#HYDRO PIGEONS

[huhnr]

fem!Belphegor

Headcanon: Belphie has the biggest breasts among the sisters, and Levi has the smallest.

In the end, big breasts are another reason to do nothing. Lucifer, get off >(

Lucifer | Mammon | Satan | Leviathan | Asmodeus | Beelzebub

[gold-rhine]

ppl in genshin tag are fighting whether neuvillette is a dragon or an otter... fools, expand your vision... dvalin is a pigeon shaped dragon.... azhdaha is a toad dragon.... why can't a hydro dragon be an otter dragon???? he can still have his fur like dvalin has feathers.... he holds his lil cane in his hands like other otters hold shells.... love and peace on planet earth

[aphidclan-clangen]

Gym Leaders

Oleander

Grass type

Alder+Pigeon+Titania

Psychic type

Lilacpaw

Fire type

Spiderglade

Bug type

Paradiseskies

Flying type

Goldshine

Dark type

Gravel

Ground type

Firebeetle

Fairy type

Elite 4

Stormwhisper

Steel type

Shadebreak

Poison type

Icesheep

Ice type

Sparkspeckle

Electric type

Champion

Pearlstar

Teams

Oleander(Grass)

Fomantis (lvl 15)

Razor leaf

Fury cutter

Protect

Sunny day

Ability : Leaf guard

Morelull (lvl 15)

Mega drain

Confuse ray

Astonish

Poison powder

Ability : Effect spore

Deerling (lvl 16)

Leech seed

Double kick

Sand attack

Trailblaze

Ability : Sap sipper

Alder+Pigeon+Titania(Psychic)

Solosis (lvl 21)

Psybeam

Confusion

Charm

Encore

Ability : Regenerator

Ralts (lvl 21)

Draining kiss

Confusion

Psybeam

Double team

Ability : Synchronize

Espurr (lvl 21)

Disarming voice

Covet

Psyshock

Scratch

Ability : Keen eye

Lilacpaw(Fire)

Fletchinder (lvl 27

Ember

Acrobatics

Agility

Fire spin

Ability : Flame body

Houndoom (lvl 27)

Incinerate

Thunder fang

Snarl

Bite

Ability : Early bird

Torkoal (lvl 28)

Lava plume

Clear smoke

Smokescreen

Rapid spin

Ability : White smoke

Ninetales (lvl 28)

Flamethrower

Charm

Fake tears

Rest

Ability : Drought

Spiderglade(Bug)

Anorith (lvl 33)

Bug bite

Brine

Ancient power

Slash

Ability : Battle armor

Centiskorch (lvl 33)

Inferno

Bite

Skitter smack

Slam

Abilty : Flame body

Leavanny (lvl 34)

Fell stinger

Razor leaf

String shot

Seed bomb

Ability : Chlorophyll

Heracross (lvl 35)

Horn attack

Brick break

Struggle bug

Seismic toss

Ability : Guts

Paradiseskies(Flying)

Altaria (lvl 40)

Dragon breath

Feather dance

Disarming voice

Hurricane

Ability : Natural cure

Staraptor (lvl 40)

Aerial ace

Theif

Close combat

Air slash

Ability : Intimidate

Togekiss (lvl 40)

Sky attack

Fairy wind

Water pulse

Extreme speed

Ability : Super luck

Archeops (lvl 41)

Dragon claw

Rock throw

Wing attack

Crunch

Ability : Defeatist

Goldshine(Dark)

Pangoro (lvl 46)

Bullet punch

Crunch

Low sweep

Night slash

Ability : Iron fist

Sableye (lvl 46)

Night shade

Zen headbutt

Knock off

Confuse ray

Ability : Prankster

Zoroark (lvl 47)

Night daze

U-turn

Extrasensory

Shadow ball

Ability : Illusion

Zoroark (lvl 47)

Night daze

Brick break

Sludge bomb

Hex

Ability : Illusion

Umbreon (lvl 48)

Dark pulse

Moonlight

Bodyslam

Confuse ray

Ability : Inner focus

Gravel(Ground)

Garchomp (lvl 53)

Dragon claw

Bulldoze

Crunch

Slash

Ability : Rough skin

Mamoswine (lvl 53)

Ancient power

Earthquake

Ice fang

Snowscape

Ability : Snow cloak

Sandslash (lvl 54)

Bulldoze

Stone edge

Gyro ball

Poison jab

Ability : Sand rush

Nidoqueen (lvl 54)

Sludge wave

Crunch

Earth power

Sandstorm

Ability : Poison point

Mudsdale (lvl 55)

High horsepower

Heavy slam

Superpower

Double edge

Ability : Stamina

Firebeetle(Fairy)

Clefable (lvl 60)

Moonblast

Moonlight

Meteor mash

Ice beam

Ability : Magic guard

Florges (lvl 60)

Moonblast

Solar beam

Magical leaf

Sunny day

Ability : Flower veil

Gardevoir (lvl 60)

Dream eater

Dazzling gleam

Shadow sneak

Destiny bond

Ability : Trace

Grimmsnarl (lvl 61)

Foul play

Play rough

Nasty plot

Draining kiss

Ability : Prankster

Alolan Ninetales (lvl 62)

Blizzard

Aurora beam

Extrasensory

Dazzling gleam

Ability : Snow warning

Stormwhisper(Steel)

Metagross (lvl 70)

Meteor mash

Zen headbutt

Hammer arm

Iron defense

Ability : Clear body

Lucario (lvl 70)

Close combat

Dragon pulse

Steel beam

Quick guard

Ability : Inner focus

Genesect (lvl 70)

Metal claw

Bug buzz

Zap cannon

Shadow claw

Ability : Download

Corviknight (lvl 70)

Brave bird

Thief

Steel wing

Roost

Ability : Pressure

Aggron (lvl 70)

Metal burst

Iron tail

Rock slide

Dragon rush

Ability : Sturdy

Shadebreak(Poison)

Seviper (lvl 70)

Belch

Crunch

X-scissor

Iron head

Ability : Shed skin

Drapion (lvl 70)

X-scissor

Cross poison

Toxic spikes

Ice fang

Ability : Battle armor

Toxicroak (lvl 70)

Gunk shot

Bullet punch

Sucker punch

Swords dance

Ability : Dry skin

Toxtricity (lvl 70)

Boomburst

Shock wave

Gunk shot

Hex

Ability : Punk rock

Dragalge (lvl 70)

Outrage

Poison tail

Hydro pump

Play rough

Ability : Poison point

Icesheep(Ice)

Alolan Sandslash (lvl 70)

