around JJ's waist.
"Tsk tsk tsk," JJ uttered out, pulling away from your bruised neck.
"God you're so pretty when you cum, sweet girl. You're lucky I'm done with you for the night and I have to go home, or I'd be doing a lot more of that to you" She added, pulling her fingers out of you, and cleaning them on your shirt, before getting up and leaning down from the left side of your bed, pressing a kiss against your temple, as you watched as she slid her engagement ring back on her right hand.
"I love you." She stated, pulling her jacket on and grabbing her bag, heading out of your bedroom, then out the door of your apartment.
And just like that, she left you completely spent, still basking in the after-glow of all of the orgasms she'd given you in the last half hour.
She'd left to go back home to her fiancé, Will. God even the thought of his name made you feel sick, not cause of what you were doing, but the fact he took away, wants to marry, and has, your girl. Had.
Just like always.
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So that was fucking smutty, and kinda rushed at the end, but I hope you guys liked it ig :)
I love you guys all so much, thank you for all the love and likes and reposts you've all made, I've gone through a lot of shit this past year and every single one of them means everything to me.
Thank you for helping me hit 100 followers, here's to the next (hopefully) 100 of you (more like 70, but besides the point).
Happy New Year every-gay, see you in 2024!!
-Harlow
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 9 months ago
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where are my JackieShauna and Jemily girls at, cause hello?? are they not near enough the same?
Jackie and JJ both have heart necklaces with dark meanings behind it, were/are in a relationship with a himbo (I have a love/hate relationship w/ Jeff and Will, sorry) while having a complicated feelings for their 'best friend', and hallucinated them while dying.
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 11 months ago
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actually crying, why did I just spend 2 hours scrolling through the 'paget brewster edit(s)' tag on tik tok??
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 1 year ago
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itching to write a fic about reader finding Emily after she fakes her death, cause of a trail of things she set that would coincidental to anyone other then the two of you, and her rewarding you for it...
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 6 months ago
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Guys, is this a safe space for me to come out, now that pride month's over?
reblog if you’re a Hotchniss shipper ❤️
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 1 year ago
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Oh my fucking goodness, LOOK AT THEM!!
THEY'RE SO CUTE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!
Nat looks a little wonky, BUT STILL!!
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 4 months ago
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I love it here
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 2 years ago
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Masterlist
Request List
Harlow's X-mas Fic Extravaganza 2023
Naked In New Orleans
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Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) Nothing Yet
Alex Blake (Criminal Minds) Nothing Yet
Elle Greenaway (Criminal Minds) Nothing Yet
Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds) Nothing Yet
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau (Criminal Minds) Nothing Yet
Luke Alvez (Criminal Minds) Nothing Yet
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Andromeda Black (Marauders) Nothing Yet
Narcissa Black (Marauders) Nothing Yet
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Chad Meeks-Martin Nothing Yet
Quinn Bailey New Romantics
Sam Carpenter Never Too Drunk To Know I Love You Make You Feel Better Not a fic, but a thought (Ghostface!Sam)....
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Agnes/Agatha Harkness (Marvel) Nothing Yet
Alice Wu Gulliver (Marvel) Nothing Yet
Rio Vidal (Marvel) Nothing Yet
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Jackie Taylor (Yellow Jacket's-1996)💖 Your Own Personal Terminator
Lottie Matthews (Yellow Jacket's-1996/2021) 💚 Eat Your Young (Adult YJ x Reader) BeReal Adult YJ's x Reader Headcannons Mean!Dom Tai x Soft!Dom Lottie x Reader blurb
Natalie Scatorccio (Yellow Jacket's-1996/2021) 💙 Eat Your Young (Adult YJ x Reader) BeReal Adult YJ's x Reader Headcannons
Shauna Shipman (Yellow Jacket's-1996) 💜 Eat Your Young (Adult YJ x Reader) BeReal Adult YJ's x Reader Headcannons
Van Palmer (Yellow Jacket's-2021)🧡 Autistic!Adult!Van Head-Cannons Eat Your Young BeReal Head-Cannons 🤭
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 5 months ago
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i love this, holy shit (highly recommend listening 2 this playlist)
also lowkey thinking abt baby Em (at like 6/7 years old), standing on her dad's feet while her mom's at work, and the two of them dancing around in the kitchen, with 'Vienna' by Billy Joel playing in the background.
