#Happy Valentines Day Quotes

[celestial-artisan]

Vox: I-if I say I love you, will you say it back? Alastor: No problem, pal. Vox: I love you..! Alastor: It back! Vox: Alastor:

Velvette: Why is Vox crying face-down on the floor?

[faithlovin]

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Derek: Why do you always act like you're invincible, Stiles? You don't have super-strength or speed; you can't heal like werewolves——Jesus, you don't even have any combat skills and yet you're constantly throwing yourself into danger! Do you honestly think you can just talk your way out of any situation?

Stiles: *rubbing sleep from his eyes* Derek, why the hell are you standing next to my bed at midnight?

Derek: *taking off his leather jacket* See?! There you go again proving my point! Well, go ahead and try talking your way out of THIS, genius!

Derek: *takes off shirt and pants*

Stiles: *clamps mouth firmly shut*

Derek:

Stiles:

Derek:

Stiles:

Derek: *sighs* Fine.

Derek: *toes off his boots and climbs into bed next to Stiles who is holding the comforter aside for him*

Derek: *mumbles* So, do you want to be my valentine or what?

Stiles: *grins in a way that says "You're a dramatic bastard and I thought you'd never ask"* :)

[siseliestudio]

love letters 🩷✨️

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

happy valentine's day!

inspired by this

[therighthandofvengeance]

not that I have a bias or anything…

[andallshallbewell]

[zee-rambles]

Raph: U-um…D-Dad…there’s this…someone I really like-

Splinter: Aw! That’s wonderful! Anyone would be lucky to have you, my son.

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Mikey: Dad! Dad! I think I might be in love!

Splinter: That’s great. Make sure to take Raphael with you as a chaperone.

Mikey: Daaaaad!

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Splinter: Please, just, FIND someone. I can’t believe your only love was a jacket!

Donnie: Not true. I have another love.

Splinter: Really?

Donnie: SCIENCE!

Splinter: *Facepalm*

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Leo: Yo, Pops! You’ll never believe it! I met someone-

Splinter: I FORBID YOU FROM DATING UNTIL YOU’RE THIRTY!

Leo: WHAT!?

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Save Rise

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Benedict: So what do you girls have planned for Valentine’s Day?

Eloise, Francesca, and Hyacinth: Murder.

Benedict: That’s the spirit.

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Yoko: So Enid, any Valentine’s Day plans? Perhaps with a spooky someone?

Enid: Oh yeah! I’ve got it all planned out. I’m gonna break both my legs the day before so that when everyone finds out they’ll send me flowers to the hospital. And with any luck that will fill the void of loneliness that festers inside me with every year I’m forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone and miserable.

Yoko: Okay… or, just a suggestion, but you could ask Wednesday. A little birdie told me that she might be interested.

Enid: I should ask Wednesday to break my legs?

Yoko: What? No! Enid!

Enid: You’re right, she’d be super into that *dreamily* she’s so hot when she’s violent.

Wednesday, holding flowers: I was going to ask you to be my Valentine, though if you’d prefer I could push you down the stairs.

Enid: Aw Willa that’s so sweet.

Yoko: Dude what the fuck?

Wednesday: I don’t know what that means Enid. Am I taking you to dinner or is my therapist going to be real mad at me?

Enid: *slowly blinking up at Wednesday* Whatever you want gorgeous.

Yoko: Enid I’m worried about you.

[sansabear]

“She looked at me with what I would later be sure was love.”

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant other and-

Chuuya: I wrote you a poem.

Dazai, already crying: You did???

[philosoforger]

Happy valentines day 💘 💝 💌

[slytherinlizzy]

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5

~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilly: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Lilly: They get sad when they fight.

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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?

Jake: That's my lap.

Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.

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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Jake: Damn right you're love.

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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?

What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.

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Texting with Jake

Mc: I wanna sleep with you.

Mc: But like in the innocent way.

Mc: ...

Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Mc: <3

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Texting with Jake

Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.

Mc: Source?

Jake: Me. ;)

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[sxphr]

Wednesday: Happy Valentines day mi querida, I got you a gift.

Enid, taking the bag: Omg tha- is that a human heart?

Wednesday: Indeed, to show you that my heart is yours always and forever.

Enid, blushing: That's actually really sweet Wends, thankyou.

Enid: Now please get rid of the heart, it's dripping blood all over our foor.

[auggietheautisticvampire]

Penelope: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Colin: I wrote you a poem.

Penelope, already crying: You did?