Icicle crash

Metal claw

Blizzard

Leech life

Ability : Snow cloak

Glaceon (lvl 70)

Blizzard

Ice fang

Bite

Shadow ball

Ability : Ice body

Weavile (lvl 70)

Dark pulse

Icy wind

Metal claw

Screech

Ability : Pressure

Lapras (lvl 70)

Brine

Freeze dry

Hydro pump

Charm

Ability : Hydration

Walrein (lvl 70)

Hail

Aurora beam

Waterfall

Avalanche

Ability : Ice body

Sparkspeckle(Electric)

Zebstrika (lvl 70)

Wild charge

Trash

Eerie impulse

Overheat

Ability : Lightning rod)

Luxray (lvl 70)

Wild charge

Take down

Crunch

Thunder fang

Ability : Intimidate

Boltund (lvl 70)

Electric terrain

Thunder

Snarl

Play rough

Ability : Strong jaw

Ampharos (lvl 70)

Dragon pulse

Zap cannon

Power gem

Bulldoze

Ability : Static

Raichu (lvl 70)

Thunder

Draining kiss

Iron tail

Focus blast

Ability : Static

Pearlstar

Galarian Rapidash (lvl 75)

Smart strike

Psycho cut

Charm

Dazzling gleam

Ability :Pastel veil

Mismagius (lvl 75)

Phantom force

Power gem

Dark pulse

Night shade

Ability : Levitate

Steelix (lvl 75)

Ice fang

Double edge

Iron tail

Dark pulse

Ability : Sheer force

Bewear (lvl 75)

Superpower

Thrash

Brutal swing

Dragon claw

Abilty : Fluffy

Goodra (lvl 75)

Power whip

Muddy water

Poison tail

Ice beam

Ability : Sap sipper

Absol (lvl 75)

Future sight

Sucker punch

Hex

Swords dance

Ability : Pressure

ENJOYYYY :3

okay. this is fucking awesome. and it’s always interesting to hear your guys’s headcanons/perspectives on the characters.

but “giving non-Pokemon OCs Pokemon teams and imagining their role/jobs in the Pokemon universe” is a very specific hyperfixation of mine. i have been doing this with my OCs for years. and you bet your doggone dollar that i have fuckin OPINIONS on what teams my characters would have and what their roles would best fit. and you know what that means.

THE APHIDCLAN POKÉMON AU

(Obviously in this au, they’d all be humans, but I do not have the capacity to make up human designs on the spot for 16 different characters right now, so this is all you’re getting) As always, you play as the player character in a non-descript undecided generation that takes place either in or after Gen 8. You are the newest student of Professor Pearlstar, who is both a man of science studying new Pokemon and the champion of the region. He is regarded as the expert on all things Pokemon and is excellent at taming and raising the creatures (hence why he’s so powerful, and your mentor). He encourages you to go out and explore the region to discover new Pokemon for your Pokédex, and encourages you to do the league challenge while you’re at it. (“but sir, won’t that mean that if i get to the end of the challenge…I’ll be challenging you?” “Yup! Good luck! ^w^”)

Your companion is Lilacpaw. She’s this rebellious preteen brat that you meet on the road, you battle her on occasion but for the most part she’s here to help you out when you need it and continuously check on you as your brand new best friend.

Your rival is Oleander. In my mind, Oleander is too baby to be a gym leader (same with lilac, who in this universe is younger than him. she’s like, 10-13, and he’s 15-16ish), so he’s your rival instead. He bares a resemblance to Gladion in Sun and Moon. He’s a member of the local “evil team,” The Saint Tines, a cult-like organization that keeps stealing and trying to “sacrifice” other people’s Pokemon. You continuously catch fern in the act of participating in crimes that you have to stop by battling him. However, they become your friend over time, slowly realizing how bad news their organization is and leaving it to help you defeat the evil final boss, The Reverend, at the end of the game. The Reverend would be the Giovanni/Cyrus/Lysander/etc character in the game. Oleander and Lilacpaw are siblings that bicker all the damn time

The first gym you face is the Normal type gym, run by gym leader Pigeon.

For ease sake I’m gonna say all gym leaders have 4 pokemon. Pigeon owns a Stoutland (his prize Pokemon), Tauros, Ursaring, and Diggersby. His Pokemon are early lvl 20s. I wanted to give his team a farm theme, since he lives on a farm. He’s the farmhand countryboy man,,,

Next, the Dark type gym, led by Goldshine.

Goldshine owns a Mimikyu, Sableye, Absol, and an Umbreon. His Pokemon are mid lvl 20s. I wanted to give him the most emo misunderstood team possible

The fourth gym would be the fairy type gym, run by Titania.

Titania would have a Togepi, Milotic, Blissey, and a Wigglytuff. She has a very cute and beautiful team, all around late lvl 20s. Shes married to Pigeon and Alder and can frequently be seen hanging around Pigeon’s gym and vice versa. Alder’s role in the game would be closer to a “nurse joy” figure, he continuously pops up around the region throughout your journey, where he heals your pokemon and can sell you various berries and healing supplies. Hes a sweet, traveling old man following the league trail to make sure all those kiddos take care of themselves <3

Next, the Bug type gym, ran by Spiderglade.

Spiderglade owns an Ariados, Parasect, Scyther, and a Dustox. His Pokemon are early lvl 30s. I wanted a strong poison type secondary theme for him, his gym would be heavily centered around poison, toxicity, and pollution. Parasect for mind control symbolism. He’s very much in touch with his little brother, Blisswhistle, though he hasn’t sent his parents letters in a while… also how the hell would he not have at least one spider pokemon

Next, the electric type gym, ran by Sparkspeckle.

Sparkspeckle uses a Flaaffy, Toxtricity, Electabuzz, and a Dedenne. Her team are all mid lvl 30s, her gym probably has a stage built-in with a band playing all the time, and it’s all very crazy electric punk (with a touch of cutesy).

Next, the water type gym, run by Stormwhisper.

Stormwhisper would own a Lapras, Azumarill, Lanturn, Carracosta, all late lvl 30s. He would be a very nice and merciful gym leader, especially in comparison to his siblings. He gives you free healing items before you battle <3

Next, the ice gym, ran by Icesheep.

Icesheep would own a Snom, Aurorus, Beartic, and an Alolan Ninetales. His team is all early lvl 40s, and he’s very friendly as a gym leader! He does warn you about his sibling, however…

The explosive and intimidating poison type gym leader, Shadebreak.

