#HUGE DICK ENERGY

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I have never seen bigger dick energy in my entire life!! Holy fuck this woman is queen shit!!

[agoodgirlhasnoname]

When you’re in a meeting and get a text from them and it’s a pic of them holding their huge cock saying “thinking of you” 😮‍💨

[dapper-lil-arts]

So is the AJ in your au trans or is she just built like Optimus prime for a reason other than shes a hot sweaty farmhand

By AU I'm assuming you mean the anthros? She's def trans but also she's built like that because shes a hot and sweaty farmhand. She'd be like that if she was cis too tbh. I'm mad at the show for not being consistent with her strength so every time I draw or write her I make her shredded. like hercules or samson or smth. I always pivot all the way to drastic for fun; And besides, she's strong on EQG, she should be on FIM too tbh (I also def think that Earth Pony strength should have been a thing, and AJ would just be a more drastic version of this) On the fic I wrote, the Princess and the Peasant, I actually went onto detail on why I think she should be beefy as hell, but hey that's just how I'd write it:

This is like on chapter 6 so I guess it's kinda spoilery but hey. good times

[savage-rhi]

Fuschia/Magenta?

[taytebby]

Just noticed that Illumi Zoldyck is your profile banner??? Tell me more, girl. What is it about him that you like? Inquiring minds needs to know.

🎤

Now now my friend let me tell you something about me and hxh. I used to make fun of my sister for watching anime (yes I was one of those 🥴) and Hunter x Hunter was the anime that changed it all for me.

I don’t know what it is about illumi. He’s so strangely beautiful. He gives alien vibes a lil bit but it works for him. His body is so MAN but his facial features are so delicate. The perfect swirl hehe. HIM IN THAT PURPLE OUTFIT HE WEARS IN YORK NEW MAKES ME SHIVER AND QUIVER OKAY. The zoldyck’s wouldn’t even have to blackmail or kidnap me. I will GLADLY and WILLINGLY be his bride.

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON FEITAN. OR CHROLLO. OR UVOGIN. I AM A PHANTOM TROUPE THOT. Feitan is so fucking pretty but dangerous hehe. Well so is Chrollo. I think I’m sensing a theme LMFAO. Uvo isn’t pretty that’s just a big man that makes my size kink go brr. I like how cocky he is.

Long story short: I’m mentally ill and like dangerous, insane men who will kill anyone who gets too close to me hehe

[jurassic-cunt]

okayyy somehow you find yourself stumbling into the franklin expedition. who are you trying to fuck? or, if you're not interested in fucking, maybe you're trying to get certain characters to fuck each other? go!

[aesthetic-is-life]

Teppei has a huge dick

[starkeyisthelastname]

wanna deep throat it. cause he’s huge 😵‍💫

[oopsiedoopse]

Big dick energy isn’t about being good in bed. It’s about staring into the face of god and god blinking first.

[yappacadaver]

ohhh it's that GOOD good

[snowddeong]

Holding my breath lest the word "daddy" spill forth from my mouth in ragged gasps

The buttons open like that. Okay. Alright. Cool. I'm fine. Totally feeling so normal rn

[emtrescue55]

Dad bod! Can kinda see the softy!

[blackmoldmp3]

i need to go to sleep. anyway i don’t get t*refs like for the obvious reasons but also bc like. do they not get tired. why is this the hill they’ve chosen to die on when they could do literally anything else

[snowdeong]

Every time Yeji rolls with the Oppa joke my brain just

[thescarletgarden1990]

This was SAVAGE and so fucking satisfying to watch.

[tomboy014]

But if Batman won't adopt Danny... who will?

Starfire, and she is all over her new little brother!

Shortly after establishing the Teen Titans, Robin (Dick) introduces “Phantom” to the group, because seriously, he’s not introducing him as “Danny.”  Kinda defeats the purpose of a secret identity when you use your name in your superhero moniker.  And shows Phantom his room.

Robin’s actual goal is to get Phantom to join the Titans, but even taking short cuts through the Ghost Zone, Jump City is still a good ways away from Amity Park, and he has parents, so… It’s still a nice gesture and all, and Phantom will come visit, but no.

Still, he’s never met other teens who are heroes in their own right like he is, so he’s excited to meet Robin’s new team.  The other Titans think it’s a little weird for this not-member to have his own room in the Tower, but the place is huge, and Robin trusts him, so it’s fine.  It’s a bit awkward at first as they’re all still getting used to each other, but Phantom quickly makes friends with all of them.