(Bonus for the Hotchniss fans; Hotch surprising Emily by changing their first dance song to that).
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HOT 100 HCs: Emily Prentiss
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Friends. Colleagues. I am starting a new thing (but not ending any old things, don't worry babes). I'm calling it HOT 100 Headcanons. Basically, I've created playlists for characters that include all the songs that they love and/or have shaped them in some way. I take cues from the canon characters (for example, canon Emily was a rocker in high school, so her playlist includes quite a bit of rock).
I don't know if anyone else will enjoy this or care about it and, frankly, I don't care. I really enjoyed making it, and I really do believe it's doing deep dives like this that help you really get to know a character (or your HC of them, anyway). Enjoy, if you're into that kind of thing!
HOT 100 HCs: Emily Prentiss
Note(s): When I think of the Criminal Minds characters, I always think of them as being Elite Team-age in the present. If Paget Brewster’s age roughly equals Emily’s, then Emily joined the BAU when she was 36/37. If we move the Elite Team timeline up so it starts in 2024, she’d have been born in 1987. That’s the date I work from when calculating these Hot 100 Lists.
(Also, the first parentheses is the date the song was released. The second is the age Emily was when it was released.)
Nat King Cole, “Nature Boy” (March 29, 1948) (N/A)
Emily’s grandfather didn’t have tapes or CDs at his chalet in the French Alps, but he did have a turntable, and Nat King Cole was one of his favorites to spin. Now it always reminds Emily of him. She still likes to spin Nat King Cole and dance with you in the living room.
2. Édith Piaf, “Milord” (May 8, 1949) (N/A)
Another record straight from her grandfather’s house. They listened to a lot of Édith Piaf, but this was her favorite as a little girl. She thought it was funny, and it helped her learn how to do uvular trills, since French wasn’t her first language.
3. Juliette Gréco, “Sur les quais du vieux Paris” (October 1951) (N/A)
Little Emily didn’t get to go to Paris much, mostly just as a stopover on the way to her grandfather’s. But whenever her grandfather brought her back to her mom, he’d take her around Paris for a day, and she always thought it was the most magical place in the world.
4. Georges Brassens, “Je Me Suis Fait Tout Petit” (February 2, 1956) (N/A)
Her grandfather played classical-style guitar and loved the work of Georges Brassens. He often played it and sang for Emily. Georges Brassens was a significantly better singer than her grandfather was, but sometimes Emily wishes she had a recording of her grandfather instead of Brassens. Nevertheless, listening to it still reminds her of sitting with him on the hillsides while he played.
5. Léo Ferré, “L’affiche rouge” (February 1961) (N/A)
Another favorite of Emily’s grandfather. He was a star of French chanson, a folk music tradition driven heavily by lyrics, almost like poetry put to music. Her grandfather would sometimes read her the poems first and then play her the songs afterward.
6. Marie Laforêt, “Marie douceur, Marie colère” (1966) (N/A)
One of Emily’s first favorite rock songs. She heard this version long before she even knew who Mick Jagger was and, to this day, she could defend in a dissertation-length essay why Marie Laforêt’s lyrics are better than the original.
7. Jacqueline Taieb, “Le cœur au bout des doigts” (1967) (N/A)
A dancing-in-the-living-room standby for Emily at her grandfather’s.
8. Patty Pravo, “La bambola” (May 1968) (N/A)
Emily didn’t discover this one until she lived in Italy, but it’s a perfect sad song, great for dramatically belting in your room or in the car. Which is exactly what she did for months after the asshole of a boy who knocked her up dropped her and she had to go through the abortion process almost alone.
9. Maxime Le Forestier, “San Francisco” (1971) (N/A)
One of the “newest” records her grandfather owned. He only conceded to buying it because Maxime Le Forestier covered so much of Georges Brassens’ work. He ended up loving it. Emily’s first instinct is still to pronounce “San Francisco” like Le Forestier does in this song.
10. Meat Loaf, “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)” (October 21, 1977) (N/A)
Inexplicably, Meat Loaf is one of the only English-speaking artists that Emily’s grandfather liked.