Shadebreak would own a Liepard, Toxtricity, Crobat, and a Gengar. All their Pokemon are mid lvl 40s, and they are merciless. They are the final gym leader. ((Spark likes to talk about how they’re “twinning” with the Toxtricity and similar gym themes, but Shade absolutely hates it and makes a grumpy face every time Spark talks about how they’re so totally twins))

Once you’ve defeated all eight gym leaders, you move on to the…

ELITE FOUR

Gonna be honest, the only two I had actual solid typing in mind with was Gravel w/ Steel Type and Paradiseskies with Flying Type. But Blisswhistle and Firebeetle I had little to NO clue what to do with, so for the most part I decided the elite four’s teams with varied typing in mind for all of them. Gravel is based around dark/steel typing, Paradiseskies is flying/water/fairy based, Blisswhistle is ice/normal/fairy based, and Firebeetle I divided between fire, water, and fairy types because I couldn’t pick between the three.

Blisswhistle, the first Elite Four member you face and the weakest, uses an Aurorus, Cinccino, Frosmoth, Lapras, and a Togekiss. Shes very sweet and loves her gym leader husband very much. ((there really needs to be more rainbow pokemon……))

Firebeetle, the second member you face, owns a Walrein, Primarina, Volcarona, Granbull, and a Centiskorch. He’s happily married to his wife, Gravel.

Paradiseskies, the third and second-strongest elite four member, uses a Florges, Hatterene, Togekiss, Altaria, and a Gardevoir. She’s very happy to work alongside her husband and children.

Gravel the Brutal lives up to their title. A former member of the Saint Tines, she would appear frequently in your continuous efforts to stop the organization, aiding your efforts in taking them down. They use an Obstagoon, a Pangoro, a Steelix, a Garchomp, and a Metagross. All four members are mid lvl 50s to early lvl 60s.

THE CHAMPION AND RIVAL BATTLE

Pearlstar is very proud of you and your progress! You’ve come a long way since you first started your apprenticeship under his wing. But now it’s time for the final test, and stars not holding back. Let’s see if you can handle Pearlstar at his best, hm?

Pearlstar uses a Clefairy, Gallade, Bewear, Galarian Rapidash, Kengaskhan, and a Starmie. They’re all mid lvl 70s. After you beat him, he happily retires the position and tells you how extremely proud he is of your growth as a trainer.

Then Oleander challenges you. All his Pokemon are early lvl 50s (the phantump probably would’ve evolved into a Trevenant by the end of the game, but for the most part it stays a phantump). He uses an Alolan Muk, a Weezing, a Phantump, a Mimikyu, a Vileplume, and a Decidueye (regardless of which starter you chose). By this point, you’d have gone through quite a lot together, and now this battle is more a triumphant rival-to-rival fight for old times sake. He loses, and takes his defeat in stride, thanking you for everything you’ve done for him and all the wonderful times you’ve had together. He hopes to keep in touch.

And I think that’s everything <3

[ittybluebell]

big cities are perfect for borrowers/tinies. you wouldn't think so because humans are everywhere and feral animals, but consider how much infrastructure there is to conceal a tiny and the sheer amount of useful garbage that gets thrown out. food, especially

i'm still a forest creature at heart, but i think city borrowers would thrive, actually

training pigeons and rats, using laundry lines as ziplines, subway travel, hang gliding and parachuting from tall buildings, using paper or plastic or rodent hides as cloaks to hide from surveillance cameras, running along power lines, little electricians borrowing hydro to light up their homes, etc

rat king borrower would go crazy. commander of the nyc rat population

[razorblade180]

... Stupid yet hilarious question: Do Genshin 'element groups' do weird group events (in your head-canon)? Because I'm suddenly imagining all of the cryos coming together for an 'ice bridge race'... which is exactly as it sounds.

I'm pretty sure the 'Timmie test' (kill the pigeons) is something every new character does as a 'tradition' at this point, so I'm curious if you have any 'traditions' in your head as well for your Genshin world.

I like to think all the Anemo characters know and share good napping spots.

I also think those who are vaguely similar to one another end up training with each other as a test of friendly competition. Like it’s not uncommon for Aether to go in his Teapot and on a separate island he can see and hear Noelle and Itto fighting like monster; or he comes home to find all the female sword wielders “sparring” as if only one person is allowed to walk away. It’s quite terrifying.

Yanfei and Wanderer like volleying elements back at each other to see who messes up first. As far as traditions go, new arrivals get put on commission duty as well as having to learn a list of team names to help get to see everyone, and potentially make their own.

Nobody is done being a newbie until they successfully run through the abyss. Pyro girls like having fireside chats organized by Amber and Mona’s house is where new hydro characters live until otherwise because she spends so much time outside. She’s also the best roommate.

All archers regularly help each other and hangout. They’re like the cool kids that are actually nice and helpful. They are also hyper competitive lowkey.

The unspoken rule is dedicated healers get the final say in a crazy situation. No need to stress them out. There’s also a tradition of new dps leaders are trained under designated older dps leaders to show them the ropes. Supports follow a similar trend. Chongyun, Kokomi, and Amber have guided the most people and that probably won’t change. 💀

There’s multiple ways to get a crown. The common way is putting in the time and effort. The fastest way is doing something incredible and pulling off clutch moments. The smart way is making a team that values you so much they recommend it. Finally, the insane way is Aether putting a crown somewhere dangerous and that person has to get it. Thankfully, most people don’t do it.

It’s also a tradition that someone getting a crown is given it by someone close to them or a valued member.

[seven-oh-four]

they should make a pokemon thats super duper powerful but its just a pigeon. like its literally just called pigeon and it is visibly just a pigeon. but it has like stats higher than a pseudolegendary and it can learn hyper beam and draco meteor and hydro cannon and meteor beam and blast burn

[voyage-inferno]

Need some sibling Bennett in my life. Older, younger, sweet and caring and ride or die, annoying and gremlin-like, late-night "so if fire is just energy moving, and so is cold, kinda, then isn't Cryo just sucking heat out of invisible air Hydro? Water vapor? What do pigeons dream about" "Bennett it's four Fucking AM-", things like that. Any of those.

[ichabodjane]

Combining Fanfic Tag Games!

Another combined tag game! I was tagged to post the last lines from a WIP by @helenvader and @somebirdortheother as well as an Author Fic Rec challenge by @wyrd-syster. The fic rec asks for 5 fics but I don't have many published at the moment, so I'll give you three posted works and two hints from WIPs.

