#Hamlet Incorrect quotes

[amissy-art]

Rosencrantz: Guildenstern, I’m sad..

Guildenstern: *hugging him* come here, it’s gonna be okay

Hamlet: Ophelia, Horatio, I’m sad

Horatio: We know, Hamlet

Ophelia: Everybody knows, Hamlet

[city-of-all-tunas]

hamlet and horatio in iii.ii

Horatio: i am at your service, sweet lord Hamlet: horatio, no man i've ever spoken with can compare to you Horatio: (bashfully) aw shucks mate Hamlet: this isn't me complimenting you!! i get nothing from it cause all you've got is your good spirits. no money and that's...that's important, right? i repeat, this is not me flattering you. you understand? it's just that,, my soul chose you to have for herself. you, who is strong throughout life's ups and downs. i hold you in my heart—well, actually, in my heart of heart, very near and dear. Horatio: ... Hamlet:(blushing furiously) no homo, now help me avenge my father Horatio: as you wish

[katiethedane12]

Guildenstern: Do you ever think before you speak?

Hamlet: Yes, I think; "haha thats funny" and then I say it.

[welldonekhushi]

Hamlet, crying: You mean the whole world to me.. I love you so much.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, trying not to laugh as they pretend to be Ophelia on the phone: .. I love you too, my Lord.

Hamlet, drops his phone in realisation:

Hamlet, bursts into the door where Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are hiding: YOU DUMB PIECES OF SHI—

[killerbees-hehe]

You play Hamlet??? You play him like a flute??? Jail for Guildenstern!!! Jail for 10,000 years!!!

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[thecomedicshitshow]

A personal DC hc that i'm obsessed with is that Harley and Jason have a small "book club" (it's literally just them and occasionally Damian or Ivy) and they spend HOURS ranting and infobombing about their favourite authors and books.

At one of these meetings-

Jason: Okay so it's a long shot I know but I personally think that Hamlet is Shakespeares best play.

Harley: ...

Jason: ...

Harley: ...

Ivy sitting on the window sill reading much ado about nothing: *raises her eyebrow*

Harley: You have seen my bat right?

Jason: *Looks at her bat and sees Hamlets 'To be or not to be' monologue engraved on her bat*

Jason: oh- 

Damian who just walked in: Imbecile

[amissy-art]

Horatio: I’ll tell Hamlet about the ghost, maybe he’ll talk to him

Horatio from the future surrounded by the corpses of the royal family: FUCK!NO!IDIOT!STOP!DON’T!STOP!JUST NOOO!

[katiethedane12]

Hamlet: I prevented a murder today.

Horatio: Really? How'd you do that?

Hamlet: Self control.

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Don't you understand!? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet!

[amissy-art]

Ophelia: this is my depressed dead inside emo-boy!

Horatio: no, mine!

Hamlet, looking into the distance and ignoring them: to be or not to be..

[katiethedane12]

Hamlet: I’m… I’m at a loss for words!

Ophelia narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, hamlet managed to yell at us for the next twenty minutes

[causeofchernobyl]

that one scene in hamlet

Hamlet: yeah we bros, but I’d let you bang me

Horatio: SIR!?

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Picard, in Ten Forward: Sometimes I feel like Hamlet, Number One. I am afraid of being paralyzed by indecision, what with the consequences of my position. Do you ever feel the same?

Riker, mildly drunk: Sometimes I feel like Mercutio, because making a pun and then dying instead of seeking medical help sounds like goals.

Picard:

Riker:

Picard:

Troi, grabbing their drinks from them as she awkwardly leaves: As ship's counselor, I'm just going to remind you that my door is always open.

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Horatio and/or Ophelia about Hamlet: