#Hammer Recordings

[v0idwraith]

Magnus universe 101: if all else fails, bashing a problem repeatedly with a blunt object will surely solve it

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: HAMMER HAS BEEN MY NICKNAME SINCE I WAS 3 YEARS OLD AND I AM SAYING THAT THE TRUCK IS MINE THROUGH THAT NICKNAME DMV: HAMMER=PENIS Verdict: DENIED

[theheliumsystem]

Been rewatching osomatsu san hehe

Love this guy

[talos-stims]

MARVIN'S MARVELOUS MECHANICAL MUSEUM

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[sodafrog13]

*announcer voice* IN COMES MYSTERY SKULLS ANIMATED WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!

missed these guys. take some doodles + a silly hlm au that i'm not gonna do anything with <3

[folkdances]

my opinions on the sexualities of (nearly) every single main aa character and some side characters also

mia fey: bi

phoenix wright: bi

larry butz: straight. he tried to go gay it just didn't work 😢

winston and gaspen payne: straight

maya fey: in my heart she's a lesbian. textually? idk. i will say dubiously lesbian because she said regina berry was cute but most likely i think she is aro

dick gumshoe: straight but he has fooled around with men before, he just doesn't take it seriously. like he doesn't mind banging boots with men but when he pictures a future he has a wife

miles edgeworth: do i even have to say it. gay

will powers: straight and transfem.

dee vasquez: gumshoe situation where she's straight but i know she has gone down on a girl at least once in her life

lotta hart: straight

gregory edgeworth: he's like a spore to me. asexual reproduction. he cut his fingernails one day and the next a baby had spawned into being. but like straight i guess

manfred von karma: straight. his earring doesn't fool ME!

ema skye: lesbian and ace she will have sex every now and again but mostly out of curiosity whenever she forgets what it feels like

lana skye: lesbian.

angel starr: bi

jake marshall: straight

damon gant: gay

maggey byrde: straight but in a larry way. she tried going gay and it didn't work. her and gumshoe are like schrodinger's bi couple

morgan fey: straight but perhaps a lesbian in another life

mimi miney: lesbian but in a tiktok astrology sapphic way

franziska von karma: she thinks she's straight for a while but she is a butch lesbian (butch in the gender identity sense as well)

matt engarde: gay

adrian andrews: straight. sorry.

dahlia hawthorne: EXTREMELY loaded opinion here. i will say straight but in a very complicated 'there's more important and weird stuff going on' kind of way so no way to really know

ron and desiree delite: straight

diego armando: straight but i do think he thinks about it in prison

viola cadaverini: lesbian idgaf

iris hawthorne: straight but she fools around a little after prison at phoenix's insistence (they are friends don't test me)

kristoph gavin: gay

olga orly: lesbian. what else was i supposed to make of the nickname 'quick-fingers'.

apollo justice: gay and transmasc (the voice training? hello.)

trucy wright: another loaded bomb. i will say aroace but with a lot of weird pseudo comphet stuff happening where she knows she doesn't like boys but she's been acting for long enough that she's semi-convinced herself. she'll figure it out one day. but also she could be straight. who knows...!

wocky kitaki: straight and he gets really offended if you suggest he's gay but he has thought about it at night

klavier gavin: bi and cis but he goes by she/him pronouns

juniper woods: beat me and take my blood but straight

athena cykes: straight

simon blackquill: straight until he gets out of prison and edgeworth is his gay awakening. he doesn't really care that much though. probably aro as well

aura blackquill: lesbian. like textually

pearl fey: straight

nahyuta sahdmadhi: straight and cis

dhurke sahdmadhi: bi.

rhoda teneiro: straight

kay faraday: lesbian and nonbinary also

shi-long lang: he doesn't care that much probably bi though

tyrell badd: straight but one day he gets asked if he's gay and he sticks his lollipop in his mouth for a long time before saying "... who hasn't had ... gay thoughts?" and it's never brought up again.

raymond shields: straight

justine courtney: straight

sebastian debeste: straight and transfem but she only figures that out a few years after aai2

abstaining from commenting on bronco knight and simeon saint. for now

[murdleandmarot]

hi :] what's your favourite cats replica or non-replica? also any costumes you really like? 🕺🕺

hi hello!!!! Sorry I didn’t answer this for a week, I got sick and then got depressed. It seems to have left for a minute so here we go!!! :D

I’m not real knowledgeable when it comes to specific non-replicas, I haven’t seen Warsaw yet, I know that’s one of the main ones, and a lot of the cool looking ones don’t have boots or any sort of recordings 💔💔💔

But, one of the non-reps that’s never going to leave me alone is Thunerseespiele 2017. Not only is it a German production, using the Vienna translation which is my favorite, but the costumes are SO gorgeous. The wigs make them look like raggedy Ann dolls, and I’ll never get over it.

I refuse to believe that there’s NO recording of the show, because they have plenty of high quality clips for a trailer, and it just doesn’t seem right that someone would make something this cool and then just. Not record it.

Victoria is a standout costume. She looks so gorgeous, I’m so unbelievably jealous that I don’t look like this. Honorable mentions to Thunerseespiele Bombalurina, Grizabella, and Sillabub

As for favorite productions in general, I have a whole playlist of my favorites, and it’s really hard to choose a favorite, but just in terms of translation, German productions just hit really, really hard for some reason. Maybe it’s because I can kind of understand it, but mostly I just think the language fits really well. My best examples are Tecklenburg’s ‘Macavity,’ and ‘Auftritt Grizabella’ on Spotify.

[basicallyanotherwitchesthing]

Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger's Malleus Maleficarum read by Ian Richardson - Caedmon - 1974 (cover illustration by N.B. Ward)

[bogdanovics]

Serbia vs. Australia (August 7th, 2024)

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Customer: NICKNAME DMV: HAMMER=PENIS Verdict: DENIED

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

When I find myself in times of trouble, South Park comes to me, speaking words of wisdom,

Whump the boys.

[sweet-punch]

)) I have like 5 tabs open with the RP threads I need to reply to properly but my executive dysfunction makes it a chore, so don't feel like 'oh god I'm being ignored'.

)) like no I am just soooooooooooooooooo mentally ill man I'm a Windows 98 system trying to run Discord like the .exe is just not compatible with my internals man.

[good-to-drive]

This isn't the kind of thought I choose to have, but I do think it's possible Ringo Starr fucks to the beat of every song that comes on during sex. And it's totally involuntary, so god help you if a club mix comes up on the playlist.

[harvestmoth]

more green thing

[folkdances]

THE CONVERSATION WITH FRANZISKA AND MILES IM SICKKKKKK… SHE CRIED???? ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

she cried.. i cried... we crode...

[inbarfink]

The other thing I’ve been Thinking of is this DHSAB production

The actor who’s doing Captain Hammer is actually pretty damn good. Definitely my fav member of the whole cast. But he’s also pretty short compared to the guy they’ve got playing the Not-So-Good Doctor. So basically every time CH and DH are interacting, Captain Hammer immediately puts Dr. Horrible into a headlock in an attempt to not attract too much attention to the way Billy fucking towers over him.