The Best Laid Plans for Rings of Power. My first piece of creative writing in yeeeears because this show rejuvenated some old tired parts of my soul. [Human!Halbrand/Galadriel | T | Canon Divergence Post S01E05 | 2462 words | One Shot] - He had plans. The universe had other ideas. Now they were in too deep to ever go back. "But he left and she fretted and her fretting did not go unnoticed, which just made her angry at him and at the world. It took all of her not-insignificant self-control to keep from saddling up and going out to find him herself. When he came into her rooms that night, cold and road weary, she found she couldn’t look him in the eye. Because he’d see it there, of course he would, he always saw. So she let out her anger instead, expecting him to rise to it. But he didn’t. He gave one half-hearted excuse and then just…stared at her until she couldn’t keep from touching him. And then they finally couldn’t keep from touching each other."

Blizzard for The 100. From forever ago. [Bellamy/Clarke | G | Comedy Canon Divergence Post S2 | 6738 words | One Shot] - Camp Jaha hunkers down to ride out a blizzard. Driven crazy by her friends' drunken antics, Clarke decides to hang out with Bellamy instead. "With nowhere to go and nothing to do, they had started working their way through the moonshine by mid-morning. Clarke didn't have all that much. But the rest of them ended up rip-roaring drunk. Monty was explaining the process of hydro-farming to them for the sixteenth time, though by now Clarke wasn't even sure if he was speaking English. Jasper had chased Lord Cluckington around for a good half an hour, trying to make her cuddle, before losing interest and instead trying to make a tower out of every available item in the room. Lord Cluckington was wandering around, making loud shrieking noises every time Jasper tried to give her a throne at the top of the tower, which was once every five minutes. Wick and Raven were laying tangled in a blanket by the fire. Clarke was fairly certain she had heard them making out at some point in the night but now Raven was loudly telling jokes and then laughing at herself."

Pictures of Artwork [Bellamy/Clarke one shot, posted on my Tumblr] "And that she had had a dream last week in which she was making out with him because her stupid brain couldn’t just make up hot people to make out with but had to pick strangers that she didn’t even know. Because her brain, like the pigeon, was an asshole."

WIP #1 Rings of Power [Canon Divergence post-S01E07.] Galadriel and Elrond make a visit to the Southlander settlement at Pelargir. The Southlanders decide to celebrate surviving their first winter in their new home. It's gonna be fluffy like a pillow. Ships are Arondir/Bronwyn and Galadriel/Human!Halbrand. "Winter in Pelargir was kinder than in Tir-Harad. In Tir-Harad, the blizzards always came biting at the heels of harvest time. The snow would pile high by midwinter and leave each village a small island to itself, the folk huddled around their small hearths, carefully measuring their stores so that they would last till spring. For months, the only travelers abroad would be the elves, passing as easily across the top of the snow as if it were packed earth."

WIP #2 Rings of Power [Modern College/Magic/Soulmates AU.] Ships are Galadriel/Human!Halbrand, Bronwyn/Arondir, featuring a million side characters. The elves are very-long-lived descendants of Tolkien elves but Galadriel doesn't quite know that yet. “'Who are you and why are you following me?'” Her voice seemed to surprise him and it took him a couple tries to summon a coherent sentence. 'You- I- Look,' he sighed. 'You’re the one out here in the middle of nowhere in a nightgown with a giant knife and no shoes. That’s…uh…kind of weird and I thought maybe you needed some help.' She frowned. What did he mean, no shoes? Suddenly her feet and ankles were screaming from a hundred different cuts and scrapes, an abrupt agony that she managed to limit to a quiet gasp of pain. Quiet but audible; she saw the worry in his face and blade or not, he moved towards her. It was all she could do to stay upright but she forced herself to step back and keep the distance and the dagger between them. She risked a glance. Everything from her calves down was caked in a mixture of dirt, blood, and gods knew what else. She could just see a trail of bloody footprints behind him leading back into the forest. What in the hell had happened to her? 'I do not require assistance,' she shot back, looking around again for something to tell her where the hell they were. She couldn’t have gone too far from home in this state but she didn’t know this land well enough yet to be certain. 'Yeah, no, whatever you say,' his voice dripped with sarcasm, prompting a scowl from her. 'I do not recall asking for your opinion on the matter. Just…simply tell me where we are, direct me to the nearest path, and I will be on my way and trouble you no further.' He opened his mouth, closed it, looked around as if seeing the landscape for the first time. Finally he shrugged, 'Honestly, I have no idea.' She blinked several times before coming up with a response. 'You followed a stranger into unknown territory for some unknown amount of time and you really kept no account of where you were going?' He had the gall to smirk. 'At least I wore shoes.'"

I am tagging whoever would like to play. Seriously, I'd love to see what you got!

[gyuscoquetteribbon]

svt headcanons (them as genshin impact players)

-> warnings: none !!

-> a/n: aaaaa I love writing headcanons sm bear wit me pls </3 also i wanted to save up for baizhu but i really wanted layla and i pulled for her and got mona instead im actually devastated i gotta kiss my baizhu goodbye ;-; I've been waiting for him for two years T^T

-> seungcheol:

his team : zhongli, raiden, ganyu, bennett

absolutely loves lumine over aether.

somehow has the best luck ever and almost never loses 50/50????

however, he also has the worst luck when it comes to artifacts and almost never gets good artifacts at all but he kinda deserves it for all the 50/50s he won >:[

would definitely start rage killing hilichurls, abyss mages, samachurls or literally any enemy that decides to come his way after wasting all his resins on artifacts that he does NOT!! WANT!!

never allows the rest of the boys enter his world (ESPECIALLY JEONGHAN) because they always steal ascension materials that he is in need of.

but, he also has the AUDACITY to whine and sulk if the other members don't let him in their world.

all the children in the game (qiqi and maybe even nahida included) are his own children now idc (i may or may not be projecting here).

"I even got you dinner with my o w n money and you have the audacity to reject my co-op request????"

-> jeonghan:

his team : ayato, ayaka, scaramouche, raiden

definitely put raiden and scaramouche in the same team for shits and giggles given the history the two share

he definitely has venti or childe as his avatar picture or whatever idk he just gives off that vibe.

DEFINITELY CHOSE LUMINE AT THE BEGINNING

enters people's worlds under the pretense of collecting easily available things but ends up stealing stuff like onikabutos.

stands in the sidelines when he feels like he's gonna lose his characters in a co-op fight

BIGGEST PAIMON ANTI EVER !! HE HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT HER !!!

would kill timmie's pigeons just because .

"Hey can I just collect cecilia for my venti real quick?" (those are NOT his real intentions)

-> joshua:

his team : ganyu, nilou, yae miko, xinqui

no.1 aether defender !!

