the man who plays the character ever, the man who gives me hope in men in general, my downtown man, my babygirl, my first crush then first subject of gender envy, my most skrunkliest scrimbo, Ralph Macchio-
HAPPY 62nd BIRTHDAY, MAN! THE WORK YOU DO MEANS THE WORLD TO ME <3
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⭐️ BIRTHDAY POST ⭐️
HAPPY 62nd BIRTHDAY, RALPH MACCHIO!!
Ralph Macchio is a very talented actor, being in 23 movies and 4 shows in his (roughly) 44 years of acting! He is from Long Island, New York and has two children, his daughter Julia and his son Daniel. His wife’s name is Phyllis Fierro, and she is absolutely beautiful. Happy birthday, Ralph!
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With Feeling
Fem!Star Lord/Penny Quill x Reader
Art found here
Your Star Lady’s birthday was fast approaching and the other Guardians weren’t much help. You would not be going to them for advice ever again. You got the following advice from them:
“Present her with the head of your enemy“ Drax chimed in. “I proposed to my wife with that one”
“I really don’t care” Nebula said.
“Want me to bomb a moon so it says P+Y/N 4Ever?” Rocket asked. Lylla smacked him upside the head for that one. “What?!”
“Get a gift from the heart” Lylla told you. “Penny loves you for you”
“I am Groot” Groot said. Surprisingly that was the best advice.
You searched the junk shops on all of Knowhere. Every single one. It took some extreme searching but you found the perfect gift for Penny Quill. You slaved away at it for weeks, making sure that Penny didn’t suspect a thing.
Then came her big day. Penny awoke in her little apartment on Knowhere, your presence bringing a smile to her face as she woke up.
“Hey baby” she lets out a little giggle.
“Hey my Star Lady” you pepper her face with kisses. “Happy birthday”
“Is it my birthday? I don’t feel any wiser”
“Well I’m the wisest of the two of us” you smirk, earning a light punch from your lady.
Her beach blonde curls bounce as she jumps on you, playfully punching you and then kissing you. Her giggles fill the air. Penny collapses against your chest, her gentle giggles warming your heart.
“I love you” you whisper
“I love you”
“Come on,” you try to get up, “the team’s waiting”
You guide Penny out the center of Knowhere, the entire place decorated with 70s and 80s memorabilia. Lylla and Rocket really outdid themselves. Cosmo runs up, jumping around Quill.
“We love Star Lady” the dog exclaims.
Mantis comes out with a cake, “I think Kraglin outdid himself”
“Thanks sis,” Penny gives Mantis a hug. Kraglin gives her a proud smile.
And then came the gifts. Drax presented Penny with his favorite knife and a bag of zarg nuts. Mantis gave Penny a Cheers shirt. Nebula made some upgrades to the Bowie. Rocket and Lylla upgraded Penny’s helmet and rocket boots. Groot brought Penny a homemade sculpture of her and you helping to raise Groot when he was only a potted plant. Cosmo left a dead Orlani at Penny’s feet. And finally came you.
Your hard work was finally about to pay off. You pull out a small box and hand it to Penny.
Penny unwrapped the box and saw it. Your labor of love: a new Walkman and a trio of cassette tapes. A copy of Awesome Mix Vol. 1 and 2. And one of your own.
“C-Cosmic Mix Vol 1?” Penny looks to you with tears in her eyes.
“You’re an out of this world girl. Kraglin filled me in on the songs from volume 1.” You explain as you hook up the Walkman with your cosmic mix to the sound system. Penny clicks the play button.
The song begins to play and Penny can’t help but smile. It doesn’t take long for all of Knowhere to join in dancing.
You and Penny sway to the beat of the song. Penny wraps her arms around your neck.
“You’re the only one I want to listen to music with” she gives you a kiss.
“Happy birthday, my Star Lady”
Drax surpringly smiles, “I still think we could’ve gone to Earth and kidnap this warrior Ralph Macchio. She always spoke of him”
“Drax no!!” Mantis practically yells back. “Not after the time with Kevin Bacon!!”
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