#Hahaaaa help

[girlypop-m0thra-supremacy]

Theyre soulmates

[ellewod]

whenever i hear tgc praising the writers in interviews i am like ….. honey i know they are holding u at gunpoint pls blink and i will rescue u

[goldies-cryptobitch]

Rewatched Wreck-It Ralph the other day because of that new King Candy analysis video and am lowkey tempted to write a short Cy-bug King Candy fic because god I love that guy and there's not a lot of fics of him staying in Cy-bug form.

If only I had the time, lmfao.

[colfy-wolfy]

pls help im like hanging by a thread

[redgearsmovin]

sorry i lied i'm posting more warehouse rich

[ID start: Various screencaps of Imagination Movers Rich as a mouse from the episode "Switcheroo". End ID]

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I dunno how long ago it was I was talking about it or if I ever did, but I was just thinking about the way some of the animatronics have unique ways of recharging separate to a recharge station.

Like I've had DJ and Roxy using special lamps for recharging for a while with recharge stations being a big risk to the systems, and this has developed a bit since then. Mostly just the reasoning behind why Roxy has it, and it's being given to a few other animatronics in Plex History stuff too. Then there's Chica with a biofuel stomach that converts all food consumed into a power source, and can be used with a recharge station (thanks @/phroggslayer!!) which is neat, even if I keep forgetting about it. Those were the only unique ones I had (I had something for the Minis but I don't remember it) but I've just had a thought.

Now, I don't have the game so I can't just wander around and have a look, but there's water in Gator Golf, right? What if the water has a current and Monty can charge via a fucking water wheel in his chest? Like a stomach hatch where it pops open while he's floating on his stomach like the gator he is and this wheel drops down so the current can turn it and generate power? Seems really inefficient ngl so maybe multiple wheels or something? I dunno I think that would be kinda cool but also kinda goofy???

An alternative could be that the water is electrified and whenever he goes in it, his body absorbs the power through the water. I feel like that would give him the side effect of slowly power draining some animatronics if he hugs them or something though which honestly could still be pretty fun?

Like, he can lie under the restoring lights with Roxy and DJ and cuddle with them (I'm thinking platonically but it doesn't really matter) to charge himself through them. They get to take an extra long nap because he's draining their power while they're getting it from the lights and they like their naps so they like this arrangement actually.

And then you could have Monty hugging Chica to drain from her while she eats, biofuel speed at maximum and they're testing whether or not Chica can eat faster than he can charge. That could be pretty funny. Some fun emotional stuff to look at too with him being unable to touch his friends without draining their energy, but if it's slow enough then it's probably not too big a deal. Even less of a big deal if he can turn it on and off at will.

The waterwheel thing is just so funny to me though??? It's like those cartoons where the robot opens their chest and there's a little hamster running on a wheel in there to power them lmao

But if he can drain power from electronics then he can grab your phone and drain it dry within a few seconds out of spite and I think he deserves that actually. Of course I'd let him be able to use the recharge station as well, but why would he choose to use that over floating around the Gator Golf water features?

[metaphorically-saltire]

Hii tumblr have this shitpost i made at like 12am

it sucks ik

Audio

[zckrytkls]

I just realized this and it made me sad

As we grow up we watch ourselves change often. And every once in a while you'll look back many years ago and realize how much change has truly occurred. From growing out of diapers and car seats, to leaving your kiddo years behind and hitting double digits, leaving those years behind and becoming a responsible teenager, feeling mental issues settle in.

idk I was gna go on and on but basically to sum it up I'm unmotivated and find nearly nothing enjoyable anymore and i'm seeing the same happen to my dogs as they get older and it makes me sad that they have too feel this way too. That's all; point summed, lmao.

[therozpoz]

guys what if they have a baby and the kid is a water conduit

[rivertakis]

ough ive developed a sort of anxiety at leaving the house this summer... going back to school will definitely do me some good on that lol.

travelling abroad also helped it from getting worse at least.

still super anxious for my driving lesson tomorrow...... oughhhhh

[anonymouslymadebydesign]

[bunnyb34r]

Agsgsgsggs mom bought me a new pair of the good red ones 🥰

Where are my tweezers 😭 gonna have to tear up my room before I go crazy

[spidermans-l-o-v-e-r]

Dust

I didn’t edit this, I didn’t really want to

Pairing: Buck x Eddie x Reader

🤍it’s drabble time🤍

🔪🖤remember to reblog🖤🔪

Notes: hahaaaa I’m ✨FINE✨ P.S. imma fix my header it’s driving me CRAZY or I’ll forget in the next 10 seconds

It wasn’t that things were bad…okay things were bad. It’s just they could be so much worse, they could always be worse of course but right now just seemed…bad.