But it’s his friendship with Starfire that grows first and fastest.  As soon as he finds out she’s an alien from another planet, he latches on and must know everything.  Starfire more than welcomes the attention. While she knows the Titans care for her, they’re not always… receptive to the traditions and customs of her culture. Phantom, on the other hand, is enraptured as she tells him about her culture, her holidays, the planets she’s been to, everything.

So she asks if he’d be interested in learning Tamaranean? Yes! 100%! Absolutely! Phantom picks up the language quickly and returns the favor by helping Starfire with her English. While the ability to absorb language through lips is handy, it’s by no means perfect, and Phantom helps her with things like contractions, slang, idioms, etc.

It also helps that after a couple sparring sessions with each other, Phantom and Starfire realize just how durable their partner is.�� For Starfire, the people and things on Earth can be so delicate. And for Phantom, if he doesn’t watch himself and hurts a human too badly, it’s just more justification to call him an “evil ghost” that should be ripped apart molecule by molecule. Both are thrilled to finally be able to fight all out again without worrying about the consequences if they lose. And Starfire also uses it to teach Phantom some Tamaranean martial arts for aerial combat so maybe he’ll stop crashing into so many walls.

But what really changes the relationship is the Body Swap incident (not to be confused with the Freaky Friday incident). Similar to what happened with the Puppet King in Switched, Phantom and Starfire switch bodies while fighting an enemy.  Unlike what happened in Switched, Phantom and Starfire and two teen powerhouses with green energy powers triggered by emotions. And the emotional triggers they use are in the same ballpark. Starfire’s “unbridled joy of flight” to fly is very similar to how Phantom revels in the pure freedom of flight he feels. Both get angry when they use blasts. It’s very much a “if you believe in it, you can do it” kind of power set. Starfire can’t really figure out Phantom’s more ghostly abilities like invisibility or intangibility, but they very quickly adapt to each other’s shared powers on the fly during battle.  But there’s one power Starfire wants to use against the hordes of minions that Phantom won’t share the trigger for: the Ghostly Wail.  He tries to tell her it’s not a good move, that it’ll use up too much power, it should only be used as a last resort, it’ll cause too much collateral damage, etc., but Starfire wants to know, and eventually he tells her.

“T-terror… and desperation.”

Starfire rushes to give Phantom the biggest hug ever because those are such horrible feelings, and she doesn’t want to imagine what conditions must have led to him developing such a power because no one should have to feel such feelings. He is right; and that is not a power she needs to use to win this battle.  The minions are defeated, the villain is forced into a temporary retreat, and the Teen Titans return to the Tower to regroup and plan.

However, Starfire doesn’t know how to power through and hold onto Phantom’s ghostly form, and as soon as the adrenaline from the fight wears off, rings of white light spread out of her middle, and Phantom turns back into Danny in the middle of the living room.

But more importantly, everyone needs to get out of the way RIGHT NOW because while Phantom can ignore his biological needs for days, Danny can’t, and Starfire has never had to pee this badly ever in her whole life and everyone needs to MOVE, PLEASE! as she rushes into the nearest bathroom.

Phantom/Danny is now panicking, because even as an alien, he’s pretty sure she’s bound to notice that some bits of male anatomy that should be there are… missing.  He’s begging her, through the door in Tamaranean, not to tell anyone about his secret.  He’s not ready to come out yet, and he’s honestly pretty scared he’s about to lose her friendship, too.  Starfire doesn’t really care. So long as you’re a strong warrior, Tamaraneans don’t care what’s going on in someone’s pants, and she’s just relieved she didn’t have to figure out different plumbing while in his body.  Starfire opens the door.  While she knows that the people of Earth are not always as understanding, Danny need not fear her.  She will not tell anyone he's trans until he is ready to tell them himself and supports him and goes in for a hug.

Except you haven’t washed your hands; gross!  They both laugh it off, but when Starfire goes to wash her hands, the water freezes.  The cold energy in Danny’s core is building, and Starfire doesn’t know how to let it out.  They need to switch back to their own bodies soon, or Danny’s body, and Starfire, might not survive.  A little more training so Starfire can turn back into Phantom, and the Titans are ready for the final act, take down the final villain and Starfire and Phantom are back in their own bodies. 

But after that, Phantom is no longer Starfire’s friend.  Danny is her little brother, and she tells him her name is Koriand’r, or Kor’i for short.

<<Prev Next>>