LOVES LOVES LOVES HYDRO CHARACTERS FOR SOME REASON. THEYRE ALL SO PRETTY !!!

has such pretty serenitea layouts fr !! absolutely loves the serenitea pot <3333

spends so much time in making things in his serenitea pot that he doesn't even get the time to build his characters.

almost never plays in co-op mode.

knows where you get what wood and where to mine certain items BY HEART

definitely has a thing for the mirror maiden and the pyro fatui agent. he literally goes heart eyes <3___<3 for them.

"Oh sandbearer wood? You'll find it all around liyue !"

-> jun:

his team: ganyu, xiao, yanfei, razor

you can hear him screaming from across the street, even with the door to your house closed and locked everytime he loses 50/50 and gets qiqi

definitely has c6 qiqi by now. he hasn't even got her past level 1 (he's petty)

was definitely stressed when he was asked to choose between aether and lumine (he chose aether in one server and lumine in the other purely because he couldn't choose who he wanted)

cannot pronounce the mondstadt characters names for the life of him like wtf is a fischl 😐

BIGGEST GANYU LUVER <33333 HE WAS SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT BUILDING HER !! she's literally the only triple crowned character.

another paimon hater. he doesn't even give her a chance to speak he's clicking past it in the speed of light.

he loves the lore but hates having to read the voicelines like that takes SO. MUCH. EFFORT.

definitely gave scaramouche a goofy name and had a good giggle about it for 3 mins before he realized this name is final and it can't be changed so now he's stuck with a goofy name for his wanderer :///

"NOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO NAME HIM SCARAMUCUS !!!"

-> hoshi:

his team : itto (it just makes sense), childe, venti, xinyan

AETHER LUVER™

definitely cried during the inazuma archon quest. (and the inazuma world quest where they had to do that cleansing ritual)

literally gets past all the quest out of pure luck because he does NOT know how to build his characters for the life of him.

wonwoo would ocassionally help him with artifacts but that's about it.

wouldn't even want a certain character and he'd still pull for them because he likes to collect 5 stars 😧

his quest list is endless because he just never completes them.

has a teeny tiny crush on all the sumeru enemies, men and women alike (I'm most definitely projecting here)

"WHY MUST TEPPEI DIE?? *sniffle* I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH!"

-> wonwoo:

his team : yae miko, al haitham, hu tao, nahida

probably the only one that knows how to build his characters properly.

definitely chose aether.

NOT an f2p player.

he completed the aranara quest in a single day 😰 (it took him 6.5 hours)

completed the spiral abyss 😧

hasn't opened his serenitea pot. like, at all.

he let's out a guttural scream everytime he gets yunjin in place of a 5 star he wanted (definitely projecting here, I'm not sorry

" Let me help you with your quests since I'm done with mine." (To hoshi, of course)

-> woozi:

his team : raiden, heizou, ayaka, nilou

most of his archon quests were completed by wonwoo.

chose aether in a hurry.

doesn't really pull unless he thinks the playstyle of a character suits his taste.

fought a ruin guard ONE (1) time and decided the game isn't worth it.

HATES HATES HATES DRAGONSPINE !!

only does his ascension quest if wonwoo or jun are around so that he could do the first half and they'd take care of the rest.

actually feels sorry for timmie instead of hatred the way most genshin players do :(

Just pure screams of agony because he's been made to fight a rifthound.

-> minghao:

his team : yelan, fischl, kazuha, kokomi

strictly a f2p player because he thinks it's pure insanity to even pay money for a game that he'd get tired of in two years. moreover, humans shouldn't be so greedy and must also face the downs of life (losing 50/50) and not just the ups.

is actually very interested in the lore and has probably read the genshin comic.

biggest lumine defender !!!

diluc >>>>> kaeya for some reason.

strategically builds his characters. he first builds his main team and the other characters he switches now and then, depending on the enemy he's fighting. he, then, builds the healers that are left and then the shield users that are left before getting to the characters that he personally fancies.

has reached friendship level 10 with most of his characters.

another person who actually takes some time out to build the prettiest layouts in his serenitea pot.

"Luck shouldn't be BOUGHT. It should come your way on its own. So, you getting Al Haitham through welkin doesn't really count as a win, but that's just my opinion 🥰"

-> mingyu:

his team : yae miko, al haitham, yelan, bennett

chose lumine as the traveller in one server and aether as the traveller in another server because they're both so precious to him.

has the BIGGEST, FATTEST crush on the mirror maidens and the oceanid (something about the shit-talking gets him going 😧)

he chose his team based on how hot they are, excluding bennett, of course. he chose bennett because that's his son and he's a healer.

accidentally plunges down where the npcs are walking and scares them.

only buys welkin when he REALLY wants a character (basically, if the character is hot)

is actually pretty good at building his characters, but has a horrible luck when pulling for them. and he's almost always getting yunjin like at this point bro has c6 yunjin please hoyoverse stop this madness 😰😰

only buys welkin when he REALLY wants a character (basically, if the character is hot)

has so many people in his friends list. so much so that, he's actually nearing the limit. HE DOESNT EVEN ENTER SOMEONE'S WORLD MORE THAN ONCE HE JUST HAS STRANGERS IN HIS FRIENDS LIST!!

"Oh, I don't know who deez is; they're just. THERE."

-> dokyeom:

his team : yelan, heizou, layla, fischl

LUMINE IS HIS DAUGHTER.

he's so sweet, he let's jeonghan and other people into his world every single time only for them to steal the things he really needs.

uses raiden's skill and then stands in the sidelines with jeonghan. he is NOT GETTING IN THERE AND DYING >:[

everytime he's fighting outside of co-op mode, you can hear him screaming 3 neighbourhoods away.

uses klee's skill to bomb you up when he gets mad at you.

definitely tried to ice bridge his way to inazuma when he was a low ar player and died by a lightning strike. 5 times. On different ocassions.

actually enjoyed the aranara quest because the aranaras are SO cute !!

(To jeonghan) "So...do you wanna bet who'll die first in this domain among those two?"

-> seungkwan:

his team : tighnari, xinyan, fischl, barbara

he's planning on naming his firstborn lumine.

though barbara doesn't cause a lot of damage he's actually content with the way she heals others.

he's the one fighting for his life in domains while dokyeom and jeonghan are standing in the sidelines, placing bets.

he can't even pause the game to text them in-game, so he just yells from his room.

he isn't very good with bow users but he loves tighnari's character. SO MUCH HE JUST CANT NOT PUT HIM ON HIS TEAM :(((

he refuses to switch tightnari out of his team, no matter what!! he WILL be there.

everytime paimon speaks, he gets into a one-sided conversation (argument) with her. OUT LOUD.