You laid in Bucks bed, staring at the ceiling, it really needed to be dusted. He wasn’t one to dust, in fact he hadn’t even opened the duster you’d bought him for Valentine’s Day. It was a gag gift, the watch you’d bought was the real gift. Where was that duster anyway…maybe he-

“Looking at how dusty my roof is again?” Buck asks as he walks up the stairs, stepping around his bed to grab a hoodie off the railing

“Yeah” Is all you say, there’s more you’d like to say, about how dusty the roof is…but what’s the point in talking about it?

“I did dust the tv the other day” He says, walking over his bed, stepping over you. “You’re right I need to dust more often..”

He looks at you, the way you’re laying like a little starfish in the middle of his bed, he leans against one of the wooden supports.

“So…dust bothering you today? He asks again, watching you. You shrug your shoulders, still staring at the ceiling

“Yeah”

Buck tosses his hoodie back to where it was, laying on the bed next to you, his legs hanging off the edge, his head on your arm

“Yeah dust bothers me too” He says quietly, his hands resting on his torso.

The two of you just…lay there together for a while…watching the dust settle on the ceiling, time doesn’t start moving again until the front door opens

“Guys? You home?” Eddie calls out, setting the McDonalds bags on the counter. He shrugs off his coat, walking up the stairs to Bucks bed

“Hey, I brought lunch if you two are hungry. It’s McDonalds, like, you know if that counts as lunch. I feel like it’s like a light lunch you know?”

“McDonald’s ain’t what it used to be” Buck agrees, looking over at him. He nudges you, a small smirk forming on your lips

“You guys sound old as shit…”

Eddie rolls his eyes and Buck snickers, turning to look at you

“You realize you’re not that much younger right? Like you’re literally not”

“Yeah, I know” You say, your eyes closing softly

Eddie motions to you, his eyebrow raised, Buck points to the ceiling mouthing “dust”

“I know you’re talking about me” You say, your voice cracking just a little at the end. Tears fall down the sides of your head, but you don’t bother wiping them away

“Buck still hasn’t dusted the ceiling?” Eddie asks, looking up at it with you.

“Nope” You say and Buck shrugs

“I’m a busy guy what can I say?”

“Do you want me to do it? I know where he put the duster” He backs down a step, watching you

“I don’t know” You tell him truthfully “I think, I have to”

“We can help, you know” Buck says, looking at you as Eddie goes downstairs to grab the duster

“No, I don’t think you can” You tell him, finally looking at him for the first time in hours. He’s laid on his back, staring at you as you finally sit up, propped on one hand. He reaches up and you lay your head on his hand as he caresses your face

“We’ll always help you dust the ceiling, Dollface, you don’t have to do it alone” He tells you, looking at you as he rubs his thumb over your cheek

Eddie comes back up, handing you the duster “You do it when you’re ready. We’ll help catch anything that falls”

More Buck

More Eddie

More Buck and Eddie

[thewhumpcaretaker]

au - younger john wick in the ruska roma as a ballerina vincent who is a pianist and plays for the theatre sometimes send ask

Send ask? Nah, I’m sending a whole poem. It’s really bad but that’s okay.

I tried to make the English and French rhyme with each other. I hope I did okay with Google translate helping me! I didn’t pay any attention to number of syllables though, that’s…not gonna happen hahaaaa. Also, I guess I’m ignoring canon and assuming they’re roughly the same age in this.

⚜ 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓈é𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓊 𝒫𝒾𝒶𝓃𝑜 [Thoughts at the Piano] & 𝒯𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝑔𝑒 ⚜ 

Qu’êtes-vous lorsque vous bougez harmonieusement dans la lumière? [What are you, when you’re moving seamlessly in the light?]

What are you, pianist? Brilliant, precious rare…

Le mien pendant une demi-heure, en mouvement sur ma chanson. [Mine for half an hour, moving to my song.]

For half an hour, I have a peaceful purpose. Then you’re gone.

J'espère que je joue bien pour vous. Mes mains tremblent... [I hope I play well for you. My hands are shaking…]

You make me steady with determination. I could dance a year en pointe.

J'aime quand tu danses. Je vois votre terrible cruauté. [I like it when you dance, I see your terrible cruelty.]

I like it when you play, I see your innocent beauty.

Dans vos yeux, il y a de profonds bassins de vengeance. [In your eyes, there are deep pools of vengefulness.]

Behind your eyes, there is a hollow, lonely trance.

Je t'ai vu cacher un livre d'histoires d'amour. Tu tuerais par amour? [I saw you hide a book of love stories. Would you kill for love?]

I saw you crying in an empty opera box. What do you live for?

Une ombre marche au-dessus de vous : cette femme redoutée. [A shadow walks above you: that dreaded woman.]

A shadow waits in France, to take you from me.

Je mettrais mon couteau contre elle si je le pouvais. [I would put my knife against her if I could.]