11. Lio, “Le Banana Split” (November 1979) (N/A)
Her grandfather hated this song so much, but she loved it, so he bought it for her anyway. Teeny baby Emily could not get enough of the word “banana,” in any language.
12. Grover Washington, Jr., “Just the Two of Us (feat. Bill Withers)” (1980) (N/A)
Emily’s mom loves Bill Withers. One of Emily’s best memories of childhood is dancing to this song with her mom. Now her favorite memory is dancing to it with you at your wedding.
13. Yazoo, “Only You” (August 16, 1982) (N/A)
A regular on Emily’s mom’s boom box when Emily was young.
14. Metallica, “For Whom the Bell Tolls” (July 27, 1984) (N/A)
Discovered during *Emily's teen rock era.*
15. Madonna, “Into the Groove” (July 15, 1985) (N/A)
Emily’s mom is a big Madonna fan, so there was a lot of Madonna in little Emily’s house.
16. Siouxsie and the Banshees, “Cities in Dust” (April 21, 1986) (N/A)
Discovered during *Emily’s teenage rock era*
17. Berlin, “Take My Breath Away” (May 13, 1986) (N/A)
Top Gun was Emily’s mom’s favorite movie for a solid decade of her childhood, so Emily was very familiar with the music. This song was her favorite.
18. Alannah Myles, “Black Velvet” (March 14, 1989) (1)
Emily will tell you that she remembers being young and trying on her mom’s makeup in front of the mirror to this song.
19. Metallica, “Enter Sandman” (August 12, 1991) (3)
Discovered during *Emily's teen rock era.*
20. Nirvana, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (September 26, 1991) (3)
Didn’t discover Nirvana until her teen years, but Nevermind remains one of her favorite albums of all time.
21. Lara Fabian, “Je Suis Malade” (1994) (6)
Tiny little Emily heard this in a café in Paris with her mom and begged her mom to buy it on vinyl so she could bring it to her grandfather’s. Her mom obliged, mostly to shut her up, and Emily spent all summer listening to it. It was the first song that ever gave her chills. She still knows every word, still loves to belt it in the car, and still swears up and down that Lara Fabian’s version is better than Celine Dion’s.
22. Tori Amos, “Cornflake Girl” (January 31, 1994) (6)
Emily’s mom went through a real Tori Amos phase. Little Emily genuinely thought this song was about cereal and asked her mom to play it over and over again.
23. Beck, “Loser” (March 1, 1994) (6)
Little Emily loved the slide guitar and that the song said “loser,” which her mom did not let her call anyone.
24. Bush, “Comedown” (December 6, 1994) (7)
Emily was late to discover a lot of ‘90s and 2000s rock because it was hard to access non-mainstream American music abroad, but when iTunes came around when she was 13 or 14, she spent an ungodly amount of her mom’s money buying songs and albums, including this one.
25. Collective Soul, “December” (March 15, 1995) (7)
Discovered during *Emily’s teenage rock era*
26. April March, “Le Temps de l’amour” (October 20, 1995) (8)
Another favorite from her French summers. A sneak peak of later punk rock Emily.
27. April March, “Chick Habit” (October 20, 1995) (8)
Emily lords it over every gay she knows that she knew this song from the original album and not from But I’m a Cheerleader. But she does love But I’m a Cheerleader… This was her favorite CD for a solid year or more.
28. The Smashing Pumpkins, “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” (October 23, 1995) (8)
Discovered during *Emily’s teenage rock era*
29. OMC, “How Bizarre” (January 1, 1996) (8)
A favorite track on Emily’s favorite CD, Now That’s What I Call Music! 3.
30. Backstreet Boys, “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” (May 6, 1996) (8)
All the kids knew this one, in any country Emily visited or lived in.
31. Khaled, “Aïcha” (November 1996) (9)
Emily’s mom was the U.S. ambassador to Oman for a few years during Emily’s childhood. Emily learned Arabic quickly and tried very hard, as she did in all the places she lived, to fit in seamlessly with the people around her. So, of course, the songs she sang and danced to with her friends were the ones popular in Oman at the time.
