#HUGE DICK ENERGY

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I have never seen bigger dick energy in my entire life!! Holy fuck this woman is queen shit!!

[agoodgirlhasnoname]

When you’re in a meeting and get a text from them and it’s a pic of them holding their huge cock saying “thinking of you” 😮‍💨

[dapper-lil-arts]

So is the AJ in your au trans or is she just built like Optimus prime for a reason other than shes a hot sweaty farmhand

By AU I'm assuming you mean the anthros? She's def trans but also she's built like that because shes a hot and sweaty farmhand. She'd be like that if she was cis too tbh. I'm mad at the show for not being consistent with her strength so every time I draw or write her I make her shredded. like hercules or samson or smth. I always pivot all the way to drastic for fun; And besides, she's strong on EQG, she should be on FIM too tbh (I also def think that Earth Pony strength should have been a thing, and AJ would just be a more drastic version of this) On the fic I wrote, the Princess and the Peasant, I actually went onto detail on why I think she should be beefy as hell, but hey that's just how I'd write it:

This is like on chapter 6 so I guess it's kinda spoilery but hey. good times

[basalting]

ppl keep writing that the bats drink black coffee or whatever but these bastards are doing physically intense shit CONSTANTLY. theyre packing calories where ever they can bc they cant be openly eating like olympians.

bruce is drinking large protein coffees with full fat milk because he spends every right racing from one end of the city to the other. when frappuccinos became a thing he almost cried

[savage-rhi]

Fuschia/Magenta?

[taytebby]

Just noticed that Illumi Zoldyck is your profile banner??? Tell me more, girl. What is it about him that you like? Inquiring minds needs to know.

🎤

Now now my friend let me tell you something about me and hxh. I used to make fun of my sister for watching anime (yes I was one of those 🥴) and Hunter x Hunter was the anime that changed it all for me.

I don’t know what it is about illumi. He’s so strangely beautiful. He gives alien vibes a lil bit but it works for him. His body is so MAN but his facial features are so delicate. The perfect swirl hehe. HIM IN THAT PURPLE OUTFIT HE WEARS IN YORK NEW MAKES ME SHIVER AND QUIVER OKAY. The zoldyck’s wouldn’t even have to blackmail or kidnap me. I will GLADLY and WILLINGLY be his bride.

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON FEITAN. OR CHROLLO. OR UVOGIN. I AM A PHANTOM TROUPE THOT. Feitan is so fucking pretty but dangerous hehe. Well so is Chrollo. I think I’m sensing a theme LMFAO. Uvo isn’t pretty that’s just a big man that makes my size kink go brr. I like how cocky he is.

Long story short: I’m mentally ill and like dangerous, insane men who will kill anyone who gets too close to me hehe

[jurassic-cunt]

okayyy somehow you find yourself stumbling into the franklin expedition. who are you trying to fuck? or, if you're not interested in fucking, maybe you're trying to get certain characters to fuck each other? go!

[starkeyisthelastname]

wanna deep throat it. cause he’s huge 😵‍💫

[emtrescue55]

NGL:Sometimes I miss my daughter being little so I could hire different babysitters n pay them by plowing their tight teen cunts with my monster cock again!

[aesthetic-is-life]

Teppei has a huge dick

[oopsiedoopse]

Big dick energy isn’t about being good in bed. It’s about staring into the face of god and god blinking first.

[yappacadaver]

ohhh it's that GOOD good

[snowddeong]

Holding my breath lest the word "daddy" spill forth from my mouth in ragged gasps

The buttons open like that. Okay. Alright. Cool. I'm fine. Totally feeling so normal rn

[blackmoldmp3]

i need to go to sleep. anyway i don’t get t*refs like for the obvious reasons but also bc like. do they not get tired. why is this the hill they’ve chosen to die on when they could do literally anything else

[snowdeong]

Every time Yeji rolls with the Oppa joke my brain just

[emtrescue55]

Girls, like this if you would make your man watch you drool all over and choke on my veiny monster white daddy dick, making a huge mess out of it and your face!!! 🍆😜💦