"CAN YOU BOTH S T O P PLACING BETS AND COME HELP ME??? YOU KNOW WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH QUICKER IF YOU'D JUST COME HERE. IS THIS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN APOCALYPSE TOO???!"

-> vernon:

his team : childe, albedo, dendro traveller, kuki

loves aether so much for an unexplainable reason. like he literally built dendro traveller with so much efforts <3

he's there for the lore.

AVOIDS GOING TO THE CHASM AND DRAGONSPINE LIKE THE PLAGUE.

is the only one that helps seungkwan out in domains.

doesn't get on co-op that often unless it's seungkwan.

takes his own sweet time in completing the archon quests insead of rushing head first into them.

if he can't complete a quest, he'd be on youtube IMMEDIATELY. if he fails the first time you are NOT gonna see him do it on his own the second time without a youtube guide.

"Oh...the chasm? You wanna go to the chasm? Ah...give me a sec, I need to use the bathroom real quick." *vernonline has left your world* (legend has it that he is still in the bathroom)

-> dino:

his team : eula, razor, hu tao, diona

always gets smacked left and right by the ruin hunter before he could dodge its attacks.

he loves lumine so much. He even has a lumine plushie.

loves getting on co-op mode with his members please he just enjoys playing with them so much <3333

he makes headcanons about the characters during his free time and gets so excited when someone asks him about it.

he WON'T stop talking about his headcanons.

sometimes he gets bored of the game but then remembers that he needs to get to the end to see how the story plays out.

anybody can join his world because this silly fool did not choose the ask before joining option. and then, he'll freak out when he sees another person in his world.

"OH MY GOD!?@*! WHO ARE YOU??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? WHAT????"

[avemstella]

I might edit the bios later, I went over them way too many times debating what to include etc and I just needed to post it or I never would lol. This was supposed to be simple, as u can tell I am not actually capable of such a task pfft

Oh yeah don't read this before chap 29

text typed out below (sorry meant to do this earlier)

Pierro the Jester #1 Cursed during the cataclysm for being Khaenri'ahian. Had ambitions to be a Sage (aka an elected politician) but was unable to achieve it for unknown reasons. Tutored Skirk at some point. In charge of the Harbs and recruited most personally. Colombina is his favorite and he is not afraid to show it. Pyro Delusion. Real name is Loge who is a Loki reference in the Wagner plays.

Capitano the Storm #2 Harbs resident Uber Driver. In charge of the Fatui Navy. Pyro Delusion that stings when he uses it, he likes the reminder. Before joining the Fatui he was from Fontaine and was part of their navy. So he's a bit of a stick in the mud for rules. However when his wife and young daughter died he became a total alcoholic drunk/suicidal. Weapon: Pistol. In his 50s

Pantalone the ??? #3 Money guy and unwilling Palace remodeler. Originally from Perežitok aka fake Siberia. Recruited covered in blood, Married to Signora to avoid gold diggers. They hate each other. Comes off emotionless and has a hard time feeling. But Scara claims under the surface he's filled with wrath. Hates Rich people

Colombina the ??? # 4 Makes the Delusions. Has uncontrollable fire powers, so has a Cryo Delusion. Gardens to calm down. Incredibly moody especially in the winter and has no filter. Burnt down the Palace and Dottore because she hates him. Not born in Snezhnaya. Names birds for dead people. B-day 4/4 because she doesn't know her real one, she doesn't understand time at all. Age Unknown, Loves pigeons.

Pulcinella the Rooster #5 Plans dude, in bureaucracy hell. Hydro Delusion though not a healer despite his desires. For some reason has a messy love life, Nika Volkov wants to marry him and is dating Sandy. Sort of adopts Childe at age 24, he joined the Fatui at age 14 himself by lying he was 16. Gets along well with Scara when Scara isn't self destructing. Grew up on a farm. Likes knives.

Scara the Balladeer #6 Only one whose backstory I mostly got right, so canon. Ignore the Dottore in said backstory lol, also he was created 400 years ago, woke up only 250 years ago. Electro Delusion that backfires on him constantly. Otherwise Catalyst healer. Likes kids so isn't the worst to Ajax, also views Bina as one too, is she one who knows? Dottore has promised to make him a god.

Dottore the Professor #7 Is not a clone, probably. Found in the Sumeru dessert under recommendation. Went to school with young Lisa. Currently 25ish. Causes problems for fun, especially for Scara. Was almost murdered by Bina for wanting to dissect her and other personal reasons. Hydro Delusion. Hand Constellation not Jesus[sidebar, what a line, without context is gibberish lol, I laughed writing this]. Travels about to avoid Bina. Involved in Crepus's death.

Signora the Fair Lady #8 Haven't really gotten into her job yet but its diplomacy/gnosis and some other spoilerly stuff. Cryo Delusion Catalyst canon. Not the Crimson Witch, maybe that will mean she'll live. Though is from Mondstadt and rich. Avoids family and married Pant. Currently has eyes, shame if something were to happen. Tbh she plays a much bigger role later in the fic so not too much to say here that's not a spoiler.

Sandrone the Strings #9 Human Resources, Adventurer's Guild, helps with graduation, takes on too much work because he's a zealot for the Tsaritsa. Also simps for Nella his bf. Born to Snezhnayan wealth and has known several harbs since he was young, not Nella though. Joined the Fatui at 18. Has messy feelings about Ajax and hates the Moth. Dendro Delusion Bow.

??? the Moth #10 The assassin and other under the table duties. Currently large betting pool for when Childe figures out her actual title, she is very dedicated to that bet. Mute and uses signs. Has a lot of snake imagery. Geo Delusion Bow. Has scars she hides. Also plays a larger role later so not much to say lol.

Skirk of the Abyss Did u think this was going to be Childe? he needs no introduction. Double Cursed Khaenri'ahian which allows her to not turn monstery, fights to protect the last city and her people. Was disowned from a high ranking family, used said family to steal the Imunlaukr King's sword before cataclysm. Terrible friends with Kaeya's parents.

Dantalion aka Tsaritsa and Hiyoko Volkov The Tsar is still grieving her dead spouse the last dendro god. She chooses the Harbs titles. Is a recluse after getting almost assassinated too many times. Hiyoko is one of the few to get her out of the Palace. Hiyoko is Kokomi's older cousin and probably killed her husband with her shiny new Cryo Vision. Wants her son Nika to marry Nella

[ginuki-mga2023mi6011]

Sri Lankan Birds- research

another thing I need to keep in mind and research before designing my character is what type of bird they'll be based on because when I carried out research on the kindura there wasn't a specific type of bird it's lower half is so I'm going to research a few sri lankan exclusive birds and choose one.