If only I could cut him down and let you stay…

J'espère que nous nous reverrons. Ne m'oubliez pas, s'il vous plaît. [I hope we meet again. Don't forget me, please.]

I’ll find you again. Keep a song alive within you for that day.

[nichoskittycorner]

Thoughts of a big fluffy werewolf girlfriend-

**Of course shes cuddly and soft and loves being in your space. Even on hot days when you can't take it and try to push her away, she simply struggles to listen

** She is the queen of pamerping you- will help dress you up or do your hair as best as she can with her claws but youd rather do it yourself. You appreciate her effort though

** Also shes always scenting your clothes and hair and that's partly why it's never done when she helps you. Rubbing her fuzzy neck into your hair or trying to use her teeth like a real wolf to help you untangle it

** Will give sloppy kisses more often than not, but at least she loves snout kisses too

** Likes carrying you around in her arms, no she doesnt care how big you are or where you are, good luck getting her to put you down

** She hates bras. Dont ask her wear one ever. She prefers tits out under her clothes (that's if shes wearing clothes at all)

** Shes a natural guardian and caretaker so best believe shes always on the lookout for you. Like always. Like does she actually get sleep or is she just watching you all night...

** Theres a chance shes got a cock. Not a strap, like a legit piece for breeding. And yes, she definitely knows how to use it.

** Tries to be gentle and sweet but wolf nature, especially during heat/rut season- the word gentle is out the window. You are a ragdoll to be used until shes back to normal

**Granted shes always horny for you so what's normal anyway?

** There are like, 6 nests shes made around the home, all in your most frequented spots. She just wants you to feel comfortable wherever you go in the house!

** She does have puppy dog eyes and you do fold under pressure very easily for her-

** She does get a little too excited when you get home from work/school and sometimes might accidentally pee a bit in her excitement- she'll clean it up though dont worry

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I have no idea what compelled me to get this brainrot out- but I love werewolf gf now hahaaaa- maybe I'll have more thoughts later

[skz-streamer]

Will you be my wife?

Simptober Small Things You Do M-list

Pairing: Changbin (skz) x fem!reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: just brain rot fluff :)

Notes: hahaaaa tricked you w the teaser, ik it doesn't really match up w the lyrics but I feel like this line is really proposal coded so yea:)))

-please read responsibly, and remember that this work is fiction and meant strictly for imaginative fun. the idols used in fics are more accurately faceclaims and personality outlines for imaginary characters, and should not be interpreted as factual representations of existing people

Word count - 484;)

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Three years of dating Changbin had been an incredible journey. Your relationship had grown stronger with each passing day, and you couldn't have been happier. It was a sunny day when Changbin had asked you out on a date for lunch, and you had an inkling that this might be the perfect moment to take the next step in your relationship.

As you prepared for the lunch date, your heart raced with a mix of excitement and nervousness. You chose a cute dress that made you feel special, hoping that today would be a day you'd both remember forever. As you got ready, you couldn't help but notice that Changbin had also taken extra care in selecting his outfit. It made you smile, knowing that he was putting in effort just like you were.

Finally, you arrived at the restaurant, and Changbin, ever the gentleman, quickly got out of the car to open your door. His sweet gesture made your heart flutter, and you couldn't have asked for a more thoughtful partner.

Once you were seated at your table, the atmosphere seemed to buzz with nervous energy. Both of you were equally jittery, though you couldn't quite put your finger on why Changbin was so anxious. The anticipation hung in the air, adding a layer of tension to the otherwise pleasant setting.

As the meal progressed, you tried to enjoy your lunch, but the nagging thought of your proposal plan was always on your mind. Finally, as dessert was being served, you decided it was now or never.

But just as you were about to gather your courage and propose, Changbin caught you off guard. He grabbed your hand and placed it in his, then reached under the table, pulling out a small box. Your heart raced, and before you could even process what was happening, he asked, "Will you be my wife?"

Your jaw dropped in shock, and you stammered out an instinctive "no..." Changbin's face fell, his eyes wide and hurt. Panic seized you, and then you burst into laughter, loud and uncontainable.

Changbin's confusion deepened, and he blinked at you, utterly bewildered. You managed to catch your breath between laughs and said, "No... you did it before I could."

Relief washed over Changbin's face, and he joined in your laughter. In unison, you both exclaimed, "So is that a yes?"

Tears of joy welled up in your eyes as you both reached into your pockets, producing the rings you had secretly prepared for each other. It was a moment of sheer serendipity, and you couldn't help but feel that it was meant to be.

With trembling hands, you exchanged the rings, the symbols of your commitment and love for each other. The feeling of the cool metal sliding onto your finger was accompanied by a warmth that filled your heart. It was official—you were engaged, and you couldn't have been happier.

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