32. Third Eye Blind, “Jumper” (April 8, 1997)
Discovered during *Emily’s teenage rock era*
33. Rachid Taha, “Ya Rayah” (August 5, 1997) (9)
Another favorite of Emily and her friends during her time in Oman. They even had a little choreographed dance they did all together.
34. Will Smith, “Miami” (October 3, 1997) (9)
Tiny Emily genuinely thought she was the baddest little bitch in the world for knowing all these lyrics, despite having never been to Miami or a club or anything.
35. Britney Spears, “...Baby One More Time” (January 12, 1999) (9)
Honestly, what ‘90s kid didn’t have a formative moment with a Britney Spears song?
36. Buena Vista Social Club, “Chan Chan” (September 16, 1997) (9)
Emily was an adult when she discovered Buena Vista Social Club, but they’re one of her very favorites on vinyl now. She started listening to them while she learned Spanish in college.
37. Green Day, “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” (October 4, 1997) (9)
Discovered during *Emily’s teenage rock era*
38. Hakim, “Wala Wahed” (1998) (10)
Emily’s mom was transferred to Cairo in 1998, where Emily had to start over again–but thankfully not with a completely new language. She really liked sha’bi music, and her best friend’s dad played drums in a jeel band.
39. Less Than Jake, “All My Best Friends Are Metalheads” (January 1, 1998) (11)
One of Emily’s earlier alt finds. She loved it.
40. Cher, “Believe” (October 19, 1998) (11)
Another favorite of Emily’s mom’s. On repeat in little Emily’s kitchen in Cairo.
41. Alaa Zalzali, “Akli Tar” (1999) (11)
Emily was obsessed with this song and the whole album because it combined two languages she knew and loved: Arabic and French.
42. Crazy Town, “Butterfly” (November 4, 1999) (12)
Emily loved this song so much, and she jokes that looking back it should have been a huge flag that she was gay.
43. A Perfect Circle, “Judith” (January 1, 2000) (12)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
44. Anastacia, “I’m Outta Love” (February 29, 2000) (12)
Even Emily’s hard little rock heart still loved a pop anthem.
45. Pascale Machaalani, “Nour El Chams” (June 25, 2000) (12)
All the girls in Cairo wanted to be Pascale Machaalani. Think of her as the Beyoncé of Emily’s preteen years.
46. Rage Against The Machine, “Renegades” (December 5, 2000) (13)
One of the first rock songs Emily discovered and fell in love with. She still knows all the words.
47. Staind, “Outside” (May 22, 2001) (13)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
48. System of a Down, “Toxicity” (September 4, 2001) (13)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
49. Noir Désir, “La vent nous portera” (September 11, 2001) (13)
Even when she lived in the Middle East, Emily still spent summers with her grandfather in France. As always, he’d let her have a day in Paris when she flew in, and she always visited a music store to buy all the new French alt albums she could find.
50. Hoobastank, “Crawling In The Dark” (November 20, 2001) (14)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
51. Saliva, “Always” (January 1, 2002) (14)
Emily’s mom considered sending her to therapy because she listened to this song so much.
52. Seether, “Driven Under” (January 1, 2002) (14)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
53. Seether, “Fine Again” (January 1, 2002) (14)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
54. Sum 41, “The Hell Song” (January 1, 2002) (14)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
55. Mango, “La rondine” (July 9, 2002) (14)
Wildly popular while Emily lived in Italy. Think of him as the Peter Gabriel of Italian music.
56. Chevelle, “The Red” (October 8, 2002) (14)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
57. Audioslave, “Cochise” (November 17, 2002) (15)
Italy Emily was baby rocker Emily, but she wasn’t very external about it because the Catholic church was not a fan.
58. Evanescence, “Bring Me To Life” (March 4, 2003) (15)
Another song that was on repeat for Emily post-abortion. Sweet baby Emily was so depressed and honestly really needed to go to therapy. She wouldn’t say she likes the song now, exactly, but it brings her back to a specific time and place that were very formative for her.
59. Linkin Park, “Lying from You” (March 25, 2003) (15)
A classic teenager Linkin Park moment.
60. The Darkness, “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” (July 7, 2003) (15)
*Emily’s teenage rock era*
61. Three Days Grace, “I Hate Everything About You” (July 22, 2003) (15)
Emily will tell you that this song is what she felt like most of the time in Italy, trying really hard to fit in, trying to like boys, really liking girls, all-in-all having a terrible time.