Jungle fowl (Gallus lafayettii)

This is the national bird of Sri Lanka, in Sinhala it's called a Walikukula, and is the ancestor to domestic chickens. There are 4 species of Gallus so far recorded from Asia, the Sri Lankan one is the Gallus lafayettii. This bird is endemic to Sri Lanka and is not found anywhere else in the world.

The issue with this bird is that its male counterpart has a beautiful design and would look visually appealing. However, the kindura is a very feminine creature and I would have to use the junglefowl female counterpart who is not as visually appealing.

This is a male junglefowl

This is a female Jungle fowl

Pompadour Green Pigeon (Treron pompadora)

also called bata goya in Sinhala it is a small bird, about 25cm in size, and is quite common in the low country and foothills.

The distinction between the female and male counterparts is that the female's middle tail feathers are yellowish green.

Dusky-blue Flycatcher (Eumyias sordidus)

It is a sparrow-sized flycatcher and is commonly seen in hills above 650 meters but is not common below 1000 meters in Sri Lanka.

It loves secluded corners of gardens, streams running through the forest, borders of jungle paths and other well-wooded areas. 

Sri Lanka Blue Magpie (Urocissa ornate)

This is a 42-47 cm endangered bird that is also known as Kehibella in Sinhala and is a part of the crow family. The reason for its endangerment is due to loss of habitat.

Primary causes of habitat loss are deforestation due to encroaching tea plantations, illegal land grab within their native forests, logging in and around the Sinharaja rainforest and destruction of rainforest ecosystem for the construction of mini-hydro projects.

It resides in dense green wet zones, specifically wet zones in rainforests. mountain forests and foothills in Sri Lanka including Sinharaja World Heritage Rainforest.

It makes a loud chink-chink and a rasping krak-krak-krak-krak sound. It is largely carnivorous, eating small frogs, lizards, insects and other invertebrates, but will also eat fruit.

Yellow-fronted Barbet (Megalaima flavifrons)

This bird, which is 22.5 cm as an adult, is commonly found in hill country between 1,000 and 2,000 meters in the wet zone. The species range extends also to the low-country wet zone and suitable damp areas of the dry zone.  The Labugama and Kalatuwawa forest reserves are among the closer places to Colombo in which these birds are regularly sighted.

While both female and male barbets have similar plumage, the females are much smaller than males.

Serendib Scops Owl (Otus thilohoffmanni)

It is the most recently discovered bird in Sri Lanka and can be found in rain forests and in the southwest region. It was discovered as a new species to science in 2004 by Deepal Warakagoda but he saw it 6 years after the scientific discovery

[gold-rhine]

I want to be hopeful about Fontaine too, but everything will be fatui's fault again...

listen, i hear you and i get it emotionally, but like. lets unpack this.

first of all, genshin's global plot end game obviously requires Tsaritsa assembling all gnosis. So like. we just need to accept that fatui WILL be a part of every archon quest. thats just not non-negotiable, you need to make peace that fatui will be there, and judge the execution, not just the mere fact of their presence.

now about execution. i will argue that you can say that "everything is fatui's fault" only about inazuma. let's look at other nations:

in Mond's the problem is corrupted Dvalin. thats not fatui's fault, that's venti fault, who could wake up once in 500 years to check up on his pigeon dragon. Fatui are there to exploit a weakness and power vacuum, which was created by Varka leaving with most of the forces and leaving like three 20-yolds in charge.

In Liyue, the problem is created not by Fatui, but by Zhongli, who ON PURPOSE orchestrated a crisis and power vacuum and provoked fatui into action to see how Ning will deal with that.

In Sumeru, the problem is corrupted akademiya and their abuse of akasha system, and this is not fatui's fault, that shit was going on looong before. Fatui are there to work with the corrupted government and exploit their resources.

so like. the pattern is not "everything is fatui's fault", the pattern is "fatui are a global power that has political and economic interests all over the world (metaphorically represented by them wanting to take the country's gnosis, i.e. exploit unique resources), and they will try to exploit power vacuums, institute corrupt governments, lead proxi wars, sponsor terrorists, etc to achieve this." which like. pretty realistic. thats what irl empires like usa, european and asian colonial powers, russia, etc are doing all over the place all the time.

in inazuma it didn't work bc they hard pivoted raiden from villain to uwu waifu in like one turn, trying to put the blame on fatui, but i think they've learned their lesson. looking at fontaine materials, there indeed seem to be a lot of problems which are not fatui's fault, BUT they are setting up "hydro archon is likable actually" defense by making her insufferable cunt and also insane. and i'm not joking, it can work if done right, "he can't help it, he's a cunt" was like half of scara's redemption arc and it worked.

so like yeah, fatui shit can go wrong, but their presence itself is not a verdict.

[urdariingdoll]

#: // a fun day with klee

pairing: Klee + gn!reader

cw: not that ik of

type: fluff

A/N: im back from the dead maybe :) also reader has a hydro visionnn and no gifs for today 😭

As a Klee's care taker for today, you're assigned to take care of Klee for a day. She's a sweet but hyperactive little cinnamon roll who never seems to run out of energy. You're not sure how you're going to handle such a rambunctious kid, but you're determined to make the best of it.

Klee starts the day off with a bang, literally. She greets you with a huge explosion of fireworks, sending you reeling backwards. You can't help but laugh at the expression on her face, so proud of herself. She quickly bounces back, chattering nonstop about all the things she wants to do today. You listen patiently, taking notes as you try to keep up with her ideas.

Klee starts off the day by dragging you to a sweets shop, where she insists on trying every dessert available. You're not normally a sweets person, but you happily indulge her, enjoying the sweetness of the treats. As you leave the shop, Klee's stomach grumbles, and you realize she hasn't had much to eat besides sweets. You take her to a little noodle stand nearby, and she devours the food with relish. Once the food is finished, Klee drags you to the park, where she runs around chasing after pigeons and playing hide-and-seek. You spend the afternoon running after her, and even though you're exhausted by the end, you can't help but enjoy her carefree spirit.

As the day winds down, you realize that you've had a lot of fun with Klee. She's such a bundle of energy and excitement, and you can't remember the last time you had so much fun. You thank the Archons for granting you the opportunity to spend time with such a delightful kid. Night falls and you say goodbye to Klee, knowing that you'll never forget the memories you've made with her. You walk away with a lighter step, feeling energized and happy.