62. Jet, “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” (September 15, 2003) (15)
Emily jokes that this one also should have been a dead giveaway that she liked girls.
63. Keane, “Somewhere Only We Know” (May 10, 2004) (16)
She will never admit it, but this song still makes her cry.
64. Seether, “Remedy” (January 1, 2005) (17)
Emily is a little embarrassed about liking Seether so much, but she really does.
65. Negrita, “Rotolando Verso Sud” (January 21, 2005) (17)
A favorite of Emily’s after she and her mom moved back to the States in 2004. She felt very out of place, which makes sense considering she’d grown up across several countries. She found a lot of comfort in listening to music in her other languages, since she didn’t really get to hear it spoken anymore.
66. Negramaro, “Estate” (February 7, 2005) (17)
By this point, Emily's deep in her rebellious rocker phase. Because it’s Emily, her dramatic rocker music is in several languages, though.
67. System of a Down, “Lonely Day” (November 22, 2005) (18)
Technically not a teenager anymore, an adult. But now her music taste is pretty solidly set on rock (with some variations here and there).
68. Rihanna, “SOS” (April 10, 2006) (18)
Not usually a big pop fan, but she has a huge soft spot for Rihanna. Particularly this song because she says that’s how obsessive she is about you. It always makes you laugh.
69. AFI, “Prelude 12/21” (June 6, 2006) (18)
She’s a drama queen, she just won’t admit it.
70. My Chemical Romance, “Teenagers” (19)
*Emily’s adult rock era*
71. Fall Out Boy, “Thnks fr th Mmrs” (January 1, 2007) (19)
Yes, even Emily likes listening to Fall Out Boy sometimes.
72. Avril Lavigne, “Girlfriend” (April 17, 2007) (19)
Okay, but who doesn’t love Avril Lavigne?
73. Linkin Park, “Given Up” (May 14, 2007) (19)
Adult Emily still loves Linkin Park. It’s nostalgic now.
74. Vampire Weekend, “A-Punk” (January 29, 2008) (20)
*Emily’s adult rock era* (but make it less dramatic and depressing than usual)
75. Max Gazzè, “Il Solito Sesso” (February 29, 2008) (20)
Sure, she’s in college, but she still loves Italian music and keeps up with her friends from Italy. Plus, she’s starting to accept that she likes girls, and the girls love it when she speaks Italian.
76. Katy Perry, “I Kissed a Girl” (June 17, 2008) (20)
Loves this song for very obvious reasons. Plus, when this came out there wasn’t really much queer girl music and Emily was in her feral, fresh-out-of-the-closet baby lesbian era.
77. Halestorm, “Mz. Hyde” (April 9, 2012) (24)
Oof. Big ol’ crush on Lzzy Hale.
78. Superheaven, “Youngest Daughter” (April 5, 2013) (25)
Once a rocker, always a rocker.
79. Indila, “Tourner Dans Le Vide” (February 24, 2014) (26)
Emily is a huge fan of Indila because her music sounds like a combination of French and Arabic, and it reminds of her childhood.
80. Highly Suspect, “Lydia” (July 17, 2015) (27)
Big fan of Highly Suspect.
81. K. Flay, “Blood In The Cut” (April 17, 2017) (29)
Hearkening back to her dramatic-ass punk-rock youth.
82. Polo & Pan, “Cœur croisé” (May 19, 2017) (29)
Emily loves Polo & Pan. They’re her go-to for international air travel. Something about their music just feels like whimsy and adventure to her.
83. Pomme, “Ceux qui rêvent” (October 6, 2017) (29)
Emily is a dramatic French woman at heart, and you love her for it.
84. Beck, “Dreams” (October 13, 2017) (30)
Beck? Of course she loves Beck. She’s loved Beck since “Loser” came out when she was six.
85. Death Cab for Cutie, “Northern Lights” (August 17, 2018) (30)
For when she’s in her feels.
86. Muse, “Pressure (feat. UCLA Bruin Marching Band)” (November 9, 2018) (31)
It’s Muse. Duh.
87. Alice Merton, “Roots” (January 29, 2019) (31)
Loves this because (a) it’s a fun song and (b) she really relates to the lyrics.
88. Vanille, “Suivre le soleil” (June 7, 2019) (31)
Her go-to for when you’re driving on vacation in the French Riviera. Coincidentally, you don’t know that she’s ever been more attractive driving a convertible with a sun hat on blaring French music that she knows all the words too while treating you to a vacation on the Mediterranean Sea.
89. The Black Keys, “Go” (June 28, 2019) (31)
The Black Keys lean a little blues-rock for Emily usually, but their music is just so damn catchy. Plus, you love them, and that makes her love them.
90. Harry Styles, “Watermelon Sugar” (December 13, 2019)
Loves this song for one reason and one reason only: she heard it was about eating a girl out. She hasn’t heard Billie Eilish’s “LUNCH” yet and, honestly, you’re afraid to show her.
91. The Strokes, “Why Are Sundays So Depressing” (April 10, 2020)
She loves The Strokes. And, also, she thinks Sundays are depressing because she knows she’ll have to leave you and go back to work the next day.
92. cleopatrick, “THE DRAKE” (March 11, 2021) (33)
A current fave. Plus she likes that their Spotify artist description is just “guitar band.” She thinks that’s hilarious.
93. Halestorm, “Back From The Dead” (August 18, 2021) (33)
Emily is, through and through, a Lzzy Hale girl. She was 21 when their first album came out and had a massive crush on Lzzy.  Didn’t know if she wanted to be her or be with her. Lowkey still doesn’t know. You tease her about it relentlessly.
94. Muse, “Will Of The People” (June 1, 2022) (34)
Muse, because duh.
95. Madelline, “dopamine - Version Française” (May 12, 2023) (35)
Still a sucker for French pop all these years later.
96. KennyHoopla, “YOU NEEDED A HIT//” (May 19, 2023) (35)
KennyHoopla brings her straight back to her 2000s rock roots, and she’s obsessed.
97. Mother Mother, “To My Heart” (September 15, 2023) (35)
A new discovery for Emily, but she’s really into them right now.
98. Mammothor, “Inside Out” (December 15, 2023) (36)
*Emily’s adult rock era*
99. St. Vincent, “Broken Man” (February 29, 2024) (36)
Emily loves St. Vincent. She’s not much of a concert person, but you did take her to see St. Vincent for her birthday once and she was over the moon.
100. Doña Manteca, “Tengo una Debilidad” (May 10, 2024) (36)
You found them on TikTok before their album came out and sent it to her. She pre-ordered their album on vinyl, and it’s her favorite thing to dance with you to right now.
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thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her · 2 years ago
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Masterlist
Current WIPs
Me being me
My Spotify
New OC (soon)
Thalia Vidal
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Hey, so I want to start writing some shit cause this account is dead rn so send me some requests for fanfics with whatever prompts.
I'll write one-shots or head cannons for fluff or smut.
I'll write for any characters listed below x AFAB/GN/Transmasc!Reader.
I'm going to be writing for the following characters so please read it before requesting:
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Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) Alex Blake (Criminal Minds) Elle Greenaway (Criminal Minds) Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds) Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau (Criminal Minds) Luke Alvez (Criminal Minds)
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Andromeda Black (Marauders) Narcissa Black (Marauders)
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Chad Meeks-Martin (Scream 5/6) Quinn Bailey (Scream 6) Sam Carpenter (Scream 5/6)
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Agnes/Agatha Harkness (Marvel) Alice Wu Gulliver (Marvel) Rio Vidal/Death (Marvel)
***** Jackie Taylor (Yellow Jacket's-1996)💖 Lottie Matthews (Yellow Jacket's-1996) 💚 Nat Scatorccio (Yellow Jacket's-1996) 💙 Shauna Shipman (Yellow Jacket's-1996) 💜 Van Palmer (Yellow Jacket's-1996/2021)🧡
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Disclaimer:
I do not put TW's on my work before publishing as I wouldn't know where to start with them and what to/what not to put a warning about, so just a notice about that (not that I'd intentionally write anything triggering, maybe just a bit of angst here and there).
That's it for now, however this'll probably be update a lot, but feel free to start requesting :)
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