[th3-triangl3-ag3ncy]

@flightless-pigeon33 [She just smiles.]

[ 8 CHAOS HAS BEEN USED. ] [ THERE IS NOW A TOTAL OF 1 CHAOS. ]

[Agent Pigeon is suddenly in a room. She sees Miss Vale walk in front of her.]

@intern-ko @doctor-hydro-s-waterbottle @dr-octayve

SECURITY: "Miss Vale! Because I failed her!"

<MISSION/SESSION> 0

(S-0, S-1, E-1)

PART 2

@intern-ko @ghost-esc-tacy @chaosagentinblue @flightless-pigeon33

[chicchanooliner]

*Looks at Higi village slime ballon commission*

Me: sighs a very deep pained sigh

[karmic-toast]

☆A trip to Mondstadt★

Next >> First>>

Warnings: None

You screech out in fear, tossing the poor bundle of hydro out of your lap. Fortunately, it bounces on the ground, unharmed.

“Y-you speak?!” you stutter.

The slime just bounces around as if it thought being tossed around was fun.

“Yes. Razor speaks.” you whip your head around so hard it hurt your neck, but you hardly had any time to worry about that. Surely enough, a man with bright red eyes and tousled white hair stood there. 

“Razor!”

He seemed to be at a loss for words as your eyes met. After a moment of hesitation, Razor locks his eyes with the hydro slime bouncing happily around at your feet.

“Your grace.” he says, with a look of respect filling his face. “I thought you were in Snezhnaya.”

Your grace? You’ve heard about that somewhere before. This sounded similar to one of the fics you read. You hardly remember anything about it. Just that you had a twin and it was angst fic. You try to calm the giddy feeling inside yourself. This is the first character from Genshin you ever met! 

“Well Razor, if you’d be so kind can you lead me to Mondstadt?” you say trying to keep the mood casual. Yet your tone failed you, exposing all of your excitement.

Razor seemed to not mind and gladly accepted your request. He leads you through some bushes. After a winding path, you finally find some familiar ground. You could have recognized these paths if not for you spending so much time in Inazuma and Liyue.

“Thanks Razor, I think I can go to the city from here.” you say, as you didn’t want to drag him all the way to Mondstadt, only for him to have to go all the way back to the forest.

But strangely, he wasn’t there.

“Razor?” you call out to your guide, but he was nowhere to be found. You sigh, feeling a twinge of betrayal from his sudden disappearance. But it wasn’t like you were hopelessly lost. You make your way through a dusty path, and you could see the city of freedom in the distance.

Like a hyper kid that has had too much sugar, you pick up your pace, and soon you’re at the bridge. Laughing in delight, you run through the flock of pigeons. They flap around in panic, as expected, but what was strange was how they assembled back together as if nothing happened. You stomp around again, only for the strange phenomenon to be repeated.

“Wow miss! The pigeons don’t fear you at all! You must be a kind person.” a child no taller than your waist remarks.

“Thanks Timmy.” you say glumly. The praise wasn’t as satisfying as scaring the pigeons away, but it would do. You walk closer to the front gate when you realize your slip-up. Timmy doesn’t know you yet you said his name. Reminding yourself to be more careful, you enter the gate into the bustling streets of Mondstadt.

It was as magical as when you first were introduced to Mondstadt in-game. There were more people walking around, and there was chatter of all sorts. You feel giddy like a little child on Halloween. Where should you go first? You weren’t able to take even 5 steps more into the city until someone starts to yell.

Oh great. It was that no good simp, Donna. What was she so mad about?

“YOU!” she shouts behind you. “YOU DARE COME BACK AFTER WHAT YOU’VE DONE!”

The people around you start whispering. All that happy chatter from before dried up into a cold atmosphere. Then another piece of information unlocked into your brain, a little too late you’d say. This was one of those imposter fics. And people like you weren’t so welcome in Teyvat.

Turning back to where you came from, you dart out of the castle gates as quickly as you could. You were aware of the commotion behind you as the guards start chasing you. The pigeons scurry out of your way as you race past them. Lucky or unlucky you, they pile back up, blocking the way of your pursuers.

“Get her!” someone yells behind you.  Keeping your eyes forward, you try to think of a plan. You mustn’t let them catch you! As you dashed past the domain, you backtrack a bit. Maybe you could hide in there for a while. It would be the last place they’d look for you.

Racing to the doors, you quickly enter your hiding place. Inside the domain was a bit different than you imagined it to be. There was more light than you recalled there being, and it was warm. You turn back, then you realize your mistake. In order to get out, you had to finish the domain. With monsters. Aaannnddd you had no weapon. Great.

Your mind flashes back to the slime from earlier today. It didn’t seem to want to harm you. Maybe it was the same for other slimes.  And if you got desperate, you could just shove some hillichurls off the… you shiver at the thought. 

You’ve never killed anything larger than an insect before. Your stomach growls, louder than anything you’ve heard before.  You recalled the barrels here having lettuce…

You weren’t that far into the domain when you encountered the hilichurls. The barrels you’d looted from before were generous enough to give you an apple and a bow and some arrows. Not that you knew how to use them. 

You shakily nock an arrow to the one-star bow. Aiming with a shaky grip, you release the arrow. It falls a few feet in front of you, pathetically. And to make matters worse, it alerted the hillichurls. They run over to the arrow, and you boy when you said you ran. You ran fast enough to make a pro-athlete jealous.

You stare incredulously at your legs. None of the fanfics mentioned you having supernatural abilities.  If only you could fly over your problems, right? You silently will yourself to magically grow wings. But nothing happens. At least you tried.

You feel a slight nudge against your leg, and you will yourself not to screech. There, a pyro slime, way bigger than hydro slime before, bounced. You could feel the waves of heat it emitted. Then behind it you saw a hillichurl, holding out the arrow you had left behind. It lowered its head and held the arrow like an offering, willing you to take it. Unsure of what to do you take the arrow back and mutter a small thanks.

The hillichurl does a small happy dance and runs back to where it came from, with the slime following closely behind it. You knew being the creator of Teyvat meant that all animals respected you but that was bizarre. You still didn’t want to take any risks, so you use your newfound abilities to dash all the way to the exit. To your relief, the doors opened automatically, not needing you to defeat the monsters. When you leave the domain, you are greeted with a dark sky and a bright moon. It was nighttime. There must have been a difference in the way time flowed here because your whole adventure felt like it took half an hour.

Making sure the path ahead of you was clear, you head on back to the forest.

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